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Help me out, fellow travellers!
Would anyone mind taking a look at my first flash site and telling if there are any major errors? Fresh eyes an' all that.
I know the individual sections are complete tosh, they were slapped together this morning.
Vampires,Escape New York and Big Trouble sections are not there so they won't work.
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/swf/siteinneed.swf
haven't looked through it that thoroughlybut IMO save the graphics such as the hand on the intro as PNGs using Fireworks, with a transparent background. You can then use drop shadow/inner bevel etc to give it a more 3d effect and make it look more realistic and life like. Then import them into Flash. It should work out lower file size this way as well.
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Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:44,
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To be honestto my eyes the graphics are very rough, for instance the globe is heavily pixellated, particularly when it scales up.
I think the animation could be smoother too, it's very jumpy. More fps needed I'd guess.
(I think the animation could be smoother too, it's very jumpy. More fps needed I'd guess.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:56,
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bindun?www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/61069/1209659112/dispair.jpg
God edit: NSFW
(God edit: NSFW
pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:25,
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Oh FFScan you link them norks please?
/I'm a fat-handed twat.
(/I'm a fat-handed twat.
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:27,
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awwcensured :(
( pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:28,
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I find this really fucking stupid.There have been loads of images that don't get censored, stuff like the yoko with knob or Gordon Brown with knob come to mind.
Bit of fucking stupid reasoning, methinks.
(,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:30,
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Bit of fucking stupid reasoning, methinks.
the MS paint picture of dora the explorer as a naked transexual midget springs to mindas it so often does
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:33,
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hahahathat was great :-)
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:34,
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Feels badYeah, I didn't mean to cause trouble, just figured I've seen far worse before. Guess I should be more careful...
( pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:42,
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Sorry...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:30,
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yay! he's back!
WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:32,
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"good afternoon.""good afternoon to you sir"
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:25,
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Lully thatas usual mate your stuff just blows me away
Clicks
(Clicks
Big Ian has stopped changing his sig,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:26,
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Hello there!Haven't seen you around much. How's things?
And thank you :)
(And thank you :)
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:34,
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Oh that's especially nice.And it's got nips in.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:28,
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Anywhere that doesn't require registration?I'm a pain in the arse, I know...
(,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:28,
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ha ha ha!
notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:26,
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HahahaI did an ant one:
www.b3ta.com/board/8335601
(www.b3ta.com/board/8335601
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:23,
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Ha, very good. :)See if anyone gets this without filenaming...
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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:18,
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Checks ProfileNice vectors
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:24,
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I had com(p)ing home.I was close.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Thu 1 May 2008, 18:11,
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hahabiting!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:23,
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Awww that's my only TOAP so far todayand you had to pick me up on it :(
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:24,
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Sorry mateJust bad timing honest it was the 1st compo entry I came across after I had the idea
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:27,
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Fluffeh...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:14,
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I thought it was copy-cat at first.I had to filename for the real answer. :p
Woo!
(Woo!
Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:19,
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That looks far more fun than reality.Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:20,
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FWUFFeeee, it's good!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:21,
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disconcerted
:D
pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:08,
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Good one.I think she might die soon.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:09,
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Once you've managed to get hold of a crossbow?
wheelybird mreee!,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:10,
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Or a size 435 Spang-Handle Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:11,
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or a rusty hammer, even... pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:11,
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I've got nothing against the girlIn fact I think she's got a good voice and can hold a tune.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:12,
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Quite right!Have to say though, that if I could afford that much lager I'd be in a bit of a tangle :)
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Ninj,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:13,
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You make an excellent pointShe still makes a nice easy target for abuse though :)
(Still would)
((Still would)
pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:17,
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Yea...* It has been a long day - must be time to go home soon...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:10,
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They tried to make me go to rehabbut I said Nyerrrummmm mmeeerrr and then passed out.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:12,
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hahah this made me laugh far harder than it should have
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:19,
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Bloody hellit's the female Keith Richards! Kill it before they mate!
( kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!,
Thu 1 May 2008, 19:20,
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While we're on the subject of "I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Clue"...
Here's a late arrival to the b3ta ball...
(seeing as it's officially pun Thursday)
*misses Humph*
enceladus,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:44,
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vista is a groweralso slight TJ: Isketch b3ta room come one come all
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epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:45,
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Have**May not have
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:59,
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Not for this though - Capt.Wow made this. LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:04,
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Cue me scrolling down and saying'WHO THE HELL HAS NICKED MY oh it's Manley.'
I suppose you're allowed, as it's your face. But only just, mind.
Right, bye bye all.
(I suppose you're allowed, as it's your face. But only just, mind.
Right, bye bye all.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:55,
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Spangola!Have a "Not worth it's own threader".
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:46,
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Eh, this only works if your facing north, though.Okay, I'll go now...
(,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:52,
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But the top of the page is always north,no matter which way you are facing.
If you get my drift.
(If you get my drift.
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:54,
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A real orienteering master here ladies and gentleman!*would be your partner just for the giggles* ;)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:56,
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Ok then....Just to prove my point..Maps are on paper...top of the map is always north....therefore top of the paper is always north.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:58,
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actually, notreal orienteering masters rotate the map to keep it in alignment with the direction you are facing, so if heading south, you are looking south on the map, too. :p
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:59,
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ha ha! the ones starting with "in" are the easiesthave this from yesterday:
woo!
(woo!
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:54,
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and Sir Kitt Board
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:46,
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And here are Mr & Mrs Covaluewith their lovely daughter, Tess Covalue.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:01,
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And also Mr & Mrs Bennetthat'sabitfuckinghugewhydon'tyoureadtheFAQyoucuntwith their 500kb son - Gordon Bennetthat'sabitfuckinghugewhydon'tyoureadtheFAQyoucunt.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:05,
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haha!not forgetting Mr and Mrs Areweyourphotoshoppingbitches, and their rather demanding son, Hugh.
( enceladus,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:08,
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HahahaAnd who's this arriving for the third time? It's Shirley Bindun.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:10,
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oh yes...and, of course the ever-pleasant thatsrathergood family, and their nice daughter, Ashley...
( enceladus,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:17,
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Amy Crackhouse
... and a diet crack
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:40,
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pffftthat's a whole lotta crack!
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:44,
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Euw!!!
WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:44,
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see, even with professional lighting, she still looks like she steals children at night AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:47,
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yep. theres no hiding the Villian-From-A-Roald-Dahl-Story look WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:49,
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those CLAWSi mean, i'm glad i'm old enough not have nightmares that easily anymore, because if i had taken one look at her when i was five, i'd be having dreams like one of mutated monty's animations
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:52,
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I meant to put that picture up theredown here.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:58,
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i think it is a good picture to post as a "FFS" response AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:00,
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*sexually confused*me, not you. Well.perhaps you...
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Thu 1 May 2008, 17:07,
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Wouldn't Satire beAnger over someone having a superior chair to you.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:38,
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or two GPS systems angry with each other:-P
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:39,
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No. That would be satnavire - the Russo-Welsh version. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:40,
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sputnik is still the funniest word in the entire world to meand i even speak russian
sputnik sputnik sputnik
(sputnik sputnik sputnik
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:43,
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YeahBut there's no sat navs in his image:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:40,
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they could have stealth mode on
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:45,
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Good point well presented. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:52,
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Or an land of chairs, entirely surrounded by water? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:39,
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hahahathe man from del monte says yes....my chair is better than yours.
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:39,
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But the fat balding guy has 2 chairsHe should appreciate what he's got
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:40,
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do I not want to know whats happening in this picture?No, I don't.
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:34,
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YOU SO DO!THE POWER OF TOILET TRANNY COMPELLS YOU BITCH
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:35,
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It's excellently shopped! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:36,
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Its shopped????*squints*
It *is* excellently shopped!
(It *is* excellently shopped!
WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:40,
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That'll be 50p please WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:50,
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The game......comes with the BumRumbleShock Controller°...apparently.
( Ninj,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:40,
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you evil man...hehehewoo
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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:34,
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Yay!Only gays get hivvy, remember.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:37,
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BBC NEW 24. BREAKING NEWS: HELICOPTERS CAUSE HIV. MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:37,
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I always knew itbarstards
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:39,
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oi penisapplefancy soem isketch?
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:39,
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Oh fux it, go on :3 MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:40,
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My homophobi-sense is tingling Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:57,
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Baddum!Click!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:31,
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COMPO IT. MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:31,
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Silly Joliet!Buildings is not kiteses!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:32,
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The towel wasn't therewhen I went. I feel robbed.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:52,
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there's losingand there's having Boris as mayor.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:48,
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*groans under the weight of the spangs* WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:30,
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You sirAre going to get spanged within an inch of your life!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:30,
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I liked this last timeand still do
and i cannot keep up with this compo!
(and i cannot keep up with this compo!
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:30,
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^ This...I love!
*Spangers - Pfftt
(*Spangers - Pfftt
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:39,
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hahaI like that one.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 1 May 2008, 16:45,
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This is great,but surely he should be observing only one tory, rather than three?
( Zuowan,
Sun 4 May 2008, 2:54,
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