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# oh dear, all the sins in one picture.
Seams, comic sans and not really funny.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Hahaha
I was literally talking about Bill and Ted's thrity seconds before you posted this!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:04, archived)
# EXCELLENT!!!!



sorry
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# It's a running theme
all of a sudden, lots of the 80s' finest movies are being repeated on TV of which this one was.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# aw when?
missed it :(

there's a re-make in the offing *loads shotgun*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Oh please no!!!


(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:08, archived)
# yeh
someone on here alerted me to it
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Highlander II and Short Curcuit II were on yesterday:P
Not that they could really be placed for greatness:P
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I didn't get Highlander II at all
but the bit where they count how many times they've been shot each is quite funny

in fact that's about the only good bit I remember
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Proper guffaw.
You are the man.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# you need this in your wife
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Tis bloody good, Sah.




(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:06, archived)
# wotcha matey
our London arrangement has been tinkered with, now I'm in with Dixon so I'm hoping Capt Wow will keep him busy so he won't get ideas about jumping my unfit bones...
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:08, archived)
# That's a good point
why are you so convinced I'll be raping the poor lamb?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Reputation?

*runs*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I'm not bad
I'm just drawn that way.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:14, archived)
# You as Jessica Rabbit!
*Spluff-splodes*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I was singing 'Why Don't You Do Right' for singing practice earlier.
It WILL be my party piece, damn it. Just that last note to wrangle, my damn contralto voice gives up just towards the end.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# not convinced... just hoping...
he took a shine to my 3,000th celebration picture and expressed a desire to check out the goods in person in Old London Town.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahaha if you think I can stop the man you've got me all wrong.
Also what's to say that I would stop him?

The mental image is hardly displeasing.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:14, archived)
# that's the problem...
both he and you have a mental image, I on the other hand have a mirror and eyes and can advise that it's just a daydream fantasy of ideal whimsy that is far removed from the ugly truth...
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Oh shut up and take your trousers off.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:19, archived)
# for you, anything.
I'll even let you point the laser this time. They say not to point a laser directly into your eye but I don't think the Jap's eye is affected.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Can I rub in the butter this time?
It looked like so much fun.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I'm utterly stuck between Anchor and Country Life
but not Spreadable. God no.

Pourquoi butter anyway? I've not seen Last Tango In Paris but I hear things about it....
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I can only be jealous.


(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:11, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:12, archived)
# is your board sig
compliant with Durkah Durkah?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# most clickworthy dude
click
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] pfffffft

Torpedo
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# dont laugh at your own jokes...
is it "tall paedo" is that the joke?

edit: or is "tor" a word im unfamiliar with?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Tor paedo
A tor is a hill.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Ah got it :-)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# pfft means you can't find you children?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Can do....
"You lost your kids,PFFFT!"

Oh how I'd love to meet Gerry and Kate!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Pfft is the father of Maddy?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Oh never mind!
:P

EDIT:Any news on a band for the bash?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Nope
I'm getting the spoons out of mothballs
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I've not heard of them.
Does Killerkitti like them?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Yes
They're one of those new beebop bands!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# In the basement?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:15, archived)
# It's as if they do it deliberately


Found on a box of exam answer books
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:49, archived)
# A Red-X
* Nice...
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Sorry
fixed
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Thank you...
and Woo
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# you made my monical fall out
with that red-x
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# *reports to exam board for having mobile on person during exam*
*profits*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# guess who ?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:55, archived)
# That's one hell of a buck tooth he has!


(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# first thing i htought was 'moustache'
not 'goatse'
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Bottlevom
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I like the hearts one
It's well pretty.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# yay ta :-)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# This one's pretty groovy too
but the hearts one wins, because it's girly, and I'm a girl.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# well thank goodness for that.
My pandering hasnt been wasted :-P
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Pandering? Wasted? For shame!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
# ARRGHH! RUN PEASANTS! ITS A BIG SCARY SCARECROW!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
# *flees*
Take your woo and please don't hurt me
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# danke
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Wowowow
all brill, but I especially like the hessian texturing.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# thank you
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# i nearly forgot
before i bugger off again, that problem you had with the jippy hip the other day, how did it pan out, don't answer if it's a bit too personal. your up and running is all i need to know.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Ah no
it's all fine, just a bad sprain. I heal quickly so I'm almost back to normal now.

Thanks for caring, you lovely man.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# you had me worried for a bit
in a virtual chum, only met once kind of way.
glad it's sorted though.

and now for some csi, laters.

(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:07, archived)
# run children
least he capture you and and turn his anal bellows arm on you.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Hmmm...
*stops fleeing*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Woo! :D
*click*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# thanks
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Very nice! Reminds me of the bad guys on Devil May Cry
And at first I read that as 'run pheasants....'
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# It is the bad guys on DMC :)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Run DMC run!
I've only played it the once, but hopefully one day I'll get back to it...
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Oh, DMC piss.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Hippy Bird-Day
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Why am I looking at your cock?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:49, archived)
# 'Cos it took a fair while to make and I quite like it,
so any tenuous reason for 1 repost...
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:52, archived)
# ok.
wanks thanks
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# And so was the pheasant!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# i rather like this
and im not much of a one for monsters, aliens and such like.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# merci
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# i agree with ms wow
i rather like the textures and colouration and of course the illustration.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:52, archived)
# It's like something from
Painkiller: Overdose

Verry good!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# thanks
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Is it one of those things from DMC4?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# yah
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I shitting love that series.
The first one's still my fave, though.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Scarecrow?
Meh!

Woo!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Hello


Click for bigger (26KB)

You're all much uglier than I remember
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Well you're still sex in cardi.
So ner.

This is dead good, also. Black and green are the best colours EVER.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I have been surrounded by green all day
It's been tops
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Was you in the outsidy places?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I was, it was ace
I got a tan and everything
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I don't tan, I go pink and get angry.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Boooo
Cheat, use that tanning moisturiser. It's well good and natural-looking and not streaky or nothing
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Looks a bit weird with this hair.
Hehe, waaaaaay ahead of you.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Haha ohhhh
Then I banish you to the shade, no summer frolicking for you!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# :D That's me, under the MASSIVE hat.
Right, dindins!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Bon appetite, ma cherié
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:52, archived)
# lovely!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# This is how I imagine McDonalds in Ireland
Woo!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Lovely as ever
You deserter!
;P
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# so where you bin hiding?
'tis nice to see you
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Bin on /talk, for my sins
S'alright, like
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# i hope you washed your hands before you came back home.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I did, look
*presents clean hands*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:49, archived)
# i've been all over the rest of the internet too though
and I've had quite a lot of time away from my computer, OUTSIDE.

It's been awesome
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# outside is where i'm spending more time of late
waste too much time indoors lately, i fear i may develop pale skin and more of a tummy.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:55, archived)
# That would be a terrible thing
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
# yay!
hang on, no I'm not!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# EWWWWWW!
Look at your FACE!

Ello lully :)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# *belms*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# They call me the Clamberer, yeah I'm the Clamberer
I clamber aroundaroundaroundaroundaround




VERY quick effort. But the only thing I've drawn today.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
# COR
Top lippage
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
# *pouts*
Why thank you.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# A man coming out of her mouth!
There's a first!


Top pic.


(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Well thank you kind sir!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# chicken
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
# that
is so cool
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# subtle!
woo woo!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# only because
i don't know how to do ripples without thingumy morph.
edit/ forgot photoshop has a ripple filter.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Don't worry about it
have one of my badly-animated jobs to make yourself feel better.

(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:37, archived)
# nowt wrong with that
without meaning to sound patronising or nothing, it moves from one frame to another just fine, speed up and fiddle with final flash and you're there.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# russia visits me every summer!
отёбись!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
One obviously hasn't been stuffed:P
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# have you got todays Nuts?
I was in the shops but forgot to look at it. I think Arch got the Spam of the week, but don't know who else scored
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# you, ninj and I
either ninj or you got two in there
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# you know you can only spend one voucher at a time?
cds are nice and free but you still have to pay half on Playstation games and Stormtrooper helmets :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# bah!
/I was going to put them towards a Wii
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:49, archived)
# never mind
you could always buy me series 2 of angry kid.

;D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:10, archived)
# yay!
pictures of the stormtrooper helmet when you get it or its not true.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Brillyant!
Thought it was an RPS at first, nice delay.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:34, archived)
# haha!
fooled ya.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# its an ecoli hotbed
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:34, archived)
# *sicks up a little*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Yey...
Naked birds on the hot tub...

* NSFW
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Lovely animating.
Woo
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Mmmm.Chicken soup.


Woo!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:35, archived)
# you are nick park
aicmfp!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Ha, fantastico :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I missed the animation the first time.
The set up alone is sheer genius.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:39, archived)
# i had nothing to do with the chickens
that's exactly how i found the sauce, i only added a few poorly animated bubbles.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Lies, the bubbles are very well animated.
I WOO IT HARD
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# This is what it's going to be like at that retirement village
I just know it!

Woo!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Hahahaha, excellent
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
# hahaha!
brilliant.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Hahaha! That is fantastic!
And subtle animation there! :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
Genius!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# oh, MAN that's disturbing.
 
woo, yay, and houplah, even!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:20, archived)
# hee!
well done!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Truely hilarious
and truely genius.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Braw!
Did you arange the chickens yerself?
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 2:41, archived)
# *pfft*
makes me
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 11:43, archived)
# One more
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Has anyone mentioned how MILF- tastic she is?
No?..Ok then
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
# No... but we tried loads of others,,,
Try asking her... "Are you lesbian" or "Spit or swallow"

If you can't do that.. check out the best result... www.b3ta.com/board/8347290
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Hahaha!



(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha
She is by far the most irritating thing on the planet
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:35, archived)
# FACT
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# He's hanging around somewhere.


(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:37, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
# No one knows - Fact!


EDIT: PS. Love your use of Teh Quo
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Yep, she is definately hot!


(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I can not condone that...




* FWAPS
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I was almost sick with laughter!
That was the funniest thing I've seen this year
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Haha
'Tis ace
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# i have a copy of this on quarter inch reel to reel tape
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Awww, let him down you sods
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Nah, that's shit.
Most woo, sir!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I bet one of the bigger ships did this to him.
Woo
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:14, archived)
# It was those Queen Elizabeth sisters
Wicked girls they are
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# I bet they took his lunch money too
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Nah, that's shit.
Well done HT
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# This
is brilliant.

look at his sad lil facey wacey :(
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:14, archived)
# stop being so fucking good.
:D

*smashes hands with mallet*

*realises it my hanmdfsd*

aaaarrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
good work Mjolnir!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:22, archived)
# damn hammer
it's had it in for me ever since i used it to put up some shelves.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Awww!
There's some evil bastards about!

Most woo-able
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Aaaw poor chappy!
'ningles fella. Is it still illegal to kill Americans in this country? Ive got two of them that appear to have come to England it sit in a TV room.
They arrived yesterday and apart from when the office had been shut have done nothing apart from watch TV nonstop!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
# They'll be transfixed by the lack of commercials!
They can watch for more than seven minutes without being sold something!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Sky TV
Nothing but American sitcoms.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# OH MY GOD! LARRY! THEY ONLY HAVE 372 CHANNELS!!!
It's like the dark ages
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I think my brain is about to leak out of my ears!
Not only a straight 12 hours of TV but most of it American.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:25, archived)
# is that...
an U-float?

as always, woo :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Das Bootiful
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:18, archived)
# aboat time we had a pun!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I wasnt sure if that one was good enough
but I thought "Oh frigate" and went with it anyway
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Ha ha
I bet you had to trawler round for that pun
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# You're right
I was dread(nought)ing your reply
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:26, archived)
# just when I thought I was leadinghy comes back with that cracker!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:29, archived)
# aawww
poor sub
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:19, archived)
# That's marvless1
(is it in the Thames?)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Haha cool
;)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
that's the best flounder i've ever seen
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# that's
sub-lime. Woo!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Hahahaha, lovely
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Hee hee!
Lovely.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 10:07, archived)
# He hee
"Sod" is your trademark now.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Love it
Poor wee thung
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry]

Islam
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Burt Reynolds?
Also *Spang*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Put your *Spang* First in your post
Otherwise it's easy to lose interest
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# "Spang etiquette"
by A Noob!

I'll spang the Hell where I like.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:17, archived)
#


ok
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
# It's not your it's is!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# your his it not is!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Haha!
Thank you for making me snort wine through me nose. I needed that.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# always a pleasure
never a chore
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:30, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# So She has read it
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:58, archived)
# shmergschmerschmerg?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:59, archived)
# These have...
ALL been done!

Join the day shift
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I missed the day shift today.....
I can only be glad if this was the case!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Try asking her...
"Are you lesbian"
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:26, archived)
# in a new thread?
/ac
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I am going to use this thread just to say hello

Hello everybody!
*waves*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
# *waves back*
hello!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Ning m




(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Hello
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
# hi
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:10, archived)
# you crazy dutch bastard
hello
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# 8=============================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# My, that's large and slim
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry]

incarcerate
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Incorrect use of apostrophe.
Please bend over to receive bumming.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Its the apostophe police!
HELP ME APOSTROPHE POLICE! SOMEONE STOLE ALL MY APOSTROPHES!

howdy?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Sorry sir
couldn't I just have some lines
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:59, archived)
# OF COKE?
Sure.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# woo hoo
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# you've not been here long have you?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
# 2 years, 2 months and 26 days
but about 15 mins today
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# pedant ;)
don't take things i say seriously,
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# You only know that cos your still at skool
being learnt it.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# IMPROPER GRAMMAR
PLEASE BEND OVER
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Being bummed for bad grammar....
Just like the old days!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Get ready for the next generation of bumming!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Make it so.




(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:18, archived)
# *gets out bumming tools*
*sets up roadside stall*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Blessed loves it.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:20, archived)
# One of the best episodes
of HIGNFY.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:22, archived)
# too right!
he should host all the time.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:23, archived)
# i thought it was pretty crap actually
he was very funny, don't get me wrong, but there was very little satire. just shouting
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Due to his size
He sat ire than most of them :)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Go to your room!



(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Lips quiver
turns and runs up stairs
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# This. ^
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:29, archived)
# This^


(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# ^this^ with a Brazilian Samba school
and cow bells
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:29, archived)
# first time its been funny
and not just Ian Hislop whining for 30 minutes for about 5 years
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:37, archived)
# He has got whining down to refined art-form
I appear to be burning my supper as per normal *rushes off*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:41, archived)
# those baby meercats cook quicker then you think.
but damn they are tasty.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Boris Johnson was funny too.
As was Brucie.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Bo Jo
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:53, archived)
# No thanks!

;)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:55, archived)
# :(
worth a try
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:00, archived)
# best tv
evah
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:55, archived)
# is it the optimisation or does he have jungle fever?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Jungle Fever?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:31, archived)
# nice one sir
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Swanky!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I laughed throughout the entire programme
He stole the show, hook, line and sinker.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:37, archived)
# splendid stuff
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:42, archived)
# That's fantastic.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# This fills me with more joy than is healthy.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:53, archived)
# thankyou
and happy birthday.

hats off to the count too, i downloaded that yesterday, i intended to tinker with it a bit today, but the sun came out so i played out instead.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Yay!
And fankoo.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:53, archived)
# brill
McClean looks like she's just about to squirt female ejeculate just at the thought of teh blessed.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Please Sir...


can I have some more?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:16, archived)
#
It's not THAT bad...is it?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Never self reply!
We can all see it.
I even laughed.
I don't know why i didn't reply.
Soz.

Woo.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:38, archived)
# I thought
everyone had ran out for soup ;)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# hehehe!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Notepad Scribbling


Click for bigger (66KB)

Like I was going to do anything useful at work on the first day back after a bank holiday.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Oooooh.
That's awesome.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:11, archived)
# HEY MASTER CHIEF ITS SPRING BREAK!
CHECK OUT THE HOOTERS ON THAT PIECE OF ASS!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:11, archived)
# masterCHEF
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Masta cheef is pensul drorn!
Woo, great stuff :]
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I tend to spoonerise things even when i don't want to
and unfortunately "notepad scribbling" becomes "scrotepad nibbling". Nice pic tho.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# When inspiration hits me, you'd all best duck for cover:
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:03, archived)
# SPRING BREEEEEEAK!
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:04, archived)
# You almost stole current shoppage task!!
(Putting a face on something)
Bollocksing it up
Most woo!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Hahah
wow. :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# The piss was a last minute addition, I swear.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Ouch
You need some aftersun, piss is no good.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:38, archived)
# I figured that, but I couldn't stop once I started.
To be honest, I think Killerkitti preferred only having sunburn.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Scared Kitteh tastes like chicken
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:02, archived)
# MAN LETS GET SOME BEERS! ITS SPRING BREAK!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:04, archived)
# yummy edible kitten
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(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:10, archived)
# it's fat cat!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# subtle!
and woosome
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# New shirt design i made for my site :)


Click for bigger (65KB)

Those of you who have watched my flashes might like this one, clicketh here to see the shirt
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Woo ignored :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:08, archived)
# WELL, I LIKE IT.
But I was eating.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I would so buy it
if I wasn't poor and spending the last of my moneys on a new cable to hook my guitar up to my amp.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:12, archived)
# They cost like.. five bucks.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:14, archived)
# I don't have a job
or means of getting moneys. So when it's gone, it's gone.

They sell Stratocasters at Target now, actually. It's quite odd.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Fender or knock off?
Cheap strats sell everywhere. Even ASDA.

I started customising my first guitar (A shitty Cort strat copy) about a year ago, but haven't found any paint for it yet, so it's still on hold.

I've pretty much got all the hardware, apart from for the cut off switch I want to add.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Real Fender.
Only black-and-whites though. I know you can get a fake anywhere. A kid I know has an Epiphone Special made to look like an SG. And it's a piece of shit. He had it tuned to drop D, and when he tuned it back to normal for a project we were doing in shcool, one of the machine heads came off in his hand.

I wanna customize a guitar. It would be awesome.
And now I have to go out again. We must run errands. Laters, b3ta. :]
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# yay!
unfortunately I am poor and living on sainsbury's basics noodles. But one day, I shall buy a t shirt, and it shall be magnificent.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Oooh awesome
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# he guards his pond most ferociously
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# He looks very unhappy.
Woo, very nice.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:08, archived)
# I would offer it some grapes, but i'm to unnerved to approach it
fearful of it nibbling a finger off
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# eeeep!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:45, archived)

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