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CFB
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Haha!
This is the reason for the decline in heavy industry in Sheffield.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# "Luke (pshhhht)!
I was in Flashdance (psshhhht)."


"Nooooo!!!!!!"
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# hahahaha. i'm gonna watch that animation whilest listening to "what a feeling"
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I don't know whether
to feel happy or sad for you.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I be orf t'bed now.
godd evening, fellow b3tans.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# a good evening to you
i shall be awake until i hear that a friend of mine is safely back on a working train, currently being stuck in a field with a bunch of drunk arseholes after a problem with the engine
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# All alone I have cried silent tears full of pride

In a world made of steel, made of stone
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# hahaha. you put the idea in my hea!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Well founded !
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# haha
Love the action!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I use these for tips
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# hahaha. brilliant as ever!
oi you! GET YER TITS OUT!

(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Pleasant pleasantries to you dear lady :D
*rummages in vest*
*fails to find tits*
*harrumphs*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
# oh come here
*has a look*

now when did you last have them? are you sure you've not left them in the supermarket or something?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I went to the pub
then I went home
ate
went to the pub
UNDER THE SOFA!
/edit Not there :( Keep looking
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# THERE'S A PUB UNDER YOUR SOFA?!
OMFUHG.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# There is an entire civilization under my sofa
I've visited 23 of the hostelries so far
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# tut! silly!
and why did you not take me to the pub?

NOOOOOOOOONE EVER TAKES ME TO THE PUB!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# There, there...
*hugs*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# *cops a feel*
what? that wasn't me!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# You brazen hussey!
*snortles in a tittering manner*
*removes cop*
Bloody police perverts!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# men tittering..doesn't get much sexier.
and me a hussy, surely that'd mean i was getting some or something close to it?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Just so you know ;)
Hussy - From the OED:
In some rural districts a mere equivalent of Woman, lass; hence, A strong country woman, a female of the lower orders; a woman of low or improper behaviour, or of light or worthless character; an ill-behaved, pert, or mischievous girl; a jade, minx. Also jocularly or in raillery.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# ok that sounds like me.
oh crap. shouldn't admit that.

yooou slaag!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# PHWOAR!
As your psycaitrist sykiatriss fuck this I need another beer shrink i wholly approve of this sort of language.
*dons 'special' underpants*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# andd what is so special about these underpants?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Can you keep a secret?
*checks room for bugs*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
#
yesss!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# OK
Many years ago when I was but an innocent youth, I happened, by chance, to be wearing my favourite purple nylon Y-fronts. As I boarded the bus on my way to school I noticed that the bus conductress had failed to don her regulation London Transport jacket and, as a result of the chilly weather, she was rather prominent in the chest area. The outcome of this rather exciting event was that I had an unexpected lump with ensuing stickiness in aforementioned underpants. Ever since that wonderful day I have never washed those wonderful undergarments and continue to wear them to this day.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# SEXY
i hope one day to be able to sniff these magical underpants.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I'll send you a few scrapings
:D
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# awww. i would you love forever if you did.
please attach yourself to said scrapings.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# *unsticks underpants from ceiling*
*scrapes*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# they're incontinence pants
makes drinking so much easier
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# He makes mngggggggg!! sounds
when he puts them on.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# this as well
fuck me but i'm shattered. i'm going to finish my beer in bed and keep my phone handy.

night all.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Beer in bed?
Like your style!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] You know, I'm kinda glad I'm posting this on the gay shift where it won't be seen by too many people,
I'm kinda glad I'm posting this on the gay shift where it won't be seen by too many peopleand yet I'm still posting it. OOoooh I'm going to Hull...



*winces*

previously
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I'd have thought at this time of night it would be more *minces*
But have a click.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I want one.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# TBH, it's practically TOAP,
these things really exist! (sans the ickle planes)

www.nationalcollectorsmint.com/images/products/10711_lg.jpg

But it was so close to the edge, I just couldn't resist running up behind it and giving it a little push...
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# :D
Well kudos to you for braving the masses.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# *locks door*
*hopes tan wears off soon*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Now, stay inside and be a good boy.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# *avoids train stations*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Is it really sad that I'm playing Animal Crossing?
Or is that repressed homosexual urges manifesting itself in the form of pleasant little games?

I've heard both arguments.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Dunno - are you a genetic engineer?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Not quite sure what playing nice games on a DS has to do with liking cock,
but I would say not.

Just means you're a big puff, and that's entirely different!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I think that's where people got confused.
Heheh, and yes, I am a big puff. The entirely different kind.
^_^
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Join the club,
we have badges! (probably)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Yaaaay!
Badgies!
*huggles*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Here ya soft lot:


Fuck 'em *goes to check icanhascheezburger.com again*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Heheh, *profiles*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Jezuz, you really did aswell!
Damn, means I'll have to now! Hahaha!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Hahahahah!
Do it :D
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Did it!
*dances to Kate Bush*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# You're so bold.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I sometimes watch QI too,
and other things on Dave!

I know, I'm mad me!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I saw an DS advert on telly today that said
'From the people who brought you Animal Crossing- The Legend of Zelda!' and I almost threw a coaster at the screen. I'm not sure why.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# My town flag is Link in front of a piece of the triforce.
And my town song is a tune from Zelda (I can't remember the damn name - could be Saria's Song)

I also have the triforce and the master sword in my house :D
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# US Mint making money on a tragedy, lovely

nice shopping.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Franklyn Mint more like!
I wonder if they do a plate too?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# haha!
when i first saw an ad for those i emailed them telling them i hoped someone would bomb their factory. what a stupid fucking trinket.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Newly minted member of the set


part of a set with the earlier effort:

(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
very nice.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# SMUUUUUGGGGGGG BASTARD
*ORGASSSMSMSMS*

hahaha i like the o'rly owl in the top one. nice touch.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I take it
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

you didn't see the Fear in the bottom one? Fear is much better than the O Rly owl.*

* Not true, but I'm being argumentative. The O Rly owl is one of the greatest things ever. REWRITTEN IN ENGLISH INSTEAD OF MATHS BECAUSE THE B3TA FILTER HATES GREATER THAN SIGNS. FUCK YOU B3TA.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# EDIT: SSUSHH
hello!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Hello!
To quickly threadjack, you may have noticed my trip to Brighton was cancelled :( My friend I was going to be staying with pissed off to America on the second day of the Great Escape, and Halifax decided to screw my colon hard by slashing my overdraft. So it seemed a good idea to delay it.

I should be around at some point over summer. I SHALL LET YOU KNOW. OH YES.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Hello, other Boris.
Still up to your neck in equations?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I'm always up to my neck in equations
Today has all been about Statistical Mechanics tutorials and trying to show people how to be lazy and not bother remembering the thermodynamic potentials or the Maxwell relations and how easy it is to derive them all.

I got a very strange look from the lovely blonde girl in my group. I don't think she believes me.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Ahhh.
I've been messing about with S = 1/2 polynomials for antiferromagnets. Jammy sod of a project student managed to get six new crystal structures in an eight week project. He's already got one paper out of it and now he's going to get a pretty good one, too.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
# What a bastard
I've been in academia for years and I only have two papers. About five in the pipeline but there's still only two.

Kick him in the knackers for me, would you?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:37, archived)
# *hides own publication record*
Wilco. One kick in storage for Monday.

Get into chemistry - papers aren't too difficult depending on where you go. F'rinstance, Acta Crystallographica Sect. E is only two shades up from bog roll.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Nah
I'll stick in theoretical physics. My career will die soon but at least I'll have done something *interesting* while it lasts.... :)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# THEN WE CAN CYBER FOR REAL! LOLS!
;)

but in the summer, you must speak german to me so i can melt into a pool of orgasmness.

german is sexy.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Not Swiss German, though.
Sounds like a Spaniard who's learnt German, but never lost the accent along with having contracted TB.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
the only part of switzerland i've tried to speak german in is basel and that was fucked up. it was like being in sweden or something. i couldn't understand a single word. my german's wank but it's better than basel made me feel. silly swiss.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I know...
It's worse in Bern as they speak at 1/8 th the speed of any other human population, yet the accent it so thick that you still don't understand.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I've been to Bern
I didn't speak to anyone but my friend that I was with. This seemed a very good move and we seemed to survive fine on this. We *must* have talked to someone but I'm buggered if I can remember that we did.

Pretty town though.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:38, archived)
# 's ok.
the whole 'grey-green' thing gets to you after a while, though.
And the f£^$%&ing church bells....
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Possibly
but I was there for a day and it was a gorgeous day. Not sure I'd hurry back, I think we did most of what there is to do...
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# DAMN STRAIGHT
I shall speak German. Oder ich werde Deutsche sprechen. Juli oder fruehe August fahrt mich nach Brighton, glaube ich, dich viel Orgasmus zu geben.

My German may be shit. The other Boris may be able to correct me. Or the other German speakers on the board.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# as long as it sounds vaguely german, thats sexy enough for me
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Good stuff
I can do German-sounding-but-grammatically-incorrect until it boils from my bum, which might suit you very well actually.

Doch bis Sommer!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:39, archived)
# haha excellent.
i've so got to learn geman, i'm just lazy. but my god i love it. sexier than french.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# You reckon?
You should visit me here... I'm sure we can find time to speak German...
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# you know if i had the cash and a passport i so would.
i wanna go to the black forest and star mountain!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I live in Baden-Wuerttemberg.....
Even if I can never remember how to spell it.....
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# as long as it's in germany...it's all good to me.
i want to hug a german person!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# hmmm
i may be able to arrange that but, alas, i'm british :(
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# i'd still hug you
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# As they don't speak proper German here
and half my group is Chinese, I've not really bothered to learn much German...

I can speak a smattering of 'Co-op-deutsch', so I can get by at train stations and supermarkets, but conversation is a bit limited...
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# You can survive here fine
with English, which is a pity because I'm too lazy to learn a language unless I'm forced to. I've started trying to bully friends into at least emailing in German by insisting on writing to them in German. That they tend to reply in English doesn't tell me that they think I suck at German. Oh no.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I did give it a go.
but everyone wants to practice their English on the only native speaker in the department.
sometimes I feel more like a bloody secretary - I usually get five-ten documents to check a week for SPAG, etc.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I don't get that as much as I thought
I think everyone (wrongly) believes that their English is perfect. Plus there's three native English speakers in my department here.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# ORLY?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# RLY!
I may try some coinage over the weekend...
Feel free to print these out and try to pay for beer with them at the next b3ta bash.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Spam spam spam spam:
I just updated my 404 page, if anyone's interested.
www.sambennallick.co.uk/404.html

/spam /spam /spam /spam
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:16, archived)
# tuppence a bag?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# DAVE HEDGEHOG!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# hello my darling
how's things?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:16, archived)
# aaaaaallllright, innit!
annnnnnnnnd you petal?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# fairly drunk
but out of wine

I may have to step outside and get more booze.


also: SHAMELESS LINK WHORING
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# FUCK ME THAT IS SO WRONG!
YET SO FUNNY!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# i am so freaked out right now
and for once in my life that isn't a euphemism
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Over an hour later...
but it took that long to load the page. They've made them look like 'Village of the damned' FFS!

"We know all your secrets!"
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I believe it's the going rate on Old Compton Street.
Make some old bird happy.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:16, archived)
# You be makin' money now !
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# fafafafafaafeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssppp=pa
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# DeeeeeKilKKKiONNNN
pppPPPlllllEXXXXissSs
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# *snort*
I'll take eleventy! :D
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# *steals idea*
I don't know if I can mine enough memes to make any more notes, though...
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh...
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# wouldn't
but woo for joke
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Would
so too.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# haha
taking the piss out of that stick is always worth a woo...
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# hahaha. get that fresh money smell when it's that time of the month.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# hehehe!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Would
but I fear she's saying "bbbbrrraaaiiiiinnnssss" in that picture.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Hot, spicy
bbbbrrraaaiiiiinnnssss!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Wrong compo?


Unimpressed? you should be
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# WOULD.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# you'll be needing one of these

also arf!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha
i'd forgotten about that one
:)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# i had better post it more often
thanks for letting me be in your gang, now i'm allowed i'll have a look at the site.

also, as admin are you privy to member passwords and suchlike, i'm just curious.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] wine induced inspiration
Photobucket
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Woo!


(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# why she has a rather massive heed
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# I can see you you know
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# *screams*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# *pans down CCTV*
Mmmmmm, hands
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# *takes hands out of pocket*
bed time. nite nite *goodnight snogs and more*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Now you and I both know that wasn't your pocket
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# *blush*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I can see eeeeeeverything
*360° head turn*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# But the mem-o-ry reeeeeeeeemaaaaaaaaaiiiiiins...
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Play it again dahlink . . .
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Hit dem wid da hee
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# i'm going to hell
for pml so much at that
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Fucking psycho.
She does that all the time.
I remember last tuesday, she threw a brick through next door's window, because their cat shit on her lawn.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
I've defiled it....

(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# yay. GOATSEEE TIEM
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
# hooray!
for filth
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
# ROLL AROUND IN THE MIRE OF FILTH THAT IS B3TA
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# *rolls*
MY SLACKS!



pffft
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# leisure slacks?
;)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# i just wanted to say slack
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# oo you saucey little minx!
did you see what i did there? did you?!!!?!?!!??!!?1/!?!?!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# yes i certainly did
you cheeky little kitty! vomit

yours worked better
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:11, archived)
# mwuahahahahahahaha!
do i win a prize?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# but of course!
it's this

*points*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# YAY HURRAH!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# best reaction ive ever had to it
; )
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# oooer missus ;)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# YOU!
*smooshes*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# YOU!
*snogs*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# What you doing around?
*inappropriates*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# talking to my aunt online
i'm doing a site for her and she has to be the most fucking awkward client EVER!

*copulates*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Haha, never work with or for family!
*drags off to lair*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# but she's going to pay me!
*strips while being dragged*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Always a good thing!
How am I supposed to drag you by your shirt if you've taken it off?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
i've got a hairy chest
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# You asked for it
*drags*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# *eyes water*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Oooh, maybe I could drag you by this instead?
*points at apparent Easy Carry handle*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# leeeeshur slacks
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# beige ones!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# that is correct
have a gold star
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
# JEAAAALOUS66666666
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I bet you are 6666666666
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# That's brilliant!
:P
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
# awww thank you.
it's all i could think of for that graph compo. :D
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I don't think I did anything for that one.
I only have one idea for this one, but it's gonna be quite time consuming and might not be finished in time.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# you better get working!
*cracks whip*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# *whips crack*
damn b3ta!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# pwoah!
*rubs thighs*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# *thighs rubs*
damn, that one didn't work
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Venn diagrams you say? Righto.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# beautiful.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# How very dare you, I've never been so insulted!
*should get out more*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
# i said i'm sorry
so i'm sorry! will you ever forgive me?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# What's that? You'll do anything?
Weeeeeeell...... ;)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] please accept this... it is my final offer
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Please acccept this,
as your change:
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# and now...
there is a hole in my pocket... you must fix it! (please... all my things fall out of it)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Only if you can fix b3tards!
Darned thing keeps ignoring my pic updates, and I always do a few updates... :(
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# ....
and now we will cry together. :'(
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:20, archived)
# ha!
i made you cry! (i was pretending... i was just chopping onions!! CLEVAR!)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:21, archived)
# you are on fucking roll in this one aren't you?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:22, archived)
# takedown!
pwnd! etc
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# this is more understandable
and rather good too boot.

the whole board is now confusing me, threads keep getting added to, i'm gazing stuff and i don't know whether i'm coming or going, i think i'll put the kettle on.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Cow.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# DICKFARMER.
(",)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# you used a tate-ism?
you, sir, should be mightily ashamed of yourself!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# bovvered!
that is all
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# yeah
yeah yeah
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Monkey Nut!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# they finally made a monkey out of him
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# pffff
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# =D
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Absolutely wonderful.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# ta
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:10, archived)
# he's a house hunter!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# i'll take one
as ever a joy.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# House rape!
:oD
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# window fucking! AWESOME!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# now includes seams
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:21, archived)
# this i like
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# thanks a lot
but I forgot to Woo the original.

How are you, sir?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# not bad at all
it's about time i saw you posting stuff on here, either that or i need to be paying more attention.

i trust you are also hale and hearty.

edit/ having just checked, you definitely need to be posting more, also i know it's not quite the done thing but in my humble opinion this should have started a new thread and got a few more comments, it's pretty damn good.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I'm very well indeed thanks and yes -
I still spend more time lurking than posting. I've got some time on my hands at the moment though, so hopefully that will change.

Thanks for your encouragement!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# you had better get posting like a madman
i'll be watching.

also, your posters are up and running,thanks again. i still owe you one.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
#

(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# i like this
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] sucky sucky...

CFB
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# ten dollar? TEN dollar???
what happened to fucking five dollar? fucking cartoon prostitutes, putting their prices up above the means of the average penniless pervert!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# the price of petrol
affects everything
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# bloody petrols
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Uhoh II...
the sequel.


previously
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# don't understand it
but i like it.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# As I keep telling peeps,
nobody said these things needed to make sense...
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# *clicks like it's going out of fashion*
oh, you wonderful man! this is brilliant!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# finally my two favourite worlds collide :)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# mine too!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# me thrice
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha
I approve (obviously)!~
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# this
would be an interesting book, mebbe we can pitch it to him, surely he can't remember alien

*apologises profusely for alzheimers joke*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Magic ...
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# pick a card
yah fuckin' cunt
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# most
good
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Woo!


(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Alice is well ...
a girl and Jerry he's full on for real.

I know which one would win a fight ...

nice vector though (is it a paint? Bit pisssed like)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# not a vector, m'friend
m'friendpainstaking pixel by pixel . . . but thanks

(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# i like this very much.
very very much.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
# got to love the sadowitz
*click*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# "Sorry mate, here's that 'fuck all' your wares are worth...."


Click for bigger, all though not very much bigger...

sorry.. cheap and quick
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# It's a
fagoth
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hahahahaha!
mr. brainth fagoths?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# ow
yes,if you want it...
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
them's tasty.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Bag o'shite
I've been painting in artrage, and majorly fucking up my hand in the process. I'd not have posted this apart from that the pain I'm in justifies it, I think. It's a panda, in case you weren't sure.



Edit: forgot to say, done on a touchpad.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# haha
i'm going to click it anyway. it's intriguing.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Thankee sir
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# CHAMPIONEES
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I thinks its smashing
woo
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Haha, ta
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# sad panda is sad
because he's just had surprise bummings from rolf harris
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Would you be sad?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# if it was rolf, yes
there's a fine line between needy and desperate, and he crosses it.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Constantly, giggling with delight and waggling his wobbleboard.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:39, archived)
# is that what he calls it?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# does he flout the law?
is he a bad boy?
is he willing to wear a gimp mask?
most importantly, is he hung like a donkey?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I like Pandas

^CFB^

Especially naughty ones
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:33, archived)
# What a wonderful photo!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Sadly ©Ghetty these days
but hell :)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:38, archived)
# It's lovely though.
I love old photos.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Love it!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Their expressions are truly priceless
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# thats ace
did you see me aliensing VVVV
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:38, archived)
# WOW! I didn't!
That's fucking woo!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# you like beards!
you like pandas!


(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Yes. This is what my orgasms look like.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I imagined they'd be colour

(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I like panders
I like this
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# And I like you.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Panda of Pain! Painda.
He is lully but carpal tunnel isn't! Don't get the carpal tunnel. :(
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# It's just because the touchpad is right by my tumbly
so I have to hold my hand at a weird angle.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# maybe its because i'm in wales...
i thought that was a sheep
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# :D not your fault.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Credit Crunch - first attempt at a gif
and it looks a bit rough - any tips on how to compress without making it look like an accident?

(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# If you're using the gimp
click "filters"
click "animation"
click "optimize for gif"
then save as gif animation
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# do i do this per
animation slide? So i then go back and tinker with it again and save it under a different filename? If so, how do I then link them all together?

i am not sorry if this is a dumb question.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

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