This is the reason for the decline in heavy industry in Sheffield.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:48,
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I was in Flashdance (psshhhht)."
"Nooooo!!!!!!"
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:48,
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"Nooooo!!!!!!"
i shall be awake until i hear that a friend of mine is safely back on a working train, currently being stuck in a field with a bunch of drunk arseholes after a problem with the engine
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Sat 24 May 2008, 0:01,
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In a world made of steel, made of stone
*rummages in vest*
*fails to find tits*
*harrumphs*
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:31,
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*fails to find tits*
*harrumphs*
*has a look*
now when did you last have them? are you sure you've not left them in the supermarket or something?
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:32,
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now when did you last have them? are you sure you've not left them in the supermarket or something?
then I went home
ate
went to the pub
UNDER THE SOFA!
/edit Not there :( Keep looking
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:34,
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ate
went to the pub
UNDER THE SOFA!
/edit Not there :( Keep looking
I've visited 23 of the hostelries so far
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Sat 24 May 2008, 0:00,
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and why did you not take me to the pub?
NOOOOOOOOONE EVER TAKES ME TO THE PUB!
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:36,
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NOOOOOOOOONE EVER TAKES ME TO THE PUB!
*snortles in a tittering manner*
*removes cop*
Bloody police perverts!
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:44,
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*removes cop*
Bloody police perverts!
and me a hussy, surely that'd mean i was getting some or something close to it?
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:45,
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Hussy - From the OED:
In some rural districts a mere equivalent of Woman, lass; hence, A strong country woman, a female of the lower orders; a woman of low or improper behaviour, or of light or worthless character; an ill-behaved, pert, or mischievous girl; a jade, minx. Also jocularly or in raillery.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:50,
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In some rural districts a mere equivalent of Woman, lass; hence, A strong country woman, a female of the lower orders; a woman of low or improper behaviour, or of light or worthless character; an ill-behaved, pert, or mischievous girl; a jade, minx. Also jocularly or in raillery.
oh crap. shouldn't admit that.
yooou slaag!
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:51,
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yooou slaag!
As your psycaitrist sykiatriss fuck this I need another beer shrink i wholly approve of this sort of language.
*dons 'special' underpants*
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:57,
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*dons 'special' underpants*
Many years ago when I was but an innocent youth, I happened, by chance, to be wearing my favourite purple nylon Y-fronts. As I boarded the bus on my way to school I noticed that the bus conductress had failed to don her regulation London Transport jacket and, as a result of the chilly weather, she was rather prominent in the chest area. The outcome of this rather exciting event was that I had an unexpected lump with ensuing stickiness in aforementioned underpants. Ever since that wonderful day I have never washed those wonderful undergarments and continue to wear them to this day.
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Sat 24 May 2008, 0:12,
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i hope one day to be able to sniff these magical underpants.
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Sat 24 May 2008, 0:15,
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please attach yourself to said scrapings.
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Sat 24 May 2008, 0:20,
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fuck me but i'm shattered. i'm going to finish my beer in bed and keep my phone handy.
night all.
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Sat 24 May 2008, 0:04,
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night all.
I'm kinda glad I'm posting this on the gay shift where it won't be seen by too many peopleand yet I'm still posting it. OOoooh I'm going to Hull...

*winces*
previously
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:21,
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*winces*
previously
But have a click.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:23,
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these things really exist! (sans the ickle planes)
www.nationalcollectorsmint.com/images/products/10711_lg.jpg
But it was so close to the edge, I just couldn't resist running up behind it and giving it a little push...
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:25,
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www.nationalcollectorsmint.com/images/products/10711_lg.jpg
But it was so close to the edge, I just couldn't resist running up behind it and giving it a little push...
Or is that repressed homosexual urges manifesting itself in the form of pleasant little games?
I've heard both arguments.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:35,
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I've heard both arguments.
but I would say not.
Just means you're a big puff, and that's entirely different!
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:42,
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Just means you're a big puff, and that's entirely different!
Heheh, and yes, I am a big puff. The entirely different kind.
^_^
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:44,
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^_^

Fuck 'em *goes to check icanhascheezburger.com again*
Damn, means I'll have to now! Hahaha!
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Sat 24 May 2008, 0:19,
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and other things on Dave!
I know, I'm mad me!
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Sat 24 May 2008, 0:48,
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I know, I'm mad me!
'From the people who brought you Animal Crossing- The Legend of Zelda!' and I almost threw a coaster at the screen. I'm not sure why.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:58,
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And my town song is a tune from Zelda (I can't remember the damn name - could be Saria's Song)
I also have the triforce and the master sword in my house :D
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Sat 24 May 2008, 0:02,
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I also have the triforce and the master sword in my house :D
when i first saw an ad for those i emailed them telling them i hoped someone would bomb their factory. what a stupid fucking trinket.
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Sat 24 May 2008, 5:26,
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*ORGASSSMSMSMS*
hahaha i like the o'rly owl in the top one. nice touch.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:11,
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hahaha i like the o'rly owl in the top one. nice touch.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
you didn't see the Fear in the bottom one? Fear is much better than the O Rly owl.*
* Not true, but I'm being argumentative. The O Rly owl is one of the greatest things ever. REWRITTEN IN ENGLISH INSTEAD OF MATHS BECAUSE THE B3TA FILTER HATES GREATER THAN SIGNS. FUCK YOU B3TA.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:13,
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you didn't see the Fear in the bottom one? Fear is much better than the O Rly owl.*
* Not true, but I'm being argumentative. The O Rly owl is one of the greatest things ever. REWRITTEN IN ENGLISH INSTEAD OF MATHS BECAUSE THE B3TA FILTER HATES GREATER THAN SIGNS. FUCK YOU B3TA.
To quickly threadjack, you may have noticed my trip to Brighton was cancelled :( My friend I was going to be staying with pissed off to America on the second day of the Great Escape, and Halifax decided to screw my colon hard by slashing my overdraft. So it seemed a good idea to delay it.
I should be around at some point over summer. I SHALL LET YOU KNOW. OH YES.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:20,
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I should be around at some point over summer. I SHALL LET YOU KNOW. OH YES.
Today has all been about Statistical Mechanics tutorials and trying to show people how to be lazy and not bother remembering the thermodynamic potentials or the Maxwell relations and how easy it is to derive them all.
I got a very strange look from the lovely blonde girl in my group. I don't think she believes me.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:28,
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I got a very strange look from the lovely blonde girl in my group. I don't think she believes me.
I've been messing about with S = 1/2 polynomials for antiferromagnets. Jammy sod of a project student managed to get six new crystal structures in an eight week project. He's already got one paper out of it and now he's going to get a pretty good one, too.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:31,
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I've been in academia for years and I only have two papers. About five in the pipeline but there's still only two.
Kick him in the knackers for me, would you?
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:37,
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Kick him in the knackers for me, would you?
Wilco. One kick in storage for Monday.
Get into chemistry - papers aren't too difficult depending on where you go. F'rinstance, Acta Crystallographica Sect. E is only two shades up from bog roll.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:39,
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Get into chemistry - papers aren't too difficult depending on where you go. F'rinstance, Acta Crystallographica Sect. E is only two shades up from bog roll.
I'll stick in theoretical physics. My career will die soon but at least I'll have done something *interesting* while it lasts.... :)
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:43,
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;)
but in the summer, you must speak german to me so i can melt into a pool of orgasmness.
german is sexy.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:22,
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but in the summer, you must speak german to me so i can melt into a pool of orgasmness.
german is sexy.
Sounds like a Spaniard who's learnt German, but never lost the accent along with having contracted TB.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:24,
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the only part of switzerland i've tried to speak german in is basel and that was fucked up. it was like being in sweden or something. i couldn't understand a single word. my german's wank but it's better than basel made me feel. silly swiss.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:31,
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It's worse in Bern as they speak at 1/8 th the speed of any other human population, yet the accent it so thick that you still don't understand.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:33,
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I didn't speak to anyone but my friend that I was with. This seemed a very good move and we seemed to survive fine on this. We *must* have talked to someone but I'm buggered if I can remember that we did.
Pretty town though.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:38,
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Pretty town though.
the whole 'grey-green' thing gets to you after a while, though.
And the f£^$%&ing church bells....
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:41,
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And the f£^$%&ing church bells....
but I was there for a day and it was a gorgeous day. Not sure I'd hurry back, I think we did most of what there is to do...
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:44,
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I shall speak German. Oder ich werde Deutsche sprechen. Juli oder fruehe August fahrt mich nach Brighton, glaube ich, dich viel Orgasmus zu geben.
My German may be shit. The other Boris may be able to correct me. Or the other German speakers on the board.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:30,
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My German may be shit. The other Boris may be able to correct me. Or the other German speakers on the board.
I can do German-sounding-but-grammatically-incorrect until it boils from my bum, which might suit you very well actually.
Doch bis Sommer!
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:39,
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Doch bis Sommer!
i've so got to learn geman, i'm just lazy. but my god i love it. sexier than french.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:41,
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You should visit me here... I'm sure we can find time to speak German...
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:47,
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i wanna go to the black forest and star mountain!
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:48,
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Even if I can never remember how to spell it.....
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:53,
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i want to hug a german person!
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:54,
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and half my group is Chinese, I've not really bothered to learn much German...
I can speak a smattering of 'Co-op-deutsch', so I can get by at train stations and supermarkets, but conversation is a bit limited...
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:36,
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I can speak a smattering of 'Co-op-deutsch', so I can get by at train stations and supermarkets, but conversation is a bit limited...
with English, which is a pity because I'm too lazy to learn a language unless I'm forced to. I've started trying to bully friends into at least emailing in German by insisting on writing to them in German. That they tend to reply in English doesn't tell me that they think I suck at German. Oh no.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:42,
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but everyone wants to practice their English on the only native speaker in the department.
sometimes I feel more like a bloody secretary - I usually get five-ten documents to check a week for SPAG, etc.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:47,
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sometimes I feel more like a bloody secretary - I usually get five-ten documents to check a week for SPAG, etc.
I think everyone (wrongly) believes that their English is perfect. Plus there's three native English speakers in my department here.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:54,
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I may try some coinage over the weekend...
Feel free to print these out and try to pay for beer with them at the next b3ta bash.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:14,
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Feel free to print these out and try to pay for beer with them at the next b3ta bash.
I just updated my 404 page, if anyone's interested.
www.sambennallick.co.uk/404.html
/spam /spam /spam /spam
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:16,
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www.sambennallick.co.uk/404.html
/spam /spam /spam /spam
but out of wine
I may have to step outside and get more booze.
also: SHAMELESS LINK WHORING
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:18,
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I may have to step outside and get more booze.
also: SHAMELESS LINK WHORING
and for once in my life that isn't a euphemism
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:34,
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but it took that long to load the page. They've made them look like 'Village of the damned' FFS!
"We know all your secrets!"
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Sat 24 May 2008, 0:45,
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"We know all your secrets!"
Make some old bird happy.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:16,
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I don't know if I can mine enough memes to make any more notes, though...
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:25,
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taking the piss out of that stick is always worth a woo...
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:47,
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but I fear she's saying "bbbbrrraaaiiiiinnnssss" in that picture.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:40,
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thanks for letting me be in your gang, now i'm allowed i'll have a look at the site.
also, as admin are you privy to member passwords and suchlike, i'm just curious.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:06,
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also, as admin are you privy to member passwords and suchlike, i'm just curious.
bed time. nite nite *goodnight snogs and more*
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:41,
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She does that all the time.
I remember last tuesday, she threw a brick through next door's window, because their cat shit on her lawn.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:06,
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I remember last tuesday, she threw a brick through next door's window, because their cat shit on her lawn.
did you see what i did there? did you?!!!?!?!!??!!?1/!?!?!
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:09,
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you cheeky little kitty! vomit
yours worked better
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:11,
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yours worked better
i'm doing a site for her and she has to be the most fucking awkward client EVER!
*copulates*
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:34,
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*copulates*
How am I supposed to drag you by your shirt if you've taken it off?
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:39,
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*points at apparent Easy Carry handle*
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:44,
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it's all i could think of for that graph compo. :D
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:02,
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I only have one idea for this one, but it's gonna be quite time consuming and might not be finished in time.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:03,
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*should get out more*
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:00,
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there is a hole in my pocket... you must fix it! (please... all my things fall out of it)
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:13,
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Darned thing keeps ignoring my pic updates, and I always do a few updates... :(
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:15,
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i made you cry! (i was pretending... i was just chopping onions!! CLEVAR!)
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:21,
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and rather good too boot.
the whole board is now confusing me, threads keep getting added to, i'm gazing stuff and i don't know whether i'm coming or going, i think i'll put the kettle on.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:39,
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the whole board is now confusing me, threads keep getting added to, i'm gazing stuff and i don't know whether i'm coming or going, i think i'll put the kettle on.
you, sir, should be mightily ashamed of yourself!
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:02,
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but I forgot to Woo the original.
How are you, sir?
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:37,
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How are you, sir?
it's about time i saw you posting stuff on here, either that or i need to be paying more attention.
i trust you are also hale and hearty.
edit/ having just checked, you definitely need to be posting more, also i know it's not quite the done thing but in my humble opinion this should have started a new thread and got a few more comments, it's pretty damn good.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:48,
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i trust you are also hale and hearty.
edit/ having just checked, you definitely need to be posting more, also i know it's not quite the done thing but in my humble opinion this should have started a new thread and got a few more comments, it's pretty damn good.
I still spend more time lurking than posting. I've got some time on my hands at the moment though, so hopefully that will change.
Thanks for your encouragement!
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:59,
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Thanks for your encouragement!
i'll be watching.
also, your posters are up and running,thanks again. i still owe you one.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 23:03,
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also, your posters are up and running,thanks again. i still owe you one.
what happened to fucking five dollar? fucking cartoon prostitutes, putting their prices up above the means of the average penniless pervert!
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Fri 23 May 2008, 21:50,
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nobody said these things needed to make sense...
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Fri 23 May 2008, 22:10,
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oh, you wonderful man! this is brilliant!
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Fri 23 May 2008, 21:49,
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would be an interesting book, mebbe we can pitch it to him, surely he can't remember alien
*apologises profusely for alzheimers joke*
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Sat 24 May 2008, 12:23,
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*apologises profusely for alzheimers joke*
a girl and Jerry he's full on for real.
I know which one would win a fight ...
nice vector though (is it a paint? Bit pisssed like)
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Fri 23 May 2008, 21:49,
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I know which one would win a fight ...
nice vector though (is it a paint? Bit pisssed like)
m'friendpainstaking pixel by pixel . . . but thanks


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Fri 23 May 2008, 21:51,
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I've been painting in artrage, and majorly fucking up my hand in the process. I'd not have posted this apart from that the pain I'm in justifies it, I think. It's a panda, in case you weren't sure.

Edit: forgot to say, done on a touchpad.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 21:26,
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Edit: forgot to say, done on a touchpad.
because he's just had surprise bummings from rolf harris
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Fri 23 May 2008, 21:32,
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there's a fine line between needy and desperate, and he crosses it.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 21:38,
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is he a bad boy?
is he willing to wear a gimp mask?
most importantly, is he hung like a donkey?
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Fri 23 May 2008, 21:46,
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is he willing to wear a gimp mask?
most importantly, is he hung like a donkey?
He is lully but carpal tunnel isn't! Don't get the carpal tunnel. :(
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Fri 23 May 2008, 21:45,
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so I have to hold my hand at a weird angle.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 21:50,
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click "filters"
click "animation"
click "optimize for gif"
then save as gif animation
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Fri 23 May 2008, 21:35,
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click "animation"
click "optimize for gif"
then save as gif animation
animation slide? So i then go back and tinker with it again and save it under a different filename? If so, how do I then link them all together?
i am not sorry if this is a dumb question.
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Sat 24 May 2008, 14:47,
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i am not sorry if this is a dumb question.
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