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# It's Friday, it's after-o'clock, it's...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# you mean the gay-shift
roight?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# i love waldorf and stadler.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Also
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# The best shift!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
# thats pretty gay
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
# grandad!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)
# had.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Slut.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# i know.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# This is you, this is.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)
# NIPPPLE
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)
# looks like you're making a point there
i have a point tooo....

(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# i am mesmerised by this
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)
# i aint made a new gif for a while
i think i have the idea for a new one on 't boil like. it's just find the will to be arsed.

do we have a will here that want's to be arsed?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# our WiL might
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Uuuuuuuuuuuuh . . .
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)
# that hat looks like an ant's face
/fear
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# THIS IS HAIR CRIME.
I still glee every time I see this one.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# INFERIOR MUSCLE DEFINITION
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# MAYBE HER LEGS NEED TO GROW.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
#
TO
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# hmmm
that was more direct than me
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
# he's allowed to be.
he's one of my lovers.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Oh stop...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)
# whats the safe word?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I don't care anymore!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Alright.
HANNAH MONTANA
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# your dirt.
no offense.
;D
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# yeah.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Ooh
I've never been party to a gay shift.
Is it that late?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
#
No one ever replies to me. I try my best to integrate with you, Gah
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# have a hug from me
*hugs*
they don't talk to me either.
lets play in the corner.
*gets out toys*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
#
*arranges play pen*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# *tries to pun on your reply*
*fails*
*posts favorite fail picture instead to denote personal lack of punnage success*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Regardless of the redex,
It's nice to have someone being civil. I'm too drunk now.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Need pictures to stand out.
Get shopping, even the worst crap will work. [/;-)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I do lots of shops
like my fav Dirty Barry in my profile. I'm just not cool enough.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Need more, quality is good yes.
I have found it handy to have a whole palette of thematic
images on tap for these moments. Bandwagon as often
as you get a chance, that usually fills most folk's playbook.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# bless him
he liked his invisible flickering wristwatch so much, he bought another one for his other arm :)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
# It's Mao time!
This is an outright repost invitation as it's your b3taday. Do your worst.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Mister Moooooojoooooo Riiisiin

(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Bring it down !
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
#

(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Getting sweeter . . .
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Snake? Snaake?!
Snaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I was just playing with anim,
From the muppet vid on links
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Christ, i've not seen it called that in a while.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# You need more of this!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# ace
'nah he fucking hit me'
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Yeth . . . yeth it ith !
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Dearie me,
What *have* I started?

And BTW my first stab (oo-err, etc) at anim, by converting the youtube down to a WMV, movie maker to chop the bit I wanted, some freeware to convert that to gif and then animation shop to add the captions - manually across each frame...

Someone pls tell me how I *should* be doing this?

(Am sadly limited to Windoze, and free is good)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)
# i quite like the way you've done it
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Ooh ta
I'll do another then
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# ooo!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:58, archived)
# wood
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# It takes an awful lot of manfat
to make hair do that.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)
# or one dino's sausage
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# hahahahah
I don't honestly think i have had a solid shit since eating that fucking sausage.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# its still lodged whole and undigested in my colon :(
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Worst homoerotic subtext ever.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I really hope that's your random quote
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)
# i so very rarely get good ones
except today. today's is rather good
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I never post enough to get on there.
Nearly four years and only 6323 messages. i'm practically a lurker.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)
# fucking hell how have i posted so much?
its nearly naked time
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# and 30 seconds later
sploooooooooge.

*a medal to the first who correctly tells me who i am quoting*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)
# my ex-girlfriend?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# if it was the thing I'm thinking
i'd pay to see that sex tape.

a clue: he's talking about custard
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# so was my ex
in a manner of speaking
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# oooof!
second clue: he's green
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I will ballance out the chin, with Cas from Home and Aways Forehead..
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# After a hard day, being Chairwoman of Liberty....
That or David Davies just spunked in her eyes..

Edit, sorry, Thats really cool! I made a 3d lamp once.. tis about it..
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
# oh is that who it is?
i like her
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Alan Sharma Shakra Party?
Shes cool.. Its sexy when she gets angry on Question Time..

Edit DOnt think its supposed to be her, but looks abit like her
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)
# oh god yeah
shes quite hot for a liberal
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# most of us are pretty sexy
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# a woo for you
and a ponderance how i'm managing to remain upright for me.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# my spine is actually very slowly collapsing as a result of a cogenital condition on my mums side
my dad jokes thats why i vote lib dem.

cunt..


(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I am always unsure as to why this anti-liberal thing happened.
why DID it happen?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# which anti-liberal thing?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# clothes?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)
# i enjoyed watching her shouting at a daily mail reporter on question time a few months back
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# video link?
please.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
# i haven't the faintest where to find it i'm afraid.
he got a right dressing down though
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# The picture's a friend of mine.
Her name's Holly.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# tell holly
shes very pretty indeed

i bet she knows that though.
*sigh*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# She rather does.
She's lovely though.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# hahahaha. she the one with aids?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# lol AIDS
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# That is
feckin' tops.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# thank you
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)
# cor!
finally a woman i could actually deep throat!!

i mean.. *shifty eyes* errr... ha ha?

aw tits
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# *points and sniggers*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# kitty loves 'em small really
the lady doth protest too much
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)
# i'm not in a situation to be picky.
i almost said position..but that would be wrong.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
# you are in a positi...
aww you ruined it
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# i know.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# situation to be pricky?
it's the best I've got right now.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# it'll do!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)
# i bet that's what all the ladies say to me
acompanied with a sigh.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# awww. poor baby.
*comforts*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# purrrr
*ruins it with anal leakage*

oh.. is that something i should of mentioned before?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
# we all have our faults!
nevermind poppet.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)
# damn i can't believe i missed that
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# fail!!!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# please
flattery will get you everywhere
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# ;)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# rambo's really let himself go
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Too many pies
They fed him pies in a hut in 'Nam *deleted scene*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Right . . . BIG HAIR and little nose !
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# thats sucha cool style
i love it, did you draw it or just animate it?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Aminate . . . I likeded it too !
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# i saw a woman
who looked somewhat like this earlier.
tiny face
i almost told her her face looked photoshopped
but that would have been unforgivably rude
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)
# no reason
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# none required
not here anyhow
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Creep cuzin !
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Sweet as
i'm off to bed. Night all
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# deseervwers
nmore drunmker=n replies
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# JESUSTITTINGFUCKINGCHRISTONATANDEMBICYCLEFEATURINGNEWBRAKEPADSANDFLASHINGLIGHTS
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# this is special
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# in much the same way as sarin gas
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
# shit! some one get him some vitamin b he's tripping his nuts off
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
# These colours please my gland.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# FUCK OFF?????
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# wow
thats trolling on a new (if juvenile) level
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)
# NO
he was slating a guy with an "L" who was just trying to fit in
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Don't waste your money on Han-cock.
After seeing Han-cock, i reckon Smiff will be working at Bugger King from now on.


*last hcock i swear.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# COCK YOU SAY?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# oh here we go.
pls pls no :)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)
# you started it!!!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Are we doing this?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# haha
now that's funny
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# yey!
gaffffers! he raped me teh other night.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# You fucking wish!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# i'm not sure why but that got a genuine lol from me
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Do you think it needs another exclamation mark?
No that'd just look silly.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)
# i was merely making
a brief statement about Smifffffs career. :)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# film star in "rich" shocker scandal
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Oh come on!
He is tip top!

FRESH!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# $OAP?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)
# yeh
but its pretty accurate.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)
# oh its not a dissagreement
just a demonstration of my stunning observational skills
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:58, archived)
# gah
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# BRAVO!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# much obliged, luvvy.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# you'll never guess where my hand fits
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# i like the heavy amount of hand research that
has clearly gone on here.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# no research.
all scanned directly from my scrapbook.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Gotta hand it to ya anyway !
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Haha.
and of course the 'personal' photos...wait a minute, how did he die again? lol.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Children are getting smaller these days...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# bugger king. hahahahahaha. nice touch.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Hahah!
Bugger King!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# ha! i saw it first.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# ha! I saw it THIRD
so SHUT UP

:(
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# well i saw it last
which makes me the winner
so there.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Saw what?
;D
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# the tiny kids
pesky litsle hobittses
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Nuh-uh.
I was putting my clothes back on.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# i was taking mine off.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# O RLY?
Wanna cyber again?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# yay!
rejoined!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# got any photographic proof?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)
# you first
:)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# nooo. you first.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# it's back to primary school again i'll show you mine if you'll show me yours
i played it yesterday as well...

Edit: oh god i don't believe I'm doing this here you go :S
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:52, archived)
# can i play too?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:58, archived)
# the more the merrier
surf and turf fest anyone?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# my god, your on it tonight
*isn't complaining*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# degookgobble?
*unintentional racism*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)
# OH YES :D
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Unintentional?
Or UNINTERNATIONAL?!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)
# i see what you did there
*hangs self*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# :D
forsooth!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# hey bbz ur rely cute
asl
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)
#
i always liked the phrase:
'ASL?'
cos its sounds like they are saying;
could i have some age sex location?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I WANT SOME SEX, 16 YEARS AND BIRMINGHAM!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# i don't mean to be rude
but fuck birmingham
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Well that was somewhat the point was it not?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# location?
i always thought it was lotion...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# aaaw
:(

i'm now back to being he only naked one online...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# haha
how wrong you are.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)
# now that i doubt
quite alot
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)
# You obviously overestimate
the general populus of the internet...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I tried so hard to understand this
but then I saw the bugger king in the background and everything was perfect :)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Is that a plaster on her head?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# That has to be the poshest Burger king in the world!
This must be down south somwhere..

(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# its a bugger king actually
serving the finest in monarch sodomy
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I should learn to read
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# it helps on this forum/message board/slander posting place
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# ah, but look again!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# bugger king lols
subtle
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# heh heh
tiny kidz innit.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# izit bruv?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:46, archived)
# At least they don't eat munch !
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# the road sign could have been used somehow.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# morphic resonance
that's the only justification

children are smaller because of there being less available space for them to take up

it has already been filled up with spare beaks, socks, Mick Hucknall and Dairylea
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:46, archived)
# not to mention all this air.
It's everywhere these days.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Back in my day it were all fields.
Fields for as far as the eye could see in all dimensions, only you couldn't see cuz you were buried in fields like.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Now it's all them virtual fields mind you.
You don't even have to get muddy to enjoy a field. Not like in my day. Kids today don't know they're born.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Why's that, some kind of foetal psychosis?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Post-natal dementia.
It's bringing down this country it is. That and the blacks.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:58, archived)
# They are big people, or small children.
I am confuse.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
And why are their shadows so big? Spooky
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I've come over all emotional.


5k
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You fat ugly fuck ;)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Thanks you cunt!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Who you calling a cunt you cunt?
You didnt see my naked post ;)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# :O
When was it?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Must have been around January time....
My research suggests the 24th January....
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# oo-er
congrats, you filthy minx
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# lorks
free richard & judy
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# yes!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS, RHYME MINISTER!
*hu--

*waits for you to put your clothes back on*
*hugs*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# NEVER!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# At least drape a negligee over yourself provocatively.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I've got this sexy tarpaulin.
Will that do? It's olive green.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:46, archived)
# It's not very transparent.
By which I mean it's not at all transparent.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# thats NSFA
if ever i saw it
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# HELLO SEXEH
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# ;)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Bless the dark . .
way to go !
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# *punches the air*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# You missed . . . but now I'm really laughing !
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Nice arse!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Nice candle.
Ooo er. Happy b3taday!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:46, archived)
# You and your sleazy behaviour!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Slapper.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Cunt!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Congrats!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# YOU HAVE TAINTED MY EYES. AND RIGHT BEFORE I TRY AND SLEEP TOO.
I SUPPOSE CONGRATS. BUT ACTUALLY I'M GOING TO PUT YOU ON IGNORE AGAIN.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Please still be up, please still be up
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Random headswap
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# hahaha
that's hideous.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Anyone can fall in love.....
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# no unshopped pics please
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# ahahah
tranny may.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# i smell
gender confusion!

this all looks too much like an early john waters film.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I HAVE NEVER USED THIS HANDBAG
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Moby Dick reenactment society?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# oooOOOooo
harsh

if that guy is what he eats then he ate a fat fucker
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Great for necking !
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# It's rude to pointy.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)
# This is truly a great day.
Why, sooo, serioous?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Coome ohn baby light my fiiire.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# On this b3taday !
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# God Bless our soldiers in Hawaii.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# with thermite
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)
# And chedda, God Bless our brave troops.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# HAPPY
CANDLE
SHIT
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Bollox up my shit.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Bollox up my shitter
don't you mean?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I will do both
in any combination.

ONLY TO DEK.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# CAUSE YOUR SIMPLY THE ONLY
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# hahaha!
I like this :D
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Teh headswap!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Lovely . . meet The Shavers !
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:39, archived)
# fucking hell
she looks really really familiar with that face on her, terrifyingly.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# mum?
MUM!!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I didn't like it...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Internet
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# i still don't know what the fuck this all about you know..
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# well strip down and we'll go into it in *ahem* detail
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# alllllllright
*strips*

now what?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# turn on your webcam?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# ok.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# oh my god
i can't believe that worked.
*tries his other chat-up line*
'wanna see a trick i learnt in prison?'
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# go on then..
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# its bum rape.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# pwoah.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# dyeritchyleg is a b3tan.
He posted a bit, and in his profile, all it said was:

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

B3tans latched onto it for some reason. Then Gilgamesh made the musical, then butters made the video, and the rest, as they say, is M3Essential.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# PS: hello gorgeous!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# aaaaaaaah,
and hello lovely.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# It's funny because it looks like you're just calling yourself gorgeous.
Which would make no difference from usual...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# well... no it doesn't. It has a PS in front of it, which makes it a clear continuation of the previous message.
Sorry.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Well yes if you want to base it on facts and evidence then it does rather look like that.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# oooorrr
he's talking in the voice of paul simon again.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# haha, clever. I've not heard much of his stuff without Garfunkel, so I could hardly comment.
PS: I am hurt and offended. Hexachordal is a fucking prude.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# *doesn't understand*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# first name
beginign with the initials p s i could think of
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Ahhhh, I mistakedly read the or as Ooooer.
Thus I thought the he's talking bit referred to me.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)
# he also looks like stretched hay
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# hahahah
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Only one letter out.
*tries to think up amusing alternative answer*
*fails*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# jacob dyer yeah
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# c-c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# c-c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# c-c-c-c....
Wait, what?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# que que que
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# PEW! PEW! PEW!
Lasers.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# ARGHHHH!! Wasps!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# WHERE?
OH SHIT! THEYRE IN MY CLOTHES.

THIS IS NOT GOOD.

SUGGESTIONS PLS.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# bugbomb
a 14 megaton should do it
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# erm...
sexay timez?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# CUNT. THAT WAS MY 5000th.
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

I forgot all about it :(

Edit: I've deleted a message from earlier. Hold tight for cock.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You were counting down earlier and everything :)

Delete an old post and you'll be fine ;)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# DELETE THE POST
DO SOMETHING BETTER
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Quickly,
before the entire internets knows you failed.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Gah! Too Late!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# :'(
This is a sad day. A minutes silence for our failed comrade.....
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# i randomly came across your picture
entitled 'Robert Openheimer: Nuclear Bastard' today
and loved it deeply

Edit: sorry that was quite unconnected
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Ta.
I go through splurges of creativity. That was probably a good few splurges ago.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i loved it!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I liked and chose to showcase the next day portion of the story.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# ...I liked it.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# are these
drawn by you? or old illustrations you retext?

either way i likes them lots.

:)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Shopped old comics from Punch and old books mostly.
I mash them, add or change colours, and then
put stupid text on them. Tons of source material
for everyone at www.gutenberg.org/wiki/Main_Page

(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# # my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
it s just worth it.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] One I knocked up a few years back.


It's a Welsh road sign.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Fookin hell
Hes put his leg in a sheep?!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# shep has shat out man
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# hmmm
i'm not sure it fits the compo really

mind you its better than some of the crap that gets entered
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Oh be nice!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# sorry yeah
i am a cunt sometimes
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Winner
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# lol
'If you plot "number of animals abused" against "what makes people cruel" versus "intelligence of either party", the pattern is so unreadable you might as well draw in a chain of fox heads on sticks.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# haha.
meow!

oo get you!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know what you mean...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
that is beautiful.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# You're the only person on here who gets my humour...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# cos i'm special.
:D

and you're hillarious.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# she just loves paedos.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Needs more accentuation on loves.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# :P
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# and that...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I think,
I love you....


:D
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# WAHEY!!!
NONCE TIEM



*NONCES*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)
# REAL LOLS.
now that is awesome.

i want that on a t-shirt!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:39, archived)
# As does every daily mail reader,
even tho most paedos are usually the dad...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# :D
just play with my tools girls my real tools.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# heather mills ftw
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] First picture post :)
Photobucket
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# i am drunk nut have nilkybar
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# hello drunk nut
I am sober raisin.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# hello broons
i went to a wedding at 4pm
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# excellent
I'm playing in another tournament tomorrow, and I couldn't be arsed going out, so I decided to sit and make shit animations.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# hurrah
i have just made shit in th toilet instead
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# haha well done.
I will probably try to shit tomorrow and fail.

I always need a shit before playing football, but I inevitably fail.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ?laretil ooT
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)
# very good.
I did have to get the pun before I realised the top object wasn't a hoover bit, but I'd put that down to my own spazziness.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# i'm gonna give you a woo
even if no-one else cares
i love it
and you
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I am boards :(((

Not wood boards but bored boreds, made of old noodles and glue
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Why the long face?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)
# *Sexes*
It is good that you read your title tags.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# bit tricky with mouth for a nose girl then?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# SEXAY
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Its my lolcousin.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# i knew i'd seen him somewhere before!!!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# IMPROVED CHIN
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# yoooou lurve him
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Naa, he just takes cool photographs
that I mash for him.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# lol
i want that girls face it makes me wanna repost a comix due to similarities.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Do it.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# THE INTERNET DEMANDS IT.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# shall then


click to avoid having to squint no one likes a squinter. especially not one dressed like harold pinter with a mango in his sphincter.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Hahaha
I have often thought this.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# i like this
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# \o/
Are you sure? His tshirt is lime coloured.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)
# you still upset I didn't join your shit bandwagon, petal?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Yes.
It hurt more than wasps. And they hurt a lot.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I am watching Oldboy on Film4.
The corridor scene was just on. I just realised I am Oh Daesu.

This is a cure for the boreds.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Really?
Do you eat squids/octopodes?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I do eat octopodes, raw and live.
I don't even catch them I just headbutt the sea and bite one straight out of the water.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# your poor poor
*plot spoiler*

rhymes with as a father you shouldn't oughta.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I have seen it before unsurprisingly.
Although I suppose given that I've seen it I should have thought into the claim that I am lie him further than I did...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# My first foray into animation...
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:48, archived)
# cool
nicely animated, you've got the hang of that.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
# cheers,
its very strange animating stuff in PS.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
# balls to PS
use either FW for your GIFing
or flash if you've got the time to learn it
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)
# good to know
i thought it was quite a long winded way of doing it.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Really?
Fireworks for GIFing?
Why's that?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)
# well its not a great program
but the cross-compatibility with other adobe programs is what wins it for me.
having said that there are hundreds of programs for gif animating; its a case of what you like really.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:02, archived)
# i would have put ease in/out motion on the bird
but PS said no.

(its quagmire style at the mo)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I've just transferred to PS from FW
because everyone said i had to.
they were right, and it's brilliant, of course.
I've only animated in Flash so far; is it worth going back to FW for short anims?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)
# yeah i think it is
i like some of the nice tools FW offers
but TBH flash is so smooth it may not be worth it
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# have you got cs3 then?
or was this a frame by frame number?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)
# yeh cs3
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:01, archived)
# i'm aware that that has an animation tool
i still haven't got fully round to playing with image ready yet
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)
# i'm a professional graphic designer and digital artist
and i have literally never even opened imageready.
maybe i should one day
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I opened IR accidentally once..
it wasn't pretty.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# There is no imageready in CS3, all the animation features got absorbed into photoshop.
Which personally I think is unfortunate as there aren't really any save to web type features now.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:05, archived)
# yeh they are still there
'Save for web and devices'.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I remember there was a difference in it, although I can't remember how fewer comparison modes as in imageready or something.
Plus the new Photoshop is ridiculously slow and bevelled and all shiny, which is irritating.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Yeh its a annoying inevitability that they will always future-proof software.
Cs3 will prob run smoothly in about 5 years time.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)
# works beautifully on my machine
admittedly it does resemble the monolith from 2001: a space oddesy and sounds like a jet fighter but hey
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# yeah..
i meant i'm languishing in cs2 hence still with image ready.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# as long as you are with a CS of some kind
then all is well.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:13, archived)
# i am always
C.S.Lewis is my home boy
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I hate to sound like a stupid head
but how do you even start an animation in ps cs3?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Just any file, but bring the animation panel up.
Up with all the other panels like layers and so on under the Window menu
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# ooh vivisection
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Nicely
And its a cute little bugger aswell
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)
# merci
that he is
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)
# i keep expecting it to get eated.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)
# thas cos your a vicious cunt.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
# it's the circle of life.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)
# *sigh*
there can be no true beauty without decay, we are all a part of the same compost heap.
/nihilism-blog
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:58, archived)
# there can be no true cuteness
without the knowledge that it would probably taste good with chips.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)
# *bookmarks that quote*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)
# it'sa wheel of fortune
*cue john leslie for the kitty rape*
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:58, archived)
# haha
he'll rape anything.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)
# *writes down 'leslie'...
for my next animation.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:02, archived)
# he didn't rape me
he said boo before hand...

his scottish brogue won me over.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# hahaha
you should feel proud to be seduced by him. he only does that to people he likes.

If you're lucky, in about 13 years you might remember it as rape, and be able to make a bit of cash out of your story.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# never could i profeteer of my wee lezzulls
with his two firey testicals joy and fear the man is invincible.

*has he had another allogation then? I aint read the rags in a while.. norty simon*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
# a woo
for you
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Beeeeeeeeeeek !
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice to see he's keeping busy these days.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)
# hahaha
excellent as always Mr Broon!
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Can't touch that !
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)
# hahaha. you nutter.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Alright you slapper?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Agreeable you kicker?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:46, archived)
# GET A FUCKING POLAROID OF THAT YOU CUNT!
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Yeah, can you stop that now.
Good.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:48, archived)
# happy candle day!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Ta, ahgahhaha.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# :?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Yeah, I and several others have noticed your sleazy behaviour towards some of the woman on here.
Women don't like being called "slapper".

Little hint for you.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# And someone with experience in the field of BDSM and punk types,
I can tell you that some do.

In future your judgement should not be limited by your own heterodoxy.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)
# That's grand, but this isn't a BDSM forum.
You seem confused.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I don't see how that restricts the passage of different peoples within its electronic walls.
It's not a forum either.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Then where will I get my t-shirts made?
;)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)
# It is, because I say it is.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)
# You have an exclamation in your name, thus I doubt the veracity of your statement or any claim to concrete reality swaying opinion you hold.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# That's grand.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Erm, well in my opinion,
you can fuck off. Whos right?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)
# You, because my grammar is better.
;)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Oh really?
I apologise for dropping an apostrophe. Still, woman instead of women?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# That's ok.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
# This is shit!
*jealouses talent* :(

Woo!
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:45, archived)
# you are either:
Stop. Hammertime

or

Stop. Colaberate and listen.

You decide
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Stop, collaborate and listen?
Was Schindler's List really based on the life of MC Hammer?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)
# vanilla ice ashally
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:51, archived)
# ah yes,
vanilla ice was a shit nazi too.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)
# i am currently writing a pamphlet on how to be a cool nazi
it's called winthorpes list
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)
# 1. Disco balls in the showers.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:58, archived)
# 1) Be either a zombie or a robot or a clockwork zombie robot
2) Be ridiculously effiminate
3) Have a massive dueling scar on your face which could have only been inflicted by being struck by a pacific island.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)
# 1) cool uniforms
2) annex poland
3) dance
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Re 3) .like a fork in the garbage disposal?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I'm not sure what you mean...
but I think i'd be inclined to thank the lord for a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Yeah but its hammer go hammer MC Hammer yo hammer
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:51, archived)
# and the rest can go and
erm... bleat...?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I never understood what that last word was
hence the leaving out :)
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
# it's "and the rest can go and play"
I think...

The bible-bashing rapper's way of saying "fuck y'all bitches"
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Errmmmier...
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Whole lotta hoppin' goin' on . . .
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
# haha why has the roo got a hat one
and the wombats face just makes it
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:45, archived)
# well you don't want the roo to ride without a helmet do you?
that would contravene section 4 paragraph 9 of the wombat riding hazard action critical controls risk assessment.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:32, archived)
# You must jump !
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Errm...
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)
# how low can you get?
*clicksy*
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# YES!
this is all of teh woo.
:D

goodbye b3ta.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# goodbye?
surly just good night.
unless....



are you leaving us to fend for ourselves.
no.
no.
you can't...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)
# STOOP!
Deformed spine!

Ooooh, oo-ooo oo-ooo
Ooooh, oo-ooo oo-ooo
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# No stencil zone . . .
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I'm so very, very sorry

(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
#
worried about CDSTD's?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
# No, you are not
I am pissed and here to be amused for a hort while before bed.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
# i find it's easier to be amused while in bed
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I wil be here only
brielfy before joinong a hot body
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
# oh...
i was actually talking about wanking.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# going
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# gone
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# give her one from me
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Heiled a cab before........


gimme an 'S' gimme a 'P'...........
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Vee cunt expeckt tu get any vere vis out usesing a little gas, ya?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)
# eets not gas, jus a little air freshzener
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)
# O ja, ja
unt vee are just takinguh yue on a nize trip to a silly hat convenshun, you see. Zat is vy everyone else in zee train car eez vering a yameckuh.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# dub bist un dumkoph
erm i think thats right
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Get on zee train
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)
# you vill anzer zees questions
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
# maybee but ve vil keep your shooz
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:46, archived)
# coach and hooooooooaaaaaarrrrrssssseeessss
woo
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# you seen it too?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:47, archived)
# SCARY HITLER TAXI DRIVER IS MY BRO K
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Oh Hi Uncle Adelhelm
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:52, archived)
# oh hai
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Mum said it's pork for tea
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:58, archived)
# YOU KNOW I'M A VEGATARIAN YOU GONK
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:01, archived)
# LIAR, you were spotted in the bustop with meat in ur mouth, remember
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)
# that was one time!!111!!!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# not wot the charge sheet said
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
# tomato tomartoe
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Looks like it'd make a horrible sound.
Woo.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# i like the way the paper says 'paper'
:) i like this
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# It actually says "Bird Power"
He's a radical ornithologist.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)
# You are one of the people
whose work I enjoy but never feel compelled to comment on
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I try to leave people in a state of
epochè.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)

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