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[challenge entry] 3 bags of chips..a sausage supper..and a deep fried pizza supper..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I must be tripping


Click for bigger (37KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)
# It must be contagious . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] We're going to need a bigger boat

Original, in case it's too subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:27, archived)
# hah!
Took me a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Like it
have click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)
# quack
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I would like to see it
swallow a whole grapefruit . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] On a patriotic note

EDIT: Now even more Kitchener
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:21, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The next Eddie Kidd would be a lot less impressive...
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)
# hahaha
* I love the way the leg waggle in the air!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)
# The gravity of the situation wins !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)
# *hands coat*
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)
# *tips coat checker*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Needs
one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Hot rocket !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Grilled lettuce !
/bottom
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] PR for the Compo
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
# This doesn't quite carry off the sinister meanace...

...that "Movie Trailer Guy" could have given it.....and there are typos at the end that I just can't be arsed to fix....

meh
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)
# More or less . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)
# More,
please.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] for compo


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] HELLO THIS COMPO IS GREAT. LET'S ALL USE LIQUIFY/WARP TOOL AND MAKE FAT PEOPLE LMAO.
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(  _.)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
# No relation to the OP though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
# LMAO
no 'LIQUIFY/WARP TOOL' nEEded foR the aboVE piC.

LETS ALL USE OUR CAPS LOCK KEY TO MAKE THE TEXT STAND OUT IN POSTS ROTFL.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)
# ROFL ROFTEL PMSL.
I was speculating on what I believe the majority of entries will be.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Michelin manish . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Wha?!
WTF is a LIQUIFY/WARP TOOL?

You mob must learn that not all viewers of this magnificent site are arty nobs.

I, for instance, am just a regular Nerd (note caps!).

I know nothing of tools unless they're of the magenta spurting variety.

I say "Less Art, More Cocks & Kittins"

Hurrah...
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Martian Chronicles . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)
# To go down as one of the worst b3ta pics ever


Much apologies


LOL missed the deadline as well
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Anyone want a pearoast?
From earlier today...


Sorry... you will need some clues...

ACROSS
2 Not a carton of Bees?
3 A wood with no D's
5 She is very attached to the fence
7 What the horse is
10 Wow look at her!
11 Can be found in Fresh Water

DOWN
1 He has far too many T's and S's
2 Not a stationary Woman
4 Take the Ris out of
6 No! not that!
8 They laugh in the face of danger
9 Rhymes with Hay

*Good luck b3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Join it up to this


ACROSS
1 Without this, it's obviously a fake
6 Region of the brain affected by cake
7 Gene doesn't want to share
9 ARE THE CHEESEMAKERS.
10 www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

DOWN
1 Best of all the Sulidae
2 Better than pirates
3 It's not news
4 The best payroll withholding calculation program in ENCOM
5 Who could hang a name on you?
6 Croissants for breakfast?
8 Multi-talented kittin

Edit : And here's the solution for the ignorant and ill-educated...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Yay! Tribs!
* Thank you for your mention earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)
# *colours it in*
this isn't the daily mail get your crosswords outta the internet! :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Compo it!
Woo!

EDIT: You already have. Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# HIgh calorie crown . . .
For a fat head !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# As worn by the upper crust of society?
Pork-ing and country!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# erm, spang?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Nowadays, we just call him Chuck.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)
# impressive moobs
and with that, its pub o'clock!

night b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Nice chin rest . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)
# That's ace that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Ta muchly
:)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:14, archived)
# That really is superb.
Took me a while to work out who it was beneath the lard, too...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:24, archived)
# *sicks*
good work... that should helps loose me a few cals
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmm...


Although, technically a Merkin does this still count?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)
# As long as it's placed properly . . .
I'm in !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)
# ^ Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# RIS
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# i thought it was ophra
oh well
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Definately Would!
more than normal, even.







twice, to make sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Deadpool, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - FAT BRITAIN


People of Britain! You're getting fat! Our nation is in the grip of an obesity epidemic. How will our celebrities adjust to their growing girth? What will life be like when we're all massively overweight? Tell us in porky pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Oh now you've started!
I came on here to get away from the wife telling me to eat less...

FFS.

/sulks
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)
# *hides from reposts*


EDIT: - THATS the challange?

what about steam punk? or outside the shot?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)
# *posts unshopped picture of John Prescot*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)
# driving a steam powered pie tank
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
# That's
The spirit
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
# I want pie now
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:30, archived)
# hahahahahaha
there hasnt been one compo post yet!

woo!

damn...hope its good!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)
# no strength to compo, must obtain pie
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Pie!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] How about some more cake ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)
# well, I'm doing my bit for fat britain
day before yesterday I ate most of a mince pie

yesterday I had greasy chips

today, I had quiche!

shit, I've let the side down :(

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)
# *slaps with a tcisk of lard*


/fucking fat fingersa!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Well no wonder Britian's fat
if it lost Anglesey but gained the much large weight of the Republic of Ireland.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Play it off . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)
# DTH jazz band?!?
sorry dave, please forgive me
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Ouch . . . but a good'n !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I hate celebs - famous for doing their job!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Only one solution:

Click for biggerer
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)
# very tasteful...
...very tasteful indeed.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Oh, please
This is one area where we 'Merkins still hold dominance.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)
# isnt a merkin
a pubic wig?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Even pretty in pink !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# And you know this how?
Nevermind - not sure I want to know.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)
# watch tv
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:07, archived)
# yes, watches


edit: and, I might add tv watch
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)
# poor watches
getting all ignored and stuff what with all these mobiles around,i think the watches are going to start a rebellion soon
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)
# yes
they already tried

but they may comeback, beware!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)
# and tick us to death?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)
# *watches*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# and it always ends up in chaos
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Hey . . . is that a Rollax ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)
# no, it's just the way I'm sitting
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Flippin' channels . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)
# im waiting for that belly to go
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)
# he appears to be watching late night tv shows in the arizona desert
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)
# He should be composted ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)
# only old people watch tv
*watches*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Suck
my cock!

EDIT: I am so very sorry - I have had a bad day.. SORRY
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)
# And just out of shot...


In support of this
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post185992

I have my tablet back!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:44, archived)
# i hope to god thats not
a giant tampon
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:44, archived)
# hahaha
Filename.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:49, archived)
# haha. needs more blood clots.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# It really doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# hahaha
well if you're offering, be my guest!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:55, archived)
# well gaz us your address and give us a few weeks and some cunt clots you shall have
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:56, archived)
# 'next day post' them
i want them fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:58, archived)
# alright!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:58, archived)
# im tempted to see if you keep your promise...
...but on the other hand i dont want to recieve chunks in the post
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# this has promise...
i want this though

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post187015
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:49, archived)
# That is good,
But I can draw better than I can photoshop.

"He says..."
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:52, archived)
# both of these would be cracking challenges but the sci-fi one i might actually have a crack at
plus anything with the oppurtunity for that much steampunk would be win-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:58, archived)
# win-tastic
or too many "punk" steam traction engines?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:19, archived)
# I want that one
So I can repost to buggery!
(or until I get beaten up)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# one of the main reasons i want this is to see your reposts :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Maybe
I should just link to my profile page instead...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
# that'd be good to :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Yum, marshmallows


Next time you're at a BBQ, try impaling a marshmallow on a hotdog and toasting them together. It kind of works!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Since acquiring a 30" monitor
your wonderful posts have shrunk to levels almost of normality
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Marshdog kabobs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] NSFW
Quick and durty



(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# uh..... whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)
# urm....ya....whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
# i'm guessing entrance as in to put someone into a trance
but that's just a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Bugger
missed the hypnotic interpretation.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# ack
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# You might find it here
along with lots of NSFW images

www.ialone.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=topn&cat=0&pos=1
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D

NSFW if you know or spot it..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:08, archived)
# i'm not sure i could sex up a girl with a tat of an old man on her vag
especially one that looks like an old testament god.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Fuck me Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# And Willie Nelson too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# or indeed with that much hair...
i did once sleep with a girl who had an Ankh tattoo on her pubis, i wasn't really sure what to make of that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Did you offer to wank on her ankh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Well she did SET him off
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# i've just got this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:39, archived)
# you should direct a pornographic jackanory
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Did that make it an Anubis?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# *glees* this has made my night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# haha
isn't that horus tho?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# nope, i did muck the beak up a little but its meant to be a falcons head



EDIT: actaully Horus and Ra appear to have the same head but but ra was represented with a sun disc above his head whereas horus wore the crown of the twin kingdoms
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# fair enuff
for some reason (stargate film) i didn't think ra had an animal head. i bow to your superior knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# yeah they altered the mythos a little for that. i'm a little bit of a geek on myths and legends
the lad playing Ra was pretty though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)
# *googles*
You have terrible taste
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# i like my boys pretty and he is pretty.
the main guy i'd gay is Brian Molko though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:33, archived)
# See that's vaguely more understandable, although he does look worryingly like Stewart Lee (as Tim from the Ironic Review sketches) in some of the photos.
Some of them he's made up to look like a women, some of them he's made up to look like a cute boy and some he is just mannishish.

Just pick a sexuality and stick to it for fuck's sake.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:36, archived)
# where's the fun in that?
i can sort of see him in Lee's parody now though...

ra is dead feminine though as well
images1.wikia.nocookie.net/stargatewars/images/thumb/6/6a/Ra_site.jpg/180px-Ra_site.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)
# That just looks stupid and tittish to me, it may be due to skin colour or ethnicity or something.
Or it may just be because he looks so made up that he looks like a cheap latino transsexual prostitute.

What you think the character is based on Brian Mloko?..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=18b7uYeym3M - Ironic Review at 3:00
(Oddly everyone presumed it was actually Trevor playing the character instead of Lee with his hair all combed down)
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# oh no i meant as a parody of that sort of thing
wait... no.... i'm thinking of a different character. didn't he play a punk kid in something?

god i'm right confused now. my knowledge of 90s TV is shocking
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# You are thinking of this clip from a Harry Hill life biography thing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPINn-gD7Cg

He used to write with him for something (I forget what it was), hence the reason he's in it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ_WgCs5lEU - this clip as well
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# ah thats it yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Fear my near encylopaedic knowledge of things Stewart Lee has done.
Also, www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddFCnQ-atic&feature=related , best fight sequence and song ever.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)
# but you haven't seen 90s comedian have you?
thats very good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I know he's done it and could identify a picture of it.
To me that classes as knowledge of things he has done. I need to get it really, but I'm a bit wary about the quality compared to Stand Up Comedian which was beautifully filmed.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)
# i wouldn't let it worry you really
the material is shit hot and the filming of itis more like being in the audience
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Gah, I've already ordered something from red stripe though.
Means I have to order again and have to use a different card...urgh..
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Yeth
What a thilly THOTHage.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# i love hearing people with a lisp say sausage :)
what manner of bird was Thoth?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# An Ibis if I recall correctly,
the weigher of souls. I think he was in charge of time itself as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I just got beaten to the RA joke I was saving too
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# damnit! i was gonna make an anubis joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# i like my girl pubiseses tat free and ideally hair free too
tho i did once draw kitten's face on the wife's for fun and games
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# haha i've got a thing for tattooed girls
though the current girl has none
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# tatoo her while she sleeps!
it's the only way (possibly)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I saw a man under the shower at my gym who had shaved his pubes off except a little square above his cock
It looked like Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Maybe he was going to flip his girlfriend over
and invade Pooland.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# was the red army encamped in the usual field of battle?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# both of these make me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Hometime LOL :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I think it's getting to that odd time of the evening
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)
# gayshift?
www.wikipedia.org/gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:06, archived)
# mnnnng.... i've managed to avoid that sincei updated firefox so it wasn't purple
gah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Nice try, spackhands ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# my flatmate has taken to walking round the flat in very tight underpants.
I find it difficult to talk to him. Is this just a german thing, or does he want me to look at his bulge?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Wait a minute...don't both of you live in Germany.
And doesn't dixon insist on showing people his bulge...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)
# i've not seen it yet
but what's your point, caller?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Ich glaub der kleiner Strohpuppe meintet dass du vielleicht mein Mitbewohner bist
und dass du nur mit Unterhosen rumlaeufst. Hm, sowas ist wahrscheinlich lustig fuer Jungfrauen*

* - kein Witz
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I got 'funny for young ladies' and that was about it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# well done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I presume it was some kind of humourous cock reference.
Though that's less my ability to read context and more my historical knowledge of yourself.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# You're always getting funny for young ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# What are you trying to imply?
That I somehow gas them with nitrous oxide and then use the subsequent euphoria and confusion to sexually deceive them?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# \o/ haha
Ah, nee - enge Unterhosen sehen an mich zur Zeit nicht besonders geil aus - und anderen beobachten beim Frühstück kotzen war nie mein Ding. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# pffft!
also, muss mich jetzt fertig machen und versuchen mein Anzug zu enthaaren (Katzen).

Schoen' ab'd noch
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Gleichfalls!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# It's a German thing
think yourself lucky he doesn't let it all hang down.
Nudity is seen as healthy and ok in some Germanic cultures.

Or he's a perv.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# It's a German thing
If you were German I fear the pants would have been discarded ages ago

Anyway.

Photographic proof or it's a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# haha :)
I think it would violate inter-flat relations if I was to take a pic of his cock-bulge. I find it difficult enough to not stare at it, even though I have no interest in it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# DAMN YOU AND YOUR HETEROSEXUAL EYES!
What a waste! :D

I can work with descriptions too
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# haha "work"
decent package, but could be all balls, very tight black, perhaps lycra, pants.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Tight black lycra pants? hmm. Not doing it for me really.
If they're tight though his dick has probably retreated in fear for its life
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Blocked entrance . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# That'll do the deed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# did wile e. coyote ever catch him?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# They are now married and living in Vegas !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Laughed my socks off!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:04, archived)
# My Dog's got no nose


Thankyou and goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# awful
/smell blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# but he's as happy as a dog with two dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# but hes unhappy because he cant
spend all day licking them
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# hehe.. nowhere to apply the lipstick though ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Wow
Fantastic scarf - has built-in earplugs too
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Hello, an asian fella added me on Facebook thinking I was you.
What say you to this?

Ed: Oh well, great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)
# earplugs
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
# My horse has . . . problems . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# this horse has malfunctioned, no, I cannot endorse this horse
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Ah, brie addiction.
Toodle pip.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)

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