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# found this in a petshop today


and I immediately thought...


(cype_applejuice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# if i'm not embarrasingly mistaken....
.... that looks like a "Fleshlight" (male w*nking aid)
(I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# ...


(cype_applejuice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8575648
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# hah
knew that was cuming
ahem
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# hhahahahaaaaaaaaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# how plesant.
IM THE MAP MAP MAAAAAAAAAAAP.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I'm just thankful that
Mongychops isnt around :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I'll do as a low rent stand-in for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# AT least that isnt his DOra pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Evolution
(Bogbean, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Mehvolution
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# is that a stork?
if it is, woo, otherwise; *scowls*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# bandwagon ahoy
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# This makes my eyes feel all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# This goes very well with Silver Machine
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# ^this, but with Zero 7
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Ooooh! I haven't listened to Simple Things in ages!
I may just do that now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# have a look for the acoustic version of Destiny
if you haven't got it already. properly mellow track
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Will do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# waiting line?
*only knows one*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# try and find the albums
Another Late Night, Simple Things and The Garden, cracking wind down music
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# yeah i really like waiting line
i think i will try and borrow the a couple albums off of one of my mates mum :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# we had Nik Turner playing in the Acoustic backstage bar at Glastonbury.
...was rather good. But not as spectacular as the site of Billy Bragg stage diving. That was twisted.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I'm listening to Incubus now,
I'M NOT ALL OLD FOGEY MUSIC Y'KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Nah,
Just old fogey music and shit music too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# is it? oh well then
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# A DUCK WITH TEETHS!
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# A TEETH BILLED PUSSYQUACK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# hahaha beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# give this shark laZers!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Dun. Above.
www.b3ta.com/board/8575847
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)
# hah hah
i got an r-type loading error just before it was about to load
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Say hello to my Lidl friend..


Ummm....hello Lidl.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Ha ha ah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# hahaa!
lunacy!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Am it Panda time?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Woah. Whatnow?
That's so cute it can't be real.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# But it can be real
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRH3iTQPrk
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Ha ha
How odd,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# i'm bamboo-zled
ahem
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# LOL
:D
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)
# ....kitty?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# GAHHHHHHH!
Fears!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Oh shit!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# oooh
great
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I think the victorians had a sense of humour
This is the railing outside my hotel window

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Girth over length?
TJ : This annoys me... someone does a little shopping on an existing pic and everyone thinks it's a wonderful bit of photoshopping...
(Just shows, b3tans are smarter than Farkers)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# THAT GIVES ME THE FACKIN HORN
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I'LL GIVE YOU A FACKIN HORN:
HERE HAVE A HORN.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Looks more like a penny whistle
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Luckily for my dignity, I wasn't going for a euphemism!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I do love Summer!


I have spent the evening partly out in the sunshine, and partly at a Dance show watching young wimmins dancing extremely provocatively in skimpy hot pant suits.

What have you been doing tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# sleeping. and recovering from last night.
and noncing mykeyboy.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Oi!
Why arent you noncing me :(

DOWNLOAD THE PETE AND DUD SNL! IT IT AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# my computer is cgay as shit, but i'll get vulga to do it...
ah god bless having friends with decent computers.

got a link?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I certainly do!
www.mininova.org/tor/1395927

It is all of the win!

Peter Cook
Dudley Moore
Dan Ackroyd
John Belushi
Chevy Chase
Jane Curtin
The Muppets.

Frankly, it is the most amazing hour of tv ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# thank you.
xx
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# You are welcome little lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I have spent the day
catching up with paper work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Are you done now?
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# almost
the rest I can do at work on monday,

I have ginger wine now
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Good idea!
I have never tried ginger wine.

What is it like?
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# sweet and ginger-ery
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# That's rubbish!
Drink some absinthe and cut your ear off instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I am chilling now
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Sweet!
Enjoy your Crabbs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# LISTENING TO MAD DOG MCREA ON LOOP.
'ning all,
how do 'sush?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I do not know this man.
I am currently listening to Lou Reed.

I am grand, as I said, I spent some of the evening perving on scantily clad wimmins and now I have Beer and Cider :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# snakebite?
it's a folk band, and they are absoloutely amazing, and im going to see them again next month.

AAAAAAANDD, The Van Daniels are supporting, my life couldn't get much better*


*lies.

(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Ooooh beezer!
I love Folk :) I have been playing lots of Lindisfarne and Alan Hull recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# i've heard Lindisfarne but not Alan Hull,
i'm not really into folk myself, just a few songs, but to be honest it's the same with all genres so i'm just a floater between moosicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Alan Hull was the songwriter in the early days of Lindisfarne.
Before he went all selfish and died!

Check "Nicely out of Tune" by Lindisfarne out, and also Squire by Alan Hull.

They are tops!

I've been loving this song mostly: b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/MeetMeonTheCorner.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# sounds like a slightly drunk
Paul McCartney.


I will check them out, right now - and while im at it has anyone got any *AMAZINGGGGG* songs they wan't to tell me about please?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# The First Day of my Life by Bright Eyes is a cracker.
Also, Weather to Fly by Elbow is really groating my sprockets at the moment.

I assume your first statement was intended as a compliment? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I've been doing fuck all.
For the first weekend in about a month. Its lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# YOU MEAN YOU DO STUFF?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I try not to, but it's been unavoidable lately
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Terrifico!
I made a lovely Chilli and Tomato and Parmesan and Bacons Spaghetti for dinner! It was yummy! NOM NOM NOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Sounds good.
I'm going to roast a chicken tomorrow, all for myself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Ooooh! Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Spent far to long doing
that I.

But now going to watch either Cloverfield, Jumper or Be Kind Rewind.
Recommendations? (without spoilers please)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# out of those three
I'd say clover field.

but I would also recommend you choose a completely different three :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# It's those or
Close in counters. (edit: encounters)

or porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I have only seen Be Kind Rewind I am afraid.
I rather enjoyed it, but others seem to hate it :)

I would suggest downloading Kids myself. It is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# You can download kids now?
Dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
No, just great films with the same name :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I slept for under three hours
then went out and worked... eurgh.

no i'm in an overly caffiened and lucozaded twitchy state.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Put some Vodka in your Lucozade!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Watching Batman Begins
grieving for a painting I've ruined, and doing this
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I need to watch that all the way through.
I always watch it drunk and fall asleep :(

I cant wait until The Dark Knight comes out!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Best of all seasons!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Aye, tis true!
Though I do love Autumn too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# You'd fuck anything!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Tis true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# i've
been making the beatles do the ymca and had paris hilton holding a rabit
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I saw those!
Woo on the Beatles :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# SUN/CLOUD.
MAYBE SHIT DNA GOD.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# LOLORD OF THE WORLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I've been pondering the meaning of life
thus far, I have concluded the following: "LOL"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Do not neglect
ROFLCOPTERS! They are integral to the equation.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I neglected them and am now doomed!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Tis a common error ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# sittin in the garden with the dogs
smoking dope and making that ^
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Very nice!
But dope is bad for you! Drink excessive amounts of alcohol instead :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay, i managed to shoehorn Easy Jet in!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Arf!
What's your vector Victor?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Roger, Roger
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Have we got clearance Clarence?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Over Over
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# You dropped a u ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I was just testing you
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# a girl told me to draw a willie


not sure if i understood properly
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Tim Brooke Taylor.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I would have drawn Willie Fog journeying to the centre of the earth.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# arf
that's good tho
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# i also made this
img293.imageshack.us/img293/1905/cockssss640x480ia5.jpg

but it's slightly inappropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# shakespear?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# e
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# That's lovely!
But I thought it was Clarissa Dickson-Wright :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Looks like Willie Rushton to me
Or William G Stewart.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# thank you!
wheeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Because the last one wasn't magenta enough.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant would.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# hot heard that in a long time!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Im keeping it old skool
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Your pubes look deadly.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Not so much deadly,
But they do let it sneak around apparently.

SUPRISE PENIS
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# It'll take more than a few pubes for that cock to travel discretely
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Hm
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Weeeell, I've made my creative and maturely designed xenomorphs already
So I think I've got a bit of leeway to create the Ambulant Cockmen of Theta Nine now.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Optimise:
It's good for you
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I suppose cropping would have helped here, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Perhaps, but then the sense of scale might have been lost.
And what's the point of having a rampaging cock-monster if you can't show it's about six foot tall?
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Haha
Hey, sorry, I might've come across as being too nasty about your effort.

I do like it.

And I know I've made a few of my own cockmonsters, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# huzzah for spore CDCs!!


Clicky for proper image
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# this amuses me far too much
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Ribbed for pleasure?
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# PENIS XD ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] It was either that, or the man with the golden gnu
(I helped save b3ta! bovineharvester is quite ill, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# the smoking gnu?
woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# this seems ripe
for parody

www.imdb.com/title/tt0118330/
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# heli attack (bin dun?)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# if it has
i ain't seen it and i'm a laughin
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# hahaha that fucking took me a moment.
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# God, stop trying to touch me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I CANNY HELP IT!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# a new combination
you've made me chuckle :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# its bin dun i'm afraid
but not with teeth on the helicopter woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# ah dammit
i hate binduns,poo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# at least you completed the shark instead of cheating :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# And he gave the helicopter teeth, too.
Both pics are woo, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# thats better
than mine
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I like yours better
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# damnit
didn't see this before i started scribbling away
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Nicely done, and hurrah for flying aquatic creatures!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# amazing!
love the tail rotor
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# hahhah
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# redux
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# yah
shark meets helicopter


(cfb)
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Fuck, YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# but is it real
ly stupid enough?




edit: fuck still quite big, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# anyone done this yet?

dayyum, i love spore!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# i did it last night
and i'm red raw i tell ye
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# *inspects*
they have a cream for that
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# are u gonna get the full game
when it comes out, i wud,but my pc would struggle a fair bit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# i am
though i think i will be in the same boat as you.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I'm getting a new one around xmas time
officially to render 3d and visual effects, but really to mess about with games. One of which is this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# i'll wait for the definitive pczone review
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# There are apparently more Spore creatures now
than real ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# and more penis'
than there really is ha ha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Woo!
ha ha yes they have! cockweasles did it!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# ah well!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# see profile for links :D
(i'm gonna add everyones from the last few days in a minute!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# haha
i must download dis
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# or anywhere
liverpool, or rome.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I don' think i would of heard of rotterdam with out the aid of that song
I remember a relative buying the single and taking it back because the normal version has a rude word in that the radio edit didn't.. aleast i think it was this song...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# It was probably "Don't marry her"
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# ahh yes
yes 'twere
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# that rabbit gets everywhere

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# My immediate thought was Britney Spears with a sex toy.
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I'm going to use that line again.
You'll see.

It might work in the pub that one...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# the wabbit is to her
as crow is to bannanaman
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# uma!

cfb

(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# My immediate thought was Britney Spears with a sex toy.
'tis very good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# that's your immediate thought all the time though, isn't it?
admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Damn
Rumbled
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# covered in jam?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# nice weapon
chair leg
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# thank you
table face
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# you're welcome,
cushionarse
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# WOO!!
kill bill 1/2 are supoirb.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# What time is it?

Actually, it's brain fart time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Needs more heroin injection marks
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)
# HAMMER TIME
*dances*

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)
# *collaborate & listens*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# hammer impersonates vanilla ice now?
poor sod
(Pob mk2, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# rice rice pudding
do do do do
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# superb sir
have you tartmonkey'd her cartoon wise?

(Pob mk2, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# No, not as such.
One of these days I might. I still haven't finished the last one I started, and that was last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I hope you do matey
they are mind blowing
(Pob mk2, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# She is quite a good subject
I'll add her to the list.

(it's a long list)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# she was once a sexy bitch
now she's a fucked up bitch
at some point she'll be just a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
#
she was once a sexy bitch
now
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# hehe
*stands corrected*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# just showed that post to mrs doph
she gave a funny look and replied 'really? you've got fucked up taste'
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Needs more
Frying pan to the face.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Ok
I'll try.
*dabs Chanel No. 5 behind ears*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8575410
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Argh! Don't look into her eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# hahaha
 
(Pob mk2, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Likes that
I did one of Jamie Oliver a bit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Hehe
Run!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# no, no, no
though i do rather like that winehouse girl
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Leela?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Blergh!
(My dirigible smells of almonds, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# 3D Skugasaurus is coming... (WIP)
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Oooh this is looking good
but I don't see his flared trousers yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Don't worry, that's coming...
I've been working on this for literally 5 minutes :)
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
# There. They're now flared :)
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)
# *rubs eyes*
*presses F5*
He is still trouserless!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Green seems to be a theme of sorts
FEETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# PLUNGERFOOT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your work in progress?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Because my dog's off licking his bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Willy in pants
Yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I've worked out what it is
(I helped save b3ta! krang, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)
# ^winnar^

be my freind on cuntbook...coz i aint got any.
*may have lots
www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=633190375
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# haha
ning my lovelies.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# eh up
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# It took you an hour and a quarter to make this?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# but it was made by guiding thousands of ants trudging in liquid emeralds
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# beware the invisible legs!
 
(Pob mk2, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# hah hah hah
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# It took me an hour and 14 minutes to think of it
(I helped save b3ta! krang, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Scunci dog!

Why am I looking at a picture of your Scunci dog?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I award you a total mark of 2%.
You have failed the semester.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)
# ALMOST PERFECT FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)
# The pass mark was 3%
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Argh small yappy facehuggers
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Hahah awesome :D
But what's scunci?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Why do I not know
what Scunci is.
explain?
(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I expect it's a kind of beer
or a brand of sporting rifle.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# if my kid
saw that, he'd want one
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)
# we got roadkill
bring a mop and a bucket
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)

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