Looks like it was . . .
3 months and 17 days loooooooooooong . . .
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 5:19,
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Double up on the deebil's milk . . .
you were appearentally ready for this post . . .nice Mooooooooooove !
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 5:17,
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I don't have a devil cake or anything
or I would post it for you.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 5:41,
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Yes indeedy . . . I've found making
my own symmetry-o-grams is fun stuff!
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 5:14,
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Im gonna make a woo-yay outta this tomorrow
But for now, enjoy this before bed.
EDIT: Keep an eye on his spectacles, the go flying toward the camera spectacularly!
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 4:29,
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EDIT: Keep an eye on his spectacles, the go flying toward the camera spectacularly!
Erum . . . no thanks . . . I think I'll stick with the smooth . . .
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 5:38,
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No caption but it reminds me of stumpy
Stumpy was a one legged pidgeon that lived in Victoria station, manchester. Every lunchtime while i was on my lunchbreak on the steps he'd fly over and start hinting for bits of butty or fries if i had mcdonalds. I miss him. Hope he's ok.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 4:33,
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this is both cute and repulsive
like watching a puppy fuck a baby.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 3:04,
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What kind of freak are you?
Watching a puppy fuck a baby is both cute and sexy!
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 3:45,
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Awwww.
Touching.
Makes me imagine heartfelt WW1 postcards...
*EDIT*
And is probably one of the best pics ever to've been posted here. It'd take a prick with a heart of stone (other than me) to whine if you were to repost this in a new thread at peak time.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 3:05,
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Makes me imagine heartfelt WW1 postcards...
*EDIT*
And is probably one of the best pics ever to've been posted here. It'd take a prick with a heart of stone (other than me) to whine if you were to repost this in a new thread at peak time.
then you need
that artist fellow who's work was used on the cover of a metallica album whose name i cannot recall.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 3:07,
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Every time indeterminate clot goes through the "door", the audience all claps for thirty seconds.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 3:12,
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What about earwax?
I think earwax is feeling really left out right now.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 3:47,
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I would make a tshirt with this statement on it
if it wouldn't result in me having to explain why I am wearing a tshirt with this statement on it.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 3:08,
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"Well this guy on the internet made a picture about blood and semen being friends..."
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 3:11,
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Ok I think I'll have to make the tshirt now.
I've still got some iron-on transfer paper kicking around.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 3:15,
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+$"£%E$&
%^%&H%&*£$
Oh, dear. I can%t get to grips with this at all.
(unhappy_
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 3:57,
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Oh, dear. I can%t get to grips with this at all.
(unhappy_
Best English Northern doubleact ever!
Fuck Cannon and Ball! FUCK THEM RIGHT IN THEIR EYES!
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 3:15,
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Dunno, but it could come in handy in the bedroom at sexy time...
/what time is it now?
//anytime is sexytime!
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 6:55,
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//anytime is sexytime!
Soz. It's a case of 'better out than in', I suppose. If you dislike this picture, please scroll down to Grampa's delightful picture just below and smile to yourself.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 2:47,
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It's not unusual to say merde.
Forgive me Kebab I just couldn't take any more.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 2:53,
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hahahah
crap I just found out he did a version of black betty. :S
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 2:57,
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oh god yeah
it's horrible it a remarkably welsh tom jonsian way.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 3:00,
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fail
what you said should of started with cider.. then then another word that follows and then the chain would of continued for ever. you broke it. *refuses to say any thing about kebabs tensile strength as a connecting piece with a chain being the least strongest*
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 2:55,
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ah I didn't realise that was the deal
I couldn't think of any tom jones that had cider in it.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 2:59,
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Weston's Organic Cider
Might have a teensy bit to do with why I thought it was OK to post this kinda crap on b3ta...
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 2:55,
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You're not wrong.
Although there is the small matter of having yer shit turn into water almost instantly...
And the minor matter of posting badly-done pictures on a board where good pictures are ordinarily posted.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 3:01,
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And the minor matter of posting badly-done pictures on a board where good pictures are ordinarily posted.
Like anyone would give a shit about this film if they hadnt been kaboomed
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 2:54,
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London's 7/7 bombers would've had a much more badass reputation
if they'd have waited 'til the 24th of the month.
But that's young people for you, innit.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 3:08,
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But that's young people for you, innit.
aw poor purple blob. being shouted at by his parents.
A tanker ship carrying red paint collides with a tanker ship carrying blue paint.
The crews were marooned.
BOOM BOOM!!
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 2:40,
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The crews were marooned.
BOOM BOOM!!
"That's engaging enough to delay me posting a real turd of a pic - that I was about to bung on - for about another thirteen minutes."
-Brian Sewell
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 2:40,
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Someone's nightmares appear to have oozed out of the subconscious
And made their way onto paper.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 2:41,
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Suddenly the door opened.
They knew jumping on the bed was forbidden.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 4:04,
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Queenie in a Hat
www.ne.jp/asahi/fickle/flickers/noguchi/menu.htm
Sure, not shopped, but still creative - Try it?
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 2:28,
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www.ne.jp/asahi/fickle/flickers/noguchi/menu.htm
Sure, not shopped, but still creative - Try it?
send it to me
with instructions on how to assemble it.
this is going in QOTW
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 2:32,
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this is going in QOTW
No idea how I did it
Just started messing around...
Inspired by this site....
www.ne.jp/asahi/fickle/flickers/noguchi/menu.htm
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 2:49,
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Inspired by this site....
www.ne.jp/asahi/fickle/flickers/noguchi/menu.htm
really lazy effort, and no doubt been done...
but its late/early.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 1:15,
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but its late/early.
I thought it was lanky c*nts
EXTENDO NECK - not suitable for lanky c*nts
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:22,
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OMG, LOL
I think I actually have an old pea that fit's the compo!
...meh, not really -- existing hat may not count
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:24,
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...meh, not really -- existing hat may not count
i was a pokemon child
sadly.
BUT ONLY THE FIRST 151 YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.
*maybe togepi aswell though, 8)
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:09,
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BUT ONLY THE FIRST 151 YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.
*maybe togepi aswell though, 8)
DARKRAI IS THE BEST.
DON'T DENY IT.
My Darkrai kicks ass. Hard. TO THE MOON AND BACK.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:13,
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My Darkrai kicks ass. Hard. TO THE MOON AND BACK.
I was gutted when it was announced it was off the air
i always felt so smug when evr i managed to get a question right.. lol.. the same smugness i get when i get a countdown word over 5 letters long.
which is on par with that smug feeling when you go for a poo.. flush the toilet and it's still there half in the u bend sticking out the water. that kind of smug.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:29,
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which is on par with that smug feeling when you go for a poo.. flush the toilet and it's still there half in the u bend sticking out the water. that kind of smug.
491.
www.pokemon.com/darkrai/#/videogame/
AND NO I WILL NOT FUCK OFF DARKRAI ROCKS.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:19,
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AND NO I WILL NOT FUCK OFF DARKRAI ROCKS.
It's ok, everyone, the sandwich is chicken, and the cheese and onion crisps are in a green packet.
And I have beer.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:40,
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That reminds me, I was going to draw some of my own Pokemon/spore style creatures.
Which were essentially just going to be things like a copy of the Radio Times wired up to some ham, and a Vauxhall Corso which fires breasts.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:20,
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I think I understand what you're saying.
Lets pretend I do and all have a good guffaw.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:28,
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You have pretty much nailed it . . .
welll represented . . . I want them all back now!
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:13,
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I had a few of those wiggly rubber pencil toppers
i can't remember why..
general cartoon tie in toys.. that are mostly now in pieces.
I always got bought lego sets for christmas.. which my mum would make.. then they would never get touched again.
good times.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:13,
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general cartoon tie in toys.. that are mostly now in pieces.
I always got bought lego sets for christmas.. which my mum would make.. then they would never get touched again.
good times.
never had a leggo set as such
just a huge bucket full of assorted bricks,i dont remember making anything but massive towers with it.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:19,
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my dad won through and we got one of those one year
it got used lots... we mostly built houses.
I rember makign a combi duplo and lego robot. that thing kicked ass.. although the kids in primary school called me a baby as it used duplo in it. so mean... so mean.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:25,
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I rember makign a combi duplo and lego robot. that thing kicked ass.. although the kids in primary school called me a baby as it used duplo in it. so mean... so mean.
We used to get the wheels and make massive armoured car houses out of it.
Then smash them into each other and see who lasted longest. Best use of lego ever.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:27,
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I remember introducing a lego house to a game of pool
that was fun :)
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:32,
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yessssh
that was it.. i think i got a load free due to be early morning sugar addiction that was frosties.
and those clankyclackity bike spoke things. because kids need bikes that clack.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:44,
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and those clankyclackity bike spoke things. because kids need bikes that clack.
The Bottom Live Tour tapes and my trusty Amiga 500.
I was a weird child really.
Well I say was...
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:16,
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Well I say was...
I'd love to have my continuity molested
I've hit puberty my balls shall drop as all my hair stops growing. and my belly button keeps getting longer.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:21,
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I also had an Amiga and a box full of unmarked floppies, each one with a different game on.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:27,
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Ahhh the Amiga, it's major downfall was the copying and cracking.
Although that itself opened up a lot of the versitility of the machine.
Modern games by comparison are so fucking easy you don't have to build your own hacks just to complete them.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:35,
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Modern games by comparison are so fucking easy you don't have to build your own hacks just to complete them.
darts on a peice of thread got me into bad trouble
one flew off and ended up stuck in an old bloke sitting in the garden three doors down from us
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:21,
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Did he send you home with a clip round the ear and a pocket full of dreams?
i imagine it was a simpler time.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:23,
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i was gutted
his wife cried and cried , my dad gave me a proper hiding.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:28,
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Woo! Everything except the flying saucers..
As I remember them, they were about 1" diameter, made of polystyrene and filled with sherbert.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:22,
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these ones came out of lucky bags
you catapulted them with a rubber band, sherbert flying saucers were fucking strange things, tasted like paper and battery acid
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:25,
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Yep, now I know exactly what you mean.
by battery acid, did you too lick a pp3?
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:30,
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I had a rusty axe (it was blunt)
A climbing frame (with slide)
a swing with a see-saw
A saucepan with a lid that was too big for the saucepan and stones
a bmx, a bike where you had to pedal backwards to stop, two planks of wood and a pile of tyres
rollerboots
lego (space)
The axe/saucepan / lid/stones combo was used for games of "tennis"
That was about it until I moved to wales
where my saucepan/axe combo got left behind :(
edit : i fractured a bone in my ankle with the rollerboots but my mum didn't believe me so when I walk my ankle clicks
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:31,
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a swing with a see-saw
A saucepan with a lid that was too big for the saucepan and stones
a bmx, a bike where you had to pedal backwards to stop, two planks of wood and a pile of tyres
rollerboots
lego (space)
The axe/saucepan / lid/stones combo was used for games of "tennis"
That was about it until I moved to wales
where my saucepan/axe combo got left behind :(
edit : i fractured a bone in my ankle with the rollerboots but my mum didn't believe me so when I walk my ankle clicks
The top hamster is in charge of the army
The other is in charge of the navy.
We don't have a hamster in charge of the air force, as they are scared of heights. The squirrels run that.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:00,
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We don't have a hamster in charge of the air force, as they are scared of heights. The squirrels run that.
Fine . . . I'll just call them even
in my mind . . . I always wondered why they are called . . . ham . . . stirs . . .
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:09,
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just like getting your bollocks out in public is acceptable?
surely not?
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:26,
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But this is the internet, not the high street outside woolworths.
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:27,
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If you think a woman's head photoshopped onto a ballsack posted on an online forum is the same as explosing your genitalia in the middle of the tinned foods section of ASDA
then something something vaguely repellant
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:30,
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so putting a hat on your penis makes it ok to brandish your bollocks?
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:30,
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But there's no penis in the picture!
And if yours looks like that, then you're just weird and confusing.
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:32,
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If by penis you mean a woman's head, then you're right.
I don't have a woman's head sitting atop my balls.
Not today, at least.
If by penis you mean one of these, then you're wrong, and I have one.
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:36,
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Not today, at least.
If by penis you mean one of these, then you're wrong, and I have one.
If your only remaining argument is "NSFW", then I think you must forfeit now.
If not, I'm willing to carry on.
lol, "willing" is like willy but with an ing instead of a y.
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:41,
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lol, "willing" is like willy but with an ing instead of a y.
its okay because your talking to yourself
i'm not in the mood to argue with someone who likes bollocks with womens heads on and penis necks on their internet you
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:42,
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HAHAHAHAHA
"Occurance of Erection Angles"
:D upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/2007_skating_penis.jpg/800px-2007_skating_penis.jpg
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:39,
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:D upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/2007_skating_penis.jpg/800px-2007_skating_penis.jpg
TOO SERIOS?
OR NOT SERIOS ENUF?
I CAN BE MORE SERIUS.
LOOK:
OMG SERIOS
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:49,
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I CAN BE MORE SERIUS.
LOOK:
OMG SERIOS
sage words
*waits patiently till this emerges again as a humourous auto-complete*
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:35,
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Does your penis have a woman wearing a hat surgically attached to it?
/ac
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:43,
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Can't be bothered.
You're just going to have to trust me.
G'night all!
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:31,
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You're just going to have to trust me.
G'night all!
I like it . . .
that your images contain more than meets the eye . . . if I know what i mean . . .
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:15,
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He Is A Miserable Cunt
however I must confesses to liking some smiths songs.
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:37,
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"these hats never let me down"
NSFW? let me know and I'll link it
edit: thanks, y'all. That failsworth online hat shop keeps on giving up the goods...
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:56,
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NSFW? let me know and I'll link it
edit: thanks, y'all. That failsworth online hat shop keeps on giving up the goods...
Hahahargh!
^The noise I made when I saw that
No it's not NSFW :]
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:57,
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No it's not NSFW :]
just about safe
(and top)
the 'does it look rude from a distance?' rule doesn't quite activate here
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:57,
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the 'does it look rude from a distance?' rule doesn't quite activate here
Do you?
Because that link didn't explain as well as I thought it would. See below.
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:03,
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No, it explained perfectly.
The brand is Failsworth hats, I gather.
And the woman's just a model off the site?
And the name is funny because of the "Fail" bit.
Right?
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:04,
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And the woman's just a model off the site?
And the name is funny because of the "Fail" bit.
Right?
excellent
I considered animating the eyes but thought "bollocks".
to answer the questioner below, she is a model from the inimitable failsworth online hat shop, who also gave me the inspiration for this other compo entry
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:01,
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to answer the questioner below, she is a model from the inimitable failsworth online hat shop, who also gave me the inspiration for this other compo entry
That site's a goldmine.
This is an example of why you should all VOTE www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post213439
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:02,
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i just poked myself in the eye
and whilst rubbing my sore eye i poked myself in the other eye with a pencil :(
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:01,
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you missed a bit when shaving
i can't say i've ever wanted to eat baby brains... but they do look rather delicious
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:54,
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they don't fill you up
quite like grown-up brains do
they're more of a snack
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Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:56,
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they're more of a snack
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