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[challenge entry] When the recession got so bad it even started to effect the past a young Queen Victoria had to think of other ways to raise some cash*



*Piss poor attempt at shoe horning latest animation into the current compo...
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Dirty bitch.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)
# nicely shoehorned!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
# thanking you
but it is all soiled and covered in vaseline now.. it's going to make me socks well minging the next time I use it.

/extended metaphore blog.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:07, archived)
# That's it . . . shake and sell that booty !
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:07, archived)
# oooh saucey
it's starting to look like a victorian brothel-cum-dance parlour in here.

Next they'll get their ankles out and it will be the never pits of hell for the lot of us.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:11, archived)
# We get our cut first . . .
we can split it right down the middle . . . 60/50 !
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)
# *dons leather apron and fetches bag of medical tools*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Where do I take a number ?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)
# around 1901
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)
# All I ever do is wait . . .
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:25, archived)
# well, you'll have to wait till tomorrow, at least
i'm going for a lie-down. bye all!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheaper pregnancy test kits for the world today.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Shoefingers?
I don't get it
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# they must do way instain mother
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# You say words that I understand, but in an order that I do not.
Though instain is not a word.

Conclusion: RIS?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# who kill thier babbys.
becuse these babby cant frigth back?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)
# just how drunk are you?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# :( none.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# shame.
me neither.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I thought I was the only sober one here
now I am not alone in my sadness :)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Obviously none of you have been on the internet before.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# it was on the news
this mroing
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
# my pary are with the father
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# pff
beaten to it!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:45, archived)
# I cant stop watching
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)
# i will be sober
until the end of next month.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Ohhh...
Here's to october
:D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)
# tis my birthday in october
i intend to be very drunk.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:45, archived)
# haha oh sniddily snap
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# How is babby formed?
How girl get pregnant?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Hello.
Could somebody explain the whole "shoefingers" thing to me? I don't get it.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# my guess
is that the toes (in that pic of the woman putting on the shoes) are vaguely finger-like due to a) length, and b) the nails are manicured the same way as her fingers.

IKBA with bar.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Cataracts?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# iCataracts
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:48, archived)
# ??????????
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Add an "i"
on the front.

Then it would look like an apple pregnancy test kit.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Maybe I should start a range beginning with a lowercase u
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:29, archived)
# the u could come up if they were pregnent!
it would be like "U PREGNANT"
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# it's raining sideways!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# or perhaps it could start off as
pregnant?
and if they are the question mark disappears
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I agree.
I party now. Bye b3ta.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:48, archived)
# i would love to see a pregnancy test
that, if you're pregnant, just says "oh, dear."
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:48, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:52, archived)
# claaaaaaaaan!
how you?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
I'm spiffing, thanks :D
Gotsta go now D:
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)
# ok
bye bye!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)
# how is babby formed??
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# how girl get pragnent?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# I am truley sorry for your lots
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# how girl get pragnent?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Looks like a Magnum lollypop test.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Happy saturday seams everyone

& ningles etc.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
# hehehe
thars ace!! :)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
# but can it be milked?
/ac
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
# It bypasses the milk stage
& produces only finest cheeses
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Lovely
I was looking for something tasty with nice blue veins to put in my mouth tonight.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# how about
my leg?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)
# ahaha
:D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# How does it smell?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# hahaha fantabulous!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Seams?
I know not seams.
Woo!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Awwww!
that's the cutest ickle weapon of death I have ever seen... *insert crude penis joke*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
# nice!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Feminine?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Bernie Mac has died
i just found out, not that i liked his work but still sad
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# !
yowzer!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
# 5 years and you haven't realised posting a new thread with no picture
usually equals a lambasting.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
# *bastes lamb*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Ooo.
Can I have some?

*Is very hungry and should make dinner*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Damn it!
Now I want one too
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# you can have a portion, if you like
*hands over succulently juicy lamb*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# *Nibbles away happily*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# would you like
some thyme and rosemary gravy with that?
*waves gravy boat enticingly*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Goodnight sweet prince
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I found out earlier
that it is possible to tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. My entire belief system collapsed.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Even they have birthdays...


CFB (97kb)

...though maybe not as often
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Depends what planet it's from.
If it's Marshian, then yes, less birthdays.
If it's Venetian then no, more birthdays.

/basic physics blog
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
# What's so special about Venice?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Underwater time helixes.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Ah.
Of course
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
# [A slightly modified p-roast from about a year ago...
no image editing software at home, (other than paint), you see... :(



Click for bigger (87KB)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# SNAP & *Click*
No P.S. here either bud.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:35, archived)
# No PS?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Woo!
Thought you said that'd been done in paint for a second...
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# [haha...that would be a technical marvel ;) ]
[Edit: phew, that was quite some work:

Colours lifted from orignal ;?) ]
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# A masterpiece!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:46, archived)
# You lie


The image is really cool though!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# haha
the horse porn is a lie
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# [give it a week baby...]
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I Can't screencap, so.....
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
# are you using a laptop with insert above print screen, but on one button?
if you are, try pressing the Fn key and then print screen, it had me stumped for ages on my old laptop :/
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# same here,
My workmates now like to refer to it at the "Effin' key"
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Nope.
It's got PrtSc and SysRq on the same button. What's Fn bud?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Fn = the Fun key
It's for creating funk.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Still no good....
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
# this is very nice
i am loving the textural effect.

EDIT: bloody hell, this is my 14000th post!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# [gratzs,
BIG ROUND NUMBER!]
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
# thanks!
i have no life :p
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Christ in a dirigible!
That's a lot of postage - mazel tov!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)
# danke.
see my above post about lacking a life ;)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Get ya tits out for the lads.
/lad
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:57, archived)
# i did for my 10000th
i won't now, i'm covered in little scars
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
# oooh nice!!
:)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:52, archived)
# tank yu
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# top work that man
EDIT: have you got a bloody phone yet?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:56, archived)
# [watcha!
yes and no. ;?) ]
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Very pretty
I likes :)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# [cheers,
ey up chunders]
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] London olympic medals revealed!
Unfortunately, the recession has resulted in new award levels. Stone, leather and wood will replace the traditional metals.

(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# i like the stone one
but you can't beat a bit of wood.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# there are several stains on my carpet that would beg to differ
or if there's kids reading:

you can if you have a bigger piece.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# ....or
if you put a nail through it!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# ahh, the carpet....
many, many happy memories...
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# heheheh
have a click
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# :)
you win a woo
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# who they?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Terry and June?
AICMFP
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# terryandjune1
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# ah, right.
in that case, it is very well done.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# terryandjune1.gif
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# jpeg?
That would make the compression fairy cry.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# i know, i know
i should have filenamed it, but my brain is on a go-slow today.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# muchos woo
her jacket is impressive.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# simply splendid
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# This is good
:)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# i loved that episode
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)
# 9th August - Jim and Dave do the washng up
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# men? washing dishes?
it'll never catch on.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# *used to do it as a job*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# that's different
that was for pay.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Parents make me do it all the time too
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# easy solution:
move out and buy yourself a dishwasher!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I'm planning on moving out in about a month.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# well, there you go!
dishwasher is your friend.

or, you could go the really lazy route and use paper plates. i sometimes do that the day i go on holiday, so i don't have to wash up before i go!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Thats an awesome idea
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# you can get plastic-coated ones now
so curries and soups need not be a problem!
my mum is a caterer, so i can have as many as i want!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Sonic James Doom - B3ta book of the dead!


Click for bigger (362KB)

List of b3tans who have sent me pics - if your not on here and have sent me a pic - let me know!

big ian
das sheep
dbroon
letum
m3
mediocre
mooglemania
Mstandot
the rhyme minister
walrus man
WebmasterFF(i think thats his b3taname)
Barbarossa
T0ria
Mushybees
Sheehan
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Awesome.
But...
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# i did this one earlier!
:)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha ok then.
It's sick, I like the handprint.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# heheh
:D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# hand print
or poo monster doing the splits.

these are very good... is sending a picture to both you an captain wow cheating :D I want all teh zombie... which is again on my list of things to attempt to do.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
not cheating at all :D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# as the drunk guard said to death row inmate
prepare to be gazzed.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# braces himself!
:)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Do a seamshorse.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# i will i will
also I wont tell you to hold your horses.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Doomed indeed !
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Have you done mooglemania's yet,
I'd like to see that as I work with him. :)

EDIT: Also how rude not to have wooed you, have just been browsing your profile and website and there is some awesomely disturbing stuff there.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# not yet
i will soon :)

edit :thank you sir - both need updating - my blog afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/ is updated most days - but the site isnt :D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I'll have to keep checking back then
and then email it to everyone at work.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# LEICESTER 2 - MK DONALDS 0
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# i'm Rising
but woo! :D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# if i haven't sent you a pic
can you pinch my profile pic and zombify that? i look like hammered shit in one of those photos anyway, it should only take you five minutes! :D

also, this is most woo.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# hahah
i shall give it my worst :D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# *glees*
this pleases me greatly, as zombies are my favourite form of meat by-product ;)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Hahaha nice!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# oicuntoff
is a better 9 letter word.

:D woo!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# youwanker
is also acceptable.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# hah
nicely done!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# She can count ?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# This has taken me a bloody age to do
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# perhaps cut it down and link the full one?
much woo though, very, very much woo!

Edit: Now it will keep everybody happy, the only problem is you cannot read the green text, but you can in the 390k version, so that doesn't matter.

again: WOO
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# ta!
My cut down version was still 340k, and cut out a load of the story, so I'll have to keep it like that.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
# You could try this
make the animation say 140 wide
then insert
width = "280"
into the code



read this for info
www.b3ta.com/board/6654622
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
# ta!
Done and done.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Top of the popular page!
FP next?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *crosses fingers*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *FUCKING* *EPIC*
*cleek*

and, sigourney pants

yes.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Thought the pants would go down well
:)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:16, archived)
# when the pants go down
all is well

or something :D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# That is like so woo.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I'd never seen aliens before.
you might wanna post the first frame as a still and then link, if you're worried about file size.

This is almost too good for b3ta in terms of epic.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Cheers
:D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:19, archived)
# top notch entertainment
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# That's fucking awesome, I don't give a monkeys about the filesize, and I really really hate myself when I say it's
bindun
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# yah but the first one was so small
edit : and it didn't have words
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Bindun?
Buggery. Thanks for saying its good, though
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Foldsfive dun a legendary series of pixelmashes
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=27426

Yours is up there with the best of 'em though :)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Thanks for that
I didn't know about that before I did mine, so please don't think I'm aping his stuff, which is bloody amazing now I've seen it.
Now I'll have to do summat else...
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Ah no way - think there's room in this world for more than one variant on a theme!
Didn't intend to open a can o' worms!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Jolly good!
No one wants the opening of worm cans
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)
# unless of course you're a hungry bird.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Or an eager fisherman.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# SHIT!
That was epic

EDIT: SOMEONE POST A NEW THREAD.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# they did
then they deleted it.

arse badgers. your lovely seams flutered away on a careless wind
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# What a cunt.
Don't worry, I'll post it in the next thread ;)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# just as i was commenting on it as well
:(

I feel the rider would benifit from a joust.. I'm not sure if thats the noun word or the stabby stick used in jousting.. but meh.. :D

i likes it. I ould make one but I just remembered a project i started a bit back then never completed... one day the horses shall be mine.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# DO ONE DO ONE DO ONE
They're so much fun.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# As much as I like being at the top of the board
I've gotta agree with that edit. We need shiny new posts!
EDIT: oh, a new thread happened while I was typing that. Huzzah
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Nooooo I didn't mean to detract from your excellent anim.
I just wanted a chance to post my seamshorse, it would have been derisive posting it here.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Nah, it's fine
An hour without new posts is an odd thing indeed.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# well worth the effort
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Thanks!
I've been working on it since the low budget films compo, on and off.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Me likely long time
clicky clicky no need for a dollah considering I'm british and here it isn't an accepted form of currency.

I especially like the eyes with the acid blod. good work.

:D

now back to the job of head topiary damn shaver running out of battery mid shave.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Awesome
Worth it for teh Quo.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)
# ^ this
nice details :D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Awesome!!
and the size isn't as bad as I thought it would be.
Woo!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# [That's got it covered methinks...
...also: w/y/h/p!]
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# w/y/h/p?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
# [yes, w/y/h/p!
]
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Thankee!
:D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Awesome stuff
big hairy balls to the filesize, who cares when it's something this good
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha brilliant,
seems like there were no other scenes in the film now.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# very nice work
woo!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Xenomorphtastic!

*clicks*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Cheers!
and sorry for nicking your idea!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
# It could be argued that we both just nicked Ridley Scotts idea :)
How long did it take you, by the way? It's ace. I especially love the fact that John Hurt has his name on his shirt.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I've been working on it since the budget films compo,
but I've no idea how many hours and minutes went into it.
How long did yours take?
Oh, and I can never remember the names of John Hurt's characters - he's always John Hurt, whatever film he's in
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Alien was the longest; I think it took me about twenty hours doing the odd hour here and there.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Bloody hell
That's commitment!
Worth it though, all of your stuff's ace
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Likewise.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# very ace!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Not many GIFs are epic
this one is!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I like story time !
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Good god
I applaud your patience, most woo!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)
# re: Olympics, I'm a bit concerned about the Beeb's coverage


I could swear that bringing a tank meant instant disqualification
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
# no, it's a chinese tradition
100 metre human crushing
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# *winces, having seen the pics on the internet way back when*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
# ah good ol' rotten.com
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)
# eek! have you been in my cookies folder? ;-)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# his hand's been in your cookie jar!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# and just like that
Kebab is provided with his next photoshop for his alphabet.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
# and the police have been watching that dude's mother since then
it's even reached the point where they've been doing it so long they joke about doing her shopping for her

lol, china!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)
# *squish*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)
# barry headwound - b3ta book of the dead! :D


Click for bigger (165KB)

List of b3tans who have sent me pics - if your not on here and have sent me a pic - let me know!

big ian
das sheep
dbroon
letum
m3
mediocre
mooglemania
Mstandot
the rhyme minister
walrus man
WebmasterFF(i think thats his b3taname)
Barbarossa
T0ria
Mushybees
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Ah'm deid man!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# mwahahaha
:)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# haha awesome!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# :D
yay!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# These are awwesome :)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# me likey :D
awoooga and other such "hip" athelete tv presenting calls.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)
# hehehe
:) thanks!

i enjoyed your blog btw! :D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# wow!
a readership!

lol.. I'll get round to updating it.. possibly tomorrow.. I keep failing to remember to pic up copies of peoples friend.. tomorrow is grandparents day.. so i shouyld hopefully russle some up :)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
# That's a serious headwound.
When's it going to be my turn?!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# hehe true!
i shall have a go at you next :D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
# oo, that's going to leave a scar
*offers plaster*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Awesome!
*roots*

:D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)
# yay
:)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Resizes and apologises on knees
You now have 10 nudges Photobucket
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Pfft.
Congrats.

Try and remember to keep your images about that size for next time :)

(static images are ideally 50kb or under)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# while you're down there...*unzips*
much better, but it's better to edit...
:) have a click.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# You can use the edit button instead of deleting a thread.
please read the faq, it will tell you everything everyone tells you in this thread, plus more, minus the swearing.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# But there can be inventive swearing:
Nutbollocks
TwatFuck
PloddyBrick
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Yes!
Velcroface.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Fishsticks!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# SOAPY CUMSTREAKS!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# PLASTIC VICAR.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# LESBIAN SEAGULL
credit: Engelbert Humperdinck
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# YOU'RE ONE BIG LONG EYEBROW COW.*
*Me and my mate Dave heard some kids say this once as we were on our way out of a physics class. I still can't really imagine how some lower years came up with it.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# physics pffft
does de widdle ttssattsr know wut happens when one dwops a apple?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Depends if you drop it in to a time helix.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Umm..
DON'T PATRONISE ME YOU DICKLESS CUNT.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# haha! dickless cunt is surely a tautology.
*patronises ttssattsr some more*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Surely there's some trains you need to be looking at right now?
Go do that.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# you'er gunna love my new 'steams' horse :)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# "Put that down or I'll break your nose you fucking prick"
was my favourite from school as it was said by the poshest schoolkid you could imagine.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Haha, off the cuff swearing will never cease to entertain.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Spunktrumpet!
:D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# haha
pfft.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# LOLOL
@PloddyBrick
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Haha, okay here's the low down, noobie.
Thread deleting is much worse than an oversized file. It's a bit rude if people were having a chat in your thread. So in future, pleaaaase use the EDIT button. Other than that, read the FAQ, and WELCOME!

I still rather enjoy your pic.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# he's been here over a year...
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# If he's like me
he signed up ages ago, and only came back recently (I've been here properly for about a year)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# GINGER!!!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Your cock is a chicken!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# haha is it?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Supposedly, but no one's ever seen it, so we can't be sure.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I've seen it.
My mum dad and granny have seen it. no one but me has seen it erect and thus do not know what they are missing out on.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Not much?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# a variety
of inexplicably obtained sexual diseases?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# they are also missing out on so much than just my willy.
which is of a satisfactory size.

I just love my rate cock pics. they make me feel huge!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I signed up, and posted my first picture the following tuesday :)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I did too, but then I buggered off for about 3 years.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# me too, sad isn't it.
christ means I signed up in December. That's a lot later than I thought. :S I lurked accountless for longer than I thought.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Yeah, I'd rather do her with his face, than him with her face too.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Is this Dollar?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Oooh shuddering fuck

also: to the person who deleted their thread a minute ago:

your picture was good but it would have been better if it was around 250kb.

There is an edit button for fixing these things.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# ^this + read the FAQ. It's there so people have no excuse to shout at you.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I've always thought the FAQ should probably be advertised a bit more around the site.
Because people don't read that sort of thing on any other website.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I always do before posting anything.
I learned that the hard way. If I did my homework I wouldn't have a farcebook account.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# who are they?
nicely done though...

where did the naughty person who needs a dose of the faq go?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# nicely

:)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# The one on the left looks startlingly like my cousin.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# next time you see him
tell him he has the face of duncan and the body of Pj.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# duncan what?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# WHATJUSTWRECKTHEMIC
WHATJUSTWRECKTHEMIC
WHATJUSTWRECKTHEMIC,

SYKE!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I've done a few of these
and usually the woman with the man's features looks okay, but the man with woman's features is never appealing. Odd that.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# !
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Arf!
This^

Well good, sir :)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)

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