When the recession got so bad it even started to effect the past a young Queen Victoria had to think of other ways to raise some cash*
*Piss poor attempt at shoe horning latest animation into the current compo...
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*Piss poor attempt at shoe horning latest animation into the current compo...
thanking you
but it is all soiled and covered in vaseline now.. it's going to make me socks well minging the next time I use it.
/extended metaphore blog.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:07,
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/extended metaphore blog.
oooh saucey
it's starting to look like a victorian brothel-cum-dance parlour in here.
Next they'll get their ankles out and it will be the never pits of hell for the lot of us.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:11,
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Next they'll get their ankles out and it will be the never pits of hell for the lot of us.
We get our cut first . . .
we can split it right down the middle . . . 60/50 !
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:12,
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well, you'll have to wait till tomorrow, at least
i'm going for a lie-down. bye all!
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:29,
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You say words that I understand, but in an order that I do not.
Though instain is not a word.
Conclusion: RIS?
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:25,
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Conclusion: RIS?
I thought I was the only sober one here
now I am not alone in my sadness :)
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I cant stop watching
so sad :(
edit : answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070912163334AAvp7nL
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:01,
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edit : answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070912163334AAvp7nL
Hello.
Could somebody explain the whole "shoefingers" thing to me? I don't get it.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:31,
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my guess
is that the toes (in that pic of the woman putting on the shoes) are vaguely finger-like due to a) length, and b) the nails are manicured the same way as her fingers.
IKBA with bar.
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IKBA with bar.
Add an "i"
on the front.
Then it would look like an apple pregnancy test kit.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:28,
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Then it would look like an apple pregnancy test kit.
the u could come up if they were pregnent!
it would be like "U PREGNANT"
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:31,
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or perhaps it could start off as
pregnant?
and if they are the question mark disappears
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:44,
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and if they are the question mark disappears
i would love to see a pregnancy test
that, if you're pregnant, just says "oh, dear."
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:48,
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Lovely
I was looking for something tasty with nice blue veins to put in my mouth tonight.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:22,
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Awwww!
that's the cutest ickle weapon of death I have ever seen... *insert crude penis joke*
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:06,
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Bernie Mac has died
i just found out, not that i liked his work but still sad
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:12,
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5 years and you haven't realised posting a new thread with no picture
usually equals a lambasting.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:17,
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you can have a portion, if you like
*hands over succulently juicy lamb*
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:22,
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would you like
some thyme and rosemary gravy with that?
*waves gravy boat enticingly*
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:32,
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*waves gravy boat enticingly*
I found out earlier
that it is possible to tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. My entire belief system collapsed.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:20,
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Even they have birthdays...
CFB (97kb)
...though maybe not as often
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:09,
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CFB (97kb)
...though maybe not as often
Depends what planet it's from.
If it's Marshian, then yes, less birthdays.
If it's Venetian then no, more birthdays.
/basic physics blog
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:12,
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If it's Venetian then no, more birthdays.
/basic physics blog
Woo!
Thought you said that'd been done in paint for a second...
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:36,
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[haha...that would be a technical marvel ;) ]
[Edit: phew, that was quite some work:
Colours lifted from orignal ;?) ]
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:42,
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Colours lifted from orignal ;?) ]
are you using a laptop with insert above print screen, but on one button?
if you are, try pressing the Fn key and then print screen, it had me stumped for ages on my old laptop :/
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:59,
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same here,
My workmates now like to refer to it at the "Effin' key"
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:02,
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Nope.
It's got PrtSc and SysRq on the same button. What's Fn bud?
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:03,
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this is very nice
i am loving the textural effect.
EDIT: bloody hell, this is my 14000th post!
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:41,
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EDIT: bloody hell, this is my 14000th post!
London olympic medals revealed!
Unfortunately, the recession has resulted in new award levels. Stone, leather and wood will replace the traditional metals.
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there are several stains on my carpet that would beg to differ
or if there's kids reading:
you can if you have a bigger piece.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:14,
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you can if you have a bigger piece.
i know, i know
i should have filenamed it, but my brain is on a go-slow today.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:19,
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well, there you go!
dishwasher is your friend.
or, you could go the really lazy route and use paper plates. i sometimes do that the day i go on holiday, so i don't have to wash up before i go!
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:21,
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or, you could go the really lazy route and use paper plates. i sometimes do that the day i go on holiday, so i don't have to wash up before i go!
you can get plastic-coated ones now
so curries and soups need not be a problem!
my mum is a caterer, so i can have as many as i want!
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:31,
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my mum is a caterer, so i can have as many as i want!
hand print
or poo monster doing the splits.
these are very good... is sending a picture to both you an captain wow cheating :D I want all teh zombie... which is again on my list of things to attempt to do.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:57,
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these are very good... is sending a picture to both you an captain wow cheating :D I want all teh zombie... which is again on my list of things to attempt to do.
as the drunk guard said to death row inmate
prepare to be gazzed.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:17,
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Have you done mooglemania's yet,
I'd like to see that as I work with him. :)
EDIT: Also how rude not to have wooed you, have just been browsing your profile and website and there is some awesomely disturbing stuff there.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:33,
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EDIT: Also how rude not to have wooed you, have just been browsing your profile and website and there is some awesomely disturbing stuff there.
not yet
i will soon :)
edit :thank you sir - both need updating - my blog afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/ is updated most days - but the site isnt :D
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:34,
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edit :thank you sir - both need updating - my blog afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/ is updated most days - but the site isnt :D
I'll have to keep checking back then
and then email it to everyone at work.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:35,
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if i haven't sent you a pic
can you pinch my profile pic and zombify that? i look like hammered shit in one of those photos anyway, it should only take you five minutes! :D
also, this is most woo.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:07,
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also, this is most woo.
*glees*
this pleases me greatly, as zombies are my favourite form of meat by-product ;)
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 17:28,
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perhaps cut it down and link the full one?
much woo though, very, very much woo!
Edit: Now it will keep everybody happy, the only problem is you cannot read the green text, but you can in the 390k version, so that doesn't matter.
again: WOO
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:04,
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Edit: Now it will keep everybody happy, the only problem is you cannot read the green text, but you can in the 390k version, so that doesn't matter.
again: WOO
ta!
My cut down version was still 340k, and cut out a load of the story, so I'll have to keep it like that.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:15,
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You could try this
make the animation say 140 wide
then insert
width = "280"
into the code
read this for info
www.b3ta.com/board/6654622
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:25,
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then insert
width = "280"
into the code
read this for info
www.b3ta.com/board/6654622
I'd never seen aliens before.
you might wanna post the first frame as a still and then link, if you're worried about file size.
This is almost too good for b3ta in terms of epic.
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This is almost too good for b3ta in terms of epic.
That's fucking awesome, I don't give a monkeys about the filesize, and I really really hate myself when I say it's
bindun
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:06,
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yah but the first one was so small
edit : and it didn't have words
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:08,
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Foldsfive dun a legendary series of pixelmashes
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=27426
Yours is up there with the best of 'em though :)
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:19,
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Yours is up there with the best of 'em though :)
Thanks for that
I didn't know about that before I did mine, so please don't think I'm aping his stuff, which is bloody amazing now I've seen it.
Now I'll have to do summat else...
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:25,
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Now I'll have to do summat else...
Ah no way - think there's room in this world for more than one variant on a theme!
Didn't intend to open a can o' worms!
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:27,
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they did
then they deleted it.
arse badgers. your lovely seams flutered away on a careless wind
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:59,
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arse badgers. your lovely seams flutered away on a careless wind
just as i was commenting on it as well
:(
I feel the rider would benifit from a joust.. I'm not sure if thats the noun word or the stabby stick used in jousting.. but meh.. :D
i likes it. I ould make one but I just remembered a project i started a bit back then never completed... one day the horses shall be mine.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:06,
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I feel the rider would benifit from a joust.. I'm not sure if thats the noun word or the stabby stick used in jousting.. but meh.. :D
i likes it. I ould make one but I just remembered a project i started a bit back then never completed... one day the horses shall be mine.
As much as I like being at the top of the board
I've gotta agree with that edit. We need shiny new posts!
EDIT: oh, a new thread happened while I was typing that. Huzzah
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:07,
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EDIT: oh, a new thread happened while I was typing that. Huzzah
Nooooo I didn't mean to detract from your excellent anim.
I just wanted a chance to post my seamshorse, it would have been derisive posting it here.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:11,
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Nah, it's fine
An hour without new posts is an odd thing indeed.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:14,
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Thanks!
I've been working on it since the low budget films compo, on and off.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:17,
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Me likely long time
clicky clicky no need for a dollah considering I'm british and here it isn't an accepted form of currency.
I especially like the eyes with the acid blod. good work.
:D
now back to the job of head topiary damn shaver running out of battery mid shave.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:15,
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I especially like the eyes with the acid blod. good work.
:D
now back to the job of head topiary damn shaver running out of battery mid shave.
Awesome!!
and the size isn't as bad as I thought it would be.
Woo!
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:21,
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Woo!
Awesome stuff
big hairy balls to the filesize, who cares when it's something this good
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:22,
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hahaha brilliant,
seems like there were no other scenes in the film now.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:27,
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It could be argued that we both just nicked Ridley Scotts idea :)
How long did it take you, by the way? It's ace. I especially love the fact that John Hurt has his name on his shirt.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:54,
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I've been working on it since the budget films compo,
but I've no idea how many hours and minutes went into it.
How long did yours take?
Oh, and I can never remember the names of John Hurt's characters - he's always John Hurt, whatever film he's in
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:59,
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How long did yours take?
Oh, and I can never remember the names of John Hurt's characters - he's always John Hurt, whatever film he's in
Alien was the longest; I think it took me about twenty hours doing the odd hour here and there.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:01,
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Bloody hell
That's commitment!
Worth it though, all of your stuff's ace
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 16:03,
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Worth it though, all of your stuff's ace
re: Olympics, I'm a bit concerned about the Beeb's coverage
I could swear that bringing a tank meant instant disqualification
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:55,
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I could swear that bringing a tank meant instant disqualification
and just like that
Kebab is provided with his next photoshop for his alphabet.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:09,
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and the police have been watching that dude's mother since then
it's even reached the point where they've been doing it so long they joke about doing her shopping for her
lol, china!
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:00,
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lol, china!
me likey :D
awoooga and other such "hip" athelete tv presenting calls.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:52,
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wow!
a readership!
lol.. I'll get round to updating it.. possibly tomorrow.. I keep failing to remember to pic up copies of peoples friend.. tomorrow is grandparents day.. so i shouyld hopefully russle some up :)
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:12,
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lol.. I'll get round to updating it.. possibly tomorrow.. I keep failing to remember to pic up copies of peoples friend.. tomorrow is grandparents day.. so i shouyld hopefully russle some up :)
Pfft.
Congrats.
Try and remember to keep your images about that size for next time :)
(static images are ideally 50kb or under)
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:21,
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Try and remember to keep your images about that size for next time :)
(static images are ideally 50kb or under)
while you're down there...*unzips*
much better, but it's better to edit...
:) have a click.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:21,
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:) have a click.
You can use the edit button instead of deleting a thread.
please read the faq, it will tell you everything everyone tells you in this thread, plus more, minus the swearing.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:21,
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But there can be inventive swearing:
Nutbollocks
TwatFuck
PloddyBrick
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:22,
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TwatFuck
PloddyBrick
YOU'RE ONE BIG LONG EYEBROW COW.*
*Me and my mate Dave heard some kids say this once as we were on our way out of a physics class. I still can't really imagine how some lower years came up with it.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:31,
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physics pffft
does de widdle ttssattsr know wut happens when one dwops a apple?
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:32,
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haha! dickless cunt is surely a tautology.
*patronises ttssattsr some more*
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:36,
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Surely there's some trains you need to be looking at right now?
Go do that.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:37,
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"Put that down or I'll break your nose you fucking prick"
was my favourite from school as it was said by the poshest schoolkid you could imagine.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:33,
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Haha, okay here's the low down, noobie.
Thread deleting is much worse than an oversized file. It's a bit rude if people were having a chat in your thread. So in future, pleaaaase use the EDIT button. Other than that, read the FAQ, and WELCOME!
I still rather enjoy your pic.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:22,
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I still rather enjoy your pic.
If he's like me
he signed up ages ago, and only came back recently (I've been here properly for about a year)
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:24,
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I've seen it.
My mum dad and granny have seen it. no one but me has seen it erect and thus do not know what they are missing out on.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:31,
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they are also missing out on so much than just my willy.
which is of a satisfactory size.
I just love my rate cock pics. they make me feel huge!
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:38,
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I just love my rate cock pics. they make me feel huge!
I signed up, and posted my first picture the following tuesday :)
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:25,
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me too, sad isn't it.
christ means I signed up in December. That's a lot later than I thought. :S I lurked accountless for longer than I thought.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:28,
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Yeah, I'd rather do her with his face, than him with her face too.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:15,
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Oooh shuddering fuck
also: to the person who deleted their thread a minute ago:
your picture was good but it would have been better if it was around 250kb.
There is an edit button for fixing these things.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:17,
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also: to the person who deleted their thread a minute ago:
your picture was good but it would have been better if it was around 250kb.
There is an edit button for fixing these things.
^this + read the FAQ. It's there so people have no excuse to shout at you.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:18,
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I've always thought the FAQ should probably be advertised a bit more around the site.
Because people don't read that sort of thing on any other website.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:19,
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I always do before posting anything.
I learned that the hard way. If I did my homework I wouldn't have a farcebook account.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:22,
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who are they?
nicely done though...
where did the naughty person who needs a dose of the faq go?
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:17,
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where did the naughty person who needs a dose of the faq go?
next time you see him
tell him he has the face of duncan and the body of Pj.
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:19,
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WHATJUSTWRECKTHEMIC
WHATJUSTWRECKTHEMIC
WHATJUSTWRECKTHEMIC,
SYKE!
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Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:40,
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WHATJUSTWRECKTHEMIC,
SYKE!
I've done a few of these
and usually the woman with the man's features looks okay, but the man with woman's features is never appealing. Odd that.
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