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#
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# noddegamra?
edit: Is this me? b3ta.com/board/8637700
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# no thats the guy who rips microwaves work off
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# explained here
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# lol my sarcasm fails to translate on the board
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# Hahaha
:)
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# Nice one, Noddegamra!
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# Who is Noddegamra
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#
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# lol... ffs..
*rollseyes*

Nice work Microwave :)
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# noddegamra?.....worp!!
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# *joins in*
noddegamra?
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# Good work, Microwave.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:15, archived)
# 'ningles noddegamra
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# clicks. Lovely work. Very atmospheric
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# Hulk Wogan


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Surely this has been done a million times before??
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Is that a mate of yours?
oh, It's WOGAN!

Needs more scary trouser snake
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Indeedy! does anyone want a free look at w0g/-\n's trouser snake
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)
# LOL 23/m/uk here
u got cam babe?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
#
23/m/uk

Shit I mean 14/f/US
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# killerkitti!! *gropes*
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# *emo arts*
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# :)
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# Going to stop before we get into
stupid b3ta clique politics and end up saying something that gets taken out of context, upsetting people unnecessarily.

TALKING ABOUT BOOBIES!
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# *emo tards*
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# I slip outta my pants just for you ninjawogan
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)
# LoL babe u r HAWT!!!!!!111!
Can you put on your cape and wizard hat?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *freezes in the middle of prancing around, pretending to be Harry Potter*
Oh. :(

*gives back to w0g/-\n*
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# You know what I charge for this stuff dicko....
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I cast lvl3 eroticism turn you into a really beautiful woman.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Well he shouldn't have taken the steroids then!
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# I've never taken steroids, so explain *my* tiny cock!
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# Could be your love of miniture poultry.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Crunchy McNuggets :D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# well that makes up for the small cock then:P
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#
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# Aahaha!!
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# FUCK YES
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# YES!
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# *Clears throat*...
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# Mines better than that!!!
Look at the size of your ones head!!!!
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# Nice try
but no:P
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# At least i picked a picture
With a tan to match the skin? And where's the hat??
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# This is photshop
You can put the tan on later:P

Your one's hat appears to be trying to sqeeze his cranium in!
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# What
is photoshop??
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# It's a shop where you buy photos
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# It's a kind of shrew.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# but I'd bet his englandish is better than you'res!!
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# You've both done it wrong, anyway!
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# Gene Wilder?
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# LOL HAHA
:D
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# actual, proper roffle :D
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# *mines*
*mops brow*
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# *Adds own attempt*

(I said 100th repeat when I did it too)
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# I endorse this glorious image of myself!
I hereby award you this small teapot:
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# Hahaha
*ignores deleting twunt bucket*
Not you, him b3ta.com/board/8645043#post8645066
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# in an odd twist of events

here's some people i know as hulk hogan and his (soon to be ex-)wife linda
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# So it's an in-joke featuring friends?
:P
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# done for another website - never posted here
i just thought it might be interesting to see his reaction
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# What was it?
(his reaction)


EDIT: Damn ...work..laters.
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# enjoy
disturbed
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# The NZ womens footie team goalie is called 'Bindun'
Unfortunately I can't find a pic of her for this purpose
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# You're the one that I want...
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# I'd do er!
EDIT: I think Polygrip is the word!

Threaddeletingcockforbrainedhomophobegimptard
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# like treacle lightning?
outstanding stuff!



Edit: fucking thread deleting trolls... outta be a law....
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Still would.
oh yes and that image could obviously benifit from wogan.
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# lol
k3b/-\b?
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# k3b/-\b is a whinging, annoying antipodiean
Where as I am a culturally refined presenter of such classic shows as Eurovision.
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# antipodiean?
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# Oh deary me Terrence.
what ever is the matter with the fucking thread deleting trolls?
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# Morning Ninj!
How's you? I was almost an hour late for work this morning and nobody noticed! I must be very important. Arf!
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# :D
i was late for work today aswell..
nobody cared/knew who i was
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# i was on time. but none of my students offered me a bj.
:(
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# That only happens to me maybe once or twice a week :(
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# Mornin' Moley!
I noticed, didn't you see me sobbing by the water cooler?
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# Was that you? Have you done something different with your hair?
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# Yes mate,
...it's gone!!
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# WOO YAY
also - where did sexy fast speaking freaky Dixon go ... I was enjoying trying to understand what he was saying.

also NING
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# Something about me being a happy nonsense :D
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# NEVER FEAR w0g/-\n IS HERE!!!
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# ooh, ooh, ooooh hummus.
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# 'ning all!
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# arf!
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# pffft
Bad man.
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# But they all look the same except for 1!
Hahaha & woo all the same!
:P
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# Ha!
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# HaHaHa!
:s
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# Hahaha!
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# needs moar wogan.
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# But it looks like they've had silmilar ones.


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#
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# O_o
There certainly is.
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# haha bad bad man :D
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# hahahahahahahahahahaha
:D'
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# hhahahahahhaahahha! brilliant!
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# hahaha
brilliant but the laughter isn't helping my back pain!
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# Here is Willis and Scatman.....


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They were trying to put some film up on a window at work, to stop the sun from dazzling everyone!! They made 'a right fine mess' ha ha ha!! Enjoy
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# hahaha
who are these 2 interesting people !?
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#
Laurel and Hardy were the popular American-based comedy team of thin, British-born Stan Laurel (1890-1965) and heavy, American-born Oliver Hardy (1892-1957)
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# A couple of lads from work
I appreciate its more of an in joke but it was more the fact i had made two randoms into Laurel and Hardy
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# They're not randoms, they are "a couple of lads from work"
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# well said Mr Bawls
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# Could be a couple of randoms from work.
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# Willis and Scatman!
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# If I answer you honestly
will you promise to be good today?
:P
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# These mates of yours or summat?
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# Yeah
As said above, i know its more of an in-joke, but appreciate the MS Paint artwork!!
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# No thanks, it's shit.
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# your shit.
FACT
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#
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# i still love that
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# congratulations to you both
*hugs*
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# thanks honey!
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# Me too :D
edit: *reads sig* Oh! Congratulations!!! :D Ace news! Makes me happy and sad at the same time, cos mine doesn't want to :(
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# aw... :( maybe give it more time..
but thanks! if your around in the country end of next sept there may be reception invites..
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# I am around end of September/beginning October - you going to the Derby bash?
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# I'm really pissed off!
Due to my brother and sister in law selfishly ending their marriage I've got no where to stay in Derby at the moment.
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# Oh noes! A broke marriages! :(
I'm sure Jessie & Prof can find 2m² floorspace :)
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# Yeah, 'tis a shame :(
Could have held on a couple more months though, the bastards.

I'll sort summat out. They still own the Derby house (and the new people within) so I could possibly wrangle some floorspace.
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# ooh i meant next year! far too soon for this year.
oooh i might be around for that - we'll have just got back from holiday but i might come up - might even bring the nearly missus!
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# That'd be more than ace :)
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# and I hope you have a good day too
....
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# hahaha sometimes I love you :)
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# Crikey, you love me sometimes and we don't have sex - that means we must be practically married!
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# they look vaguely familar !?
.
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# Which one are you then, Willis or Scatman?
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# as if !!! haha
.
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# Scatman it is then.
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# you wish !
.
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# Like fat members of McFly
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# McWalkveryslowly?
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# Wattsy!
Haha! Look what you did to Wills! And Scatman! Look at the state of them both!

Haha! Nice one, Wattsy! You are such a card!
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# oh wattsy
you crack me up ! i didnt even realise that was willis for a second then !! lol
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# :D


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# What will Wills and Scatman get up to next?
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# Who knows? That pair are just so damned wacky!
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# Most hate the random pictures I produce...
But secretly a lot of you love them and are hanging on the next installment...
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# yawn
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# exactly what i thought
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# Am I minging?

'ning all
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# Yes
Edit: Ning!
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# HARPOON THAT WHALE!!!
Ooo what's the on my keyboard? Ooo my breakfast.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:14, archived)
# LOL!!
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Fantastic! :D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Hahaha
As much as I didn't need to see that..... I couldn't have done without it!

WOo!
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# The best bit about this is the fact it's so topical!
Also: Hahaha!
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# Pffft
I just thought we're now far enough away from the event now for humour to be acceptable.
Had I done it at the time, the horror would have still been in people's minds. It would have been insensitive.
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# You're right! Which is why now is the time to ask:
Jade - Given the chance, would you?

C'mon gents (and ladies too) - be honest...
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# Why?
Is Ming the Merciless in the BB house? Dammit people why am I always the last one to know?!
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# heheh
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# WTF
This is shit ! lol
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# Have you stopped trolling now?
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# whats a troll ?!
.
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# :P
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# add deleting cunt to the list!
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# Holy moly
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# HAAAAAAAAAAA
rrggggggggh!
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# ..

/morning all
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#
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# hahahahahah! I've not seen that cartoon in years......
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# Oh I was wrong
You can polish a turd!

'ningles matey.
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# Ahahahaha!
That is scary!
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# Sexy time!
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# Nings and ting
Day off. Woo!
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# Hahaha!
Nicely done
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# Oh dear god!
I'm so sorry! i just got it. Far too subtle for me.

Woo!
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# If I were OK Go, I'd be worried...
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# I'm not sure I get this, but
woo
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# Nice but I don't get it.
Why Doug? Why Isaac Hayes, come to that?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:13, archived)
# D'oh!
Now I get it.
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# Hahahaha
He was a silly man, taking his stress out in a gym. Not a good thing to d.
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# To e is better.

Any excuse
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# i dont get it but i've been addicted to that song
so woo.
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# Good Morning Chaps and Chap-esses



---------------------------------------
+ It seems my pixel art is getting confused with that of Microwave's. He has an absolutely wonderful style (better than mine infact), but alas this is my own "work".
I've been doing "pixel art" for years, and he definately inspired me to refine it with this particular style. I still don't think I've got it completely right though...
Anyway, thanks to Microwave, and I hope this clears up a few things with people thinking I've stolen his work or something.. :'-(
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# good morning to you sir
cracking pipe :D
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#
ing
/obvious blog
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# I think
with a gentleman of that calibre, it could only be opium..
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# Hmm..
...I had a peek at what he is smoking and it appears to be twiglets.
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# Sorry to TJ microwave
But has anyone heard from trellis?
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# nope
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# Dammit!
I demand new b3tards now*!



*or kibble.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Can't Waspbox reproduce asexually
via the process of mitosis?
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# i quite fancy a sausage butty
/missed breakfast blog
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# You cou skip the whole missed breakfast thing
by having brekkie!

I hope the lully Ms. Trelly is progressing nicely.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# ah yes..
Twiglets, the downfall of many a Victorian gentleman..
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# NING BOARD (again)
* God how I miss you all!

(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Sorry
Who are you?

EDIT: I don't know about missed you all. That looks like a direct hit!
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# Hahaha - You Loon!
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# please come back wobbly! I promise I can change! I'll go down on you for an hour a day
cook you dinner....
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# Dinner you say...

* I am so going to get caught out soon
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# microwave! why the name change?
i love your stuff.
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# If what you say is true
I like your style very much, please post more.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Connection always drops
or I get a "hardware error"

I hate my sex life
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:01, archived)
# at least you have one.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:11, archived)
# What ho!
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# ding dong!
'ningles microwave.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Waffles or cereal for brekkie?
No contest really.

Yummy yummy waffles.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:00, archived)
# It's Wednesday
Eat your spoons man!
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# ... and your pants!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:10, archived)
# silly mcrowave
I'm not wearing any!


/flops on keyboard blog.
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# Look! Typing with no hands!
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# THat's the slippery slope to becoming a dictator!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)
# THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
I CALL A DEATH FIGHT.
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# I say, good show, old chap. 'Ningles to you and your kin!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:00, archived)
# And a 'ning to you, good sir!
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# 'nings NB!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Cool!
I hate the term 'pixel art'.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:04, archived)
# why?
It's got to sound better than "art with pixel exposure" or something like that? :P
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# YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET. EVERYTHING IS PIXELS.
Just because some people opt for the jagged, aliased, look doesn't make it any different. I call my stuff: shit I did in Paint.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Hmmm...
... I LOVE IT! :D

"shit I did in paint". Perfect XD
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:14, archived)
# See my profile for shit.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)
# WOW!
That's amazing! (and huge - I had to view background image or download it to zoom accordingly to see the whole thing).

You are very talented! I love your work! :)
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# That's what happens when I spew my brain into Paint :(
You certainly have a talent yourself.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# OH if I was a dishonist personage
I'd suggest that you find a torrent for Flash 8 keygen.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:07, archived)
# A whole TORRENT for a tiny little Keygen?
Perhaps I will when the trial is up. Depends how pissed off I get with it. I've been trying to animate but it wont let me tween what I want to.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Or limewire
But tthat's illegal and I'd never suggest such a thing.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I'd never use Limewire. Seriously, that's where being lame comes from!
I'll troll the net for a keygen sometime :)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:20, archived)
# I was gonna mention the tesco's value microwave I bought.
but I wont be rude.
Good morning Noddegamra!

:P
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:06, archived)
# :o
Is that a subtle way of telling me my stuff is of "tesco value" in comparisson to the mighty Microwave? :P
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:09, archived)
# That would just be rude!
I said I wouldn't mention it so I wont.
Your stuff is great!
:D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:11, archived)
# aww
thankyou :)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I got one of those too!
How's your cancer?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Much better now I got rid of it!
:)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Did I just totally put my foot in it there?
Sorry.

And well done!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Hahahaa no
you're safe.
:D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Phew!
I'll carry on making fun of terrible diseases then.

AIDSLOL!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)
# \o/
:D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# ooooooh pipe!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:11, archived)
# well, they're both shit so yeah, i see your point
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Not sure why they would.
You have a different line to my eye.
And I shall keep mine on you. Woo.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:13, archived)
# moaning board...
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:18, archived)
# Haha
can't be done!

'ningles and 'ningles b3ta, 'ningles toats and marmite. I could eat you all up! Not you b3ta.

nomnomnomnomnomonomnom.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:30, archived)
# it's a manatee with fricking lasers!!!!!!
:D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:31, archived)
# I've been listening to too much zapp + roger lately
Yes, it's possible.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:34, archived)
# Yays!
Now an invisible seal behind a wall!:P

/frikkin' lazers blog
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Perhaps some other time.
[/;-D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:10, archived)
# heh.
i used to work for a guy whose nickname was the manatee. he couldn't shoot lasers but he did leave all the chairs he sat in rather damp, which is more disconcerting.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:08, archived)
# 'ning!


'ningles all!
:)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:47, archived)
# When I see that
I think pussy with a pussy.:P
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:48, archived)
# haha
A couple of pies off a cameltoe!
:D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Now you're sounding like Ginsters:P
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I wouldn't be suprised if they did that!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# hahaha
*hates too*

AND YOUR NUMBER IS STILL WRONG

(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Ahahaha YES!
*blushes*
:D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:07, archived)
# hahahahah!
'nings there XL
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:11, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:14, archived)
# ah, I missed that! *note to self - scroll down!*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I think you got in there first.
*steals note*
*changes it a bit*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# hahahha! Such amazing strength!
'ningles to everyone and everything on this bright wednesday morn'
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:26, archived)
# Yup
We survived another Tuesday, all is well.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:27, archived)
# 'ning there Mr Ghost
yup, just hoping there is no tuesday runoff with thte return of the trolls.....
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:29, archived)
# riverghost is the biggest troll here
It's lucky I don't ban his ass.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:30, archived)
# why, what did his ass do?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Just look at him.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:33, archived)
# my doctor warned me against anything like that.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:36, archived)
# you should totally ban him.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:34, archived)
# b&.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:44, archived)
# It's the Summer holiday.
Get used to it:P
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:41, archived)
# bah, I'll just go hide :D
*jangles a set keys to the bunker*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:45, archived)
# DON'T!
You'll wake the kittens!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:45, archived)
# *takes off shoes and tip-toes through the sleeping kittens*
"Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm huntin' twolls!"
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:49, archived)
# damn you and your key jangling ways!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:51, archived)
# sshhhhh!
if you're going to shout, shout quietly!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:54, archived)
# I'm not shouting
I'm whispering extrememly loudly.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:57, archived)
# 'ningles matey!
What a lully morn!
:D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:12, archived)
# poor kitty on the right..
"how did i get here?"

+nings all
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:28, archived)
# aawww!
this would make the olympics far more tolerable.

ning all

(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:38, archived)
# man i hate the limpics.
every sport needs to be combined with snipers or giant hungry crocodiles.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:58, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:05, archived)
# haha!
took me a while
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:16, archived)
# hehe
....
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:18, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:38, archived)
# I just installed a trial of FLASH PRO 8 (I can't find a working serial) :(


EXPECT MORE INANE GARBAGE.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:46, archived)
# Expect it? Sir, I demand it!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:54, archived)
# DON'T MIND IF I DO
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:55, archived)
# I WILL.
I AM LEARNING HOW TO: TWEEN.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:02, archived)
# NONCE
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:14, archived)
# OH GODDAMNIT, GRONKPAN.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:17, archived)
# no
GRONKPAN. FREEBASE GUY
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:19, archived)
# He's a mod.
A MOD.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:19, archived)
# B&
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:29, archived)
# Inane garbage on b3ta?
Surely you jest, sahr?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:56, archived)
# Ah aaaaaaah!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:25, archived)
# flash is fucking easy.
i mastered it in twelve seconds.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:45, archived)
# A good trenchcoat is really fucking expensive.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:46, archived)
# not if you murder an old guy and swipe his.
i bet the old people in my neighbourhood have all sorts of good stuff. i should start killing them now and taking what i want.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:56, archived)
# I bet you did you saucy minx!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:00, archived)
# you saw the result below. i am flashmaster!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:06, archived)
# *does flash dance*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Alpaka Law!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:44, archived)
# NING!

* Morning all - it has been a while...
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:45, archived)
# WOBBLY BITS :)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:19, archived)
# where have you been?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:27, archived)
# I changed my desk at work and everyone can see me...
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:47, archived)
# WOO
 

 
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:48, archived)
# I think I might get a hitler hairdo.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:15, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:42, archived)
# alpaca sandwich.
probably be hungry later.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:46, archived)
# 13th August - Crumpets


Keep sending me suggestions :)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:06, archived)
# *drools*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:08, archived)
# *crumpets*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:08, archived)
# *self-butters*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:10, archived)
# woah.
too much butter.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:15, archived)
# will it butter.. other things?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:19, archived)
# like
muffins?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:38, archived)
# Instant Powdered Toats?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:40, archived)
#
 

 
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:41, archived)
# anyone like any toast?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:40, archived)
# how about a muffin?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:49, archived)
# Waffle?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:50, archived)
# HOWDLY-DOODLY-DOO!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:53, archived)
# SCONES OR I DESTROY YOUR PLANET.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:08, archived)
# What?
Like Welsh Boarder Guards?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:26, archived)
[challenge entry] hey everbody! i made a flash game!


per rob's entreaty on the front page, i made a flash game in hopes of winning £5k. vote for my entry, please - click here to see my effort!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# I keep forgetting this site has a front page.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# i don't check it often, but sometimes it pays to see what is what.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:32, archived)
# I used to read the newsletter every week but I've lost track of that, too.
 
I JUST COME HERE TO SHOUT AND OCCASIONALLY INTIMIDATE THE TALK BOARD
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:34, archived)
# i used to read it too.
back when i got emails pestering me to sign up for it i read it for a few months. i don't delete the emails, though.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:36, archived)
# i pray for your win.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# thanks!
man, learning flash was easy. i don't know why people go on and on about how tough it is.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:33, archived)
# HOLY INTERACTIVE SHIT.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:26, archived)
# I also don't have socks on. Does this mean I win or what?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)
# only if you solve the math problem.
and don't get eaten by the fish.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Well bathe me in rancid piss and call me Juliette. I lost.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:36, archived)
# you forfeit all your electricity to me for one year starting now.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:42, archived)
# Even my 'special' electrixxxity?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:47, archived)
# IT'S ALL MINE NOW.
ZAP!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:54, archived)
# my, that is a flash game
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)
# tim ferris plays a flash game with his neighbor hood kids.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:28, archived)
# fuckin' a, dude.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)
# smiles.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:30, archived)
# o hai cat. please to avoid the deep sea feesh.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:34, archived)
# FEEEEEEESH!
 

 
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:37, archived)
# ahhhhahahh!
 
WUNDERBAR
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:31, archived)
# two replies in one thread!
you must have landed on the magic space.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:43, archived)
# MY COMPUTER ISN'T COMPATIBLE.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:44, archived)
# COMPATIBILITY IS ASSURED. I AM A GAME PROGRAMMER.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:49, archived)
# NEEDS MORE CANDYLAND
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:51, archived)
# NEEDS MOAR CANDYASS.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:55, archived)
# ROOTIN', TOOTIN', COW-POKING CANDYASS.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:00, archived)
# NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH: ASSCANDY.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:11, archived)
# ASSCANDY: IT'S NOT FOR KIDS
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:12, archived)
# OR IS IT?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:18, archived)
# The maths problem is eeeeeasy!
The answer is zebra.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:43, archived)
# yeah, but you missed the rope around its leg and now you've been eaten by the lurking stinkosaurus.
play again.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:50, archived)
# No I did carry the one/
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:04, archived)
# you didn't carry it with your knees, though.
rules are rules.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
I wish you all the best!
:D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:50, archived)
# thanks!
i'm going to buy a whole bunch of hookers and gold medals with my winnings.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:02, archived)
# :D
Will you rent me two for a night?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:10, archived)
# sure thing!
each medal costs $750 per night.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Do you need lube for them?
Is that extra?
Can you put 5 medals on one string and do me a deal?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# me too
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:12, archived)
# haha!
i knew there would be other pisstakes on this flash thingummy. good stuff!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:20, archived)
# How to 'peel' an egg without peeling!
I am sure many of you have been waiting for this simple instruction in how to peel a hard boiled egg without actually peeling it. Tim Ferris, a time management guru, shows you how to take seconds off your egg preparation time

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN2gYHJNT3Y
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 5:55, archived)
# tim ferris is a fucking faggot ass motherfucking homogay asscock buttweiner who can suck my motherfucking dick.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 5:57, archived)
# that assmunching cathlic bitch can suck the shit out of my cunt while i skull fuck his ballsack into his buttsack like the bitch that he is and always will be.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:04, archived)
# Preach on sister
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:06, archived)
# he fucks kids.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:28, archived)
# tim ferris ties coarse string around his balls and whistles a sad tune
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:05, archived)
# as featured on youtube.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:09, archived)
# "How to peel a twat's sack w/o peeling it."
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:11, archived)
# LOL I have to try that some day.
Its probably harder than it looks. Has anyone tried it?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Just cos. i-cide thought it was a funny caption
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 5:11, archived)
# Makes a great water plume though.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 5:13, archived)
# rad!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 5:32, archived)
# yeah!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 5:19, archived)
# motha fucka!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 5:33, archived)
# I've totally got everything on adblock now.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 5:26, archived)
# oh yeah!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 5:33, archived)
# wow
cool
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 5:44, archived)
# c4 in a sub? china sub?
bad ideas, both.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:45, archived)

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