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[challenge entry] not so busy now are you, you cunts
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# hpc
not a member of housepricecrash per chance are we ;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# These are not the overpriced houses you are looking for
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Tarantino had a tendancy to use prolonged subliminal messages
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Would this count for a compo?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# hehe
Bluescreen technology is outdated...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Japs eh?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# toapage
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Guess I'll repost this again, despite tenuosity ...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] "Look alive Lucas, you c*nt!"
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# silly george
camera is pointing the wrong way

not get back on that old rope stall
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# he looks like an advert for being an American
"that's right Mexicans - you too could look like this, look at his jeans, look at his boots, avoid looking at his neck.chin thing..."
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Fat necked, CG loving sellout.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# "... I've got this great idea for a film where I get 50% of the income from T Shirts
and world wide merchandising rights..!"

"ohkaaay... what's the film about George?"

"... that doesn't matter - it's going to have CGI and cute creatures aimed at the kiddies and there'll be computer games and lunch boxes... come on - get behind this - get excited!! I INVENTED STEVEN SPIELBERG"
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# So very true, and such a waste of a franchise.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# with his current track record, I am really worried about the new Star Wars live action TV series.....
:(
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I know -- although Force Unleashed looks good...
so perhaps there's hope...

also - the Star Wars Christmas Specials were always so very very good and so high quality - the franchise was made for the small screen.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Nicholas Lyndhurst is playing Obi-Wan
and Ross Kemp is Palpatine.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Ross Kemp as pixel
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I was going to write that, but was afraid of ris.
I love Nathan Barley.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# :D
Barley is totally fucking mexico
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Peace and fucking....
believe.

;)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# this^
TFU looks well good, well the demo was fun
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# hahah, yeah.... :D
I heard that Force Unleashed wasn't as good as it was originally cracked up to be... I might have to download the demo at some point, but in all honesty, I really can't be bothered...

I think some of the weekend will be Shadow of Chernobyl - Clear Skies time :D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Tenuous BBC news headline euphemism time!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I was going to yell at you
But as you've actually put effort and shopped it, I'll let you off.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I AM GOING TO YELL AT YOU
FOR NO GOOD REASON AT ALL!!

:)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# LOUD NOISES
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I killed a man with a tridant
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# i love lamp
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER THE COAST OF YEMEN?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Hahahaa
First thing I thought when I saw the headline too....well done!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# POOLITICS!!!
HAHAHHA!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# he looks like a cheerful chap
make him minister for FUN!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Sadly bindun this morning
bit Poolitics made me chuckle uncontrollably.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Bindun
twas I
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Also
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Why thank you
Shame I couldn't think of anything truly funny to post for it eh!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Brummmmmmmmm

My first one of these. . .
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Hammy?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# He's driving away from a waterfall
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# oooh

I say! Topping wheeze!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Gotta ba a hard top
with a big trunk.

Wooyay!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# haha :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew it!
Free Image Hosting
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Being responsible housewives...
..they had at least made sure to get proper insurance.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Julie Goodyear! PHWOAR!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Not even.
It's 3 talentless Aussie chicks miming a REALLY ANNOYING jingle
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# pfft.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I HATE that advert. Especially the version where there that guy from neighbours is in the crowd
as everyone feels the need to point him out when the ad came on.

And I m certain there is a special place in hell resereved for the fecker who created teh Moonpig Cards advert
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# never seen the ad
but It looks a lot like Julie Goodyear...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Over the cliff with them!
Woo =]
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# would would would would would
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# "Show what is happening out of shot or in the next room."
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# oh noes. Someone didn't read the compo brief properly.
and on a movie challenge. been any of the forbidden posters yet?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# how do you spell
pedant?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# this will all end in smudged mascara.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# tee hee.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# For a 29 year old,
is it wrong to find the sheilas wheels chicks kinda hot in a 'its your MOM, dude!' kinda way?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# nup
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] it worked better in m'head
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Bwill
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Watch out for that finger!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Winner!!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Haha
Top stuff!
edit: This compo is brilliant
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Ha ha!
"Nonce Street" !
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# hahahhahahahahah!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# hahahaha!!
ace!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# hahahaha
Ace!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# hah
but how'd he put it on without unwrapping the box?

Just Wondering in Bush Amerika
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# ^ this ^
The Sun is right. He is an evil genius. With freakishly long arms.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha
top addressing!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Like Kevin.... i'm sorry.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Bollocks I was thinking of this...
but with more cdc!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Spang?!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# "Most punners don't rip your arms off when you try to spang them..."
Woo
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# page 11
It's "their" not "there"...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Have you got your card Princess? I'll take the reward now...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# haha :)

nice
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# hehehehehhe!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# excellent
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# aceness!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha ha!
Not worth it's own thread, this one, so...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# aceness
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# haha, nice :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
#


edit: fixed
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# hahaha
i hope it's all animated and makes swooshing noises.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Red Clive standing by
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# AAAAAAAA

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# haaaaaahaha! :D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# best. picture. ever.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Pinot Grigot, standing by.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# schnapp!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# MEDALS!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
#
More brave pilots would have survived with that strategy.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# *Clicks*
Another Pea!

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(likes)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Pffft
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# "You either surf or you fight, soldier."
"But I don't want to surf out there."
"Why not? It's got a blue flag award."

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Bognor FTW!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hahahaha!!
god i hated that film.
HATE!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ^this with huge fucking bells on.....
that bloody george lucas and his CGI money making machine....

CGI MONKEYS?!?!?!?!?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# not to mention feckin' gophers!!
and the CGI wasn't even that good!
let alone the shit story and the fact a bunch of usually excellent actors couldn't rise above their shit dialogue
*pants*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# yes, yes and YES
just thinking about that movie get me so bloody angry!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Arf!
Pea from aaaaaaaaaages ago



God that's rubbish! I'm no genius but I like to think I've come on a bit since that standard...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# the batteries!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# toots little horn *parp


(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# ;)
As the indy trilogy is my 2nd fave (just after BTTF actually) set of films ever, I'm not sure i want to see indy 4 for fear that it'll 'do a matrix' :(
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# don't do it!!
*tackles*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# it's ok...but not a patch on the others
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Scary...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# it bloody is
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# cos the bloke on the right.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# is disturbing
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# ..ly dressed as a...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# ...nne Frank...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Nun with a large rip in her...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# lol
"Say it, BITCH!"
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# It's a shame he'll be remembered for the domestic abuse and not his talents.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# haha!
'next on BBc three puppeteers and the puppets that abuse them'
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# move?
where you moving to?
why does the fun end?!
DON'T LEAVE US!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Corporate cocks.
My company has been taken over by a bigger company, with an IT Department who aren't my mates, and a strict internet policy = no b3ta (apart from perhaps the occasional visit during the GayShift, which doesn't count).

*sads*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# NNNOOOOOO!!!
bastards!

well i may see you in the evenings then..
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# This is ashley a lot more clevererer than it looks. And I like it.
So I thought I'd share it:



CFB
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# PAEDO TREE!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# noooooooo!
temporal rift imminent!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Collision!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# YOU DEVIDED BY ZERO!!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Is it the pro-climate change campaign's answer to An Inconvenient Truth?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I know that place
just outside Geneva
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Aha!
The world being sucked into the LHC!

aicmfp
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# if you ask me
I still think it's the best way to go. Four years of complete anarchy FTW. Plus: you get too see a black hole from the inside.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# sorry
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# chemistry rofl
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I've got a Fermi.
Woo
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# oh deary me! :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)

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