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[challenge entry] I heard the director really pushed Van Damme to his limits...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Ha ha, he's not the only one.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:23, archived)
# 1 meg of NSFWiness


/Not that bad if you don't mind a little poo... well a little cup of poo.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:35, archived)
# must of been fun to make
no wonder you're fapping.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)
# So much fun I went back for the music!
Equally NSFW www.youtube.com/watch?v=trVYqripmoI
The amount of refreshes....
:S
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# mmmmmmmm, scat.
I prefered it when it was only an improvised form of jazz singing.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Hehe! Me too
The things we do to make pictures.....
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:59, archived)
# could be worse
you could be the brazilian director...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Ahhaha
Nicely!

wierdly took me a while aswell :S
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# great stuff :)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Twister Champion!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Quality!

stolen from the office of micto and adapted. ;)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha, what the fuck.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:55, archived)
# That's
happened to me before*

*may not be true
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:05, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:15, archived)
# I have seen too many things recently
that either involve sentient penii or extremely huge ones.

...in one case which it was used as a gun.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:17, archived)
# For fighting and for fun?
Mr Kubrick wouldn't approve.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:21, archived)
# well he can jolly well take it up with the owner then
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:23, archived)
# WHAAAAAAAAAAAT???
where's that from?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:27, archived)
# a lovely little japanese film called Tokyo Gore Police
I saw it at Frightfest this year.. it is amazingly awesome on a massive cinema screen... don't think it's got a release here yet also not sure whether it would get through uncut if it was released. but if you like the mental it's well worth seeing.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I am rather fond of the mental.
Have you seen the Calamari Wrestler or Executive Koala?
I'm on the lookout for his third film Rug Cop atm, it's out on dvd but not with english subs yet.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# I have heard of all of them apart from rug cop
but yet to see them.

i think Wossy mentioned them on one of his japanese praising shows..
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Hmmm.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:34, archived)
# really getting into it and busting out bits and bridles, with three or four of them neighing
sounds like my sort of party.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:39, archived)
# hahaha!
that's top
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:38, archived)
# ...noice...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Ahahaha
Very nicely done!

*click*
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Hahaha :D
That is excellent!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Fucking genius
Woo.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
# NSFW
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Did you make this?
It's awesome if you did.

*click*
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I did indeed
but I used a mosaic generator rather than stitching hundreds of porn images together in photoshop.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Ah.
Well, i still like it :)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# for added wrongness
please refer to my Gary Glitter from years ago. :)


(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# WRONG
WRONG
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
WRONG!

by which (of course) i mean - HA!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Ahahahah
:D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# So you didn't do it then? An algorithm did. I'm going to go filter some stuff.
brb
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I'll ignore that point
seeing as you didn't make it - the pixels did. Don't be a fucking moron. It's about having an idea and getting it done so that others can see it. So I used a computer programme to make an image...welcome to b3ta.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Well do accept my apology. Obviously a shit tonne of skill went into this.
I guess I'll post a motivational image then. I mean your argument holds solid for them too.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:39, archived)
#
Motivational images can be funny. It depends on the joke.
I'm not saying that it involved a large amount of skill, I'm simply dissagreeing with you when you say that I didn't make it. My point is that we all use tools for creating a finished product. Does a painter hand over the authorship of a painting to a brush? Sure he controls the brush, but he doesn't control the actual mavements of the hairs, only the generalised sweep. Did gravity make Jackson Pollock's paintings rather than him? No.
I'm not for a minute putting myself next to these people (I'm not a complete twat) - but the principle is the same. Yves Klein was an artist for a reason.

My point is - I had the idea to create the image a Jesus made out of porn. I used the mosaic generator. The image I wanted was made. Just because I didn't go through and arrange every picture myself does not mean that the intention and authorship become void.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Well, a more constructive point might be that
The more diverse the base set of images fed to the mosaic generator, the smoother the output.

It seems to use mostly the background of the porn, I guess because the women are all flesh coloured..

It might be more interesting with just parts of bodies? Just a suggestion...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:44, archived)
# hahaha
almost as good as the George Bush one
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)
# supoib :)
have a timmy mallett made out of /board posts in return :)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Wow!
Now THAT'S supoib! :D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Cfb?
Woo to these!

Except the Glitter one!
:C
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:43, archived)
# dunno where the big version is right now
'tis an image from about 2 computers ago :(
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Bloody good idea though.
Maybe something we could do in the bunk3r.
:D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)
# WOW!...
...JESUSCHICKS is amazing!...:)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Boing.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Still would.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# hmm...
the one on the right looks a bit like christofer walken
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# the one on the left
Chezney Hawks?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Ahahahahahahaha
it fucking does!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# chesney hawkes \o/
did you know he released a "best of..." album a couple of years back?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I hope it was
Track 1 - The One and Only.

Track 2 - The sound of my skull cracking and shards of bone digging into my brain.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)
# *goes to search*...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Don't worry
i've found his corpse already, it can't get much worse, don't bother trying.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Creepy.
It's like something off the ...

Oh wait.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# ha :)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# would would would would
;)

nice work
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Nicely!
and would.


both of them.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Yeah that's what i meant alright.
*shifty eyeses*
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)
# ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!.....
.........................................SCULLY!!!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:20, archived)
# 'Ning board
I'm making a stuffed toy zombie (or plushie, as our Yank friends tend to say).

Which head should he have?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Heh
Should have seen that one coming.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I'd like the first one, but with more exposed brain please, Bob.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Yeah, I was thinking of doing the open brain thing regardless of head shape.
Maybe put it on a string so it can pop out.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Number 1 please, Cilla
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I'll have a "P" please Bob
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Stuffed zombie haddock,
yase.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# One
from the top, and the rest from the bottom please, Carol.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)
# definitely the second one...
...with red eyes...dripping blood!....:)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Not going anywhere in 60 secs...


In other news - 'noon all :)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Mayday (300)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] noons all


Smaller version prob better - sorry

(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I think the real sound that it'd make would be a jolly good
DONK!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] so ametureish that i cant spell it
but ti,s made me late for the birds harse so
I shall have to post it
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Reminds me of this:
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)
# And somewhere for the thousandth time in his life
Brian McFadden is breathing a huge sigh of relief that he got out when he did.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Hot piss, epic fail!
Both on her part and for the BBC for reporting this as news.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# what a gopping piss frond
to have something like that done
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Is that from Red Dragon
if it was filmed in Aldershot
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)
# *unlurks*
Aldershot?! Luv'ly little southern town =)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:20, archived)
# World of RIS.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Billy considers his options....
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)
# 9/10 for effort!
Woo!

:D

*goes home*
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Thank you...
WOOH! :D....Did Bernie Clifton lose me a point?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I'm a bit at RIS here.
But not bad 'shoppage!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know why...

(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Nice sky opener . . . sliiiiiiiiiit !
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:28, archived)
# THE MASTER SWORD.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:34, archived)
# ...now who sticks a sword in the ground, handle first?...
...serious issues!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] War is hell.

this took far too long
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely done!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)
# worth it though
nice :)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I don't think it was :(
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:32, archived)
# well it earned you one click at least so there :P
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Having a ball . . .
glad you're not here . . . POP !
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Haha, cool.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ...War's a beach...
...it takes big balls!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:24, archived)
# boss da plane da plane


Click for bigger (120KB)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Hello . . . bye plane !
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ...dere is a disproportionate amount of midgets who have topped themselves...
/in bruges blog
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I haven't seen a lasercat on here in a while

(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# no, neither have i :)
I recognise that explosion though

;)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# me too


woo to pic!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Of course.
I think that particular animated gif is as old as the world-wide-web. Often featured on gaudy geocities pages.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I reconise
that TOILET!!

(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I might be wrong
but I thought I saw him/her on here the other day.
Woo!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Have a stick figurey sketchy thing.

Click for biggerer PNG


I was feeling emo creative and decided to doodle this inspired by a song lyric. I might do some others later.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# what's the song?
'tis good whatever :)

also: urge to kill rising
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# You have got to be kidding...
I hope you killed them with hammers. I'm positive no court would convict you on Darwinian grounds.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)
# "Yellow" by Coldplay?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Actually "Believe" by K's Choice.
Specifically the line "Wait for me, I'm nothing on my own".
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I'm bored, so have a twenty minute tablet doodle that I made last night.


It's a work in progress. Sauce
Any criticism is welcome.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# His hand looks more like a rampant llama
and his wrist is also a bit off

but you get extra credits for RATM

(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Thanks - I've thought that the hand and wirst were off too.
I never could draw them well.

RATM are damn excellent live. :)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# nice pic!
as for critisism: you smell and your mom's better than you in bed ;)

as for real critisism: looks a little chunkier in your pic (not necessarily a bad thing i guess)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Thanks, I'll try an slim him as I get around to final lines and colouring.
:)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# That's very good :D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Oooh.
That means a lot coming from the Walrus :)
I'll get around to colouring one of your drawing at some point.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Oof!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] They were running out of ideas....
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# bet they will try that in the next series
probably with May getting shot at as he runs
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Next week on top gear:
RICHARD HAMMOND FLIPS A FLAMING ASTON MARTIN FULL OF BEARS INTO AN ELECTRIFIED TIGER CAGE WHILST EATING AN EXPLODING CAKE ON FIRE
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# THIS

with tits
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# when suddenly....
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Wtf is this Dinosaur Saturday!?
And why the fuck wasn't I informed?

Edit: woo btw.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# 'tis!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# back to the future dino!
woo!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Fucking dinosaurs YES
Today is T-Rex saturday! Fucking love it
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Guitars. Dinosaurs. Hoverboards. Chainsaws.
It's like a list of my favourite things.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
#
that is really nice.
now colour it in you lazy tart.


I think it would make eyes bleed
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
serious awesome
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawk !
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# how do you manage to fit so much awesome into one picture
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# HOT DAMN SUMMER IN THE CITY!
WOOYAYHOUPLA!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Trannosaurus Pyrex
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I have been there,
Edit: Drumheller, Alberta correct?
Edit: Edit: Never mind, it is, when I was there they had just commenced repairs on one of his legs due to wind damage, and my mom wasn't about to let us go up there, but we went anyways.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# so the flickr
page claims. Did you climb up inside it?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# yea,
and being an adolescent child I spat out the mouth.. I think i hit someone. I couldnt see straight down cause of the damned handrail inside.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Nicely done!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# refractastic!
*clix*
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Cool

I must say that I find it a bit stupid to build a 70ft T-Rex that you can climb to its mouth in though.
Is this a creationist plot to render SCIENCE™ rediculous or something?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Guess where you climb up to get to his mouth....


(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# COCK or ANUS
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# RROAARARR
That's awesome :D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# ooh,
great minds ;) nice pic bTW
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Vengeance.


(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha "gayed out"
*clickies*
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# haha
nice

good inclusion of the smug parkie in the last frame too :)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# i don't approve of this one bit
but i laughed like a hyena, so that counts for something
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# pfffffffffft
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# The last train to Hull is that way.
Take this Woo with you.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# rod hull, presumably
given that he was the other high profile victim of parky vengeance
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# :)
Nicely done!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)
# That took me far too long to get...
and for that I am eternally ashamed
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Propper lol
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Michael J Fox saw it coming.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:24, archived)
# revenge is a dish best served
with croissants and Juice :D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# RIS
I don't know the interviewer.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Yeah, that probably doesn't help. It's all in the surname...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha
oh my
(, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Smug git!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)

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