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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)

hound

in a half-pipe, baby!

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

turtle power!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

OH HAI THERE B3TA

ITS A HORSE DOING XTREME IRONING!

Also:
I am cooking for my Hausmates tomorrow but I am all out of ideas, any fucking suggestions
_{No fish, or spicey foods(I love spicey foods but a couple of peoples cant handle them)}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)

Cook icecream.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)

I need a main

Not a desert

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

Beans on toast!

sorted

Edit: Also, your "horse" looks like an axolotl!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)

I got gammon, pineapple, salad, jacket potato, beans and cheese today

Beans 2 days in a row isnt good

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

Nonsense

It makes you into a COWBOY!
(that and bumming)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

Lasagna.

I would love to see you fail, Englishman.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)

We've already had a lasagne, I wanna try something new before going back to something we've already had

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

Lasagna!

LASAGNA!

What is wrong with you people?! I even typed it right there!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

No you didnt

Google that shit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

I don't need google to tell me that lasagne is the plural of lasagna.

I'm am Italian!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

cook your housemates

but make sure you get a takeaway, just in case they taste like shit.
or hippies.
or vegetarians.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

Hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

that could be the bastard child of a sea cucumber and a weasel.

eggplant parmigiana.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

Hahahaha - its a horse I promise you

Is there meat in parmigiana?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

no. i'm vegetarian.

ingredients
-1 eggplant
-olive oil as needed*
-2 cloves garlic, chopped
-2 red or yellow peppers, diced finely
-28 oz. (1 can or 3-5 fresh) diced plum tomatoes
-salt and pepper to taste
-3 tbsp. (45 mL) chopped fresh basil
-1 cup (250 mL) grated mozzarella*
-1/2 cup (125 mL) grated fresh parmesan

preparation
preheat oven to 350°F/180°C.
slice eggplant in rounds and poke with fork a few times. sprinkle with salt, both sides, leave 10 minutes. rinse with cold water, pat dry, then lay on a baking sheet. lightly brush both sides with oil. bake 20-25 minutes.
in a pan, brown garlic in 15 mL (1 tbsp.) oil. add peppers; soften over medium low heat.
add tomatoes; simmer 5 to 8 minutes. adjust seasoning; add basil.
pour sauce into an oven dish. add eggplant and top with mozzarella.
bake until cheese browns.
serve topped with freshly grated parmesan.

edit: whoops, forgot the herbs somehow. oregano and rosemary salt, not just salt salt.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

That sounds tasty

But I'd have to put some form of meat in there
Either Bacon or some kind of beefs

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

no, no, no.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)

cous cous

or soup.

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connor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

I was half thinking a sort of meaty stew

But cous cous soup could work :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

cous cous

soup??
sounds veggie. KILL IT

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

With meats of course

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

MEAT IS MURDER

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connor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

Tasty Tasty Murder

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

The flesh you so fancifully fry
Is not succulent, tasty or kind
Its death for no reason
And death for no reason is murder

And the calf that you carve with a smile
Is murder
And the turkey you festively slice
Is murder

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connor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

PLANTS ARE ORGANISMS TOO!

Except wheat which is actually a form of dry sneeze.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

take a good look at your teeth.

are they shaped like cow's teeth? no. they're not. that is because the human diet is meant to include meat. it's called the food chain.
DON'T FUCK WITH NATURAL SELECTION, MAN!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)

i'm pretty sure the human digestive system is evolved mainly to eat grain/nuts and stuff like that

by eating meat you polluting the environment with cow farts and depriving the poor of food. and its murder.

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connor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)

WRONG

it's actually cow burps that produce methane.

and water (vapour) is a bigger constituent of greenhouse gasses in our atmosphere than CO2

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

we have canine teeth, which are designed for meat-eating.

we evolved as hunter-gatherers. i don't know about you, but i've never been tempted to stalk the wilds for a bunch of fucking carrots.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)

Well animals murder other animals all the time then. Which means that presumably if we stop then we have to make them stop.

At which point the majority of them would die as they are not omnivores and the food chain itself collapses.

Would that it were you could get synthetic meat, or that animals could not be so intensively farmed, but it doesn't seem on the cards with the population numbers barely able to be supported by normal means.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

well no. to say that we must do as the animals and kill each other for food

then we should also not have societies and not do things for other people and murder people for resources etc. as humans we have developed beyond that so we can make moral choices. anyways. i am not vegetarian for moral reasons. it's just fun to pretend so. goodnight.

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connor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)

self awareness is over-rated

and we-re over-populated, individuals of any species should only produce one copy of themselves, no more, no less. This ensures healthy propogation of species, and maintenance of ecosystems.

anyways, we've only got a couple of million years left on this planet. whatever we do doesn't matter

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)

You had a point up until

"and not do things for other people and murder people for resources etc."

I think people are way ahead of you there. And as much as I believe humanity should not act like savages, the path to hell is paved with good intentions - morality is never a good addition to anything despite how simplistic and trueist murder and such may seem.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)

^this

there's a reason there are so many essential fatty acids that are only found in animals. it's how we've evloved.

edit: ashually smash, some of them are. but not the important ones

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)

Our teeth are actually best suited to eating bugs

which is why people shouldn't use that argument.

"red meat made early humans grow bigger brains" is a far better one.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)

so what are bugs made of, marzipan?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)

We would have very different teeth if we were meant to eat large animals.

That doesn't stop me, but it still fucks the "we evolved to eat steak" argument.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

there's a slight counter-argument

which is to do with the congruence of the upper and lower sets of teeth, and the reason we evolved only two sets of neat teeth whilst sharks evolved multiple rows.

in short we evolved to eat a varied diet which includes meat, fruits, veg and some bugs (although not so much these days)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)

the point i'm trying to make is

that claiming that humans are meant to eat only vegetarian foods is nuttier than connor's veggie shit.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)

Ben Zephaniah?

I disagree vehemently with vegetarianism. The eating of the flesh of reared animals is not murder as it is their purpose. Wild animals is a different story, although I'm not at all opposed to that either.
I do try and buy good quality meat/eggs/dairy from animals who've been well treated and allowed to roam (I know with Dairy these days that's nigh on impossible, but that's the supermeercats fault) and would love to have some chickens or sheep in the future which i would happily rear to the slaughter, and partake in the eating of (although i couldn't eat a whole sheep, that'd be greedy, and unprofitable)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)

Shotgun some of that sheep

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)

you or your housemates fans of marmite?

someone on here made a recommendation of coating potatoes in it before roasting them a while back and i can confirm it is tasty. although i find it nicer to only do some of the spuds like this, and have a mix on the plate

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)

I dont like it

I dont know about the others

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)

nice

zoom in on the horseh!

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

cook breakfast food

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

I live with girls and they want less fat in it then the last meal I made

Which was only bangers and cheesey garlicy mash
Apparently I use too much cheese in cooking

I wouldnt mind a fry up tho

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

QUICHE LORRAINE KELLY!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

QUICHE HER YOURSELF!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

i'd rather kick her up the arse

than kiss her

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

HOW?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

i'm not sure

but bacon, eggs, cheese and a pastry case are involved.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)

Tuna quiche is the best quiche ever

With some roast spuds and a bit of veg, maybe some spinach or summat.
*dribbles*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

no fish?

fucking pussies

roast lamb; sear leg of lamb in a deap casserole dish or other large ovenproof cooking impliment with a lid.

then add 750ml dry white whine. 750ml water, veg (carrots, onion, spuds and the like work well) and some streaky bacon. whack in oven for 4-5 hours,
meat falls off bone, onto plate. veg is scooped out with spoon, sauce is dribbled liberaly

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

I dont have 4-5 hours, I basically need to do it in 1-1.5hours

But that sounds fucking delicious

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

it only takes about an hour to prep

just eat late ;)

i won't tell people where i got that recipe from, he's a bit of a cunt, but his food is good

i was trying to remember delia's chicken in barbecue sauce but i can't, basically involves browning chicken in a roasting tin with oil, onions and black pepper, mixing a sauce that definately contains soy sauce, chili powder and garlic and might also contain white wine. pouring sauce over chicken and cooking for about 30 minutes (turning and basting regularly) delicious with rice

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

I dont finish uni til about 4:30, then I gotta buy ingredients

So I cant really be doing with having dinner at 10pm!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

OH MAN, DRIBBLES AT THE THOUGHT OF THAT CHICKEN STUFF

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

i was too

gonna have to make it again soon.

my mam's got a big italian cookbook which she's never used, and it's got some fantastic pizza recipes in it, did one a few months back and might do a couple if i get the house to myself at some point in the future (or when i move out i'll do em for a house warming)

tells you how to do the dough, sauce, and toppings for about 20, as well as ideas for smaller pizzas and quattros.

also has a chocolate ravioli pudding which i need a girlfriend so i can make it for her

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)

I have no cookbooks,

I would cook a mexican, as I cook a fantastic mexican, but I make it hot and a couple of my housemates cant handle the heat

Homemade pizza shits all over any other kind of pizza, it always tastes soo much better.
Get off b3ta and go find one then :P

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)

at this time in the morning?

i've got a pretty sure thing worked out with a lass from cheltenham, but she's too far away and too veggie for it to last. Need to get myself a job and a social life up here (and move out) and then start thinking about that kinda thing

still re-adjusting to moving back home

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)

Move out of home then

Im planning on never moving back home once I finish my degree, well thats the hope anyway, I need to get a job first

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)

no money

and i didn't get a degree, makes the job hunt that little bit harder

on the upside i'm not currently paying rent, and my mam's got a wii :D

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

*dribbles liberally*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

You could hide a bunch of salmon inside a chicken

Then stand up and point at everyone who hates fish and tell them what they just loved eating.

It's great fun watching people try and convince themeselves that they're sick when they clearly enjoyed eating what they "hate".

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

Its me who doesnt like fish :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

so, you're a cock man, then?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)

No,

As long as I dont have to swallow the fish, its fine

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

i don't dislike fish

but i hardly ever eat it unless it's in sushi form.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)

I BET YOU DO LIKE IT

YOU JUST LIKE TO BE FUSSY BECAUSE IT GETS ATTENTION

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

No I dont like it,

it makes me sick a little

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)

SICK IN THE HEAD

I used to not eat some fish when I was younger, I think I used to be freaked out by the bones. Now I manage to weird people out by enjoying the skin you get under the fish which most people leave.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)

I dont give a shit about the bones or skin

Give me a rotissery chicken and Ill skin it and devour all of it.
I just dont like the taste, its something that may start liking as I get older, who knows

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)

Differs from fish product to fish product though.

Scampi for instant is quite sweet, deep fried whitebait is sort of crispy like bacon. They were the only fish I used to eat before, never really seemed to like the white flakey appeal of normal fish.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

I can sorta eat lobster thermidor

But thats about it really

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

Never had lobster.

Or crab.
Or any seafood actually.

Except I had some cold prawns once in a salad and they were the most pointless and cold things I've ever tasted. Not sure what they are like actually warm and in something nice.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)

MMmmmm prawns

The day's catch from Whitby, in a little tray with some vinegar.
Fuck yes.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)

What about seafood?

If seafood stopped existing I would die of woe.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)

Nope

apart from b3ta.com/board/8863364

I prefer my food walking around on solid ground

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)

^THIS IN HUGE FUCKING SPOONFULS

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)

free fresh

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

It's nice to know he considers his breath

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

well, I like it.

edit: too...

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

Latawnya the naughty horse

I'm sure you've all seen this before:

Click for bigger (77KB)

Full book available to read here:
badgas.co.uk/latawnya/

I should point out that this is not my work

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mister.f is now married, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

please don't post work that isn't yours here. that's why we have /links.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)

This is a daft book

horses CAN'T read FFS.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)

that's just what they want you to think!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

None have ever mentioned it to me.

Not even the one I feed in the garden.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

they're plotting something

they're in league with the pigeons and the dolphins.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

Then be a darling and don't enter

the work of other people in a challenge to create original work. That's considered terribly bad form old chap.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

my apologies

I shall retire to QOTW to live out the rest of my days.

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mister.f is now married, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

Kickflip horseh.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

23rd OCTOBER:

SAW A HORSE DO SOME GNARLY SKATIN'.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

23rd OCTOBER:

KEPT ON POSTIN'

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

WENT TO BED

'night peeps

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charlie?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

g'night

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)

QUIT HATIN' ON STUFF.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

Stop being down on hatin'

Give hate a chance.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)

Gronkpan modded my post.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

Yeah, sometimes I just add little spelling errors to people's posts.

Nothing that might cause a double entendre, just innocent spelling mistakes.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)

schmoooth....

bust a move, horsey!

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

sweeeeeeet.

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d d, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

Rad . . . Horse Duuuuuuuuuuude !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

Haha

Wondered what on earth was going on with all the horses, til I noticed the C.
I like this one :D

Edit: Also, not worth its own thread, a logo thing I made earlier with no real idea what I wanted to do, apart from a vague feeling it should be vectors:

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)

you do realise

that it's going to draw inevitable comparisons with goatse. Is that intentional?

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)

:(

Now that you mention it, I made a new wallpaper today with slightly goatse-sque colours.
What the fuck is wrong with me? :(

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

b3ta

is rotting you away from the inside out!

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

Oh well, it had to happen sooner or later

*gives in to the rot*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

Haha

That IS an extreme horse :D

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

To The Extreme!

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..wil, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

23rd OCTOBER:

PUSHED A HORSE DOWN A WATERFALL ON A PIECE OF MANGO.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

it's the fruit of choice for extreme sportshorses

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

bah you ruined it

i was waiting for arrangedletters' bit

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

i like to ruin things.

ruin them all night long.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)

Happy unbirthday.

Celebrating the day you got sucked back into your mother's vagina.

Or someone said to say happier birthday earlier and I forgot.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)

eeeeeeeeeewwww

i'm just glad i can't remember being born :(

the absinthe and cherryade i'm drinking is great for dulling traumatic mummy mimsy memories.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)

If I ever feel the need to remember I can just slice a man's guts open and crawl inside, ala The Empire Strike's back.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)

He can't change his mind

at this point, that's for sure!

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

Yay!

That mountain seems to have almost humanoid features. I can't look away from its stony expression. Great work too! :)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

That . . . is a class eleventy degree difficulty drop !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

and beyond!

i bet he's got a parasail or some wings attached too.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

I can now just imagine . . .

where it's . . . tucked up/in . . . rrrrrrrrrrrrip !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)

camel, horse, whatever.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)

AM I ONLINEZ?

I HOEP I LIEK IT!?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

looks like a pineapple to me :) :P

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

Do you think I'll like it?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

I know I like it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

great job mr pineapple

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)

ANTEATER

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Shada, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

fuck you, you stupid spinning fuck.

www.jewtube.com/video/1129/Hershel-and-the-Hanukkah-Goblins--Part-1

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

hey, there's postbear!

hi postbear!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

i'm still not dead.

hi!

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

i want the minute of my life i was able to stand watching that video back

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

want to come over for some warm apple juice?

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

is it in a jar with jesus?

if so, SIGN ME UP

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

also, it was only 43 seconds so i get to hold you captive for 17 more seconds.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

I'm listening to it in the background,

quite soothing and patronising at the same time. brilliant.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

heh, thanks.

oh, you mean the jewtube one.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

I'll break your Dreidels! JewFuck!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

why do jews have to be so elitist about spinning tops?

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

pfft!

(

charlie?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

I was considering starting up a band called Ultijew

We would support Turbonegro and tour the country being the best of friends.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

Can I join the Supefrikaans?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

GLORY GLORY GLORIENTALS.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

bbls

(

connor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

Yay bubbles!

Is this a suitable time to post your "yay bubbles" thing you did years ago?
(I have it saved in case you've lost it).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

o_0

here, you may need this.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

I don't need that for Connor

he knows I adore his stuff and he tolerates my stalking as long as I just do it on weekends.
Thanks though ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

heh, any excuse to flog my button campaign.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)

what's the use of a castanets button

without a mariachi band button?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

don't be ridiculous.

with the redesign, a different mariachi midi plays as soon as you enter b3ta.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

as it should.

*dances around the mexican hat*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

What would the castanets button do?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

it would be castanets time

obviously

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

*Slaps forehead*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

i know, right.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

you'd get to hear an audible 'click' when you pressed it.

otherwise, nothing.

i guess it could be looped, that might be fun.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

Duely clicked.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

CARLOS CASTANEDA WASN'T ALL THAT GOOD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)

FUCKIN' HIPPY-DIPPY CACTUS-EATIN' WANKER.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

i didn't realise i had an archivist

however the past is rubbish. only the things i make from this moment on will be worth posting.

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connor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

I save things that are worth saving

and stop being all wossname. if it weren't for your fans you wouldn't get your regular dose of fawning.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

if the neville ever has a hard drive crash

i think i have everything saved away. :) i did find my old b3ta photobucket account the other day. very disturbing.

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connor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

I wish he hadn't changed websites, I swear loads of the stuff is missing presumed dead now.

That flash animation of the moon with the sinister Donnie Darko tune for one.

And also the one with BinBin the cat.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

agreed

at least aeroplane stairs is still there

edit. woot web.archive.org/web/20050207010846/www.nevillesgarden.co.uk/animation.php

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connor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

IT'S THE MOTHERLOAD!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)

You have been known to "lose" things

or chuck 'em away ;)
Actually, true story.. in my shop I have a video display screen thingy.
I have animations, MPEGS and B3ta stuff playing all day.
Every time somebody posts something confectionary related that is funny gets uploaded. It amuses the customers.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

ooh! ooh!

not really confectionary but... culinary?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)

I shall upload it

It's great having this screen wossname. It's like living in B3ta world and...
SURROUNDED BY JAFFA CAKES.
/loves her job blog

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)

is it just a sweet shop, or just british food?

i will try and draw something suitable some time.

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connor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)

Ringo?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

don't even bother folks. it all goes in the bin

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connor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

peace and love

i'm warning you with peace and love

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

Argh!

MUST. DEPRAVE. CONNOR. PIKCHURS.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

oh thank fuck for that.

I thought I was looking at my fridge for a minute.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

Awesome

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)

i read that as

"fuck you, i'm a deirdre"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

As did I.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

'Night

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ClanSoul, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

nighty night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

haha! Am it Jewish Tiem?

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)

This makes me want to play on cs_italy

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

haha!

having looked at some screen shots, I can see why.

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

It makes me want to play with my willy.

Also, a game you'll probably love

Guns and swords and things.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

3rd person? I don't normally like 3rd person shooters. Having said that, I really like the look of Dead Space.

WATCHING.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

haha!

I love those grrrl power modern feminist heroines that are really just male wank-fantasies.

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

I have no idea who she is, I haven't seen her at all in the demo.

Also it's a russian game, yet she isn't all russian and hard as bastard.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

maybe she's the final level boss

"are you ready for me yet, big boy?"

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

"Are you ready for me yet, big goy?"

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

arf!

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)

and he lives in the palace stein.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)

What's that?

What is that?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

Ur in mah breyn.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

Whoosh...

(Bogbean, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

23rd OCTOBER:

INVENTED JET HORSE.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

24th OCTOBER

GUILT SETS IN.

MUST.

REPENT.

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

25TH OCTOBER

WANKED INTO AN OLD LADY'S WIG

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

26TH OCTOBER

CLOWNS OVER NORMANDY

WEATHER WAS CLEMENT

MUST GO. PIGEONS IN EYES

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

YES!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

25th OCTOBER:

TOUCHED WASP INNAPROPRIATLY.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

That is superb!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

ahaha brilliant!

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charlie?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

Rocket Horse . . . is Magnificent !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

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Shada, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

up, up and

away, rocket horse! Superb.

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

Filthy equine of the street!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

haha! ninja'd ;)

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

*Cheers ninja edit!*

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

hi im new ^_^

MOD EDIT: I fixed that picture for you, but if you try to post goatse on the board again, I will hit you with the banning stick. Please read our FAQ.

(Simone_n_Garfunkle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

hahahahahah epic fail

try again sweetheart!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

APOSTROPHE YOU FUCKING SHIT FUCKER

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

I can see.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

HAHA YOU ARE SO FUNNY

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

Yeah. No.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

... i can tell

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charlie?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

IT'S INVISIBLE

BUT

SO TOUCHABLE

(

Shada, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

:))))))))))

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

You may be new,

but Goatse never gets old, does it?

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

it would of been suprise goatse

but it's no longer a suprise now.

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

No Shirl

Shitlock.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

hello Nobbly

I'm posting on your board for a change, it's all gone a bit rubbish over on tahe talentless board

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

Hello Gilgy

I post on both boards so the shit gets more thinly spread.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

Hahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

I've already started the thread deletion countdown timer

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

ban it anyway, modperson.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

agreed

attempting to post goatse, if that's what he/she/it was doing, should mean instant bannination surely?

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

Hmm

I wonder if there are any wimmin mods?
And if there are, I wonder if they naughty-step people for a few days every, for example... month?
;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

Or werewolf mods which would step people every fortnight.

And also eat their children.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

i wonder if there are any that are human.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

NOT ME

I'M NOT A MOD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

I've never stepped anyone

it just seems so pointless.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

Why would you when you're not a mod?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

There are a lot of things I don't do.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

i bet i do fewer things than you.

i'm apathetic and lazy.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

i've only been stepped once

for saying i was going to mail rob my piss

i know i've told this story before, but it's still equally as funny to me today.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

That seems an odd reason

The mod must have been having a bad day.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

:-P

www.b3ta.com/board/7876231

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

Aah

I have heard of people being naughty-stepped for just seconds for a laugh. Maybe that is what happened to you.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

haha, that was fun.

reminds me of the story jello biafra told about christian lunch sending him a dead eel in the post, via seamail.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

Gladiatehorse

sorry its shit first post...
but paint always looks amusing

Click for bigger (94KB)

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

23rd OCTOBER:

STABBED A HORSE.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

24th OCTOBER

GUILT SETS IN.

MUST.

REPENT.

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

25TH OCTOBER

WANKED INTO A TRASH CAN.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

bedroom LOL

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charlie?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

HERE ENDETH THE SECOND LESSON.

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

26TH OCTOBER:

PROFIT!!!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

5TH NOVEMBER

Never forget

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

Where's the lion?

edit: welcome to B3ta.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

JESUS CHRIST

DON'T GET IN THE CAR

edit: also woo to the original post, pull up a lion, shop a chair etc

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

Ahahaha

Invisible Bike ftw

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

cheers

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

haha! excellent first post

welcome!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

THIS IS GREAT.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

very nice

would you say that i am an obtuse cunt?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

well, only in a nice way

(

charlie?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

how sweet

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

I would say you're acute cunt

/geometry joke

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

pfffft

just asking as, people who know me know that i am not obtuse in any way.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

Touché . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

hahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

Brill first post, if you ask me. (Not that you did).

Woo!

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

Excellent.

Welcome to b3ta.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

well done!

you'll never leave...

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

it's just fine, newperson.

welcome in.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)

This is not quite finished

but it's good enough for you lot.

Click for bigger (366KB)

this was the wonderful original from Walrusman.

Click for bigger (30KB)

and please click this thumbnail for 'oh shit I need a bigger monitor' (2.9MB)

Edit:// oh bollocks, I forgot yo do the inside of the mouth. Don't look at it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)

Thats really good :)

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

I know.

I'm fucking brilliant. Have I not mentioned it?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

You don't need to, sir

edit: nice bit of alien skin on the border as well, my fine fellow.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

But you know

I'm gonna ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)

You, sir

are a star, sir.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

Oddly enough, no

You are far too modest for that

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

*CLIIICK*

(

charlie?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

Click'd.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

Nicely portholed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

lovely!

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

why the gay Xs around your name?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

i wanna be like xXxprincess painxXx

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

I'm scared and confused.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

i'm poorly thus i feel like mocking someone.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

So you can DRAIN THEIR LIFEFORCE!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

yep

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

Well if you're feeling crotchety again I have something special to give you.

*raised eyebrows*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

But she's shit

and you're not.

Is this satire?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

did you just say something nice?!?1?!

aww nipsy!

*huggles*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

bugger :(

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

what?

A chubby, out of work man sitting in his dingy room, at a computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

yeah..i've got the chubby bit down so far..just gotts work on the rest

mmm pizza.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

haha i hadn't even noticed

but yes deep down, really, doesn't everyone wish they were that bit more sassy and american?

(

charlie?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

totally.

that'd be like so rad.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

Sarah Palin?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

she's very brown....lots of brown make up.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

i'm american, and sassy

and you're all a bunch of lubed-up cunts on sticks

*BBQ's bald eagle in backyard*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

Yeah!?

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

YEAH

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

FUCK YEAR.

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

Wonderful stuff

Woo yay clicky

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)

Oh wow!

That's most excellent

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)

brilliant

should be part of a kids book

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)

I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT KEEP SENDING ME GAZ MESSAGES ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU HATE PASANONIC

HE LEAVES IF EVERYONE TYPES IN ALL CAPS

DON'T BOTHER DOING IT AS A REPLY TO ME, I'M ON IGNORE SO HE WON'T SEE IT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

I genuinely have received gaz messages from strangers complaining about how shit pasanonic is.

I don't know why they were sent to me, but hey.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

you're the b3ta sage

(

Shada, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

Paragon of justice and virtue.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

did you not see the post up there about how fucking brilliant he is?

news to me, but it's on the internets, so it must be so

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

here are some highlights:

"pricks like pasasonic put me off. all of b3ta is his blog now.. and he's the biggest loser and liar i have ever met."

"I used to love b3ta but liars like pasanonic made me stop wanting to be here. I don't understand why he needs to make stuff up on the internet to look big, it's really pretty sad. I cringe every time he posts a message so I stopped coming here"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

FFS

Now you are pasting private messages?
It seems to me you are trying to justify YOUR dislike of him by doing this.
I cannot believe this obvious personal vendetta.
As a mod, surely you should just suggest that people using the ignore feature?
Shame on you.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

YEAH, GRONKPAN. YOU ARE A MOD AFTERALL.

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

B3tard gets mods mixed up shock horror

*shakes head*
The main gist of what I said was complete ignored and you pick up on a small thing that I got wrong.
It does not change my argument.
Ignore those who get on your tits. Easy.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

These are people who have sent me messages out of the blue

I've just got a bunch more after posting this, but I won't bother with those because yes, it could be said that I'd encouraged people to do so.

What drives a person to send me messages like these? My personal vendetta? Maybe it's because Pasanonic is a prize cunt.

AND I AM NOT A MOD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

ARE YOU A MOD GRONKPAN?

I HEARD YOU WERE A MOD

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

Actually I am, but don't tell anyone

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

i'm gonna type all lowers to spite you.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

that's my trademark y'fagt

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Shada, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

get in line, you. and i see that capitalised user name.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

I like him a lot

Sometimes you surprise me, being a mod 'n all.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

This is a much better solution than putting him on the step and watching him throw his toys out of the pram again

then suggesting that he is above it all and that it's everyone else in the world who has the problem.

Also: he isn't funny. That's pretty much the only thing we ask for on b3ta.

AND I'M NOT A MOD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

I am glad you are not a mod

because I can remove my gloves now.
Take your personal vendetta and shove it.
And ffs ignore those people who get on your tits. It's easy and effective.
There are a couple of people here who started to ruin my B3ta experience. Ignoring them improved things.
It's not fucking difficult to just click a button.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

It's all about who's in which club. Quit hatin' on stuff.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

I make it easier for myself

i just ignore everyone and use my magic coedz to reply to random posts with what i hope is someting relevant

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

Half past 4

*cut to audience laughing*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

Hahahaha

Just add the odd kitten and CDC and you can't go wrong.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

It isn't a personal vendetta if I'm voicing the opinions of others.

People that might not get listened to because they're just lurkers.

People that want b3ta to be funny.

I'd use the ignore button but like I said, this isn't my vendetta. I don't think it's anyone's vendetta, just some OMG OPINIONS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

no one really has the power to affect the "way of life" on b3ta except the code monkeys

while i find your crusade entertaining and agreeable, it's going to be as effective as trying to remove all the sand from the beach by throwing it into the tide.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

Why would I want to remove all the sand from the beach?

Would it even be a beach if I removed the sand?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

case in point

it's pointless :-P

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

yes

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7678379.stm

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

It's not personal

lots of people think Pasanonic is a cunt. It may just be a fact, actually.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

HOW DID YOU GET OFF AND BACK ON IGNORE ALREADY?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

FUCK YEAH, BRO

YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS SHIT

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Shada, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

Nicely done

Although I usually picture Walrus' drawings being coloured all psychadelic-like.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

well I do that too.

But this was definitely underwater and called for a different approach.

click thumbs for bigger than the moon.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

ace stuff!

well done, sir.

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

Top colourage.

Very nice!

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

^ I think I love you!

~~you!~~ That!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:59, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

Perfect casting in the "concerned lady" role.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

also

a good photo from the private collection of her being fucked by that bear before she shot it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

nah she's never been concerned about anything

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charlie?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

Future of the Tar Nation . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

Chuffing brilliance!

Clicked like there's no tomorrow

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

hahahah!

so wrong... yet so right!

and with regard to palin... "oh wait! i forgot i oppose welfare. throw him in prison! for being black!"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

pffffffft

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

hahahahaha!

the ending of that is absolutely brill!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

This would probably happen :(

Funny tho :)

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)

BROK HUSSIEN OBAMA IS THE ANTI CHRIST HE WILL KILL ALL CHRISTIAN CHILDREN AND IT WILL BE BAD

SO VOTE FOR MCCAIN INSTEAD.

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d d, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

your images wont load.

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connor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

Oh wont they?

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

they do now they have been re-hosted :)

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connor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

Sweet barking cheese!

excellent!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

More hot lion-on-horse bareback action

Click for bigger (77KB)

(TommyShanks, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

Thats really bad

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

OMG!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

MORE.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

YES, MORE.

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charlie?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

you didn't need to post this in a new thread.

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d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

Can you please help me out here

and just keep posting these pictures for as long as you can?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

this.

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d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

Not only are they upsetting

but they are not his/hers.
I shall have to hide this one too.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

YOU CAN SEE THAT LION'S BALLS.

OMG OMG.

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d d, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)

Sheep bollocks

are worse.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

let's see it again from ANOTHER angle...

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

fuck off, fucko.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

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charlie?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

Arf

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

meow

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

That horse has been put down . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

Heheh

Im supprised there havnt been more skying horses yet! :)

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

hahah

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)

I didn't photoshop this, it's something done by a Chinese Circus, which is why they (Chinese Circuses) will eventually rule the world.

Click for bigger (25KB)

(TommyShanks, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

OMG thats horrible :(

Poor horse

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

He loves it

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

holy fucking shit.

woah.

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d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

eek

*prepares for nazis*

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charlie?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

Sass.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

Fucking hell that's awful

Read this please
www.mofaha.com/animal_exploitation.asp

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

ooh it's back up!

when did that happen?

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charlie?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

oh no

that's awful :(

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

Sorry dude but those are the facts.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

i'll be forwarding that link to all my friends

they should be informed

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

Thanks man.

Keep it real.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

;(

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

Oh FFS, not again, will I ever

learn ~~to take the meds.~~

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

See the whites around the horse's eyes???

The prey animal is not enjoying this at all.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

^This

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

This is getting hidden

Animal cruelty isn't fun.
BTW, this site is for people who do their own 'shops.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

^ this x 100 000 000 000 000.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)

^heartily this

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

go get batraped you useless sack of phlegm.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

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Microwave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

im proud to have this image about mine.

i like it.

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d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

microtailor

please tail me a microsuit

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Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

Oh . . . what a fun balloon !

Sniiiiiiiiiiip . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

I like

his little blue fez.

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

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d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

hahahaha,

i really do love you.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

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d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)

IS IT APPLE DAY

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Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

apple day

gots the bad aids :(

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

is apple day like any day? or everyday?

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d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

it's apple day if you're happy.

because you can only be happy on apple day.

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Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

ENJOY YOUR GRAPES, LOSER.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

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d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

haha.

uzi lover!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

left the sisterhood again?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

haha yes.

i wanna be a princess and feel the pain. OMG.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

i'm not cool enough for that *sobs quietly before penning million selling single about how he was mis-treated by internet folk*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)

i want to do hood-rat stuff with that horse

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connor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

be my guest.

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d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

he says he's washing his hair, but that we could maybe do hood-rat stuff next week

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connor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

i can do hood-rat stuff. am i not hood enough to do hood-rat stuff with you?

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d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

i'd like to

it would have to be after next week though. i promised the horse. as wu-tang would say, word is bond.

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connor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)

Werd.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

NOTHIN BUT NET

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

haha, you put the 'hug' in 'thug'.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

This is old skool, isn't it?

I think I have a weird brain condition where I think I remember things from being from long ago and I actually just saw them a few minutes ago. Like things are getting logged in my long term memory rather than my short.

I am also a chronic deja vu-iac.

But woo to all this mess.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

haha

awesome

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)

That has to be

the coolest fucking horse ever...FUCK YEAH

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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

Hehe

Tank horse

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

the joke is lost.

just start over and try again, seriously. it could have been really funny but everyone got it too quickly. just wait a while, reformat and try again. be more subtle and more/less obnoxious with it.

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d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

Huh?

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

Every time I see your name, I think it says "Princess Palin"

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

Ugh! :(

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

sorry sorry

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

haha i'm guilty of that comment too

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

now me too

makes a lot of sense though

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)

i spy a seam

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

MODERN WARFARE:

TANKMOBILE WITH MOUNTED HORSE. WEB 2.0.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

Was shopping a horse, got bored, made this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

CRAZY HORSES!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

CRAZY HORSES!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

Is that a shadow puppet horse ?

Naaahaaaaaaaaaaay !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

hey

In september my cousin tried reefer 4 the very first time
Now hes doing horse, its june

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connor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

Some say a man ain't happy truly

until a man truly dies

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

Let's fall in love, get married, have a baby

We'll call him Nate...
if it's a boy.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

Spaceape FTW

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxtreme, bro.

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d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

i like.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

When did you post this?

This has not been on my b3ta until now.

WHEN DID YOU POST IT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

Holy Poco album cover!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

No reason.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

Bald Cliff Richard, top left!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

hitman!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

hahah

it is as well :D

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

Hahaha

Which is real?

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

All 9 of them, or something.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

the one bottom right still looks photshopped

or made of plastic

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

hheheh

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

Rotate !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)

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