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[challenge entry] it's a one stop shop


(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I want one of those
dot com!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Yes, this.
All of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# this is genius!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# i think you got a patent here!
1.go register this :D
2.

3.profit
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# you forgot whiskey
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I know real photos should be put on /links, but this is incredible...

First seams pic. Have I done it right?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Could do with some more artifacts
but well done all the same
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Cheers.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# oh yes, that works right there :)
that works right there :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Is that real?


Good morning Archie!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Nice bridge!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# i love this.
LOVE it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# This
is actually very pretty for a seams picture.

Have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# OMG
that's incredible
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# OHMIFUCKINGOD!!!!!!!!
THAT'S INCREDIBLE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# All the elements are there so there is no doubting that it is real

bigger and stiller
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Yup
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Oooooooh!
That's a bit special.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] In B&Q now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# hahaha
But maybe a tad NSFW (unless you work in a bottom factory).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# bottom factory?
I'm thinking of sending mine back - it's cracked.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I work packing fudge
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Yup me too.
I still keep it on my CV as an ice breaker at interviews.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# haha
'and then I worked for a time as an uphill gardener..'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# No you didn't
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Hahaha!!!
Top stuff!
How're you this morning?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Hiya Moley!
Fine thankee sir, how are you and the Moleys? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# We're super!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
Can I repost this for compo here?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
top draw stuff... I'm always saying there's not enough naked man arse on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] oot oot oot
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# oot??
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# it's a hoot without a 'h'
or the sound what I make when I see these (wo)men
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# That's Hall 3 at the NEC.
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# It's good to see someone has been reading the
'NEC halls and you' leaflet I sent round.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# It's November
and the National Motorcycle show is coming up. Just WHO isn't thinking about the NEC right now?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Pedestrians
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# pe what now?
Oh you mean targets?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# How would Chuck Norris use this?
*awaits the 'birds and the bees' talk*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# The one on the right...
...IS Chuck Norris.
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I had the misfortune to
catch Chuck Norris briefly, on the TV last night in one of those 80's wonder action films he made. By the christ that man was one of the worst actors ever. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I don't think I've EVER seen a Chuck Norris film.
And I probably never will.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# TOOTERS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# *parp*
I'm still rissing at it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# COMMUTERS!

me too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# It's that time again
Posted the previous one last week, was so here's the follow-up.




(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Be vewwy vewwy quiet...
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# that's very cool stuff i like your style.
as a registered /board pedant however, i feel i must point out the incorrect usage of the word ectoplasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Oooh...
Could you elaborate on the 'plasm thing please?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# well if you break down the latin of the word to find it's origins and meanings you have:
Ecto - outside (very rough translation)
plasm - something that is moulded or formed, so usually a slime of sorts
Ergo,
ecto plasm = outer slime

the word is normally used when describing the make up of cells, namely the out part of a cells cytoplasm (cyto = cell / plasm = something that is moulded or formed)

it was picked up by ghostbusters and the like and is now the unnofficial word used for slime found after freaky occurences, doesn't really apply with the smoke your character describes.

and i'm spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Hmmm...
That's all fair and valid, but I think I'm gonna just claim "poetic licence" in this case...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# fair enough mate, like i say i'm just flexing my muscles of pedantry.
and one more time, NICE STYLE!!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Well thank you!
Nice to know that I can post stuff on here without getting told to "piss off back to QOTW".
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# ignore the cunts. that's the Joy of B3ta™
everyone's entitled to their own opinion, and so anything goes.

P.S. PISS OFF BACK TO QOTW!!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# The talent is strong in this one.
I dont mean to buzzkill your thread, but i've just found out that Michael Crichton has died. I actually feel quite sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Yeah, I heard that
They should preserve his DNA in amber.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Pfft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Hell yeah
have you read "Timeline" and/or "Congo"? The films are terrible but the books are great.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# These are nice.
Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Real men use them...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I want a complete glove, please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Fister.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Fistcist
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# from the archives...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# !
ha ha ha -- I didn't realise
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Uncle Fister
budda da dumm dumm
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Bloody white supremacists!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# oh my word
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# ningles Ethyl
how are you feeling today honey?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ha ha ha
I was really REALLY confused by this, because I thought his hat was a felt cap from the middle ages. Now it makes more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Oh good God!
Have a stinky *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning


*edit* now bloodstained for your comfort
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# yikes!
this concept made me clench like crazy
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# *winces*
do they also work with hernias?

Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# ugh... that makes me feel quite queasy.... :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# good action on the blood
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Is it my imagination or have they been used since they were posted?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# yes, they work a treat
just snipped them off, "plop, plop" and now I'm back wrestling bears for loose change
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I'll borrow them for my intestinal polyps:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# *blinks*
*shifts uncomfortably in his seat*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Eeeek!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I want one of those
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Yes we can


original: tdaait.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/strong_woman.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# is that an advert for
fisting?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# good
there just aren't enough of them...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# damn right
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# ha ha ha
big knuckles, but a nice slim wrist :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Knuckles!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# HaHaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# No!
If he's a bloody wonderful he can do it himself!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# fisting sells itself
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# the world needs more fisters
*hopes for stats board*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# is that wino?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# yep
arf, blake want's to pull her holecover off and do her good. He sez after leaving jail en going to rehab (wohoohoooo).I read that somewhere on the net. This sickens me.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I want to do her as well
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# wouldn't you?
www.liverpool.com/assets/_files/images/jul_07/lb_liv__1183538070_amy_winehouse_new_large.jpg
that's her a couple of years ago
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# back then maybe
this is her now
markgorman.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/amy-winehouse-troubled-singer.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# still would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Too tenuous?

EDIT: Filthy thread deleters!
EDIT EDIT: Obviously faaaar to tenuous then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# wait!
i'm here!!
haha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)
# *marries*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:59, archived)
# *honeymoons*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# *lets self go*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I want to build a spamhouse now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:01, archived)
# you will need spambricks
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Those are spambricks
*edit Woo Riverghost
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Just for you:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Noooooooo
what happened to the spambricks? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# This is prefab spam.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I'm not sure I am liking this progess
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# http://www.spamhaus.org/
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Easy passage?
Shitting bricks is not macho!!
:)

'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Yes Chuck Norris can shit houses
even whole skyscrapers.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# This I'd like to see!
All in one shitting?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# CHUCK NORRIS WEARS LITTLE GIRLS' PANTIES!
and not for the comfort and support they offer!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Yeah and looks macho in them!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I suppose...
it's agreed then.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# hehehehe!
'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# ningles Dorris
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# hi Mavis.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# *adjusts saggy doobs in bra*
so - my Frank came home dead again last night and I said to him, I said Frank! think of the neighbours will you... and so he went next door and ate their brains
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# of course, when he'd eaten their brains
he gained their knowledge and he found out that Mr. Next door had been spying on my hanging out my unmentionables and receiving some sort of sexual gratification from it... well of course that was it, Frank had me down stairs in my rollers and my nightie washing and hanging out my grundies while he attended to his chap
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I must say though Dorris
my gusset was wringing by the time it was all over
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *tsch* typical - bloody zombie husbands....
you should try being maried to a vampire... He spend s FORTUNE on sunblock, and never buys me anything pretty. And if I'm not washing lipstick out of his collar, I'm washing blood out of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# oooh I know
you're a SAINT for what you put up with from that man of yours Dorris, a freaking SAINT... I'll always remember that New Year's party we all went to at Ethyl's... I mean I know she puts on a mean spread, and I know she's one of them Vegetablarians, but killing their dog and eating it's insides at the table... in front of the children... oh you must have been mortified!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# ningles Dorris
I like this pic
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Dorris?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# well - it was a bit of an auto complete
what would you prefer to be called?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Vladd: Destroyer of Worlds, Reaper of Lost Souls
Or Trixi.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# okay Trixi.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Brings tears to my eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:51, archived)
# haha
twin tower CDC
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# brings tears to my japeye
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Tears of joy i hope:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Tears from the intense shininess of his bollox

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# LENSE FLARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# BOLLOXFLARE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# BOLLOXFIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# 24?
That would last me at least a week!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# The party's over, but still she keeps on dancing...

Looks like she's been comfort eating, too.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# SEXY TIME!

Also: thread deletion time!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# umm..
i'd probably link that
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# not because it's NSFW.. it is, it's moobs.
but because it's feking disgusting!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:50, archived)
# You think that could be mistaken
for something in the area of sexyness?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Of course
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# 6th November - The Sullen Coypu of Destiny


As suggested by ex-printmeister
(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 7:43, archived)
# Nice beaver!

the colour and lighting are spot on here. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 7:46, archived)
# Woo!
Now do the melancholic tapir of inevitability ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 7:47, archived)
# Yays!
Can you do the Falanger of Quiet Contemplation tomorrow?

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:13, archived)
# Falanger
I do one if I knew what it was
(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# hooray! i am here early enough to woo this properly
i see them in my friend's page, and i love them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:21, archived)
[challenge entry] MAN JUICE
(Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 6:56, archived)
# man juice is something totally diffrent.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 7:11, archived)
# O RLY
(Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 7:13, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 7:30, archived)
# That's not man juice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 7:30, archived)
# mediocre!!
i'm not alone here after all
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 7:34, archived)
# Good morning!

Got any coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 7:41, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:03, archived)
# Gimme some!

please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:33, archived)
# *gives*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Cheers!
Hey! This isn't real coffee. This is INTERNET COFFEE!

*twitches*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:47, archived)
# give us some of that internet coffee!
we want, mow coffee!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:50, archived)
# in the future you will be able to get real coffee from the internet
... it will leak out of the side of your mouse and burn your hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I am looking forward to that day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# the pedants aren't here I notice...
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 7:37, archived)
# Shhht
We're hiding in the internet bushes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 7:43, archived)
# haha gottalove internet bushes
www.hairypussies.com

sfw surprisingly...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 7:46, archived)
# hubba HUBBA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 7:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Are you man enough?
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 6:41, archived)
# PAEDOPHILE!
CANNIBAL!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 6:43, archived)
# canniphile?
or pedobal?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 6:44, archived)
[challenge entry] NING!


click for theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 6:17, archived)
# arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 6:37, archived)
# Your mad I am...
Ning matey!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 6:42, archived)
# Haha
Collect them all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 7:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
I had concidered doing that one. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I have loved a few...
Although not for money, but we all pay anyway!
Mind you a cheap arse Crack Whore can be a nice way to spend a Sunday.

Clickey for you
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Ninglets

Nice compo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 5:38, archived)
# looks tangy!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 6:25, archived)
# i started to type a reply to this, but then noticed my keyboard was upside down. - i should sleep soon.
*click* and woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 6:42, archived)
# finally a good compo!
and woo to the pic!

have a clicky
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 6:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I spent quite some time makin' this...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:38, archived)
# YARRGH
OH GOD MY TIT HAS GONE ALL METALLY.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:39, archived)
# PLS ADVISE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:40, archived)
# ARGH ARGH ARGH
HURRY UP B3TA U RLLY R SLO 2NIT/LOL

AT LEAST HUMUS ME. PLS?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:43, archived)
# LOL UR TIT IS PROPER DODGY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:44, archived)
# INO
ITS WELL BAD MATE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:46, archived)
# FROFFLES ALL CREAMY MILKS SQUIRTED UR MUM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:48, archived)
# >:(
ARGH NO WTF GET UR MILKS OFF MY MUM U CHUNDERBUNNY
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:50, archived)
# MILKY MILF LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:51, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:59, archived)
# don't be sour.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 4:55, archived)
# I hate people without feet.
I'm lactose intolerant
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 6:07, archived)
# I would like to purchase this product.
HARD. 'tis very woo, *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:52, archived)
# :) cheers...
but I fear it is waaaay too macho for someone to actually purchase.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:54, archived)
# if it were real, and less than £50, i'd buy it.
it'd probably be more, and people would pay more for it. but /student.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:56, archived)
# heheh lol
so true.

I also want one if you get one.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:59, archived)
# badass
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Thu 6 Nov 2008, 4:33, archived)
# ooooh! it's got a pretty light! it twinkles!
mandrill.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 4:40, archived)
# Don't go into the light!
awesome link btw.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 4:58, archived)
# haha, i love those 70s fashions. i do like the music, though.
nice work on the drillgun. i'm in the market for a new drill soon and i'd buy one.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 5:14, archived)
# Does
it come in black?
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 5:02, archived)
# if black let it cum in it
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 7:33, archived)
# of course,
and the 5600 version has 3G.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I think this will be a killer product
men everywhere would be buying it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# needs a lazer
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)
# hahaha - just spotted this - superb
If no objections, I will be e-mailing this to my mate later - he's a product manager at B&D in Slough - he will appreciate it.

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Haha thanks
I have no objections at all, that would make my day. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit harsh?


I realise there's a crappy banner in the corner but to tired to sort it.
(42thefloor, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:38, archived)
#
PAINT SHA WAN

With that I'm off to bed, night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:40, archived)
# FOURTY-TWO THE FLOOR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:41, archived)
# OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Let Jesus decide.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:45, archived)
# well, he's certainly giving me ideas
and with that, i'm off to bed. g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Night
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)
# SMAAAAASH!
HELLO GLOMP!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:11, archived)
# that's not very nice. stop picking on him.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)
# good old Mo
(pdjpdj, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Chuck Norrisons
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# i would shop there
manly, yes, but i like it, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
#
Edit: Actually on second glance that's a bit harsh.
Nice Norris!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# wait a minute
(nowt wrong with this img)

someone's deleted a thread
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# ok
mebbe i'm just drinking
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# NORONS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I DON'T GET IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# dont get it?
its for this
www.b3ta.com/challenge/macho/

source image is that:
www.firstgardencity.co.uk/morrisons.htm

makes any sense now?
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# um
he's saying that in reference to an old b3ta joke about a morrisons sign. he's not getting at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)
# ah
the RIS thing ....

have to exscuse me for my ignorance, ill catch on one day perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/4890991
ALSO: www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=ris+I+don%27t+get+it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# hahaha
its actually pretty funny now i understand it in context.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:29, archived)
# It's funny
but old hat, dont use it

edit: thats not a threat! just advice

edit: but if you do do the Morrisons Ris joke, i'll make you fuck your own head (joke)
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# yup
after skimming through 5 pages of RIS i dont get it on that thread, i can safely say you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck!?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:32, archived)
# we all have to start somewhere :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boron
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
#
Aw fuck yeah, Bismuth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# that stuff looks so cool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# It's wonderful isn't it.
I thought it was some kind of elaborate fake the first time I saw it.
My favourite part of the Natural History museum is the room with all the mineral display cases.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:12, archived)
# OTTO VON BISMUTH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:34, archived)
# crotchcrafty
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# "Chuck Norris has a hidden finger in his shirt pocket that can stab you
in the chin"
Look closely
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Are u sure it's a finger?
He's pretty dexterous.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Dexterous means "agile with the hands" doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# maybe it should be dixterous?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# i believe the definition could include "agile with the penis" as well.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Ah
you're probably right.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:12, archived)
# ^Was why I went quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# ARRRRGHHH! I didn't notice the finger-in-the-neck
jab until it was too late.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Maybe he can kick so high because his genitals
are somewhere else on his body.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# thank you, chuck norris!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Don't mention it Ma'am
Just doin my job and bein awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Fuck you chuck norris
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# nobody makes me bleed my own blood!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# With Chuck's finger on the button you don't
even need the button.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)
# no, you don't.
i wonder what would happen if his cock was on the button?...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:41, archived)
# The button would say, "pardon me, Mr Norris, but I believe your cock is on my head."
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Hahaha
class
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# CHUNK NORRIS IS THE TOUGHEST MAN ALIFE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# KILLIN MEXICANS FOR HUCKABEE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)
# WHEN YOU'RE A MEXIS LOOK BEHIND YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)

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