It's a catfish!It's actually a catdogfish, as the fish sauce is a dogfish.
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littlefish I like cheese,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:28,
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As a fishcat, I find this offensive.
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:29,
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ah, go eat yourself.
urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:29,
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thankeh!i only just noticed! silly me.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:32,
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:D*gets rat-arsed*
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:50,
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I bite my nails, will that count?Also: Happy Moidday!
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:30,
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Not sure if this will help but...(
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:35,
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yes.and ta! :D
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:42,
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It's all your faultthat you're backwards.
( littlefish I like cheese,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:32,
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*cries* I'm a freak!Don't look at me!
DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEE!
(DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEE!
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:34,
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*looks**fwaps*
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:44,
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Hahahathat's really upsetting. Nicely.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:30,
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Bloody somethingComing over something, taking our something and our something.
Why don't they all just piss off back to somethingland?
(Why don't they all just piss off back to somethingland?
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:36,
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hahahaglad you put me straight with the sauce
(
Elvis impersonator,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:57,
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What is this moid, with which the board be obsessed?And I DID Google it, and found this, which is fanfuckingtastic!
moid.org/
(moid.org/
collapsibletank procreates,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:29,
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Moid is a state of mind. Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:31,
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Probably bindunBut I noticed that this bit on Facebook looks alot like...
(,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:24,
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I used to make loads of birdy pics.Don't know why I stopped.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:22,
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Now I have a good camera I am taking lots of wildlife photosBut this time of year it is hard, especially birds, as they have to move about a lot to keep warm
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:25,
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don't make me slap youit is a goldfinch, a bullfinch is stocker and a reddish brown colour
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:23,
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(If it's male)And the bright white rump that you can see for miles.
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:24,
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slap me slap meit was the ruudt facial complxion that confused ......
forgive me Bill Oddie :)
(forgive me Bill Oddie :)
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:25,
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Don't call me Bill Oddie, I'm not a cunt :)They look like Mexican wrestlers with their red mask
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:26,
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ok.......runs awaaaaaaaaaaaaay
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:37,
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You forgot 'bad tempered'as a modifier to 'cunt'.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:40,
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cunt, arsehole, bad tempered, small cock, wife beater Bill Oddie Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:42,
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Glee!That's a pretty good summation.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:47,
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That's a Goldfinch alright.Carduelis carduelis: (European) Goldfinch.
compare: www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/bbirds/goldfinch.html
(compare: www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/bbirds/goldfinch.html
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:24,
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Quite alright, your Honour.I was just rewriting that page earlier today. Soon the whole site will be mich nicer to look at than that ghastly version I linked to there.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:36,
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Ta!The revised site should be up later this week, although I've still got about fifty pages to get through...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:44,
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I will have a look at the end of the week then :) Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:48,
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slowly grabs air rifle and aims at little birdy.......fuck,missed
(,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:22,
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that is soooooooooooo goodyou have a true gift my friend :)
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:19,
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looks like she has a little baby panther onher lap (nice pic also)
(,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:20,
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Oil tanker spills into Bay of Biscay......sexeh babe washed to shore.
( collapsibletank procreates,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:24,
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Amazing.As per usual. Gonna give this whole vectoring shizzle a go soon.
(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician.,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:38,
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Me!but i don't get it. is it topical, because i very rarely read the news?
(
Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:16,
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no,its mixing in the kind of thing hed say in the gamewith the nighthawks pic,no double meanings,sorry :(
(,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:17,
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ah, right.don't think i've ever seen the pic before.
but w/y/h, i didn't even notice the background was shopped!
(but w/y/h, i didn't even notice the background was shopped!
Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:18,
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Broken Hopperlimps.
Taptastically top idea.
(Taptastically top idea.
Uncle Gilly hides from Plato,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:17,
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id just like to addanyone who is thinking of downloading broken sword 2.5,dont bother it hasnt got a single challenging puzzle......fuck it
(,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:19,
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MarvelousI really wish they made a couple more games like this. The newer Broken Sword games are alright but I do prefer the proper old 2D "click here to walk here" kind of game. This type of thing could work great on the DS or Wii now, and still, of course, the PC.
(
shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:25,
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I like this*click*
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:37,
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Where's the clown!?Nuff said, I want to see the cafe blowing up please kind sir.
(,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:41,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAoh shit, I actually laugh-snorted.
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:07,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Recreating Album Covers"){kind=small}
definitely one of the pinguino favourite albums
Yes, we know we're not supposed to photoshop, but we didn't have time to drum up 4 people.
Ok, we admit it, we actually don't have that many friends...
Only photoshopping that has been done is pasting the faces on to the background so we like to think of it as bending the rules...
Likes anywayI didn't have 4 action men
come to think of it - I didn't even have one
click
(come to think of it - I didn't even have one
click
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:07,
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Nicely done all the same.Woo
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:09,
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HehYou must have had fun accurately writing that text on your face in the mirror!
(
stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph.,
Mon 24 Nov 2008, 7:55,
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He'll tear your Rusks apart...
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:06,
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hahahahahathis still amuses me...
(
Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:18,
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Um
Diagonal noses, geddit?
*gets coat*
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:00,
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all teh goofy that is. Have a big w/y/h
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:02,
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Braaaaiiinnnnssss.....
Not used photoshop for ages, so this is more a learning experience for me.
(i would!)
Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:54,
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I am confusedI know her head is tilted ot the left but i keep looking at it and thinking her head is looking straight up and you've put a ood effect on her shoulders.
(
arrangedletters,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:00,
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ermmm.... *shrug*Source pic might clear it up for you: preciousmemoriesphotographystudios.com/images/me_scared_look.jpg
EDIT: longest domain name evar!
(EDIT: longest domain name evar!
Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:01,
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er...www.thelongestdomainnameintheworldandthensomeandthensomemoreandmore.com/
There's probably a longer one somewhere.
(There's probably a longer one somewhere.
finnbar has officially retired,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:35,
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wheyhey!Mr Jesse, i though all the old b3tans had fled for safe ground?
( Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:03,
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very cool.the slight blur enhances the buzz
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:42,
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and was entirely done on purpose...*shifty eyes*
£80 this image cost me :P
(£80 this image cost me :P
arrangedletters,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:45,
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I really hope not.There are photocopiers you know.
( corduroybeanpole,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:48,
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i didn't cut them up silly.it would of been my face but my printer is out of ink.
last night i spent a few hours folding the money so only the queens head was showing but now unravvelthed them all and tped them to the back of the paper.
no money was harmed in the making of this image :)
(last night i spent a few hours folding the money so only the queens head was showing but now unravvelthed them all and tped them to the back of the paper.
no money was harmed in the making of this image :)
arrangedletters,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:51,
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The two on the left......Look like patrick stewart!
( Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:54,
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CANNOT UNSEE urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:52,
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Haha, nicely done.Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:44,
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It's that time again folks
All aboard :D
thyrf as in turf, but not,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:35,
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Surprisingly apt for Mulder:Dia= through, gnosis= spiritual truth.
Any other ancient greek fans in the house?
edit: Ha, who looks foolish now!
(Any other ancient greek fans in the house?
edit: Ha, who looks foolish now!
corduroybeanpole,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:38,
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nopewe'd have more but the plans are still in the pipe line...
( arrangedletters,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:40,
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haahaha.Maybe it's the Bombay Sapphire + Old Jamaica Ginger Beer, but this has me chuckling.
Also, that woman is an awful actress.
edit: oh god, I've just seen Diagnosis Moider. Two jokes in one!
(Also, that woman is an awful actress.
edit: oh god, I've just seen Diagnosis Moider. Two jokes in one!
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:34,
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PffftMoidra Stewart:
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:35,
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Damn you B3TA! This is what you've reduced me to!
Zumf Ham banjo,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:26,
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Tentacles!!!!hehe
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:32,
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I saidTentacles. Not testicles. Tentacly testes would also be a step to far.
Also thanks for the tutorials on your website. Vary useful.
(Also thanks for the tutorials on your website. Vary useful.
corduroybeanpole,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:35,
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You've turned into an octopus.Big deal. MOID can turn into anything!
But woo anyway.
(But woo anyway.
giant_squid,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:39,
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this gives me the fackin' horn(
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:18,
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eef, very, uh, realistic.EDIT: after seeing the original, good attention to detail with the teeth!
Hello b3ta!
This evening I had venison steak stuffed with haggis and wrapped in bacon, with sauteed potatoes, and carrots and cabbage, with a redcurrant and red wine sauce.
Fudgelet choc cake with cornish ice cream,
and a couple of bacardi and cokes.
How was your sunday dinner?
(Hello b3ta!
This evening I had venison steak stuffed with haggis and wrapped in bacon, with sauteed potatoes, and carrots and cabbage, with a redcurrant and red wine sauce.
Fudgelet choc cake with cornish ice cream,
and a couple of bacardi and cokes.
How was your sunday dinner?
Seventh is somewhat subdued,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:22,
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it was tinned ravioli with no bread :( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:25,
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I'm having a chicken tikka masala.Also, I've made some smoked mackerel pate for my sandwiches.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:29,
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ooh, nice!now i want sardines on toast...
( Seventh is somewhat subdued,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:39,
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sunday seems to becurry night on b3ta.
( Seventh is somewhat subdued,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:39,
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I had a ham sandwichearlier, I had a pie
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:01,
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I worryabout how far you've gone for your art.
( corduroybeanpole,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:24,
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peter cook makes it all worth while. KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:25,
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Yes.I suppose so. Is this how you go your name?
( corduroybeanpole,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:27,
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Heinz parsnip soupmakes the most convincing vomit I've seen.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:26,
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ah well you learn something new everydayi went for slightly scrambled eggs with bits of veg in it.
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:26,
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I have that one!Very realistic - the limited edition has rubber vomit on it!
(
tubaman,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:38,
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I is using masks for the first time.
So have a pretty.
corduroybeanpole,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:09,
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yayI remember telling you to try using masks ages ago. success!
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:14,
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Yes, I know.Thanks for the push. Also I went to a free Adobe talk about new features in CS4 - and the masks were soooo easy. Not quite the same in 3, but similar. I must use them more often!
( corduroybeanpole,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:17,
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I did have to confirm that via the search though.And I never even complimented you on your cateagle! I do like it.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:18,
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that's the version where Dick van Dyke is still in it, but playing Bertfrom Mary poppins
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:02,
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hahahahahhaaso whos gonna do harold and moid?
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:03,
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Quincy! There a haema phaema globin in the cleary chlory tract!"that's moider"
cue lyrics.............
Thanks Kev Cook
(cue lyrics.............
Thanks Kev Cook
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:04,
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moider she wrote?
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:05,
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Easy way to find out:type it into Google Images*
*for your own safety, please don't type it into Google Images
(*for your own safety, please don't type it into Google Images
giant_squid,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:08,
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I went the safe route.Terrahawks? I don't remember him.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:08,
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wtf is that top left windo under the thing saying mold? SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:43,
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it started herewww.b3ta.com/board/8964487
for "inspiration"
(for "inspiration"
OneOfSome,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:50,
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Ahhh moid morningGood times, good times.
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:52,
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*googles*telephone up the arse, plank through the head... that all? *yawn*
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:52,
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i googled and saw graphs and special needs kids teachersand then realised i had safe search on.
but yeah, how jaded we have become ..
(but yeah, how jaded we have become ..
OneOfSome,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:54,
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Holy hemorrmoids!Thank god you didn't get the telephone moid in there!
Though that plank guy is really grim.
Edit: Fuck! I was wrong! *bokes*
(Though that plank guy is really grim.
Edit: Fuck! I was wrong! *bokes*
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:44,
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Without a surfing goatI would argue that you are a moid short of a full set.
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:47,
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yeah, i forgot that one on accounts of this other goat
OneOfSome,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:53,
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