your ahead of your time
a true masterpeice. I have been awake all night waiting for this post, silently watching.
now I cry in the dark!!!!
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 6:51,
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now I cry in the dark!!!!
hahahah what?
also i kind of have to sleep now but i decided just now to make a bunch of comics because i saw another star wars joke on tv and i was bored and upset but whatever, seems all childish now to be angry about it. whatever.
night all!
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 6:54,
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night all!
ahhahahaah this one actually made myself laugh. i am so funny oh my god.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 6:50,
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fake arms i guess, but the nice part is that the dog has a real vagina!!!!!!!!
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Breaking Celeb News!
Piggy & Kermit tie the knot!
original image for those who have not seen it
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 5:51,
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original image for those who have not seen it
I'm guessing you're posting this
because they've made it illegal again. I want you to know that I've got nothing against it, it's all the same to me, but people do feel very strongly about this subject so maybe expect some fairly strong comments for posting this.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 5:53,
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What's wrong with Divine
...apart from really bad breath, obviously.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 5:54,
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It's not.
Divine would NEVER have gotten married to an army man.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 6:10,
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I think it shopped
I mean, like, wtf is that reflexion in the window? Cant be real!
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 6:14,
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oh, christ
i didn't even notice that! was that on the original?! my god!
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 7:06,
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Actually it's bedtime here.
Silly world. If it were flat we'd all be on the same time.
Beddy bye time!
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 5:31,
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Beddy bye time!
sure is dead.
i got credit crunched so i dont have a job so i dont have to go to bed. haha.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 4:54,
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i got credit crunched so i dont have a job so i dont have to go to bed. haha.
Nice :D
Have a better one. I have to slope off to my public sector shed.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 5:08,
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Another pencil test
I keep doing these, but since I have no real experience with line animation, I have no notion of what I´m doing, if every part is moving together with the others, if an eye is not sliding down more than the rest of the face and things like that. The 7th frame (the still one) has another character on the right that I put there just to know where he should be looking at all times.
I photographed the frames on my light table, in the dark, so the light is shitty like this. I need a fucking scanner. Or maybe a sponsor :^P
This is the sequence that comes imediatly before this one.
Edit: Does anyone recomend Vegas for video editing?
Edit2: Both scenes put together (deformed by Movie Maker): www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xXohoqc7pI
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 2:37,
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I keep doing these, but since I have no real experience with line animation, I have no notion of what I´m doing, if every part is moving together with the others, if an eye is not sliding down more than the rest of the face and things like that. The 7th frame (the still one) has another character on the right that I put there just to know where he should be looking at all times.
I photographed the frames on my light table, in the dark, so the light is shitty like this. I need a fucking scanner. Or maybe a sponsor :^P
This is the sequence that comes imediatly before this one.
Edit: Does anyone recomend Vegas for video editing?
Edit2: Both scenes put together (deformed by Movie Maker): www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xXohoqc7pI
I just noticed that if you click on Rob Manuel's name on the Amazon page for the sick jokes book
all but one of the results (the sick joke book of course) are all biology textbooks. hmmm.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 4:00,
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skywalker ranch
in southern cal is better, but hey, vegas is meant to be a cool enough place
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 3:11,
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Skywlker Ranch
is in Marin County, which is Northern California. Well, its about halfway really, but considered Northern California.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 5:38,
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looking good
what language is that in your youtube more info thingie?
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 4:00,
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I don't like how this has been ignored,
its really good. how long did it take you?
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 4:08,
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why thank you muchly for noticing it
i did go off and sulk and do other work .
this one actually came together all by itself, a random google find of the background image and voila..
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 5:43,
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this one actually came together all by itself, a random google find of the background image and voila..
Yay! I was hoping you were still around.
Don't blame me. Blame it on the disco!
Disco made me do it. Honest.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 2:51,
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Disco made me do it. Honest.
I'll have you know...
I have never been on 4chan and don't intend to!
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 2:38,
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There are 17 variations of paedo bear
and the sense of humour feels similar. /shrug
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 7:57,
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God help me
get the kohl out of my eyebrows before work tomorrow...
Original as if you need it, since my recreation is utterly indistinguishable.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:59,
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Original as if you need it, since my recreation is utterly indistinguishable.
I just now realized the compo is recreating album covers.
I so want to do "Nunsexmonkrock" with my cat, but I know it'll be shit.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 2:24,
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excellent!
extra points for the knitted snake. did you make that yourself? :D
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:35,
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I did!
I was idly browsing album covers looking for inspiration, and I'd actually had my hands on several knitted snakes (scarves) earlier when I was getting my stuff ready for a craft fair so it was an obvious pic to do :)
It has a chip fork for a tongue too but you can't really tell...
I'm awfully glad you haven't all run screaming and shouting "my eyes! my eyes!"... it's my first proper compo pic :D
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Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:10,
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It has a chip fork for a tongue too but you can't really tell...
I'm awfully glad you haven't all run screaming and shouting "my eyes! my eyes!"... it's my first proper compo pic :D
now you've pointed out the chip fork
i feel it deserves extra points
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Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:12,
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A leaked picture of a failed government experiment to replicate 9/11 x 1000
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They are too busy winning singing competitions with whoopi goldberg
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:19,
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Nope, that would be Babylon A.D.
Either that, or 'Space Truckers'. Urgh.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:29,
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/\
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This one is better
because it has only one zombie coming out of the ground.
Oh wate those are nuns. Yes.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:47,
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Oh wate those are nuns. Yes.
/\
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| | | ||| |
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PNNNYYEEEOWWw.
It's like that episode of Doctor Who where the church spire blasted off like a rocket
with all the vampires in it, and then it turned round and came back down and staked the giant king vampire through the heart. I'm pretty sure that's how it went.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:55,
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Man, vampires are shit at getting out of the way of rocket churches.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:57,
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Noooooo!
Yes!
Oh man. I'm embarrassed to say I was there. Snorting coke and all. Oh my god. And I could have been listening to punk.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6JiTwj-znw
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:15,
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Oh man. I'm embarrassed to say I was there. Snorting coke and all. Oh my god. And I could have been listening to punk.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6JiTwj-znw
good, i'm sloshed and listening to a-ha - the living daylights..FUCKING ACE.
how are you duckie?
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:17,
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bored shitless
and lamenting my lack of social life.
think i might watch some sort of filmic entertainment, but will have to get off my arse to get the dvd
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:21,
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think i might watch some sort of filmic entertainment, but will have to get off my arse to get the dvd
yeh,
except i don't have loads to drink
had planned on going for an after work drink with a mate, but she wasn't working, kinda defeated the object.
still the only hetero in the village?
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:27,
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had planned on going for an after work drink with a mate, but she wasn't working, kinda defeated the object.
still the only hetero in the village?
pretty much.
found another..but he's not interested..o i just bully him now and tell him i love him because it makes him flinch.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:34,
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aww,
just drug him and then tie him to the bed posts
i was promised that was gonna happen to me last weekend but it never did, i should get my money back
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:36,
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i was promised that was gonna happen to me last weekend but it never did, i should get my money back
he has no bed..he's sleeping on his couch
and my attempts to lure him home haven't worked..he's scared of my mum who keeps asking him out.
and i'd get my money back if i was you.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:37,
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and i'd get my money back if i was you.
i meant your bed
not his.
although your mother coming onto him probably will scare him off/turn him gay.
just promise him she won't be in
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:41,
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although your mother coming onto him probably will scare him off/turn him gay.
just promise him she won't be in
Hmmm I think I must be losing it
I thought I saw this a couple of hours ago.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:12,
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The problem I have with car chops
is I don't know what the originals look like, so they just look like cars to me.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:17,
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haha exactly!
i spend bloody ages trying to spot something comical in the background thinking that'll be the whole idea of it..but no..bloody cars.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:18,
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there's a man in the background wearing a large pair of comedy breasts.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:21,
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Great leg action
but I reckon you want to get some moob wobble going on there
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:18,
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i saw it the first time
by the way, your liver isn't doing as well as i hoped it might when i pinched it
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:17,
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my eyes have gone red after i got out the shower
...wassup with that?
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:19,
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Oh is this the one from earlier?
...but now the hood is on the roof?
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:21,
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oh ta, your's is better shopped, when i did i I found out how facking tedious they were.
no one else has said they like my mini...*sniff*
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:20,
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Why are those 'shrunken car shops' so popular BTW?
They are so simple to do, here:
made from: www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/carsdirect565.jpg in about 1 minute...
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:26,
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made from: www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/carsdirect565.jpg in about 1 minute...
Arghh mine took me about a bleeding hour in photoshop!!!
Stoopid technologicalazizationings
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:32,
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Ooops, sorry,
You just shoulda chosen an easier to shop angle, sideways on is a piece of poop to do.
They do look cooler with the big wheels tho...
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:36,
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They do look cooler with the big wheels tho...
yeah but that's just cutting out a one inch wide strip then sticking it back together
could do it with scisors and a magazine in the same time
here's sauce for mine:
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/Morris_Mini-Minor_1967.jpg
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:46,
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here's sauce for mine:
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/Morris_Mini-Minor_1967.jpg
Yeh but my point is the way simple to do ones like my example seem to pop up everywhere online at the mo,
and cause a stir, makes you wonder why anyone bothers to take any time doin summat more interesting.
fashioncarsonline.blogspot.com/2008/09/mini-cars.html
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:53,
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fashioncarsonline.blogspot.com/2008/09/mini-cars.html
haha. more moid.
also this amuses me far too much.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ&feature=related
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:02,
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uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ&feature=related
And me......
I thought the TEARS FOR FEARS follow-up was a bit lame, but at least it was a noble attempt.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:13,
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yeah, it wasn't as good..and the bloke in tears for fears face just annoys the fuck out of me.
specially in that video.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:14,
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LOLOL -- Thanks for pointing that out!
It was worth it -- ruining one of my favorite 80's songs :/
;)
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:21,
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;)
That could be the new Rick Roll video.
It was nauseating (like just about everything 80's) until PIPE WRENCH FIGHT. You can't go wrong with a pipe wrench.
Now if we could just get some arc welding fighting going on.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:09,
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Now if we could just get some arc welding fighting going on.
it's good
maybe try curving the lines of the cliffs so they're slightly O shaped...like a fish-eye effect...
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:32,
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mwuahaha
to be honest ruth gordon already looked like moid quite a bit
www.xxeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/b000063km102lzzzzzzz.jpg
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:35,
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to be honest ruth gordon already looked like moid quite a bit
www.xxeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/b000063km102lzzzzzzz.jpg
Hmmmm
"Consider the mustard seed in the field"
"Consider the lily"
"Consider the.... err..... yeah, consider the, err, waves on the shore."
Nah, Jesus was all for pointless comments. Why, I remember reading in the Acts that he once told Peter that he had new sandles.
"I've got new sandles, Peter," Jesus said.
"New sandles, Lord?" Peter asked. "They look like the old ones to me."
"Yes, they do," Jesus replied, laughing through his handsomly-cropped beard. He was a fun old kind of chap.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:41,
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"Consider the lily"
"Consider the.... err..... yeah, consider the, err, waves on the shore."
Nah, Jesus was all for pointless comments. Why, I remember reading in the Acts that he once told Peter that he had new sandles.
"I've got new sandles, Peter," Jesus said.
"New sandles, Lord?" Peter asked. "They look like the old ones to me."
"Yes, they do," Jesus replied, laughing through his handsomly-cropped beard. He was a fun old kind of chap.
Christ. And I thought I loved him.
Next time I'm in brighton let's go to his house together and piss on his doorstep.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:47,
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There was a time
that we were in the field with the Lord and we were hungry. But it was a Sunday and we did not want to pick any of the farmer's grain to eat. And Jesus said, "For fuck's sake, if it was a Monday you'd stab the farmer in his sleep for his 4x4 and PS3 but because it's a Sunday you won't steal a bit of raw wheat. What are you, some kind of fucking pussies? Grow some fucking balls and eat that wheat you cunts."
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:51,
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one of my all time favs
and filmed just a few miles from my house, actually (well, lots of it, anyway.)
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:02,
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As much as I'd love to disagree,
I simply can't.
Your brilliance is blinding me D:
*shields eyes*
'Ning ma'am
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:39,
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Your brilliance is blinding me D:
*shields eyes*
'Ning ma'am
you forget, i'm not 15..don't do your creepy gary glitter routine on me!!!
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:40,
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I'm not, I just have nothing to be guilty about :/
Which is why I'm confused.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:46,
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Hahaha
Edit: Arf! Just noticed crap toilet tranny is in your profile. I miss him like a brother/sister hybrid.
I want that picture on a christmas card.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:38,
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I want that picture on a christmas card.
ooo thats given me an idea.
might have to be e-cards tho as my printer is fucked..but toilet tranny cards would be awesome.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:39,
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Santa Claus had the right idea - visit people only once a year.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:24,
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Nonsense
The last pair I had were excellent. Until I took them apart and tried to replace the speaker on a wiimote with it.
It didn't work.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:27,
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It didn't work.
I got bought a pair of PC161s last year
I can't fault them in any way.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:38,
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Sennnheieisieseserssersrs are teh ace
The only headphones with proper laaaarrrd bass innit
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:38,
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So long as you don't move and only wish to hear bass and treble.
and every tiny noise your internals make...
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:12,
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I checked the naughty list.
You were going to be disappointed either way.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:26,
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That would make a brilliant April Fools in the kids Newsround section
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:25,
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Hahahahahahahaha just notced at the bottom:
"Vatican 'forgives' John Sergeant"
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:32,
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I spotted that
It was his unholy style of dancing that did it.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:33,
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I assumed it was because he claimed to be bigger than Jesus
Which I though was fair, Jesus was only about 5'2", the little blighter.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:36,
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Haha, yay!
Although I feel a bit sorry for IE now, even though it's shite.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:23,
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I meant to
turn the wide bit of his mouth upside down, but I couldn't be arsed.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:24,
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