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# With thanks to God Save The Queen for the gif :D
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# curry
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# That curry?
It aint half hot mum!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# a little otter?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Tarka dall?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# i used to hang out on the set
for this when i was a kid.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Really?
WHat's Burma like? ;D

That is the second coolest thing ever.

After finding out that one of my mates mum was the producer, or something like that, of Bullseye.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Outside broadcast bit were done on the common
at the end of my road. Few pot plants and you're in Burma.

Most of the cast were really nice esp windsor davies and chah wallah. Lofty & Gloria were tossers though.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] before he was a hobbit, he was john connor
Imagine if patricia routledge were a robot!!!

(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# "Your Money Your House and your country give them to me"
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Wait..what??
You mean she isn't a robot???
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Nee-Naa
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Hahaha
class in a glass!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# HAMMER TIME!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# i'm so old now...
i can only do 70's/80's TV shows.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Yey for teh Bill!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I remember watching chiiiiiips years ago
I probably had no idea it was complete cobblers
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Bit of poor captioning but funny
Anyone seen this on BBC news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7790362.stm

Check out the caption below the picture of the child
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Links, before the pitchforks get you!
too late
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Bog
off
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Buy One Get One Free?
Where?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# on cheese
now smell my cheese, bitch

how do sir?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# No offence lynn,
but your life isn't technically worth insuring!

Lo fella! I'm grand enough, I just bought me some beer. First booze of the week! Woo!

Yourself?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I am good, feeling better
may have booze later, unless I have a trippy feeling like last night
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Just take some LSD
and you wont know whether you are tripping naturally so you wont worry!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# you what?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# This is not your blog
now go away please
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# lol
This is merely confirmation that at the end of my life I am on the bus marked for Hull.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Me Too !
I sniggered.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# me also
:D
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# and?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# how is that funny?
Fail
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# pfffft, jaundice cancer
ZOMG, BART LOOKS LIKE QUEEN
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# QUEEN'S DEAD!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# do we get a day off?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I dunno
That pic says WIN to me, not FAIL!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# haha horses for courses i suppose
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Even though creepy-Lisa is giving the two fingers?
That's just rude!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Liking the noobmaster style flag :D
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I love the way they have a consistent non runny yellow going on
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# apart from posting on the wrong board
it wasn't even funny
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# hah
it looks like the rider dude just lost a boxing match with the horse

:D
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# pfft
hull beckons
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# ZOMG this is the best thing on the internets!
ignore these fools.
There is nothing wrong with sharing worthless links here.

It's not at all like taking a shit in the washing basket...

fook off.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] first post, not very good but anyway!
Political ambiguity! Watch out Obama, Robert Lindsay's coming your way and Orsen Welles is backing him up!!!!

(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Which part have you shopped?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Can't you tell?
He's obviously wrapped a cat around his arm.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# the 2 greatest ever citizens of the world
Come on, it'd be the greatest ever american crime series, even better than diagnosis murder, like a mercin randall and hopkirk. Smith the funny cockney rebel and kane the serious overbearing one, solving political misdemeaners in Washington! What more could the world want!!!
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Where will you be...?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# hahahaha
winnah!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
His expression is priceless!

(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# funny face
very funny
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Top
I do miss Leonard Rossiter
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Haha
That better not be airmail, foo.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I stole the joke from somewhere, but I forgot where, sorry if it was from here
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# probably xkcd
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick...


a very poor attempt - sorry!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# pfft!
The students need more assault rifles, though...
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# poss to good for this board
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
I get this and like it! :D
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# haha
too much water, and I can clearly see part of South America!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# They still won't be able to locate their country
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] The internet, it's in a box!

Afternoons all :)
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I was expecting "Bring on the wall"
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# hahahah
nicely. Moss looks pretty comfortable there
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# There should be a Moss in every home
He's utterly amazing :D
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I'VE GOT A GUN!
I'VE GOT A GUN!

*runs around park waving pistol at bullies*
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] prolly bindun
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# that's why Catherine Zeta Jones married him
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# she married the wrong one then :)
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# oh him..
wasn't he in confessions of a window cleaner?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# probably
haven't we all been in those films, based on those letter from pron mags
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# for some reason I looked at that
and even though I could see the words I still thought you meant Jack Hargreaves even though I know he's been dead for yonks. I loved Jack Hargreaves. He was like a friendly old Grandpa on the telly.

Who is Jack Douglas? Was he the one on Carry on who's sole job was to act as if he was having a fit?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# yes him
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Douglas, who was born in Newcastle upon Tyne, was also seen with The Goodies and on The Benny Hill Show.

His credits included Carry On Matron, Carry On Abroad, Carry On Girls, Carry On Dick, Carry On Behind, Carry On England and Carry On Emmanuelle. "phwaay"
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# doing the same gag, over and over, over, over and over again
like a monkey with a miniature cymbal
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Haha nice!
Isn't Vauxhall Cross Mi6, though?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
#
It's an official secret
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# clicks
just for using Vauxhall. I'm stuck there as we speak. or write. whatever.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Aherm...
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# see I would watch that
woo :D
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# 'Ready Break', shirly? :D
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Jesus Christ
I just spurted beer from my nostrils at breathtaking speed.

CLICK
(, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] You have 30 seconds to come up with a nine letter word
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# :D
I love this - the explosion is deliciously 16 bit
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# quizzical
1000 points
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Bastid.
Pisses mind into oblivion.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Bastardos!
:D
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Quizzical
Took me several watches to get it though.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Good god! That's over a meg!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Good god is it? Unknown on mine....
*pities*
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# It's actually above 1.5MB...
EDIT: Hang on it's gone mental fast
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# is it quimmmmmm
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# haha
shit, carol looks relaxed though
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I've got a 9, Richard
Only one thing it can be, Quizzical.

Countdown would be so much more entertaining if they actually used the Duke Nukem 3D style explosions..

That has set my Suzie Dent obsession off again. Thanks a lot - I was doing so well, too.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Please optimize, we have a limit here of 400K for an anim
(which if you ask me is too big, B3ta is fucking slow since they changed that)
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# nobody asked you
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# hes probably right though...
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# he posted a 350k animation a bit further down
so nyer
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# awww...hey wait...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Heh.


(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# now, kill them and cook them
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# with some nice roast
spudz! :D
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I really want to try squirrel meat
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# tastes like badger
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# now I want to try badger
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# tastes like fox, but a bit more gamey
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I want to try Fox
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# then you should definitely come to one of my
credit-crunch busting roadkill barbecues!
I've got a nice bit of hedgehog too, fits lovely in a sandwich. Om nom nom.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# only if the bbq is real and not just you trying to sex me
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# as if!
Now have a nibble on this sausage...
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# why it is such a small sausage you've got there
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# well, it is December
*shivers*
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# mm, badgers on the game
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# yep
times is hard in Farthing Wood
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry its rubbish, im still at work


actually, even if i wasnt at work it would still be shit.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# That would make Time Team a hell of a lot more interesting
Tony Robinson is the man, but a series of small walls can only hold you attention for so long
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# But the sexual tension between Tony and Phil, keeps you watching
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha
christ that yokel accent of his is strong..
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# he is from Oxfordshire
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# is he?
we're talking about the guy with the pork chops who's usually digging for something, right?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Phil, yeah he comes from Oxfordshire and works for wessex uni
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Surely not?
That's a Bristol accent if ever I did hear one.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# here you are
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Ah well there you are moy lover.
He's born on Oxford but lived in Wiltshire ( like my missus ) so has a west country accent as opposed to an Oxfordshire accent which I consider to be much different.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# nearer oxford it becomes more of a farmer accent
People I know who are about 5 mile from me have a farmer accent, I have odd mixs of a accent
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# reminds me of eddie izzard
speed archaeolgy! diggers!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I wonder what's wrong with me sometimes.
I consider Time Team and indeed anything remotely archaeological to be the absolute top in TV edutainment.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I like it a lot,
it's lovely and boring.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# don't get me wrong
it's top quality edutainment, but lacking killer robots from the future
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ....


George Peppa.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# heheh - you swine
I was wondering why I couldn't click "call a cunt" , not that I wanted to, of course...
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Cheap kit shock!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# hahah
nice work
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# 707
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# :D
hooray for good noobs
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# this!!!!
best noob since Happy Toast*




*possibly....
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Happy Toast has always existed and always will exist
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# his death will mark the end of time
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Ta
very much
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# .. yeah - you're a little too good
*attempts to yank off your mask*


oh - it's a face... sorry about that.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Yeah, but who is he underneath this false beard!
*attempts to yank off false beard*


oh, it's a real beard.


Sorry madam.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I say, I didn't come here to be yanked
I have a small club I go to for that
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Not that I want to gun down Neil Buchanan...
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I fucking do
what a cunt.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# bit fucking bigger would be nice
I can't see it clearly.

In other news, I'm going to fuck off and do some stuff now.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Shitbags
me too.

Bye b3th, stay lovely. *dobs*
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# careful now
stuff sounds dangerous - are you adequately festooned with protective garments?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)

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