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# LOLWEAKSATIRE
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# That's so true
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I hope you enjoyed your shit
I did.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# You're welcome to my shit
I'm finished with it
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
#
Your shit is shit
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Pfft!
What do you call it when someone from middle management, starts working in Senior management?

A promotion!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Family Guy?


Or American Dad?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I believe that that was
Family guy.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I am split on Dilbert.
On one hand, it is poorly thought out, repetitious
and mischaracterizing of irrelevant old archtypes.
On the other, I like Catbert quite a bit.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Catbert is awesome!
:D
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:33, archived)
# FUCK YOU
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:33, archived)
# BRING FLOWERS
ALSO
CANDY
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# MONEY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU EH?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:36, archived)
# just bring him some old, mouldy newspapers and catalogues.
you've seen his pics.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# I'm going to dress up like Mister Gutenberg.
There's no way he'll be able to resist.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# THREE MEN, A BABY AND A TUMESCENT, SWEATY DAIKON.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# OH SHIT!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Well hellOOO there.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# indeed!
Garfield is ten times funnier
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 2:10, archived)
# i approve of wally
simply for the phrase "my ultimate goal in life is drift into a job where i have no responsibility and where no decision i make has any impact..." *huck* "sorry, i was so uninspired my heart stopped beating"
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I prefer Dogbert's shenanigans
but even he's pretty monotone.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Ivan Brunetti shoots dilbert down perfectly
in his 'misery loves comedy' collection. God I love Ivan Brunetti, all should read him, ALL should read him
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
# you dropped this -
's cock
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:49, archived)
# he did a shit.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# once only
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# coming soon: return to brown.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Well I loved this version of dilbert.
The others, not so much.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Jew Bastards
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Riiiiight....
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)
# wiiiing....
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# engine on fire
please assume crash positions

/airplane
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Your persistence paid off.
Now everyone can see what a dick you are.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Anal
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Apologies.
Now everyone can see what an ass you are.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Suck it down baby
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# SHLURP
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# and i thought you were
my felching bitch? two timing whore!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:12, archived)
# I like that
mmmmm dogging
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)
# hahahah
source pic FTW!! her face is brilliant
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Anjali
UK Indian swinger

or so I hear
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:37, archived)
# *smirks*
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Dicks fuck asses chuck
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# it's cutting edge, topical humour like this that keeps the master race on top.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Allow me to lighten the mood
by whoring my compo entry...




Click for bigger (89 kb)
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:49, archived)
# hahahah
nicely
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:50, archived)
# THIS IS A FEMINIST BOOKSTORE!
THERE IS NO HUMOUR SECTION!

heh. good stuff.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:11, archived)
# That's not very good at all, really.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# did anyone watch that bbc four, 2 hour anne frank film. its on iplayer
worth a watch. the documentary not that drama series.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)
# THEY'RE IN THE ATTIC!
How I wish that story was true.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:33, archived)
# they could have at least put on steve maclaranesque dutch accents
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Award for best phony Dutch accent
goes to Chris Morris, in the "Gush" sketch.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:50, archived)
# also it might already be the case but i have decided that anne frank is now
rhyming slang for "having a wank (in secret)". i'm so clever me.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# HE'S IN THE ATTIC
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:46, archived)
# She always abuses the ingredients.
Arf.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:33, archived)
# well i liked it
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# To be fair
If Leningrad had posted this
It would've been Hilarious.

If I'd done it
It would've been ignored.

Well Done for hitting the middle ground.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Thank you
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I didn't say I liked it !
800 Celsius would be Gas Mark 49 by the way.

Only a Pigshit Thick Retarded Cunt wouldn't know that !
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# You smell
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)
# hahahahahahafuckingha!
and a *clikc* - us sick cunts have got to stick together!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 3:37, archived)
# DRUGZ! :D
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Yes please.

(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I doesn't haves any.
:[
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Fuck, i'll have to wait till tomorrow then.

(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Awwww, sorry.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:11, archived)
# No worries
I have cigs, they'll do.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Oh, okay.
:]
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Well....if my bastarding mum goes to bed already...
edit: you're being mentioned on /talk
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Why does it matter if she's awake or not?
edit: yeah they like to talk mean 'bout me
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I'm not allowed to smoke in the house and I'm going to do it out of my bedroom window becuase I can't be arsed going outside to d it.
and there's more chance of her smelling ti/walking in if she's awake.

oh, and they talk mean about everyone.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Oooooh, right.
Gotcha.


Yeah, they do. Hahahah
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:19, archived)
# As much as I hate it...i'm one of them though :(

(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# There should be /talk rehab...
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)
# *laughs*
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Hahahahahah
You should just pop up laughing randomly, in people's RL conversations and stuff, then run away.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# i do and it gets me in trouble.
when i laugh at conversations i'm not involved in people assume i'm taking the piss
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Hahahahah
I walk by conversations sometimes and just go 'Ooooh, I knooow' in a weird nasal voice, with a British accent. Or talk back to people shouting on their cell phones. I have yet to get in trouble. Emphasis on the yet.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# kenneth williams?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:36, archived)
# What?


EDIT: Yes!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Does your mum smoke?
because unless she has also destroyed her sense of smell, she will know that you have been smoking in the house.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Not if you set fire to it afterwards.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# *clicks fingers*
*winks*
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)
# its possible she has no nose i guess...
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# How does she smoke?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# "I was just burning some paper!"
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:33, archived)
# WITH SOME WEED IN IT, MAYBE
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# LOL
DRUGZ! :D
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# nicotine is so twentieth century.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)
# lolarity ensues
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Yes.
Lolarity.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I'm rofling as we speak
ROFL

see
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Cor!
Lookit them ROFLs.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Now I am literally LMAO
Literally
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Are bad.


(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Trust him
look at his head
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:11, archived)
# 0_o
drugzez,nyomz!
no doez drugzed can be for healthy for me.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:12, archived)
# But Pete Doherty does DRUGZ! :D
And he's perfectly healthy.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)
# BIG PANTS HIDE DRUG
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Do drugs turn your feet into buns?
Blimey
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Best hope I don't get a yeast infection then
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)
# DEATH!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:17, archived)
# DEATH AND ALL HIS FRIENDS
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:22, archived)
# WOW WHAT EVER THAT WAS ABOVE WAS MODDED QUICK!
Good work mod!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I reckon the poster deleted it
because the image link didn't work. It was an ftp link.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# DROGAS!!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:22, archived)
# DROOGIES
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Greens !
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# GREENZ! :D
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# HEY YOU OWE ME FOR THAT.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# LOL STOLEN DRUGZ! :D
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# *waves vial of antidote*
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# ArggG!
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR IT??
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# truth and beauty.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:42, archived)
# TRUTH: MY NAILS ARE PAINTED GREEN
BEAUTY: MAYBE THIS?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# THAT'S WHERE THEY DROWNED THEM ALL
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:53, archived)
# YOU KNOW WE DID.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:43, archived)
# this guy would ike to get know you
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Pffffthahah
Wow.


Just wow.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Its a b3ta meme you prat
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)
# A meme started by me, no less
There was a porn video that looked like a woman I work with. As I recall I recognised her, and get this, "Even under all that spunk". Comedy gold.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)
# SAUSAGE AND BEER
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# SAUSAGE AND FUCKING BEER
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# what kind of beer?
*waits in judgement*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I suspect it's Monkey Beer.
It's not for ladies, but this eunoch seems to be getting on fine with it.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# fucking, shitty monkey beer.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# REAL MEN DRINK PIGFUCKER CLOWN BEER
 
IT'S KNOWN
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)
# FUCKING RIGHT WE DO.
ALSO: MIMOSAS.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Shakey . . . Jerky . . .
what more does he want/need !
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# bored

can't think of anything to do here
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Cool
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Captured . . . in a moment !
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# you talkin' to me?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# wooo! thats awesome!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# That is most ace!

Have some Bickled eggs....
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:32, archived)
# That is an odd way to incubate them . . .
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I don't think that I'm too sure anymore . . .
even if I did have something that I thought that I wanted to say . . .
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# i feel the same way.
i don't know if your uncertainty is related to this image or not though. mine isn't.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I'm not quite sure what's going on here, but I like the end result!
:D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:34, archived)
# hinckley had a vision.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# oh eck that gives me the
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# don't spam please
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# hes dribbling and has acne!
yay! for adolescent pat!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# It all adds up to retirement !
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Bindun
but still funny.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# hahahaha.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# 7 Shape ... B3ta (I'm on fire today)


Red Sushi
(T-shirt Available, Poster Available)

7-Shape Vector drawn in Xara Xtreme.
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

All 7-Shapes Art: Public (inc. B3tans) | Music | Artists | Politics | Actor | Comedy | Director | Literature | Science | TV & Radio | Pointless
-
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# niiiiceee!!
wheres mine???
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)
# In the pile ...
... it will get done this year for sure ... my target is one a day but i've already surpassed this today ...

... so that buys me some time off!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Yes.. yes it does!
awesome work!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# fantastic!
:)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# WHOOP! WHOOP!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Fucking awesome!
Thank you so much for realising I wasnt as bald as I feared you would think :D

You are officially my favourite person in the world now :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# He just felt sorry for you and was generous with your hairline.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Arf!
Nah, it was just that the pic I sent him had the top of my head cut off smartarse! ;)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Great :D
You've been busy today!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# verra nice
"oh shit..... i've only done 6 shapes.... better whack some circuitry on his head.... there! 7!"


you cheating fuck. you'll always be 6-shapes loser. you're not ready to move to the big leagues....




7-shapes..... bloody hell you're good
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# also... i liked Darth Widdercombe earlier :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# How dare thee sir!
Follow the dots like one of them puzzles and you'll see it leads you all sorts of places. Which the complicated ... erm ... I mean, fun thing about doing them. ;)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# so its dot to dot without any dots....
whoa.... zen....
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:27, archived)
# You've made him all slim!!!
Oh I get! Filesize issues!!



Most brill!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I can't wait till I meet you and get to slap your fat fucking face! ;D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Bring it on!


(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Children, children play nicely ...
... or I'll take away your lego for a week.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# A week with out lego?
*behaves*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Nooooooooo!
I live for lego :(

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Blazing Whoop Whoop !
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# the break down for
redsushi as he wanted to see how it was made

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:31, archived)
# hehe the lightest level is a falling man
and sush... never lose your mouth. its fucking creepy
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Your mum's creepy!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:38, archived)
# hahahah
totally. joey deacon lives!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Ahh!
I was always wondered where the seven shapes were!

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Awesome :D
I love how you do the hair!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:35, archived)
# *shudder*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# There's only one way to settle this: FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!

CFB
(300kb)

'Ning!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Ooooh! Nicely as always!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# £10 on fire to win in the third round.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# i've just realised i don't ever actually comment on your pics even when they're dead good
sorry
this is dead good
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Well you can't comment on the shit ones..
Cos there isn't any!!

Woo Todd.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Ooo, I feel all wobbly and gleeful now. :D
*hugs*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Yay!
I just pulled on the internets!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# GET IN THERE MY SON!!!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# :D Thank you!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# i never know which side to cheer for.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# The fiiiiiiiiiiiight has escalated !
THWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK !
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# wise one
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:59, archived)
# LOLCATS R BAK! LOLZ!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)
# lol! genuinely!
should be titz though, shirley?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# sorry al ittle off topic
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Hahaha
ALSO: there's a topic? Fuck that shit.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Hazelnut in every bite, apparently.


(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# LOLwoman drivers?



(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Indeed!
can't remember the source but it was a young lady who was a bit distracted and forgot to put the handbrake on.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# I resent that!





;]
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# You missed out 'pre'
from the middle of that word.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Oi!
I am soon to be a driver! And I will be very good at it. I will go very fast and run over old ladies.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Now that
is the best kind of driver in my opinion!
/ageist blog
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Hooray!
:D

Honestly, like when I'm in a car, I point people out and tell the driver to run them over. If one of my friends does that, I'll actually run the person down.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# sweet! we should go for a drive sometime!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Hahahahah
Alright!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# why? was it your car???
:D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# XD
No, but if I do drive into a lake, I will make it a clean one, without algae.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# cor thats women for ya!
always about the hygiene and cleanliness!
:D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Well nah
it's just that algae is gross. And like...I think it's poisonous or summat?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# It's a pond, and it's duckweed not algae.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# *headdesk*
What's the difference???


XD
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# DON'T MOCK DUCKWEED!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS A FUCKING DUCKWEED?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# IT'S A PLANT THAT INVADES AND CAUSES STAGNATION WITHIN PONDS!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# OH OKAY I HAVE LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# NO THAT'S LEMONAIDE.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Pffft. 10 points.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# 10!!! Cor!
thanks!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# LOLCARS!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# haha! that is ace!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Did you notice the little person in the grille?
I didn't until about an hour after i made it :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# yeah, seen this one before,
but I did notice the little person straight away,.... what you thought they were steering that cow with the steering wheel!?!?!?
:D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# To be honest with you,
who was steering the thing wasn't my first question....
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Hahaha! That i don't blame you for sir...
mine was WTF??!!!!!!!????!1
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Silly Sushi
Animals don't drive themselves!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# What the fudd!?!?!?!


(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# hhahahahaha
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# I'm ashamed to say that made me lol :(
*Flagellates*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# As I was mean to you last night I'll give you a bit of friendly advice...
Text on a picture is looked down upon a bit around these parts, lolcats doubley so. Especially when you're a bit... new.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Ah ok
duly noted, it made you LOL though which must be a good thing.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# You were mean to yourself?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# what a bastard, he should kick his own arse for that!
there is no need to be mean to yourself mue, :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Of course not.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# SHUT THE FUCK UP
DICKSHOES!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# This needs a SPLURT after three or so loops.
/ac
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# You may be looking for this:
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhahhah shit
 
some things are best forgotten
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Can't dance?
Then move slowly and clap occasionally. NO-ONE WILL BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# NO NO NO!
That's the best website in da world :P
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I agree with this statement
pffft
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:12, archived)
# heh. that was wonderful.
must have cost them a fortune rebuilding all the sets to look normal next to his microdwarfism.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# more likely he mistook us for 4chan
FUCK OFF BACK TO 4CHAN
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 3:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# you love marilyn manson
you want to marry him
and kiss him all up

yes you do too

idst
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Ooh you fucking liar.
Ooh.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# no, you do
i heard you tell karen outside geography

you bummer
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Jimmm Yyyy Hilll
Chinn Eeee Reckkk Onnnn
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Her breasts is a cats.
Hellote mofluhu. Feeling better yet?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Kind of.
I'll be over it tomorrow I think.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# not according to my schedule....
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# When do I get better
according to your schedule?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Soon, I hope!
*hugs*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)
# better than what?
pls to define parameters.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Better than being sick.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# you will be healed in two days.
provided you buy my healthElixir.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I'll take 20!
:D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# ENTER YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBERS HERE AND PREPARE YOUR ARM FOR THE NEEDLES.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# NEEDLES?
NOOOOOOOOOO
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:43, archived)
# knives?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Ceiling cat is masturbating Manson?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# kitteh!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Yes
It's probably either Lily and Aleister
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I want it to be O.J.
I like O.J. because he is orange and was found on some steps.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:59, archived)
# {Token MM and pussy gag]
woo
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)
# gagged with MMs in her pussy?
dear diary,
jackpot
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Minstiltation:P
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# *marries*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Sir!
Thank you for the advice on IN Bruges!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# good man
i thought that might be up your street :)

technicallyi'vegotfourgramsonmeandonegraminme,whichmayexplainwhymyheartisgoinglikethebleedin'clappersandfeelslikeitsgoingtoleapoutmechest


really very well written, innit.


though it had me at the rascist dwarf
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Aye, I couldn't really get it at first,
and unfortunately I worked out the twist about 10 minutes before the end, but it was still astonishing. Made me have a lot more respect for Colin Farrel. Also, the scene where the old fella dies genuinely shook me up!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# there was a twist?
*missed that completely*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I will gaz you :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# A gram of what?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Norton
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Poor Russell looked quite confused and awkward
in that show. I can't figure if he didn't like the Scottish lady, or Graham...
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# My guess
he wasn't getting enough attention.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Oh, yes, that could be.
But 'tis Graham's show. Though I do think he paid more attention to the Scottish woman. I didn't like her.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# cocoaina
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Cocoaina?
Okay.




Is that a drug?
;]
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# i've probably just mispelt the spanish for cocaine
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Aaaah.
I didn't know there was a Spanish word for cocaine.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)
# WOW! Now that is amazing!
tried my first vector a couple of days ago, what do you use???
*clicks*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Mofaha just oozes talent at his computer and pictures come out.
Sometimes it doesn't even need to be switched on.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I CREATED THIS COMMENT WITH JUST THE POWER OF MY MIND
AND A BROKEN PEN I FOUND IN THE PARKING LOT
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# wow coincidence!!
thats how i made this one!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Stop stealling Mofaha's broken pens!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Mascarade . . .
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Goth cat is watchin you emo hate
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Ace as ever.


(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# gay idiot
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# BOATS, MOTHERFUCKERS.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Hmmmm?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
WHAT?
XD
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# hahah
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# BOATS
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# flickr search returns only eight pics for the term "BOATS, MOTHERFUCKERS".
seven are from one member, and none of them are yours.

pls respond.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Will this do?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# WE DRINK TEA MOTHERFUCKERS
FUCKING TEA MOTHERFUCKERS
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:12, archived)
# genius
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:16, archived)
# haha, yes.
i used to work for an organisation called HANDS. how did you know?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Marilyn Manson is my BFF
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Your BFF forever?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# BFF 4EVER AND EVR LIEK OMG
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I NO RITE
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I LOEV HIM LIEK WOW LOL
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Font


Does anyone know what the font was used for the ceiling cat picture?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Oh my....
Edit: Also, you seem to fail rather a lot when you post. Despite having been on b3ta for over 6 years! I really think you should read the faq!

EDIT EDIT: EVERYONE CHEER UP! BLAZING SADDLES IS ON FIVE NOW :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Can I use this as an excuse to whore out my little series
while there seem to be some people about?
www.b3ta.com/board/9083314
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I hope there will be a shotgun in this game
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I will add one just for you.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# SWEET
 
although that could be taking it into Mr Wiggles territory.
www.mrwiggleslovesyou.com/
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# EDIT: CHEER UP EVERYONE BLAZING SADDLES IS ABOUT TO BE CHOPPED UP INTO 15 MINUTE SEGMENTS AND FILLED WITH SHODDY ADS
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# No sorry, seen it before though
*thinks*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# CTHULHU IS WATCHING YOU WATCH CTHULHU MASTURBATE
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# i have you onm ignore
yet i am still pissed off with you spamming your shit all over the board
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I think the internet just had had aneurysm.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Actually, I do know. You can find it...
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Doh, i was so hoping that was i love horses!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)
# WINGDINGS
 

 
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# LOL, stop that, Jesus!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# BECAUSE HE'S A FAT PERV
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)
# mouse debate sans
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)
# HELL YES
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
# AH FUCK YEAH
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# the joys of being omnipresent!
hello, you. happy holiday season.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
# HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
 
Likewise.. back at work, or still enjoying these long hot days?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# back at work today. ugh.
still b3ta helps with the dreariness.

had some quality long hot days at ohope in the bay of plenty tho. you back at work too?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Ooh, nice.
 
yeah, started back last week but I wasted a hell of a lot of time on the internet.
Summer school is very quiet.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Is it 2004 again?



(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I haven't had this much fun with fonts since Comic Sans was invented in 1718 by the Algerians
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# themes new roman
edit : is posting while asleep
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Go ask Helvetica Bold
She'll know
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Loudmouth of the fonts folder.
Cuh.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Cappin!
Mi twat-o-meter has just gone ballistic!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Fucking hell! I only come back to /board infrequently, and this is what greets me?
Oh well, I'll try and be helpful...
It's either Amplitude Wide Regular, Syntax LTStd-Bold, Normalise Din MN, Negotiate Heavy or Peter Pierre XBold.

I'll shut the door on my way out
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Oh dear.
/talk user?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# don't tar him with the /talk brush
he's just shit at the internet
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# So there is a brush then?


(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:50, archived)
# A shite brush
You used a different colour for /talk.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)
# it is another reason why i rarely bother

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Oh my!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Oh my!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Oh hai!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I'm bad with fonts to . . . this it ?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Bucket stealin' font . . .
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I was quite sad when he died.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# This is new!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# poor pat...
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# oh no!
:( my childhood memories :(
I have the LP of postman pat (and the wombles)
early in the morning la la la la
G'nite b3ta!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
# nite skug
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)
# no pat nooo!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Feminist Uprising!



Click for bigger (32 kb)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Bunker busters ?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Indeed!
bunker butt busters!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)
# sheikh
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Sheik Yerbouti

aka Shake you booty
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)
# The fish on the ecstasy confused me for a second.
Shake your boot fishfood?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I go sleep now
zz
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# ZZNNZZ
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)

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