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# Mind if I slip my Amex through here? ta


Oh and I woke up with this in my head:
"But there's Panic on the streets of Carlisle
Dublin, Dundee, Humberside"
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:48, archived)
# Nawt tru har berders, wheeze witch in!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:55, archived)
# Hang the bankers, hang the bankers!
Hang the bankers1
Hang the bankers!
Hang the bankers!

etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:30, archived)
# This is really good!
Well done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:46, archived)
# It's a Carter USM lyric, n'est-ce pas?
We take Visa, Access, American Excess
Patched-up, hand-me-down, second-to-next-best
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
The big shop is open and the world is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# This was a little shocking to see
I was surprised to see this.

-Akcook

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:43, archived)
# look mum no hands!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:04, archived)
# Beadle's about
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Two in the pink.
One in the stink.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] as you can tell i spent a very short period of time on this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:42, archived)
# Shakin Stevens has let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:44, archived)
# is it that bad? hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:45, archived)
# No, not at all
I wanted to supply a smooth bridge between the edginess of the gayshift and the bitchiness of the nazishift.

I like your animation of Esther Rantzen in Downing Street.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:52, archived)
# ahhhhh i get it now!
definitely need some more of these:


(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:54, archived)
# and of course
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:55, archived)
# aw bless *big glomps*
hello pickle.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:56, archived)
# even bigger glomps
how are you porkpie?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:57, archived)
# I have a wooly cardigan over my large breasts.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:58, archived)
# really, please let us have a private cliquey conversation on a public message board
and let's pretend that all the people around us are not there, unless they do something wrong, when we can shout at them!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:59, archived)
# Hallo pickle *re-glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:01, archived)
# I really don't know what this is all about
but I'm enjoying it immensely
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:02, archived)
# it's extreme sarcasm :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:02, archived)
# I am glad of this
YOU ARE MY NEW FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:08, archived)
# trouble is I end up posting on the early day shift because that's when i have free time :S
i don't know how many times i have seen the same fail pic over and over and over.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:12, archived)
# We need more failpics
Today I shall take pictures of pensioners falling into the gutter and I shall add text onto said photographs.
Superb, today I has a purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:02, archived)
# yes, i love shouting at people, it makes me feel big. especially when someone posts a 101kb picture and
we post nearly a megabyte of fail animations in response! fun times :)


(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:01, archived)
# well im off to suck on a fag now. and yes you did all need to know that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:02, archived)
# fun times wet pants wasted megabytes the collapse of the internet as we know it
seams like a nice boy the challenge is teh fail where are the mods
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:05, archived)
# *HUGS*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:07, archived)
# Mangy old trout!
Woo and yay.
Also
Second click for you, this go, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:54, archived)
# yay i win clicks!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:55, archived)
# Ha!
You gave Maggie Thatcher a string of pearls.
(Dermot O'Logical, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:07, archived)
# :) I always feel sorry for poor old dennis.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:08, archived)
# not long now
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:51, archived)
# dibs on the corpse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Hahaha
reminds me of the titles of "Yes Minister"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# funny that...:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I could actually hear the chimes of the theme in my head
as I watched that.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I just got a Kaoss Pad on ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:29, archived)
# rave on.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:33, archived)
# Is it Edward Woodward tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:35, archived)
# IT IS THE FAST
WAY OF LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:06, archived)
# Not only that
It's our almost way of life!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:08, archived)
# OH YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:14, archived)
# jump up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and dov
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:21, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:24, archived)
# pffffffffffft!
YES


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:29, archived)
# on a theme
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:31, archived)
# I'm still wondering what the final score was there.
Shark by a nose, one leg and part of the torso I would guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:14, archived)
# He will never turn his back on safety.
OH YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:32, archived)
# OH SHIT
It would appear that Professor Chike has a new photo.

www.uky.edu/CommInfoStudies/JAT/iscfaculty.html

CHIKE REVIVAL: IMPENDING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:34, archived)
# OH YES
www.uky.edu/CommInfoStudies/scrapbook/pages/research05_tif.htm
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:36, archived)
# DOCTOR CHIKE HAS A WAY WITH THE LADIES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:37, archived)
# I now face the conundrum of whether to start posting or save it for tomorrow's funtime.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:46, archived)
# SLEEP ON IT, MY MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:46, archived)
# or do it now for the daywankers
and REPOST THAT SHIT ALL NIGHT
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:47, archived)
# I'll save that for the people that like to troll easy targets.
YES DAYSHIFT PEOPLE READING THIS, YOU ARE VERY VERY EASILY TROLLED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:53, archived)
# SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Don't tell them, they do not realise this and we are amused by the outcome
verily
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:33, archived)
# Big kids shouldn't pick on easy targets.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:37, archived)
# I NEED TO SCORE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:42, archived)
# Hey, when I pick on people I do it constructively.
GO OUTSIDE. THERE ARE CHICKS OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:45, archived)
# i got this shirt
WITH A MOUSE AND HE'S HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER MOUSE WHO'S TRAPPED IN A MOUSETRAP I'M TELLING YOU I SCORE CHICKS IN THIS SHIRT ALL THE TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:16, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:47, archived)
# Yes this sounds like a goodplan.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:49, archived)
# WUT? OH SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:55, archived)
# There will be gold
as long as I can find the time to post it tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:00, archived)
# I'll have a better one or two by then.
That's just a bit of old tat toaped up for quick larf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:02, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:40, archived)
# THE MAIN CAUSE OF HEARTBURN AND GASTRO ARE ARROWS. YOU ALWAYS SEE THIS DISPLAYED ON THE COMMERCIALS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:47, archived)
# ALSO
War
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:56, archived)
# Nice.
Not gotten one of their[Korg] pads
yet, but no doubt I will in time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:42, archived)
# is that a super absorbant kaoss pad with wings, for white skirt confidence?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:59, archived)
# it's a neat little toy for making noises you can make with your mouth for free.
 
NO I AM NOT JEALOUS OR ANYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:03, archived)
#
Check it yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:06, archived)
# I think he wants to put a banging donk on that
 
it would be a lot more fun if he weren't such a tosser. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:18, archived)
# I used to get on stage and pretend to be a 303 for my friend's band
GOOD TIMES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:15, archived)
# Wife asked me to see what their kids would look like
now I can't sleep


(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:23, archived)
# If only he was married to Cate Blanchett
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:25, archived)
# If only we were married to Cate Blanchett!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:29, archived)
# Yes if only she'd be in favour of polygamy...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:33, archived)
# well, the only alternative is a fight to the death.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:34, archived)
# It's on!
I challenge you to a duel sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:46, archived)
# CELEBRITY KIDS CRAVE METH
 
also: Brad 'n' George


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Lime see you
(Quazie, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:16, archived)
# needs more limes
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:17, archived)
# and needs to be a jpeg
and a little smaller, like so:

edit: thats a little better, i should really use gimp for once
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:22, archived)
# Meh
I'll stick with my mango.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:32, archived)
# Thats a lovely fruit
I need to get my eyes better, more practice 'll do the trick
(Quazie, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:35, archived)
# Fuck that shit! Go low tech!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:37, archived)
# Bean there, done that
Shell do whatever you ask.
(And I know they're peas. Don't be podantic.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:44, archived)
# Go shuck yourself!
Or is that joke too corny?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:49, archived)
# More of that and I'll give you a black-eye
Unless you're yellow and decide to split...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:19, archived)
# Peas off, the both of you.
Snow use podding along like this, stringing it out till you're has beans. Next you'll legume orrality altogether, then we'll think you're nuts.

And you'll get all salted.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:23, archived)
# a sentient lime contemplates the improbability of its own existence.
 
WHY AM I
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:18, archived)
# over 400k ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:19, archived)
# maybe 434.09 KB is the exact number at which a lime becomes sentient
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:20, archived)
# I gave the lime emergency gastropng surgery, replacing all png infected organs with jpg equivalents
,
(Quazie, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:26, archived)
# oh fucking hell it's a PNG.
 
I didn't notice, I'm on the work machine after hours
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:20, archived)
# NO FISH FOR PNG FILES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:21, archived)
# PEOPLE THESE DAYS... NO RESPECT!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:24, archived)
# THIS PICTURE HAS GASTRO
EDIT: Ahh... much better
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:23, archived)
# 100kb is the reccomended maximum size for still pictures
various people tend not like images this big.

but it reasonably shopped.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:23, archived)
# i should reply to my self, seems to be the done thing
And yay for nice small happy jpeg.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:24, archived)
# I will also reply to yourself and say nothing at all
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:26, archived)
# shh
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:27, archived)
# EDIT
LIEM TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:26, archived)
# no liem tiem
:(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:37, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:16, archived)
# lovely
woo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:21, archived)
# CAT!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:25, archived)
# This am lully!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:31, archived)
# That's cool
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:33, archived)
# MEE-WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:35, archived)
# I must go to bed before cossack-bear comes and wakes me with the morning light


this is a highly modified pearoast
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:28, archived)
# Bear cavalry!
You're fucked now!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:35, archived)
# no no, bear-cossack likes me, I took him to Legoland
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:49, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:52, archived)
# THE LAND OF THE GODS!
ABS is thy name and calling.

*glums that nearest is like 700 miles away*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:59, archived)
# I have robot monkeys.
Feeling pretty smug right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:56, archived)
# I TRIED TO SPAM B3TA
AND NOW I HAVE AIDS
(pokertxp, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:10, archived)
# fuck yeah!
let's shave those penguins!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Easy there cowboy.
Let's shop around first.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:12, archived)
# POKER IN THE EAR?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:12, archived)
# hey man can i have your autograph?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:19, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Also, this can't be your handwriting.
Apparently my pathetic scrawl is similar to the way you write.

WE COULD BE WRITING BUDDIES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:24, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:00, archived)
# !!!!!!!
its happening!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:14, archived)
# I REALLY WANT TO CLICK THIS ONE GUYS
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HOLD OUT
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:15, archived)
# PLANETA POKERA!
 
CATCHY CATCHY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:15, archived)
# Don't poke Ra!
You'll annoy him, and quite possibly burn your poking finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:19, archived)
# IS THERE POKEMANS ON THAT SITE?
I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW YOU GUYS.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:15, archived)
# WE MUST CATCH THEM ALL
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:32, archived)
# can't be any worse than
www.PenisLand.net
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:17, archived)
# yeah, I've been there before
 
QUITE THE DISAPPOINTMENT, LET ME TELL YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:21, archived)
# tell me about it
they have run out of sample pens...
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:41, archived)
# Ew.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:15, archived)
# Mr. Pineapple for Ambassador to France!
He knows them and their culture well.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:21, archived)
# They are mainly: French.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:22, archived)
# 100% cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:27, archived)
# this guy
definitely knows what he's talking about. yea
(SillyShits, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:28, archived)
# ìåñÿöà äâà èñêàë?!
èãðû â ïîêåð!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:01, archived)
#


lilac transparent
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:09, archived)
# Awwww
look what happened on your b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Tongue on the main one is perfect.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:11, archived)
# HAVE YOU NOTICED
it's always when connor is here, or when he's not here, that the spammers post?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:12, archived)
# i thought it was just me
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:15, archived)
# Is it because you need a B1gg3r PeN1ss??!!1
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:26, archived)
# that
and i'm running pretty low on èãðó â ïîêåð at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:37, archived)
# You've definitely come to the right place.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:02, archived)
# my glove it has six fingers, six fingers has my glove.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:13, archived)
# Oh HELL yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:17, archived)
# been doin more spacey things
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:49, archived)
# INTERGALACTIC VULVA ATTACK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:50, archived)
# On ur erth, bendin ur lite.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:50, archived)
# STARS AND STUFF
I like the moire effect on the purple planety thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:52, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:57, archived)
# I had a penguin like this.
I miss him :(
I don't have most of my teddy bears any more.
Or lego.
I want them back now please, Mummy.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:03, archived)
# I still have a collection of stuffed animals (or soft toys as we used to call them) but I am IN NO WAY ANY KIND OF A FUR OR PLUSHIE THANK YOU SO VERY FUCKING MUCH
 
the cat likes to play with them
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Just so we're clear
are you saying you're some kind of furry or plushie?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:08, archived)
# I think he's some kind of furry.
Maybe even a plushie.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:16, archived)
# SHUT UP
 
www.b3ta.com/board/8358854
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:22, archived)
# Haha christ. I always forget about awesome pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:23, archived)
# me too, but that makes the surprise all the more pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:25, archived)
# That's what I told her, but she didn't seem to agree.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:26, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:16, archived)
# SPACE! [gratuitous reverb]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Someone's got to do it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:44, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:45, archived)
# OH WAIT, HE'S STILL CLEANING.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:45, archived)
# On a slightly more serious note
The link Cockweasle posted on /links has made me decide to record an acoustic version of All That She Wants by Ace Of Base with lots and lots of guitars and processing.

Unfortunately, my macbook is fucking shit, and probably won't handle it. It's worth a go though.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:47, archived)
# Give it a try.
I keep meaning to make some music but I am so lazy and disorganized
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:50, archived)
# I spent about 5 hours in the studio today recording a track
Only to find that Pro Tools only saved HALF of the audio, meaning we had to call back the drummer and bassist to redo it for another 2 or 3 hours. It was NOT fun.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:55, archived)
# I hate redoing stuff.
It can really kill the spontaneity and freshness.

Edit: spontaneity is a bizarre word.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Yeah, it was the best sound I've ever got from a drum kit from just a clean recording.
Takes the piss when you have to try and recreate a sound you had no idea how you created.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:02, archived)
# You have to trust that you'll come up with something as good or better.
Which is fair enough, since you came up with something in the first place.
I think it can be a bit non-constructive sometines to try to recreate something you've lost though. It's too easy to get hung up on it, at least that's what I've found.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:07, archived)
# WOW I SOUND A BIT FUCKING POMPOUS ASHALLY
sorry about that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:14, archived)
# LOOK AT ME, I'M MOFAHA. EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME.
HERE IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY SUCCESS STORIES:
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:17, archived)
# GUYS REMEMBER THAT TIME IT WAS ALL ABOUT ME?
LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:19, archived)
# [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:30, archived)
# and heavy breathing
 
LOTS AND LOTS OF HEAVY BREATHING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:51, archived)
# Oooh sexy heavy breathing
like an emphysema sufferer.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Oh man, those guys are the sexiest.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:55, archived)
# I am not familiar with the original song but I can only assume it would be an improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:07, archived)
#
Funs.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:19, archived)
# WHERE IS THIS LINK
I CANNOT FIND THE LINK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:08, archived)
# He posted it a few days ago, I just never check my friends thing.
b3ta.com/links/270876
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:20, archived)
# MOUNTAINS ARE TEETH OF THE GODS.
VOLCANOES ARE CAVITIES.

GODS EAT TOO MANY SWEETS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:45, archived)
# smeXXy
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:46, archived)
# Oi, b3ta. Get your fucking tits out.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Wahey!
Nipple Pride is upon us!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:12, archived)
# HONK
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:54, archived)
# yeeaaahhhh!!!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:17, archived)
# This is why I come online
Hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:31, archived)
# sure thing
just give me a moment to untuck them from my waistband
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Oi!
That's my waistband!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:28, archived)
# and those aren't tits.
whoops.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:45, archived)
# THIS IS HOW I CAN TELL IF I'M OUT TOO FAR AT THE BEACK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:43, archived)
# They're called breasts, vyvyan,
and everybody's got them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:47, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
MY BOSS IS A CARTOON AND HE JUST FIRED ME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:49, archived)
# PUT YOUR BOSS ON YOUR IGNORE LIST FOR BEING A CARTOON.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:55, archived)
# IT'S OK
I DROPPED AN ANVIL ON HIM.
IT'S CRAZY HERE AT ACME.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:59, archived)
# rape rape !


my icon is one fire
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:40, archived)
# llama!
HAPPY FIRE DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Fire?
Why thank you for the excuse to post my new LOLTRUCK!

(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:27, archived)
# My cat Bun loves cheese.
Bun does not like Mexicana.

I could probably have foreseen this, but when she begged for some cheese from my sandwich I just did not think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Mexicana is delicious.
You can make a fine cheese on toast by adding a couple of slices of Mexicana to the usual cheddar.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:03, archived)
# or just sliced fresh chili under your grilled cheese
 
OH YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:32, archived)
# hmmm
can't see that it has much to do with Mexico, but it does sound tasty.
www.ciao.co.uk/Mexicana_Cheddar_Cheese__6849791

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:31, archived)
# Hurrah!
happy melty threaded wax day!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:42, archived)
#

CFB

Or CFA
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Ahahaha crikey
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:43, archived)
# wape
(deathbyfeedback, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:26, archived)
# I thought cfa = cunting for agatha
Imagine my disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:45, archived)
# I thought 'Click for Actual'...
Imagine my fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Anal.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Anal piss
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Panal
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)
# But I clicked I haven't recieved any anal...
I demand a refund.


Also, surely it was 'animated', no?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)
# How the fuck would I know?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# 'Click for Anal'
I was partially right.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:48, archived)
# I hovered and saw it was a .gif then didnt click it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# how
rare
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# DAMN

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:54, archived)
# He got his ass to mars and oh so much more.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:55, archived)
# rape an ape!
I was fine with it until they used Chris Moyals.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:56, archived)
# he deserves it
happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:42, archived)
# What is the llama eating?
Also, HAPPY CANDLES!!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Lovely!
Happy wax-burning.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Awww beautiful :)
And a very happy candl3day to you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Splendid!
Merry Candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:47, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# bo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# super happy rape tiem!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# it was my actual one yesterday
cor blim ey guvna
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Then many happy returns of the day
belatedly
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:47, archived)
# LOLLAMA
happy b3taday!

and goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:51, archived)
# bifpy hapdays
have some cake


(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Rape!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:02, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Happy Candlerape day!
Keep up the good work
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:04, archived)
# YES
HAPPYDAY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:35, archived)
# ...better late than never...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:19, archived)
# ...and cook in a bain-marie for 3 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:39, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:40, archived)
# aww
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:40, archived)
# wants!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Awww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Alien Skin? :)
I did some proper baking tonight. Kladdkaka.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Yes.
And did you save some for me? DID YOU?
*feels very hungry*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Sure
if you can get here in the next 10 mins.

If not...

*nyom*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Looks like a raw haggis
Yum
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Give it more legs and it could be a tarantula!
A tarantula with man-eyes and spikeyfeet, no less.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:04, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:28, archived)
# eh?
Maybe THIS is confusing...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:30, archived)
# stop
argh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:39, archived)
# aaagh pisses!
this IS confusing
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:46, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:57, archived)
# wrap around speakers
with a funky beat
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:56, archived)
# kylie?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Skeletor's mom is/was my guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:02, archived)
# that ridge down her nose is creepy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:13, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:31, archived)
# loltrucks, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:31, archived)
# a b3ta first!
*gloats*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:34, archived)
# No
one was fp'd once. I think it was a crashed truck that said "OMG" on the side.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I has a sad, now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Otter, eh?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/7854141.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Bbc news eh?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7852168.stm
made me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Holy crap!
"She is going through about £15 worth of salmon each day."

Fuck that! Feed her the same kibble the dogs get!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:59, archived)
# I AM ALSO UPSET AT YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:32, archived)
# i know,
needs more CAPSlock
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:35, archived)
# LOL THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:32, archived)
# LOLLOCAUST
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Why is everyone else in that car dead?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:37, archived)
# she's playing one of her records?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:44, archived)
# I would LOLDOGS IN CLOTHES
But I dont want to ruin a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:38, archived)
# LOLLOL
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Hahaha I really hope that that is shopped
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:42, archived)
# It's just my take on recursion.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Give it a shot. It's your find, and it's too good to be messed up.
I have 'k all skills and managed to not completely ruin it.

Go on son!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:45, archived)
# I'd rather not now thinking about it
Its a thing of beauty and only needs beautiful things done to it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Fair play that man.
Someone should turn it into a badge and award you it.

*Ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# That would sully it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Remember when I promised to kill you last?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:53, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8132754
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:55, archived)
# It works with everything.



Sorry, no, I was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Muchos amusement.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:46, archived)
# I'm over the toap
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:35, archived)
# lolz
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# 4rf!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:51, archived)
# RIGHT IN THE WHOOPS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:51, archived)
# I DID SMELLED A BADNESS WITH MY OH NOES
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:55, archived)
# lolfresh

(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:06, archived)
# smug git
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:52, archived)
# heh nicely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:07, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Beigel?
He eats Croissants.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:08, archived)
# variety is the spice of smug
or something
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:17, archived)
# He's still smug
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)
# course he is
he's got rosé. Smuggest of grape juices.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)
# I think he would be more likely to be a sparkling smug, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:19, archived)
# This is not just any sparkling smug
this is a sparkling smug that we've given a location of production in it's name that some how makes it seem hellishly more posher... even though it's still pretty much the same shit you can buy any where else.

Morrisons got me on this recently.. they rebranded their chocolate spread "belgian chocolate spread" and like a fool I bought it instead of nutella.

it is as foul as it ever was.. but it was belgian..so it must be better.

screw you marketing and your cunning ploys!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Yes, screw us.
*fears for his job in the current climate*

Interesting that you chose one of my clients there too ;¬P
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Ha!
if this is true this is a massive ammount of coincidence.

but also I'm glad it happened.

*starts playing bill hicks*

:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:02, archived)
# It is true.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Entered a contest to win this guitar...


Had to make a picture where you did 'something' with a guitar..

Made this picture:


Thought it came out nicely.
(Sabbie was bored until, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I like this
:D

good luck and all.

also the hole appears to be under those liney things... although you may need an adapter.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# No, there's no hole other then the big one..
.. and it doesn't seem to do much when I put it in there..
(Sabbie was bored until, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# That's what I was just saying to your mother.
Oh, the hilarity.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# his mother is Jade Goody
AICMFP


*also claims one passage straight to hull no refunds*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# *Tries not to laugh*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Classy.
/Prodigy69

;)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:55, archived)
# I like it!
The photo that is. The two tone flying V is a bit naff though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# ^this
but then again aren't flying V's meant to be a bit naff
RAWK!!


Click for bigger (397 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I dunno. I think a lot of people sincerely think they're awesome.
I'm not one of them though, being more of a traditionalist. Though I really covet one of the custom guitars that Lindsay Buckingham uses. One day, when I have a few grand spare, I'll import one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I just bought a resonator
because my bike broke and I was in a shitty mood.

Solid brass is the way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I has one of thems :D
big shiney metal fronted guitars for the win
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Mine is metal ALL OVER!
*except the fretboard and the neck and the strings and inside and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)
# ^It's shiny..
.. I like shiny..
(Sabbie was bored until, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# magenta cockage ahoy
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# woop dee doo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Nice picture
But need to shop in someone belming at you in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# if your left hand was holding your cock i'd agree
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:57, archived)
# The fist is because i didn't want to show the remote of the camera...
nothing else..
(Sabbie was bored until, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I cannot plug een deesh granpas guitars
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:07, archived)
# ahhhahhhaaahhh YES!
nice one.

Ibanez lol
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:19, archived)

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