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[challenge entry] Shirley Bindun?
Robot
Subtle eh? ;]
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:37, archived)
# and now you've ruined the end of fallout 3 for everyone
I hope you are happy
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:39, archived)
# not ruined it for me
as I have no intention of playing it.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:40, archived)
# but you will....
you will
*evil*
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:44, archived)
# *scampers around*
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:46, archived)
# pfffftttt....
funny cause its true!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I aim
to please.
although in fallout i'm pretty sure it will be
robbie the robot screaming danger! danger!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# It would ruin it if after viewing the internet you couldnt continue browsing b3ta
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:42, archived)
# now that's an analogy right there
top analogising :D
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:46, archived)
# It would be if i wasnt tired and stuffed full of codine and able to form a coherent sentence
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:53, archived)
# medical or recreational?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Why do I get the chilling feeling that in the 2010s robotics will reach the stage where we can program a cognitive robot that can communicate with us
but that it will speak in lolcat speak because the scientists working on it thought it would be "teh lulz"
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Oh Hai Dave
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha
We stealz this skull from da guys in biology.....did't we davez?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Pillsbury dough bomb
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I'm sure someone's written a book titled, "A million and one things to do with a pancake"
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:19, archived)
# I could go for a pancake right now
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Can i have one please?
i will bring lemons and sugars.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Someone did a post with this picture in a BBC news mashup a day or 2 after the bombs
the gist was bombing has killed 40ish people and melted one snow man.

Fuck I laughed.

I laughed at this too but the point is I get the feeling if something like that was posted in the day shift now it would be met with a big pile of winge by self important head up own arse types.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:33, archived)
# :)
this

edit: and another for teh gayshift. (sorry)

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:39, archived)
# dog mcdonald workers answers this!?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:40, archived)
# oh sorry
www.beedogs.com is what I meant
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# yey!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:42, archived)
# what makes this special
is the way the dude on the right skin looks kinda floury..

and also that he's dressed like a baker..
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:40, archived)
# hahaha yeh
its a shame the 'bloody' handbag gives it away.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# no no no no no
h'd just been makign eclairs, see, and he had some chocolate on his gloves and when he went into hug the dough boy, thanking him for such wonderful dough that have brought him much prosperity to his baked goods retailing outlet, he smeared some on the bag...

obviously.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# ahahaha
:)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:54, archived)
# he looks more like a rapist to me.
 
maybe it's the gloves, or his grim determination
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 2:04, archived)
# or the passing ressemblence to john lesslie
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 2:17, archived)
# :D
TJ: I would like to draw /board's attention to b3ta.com/links/Thumbman
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# but its from /links?
...we can use /links you know.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I read that as tubman and was very scared for a second
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Health and Safety strike again
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# why aren't they called USA embassies?
just US? anyone?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# the A is copyrighted
and so can't be used abroad because of liscencing agreements
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)
# thank you
I am pleasantly satisfied with that answer.
*wanks*
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:01, archived)
# *tips hat*
*waits for deposit*
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:02, archived)
# eh?

well that's Ustralia, Msterdam, and Fganistan fucked
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:07, archived)
# well I recognized all of those.
:)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Because...
...soon they hope to be USW (United States of the World)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:01, archived)
# pffffft
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:02, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# health and safety box
is fucking pissed off.

woo!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)
# I is gettin' fatter!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:09, archived)
# *deposits a large dump.
and that one was explosive...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)
# *sniffs*
*dies*
Yep!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Sunshine Special?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
# SORRY!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:55, archived)
# apology accepted
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# lol generated text
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# yeh
I should never have started this bandwagon.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Apology accepted
;-)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:57, archived)
# although I would find this one funny
if they used the one shopped to be full of kittens...

has some one coded and instant generator type thingy now?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# looks like it
and in the process completley ruining a good point to begin with.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)
# I blame the cunt that made the generator on /links
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# yeh this
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)
# by the window...
so uncle beesie can see you.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:01, archived)
# lol generated text
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# okay..
this one made me laugh.

:D
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
# I still prefer
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:08, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I still like this
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)
# I think you got like and love mixed up again
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Ell oh haha ell.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Will do!
*checks over shoulder*
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# burns victims ftw!
woo yeah!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# why do burns victims always stick together?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Robert is easier to take down the next time
if you hunt him in packs
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:49, archived)
# ha!

although please note lack of punctuation in Burns, therefore rendering your pun useless...... I'm now going to sleepy
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:53, archived)
# :D
nuh night
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# because they're stuck together with glue
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# theyre more like 'the invisible man' imo
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)
# but if they're invisible
then you can't not see the scars..

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:53, archived)
# 'invisible chaps'
judging by the threads i'd say!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
# *tiresome pun about how can you see the chaps if they're invisible maybe also something about how he wishes Christina Aguilera's chaps were invisible in the video for dirty included to help clarify what it is he's actually punning about*
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)
# fuck off with ya poofy cowboy pants!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:34, archived)
# these two look like they should be in a sitcom together
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Spectacles and Monocle
HAVE NO FUCKING FACE
 
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# *silly music*
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Needs more Fez
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Right.
Bedtime for me.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Fallout 3 Players:

remember to always polish your helmet before heading back out to the wastes!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# one cup
woo
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I say...
the old boy is rather thorough.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Woo Zank!
Actually it looks a lot like Parkes NSW.

Must have been after the twister
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I was thinking the hillsides are quite like parts of our place.
 
Less rubble strewn about, and the cracks in the road aren't quite that bad
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# It had finished raining, about 20mins before I took this pic.
This must have been the only road in NSW without potholes
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:55, archived)
# parkes....
is a bigger shithole than bruges!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# hahahah that looks like penrith...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and Mt Druitt!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Hahahah I'd forgotten about that hole.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
# They're sister towns - surely
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:55, archived)
# nah its just a coincedence
that penrith resembles post-apocalyptic ruins!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)
# A very close resemblance indeed
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:53, archived)
# wank ending
thank god for save files
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
# haha dogmeat
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
# haha :D
i've only played that game for 5 minutes on a friend's xbox. there was a man who was stuck in a tree and i shot him with a nuclear bomb. it was awesome.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:52, archived)
# fatman launcher for the fucking win!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:42, archived)
# pieces of what?
(woo!)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# billions of blistering blue barnacles!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# fuck yeah!
*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Professor hammerbird
speaks in barcode?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I love the Hammer Head birds
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# love this and the previous one
and all the othereses
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# eees niceeeeeeeee
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# What he said!
Woo.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:52, archived)
# fluent in Woodstockian?
woo!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Only unimpressed-looking-hover-dog can save us now!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# hover pooch!
I feel a lil better now.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# There's nothing like a good hurl to see you through the night...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I ended up going with freinds to a Maccas
I ate as they wanted to eat. I think my system needed to get it out.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# oh dear :( i did that with hungry jacks at central station a couple of years back
went down five minutes later my stomach rejected it.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I only had one cheeseburger.
I couldn't take it. It flew out.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# i feel the need to toap a picture of you now...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
# lol
It's nice to know that my body can not take crap like that.
I'm actually quite proud.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHA now i really have to find a pic of a kitten sitting next to a puddle of sick
and put a mohawk on it...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:49, archived)
# That's a compo for ya:P
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)
# this is almost a song...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# duh-da-da-duh-da-duh-daaaaaaaaaaaaa!


and with that, it's goodnight from me
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Yeah i can hover, so what
...piss off
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Along with Ginger Cat!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:36, archived)
# And Hover-Pug
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# with a levitating cow

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Hovercat!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:36, archived)
# the invasion begins

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# we have to take out the mothership
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# So that's where they come from!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I wish for this to become a reality
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:49, archived)
# yes!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# haha :D
things that can hover are better than things that can't hover
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# unimpressed hoverdog
yay!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Milk
It
can
be
?
Wooage you talented web-man, you.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Milk
It
can
be
very useful to take the gamey taste from Pheasant
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 3:43, archived)
# hahaha what?!?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Govinda Jaya Jaya!!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# dragonball live action film...
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)
# don't care I know fuck all about the cartoon

It was a bitchy remark someone made about me on here and I found it amusing
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Govinda Jaya Jaya is a bitchy remark?
How can you tell?

Edit: they look happy to me
premavatar.tripod.com/images/allattractiveRadhaGovinda.jpg
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:33, archived)
# my sig you muppet :P :)
"prodigy69 went all dragonball Z and powered up"
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Heheh
I'm a muppet
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)
# one of the cool ones though..like pepe or chef :)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Waldorf, surely?
*runs*
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:17, archived)
# bah!
what about the manga it was based on :P :D
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:53, archived)
# couldn't care less
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)
# how much wood would a wood duck duck
if a wood duck had three eyes and a pair of teeth
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# TWELVE!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Edward Woodward would!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# your monstrocities
thems makes for good viewing

tip tip tippity toppity woo woo!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# yays I've just been massifly sick:(
EDIT: I managed to force most of it down the sink though so it's not all bed.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I atededed junk food for the first time in years.
I don't think my systems is made up for that sort of thing.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# what sort of junk food?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Maccas
Haven't had it for about 20 years. It wasn't pleasant.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:42, archived)
# How many drinks have you had?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# he's english, probably a pint of cider...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Yep that'd be right
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# It was a beautiful day
I had lunch on the way...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# 2 pints
My body isn't ready for shite.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# "eye eye, ducky"
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# the force is strong in this one :)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Bloody Hell! THATS ACE!
*Clicks
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLY
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Take me oooooooon
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# This is woo
But I'm buggering off to bed,
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)
# so this wasn't ripped from ytmnd.com?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# certainly doesn't look like it...

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] breaking news: united nations security force to protect embassy
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:19, archived)
# hahah the finest of united nations.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# it's FUCK NORRIS!
sorry : (
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Jesus christ!
you don't half use your skills for evil :P

very muchly a cringing woo
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Lol
I'm sorry, some things i draw are wrong! Well.... Most things..... Mostly all.
*shame*
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Don't worry
wrong is only wrong because of how right it is.

or something
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:55, archived)
# gayshift
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# ahhahaha - right, sleeps time
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# jurassic park!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)
# FUCK NORRIS, AHAHHA
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# you're laughing at weather lynne
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Eat my...ass
---
GOOAaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Nudity repost!

Balance is restored.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Excuse me while I touch myself.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# You're excused.
(slighlty ruder version in my profile, it can be our little secret).
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Wow.
I don't know where to start fwapping..

Excellent work!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I don't know what to say.
No one has ever made me feel like a pornographer before.

Well. There was that one time....
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Sorry, how rude of me.
Your work is all in good taste.

/artistic blog
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Well, you know what these arty types are like
Filthy bastards.

/jealous scientist blog.

EDIT: 'Grats on your 600th post BTW.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Spamming my way into all of your hearts!

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)
# oh my!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:36, archived)
# I know.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# clunge!
FTW!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# chuck morris?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Fuck Norris, fuck! Fuck him hard!
HAHAHA!!!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# THIS CANNOT HAPPEN
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhhahhah
 
look at those salty manly tears

OF PURE JOY
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] maybe that's how it should be protected?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# now all they need
is four big cunts. shouldn't be hard to find in america.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# John Prescott
Normon Lamont
Mindy
Mo Moland

And that's just the UK!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# er...
mo's dead.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# yeah
but this way it's just going to get bombed by the catholics instead... :P
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)
# silly letters, catholics don't have wars and kill people, they are a peaceful religion
love thy neighbour...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Every bullet's sacred, every bullet's great
*hums the rest*
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:10, archived)
# if a bullet's wasted
god gets quite irate
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
#
loving thy sarcasm
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:10, archived)
# ooh pre AL finding the style to draw his comics in comic time?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# really should get on with thinking up a new one
it has been a while... the aim of one a week has gone right out the titting window.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Excellent
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
It's obviously getting late as I initially mistook those for statues of the virgin mary :-/
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)
# hah
it ain't vaticanian embassy
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# haha!
(pssst... compo it)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# energy saving lightbulbs?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# well done.
that's chuckle-worthy!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I FULLY ENDORSE THESE SAFETY PRECAUTIONS
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:10, archived)
# lol powerstation
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] If the UK has to pay for it
this may be all we can manage...
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Ha. A gang of welcome kittens?
This should be obligatory for all embassies and consulates.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# bless :)
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# haha!
Love it!

also love it slightly more because of the perspective put on the cat in the flap it looks very flattened.. o britain can't even afford the cats and has opted to paint them on to try and boost numbers.

win :D
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# awwww
:)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# yay!!!
very cute.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# awwwwwwww
 
THIS, I LIKE
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Fluff!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:29, archived)
# with apologies to commanderace


yes TOAP on a boat
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# bahaha
they only blew one of the bloody stern doors off
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# a truck fell of a ferry? in the thames?
meanwhile:
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1129815/Sneak-peek-Peggy-Mitchell-wears-white-marries-time--lucky.html

is the daily mail so shit that it writes stories about fictional characters as if they are real?

clarification: I thought they were talking about the actress from the soapie...
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# wishin' i was lucky?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
# hahaha subtle.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)
# fuck sake.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# now now,
what has Japanese rice wine ever done to you?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# took the bucky brewers JAWBS!!!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# JERBS!!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# sorry i wasn't sure how that was going to turn out the Glaswegian accent
but for some reason i just had a mental picture of mel gibson in a celtic jersey waving a rattle in front of a little stone fort with a bottle of bucky inside it.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:02, archived)
# we usually say jobs.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:11, archived)
# yeah but what happens is: "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." becomes:
"eeeeehthqukbrooooooonfaxjuahmptoertfukinlazieeeeeedag"

Meanwhile in Australia:

"Ah fuckin ay: the fuckin heaps quick bran fax jamped ova the ahhh fuckin lazy cant of a dawg. aaaaaaaaay"
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# fakin
well at least in my aussie accent :D
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# it can sound anywhere between farkin and vukin
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# ho ho
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Hahaha.
I thoroughly enjoyed this.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# haha how lully
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# *groans*
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Ha.
Spangggg.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Hehehe
lovely :3
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# well he does live in a 5 floor tower
woo
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# that's a lot of floors for such a little space :)
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# i imagined they would be standing in a hall way
with lots of rooms with different types of floors around them :p
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I took it as a bit self refferentially post modern adn the floors he were referring too was the base lines of the comic panels
but I am just the sort of pretencious cunt that would think that.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# that is possible also
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)
# hahaha!
woo :D
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Imagine my grin.
Imagine it.
IT'S HUGE!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)
# My girlfriend went out clubbing tonight without me

So I stayed in and made this instead
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# haha, an evening well spent :D
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# She'll be sorry.
Woo!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# you can dance if you want to, leave your friends behind.. do do do do do
WATCH THE KITTEN JUMP!
ITS FLUFF TIME! :D
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# HAHAHA mew mew *thunk*
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Which is she?
Neither is currently taking four cocks in the mouth at once so it's not very accurate. Ha. Ha.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Cunt
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Ha, sorry, just being a dick.
This is a joyous animation and one of the very few pictures with limes in that I like.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# hoots mon!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# oh woe.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# top moves!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# This is the opposite of how I dance
I like to keep my legs perfectly still and flail my arms around lots.

I guess that's why she goes clubbing without me
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# hahah
the A and R are so indistinguishable that I thought it said "THE LIME BRA"
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# yes!
limetime
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:29, archived)
# *fwips by, deposits scribble* :D
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# GIANT FIRE-BREATHING ANT!


/Fallout 3 blog
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# argh pissage!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Great minds
etc.

Although what I've ever done that's great is beyond me.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# The only great thing I've done is
find this
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# YES!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:31, archived)
# GIANT FIRE ANT!!!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# they is not nice up close
I didn't expect there to be actual FIRE involved with those things... fab :D
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I used the flamer on them, oh the irony!
then scavenged them for their delicious nectar :D
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Pick off their antennae.
It drives them mental.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:31, archived)
# hahaha
bril!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# The weather-people always get it wrong...
This annoys me because I didn't dress for great big hungry ants.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# bloomin' typical!
/Father Christmas
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# haha!
wooooooooo
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# nice scribble
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:31, archived)
# oh happy candles :D
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# cheers
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:34, archived)
# :D I did not see that
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Jebus did you all sign up one one day on summit?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:36, archived)
# haaha
terrific

cheers!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# haha
this is mad!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Happy Candle Day.
Hoorah!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Yay
Happy b3ta day
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:38, archived)
# happy flaming candle day!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# merry candlemas!
here's one i made without generation:


edit: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1119045/Christian-refuses-drive-bus-atheist-message-Theres-probably-God.html

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christian country, my arse
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# *chuckles*
*wife thinks i'm an idiot*
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# aaaaaaargh
them!them!them!them!them!them!them!them!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# "arrgh!! Jesus christ!"
is what I uttered outloud this page loaded..

followed by the thought of "I love you, Kallus"

fucking woo as always.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# :o
but does the ant have a pilot?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Oh shit no! Now you're fwipping too!
Snuk snuk snuk!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Molech Defence....
.wait for it.....
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# witchcraft?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Bohemian gove mate
Have you seen the mental ceremony, lookit up if you ain't! Truly crazy peeps!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I understand now
I have heard alex jones raving about it.

"theyz worshipping satans omgz!!"
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# He filmed it in secret
Is mad as bikes
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)
# The Illuminati?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Jeeez, I'm bored...


the original bbc guff

Edit: sorry. just saw thread below...
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] not as bored as me
I've resorted to entering the compos again :-o


Click for slightly larger version

EDIT : sadly, it's not animated :-(
EDIT : Also, much apols for TOAP-age
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Ah'll buy that fur a dolla!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I think he's spelled with a Y
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# and?
Ferry is spelled with a Y, doofus ;-)

(yes, I do know what you meant)
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# cunt fucker
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# why thankyou
that is the nicest thing anybody has said to me all day!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# You're thinking of the 80's pop star, Bryan Ferry?

The one in the news bulletin is someone tooootally different.


*lies cos he got it wrong*
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Absolutely
Belfast lorry driver Brian Ferry. He just happens to bear a resemblance.

Shush, I think they bought it.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)

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