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# Tis a Seamsman

I may be going home from work now, loads of people being ushered home early yeys
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# haha nice arms
I got sent home yesterday because the 'bad weather' might make it difficult for certain people to get home - and then someone pointed out that it wasn't fair for *some* people to get sent home and not others, so they sent everyone home - love the British work ethic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Wildcat strike about it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# well they just did that with us
IE some people sent home full-pay, others like myself still stuck in. Utter cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Grrr.
My w*rk are cancelling stuff left rigt and centre, apart from the meeting that means I've got to get up at 5 tomorrow morning to travel down to feckin' London.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# w**kers
Re: your sig - I saw that on a bumper sticker in La Clusaz a few years ago, just after I'd been introduced to the cheesy joy of Tartiflette. Om nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Haha I saw it on a snowboard in France earlier.
It is just the most joyous dish in the world. I have been seriously contemplating making it with this weather going on, but I can't track down any reblochon, and I don't think it would really work with a substitute cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I've no idea at all how to go about making it.
I was skiing with a friend and his French fiancée, she introduced us to the joys of Tartiflette and also Raclette. Perfect cold-weather artery-clogging sustenance.

*hungers*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Mmmmm... Raclette...
A meal that will leave you physically sweating cheese at the end of it. joy.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# can you not specify that you're sending them home so that they're fit for work tomorrow?
"Those people live nearby and are able to get home fairly easily" shouldn't be that much of a problem should it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# hee hee!
i like this,,,funny!
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# tis a very good film :)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:51, archived)
# I hear he talks shit through this one..
Ba - dum - tish
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
# incredible cg work
not a particularly cheery film though :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:53, archived)
# from the trailer
I imagine it as Forrest Gump crossed with Im Westen Nichts Neues
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# southpark would love this
entero colonic digestion
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
# curious indeed O.o
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:54, archived)
# by Ennis/Dillon instead of Fincher/Pitt?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Yay Arseface!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# what a dude
does anyone know if the film is still being made?

also - not worth its own thread

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# "I shall become
ARSEFACE!"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# pucker up and give us a kiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Bum eyes! Bum eyes!
Kilroy is a bum eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# lovely
heammorhoidal tone on the lips...
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# ?
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)
# That's ace!
Ten internets! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Nuts for tea again Mother !
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# it's fur oclock
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Yiff-dins!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# yiff yiff meow grrr!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
#
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:22, archived)
# he is the master AND the apprentice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# fail
always two there are :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)
# ^^this
A master, and a "Best Supporting Actor".
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Isn't that what he is to God?
If you believe in that of course..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)
# I thought Benedict was the Emperor normally?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# It's a total recall type thing.
spielberg even made the bellyguy say "start the reactorrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
Dirk's brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)
# lol no his dad
;)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# dennis approves
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Hahaha
sweet :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# pffft
he looks oddly like a smurf
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# lol fucking hell..what smurfs did you have !
all I remember is the blue variety
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:53, archived)
# I applaud this evil plan
let there be more depictions of the be-hatted one in his true glory.

and while we're on the subject, here's a repost from last week
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# excuse my seams :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Awwwww
*stands guard*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:17, archived)
# have a weathery themed rp
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:17, archived)
# Awww
That's lovely, as is the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:19, archived)
# The temptation is there, yes.
AAA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:18, archived)
# I also hope for this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:24, archived)
# you are awesome
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# I also hope nobody takes your fish
when you are away


edit: Argh! someone onna right is gonna steal his fish!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# OH


I had to save the fish :(
(Tzupi my cat likes tomato :F, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# you're my new hero
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# my honor
:3
(Tzupi my cat likes tomato :F, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Today... I will mostly be Stomping & Shouting

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Not on my iceflow! Ger'off, you natty chav!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:16, archived)
# yay
toaf
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:22, archived)
# poor otter :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:53, archived)
# ROF
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:54, archived)
# ROFBTDLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:55, archived)
# +HAS
(having a seizure)
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:56, archived)
# I was doing forward rolls and then for a while I did some judo breakfalls
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:00, archived)
# *buys eleventy*
*sells for double price in Bridgend*

*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:08, archived)
# Needs more book of poetry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)
# the nazi party
(Captain Black, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:40, archived)
# What really happened...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:56, archived)
# did they get a clown in?
Dance monkey boy, dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:09, archived)
# lollage..
clicks
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:16, archived)
# no proper time of day
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Lovely. What does it say?
NWIOT: The Twitter Top 3
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:38, archived)
# What is it with old british comedians and twitter?
Someone tried to convince me to get an iphone so I could see what John Cleese was doing at any given moment.

I was not convinced.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Stephen is a lot of fun.
Plus I get updates from David Lynch and Neil Gaiman. Frank Black seems to have given up on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:52, archived)
# For your protection -
Strength through Unity - Unity through Faith
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Bees bees bees bees
Butterflies?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:01, archived)
# Obi Who?
(Fly Projector, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:40, archived)
# dirty girl
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:51, archived)
# looks like Ricks got something jammed in his rotivator
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:18, archived)
# nice one
what a perfect match!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Parasite!
(Fly Projector, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:12, archived)
# DOES NOT WANT
a handjob off her
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:22, archived)
# this
even with mittens
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:29, archived)
# lol
:)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:20, archived)
# sing along!
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:35, archived)
# DON'T DRINK DON'T SMOKE..WHAT DO YOU DO!
hehe
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:41, archived)
# aha!
now it can be stuck in your head! :)
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:46, archived)
# it should be.. I'm Adam Ant
;)

STAN DIDDLY QWAH QWAH..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:52, archived)
# stand and deliver, travellers !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:33, archived)
# having adam ant stuck in my head is better than bon jovi living on a prayer
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:37, archived)
# Or Duran Duran:
"Don't crack a beer for me now,
save it 'till the morning after"



/one line parody blog
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:31, archived)
# clicks
love it
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:40, archived)
# I HAVE SOME DRESSING:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:41, archived)
# YOU BETTER CHECK THE DATE ON THAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:45, archived)
# IT'S A BEST BEFORE DATE, THAT MEANS IT'LL NEVER GO BAD
"9 illegal immigrants were harmed in the making of this dressing"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:48, archived)
# excellent as evar :)
Quick TJ: I went to see Steven K Amos last night in Swansea, utterly recommend it if you people ever get the chance, funny as feck.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:02, archived)
# I went to see a show of his because I loved him on TV.
He spent the whole show complaining about being in Australia.

I DON'T NEED TO PAY MONEY TO SEE A WHINING ENGLISHMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!! JUST GO DOWN TO BONDI BEACH. FREE PERFORMANCE OF WHINGING POMS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:39, archived)
# Poo Pirate
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:57, archived)
# Pieces of what you ate, Rarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)
# Ahhhh! hahahaha
Ba-Dum-Tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:00, archived)
# Odd thing is, parrots love that shit.
Much like rabbits etc.

/nerd blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:23, archived)
# But that's not Magenta?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:59, archived)
# I was going for realism..
though magenta was second choice
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:20, archived)
# Bloody hell... Where have you been since 5:57?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:36, archived)
# it sucks.. have been awake since 4.30 :(
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)
# radiatorheadspore

Just started making this... the 'head' snapped off a radiator yesterday, I looked at it in the eye and immediately saw a project forming...
some kind of robospore methinks :D
May get chance to start making/painting this weekend. I have never been so excited about plumbing before.
I must go sleepings, possible ciggybreak painting later... zzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:24, archived)
# Sporetech has got to be stopped.
Before they crush us all under their
oddly eyed mechanized cuteness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:30, archived)
# It's not quite the career in microbiology I had planned
but it is definitely fun.
They are here to help (really), it is just a matter of conflicting concepts of 'help' I guess.
*primes crushing mechanisms*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)
# Hahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)
# I like this alot !!
clicks
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)
# Reminds me of this chap..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:02, archived)
# winnah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# HELL YES
This is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:41, archived)
# this is awesome
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)
# hahaha woo!
DEADLY STUFF
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Dances nots wars! Laz'eyes kay anytiems, lolz.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)
# I knew I had some somewhere...
finding things is the difficults
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Oooh brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:23, archived)
# Yes, they rove far and wide when they're young.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:26, archived)
# i think i smell garbage

...not the composition of course -- 'swonderful
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:15, archived)
# Did you do the scowling one?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:24, archived)
# I can't believe people are up this early !!
:D Great laser cat !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:20, archived)
# It's not early
it's late.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:35, archived)
# *runs from the Cat Tank! Argh!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:22, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:34, archived)
# fwip fwip fwip hello

A drifting painty Spore for Mrs Kallus on her birthingdayness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# that is marvelous
.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# ta :D
I've got another one on the go now for another birthday next week, mucho fun-ness :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# Also, happy birthday to her.
Despite the fact that she would just get freaked out if you say OH BY THE WAY, THESE PEOPLE FROM THE INTERNET WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:20, archived)
# haha!
It would go a step towards making up for having to endure all the brainfrazzling school staffroom gossip 'daily summaries' she donates to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:24, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Eye Eye Eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Texture.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)
# I blame the canvas
and all that paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)
# That's beautiful
Please wish Mrs Kallus a very happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:13, archived)
# thanks I shall
'RANDOM INTRERNET PERSON SAY NICE STUFFS TO YOU ON YOUR BRITHDAY' :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:22, archived)
# She doesn't need to know who I am,
because I do. As long as one of us knows, it's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:25, archived)
# Do you know who I am?
I've been dying to find out :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:27, archived)
# perfect!
This sounds like LOGIC, may I borrow a slice?
*patches up small crack in fabric of everythingness with LOGIC*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:27, archived)
#

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)
# hahahaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:28, archived)
# this is so much a portrait
of a friend of mine - she might not understand my saying so, but you have captured her essence!

I will send her the link and see what she says...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:31, archived)
# :D
do you have to reach her by traveling through a peculiar chirping dimensional rift?
Is there a smaller version of herself living in her thoracic cavity?
Does she approve of Secret Bananas™? Your friend may have been Sporified...
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:40, archived)
# She does/has all that
and is a powerful witchy-woman to boot!
(not sure about Secret Banana, but otherwise, yes)

and she has a very nice parrot who is an inter-dimensional being.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)
# good, good!
It sounds like infection is proceeding as planned :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)
# Did it start 25 years ago?
cuz she has been this way for quite a while!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)
# hmmm
does her father have tendrils and the like?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Don't think so,
but she does know Neil Gaiman... that might explain everything.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:29, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)
# HEWWO
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Wonderful!
Happy Birthday Mrs K
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)
# THANKYOUINTERERERNETPERSONNAGE
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)
# fwipping great
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)
# *applies boogie lotion*
*boogies*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Really nice job..
Reminds me a little of Aboriginal art
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 5:21, archived)
# PS - I DIDN'T EAT THAT FUCKIN' SANDWICH.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)
# This is not hot enough
Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)
# *pours 40*
*scoops some in a glass and uses the carrot as a swizzle stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:52, archived)
# so young!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# I DIDN'T EAT THAT FUKN SANDWICH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# wow what a find!
A lovely new hat, equipment for cooking a carrot in the wilderness and a handy hairdryer for beating passing wildlife to a pulp before adding them to the pot.*
*pot not included in package. woo is.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)
# Awww I like this
ALSO: I just noticed a helpful link on yahoo's extended weather forecast
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Use EYES on FORECAST.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# some MoFo deleted the thread with my 6000th post!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)
# and I am displeased
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)
# this is majik
*trips out for a bit*
*woos*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Howdy Zank!
Is it still hot down there in Melb?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# G'day!
nah its cooled down now - was a bit warm there for a coupla' days tho!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Apparently that ferris wheel you have down there buckled with the heat and is now inoperable.
It too needs beer
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# its been suncunted!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# In that case I was that over the weekend
Brought a lovely new lounge chair for the pool (the kind that you can lay in, have a drink on the side) and then spent the last 3 days with massive of the above. Bloody hurts for an ex-pat
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# pisses on being cold for a laugh....
tell you that for nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# What ever happened to KB Lager?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)
# pennant hills high science class
demanded the brewery return their science project!
(that was nasty beer & resch's pilsener - bluuurrrggh!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:52, archived)
# kb was the very first beer i ever tried as an impressionable three year old
and generally i drink resch's as a preference
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Occasionally I've had a Resch's Draught, which was ok.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# I thought the dudes at Carlton Public School invented Carlton Draught.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)
# which dumb cunt invented XXXX?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# he may have been a fascist dictator...
but he was a kind and friendly fascist dictator!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:57, archived)
# but he wasn't getting up an hour earlier for anyone
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)
# fades the curtains you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# The don't have Daylight Saving Time, they have Moonlight Saving Time instead
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# He was Sir Les Patterson personified!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# Best served with mrs flo's pumpkins scones
I sincerely hope flo never made strawberry jam. that's just too disgusting.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)
# She just makes whatever she feels like and goes with the flow...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)
# We're about to get another wave in Sydney
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)
# I heard it was going to be in the 40's next week.
I think I better fill the fridge with beer
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)
# yeah
42° C for the west on Saturday :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# But it still doesn't say it here:
weather.smh.com.au/local.jsp
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# yeah got the city temps, if you go to the bom site it's got medium time range
forecasts for a few different places.

so it's better than a paper that's journos feel you fall off the edge of the earth at strathfield.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
# This is true. Bloody journos!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)
# They have a point though, don't they
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Haha - Inner city slicker!
*points
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)
# yeah
strathfield is the end of the earth (it used to be lugarno)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Well, anything past Erskineville really.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# pffft
end of platform 3 at central!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# And here was I thinking it was Chullora
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)
# piss off back to ultimo!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)
# rooty hill rsl ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)
# HAHAHA
and here was I getting excited about Beecroft Bowling Club... LOL
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# cronulla leagues
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Lithgow workies!!!
*names another pub/club far away from beecroft*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Brookvale Ex-Rapists
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Bankstown Stabbers Club
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Hurstville Cousin Fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Oatley goat fingerers
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Bondi Cod Gropers
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)
# Darlinghurst Druggo's Club
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)
# I haven't been there for at least ten years. Wow
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:37, archived)
# last leagues club i was in was the crushers
when they were still playing in the superleauge days...i think i was maybe 10
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)
# I'm amazed you got passed the bouncers. How many beers did you consume?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)
# none i was with my granny and mum and some of their old fogey mates
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# How many cigarettes did you have then?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:57, archived)
# HAHAHA passively, heaps.
never actually smoked one myself.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# I have won karaoke nights at the rooty hill rsl
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)
# you winner
all i ever got from there was crabs!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# HAHAHA - Were they cooked to your liking? ....
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# yep
and served at crotch temperature!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)
# OH YEAH! Hot and spicy!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# get the sunny boys frozen!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# I remember those! Geeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)
# howdy Zank
I'm coming to Melbourne on Thursday to write an article about bars there. anywhere I shouldn't miss you can think of??
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)
# pffftttt.....
melbourne's a shithole!
Edit: There's nothing here you've not seen anywhere else really just served at a different temp.!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)
# dammit
my word count was supposed to be higher than three....!
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# hahaha like hitchhikers guide to the galaxy:
mostly harmless!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# oh well.
I'll just stay in my hotel and spend the per diems on crack and hookers.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# if you're in sydney you should go to redfern
write an article about aboriginal culture...

/controversial blog
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# I don't think I could do it justice
only been here a few months and don't know my arse from my elbow on that front yet.

I generally tackle the tricky social issue of drinking cocktails.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
# When you drink the cocktails make sure you have "Yothu Yindi" playing in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:13, archived)
# go to darlinghurst in syd, order a cosmo and wait to be picked up
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:14, archived)
# and don't pick up the soap
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)
# oh yes indeed
a sad tale of winny blues and tribal cirrhosis!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# and run around naked and scream, "THE GOVT SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID 'SORRY'"!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:04, archived)
# yeah, just get off the train, exit the station on to lawson street
then down eveleigh street and announce you're there to take either their children or their booze, give them a choice...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
"Take the kids, Take the kids!"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)
# if you want to see australia
you've got to hit the bush!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# can't.
am terrified of spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# they never eat more than they can carry!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:04, archived)
# ha.
had my first huntsman encounter on Sunday. I didn't feel good about myself or my machismo after.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
*also points
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*points*

look, if you're that worried, take a leaf out of the irwin fashion book: wear brown pants.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)
# yeah and look where that got him!
scary country this.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)
# and remember the Aeroguard and ava good weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)
# and the bundy. but watch out for drop bears.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)
# and Bunyips
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:20, archived)
# The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Like a daytrip to the Condobolin Commercial Hotel
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)
# I enjoyed going to the Baroq House when I was last there.
I don't really remember coming out of it though...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# cool, thanks
I'll look it up..
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# But that was about 18 months ago now. So it may have changed
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# im the last person to ask about town...
i avoid it like the plague!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Congrats to the 6000!
Linky to sauce pic?

Tis most woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)
# thanks!
Caution NSFW
link to pic: www.imagebam.com/image/d98d3f23469107
Article containing pic: mokkelboulevard.nl/showthread.php?t=20614&page=2
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# BRN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# phoar
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)
# yay this
*continues to stare*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:16, archived)
# woo
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:31, archived)
#







(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)
# hahah fuck you couch!
I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!! THIS IS MY SHITTY 80s MUSIC VIDEO!!
au.youtube.com/watch?v=75qXUfp4wtw
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Wait, so the time warp is ok listening with you and Rick James is shitty?
HOLY HELL MAN, I JUST WORKED OUT WHY YOU DON'T GET THE LAYDEEZ
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)
# CLARIFICATION: the video is shitty, the song is great.
almost all 80s videos were crappy. as demonstrated by this very famous one:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:12, archived)
# heresy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_F76ySzk48
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)
# what's a good 80s music video?
(given the fact that i grew up in the 90s)

OH YEAH THIS IS ALL THE AWESOME
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:14, archived)
# see edit
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:15, archived)
# edit: oops...
au.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehl_VQuKRTc
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:17, archived)
# 1989 shurely
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)
# yeah was 88-89. oops :S missread wikipedias blurb on google
edit: ok the 80s did produce this, so they weren't all bad...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:19, archived)
# I need to go to bed
but im scared of what might happen
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Touch my heart by Danuta Lato
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)
# huge tits
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:24, archived)
# yeah but you don't watch that for the song do you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# DID YOU NOT JUST ASK FOR A VIDEO
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)
# well a music video, so it has to have two components worth their salt.
1) the dancing, big breasted women
2) the song
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# ok now you're just making stuff up
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)
# all the cut will be abosbed by it been a dog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# also death race isnt THAT bad a film
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:08, archived)
# death race?
germans?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)
# jason the transporter stathem drives cars and shoots guns
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)
# what's that got to do with the germans?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)
# nowt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)
# fucking timewaster
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)
# We're all so proud of how far you've come in the past couple of weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Fuck it would be so cool
to do that on a couch in Ikea
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)
# It would be good way of testing it. That way you know its not going to fall apart when you take it home.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)
# In the Ikea nearest to here
they have a chair in a perspex box with a piece of wood which pushes down on the seat over and over. It's supposed to show how they test their furniture, but it's more like some kind of installation piece. Maybe if it was a dead shark instead of a chair...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)
# I COULD THROW A FROZEN CHICKEN OFF THE BALCONY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Brilliant.
Great. That's the point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)
# But back to my original statement, this isn't flat-packed furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)
# Yeah they have one in the local ikea here as well.
Haha - a dead shark or a used president would suffice!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:20, archived)
# I'll put this here for no apparent reason
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:17, archived)
# Oh yeah
the bottom one. They doubled our download speed this month, pretty much everything is downloading right away so I'm not noticing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:19, archived)
# two meg griffon... give me a sec...
edit: phile to larj
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Time to go to bed, I think
That took me way the heck to long to figure out. At first I thought it was a thread-jack "cross your eyes" 3D Meg. Then I lookd for differences. Then, eventually, it dawned on me.
(Jokel, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)

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