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[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# unimaginable
He is nothing without his shaggy dog hair
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# It's the source of his powers!
Like Samson, but more silly.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# ace
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Matt Lucas?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
Nice!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# hehehehehehe!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# He's like a hungry, newborn baby
but in a suit.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I miss Jolly Jack :(
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Someone has to ;)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# LOL naked cat
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes. LOL!!!1
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I'm surpirsed the invisible bike lolcat hasn't been posted yet.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# do you want me to draw an antro pinup? it isn't too hard.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# YIFF!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# This is the best one yet!
I actually understand what's happening!

;)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# hahahhahaha "yiff"
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# cut to the chase ffs!! :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# bring back jack?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# yes!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I'll stand in for him, manga's piss easy.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Eyes : bigger! more shiny! Tail : fluffier! Yiffiness : sicker!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# pfft
here's the full version (NSFW)
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/44577/1232847443/yiff.jpg 119kb

(drawn quickly, photographed with mobile phone, then Stroked on PS)


(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Stroked....
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# needs more collagen on the top lip to balance it out
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha - FTW
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] It was that big
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I'm squishing your head!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Crusha your head.
It was the face that got squished if I remember correctly
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# You are indeed correct
www.videosift.com/video/Kids-in-the-Hall-Head-Crusher-vs-Face-Pincher

Been many years since I saw it, and wasn't that big a fan, but everyone remembers some running jokes :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# is he stoned? "Like, dude, I can totally hear my fingers, LOOK!"
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# "It was this big!"

/edit: er, I only just read your title ;)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] really am done now...

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace :D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# needs more death star
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Lovely!
Sorry for shouting at you before, sometimes it's infuriating how talented some people are. ;)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Bless you, sir
You weren't shouting - it's all fine. But I really appreciate the fact that you mention it. On the latter point, I'm a hack, and I'm fully aware of it, but you're very kind.
;-)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Do you have a deviantArt account?
Good place to start. :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Oh no, don't want to be doing that.
There be dragons 'n' shit there. Not really my ticket.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# nicely done :)

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# This will remain wonderful until the
very seas themselves run dry.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Bloody hell, that's poetic!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# *adjusts velvet jerkin*
I have my moments....
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# splendid
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I was right all along

www.b3ta.com/links/Cadburys_Eyebrow_advert_how_it_was_done
*runs away from lawyers and child protection groups*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# me first!
I hate that advert, so watching it was quite painful. Jolly good work though - i just wish they turned the electrodes up to 'murderdeathkill' setting

I would have loved to see a 'scanners-esque' headsplode at the end!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# the girl looks like David walliams on that pic
yyYYeeeEEEEEsssss?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Nice!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# *giggles like a loon*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# You need to put this in the electric chair scene of "The Green Mile"
has to be done :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# oh god that bit was horrible!
Lack of sponge FTL
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Ahaha.
Very amusing.

I, for one, quite like that advert.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Its a well done advert,
but i just find cadburys adverts to be completely irrelevant and annoying. Plus, they ripped off that youtube vid of the japanese guy with electrodes on his face much like how pepsi ripped off the matrix ping-pong thing.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I don't believe I've seen that youtube vid.
It would be interesting to see.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# also
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# hahahhahaha!
brilliant :D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# love eeet
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Take it to /links, noob
:P
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# very cool electricity effects
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# don't care what here name is. I wanna dive her.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# GOATSEBELT!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] What do we do NOW, Bwain?!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# The same thing we do every night, Pinky... repost!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] prolly bindun
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# bugger
I was just doing that

ill change it to 'I want to relieve' and have the saucer pissing down
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# most probs, this comp is actually rather rawk :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# lol, that's quite in yer face :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# What can I say?
I'm a master of subtlety :3
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
#

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] *creates subtle improvements*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Pffft, you've been to QOTW ;)
heretic!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I've been there lots
There, I do not rely upon the powers of Paint :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ooo controversy
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# like a million voices cried out and were suddenly silenced
:D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# yeah i want a mute button like that
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Much improved!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Oof!
Nawty! :OD
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha
I only recently discovered it, not as much fun as here.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# even better:


not compoed due to blatent hummus theft
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Too bloody right ;)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# cunt
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Hahahaha, yes!
I was going to do one with the FAQ removed to show how new people see the page, but it's not worth it.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha! Yes!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] My first attempt at an autostereogram: A Sailboat
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# hahahah
what?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Schooner
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Later
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Is this magic eye?
or is this burning my retinas?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# yep
the best technique is to go close to the monitor then slowly back away while slightly crossing your eyes, you should find that after about 30 seconds the picture pops out at you.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I can see an elephant!
I will make myself look silly later, my boss is here now.
;)

Is there a tutorial for this sort of thing?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Notice that my pic has been compo'd? :D
Also, watch Mallrats.

and, yes, there probably are tutorials for this sort of thing :D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Damn you!!
Mallrats was ace!
:D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# If you really want to see the sailboat, apparently you have to smoke a fatty boom-batty blunt.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I have some cheese
It's so good the bugger could sail through my lounge and I wouldn't flinch!

:D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Lesson 1 :
cheat.
Also, I find the larger pics a lot easier to "view".
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# yes, larger pics are better because some of the required cells are in the periphery of the retina
It's still possible with smaller pics, but larger ones are much easier to see.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Cheers!
I shall have a look at that!

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# hahahah, you sod :D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# cesi n'est une..
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I can't see anything ;)
Woo!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# these never ever work for me. I wonder if that means something.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# yes, it means you have chlamydia and gout
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# how the hell am I going to get chlamydia?
and you're a twat for that post :(

but they don't work anyway...
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# *bows*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Ah I see how to get chlamydia: *bums*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha
I tried for about 20 seconds...

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Got me.
Now my eyes hurt, and I clicked on "I like this" as I was aiming for the reply button...
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] "SQUEAL LIKE A KITTEN"

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# BEWARE OF MY SEX COCK

Just what is happening to that fence there?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Nothing
its all in your mind!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I know RPS is shite but...


Bindunned?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# It's redexing for me
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Pssssst
I think that's the joke

EDIT: My mistake, it's not :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# D'oh!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# No, you were right!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I'm tempted to post the empty abbey road from the b3ta kit now

But I won't
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha I thought of that ;)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I wish I was that clever!
:s
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I love this!
*clicks*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# and me :(
It wasn't just now!

How do I use the b3ta uploader now?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# you need to change the '%' to '%25' in the link
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Just click post a new message,
switch to image mode.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# There it is!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Yup, Redex has bindun to death
(Might be the use of the % in your filename?)

Bad Request

Your browser sent a request that this server could not understand.
Edit : That's better! (And yes, bindun sort of, 3 times :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Ha ha.
Invisible extras
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# compo it now
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# lol
X

yay!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I think you'll find
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Yours is fake
the cliff face is in front of the bridge!!
;)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# *spacks at self*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I was just about to passive-aggressively bollock you for posting a redex
but I see we have another lack of meme post. no disrespect intended to your pic tan, but this compo is shit.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I know what you mean
I only posted because I had it from something I did before.
At least it's not another lol racism compo.
:)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# or lol movie poster.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] How's Snoopy meant to fight the Red Baron now?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Aces :D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# hahhahahahahahah! (or as woodstock would say: """'' ''"" '""'"' '' ""')
I honestly thought this compo would be kinda boring, but all these entries so far have been brilliant
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay!

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Fart power!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ARCH
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# It's scary...
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# haha O_O
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# oh, "Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!" - that is just way too unsettling
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Fucking hell that's scary

well done
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# thnx :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello


Haven't done a compo entry in yonks
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Hee Hee
*clicks*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Yay for Bandwagons!
Ning Mediocre! How goes it?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# 'lo Red

I'm mighty fine, thanks. A bit on the peckish side.

Yourself?

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Not too shabby,
Also hungry :( I may make potato salad.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Could you gaz me some please?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# No worries....
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Don't stop now!
Wooo. Where has she gone?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# JULIE MOULT IS AN IDIOT!
woo
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Arrrgh
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Compo it you mad genius!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Naaaa
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# oh god, limes!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# She has a friggin' highway flyover in her friggin' attick!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# The mice are evolving
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Its a Scalextric set!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# she looks like she's having a poo
pffft
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Ahahaha!
:)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# hahahah, I was waiting for one of these to pop up :D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Ah, you did it so well.
I spent a while in paint last night, but got annoyed at my own incompetence and smashed everything up with the clone tool. Here is the result (it's rubbish):



How did you do it so well, if I may be so bold as to ask? Also, I saw one once called "A lack of the 50ft woman".

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Traffic congestion! Twin pod road cars! ;)

I dunno really. I just cloned the fuck out of it. Drew in some missing bits. but mostly cloning.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Cheers, I need to get practicing.
:)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha
I had no illusions whatsoever about the bindunness of it all. But I felt like doing it anyway.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Aye, that's the one.
Good find.

:)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Feck
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# hehehehe well I liked it.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Extremely shoddily done.


Sorry :(
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# How's Uncle Hitler btw?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Arf!
Christ knows, I haven't spoken to him in about 10 years ;)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hahahahah, "A Bigger, errr, Still Pool"
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# lovely
Hockney?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Yip.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)

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