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"This morning I had another talk with the German Chancellor, Herr Hitler, and here is the paper which.... Oh."

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)

it's not a piece of paper

it's a hat

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)

Oi!

Don't mention the hat or they'll see the join...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)

aye that is a bowler hat if not mistaken

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)

Isn't this basically what happened anyway?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)

Someone stole his right hand?

Then it was definitely a case for war.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)

this is very well shopped, unlike my shower of shit:

in fact it's so shit I decided not to compo it.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)

Trunk style . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)

Cheers Micto and Mushroom.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)

LOL!

God gives and takes... ;)

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..wil, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)

hehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)

I dotn get it

he posts an image and gets comments on him not the image. get over yourselves

I like this, reckon he had them made smaller for streamlining

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boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)

I just googled him

Those are some small ears!

btw: you seem to missing out on a great hissy fit, if you did ignore all those you said you did ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)

Yes I've been told.

But as I say, what's the point of ignore if I make the effort to read their pathetic mewlings?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)

Indeed.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)

Indeed!

I was gonna do a reply to defend his honour till I realised he can't see them anyway so all I would be doing is confusing the man...

Hey Pasanonic, you made an impression, and some folks ain't happy about that!

*edit* you n me both methinks...

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..wil, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)

fuck them.

They are welcome to my home address if they want to talk like men and not children.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)

please give me iiitttt

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)

Well, fuck 'em indeedy,

*unashamed sycophantism*

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..wil, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)

Eh? *Googles*

Pffft. His ears look fake!
This is a lovely piece of drawing work.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)

just this tonight:

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2234487.ece

nings/nite/cya

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)

It's no great loss

I was just hoping he became one of those marooned people without a country, like in The Terminal

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)

the sun's website is shit

and written for mongs
can i have a summary so i don't have to boost their click-throughs?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)

Racist pillock from Holland goes to Britain,

gets barred from the country,
throws hissy fit.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)

Haha great summary

*claps*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)

He's a racist

and outspoken right winger who was asked to leave directly upon arriving on Britain on the quite legal grounds that his presence and planned itinerary was likely to cause civil unrest in our country.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)

cool

sounds like a plan

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)

Nah.

He's a rabble rouser who appeals to our xenophobic nature, who is entirely dependant on publicity. Not only have we said "Nobody can come here if they might say something controvertial" we've also said "Have some front page news".

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Halk, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)

Really what we've said is

"No one can come here if they are going to start trouble that will result in violence and possibly someone getting killed, at the very least riots that will destroy property".

That sounds sensible to me. It's not in the public interest for muslims to riot and burn down my local greengoccers.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)

i like making love to japanes dwarves

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)

Indeed!

And the comment above too.

Racist trouble stirrers fuck off...

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..wil, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)

written to a reading age of

5

although even the Guardian's only pitched at 11

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)

and the Guardian is only pitched at 11 year olds so they don't typo the age incorrectly

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)

apparently 100% fact

/may just be bullshit, from company's plain english course

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)

I never understand the English.

When did you get taught that the UK has ever had a policy of free speech? It simply is not true or we would have a free press.
The idea of free speech is American and even they are quite hypocritical about it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)

Cut out and keep Valentines card for you to give to the person you're nobbing

Or you can keep it for yourself if you're lonely, go on, knock one out, my treat

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)

Nicely! VERY nicely!

Yet also oddly repulsive...

Woo tho (I think)

*edit* also, white will not print, there is no such thing as white printer ink...

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..wil, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)

print it on accetate and colour in the clever bits with tip-ex

or sex wee

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)

what, u never used shadow?

;)

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..wil, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)

are you saying you want a go on my bird?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)

I had a go, she was ace

but she prefers you. I think its the fancy moustache that does it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)

hahaha

what moustache?
rip hairy lip

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)

has it gone?

oh, she must have been talking about someone else then ;) xxx

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)

ive already made her a Tesco 'love festival' card

with use by date 14th feb

top work once again..

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boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)

Now start worrying

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nhojjohn, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)

I don't recognise that man/woman/gas giant

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)

Bus stop rat bag

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)

nicely done

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)

Haha, charade you are!

nicely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)

You fucked up old hag!

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ClanSoul, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)

Hey Whitehouse

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)

You forgot the "you"

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ClanSoul, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)

That bent my mind's eye . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)

Source please?

Not all of us know every picture on the internet :)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)

OMG, there is a sky whale in that pic

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)

dino

(mr miagi, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)

Godzilla would walk all over a T-Rex.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)

Fuck! Even Godzuki!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

Dexys!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)

unshopped

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)

O_0

or whatever it is

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)

That is actually the first time I have ever heard another song by them.

You've broken a 25-year run.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)

crikey

i take it you are only familiar with 'come on eileen('s tits)'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)

Kinda reminds me of . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

naiv?

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)

Hmm, I'm considering dropping the "lord" out of my name.

(Mu2, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)

It doesn't suit you.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)

You would say that.

(Mu2, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)

hahaha

what the fuck?

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)

Six years and you don't know of spare account funtiems??

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)

this one particluarly tickled me

i think it's the three posts in a minute, log in, log out, log in, log out, log in

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

Six years and you don't know about multiple browsers?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)

No, I logged out, in, out, in etc.

Both accounts have the same password, so I just needed to add/remove from the autocomplete.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)

log in post

switch browser, log in, post
switch browser, log in, ahh fuck it....

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)

keep logged in on both.

But it does get confusing.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)

yes, multiple browsers

Opera for porn
Firefox for wife
(delete private data, delete private data, delete private data...)

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)

PORN MODE : ACTIVATE!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)

on this note

if I were to change my username and click save changes - could someone else jump in and steal hype? always wondered that

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)

Yes.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)

Yep.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)

oooooo

imagine how angry this could make you

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)

Hence my spare account(s)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)

No.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)

maybe

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)

very definitely.

I stole Master of Turnips' username whilst parking this username on my alt account. he didn't like it.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)

I'm just testing out how it'd look if I dropped the Lord.

And I'm not stupid enough to say that without reserving the name.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)

bugger

i'm at the head of the queue to steal your username too :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

Someone would, just to annoy me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)

I would

cos you're a cunt

I took my time to translate this stupid shit for ikea and you didn't give a flying fuck about telling me how it went

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)

I thought everyone knew how that went.

The only reply I got was off a nice swedish lady saying no. Story of my life really.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)

hehe

a swedish lady saying no?
she surely hasn't had enough vodka or smth

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)

issues!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)

hehehe

For the love of god, they are going to make a stretch armstrong film

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)

Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)

I went allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way out the to make sure that there was a . . . L . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)

My work here is done.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)

WARNING IRRELEVANT POST

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)

Are any posts around here relevant?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

My reply sure isn't . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)

toucans?

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)

well

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)

You are correct !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)

Hmmm?

I win

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)

Some guys get all the brakes !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)

hmmm

Too subtle?

Mr Metronome....not

(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)

Arf!

Nicely!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)

I remember him

just...

*edit* To be fair, altho his 'lunchbox' was notorious, this may not be the best example of it espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/040811_christie.jpg as it's hardly showing anyway, THIS was the notorious one wasn't it?: galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/17921-4/linford-christie.jpg when it 'Got away from me, yeh...' to quote The Doctor

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..wil, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)

1992LOLS! :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)

the days

when "BLACK MAN HAS BIG COCK" was newsworthy.

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)

Ha ha h!

Oh yes :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)

I remember, they called him 'Mr Metronome'

and he got VERY uptight about it as did pretty much the whole 'black community' and it got rather oddly uncomfortable all round really.

But he did start wearing much better support! ;)

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..wil, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)

I remember my mother watching the athletics for signs of a metronome. Think she preferred John Regis though.....

(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

john regis had unfeasibly tiny ears

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

Linford's Lunchbox!

Now his intimidation tactics are gone completely.

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zoldergoose, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)

Small penis!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)

So very very true too.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)

Linford has got Camel Toe

(Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)

have you shopped out the

performance enhancing drugs?

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)

maybe

that was what he stored down there

(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)

haha

sorry to tj but: Do the mods do preemptive bannings? so ban a username before it even posts

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weaver., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)

unlikely

why?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)

there's a page with all the usernames on

i was going to look to see how many people had signed up after a certain username, and i noticed loads of spammer type names, lots of them 1-4 days old

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weaver., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

I was looking for that page a while a go. What's the url?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)

it takes an age to load

www.b3ta.com/board/users.php

i don't know how to load up the page from a certain user id :S

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weaver., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)

Ah, I'd forgotten the .php at the end. Thanks.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)

fuck me

that is a big page

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)

i clicked that once when i was on dialup

it froze my computer

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)

funnily enough

they're just chatting about that on /talk
i think cr3 is aware

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)

'Aware' as in Skynet?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)

Phew!

We don't want him making termimaters!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)

i was just thinking

it'd be easier if someone was assigned to clear out such accounts, someone without a job perhaps, a student maybe :)

or they could submit accounts to be deleted, that way there'd be no abuse of power

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weaver., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)

I think the 7 day wait is b3ta's biggest spamfilter.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)

I'd do it

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)

same here

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weaver., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

Yeah, I found them whilst looking for funny new usernames.

There are in excess of 7000 new junk accounts. cr3 has done a marvellous job of removing them, and is altering the sign-up process.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)

cr3 for mod- Oh, wait...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)

7000?!

thats probably 10% of the number of accounts total

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weaver., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)

Some top lurkers on there.

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zoldergoose, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)

when i joined all those years ago it was a close call between

hYpe
or
Various Artists Promo Only Urban Club January mp3 download
now some other fuckers taken it anyway

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)

I think

"FUCKING B3TA MODS ARE FUCKING CUNTS" username has been taken!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:55, archived)

aww damn

i think this username is taken as well :(

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=77364

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weaver., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)

Nothing to see here . . . so move along . . .

packagelessness . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

Wasn't Linford Christie

the first guy to fly the Channel

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Flash_Bastard, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)

'ning

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)

Haha!

Nice one.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)

LOL Bush

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)

Haha!

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ClanSoul, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)

Hehe

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)

hahaha

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)

Me??

Or Bush?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)

bush of course!

not you

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)

s'ok then.

happy b3taday.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

Probably both you wanker!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)

Fucker! I've just seen this!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)

I love how happy he looks

Happy b3trandayns!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)

There's white folks,

and then there's ignorant motherfuckers like you

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)

Buy your own damn fries!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)

Happy candle day!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)

brilliant minds think alike hYpe

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)

and your wrist action is probably more accurate

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)

well i have had a lot of studying into that feild of things

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)

Hahaha

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)

Shake them dice !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)

Ring that bell..

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)

I find it worrying he has a photo of Tony Blair behind him

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)

Yes!

Unless the original "shopper" put it in.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)

Haha

A subtle background blair too, this pic is soo 2004

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)

^see above^

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)

hahaha, you removed his brain, oh, no that already happened

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)

SATIRE

(__, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)

I know, fucking cutting edge :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)

hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)

Cordless phones?

Whatever will they think of next ;)

Eh Up Matt! DVD's sent today :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)

Thanks muchly Sir.

Also...The cordless phone was my original idea, before remembering the 'W' pic

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)

Yeah whatever, you tard ;)

How goes it in sunny Sheffield?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)

Feckin freezing!!

Snow melts a bit...then freezes over, we'll have ice for weeks!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)

Ha! Serves you right

for being a northern monkey ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)

LOL GONE !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)

Was this meeting in....Chequers?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)

Was . . . being the key word !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)

surley bindun

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)

A true air break !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)

Sky hooks

legendary things

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thistle, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)

yes has bindun

but not this well! have a click.

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)

Fuck! It was scary with the girder!!!!

Top shoppery

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)

hahaha.. Great!

I was doing exactly this yesterday but got bored with it!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)

Hahaha fantastic work!

*clicks hard*
Now do it without the people on it :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)

It has

but this is done better IMO, so WOO and a click from me! ;)

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..wil, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)

Hahaha!

TJ: I just got off the phone to Smash Monkey.
She told me to tell "everyone" she says hi.
(She's lacking money, therefore had to get rid of her internets)

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ClanSoul, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)

Hello smash!

Also: oh noes :(
You shall be missed.
Thats to clansoul, not smash, you're going to give her your internets.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)

No, I'm not.

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ClanSoul, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)

Go on, take one for the team :D

Speaking of team...
Go team B3ta!
Join the B3ta Steam group now!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)

I'm already a member

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ClanSoul, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)

Ha ha. I said "member".

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ClanSoul, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)

Hahah

You said you were a "member"
Hahahaha

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)

Just joined

You lucky, lucky people.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)

Tell her that I said high back two !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)

Piss-shoes!

I just finished mine :(

And I lazily replaced the entire background (ie CHEATED)

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)

good thinking

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)

you have worked smart and not hard

why are the two at the end the only ones not wearing hats?

(gleam has been selling these fine leather jackets since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)

Health and Safety gawn mad!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)

no,

i'm just worried they might be imposters

(gleam has been selling these fine leather jackets since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)

we'll be right back, after these commericals.....

Clicky for Higher Quality

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)

kill them

hard

woo

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)

agreed!

happy b3taday!

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)

What else can one say . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:01, archived)

Play dough heads . . . I'll take a bucket or twoo . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)

BUY CADBURY'S DAIRY MILK

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ClanSoul, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:01, archived)

haha.......bury the cads

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)

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McBadger COW, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)

No no no no no no no no no no

Woo.....But there will be repercussions...

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)

She's done her damage and left . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)

damn, bitch

nicely done :D

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McBadger COW, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)

Good Lackng !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)

A Lack

Nice title.

(theyellowknight, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)

BZZT

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)

That bytes !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)

hahahahahaha

win

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)

scott ian from anthrax

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)

Tour De France

(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)

my french mate did that

but in his boxers the pussy

and on roller skates

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)

He looks much happier !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)

HAHAHA! BALDY SLAP!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:47, archived)

TOO

funny

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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)

not worthy of new thread

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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:53, archived)

Original

And also some silliness

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)

Haha.

Nice take.

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zoldergoose, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:20, archived)

Very tricky maneuver !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)

where is the bridge?

(Tzupi my cat likes tomato :F, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)

What's the compo ?

ED: it got me thinkin' too . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)

I thought some one would point that out

somehow after carefully removing the derelict bridge that was used as a ramp it didn't seem right to add another bridge in

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)

Bond?

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..wil, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)

00B

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)

subtle

I like it

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)

so that's

where the shark was originally shopped from!

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)

very

subtle ha

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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)

Aah, childhood memories.

I'm still alarmed when I see Bagpuss in colour.

Nice job.

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)

haha

nice one

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:20, archived)

It took me like forevaaaaaaaar to un-thicken . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)

where did we put the piano?

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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)

Bindun?

(sneezymonkey, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)

Yup! Nicely anyho tho!

Why does this version look sorta cartoony?

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..wil, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)

think it has been done

is it the one where Jeus has whapped out his 100ft long shlong?

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Jorvic, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)

Then sliced it up to fed the mulitudes !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)

I'll just squeeze this one in while nobody's looking...

My Gallery

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)

cor! superb stuff

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McBadger COW, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)

I'm looking and liking and haven't seen your Great Gallery in a while . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)

I tried to do this and I totally gave up

so well done :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)

I offer you a laurel and hardy . . . WOO !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)

ooh

that is rather well done

woo

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)

nice bowlerage

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)

Lovely stuff!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)

Underground hell

(Gannett, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)

Ha.

The sad thing is I bet a lot of us can still see our morning commute on there.

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zoldergoose, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)

Southerners

bah

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)

ur well gey

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Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)

nice one

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)

Langton's anteater

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)

hahahaha!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)

Great game . . . I could watch it eat quite a bit !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)

haha

ace

and bonus marks for the use of the word Nyom

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)

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