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# .
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Whaaaat?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I just wanted to see
if i could do a 'moving car' type thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Well i think you succeeded.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Youth of today, tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Oooooooh Yeah . . . Hot Rod Baby !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# hahahaha
that wink!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# There's been nothing on tv all night.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Im playing CoD4
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)
# I cant be bothered looking around for those 3 last bottles of Nuka Cola I need for the achievement
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Aha i only play that about once a month now, in a team tactical usually.
But it's like riding a bike, i'm still amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I only play HC team really, thats it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Ah... I finished that.
You done the bit where it's just you and the sniper?


I was shitting it at that bit.


"Get the fuck up ya Scottish cunt"*


* I'm Scottish so I can say that
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Yes Ive done the campaign, Im shooting americans right now on the internets
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# That's called "All Ghillied Up" and shooting that bloke from the empty apartments seriously took me about 2 hours.
On veteran though, :D.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:19, archived)
# If the mission didnt have the whole carry bit, then it would be alot better
Was a pretty good mission tho :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# How odd.
Made me laugh though, so hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# hahaha crikey
I like this so I shall click it
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# certainly a woo
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
# HAHAHA
This is ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# It's about time someone cut him down to size
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# He's been Niked !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Gosh
that almost made me head butt my monitor

*calms down*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# TU TU TU TU TU TU
TU TU TU TU TU TU

Edit: thanks all :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)
# May I wish you a Happy b6taday !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Oh!
Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# B3taday dance!

Best wishes to you old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# HAPPY 60th BIRTHDAY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)
# You must be exceptionally ancient by now
So WOOOOOOOO geeezer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Hahaha
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Merry b3taday!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)
# ham-fisted brotards image search now pulls 3 results.
you broke the internet Mofaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I still only get the one image
safesearch is turned off
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 1:09, archived)
# 72 months without parole?
congrats in order then sir:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Happy B3taday Sir!
May there be many more. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# hahaha
tip top
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Wii Are You . . . expanding on Bloop's idea . . .


www.b3ta.com/board/9199722
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I was just thinking of doing something like this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Wii were two !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# heheh
I tried to do a zooming version of this but it was too hard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# It took awhile to get my head around it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# OH HAI THERE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# "NEVER SEEN A CHICKEN BEFORE, HMMM?"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# yaffle-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Top hole owl!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# that's no owl!
it's a Papuan Frogmouth
lh4.ggpht.com/_c0K6zFPiyW4/Rn3_exsbpGI/AAAAAAAAA9o/oe3CEcywtV8/000_0003.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Oooooooooh . . . that is rather rare !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# hello, ms. dench. nice hat, is it new?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# HOOT HOOT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# There is something strange about that beast's jowls . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# A common misconception of owls in folklore is wisdom
when in fact their eyes take up so much of their heads, there isn't much space left for mental brilliance once you remove all those feathers, and are left with the brain

*offers cigar all the same*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# It's not an owl
you should be ashamed!

I think this must have been the same creature.


click for big


I'll take the cigar though, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# If you tolerate this, your children will be next?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# will be next
will be next

will be next

edit: strange but good pic!
(Smudger, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# If You Tolerate This, Then Your Grandmother Used To Shop In Athena.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# LEAVE KK ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# hahahahah!
I'll try. If only KK's pics were less fascinating...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I'm sure he used to work in Dixons...
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# :(
why'd you remove all his body hair? you've made him into an unnatural freak!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# It's worse than you think...
that mop on top - that's is pubes!
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# that is worse, he appears to have jheri curled them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I've been booked in for a back and chest wax
I've not been given any choice in the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Yes . . . but . . . how does he . . .
breathe . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Facevein!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# who wants a toastie?

(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# you mean a toadsie ?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# *facepalm*
you sir, get a little woo.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# no thanks
I'm trying to give them up
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# live a little
can't be any worse for you than "cajun squirrel"
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# The gig is up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# no, i'm rumbled!
well then, this is good night.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Don't forget to tun off the candle . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Not suitable for gamers with heart conditions


Click for bigger (50 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Arf!
ALECBALDWINLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# WHAT, WHERE?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# The Wii sketch in the basement :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Yep!
I'm out of breath watching!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# What about a new port of Decathlon
from Atari 2600?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# One of my managers, who is in her early thirties
said she doesn't have to go to the gym anymore on account of this Wii lark, because she basically jumps up and down and waves her body about like a complete lunatic on speed using one.

That is my contribution to this compo.

I took this fantastic picture of a can of ale during some adverts just now:


Here is a film maker saying hi to a giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# You took this fantastic redex :P
And I cant see the geeraffe due to login purposes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Ah well
"There was a problem with the b3ta image server. Debug: Failed to request move.
This probably means that one of the b3ta server mice has got drunk, and unplugged a server."

Who fed CR3 tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Nice beer, I hope it was chilled :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I need to be a member to look at your link.



*awaits cock jokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Fuck me
Your camera is good.

Do excuse my spluff.

I unlurked for this.

Lots of love, Merlin_THP
(AMadDayYes, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# BLUE KING SKINS ARE NOW RUBBISH
'COS THEY CHANGED THE ROACHY STUFF AT THE BACK INTO THICK CARDBOARD, THE BASTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# for some reason this is making me think "TRACK AND FLID"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# They're probably making this as we speak!
DS one came out last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Soz, I appear to have left out a 't' here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# ha ha ha!
So true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# I am confused
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# If you really want to be unconfused, I'm sure the QI theme music is readily hearable.
But it's the most insultingly bad piece of music ever written. It's really horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Oh haha, I get it now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Hardly up there with the likes of Blackadder!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Bring back Ronnie Hazlehurst, I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Fetch me a spade!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# How dare you call it that!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Fetch me a shovel.
(and a black man to do the digging)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I will pay him well.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Ronnie? I'd pay him well if he could come back and help prevent the above horror.
I'm listening to John Cooper Clarke at the minute, Mstan. He he from anywhere round your end?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# it took me till about series 3
before i could just ignore it.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# he wrote the theme to red dwarf
so i forgive him
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Hull please.
(I helped save b3ta! bovineharvester is quite ill, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# *cackles*
FUCK! YEAH!

*clicks and clicks again*

/edit: Shouldn't there be a ESRB warning about fences?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Mate, you aren't even the best cricketer in your family.
Oh, different sledging.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# haha
that made me chortle. ( I know you are now chortling too Finnbar).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Why are you so fucking fat?
Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# It's all downhill from . . . LOOK OUT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Lovely teeths!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# "Sledging" sounds like it should be a strange sexual act
HOT SLEDGING HONEYS 4: SLEDGE ME HARDER
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# FILL ME WITH SLEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# "RIDE DOWN MY FROZEN PISSTE"
"I'LL TAKE YOUR TOBOGGAN"

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# sister sledge


wait, what?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)
# INVISIBLE oh, wait a sec
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I like how the pedals are going when his little feets cant reach :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# it out of control! he is both shocked and awed
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# He got pushed....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Even on skis on a freshly bashed piste going flat you cant go that fast :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# all downhill!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# hahah
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Thats better!
And faster!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# AAAGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# FASTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# YESSSSSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Gravity does the trick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Ride on top !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# look no hands!


sauce is funnier:
ccn1.net/POTD3/dog-bike.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Ha!
Those mental orientals!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Orimental!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I put my chilli recipie down there,
But I cant be arsed to link it :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I have seen it... Thanks.
Lazy bugger ;)
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# that's ok, I've cutted and pasted it
Industrial Mince! Lots, recognisable meat is always good

Brown the mince in some heavy oil (diesel if you are posh) and with some rock salt, rock pepper, rock hot chilli powder, and some rock paprika.
Once mince sublimes, take out of vat and then add to pan onions (sliced), onions (whole), onions (synthetic), garlic (pressed)
Cook in the jews, add some more vaselene if needed.(It will be).
Add some pauppers (the big ones not the spicey ones as these have been homeless longer) once the onions are unable to be burnt any more.
Add some more chilli powder, powered chilli, chilled chilli, hot chilli, and a touch it till you cum in, bit more salt/paint if you fancy.
Add some chopped eels.
Add the mince back to the mix and direct a 52KW Krypton Fluride laser at the pan until it deforms.
Add 2 tonnes of denatured geranium, (chopped, peeled, sauted and decombusted, not just peeled plump ones) and a tin of childrens kidneys (kidneys that have been chilli sauce)
I add a bit of hendersons relish (Henderson has yet to notice I'm stealing from him) and tobbacco to add a bit more kick
Import more rice.
Serve over 3 layers of cheese. Eat. enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# This sounds lovely...
I shall make it next time I'm in the lab!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# good show
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha I fucking love you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I even clicked it aswell!
(I'd love to see it on the popular page :D)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# When did 'I lke this' for replies happen?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Loads
Look at micto's FP!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I thought he'd just reposted it in a new thread!
The kinda thing he'd do.
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# You made my sides hurt again you fuck :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# ahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# :D



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# and I've never immediately killed anyone with my cooking
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I'm a vegetarian... can I replace the mince with hummus?
Lovely lovely hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Get out!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# yes
you can replace it with meat free habitat destroying non meat

:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# hahahahahhaha fuck yeah!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# You didnt even have to change the sauce :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
#
www.dictionary.com/browse/funny
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Arf!
Where's Cookie?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# This^
he must be in a trailer behind :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# he fell off
mmm creme egg
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# YAAAAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Happy Meal On Parade !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Night
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# THE WORLDS LARGEST DOUBLE CHIN
TONIGHT AT 11
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I fucking love stockthingy
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Best enjoyed in a wild landscape with the assistance of LSD.
But then again, a fetid bedsit with the assistance of LSD is perfectly OK.

I'd like to hear a bit of Stockhausen on daytime commercial radio occasionally, but they don't seem to wanna play him. Even the big hits, like 'Kontakte'.
Baffling.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Where is Stockhausen?
Is it somewhere in Finland?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley bindun but...
(mr major no thanks, I don't use the horse, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# fat guy seems to be enjoying himself
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Good thing that there's a nurse in that ambulance . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# that set me googling.
the second image returned on searching 'dogging' leads to this site, and they're using an animash by human descent.

b3ta is everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# She's taking his puppy for a walk?
What a thoughtful girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Don't stand underneath...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:29, archived)
# This picture shows us The Royal Doulton Air Farce in action
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Ha ha took me a minute to see that
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Gaseous left off !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Heel !

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Half dog is only half a dog!!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# hmmmm....
Half a dog, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the dog has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a dog be said to be
Or not to be an entire dog
When half the dog is not a dog
Due to some ancient injury?

doesn't really work does it?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Oh
Cyril Connoly...
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# No... Not Cyril Connoly...
Semi carnally!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Your name just makes me want to play monkey 2 :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# You should do so
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I dont have it on my laptop and I can never get dosbox to work on vista
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
#
I'm sure I had a version that didn't need dosbox (and wasn't on my STe)


/edit: I shall have a looksee
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Wicked!
Does it have sound?
Cos Im pretty sure the version I had which I lost didnt have sound, and thats half the game!
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I think it does...
With any luck I'll be able to track it down... I had it on my phone at one point! That was interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# DosBox???
SCUMMVM!
www.scummvm.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# That's the bugger I used on my phone!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I've never tried it on anything other than my PC
But it does a spiffing job of running all the good old adventure games. I want to get it running on my DS. It seems like a perfect match to me. Looking forward to the new Broken Sword Director's Cut game comin out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I've got it running on my N95
and Day of the tentacle
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# That is amazing!
Ive got day of the tentacle and sam and max on a cd, but my cd drive is busted :(
And I doubt it will work on vista anyway as its proper old
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Are those old 'abandonware' sites live?
Be nice to get DotT off one for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# yeah they are still there,
I got transport tycoon off one, but couldnt get it to work
That or pizza tycoon :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I know I've still got a copy of TTDLX kicking about *somewhere*
and it's xp friendly. Might even work under Vistaaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# OpenTTD!
www.openttd.org/en/
You need the original game files mind
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Haha vista LOLS!
A game I did love was zak Mcracken(sp?) and the alien mindbenders :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I'm going to see what treat Zone Horror has in store for me tonight...
Gaz me an email address (yours preferably) and I'll sort you out with TTDLX.

I have the old Pizza Tycoon discs somewhere... I don't think I'll be able to make them work.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Consider yourself gazzed
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Eric
The half a beagle
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# haha
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I imagine this hound eats well balanced meals !
Wooooooooooof !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# they go straight through him!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Smallest canine digestive tract since reconstruction . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Your two-legged friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# woo-f
perfect as always boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# lo
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# nice
but I'm hiding until the Wiistorm is over
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# oh don't be a spoilsport.
Join in with my handy tutorial :)

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# b3ta NEEDS a numpty button
mind you, it'd get clicked alot when I post!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# already seen it
chortled, then went back to the bunker
:D

edit: I've just realised what a great word "chortled" is.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Dear Pasanonic
While attempting to follow your excellent b3ta wii compo tutorial I discovered Google images does not have an I feel lucky button. Please advise.

With love,
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I was waiting for some smart chap to notice this
so I was prepared.
But then when I just tried the method I thought would get me out of this dilemma I see it won't work so I have nothing.
Please flog me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Arf.
I believe there exist a couple of websites, possibly created by b3tards in fact (or at least I found out about them on here), which will do a google image search of a random series of characters for you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Which version of Google Images are you using?

You should upgrade to the latest version.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# googleimagestwopointoh.com?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# It exists

http://downloads.google.com
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Heheh, we're once again caught in a toap opera

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Yes this does seem to be the template for this compo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)
# YES! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# HD's stuff always earns a 'YES!'.. always
bacon
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# ENOUGH WITH THE BACON!
Ive spent waaaay too much money on boozing now I cant afford bacons :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Who needs bacon when there's booze?!
Priorities man... priorities. Bacon for lunch (beer optional) - beer now.

I'm thinking of making my own booze this year, being a doely scumbag and bereft of beer monkey... I wonder if I could make Baconale.... hmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Well I've blown about £450 on beer and food in the past month
Thats like half my loan
And that doesnt include the £230 I owed in bills! :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# You, my friend, are on a roll!
I shall be back to eating earwigs and bark next month once our great leaders realise I'm actually british and not worthy of support until I get a job.

This year I AM going out earlier to get the bits for Birch wine
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# For the past week Ive been eating chilli
I can make 4 days worth for £6
Toast for lunch
Meals sorted.
Now I just need to live until the next loan comes in.
Then job done :D
Boozing can recommence!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Pasta sandwiches!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Bonus!
All you need is a tin of tomatos, some basil, salt, pepper, and some tesco value pasta, thats a meal right there :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:29, archived)
# plus a tin of
drained tuna steak and providing you season it well you have a meal you can serve a girl without her knowing you actually are a pauper.

/was a student too blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I fucking cant stand fish
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# That's a lot of chilli!
Would you send me the recipe? A man can't have enough chilli!

You should watch Ray Mears or that other bungmunching loon. It'll either give you ideas of what you can get away with eating, or respulse you so much you can't bear eating.

(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Yeah but I make a mean chilli anyway :D
Ok. If I had lots of money I would do.

Mince! Lots, meat is always good

Brown the mince in some oil (olive if you are posh) and with some salt, pepper, hot chilli powder, and some paprika.
Once mince is browned, take out of pan and then add to pan onions (sliced), garlic
Cook in the juices, add some more oil if needed.
Add some peppers (the big ones not the spicey ones) once the onions are cooked enough.
Add some more chilli powder, and a touch of cumin, bit more salt/pepper if you fancy.
Add some chopped chillis.
Add the mince back to the mix and cook for a bit more.
Add 2 tins of tinned toms, (chopped not just peeled plum ones) and a tin of chilli beans (kidney beans in chilli sauce)
I add a bit of hendersons relish and tabasco to add a bit more kick
Cook rice.
Serve, add cheese. Eat. enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I shall give that a go...
Mine is similar, just more beans(haricot/borlotti/kindey) and a single red onion. Do it in the morning, leave it to sit all day in the pan (longer, if you don't need the pan!), reheat and pour into your facehole.

Brown mince
Throw in onion, brown some more.
Throw in chillis and tomatos and beans
Cook it for about 20 mins
Discard rice
Serve in a bowl with chilli and beer and shit horror films.

Eat it for the next week.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I do like red onion
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I make all my chilli
with chopped silverside beef. I also cook in olive oil but you have to add some veg oil to stop it burning.
I'm not saying "look at me I spit on your mince" because I grew up on mince and potatoes and chilli mince.
Lets be fair if I have to use mince for anything other than choice these days I've become a failure.
It's all about the taste so just buy the best mince you can afford from a butcher and don't buy stuff in a bag from Tesco.

Also I don't use capsicum peppers in my chilli ( the big ones ) as they sweeten it too much and you should get enough sugars from browning the meat and deglazing the pan.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Ooooh get you ;)
Thats just how I make my chilli. I prefer cooking mexican, with chicken, but cant really afford that any more.

I like the bit of sweetness as I always make my chillis fucking hot.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Is there anything you don't seem to be an expert about?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# If I'm expert at anything
then it is cooking.
I live for cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I don't often agree with you Pasanonic...
but I did just then.

Lets be fair, if you're using meat from a supermarket, you're doing your cooking any justice. A proper Butchers is best.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# There's sod all butchers near me, and I dont really have time to go trekking after one :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I've lived on a budget in the past
and on a quite meagre one too. The truth is your local butcher will still manage to give you a better quality product than a supermarket ever will and considering he'll be glad of the custom you might be surprised at what you can actually get.
He'll have loads of cuts that are no longer fashionable and will end up as sausage so if you go in, say you don't have a pot to piss in but would like to feed your kids some form of protein I bet you'll get the best meat you've had in years if not normally a butcher shopper.
'you' is generic of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Hendo's!
The best! Improves the flavour of anything! Stews! Soups! Pies! Trifles! Flapjacks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I walk past the "factory" on my way to uni every day :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Just tell everyone you're consumption-smoothing.
There's sound economic theory backing you up, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I really think I may have to make a withdrawal from the bank of mum and dad
But I really hate doing so
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# :D


Click for bigger (15 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# they
can chase each other !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I'd like to see that...
maybe with the Yakkity Sax
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I 2nd
that
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Hurrah!
Where's one of those bastards Sheep or Happytoast when we need them?


Or our resident loon, Cockweasle.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# oh I thought that was tttstttststr first, then I realised it was you and I didnt feel anything different
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I want a short cat!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# They can lean on each other . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Is this yours...?
dinosaursfuckingrobots.com/
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
is that a follow on from dinosaurs in space?
g'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# he's got three legs...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Nice
Must have good balance for when he cocks his leg up
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Your wording caught me off balance as I was imagining . . . well . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Wonderful, as per!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# oi oi
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Why the short dogsbody?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# No doubt he specialises in chasing two-legged cats
Woo as always!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Eh? What?

www.b3ta.com/board/9205555
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Ha!
MAGNETS :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Shitty fucking.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!


Let'S MAGNET!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I love this
Shame theres no button for it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# b3ta NEEDS an 'I like this' button
for great justice!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# It needs an "I love this" button which is secret and not always there
only when love worthy stuff is posted :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# 'blushes'
quick, fast food dogs stat!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Delivers 10ccs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# sorry for the pea


but peeps are doing animals on bikes so thought this might be fun
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# it looks like fun
until someone loses and eye

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# it's not fun UNTIL someone loses an eye!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# yes!
bring out the eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Ok ok..
Just don't get them mixed up with the pickled onions again.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# haha
well yes

as long as nobody goes and sticks their knob in a jar of them in error everything shall be a'ok
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# or an ear
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# a chap could lose his extremeties
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I lost a Greek Philosopher once
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# how did he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# with his nose
spang!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Never apologise for meerkats
it's always meerkat time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Yes for animals pon bikes :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# that gives me an idea
edit: i was going to do fast food dogs on bikes, but now i can't be bothered :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Oh noes, nevermind :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# its too bloody hard
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# DO EET!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# what about animals pon cars?
and animals pon tricycles?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# tricycles?, dont be silly
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# you say that
but

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I SAID BIKES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Animals on bikes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# yay
superbs
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Yay
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post373098
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# YEEES!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# *CLICK*
I like cake :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Yay . . . for cake magnets !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# It's nibbling at it.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Positively !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Ooooooh . . . the irony !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# OI !!! i is the gateau nicker round here....not eastwood

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Wii-Tarred

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
#
How many other dealers get to advertise in the press huh? That's not such a bad deal after all!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
#
Unless it's actually just big-bird from Sesame Street who's fallen on hard times...
Then it's just a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# That would be a damned shame...
I'll stick some change to his tarry face as I pass by.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# It's a shake down . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# i shouldn't laugh
but serves him right (if he was selling drugs - poor show if he wasn't)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I just can't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# no hands?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# No cat miis


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# and that other meme too!
you forgot that other one!
*tries to think of it* THE FEAR!!
oh and henrii isn't a meme... well i don't think he is
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# He is!
I wasn't going to do him,because I thought the same, but saw him in b3takit so there he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# ARRRRRGH!
THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!THE FEAR!!


No domo?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# and DOMO
and shark/helicopter/bridge
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# It's The FEAR that I really want to see..
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# and the CDC
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Do you think...
If we poke him sufficiently with pointed sticks he'll bow to our demands?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# yes
*sharpens poking stick*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Teh FIIR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I can but try
But the legs are too close.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Beatii !!
nice

edit: i done did a blessed mii, wait a mo...
edit2: here you go :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# im pretty sure i saw him in a film
this guy
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Tarsem's 'The Fall'.
Great film and it has the cutest kid ever put on film...film.

:P

Right, I gotta go.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# EPIC
BEATIE
(Harry, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# ROARRRRRRRRRR!
That mii of Teh Blessed is spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
(notice the two extra I's for the wii)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Ha ah ah!
Nicely :D

There is an inconsistency in your naming algorithm....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# All 'ee' sounds are 'ii"
What do you want..Brian Blessiid? Smug Bastiid?
Svennii? Teh Quii??

Will that do Mr Redsushii?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Well you see, that is where the problem lies.
the y's in Sturdy and Henry are replaced by ii, but in Beattie, you have replaced the i and e at the end ;) It should be beattiii or Beattiie innit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# You really have too much time on your hands
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# I'm watching Bottom.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Im watching that thing with Lee mack on beeb1
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# What do you think of it?
It isn't always hilarious really is it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# its funny with bad puns occasionally, so its ok
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Move away from the mirror

Oh, and pull up those pance
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Make sure you put custard in your underpants
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# And then get someone to slam a fridge door on your head repeatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Something tells me you're onto something good !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Haha!

Have you done any more since the one you gazzed me?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Ladiies
www.b3ta.com/board/9205390
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Them is also nice

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# haha
this is good
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Where's Hitler?
Otherwise woo.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# and CHUMP MANBEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha yes... do Chump Manbear!
*readies the pointed stick*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I like your Smug Bastard...
And svenno... and... and

Oh fuckit!

I like them all.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
#
Brian looks a lot like Geoff Capes
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# They're twins...
didn't you know? Same mom, different dad.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I noticed that!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Do me do me do me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Quo would win everything
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)

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