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(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# pfft I like it
Makes a nice companion piece to Gran Designs down the page somewhere.

More tyres though. And shit throwing.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# how rare.
That house was my favourite of that series even though the architect fucked up and the first floor did not meet the front elevation and they tried to talk the gap up as a design point.
Architects, I've shit 'em ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I adore the programme
but often find a lot of the houses a bit "samey" and far too trendy.
This open plan/double height living ain't all it's cracked up to be. It can be extremely impractical. I speak from experience.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# this ain't worth it's own thread...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# oh man, that program is so shit it is good
I hope one day they catch him shagging one of the lions
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# wanky houses, designed by wankers for wankers
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] okay i know - really shit...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# has he suddenly
developed cerebral palsy?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# haaha
didnt you know that! :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# HA! :P
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# ;P
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Looks like my ex.
/ac
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# dear god
i feel sorry for you :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha
He looks like he has shit himself as well :D

Him and Vinyl Man could be best friends forever
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# but then
i'd have to change it back to friends :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# No, because vinyl man would lock him in the cupboard
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# woo
vinyl man ftw! :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# the man is pure vinyl sex
even more so with his crutches
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# stop it
you'll get me all excited :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I hope there are more pictures of him
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# i do too!
:)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Would have been funnier
with you using Joey if you had made him look like a tard then ;)

Molto LOL :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha now theres an idea!
:)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

I cannot believe I did a geek post.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# And Richard Blackwood
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# hehehe
*waits for it to load and watches pretty flashing colours*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I'm liking the new 'make more pictures' Flowerpot
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I usually only bother when a challenge entry is announced
I simply don't have the time these days :(
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# awwwwww
 
YES
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# hehehehe!
i saw the it crowd once, someone on here said it was funny, they lied
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Pasanonic posted a link to a clip of it on youtube and I was hooked
I watched the first 2 series in one weekend and giggled incessantly.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# 'lo pot
I like the inbetweeners
I've watched the first series about 5 times now :¬)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# 'lo Swaz
I've not seen that. I will have to scour Youtube for it as I live in South Africa and we usually have to wait yonks for something to get here.
I was shocked to see "The Wrong Door" started here tonight at 8pm. I saw a man pulling something out of his bum while I was eating!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha
at least they weren't eating something out of your bum while you were pulling - that would just be rude :¬)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# The same happened to me
I was not amused
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the laziest day of my life.
and this is the laziest day of my life.

8th Season of 24 is going to be shit.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Noicely
Indeed
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# It sucks. And why all the whispering? Can't anyone act
anymore?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I thought it was going to say 23 :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] also, not worth its own thread
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I did toy with this idea, but then I found a picture of a fat man asleep so I just went with that :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# had someone left it as a reply to one of my posts?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I found it on the ol' generic internet image search, so I do not know of this.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# it was a joke about my post further down the page
which has a naked man in the replies
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Aha.
I have not yet made my way through the entire threadrush. Fortunately.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I was going for 24 seconds
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# but the whole of 24 is shit
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# shhh
reserve that judgement for more appropriate series, like Prison Break
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# that is shit too
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# hahah
7th Season is going nicely right now, though
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# It is.
Classic 24 moment at the end of the episode before last - Well, that's super, case solved, everyone have a drink. But wait! Tony's back! And he's staring into middle distance with his mouth open! This won't be good..!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# hahahaha.
true, and i'll be the first to shout that the series jumped the shark as far back as season 2. But I love to watch it, no other show keeps me on the edge of my seat the way it does. you'd be right to call it formulaic, but it's a damn good formula
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] also - compo repost time!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Thats good
lol
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] he deserves a break from all that torturing.
...
Big Brother Goes Al Fresco

repost for the compo. originally from another compo...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Threadrush!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Wednesday!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Every Wednesday should be Threadrush Wednesday.
Oh, wait...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, it should make it WAY cheaper...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Hehehe
The End
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Loose Women, Universally Challenged
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# heh, cheeky pea time
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# pfft
now that's amusing.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# A machine gun fired at that lot, would sort out a lot of problems
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# and be goddamn entertaining
tv to boot. Suggest it to itv.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# yeh
but the administerial costs of getting a licence for the weapon, and then the risk assessment and correct training of the operator would run into the millions

best is to get them all to turn up for work one day, then lock the studio
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I'm quite liking
predatorial Paxman in the background, there.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
[challenge entry] The one about the friends
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# So E4 then
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# FREINDS!?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I like how you can't decide how to spell friends :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# fixed
I know its terrible being dyslexic on the internets. Still I'm used to the abuse.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# you think that's abuse? you've led a sheltered life
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# True
lol
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# awww
*hugs*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Who needs a big clock?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Why do I see goatse hands?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# But there is only one!
And no ring...
And no ring to pull apart!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# but it does
look alarmingly like the sort of hand that's spent time up an anus.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# It looks moist.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Well, I certainly wouldn't know!

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# you should join my support group.
"fisting for Jesus" it's great.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# hahahaha!
Top goatse-ing
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# It's the veins
or you're a perve?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Should save a few quid on special effects...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Jurassic Park TV Series?
Sounds expensive!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# who's he?
is he the new Countdown bloke?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Jeff...
The new Des...
Who was the new Des...
Who was the new Richard.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# HA!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# haha - i like this
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# you big gayer
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# is he as gay as this?

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# What is this doing on my computer internet screen?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# he's doing some sexual healing.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# It's the Vinyl Countdown
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# he's doing a marc almond by the looks of things...
well what else would it be in that glass?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# gta sa?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Is that when they ask David Dickinson to present the show?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Oh good Lord....!
giggles
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# nearly
but not quite
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# who in the world is that?
Is that Happy Toast?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# yeah.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Someone please hand me a cigarette because I just came

And I don't even smoke
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# yeah, VINYL MAN, god yeah
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I don't want this in my internets hummus thread, it scares me
I also don't like how it gets more replies than my picture :(
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I preferred your onternets
:¬)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# It is my fault, I found the picture last night on a music forum
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# don't say sorry.
ht has had loads of time in the sun, let sexy vinyl man have his time!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# There needs to be more time for sexy vinyl man
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# well do more pictures of strange black men laying nude on a bed covered in records drinking a glass of man juice!
GOD, GET WITH THE TIMES!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# shit, that was either one man who has never emptied his bag or a lot men
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Or animal
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Well that's
old...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# ?
sighs
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Swift
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha!


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Who wants it?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I'm confused
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# sexually?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Yes.

How are you M3 my man?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# *rubs thighs*

edit: splendid! Going broke by the minute, how's your good self keeping?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I'm also quite teh splendid

Didn't do any actual work today, so I'll be looking at quite some work tomorrow ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# grabs a tuppeny-bit
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# is that like english porno?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Grotty, cheap and not worth it in the end?
Seems about right.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# The image seems to be.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# tuppence is slang for a front bum, yeah?
so... erm.. yeah, me!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THOES AMERICANS DONE TO YOU?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# forced oral sex
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# How would Americans know about "tuppence"
Thicky!

:P
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# 2p or not 2p, that is the only question
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# she's buried in the back yard
but she's been there ten years so probably slightly decomposed.

give me a fiver and i'll dig her up
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I'd be fucking terrified if I got lost in Salford too.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# she's just spotted the "others" or rather the glue sniffing hoodies
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# isn't that pretty much every town, city and hamlet in England though?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Once when I was in Salford a chav let off an air horn in my ear and called me a "nipple"
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# hahahaha you are the new Jacob Dyer
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I didn't like it.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# You need to put this in your profile now
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# And... done.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Pffft...and you aren't a nipple?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I don't think I am.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Huzzah!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I got lost once
ended up in old trafford when i wanted the city centre
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I got trapped there for a day
hitching at a roundabout for a lift to anywhere.
No-one stopped for hours and hours, I guess they thought I would moider them or something.
Eventually did a naughty and walked down the motorway a bit before getting a lift from a rather stoned truck driver having a race with his mate.
Ahh the joys of paranoid random road trips :)
evening b3ta :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] and have this one too
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# lies!
manchester isn't that green!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] just a quicky
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# I can't wait for the channel 5 spin-off, Gash in the Attack
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Or the XXX channel with its version
A Tick in the Gash
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# New Labour unveils new stamp
I felt like making this....

after reading this yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/03/03/0029258
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# *stocks up on tinfoil*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# You'll need a hat made of bloody led.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# hahaha
the morons choose to protest on facebook, so that anyone and everyone can see who you are and it's stored in one of the very databases this kind of act is targeted at.

classic!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# yeah, almost pissed my pants when I saw that :D
(not literally)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# *sniff*
Ah I love the smell of irony...
Oh wait *sniffs* No that's just me, sorry.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Oh the ironing
It's like nine million bicycles when all you need is a spork.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# SPORK, the best way to taunt Spoonophobes
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# *stocks up on mercury*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] much better show...

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Arthur Fowler?!?!
You could have picked a fit one!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# coooorrrrrrrrrr, look at him, with cap on, that lovely 80s 100% flammable jacket and the dead look in his eyes
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# He's very fit
he holds up 6 foot of earth all day long.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# LOL! You fancy him!!
"Maiden and Arthur Fowler sittin' in a tree..etc"
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# R.O.T.T.I.N.G
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# haha
"Oh Mr Folwer, I am undone!"
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# WHAT!!!
Arthur is dead? when did this happen?

Is Nick Cotton still out of jail?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# He came back at xmas
dunno if he's still around though.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I've not watched it since Arthur stole the Christmas fund, is he still in it?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I'm a wrong in believing the actor died?
I was pretty certain he passed away - but I could be wrong as I hate EastEnders and haven't watched it since the days of Angie and Den.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Bill Treacher is still alive apparently
:)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Ah - you see now I look foolish
*scarpers*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# brilliant
simple but effective :o)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# very much like me, simple yet effective
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
#
effective affected :p
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# oh, go on with you
cheeky boy
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# 'Wots gawin on?'
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I slip a pearoast in here?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: CREDIT CRUNCH TV


To mark the news that ITV is shedding 600 jobs, open up Photoshop and suggest cheaper versions of well known TV and Radio shows, showing how today's credit crunch will affect tomorrow's television.

Challenge suggested by The Great Architect and voted for by YOU.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# yay for The Great Architect
- this could be fun....
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# yay for archie.
but also boooo for archie as we all know he'll already have a folder full of stuff already made for this ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
#

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I don't have photoshop. Fuck you man, fuck you.
Also: WTF is going on down there with Catnipp?

Edit - Oooooh, this compo has potential :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# He's a tinfoil hatter.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# That's the mercury in your water talking. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
This is fun. Shiiiiirley Catnipp and co are just trolling?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Maybe, I didn't get involved.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Yay! A TV one!
*waits for loads of pearoasted movie posters*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I betcha there's more pictures of Countdown...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# How could countdown be any cheaper?
They still use cards instead of computer graphics!
And even have a student co-host instaed of a £4m money grabbing bint!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# money grabbing drunk bint
i'm semi-reliably informed
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# She's got to spend it on something!
;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# My point exactly!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# awaits
unshopped Retro Doctor Who pics alongside some good effort pics
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# What's all this about David Icke?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Vimod gives you cr&cer
or something. It looks like trolls to me. Best to leave alone.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# He's not mad it's all a lie perpetuated but the Big Brother State
and Lizard people - especially lizard people.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# It's not lizards. It's kittens....
Icke is in the pay of the CIA to hide the kitten truth. He keeps distracting everyone with these lizards theories. An idea they nicked from that quality 1980's series "V".

Really its the kittens taking over the world...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
#

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# *groan*
haha
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# haha and yet Oof!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# who's my local b3tan?
i need several
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# where do you live and I'll plug it into the b3tan locator
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# i'll start asking random people on the street
it's bound to work ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# This is so wonderful
*cries a happy tear*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND THEN I SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW HEEEEEEEER FAAACE
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# lolz
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# "And she was an ugly cunt!"


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I'M IN LOVE!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I got a woman telling me to call The Talk Line at 1-800-377-TALK
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# hehehehehe!
does it come in gold foil.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# posh git!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# pfft
spang worthy
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I'm very
sorryproud to announce that I own this shirt:
www.cafepress.com/mansgarden.48529091
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# That's no prune(ing)
threadless ftw, my friend in school had that shirt
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I need this!


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Can I have the cash in Silver?


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# *oof*
and i thought mine was bad :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Don't worry yours is worse!
Edit:
erm..I meant to put "KIMO SABE" in.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# thanks man
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN?
 

 
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Groan ranger...!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Who was that masked crook . . .
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Thanks
A nice way to begin today's board watching :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# don't scroll down, whatever you do
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Good evening my lovelies, long time no see
I'm supposed to be studying for an exam tomorrow but instead I drew you all a picture of a dapper man fisting an unamused duck in a top hat


Hows the whole "life" thing going for you?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# IF A TREE FALLS IN A FOREST AND THERE'S NO ONE AROUND TO HEAR IT, IS THERE AN OUTSIDE CHANCE THAT THIS IS THE WORK OF THE ILLUMINATI?
Sorry about that. This is a super drawing, I echo its sentiments.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# haha
catnippclansoul :p !!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# library lol
shame on you
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# even funnier when it could be controversial
it is amusing how much abuse that guy gets
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# he should take the hint and fall in line with the rest of b3ta,
censoring his minority ideology and exclusively making images of kittens on rollerskates
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# 5$ says she hurls!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# now I have Flo Rida stuck in my head
which wouldn't be a bad thing if it didn't remind me of MeatSpin
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I like the one where she's inside a microwave
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# omfg! you just gave me a wicked idea!
has that been done =yet?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# yes.
It's the one where she's inside a microwave.

;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Or Alien Horses we must not rule out the power of our Equine Overlords from Outerspace
or is that Innerspace.. *dons tinfoil hat*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# b3ta is the failingest place to be when you need to study
sometimes I wish it was blocked.

There's a lot of fisting going on lately
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I used to think that
then they blocked it at work and I was distraught
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# what what
good show old chap - I don't like the cut of that duck's jib!

( ' )<

good thanks - how's you?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I am farcking spiffing old boy
I've got Mr B. the gentleman ryhmer playing in the background too.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I've mainly got a stupidly early start tomorrow
to go to Loughborough (sp?) of all places.
so thought I'd waste a few minutes on here before bed :¬)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# What's with all the fisting tonight?
Did I miss a memo?
Yay! Dave!!
I'm a Grandad now, but everyone knows this.




(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# WHAT!?
But your child is like one!

Surely you would have been on jeremy Kyle and the front page of the Sport by now.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Stepchild is 24!
I has no babby.
I'm not Mrs Trellis!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# wait a sec, I read your username as mictoboy for some reason.
carry on nothing to see here.
And congratulations you old fart, you'll be smelling of cabbage and piss in no time.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# MICTOBOY!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE!!!!

:P
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# You made the right decision.
Woo
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# splendid stuff
nice of you to pop by, now piss off again and get on with your revision, even mcdonalds require a degree theses days before you even get an interview.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I don't need the exam really
its just a night class I'm doing to further my knowledge in my current job. I.e. taking it from knowing fuck all to havving a basic grasp of what I'm supposed to be doing.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# that sounds like a splendid plan
although knowing bugger all about anything has never done me any harm, in fact my ignorance is positively blissful.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# It also means when asked what you think you can say, "you know more about it that me"
and thus use your teflon shoulders of ignorance to stop getting stuck with any of that unfortunate "work" associated with having a job.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# added bonus of getting to blame someone else when it all goes tits up
and laughing a lot.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Silly GSTQ
A lot of sociology graduates end up in MacDonalds only because Pizza Hut rejected them.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Lord love a duck
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# He's my cousin don't you know
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# they are all the same, cousins
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# He married mine
which so happened to be his sister. Or was that the other way around?
No, no definately his sister, caused quite a kerfuffle at the registry office.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Well your picture has a duck in it......
And it is rather woo ...... so have my woo duck as a token ....
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I am indeed honoured sir
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# nice
life's odd
strange things are afoot...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# changes, many changes
got a new job with a different company. then split up with my girfriend of 9 years. then moved from leytonstone to chiswick, and in the process of selling my car. Just started to cycle to work, doing day hours rather than ~80 miles a day commute on shift. Things be much different now
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Major changes, matey.
Hope all goes well.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# cheers dude
are things good with yourself?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# alright dude.
it is all good.

what are this seasons must have gadgets?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# At the minute I think the HTC touch
with its windows 7 style o/s and youtube browsing abilities it means you can play solitaire or watch funny videos at work whilst looking like you are planning that important meeting about the same thing you had a meeting about this morning that went nowhere further than the one yesterday.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I'm lovin' it

Not doing much tonight.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# not good enough squire
I demand you go out and find at least one house party to crash (a car into the noisey fucks)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# dapper darling, not dappar
q:
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Thank you sweetheart
I am awful at the whole spelling thing.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# i'll let it slide this one time
but make another mistake and you'll be down for a spanking
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# PhwoIar!
*bends over knee*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# what ho
old bean.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# How do old boy?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Consider that a divorce!


He'll never be rid of walshie
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Genuinely shocked!
lol
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# kill them with hammers!
you might not get another chance
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# "Get to da top of da charts!!"


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Linky no worky


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# how strange
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Redirect loop*
*all geek to me
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I jumped out of my skin when I found out that they were going to tour again
Though I was virtually raised on No Doubt, I was a bit young for concert-going before they split up.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# No Doubt? For fuck's sake.
It'll be news about the reformation of Four Non Blondes next.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Oh no, I just scrolled down the page and saw catnippp's name
*don's tinfoil hat*

edit: also, even though I fail at culture and don't know who that is in your picture, have a woo for stomach beast content.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Kuato from the film Total Recall.
Played by Simon Cowell and Louie Walsh.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# i've spent the last half hour reading the thread
i didn't even know another building fell down i also thought ike only went to the states because everyone over here came to the collective opinion he was barking and just laughed every time he opened his mouth, perhaps i just drink to much mercury infused tea for my own good, i dunno and care even less.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# You are what you do. A man is defined by his actions, not his memory.
/Kuato
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# blor!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I'd like to think that he's doing a fast popeye laugh
before the blor
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I bet I can make my face into an arse huf, huf, huf !!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Eeks....
Does he have to pay twice as much when he goes to an eat as much as you want Chinese buffet bar...!!!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Oh noes, better keep Roo pad-locked in.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Who in their right mind would pickpocket a kangaroo?


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I would
for a can of Stella :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# What Kangaroo in their right mind would drink Stella?
;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# No.....
...I'm saying this is the kind of drinking game I would definately take part in :)

and on that I'm off, cyas :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Steve Irwin?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# :)
Nice one!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I love the mama 'roo's expression.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Get skippy on the case...!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)

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