pfft I like it
Makes a nice companion piece to Gran Designs down the page somewhere.
More tyres though. And shit throwing.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:37,
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More tyres though. And shit throwing.
how rare.
That house was my favourite of that series even though the architect fucked up and the first floor did not meet the front elevation and they tried to talk the gap up as a design point.
Architects, I've shit 'em ;)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:43,
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Architects, I've shit 'em ;)
I adore the programme
but often find a lot of the houses a bit "samey" and far too trendy.
This open plan/double height living ain't all it's cracked up to be. It can be extremely impractical. I speak from experience.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:46,
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This open plan/double height living ain't all it's cracked up to be. It can be extremely impractical. I speak from experience.
oh man, that program is so shit it is good
I hope one day they catch him shagging one of the lions
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:44,
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hahaha
He looks like he has shit himself as well :D
Him and Vinyl Man could be best friends forever
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:35,
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Him and Vinyl Man could be best friends forever
Would have been funnier
with you using Joey if you had made him look like a tard then ;)
Molto LOL :D
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:39,
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Molto LOL :D
hehehe
*waits for it to load and watches pretty flashing colours*
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:35,
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I usually only bother when a challenge entry is announced
I simply don't have the time these days :(
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:37,
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hehehehe!
i saw the it crowd once, someone on here said it was funny, they lied
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:39,
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Pasanonic posted a link to a clip of it on youtube and I was hooked
I watched the first 2 series in one weekend and giggled incessantly.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:41,
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'lo pot
I like the inbetweeners
I've watched the first series about 5 times now :¬)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:42,
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I've watched the first series about 5 times now :¬)
'lo Swaz
I've not seen that. I will have to scour Youtube for it as I live in South Africa and we usually have to wait yonks for something to get here.
I was shocked to see "The Wrong Door" started here tonight at 8pm. I saw a man pulling something out of his bum while I was eating!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:49,
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I was shocked to see "The Wrong Door" started here tonight at 8pm. I saw a man pulling something out of his bum while I was eating!
hahaha
at least they weren't eating something out of your bum while you were pulling - that would just be rude :¬)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:51,
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I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the laziest day of my life.
and this is the laziest day of my life.
8th Season of 24 is going to be shit.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:25,
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8th Season of 24 is going to be shit.
It sucks. And why all the whispering? Can't anyone act
anymore?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:27,
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I did toy with this idea, but then I found a picture of a fat man asleep so I just went with that :)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:28,
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I found it on the ol' generic internet image search, so I do not know of this.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:30,
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it was a joke about my post further down the page
which has a naked man in the replies
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:30,
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Aha.
I have not yet made my way through the entire threadrush. Fortunately.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:31,
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shhh
reserve that judgement for more appropriate series, like Prison Break
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:29,
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It is.
Classic 24 moment at the end of the episode before last - Well, that's super, case solved, everyone have a drink. But wait! Tony's back! And he's staring into middle distance with his mouth open! This won't be good..!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:31,
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hahahaha.
true, and i'll be the first to shout that the series jumped the shark as far back as season 2. But I love to watch it, no other show keeps me on the edge of my seat the way it does. you'd be right to call it formulaic, but it's a damn good formula
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:55,
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he deserves a break from all that torturing.
...
Big Brother Goes Al Fresco
repost for the compo. originally from another compo...
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:32,
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Big Brother Goes Al Fresco
repost for the compo. originally from another compo...
A machine gun fired at that lot, would sort out a lot of problems
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:30,
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yeh
but the administerial costs of getting a licence for the weapon, and then the risk assessment and correct training of the operator would run into the millions
best is to get them all to turn up for work one day, then lock the studio
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:43,
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best is to get them all to turn up for work one day, then lock the studio
fixed
I know its terrible being dyslexic on the internets. Still I'm used to the abuse.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:28,
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But there is only one!
And no ring...
And no ring to pull apart!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:21,
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And no ring to pull apart!
but it does
look alarmingly like the sort of hand that's spent time up an anus.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:26,
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you should join my support group.
"fisting for Jesus" it's great.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:34,
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Jeff...
The new Des...
Who was the new Des...
Who was the new Richard.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:24,
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Who was the new Des...
Who was the new Richard.
he's doing a marc almond by the looks of things...
well what else would it be in that glass?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:18,
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Someone please hand me a cigarette because I just came
And I don't even smoke
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:20,
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And I don't even smoke
I don't want this in my internets hummus thread, it scares me
I also don't like how it gets more replies than my picture :(
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:21,
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It is my fault, I found the picture last night on a music forum
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:22,
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don't say sorry.
ht has had loads of time in the sun, let sexy vinyl man have his time!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:23,
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well do more pictures of strange black men laying nude on a bed covered in records drinking a glass of man juice!
GOD, GET WITH THE TIMES!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:23,
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shit, that was either one man who has never emptied his bag or a lot men
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:25,
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*rubs thighs*
edit: splendid! Going broke by the minute, how's your good self keeping?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:14,
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edit: splendid! Going broke by the minute, how's your good self keeping?
I'm also quite teh splendid
Didn't do any actual work today, so I'll be looking at quite some work tomorrow ;)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:17,
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Didn't do any actual work today, so I'll be looking at quite some work tomorrow ;)
she's buried in the back yard
but she's been there ten years so probably slightly decomposed.
give me a fiver and i'll dig her up
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:25,
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give me a fiver and i'll dig her up
she's just spotted the "others" or rather the glue sniffing hoodies
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:12,
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isn't that pretty much every town, city and hamlet in England though?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:13,
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Once when I was in Salford a chav let off an air horn in my ear and called me a "nipple"
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:13,
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I got lost once
ended up in old trafford when i wanted the city centre
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:13,
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I got trapped there for a day
hitching at a roundabout for a lift to anywhere.
No-one stopped for hours and hours, I guess they thought I would moider them or something.
Eventually did a naughty and walked down the motorway a bit before getting a lift from a rather stoned truck driver having a race with his mate.
Ahh the joys of paranoid random road trips :)
evening b3ta :)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:17,
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No-one stopped for hours and hours, I guess they thought I would moider them or something.
Eventually did a naughty and walked down the motorway a bit before getting a lift from a rather stoned truck driver having a race with his mate.
Ahh the joys of paranoid random road trips :)
evening b3ta :)
New Labour unveils new stamp
I felt like making this....
after reading this yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/03/03/0029258
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:58,
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after reading this yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/03/03/0029258
hahaha
the morons choose to protest on facebook, so that anyone and everyone can see who you are and it's stored in one of the very databases this kind of act is targeted at.
classic!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:05,
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classic!
yeah, almost pissed my pants when I saw that :D
(not literally)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:07,
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*sniff*
Ah I love the smell of irony...
Oh wait *sniffs* No that's just me, sorry.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:07,
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Oh wait *sniffs* No that's just me, sorry.
Oh the ironing
It's like nine million bicycles when all you need is a spork.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:10,
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coooorrrrrrrrrr, look at him, with cap on, that lovely 80s 100% flammable jacket and the dead look in his eyes
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:58,
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LOL! You fancy him!!
"Maiden and Arthur Fowler sittin' in a tree..etc"
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:04,
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WHAT!!!
Arthur is dead? when did this happen?
Is Nick Cotton still out of jail?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:04,
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Is Nick Cotton still out of jail?
I've not watched it since Arthur stole the Christmas fund, is he still in it?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:03,
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I'm a wrong in believing the actor died?
I was pretty certain he passed away - but I could be wrong as I hate EastEnders and haven't watched it since the days of Angie and Den.
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: CREDIT CRUNCH TV
To mark the news that ITV is shedding 600 jobs, open up Photoshop and suggest cheaper versions of well known TV and Radio shows, showing how today's credit crunch will affect tomorrow's television.
Challenge suggested by The Great Architect and voted for by YOU.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:49,
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To mark the news that ITV is shedding 600 jobs, open up Photoshop and suggest cheaper versions of well known TV and Radio shows, showing how today's credit crunch will affect tomorrow's television.
Challenge suggested by The Great Architect and voted for by YOU.
yay for archie.
but also boooo for archie as we all know he'll already have a folder full of stuff already made for this ;)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:02,
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I don't have photoshop. Fuck you man, fuck you.
Also: WTF is going on down there with Catnipp?
Edit - Oooooh, this compo has potential :)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:50,
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Edit - Oooooh, this compo has potential :)
That's the mercury in your water talking. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
This is fun. Shiiiiirley Catnipp and co are just trolling?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:53,
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How could countdown be any cheaper?
They still use cards instead of computer graphics!
And even have a student co-host instaed of a £4m money grabbing bint!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:55,
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And even have a student co-host instaed of a £4m money grabbing bint!
awaits
unshopped Retro Doctor Who pics alongside some good effort pics
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:51,
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Vimod gives you cr&cer
or something. It looks like trolls to me. Best to leave alone.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:54,
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He's not mad it's all a lie perpetuated but the Big Brother State
and Lizard people - especially lizard people.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:56,
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It's not lizards. It's kittens....
Icke is in the pay of the CIA to hide the kitten truth. He keeps distracting everyone with these lizards theories. An idea they nicked from that quality 1980's series "V".
Really its the kittens taking over the world...
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:02,
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Really its the kittens taking over the world...
i'll start asking random people on the street
it's bound to work ;)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:53,
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ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND THEN I SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW HEEEEEEEER FAAACE
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:48,
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I got a woman telling me to call The Talk Line at 1-800-377-TALK
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:48,
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I'm very
sorryproud to announce that I own this shirt:
www.cafepress.com/mansgarden.48529091
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:34,
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www.cafepress.com/mansgarden.48529091
That's no prune(ing)
threadless ftw, my friend in school had that shirt
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:38,
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Don't worry yours is worse!
Edit:
erm..I meant to put "KIMO SABE" in.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:37,
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erm..I meant to put "KIMO SABE" in.
IF A TREE FALLS IN A FOREST AND THERE'S NO ONE AROUND TO HEAR IT, IS THERE AN OUTSIDE CHANCE THAT THIS IS THE WORK OF THE ILLUMINATI?
Sorry about that. This is a super drawing, I echo its sentiments.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:25,
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even funnier when it could be controversial
it is amusing how much abuse that guy gets
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:38,
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he should take the hint and fall in line with the rest of b3ta,
censoring his minority ideology and exclusively making images of kittens on rollerskates
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:41,
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now I have Flo Rida stuck in my head
which wouldn't be a bad thing if it didn't remind me of MeatSpin
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:43,
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Or Alien Horses we must not rule out the power of our Equine Overlords from Outerspace
or is that Innerspace.. *dons tinfoil hat*
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:31,
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b3ta is the failingest place to be when you need to study
sometimes I wish it was blocked.
There's a lot of fisting going on lately
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:25,
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There's a lot of fisting going on lately
I used to think that
then they blocked it at work and I was distraught
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:42,
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what what
good show old chap - I don't like the cut of that duck's jib!
( ' )<
good thanks - how's you?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:25,
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( ' )<
good thanks - how's you?
I am farcking spiffing old boy
I've got Mr B. the gentleman ryhmer playing in the background too.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:30,
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I've mainly got a stupidly early start tomorrow
to go to Loughborough (sp?) of all places.
so thought I'd waste a few minutes on here before bed :¬)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:31,
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so thought I'd waste a few minutes on here before bed :¬)
What's with all the fisting tonight?
Did I miss a memo?
Yay! Dave!!
I'm a Grandad now, but everyone knows this.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:26,
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Yay! Dave!!
I'm a Grandad now, but everyone knows this.
WHAT!?
But your child is like one!
Surely you would have been on jeremy Kyle and the front page of the Sport by now.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:28,
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Surely you would have been on jeremy Kyle and the front page of the Sport by now.
wait a sec, I read your username as mictoboy for some reason.
carry on nothing to see here.
And congratulations you old fart, you'll be smelling of cabbage and piss in no time.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:31,
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And congratulations you old fart, you'll be smelling of cabbage and piss in no time.
splendid stuff
nice of you to pop by, now piss off again and get on with your revision, even mcdonalds require a degree theses days before you even get an interview.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:27,
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I don't need the exam really
its just a night class I'm doing to further my knowledge in my current job. I.e. taking it from knowing fuck all to havving a basic grasp of what I'm supposed to be doing.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:29,
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that sounds like a splendid plan
although knowing bugger all about anything has never done me any harm, in fact my ignorance is positively blissful.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:33,
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It also means when asked what you think you can say, "you know more about it that me"
and thus use your teflon shoulders of ignorance to stop getting stuck with any of that unfortunate "work" associated with having a job.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:35,
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added bonus of getting to blame someone else when it all goes tits up
and laughing a lot.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:40,
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Silly GSTQ
A lot of sociology graduates end up in MacDonalds only because Pizza Hut rejected them.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:33,
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He married mine
which so happened to be his sister. Or was that the other way around?
No, no definately his sister, caused quite a kerfuffle at the registry office.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:33,
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No, no definately his sister, caused quite a kerfuffle at the registry office.
Well your picture has a duck in it......
And it is rather woo ...... so have my woo duck as a token ....
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:31,
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changes, many changes
got a new job with a different company. then split up with my girfriend of 9 years. then moved from leytonstone to chiswick, and in the process of selling my car. Just started to cycle to work, doing day hours rather than ~80 miles a day commute on shift. Things be much different now
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:33,
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alright dude.
it is all good.
what are this seasons must have gadgets?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:34,
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what are this seasons must have gadgets?
At the minute I think the HTC touch
with its windows 7 style o/s and youtube browsing abilities it means you can play solitaire or watch funny videos at work whilst looking like you are planning that important meeting about the same thing you had a meeting about this morning that went nowhere further than the one yesterday.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:38,
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not good enough squire
I demand you go out and find at least one house party to crash (a car into the noisey fucks)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:41,
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i'll let it slide this one time
but make another mistake and you'll be down for a spanking
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:40,
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I jumped out of my skin when I found out that they were going to tour again
Though I was virtually raised on No Doubt, I was a bit young for concert-going before they split up.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:19,
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No Doubt? For fuck's sake.
It'll be news about the reformation of Four Non Blondes next.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:25,
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Oh no, I just scrolled down the page and saw catnippp's name
*don's tinfoil hat*
edit: also, even though I fail at culture and don't know who that is in your picture, have a woo for stomach beast content.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:17,
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edit: also, even though I fail at culture and don't know who that is in your picture, have a woo for stomach beast content.
Kuato from the film Total Recall.
Played by Simon Cowell and Louie Walsh.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:24,
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i've spent the last half hour reading the thread
i didn't even know another building fell down i also thought ike only went to the states because everyone over here came to the collective opinion he was barking and just laughed every time he opened his mouth, perhaps i just drink to much mercury infused tea for my own good, i dunno and care even less.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:25,
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You are what you do. A man is defined by his actions, not his memory.
/Kuato
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:17,
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I'd like to think that he's doing a fast popeye laugh
before the blor
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:24,
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Eeks....
Does he have to pay twice as much when he goes to an eat as much as you want Chinese buffet bar...!!!!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:36,
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No.....
...I'm saying this is the kind of drinking game I would definately take part in :)
and on that I'm off, cyas :)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:00,
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and on that I'm off, cyas :)
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