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# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:02, archived)
# WHY HELL-LO!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)
# slag
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Hello.
More layers, and some noise.

Or not, it's AAU as is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:06, archived)
# I just got through setting up PHP on IIS...
this pic used up all the energy I had left.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:15, archived)
# looks fine as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:22, archived)
# A shit sandwich indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:23, archived)
# life is like a shit sandwich
the more bread you have, the less shit you have to take.

I forget who said that...
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Probably a baker
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:34, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:49, archived)
# I've just tested everything I normally use
and it looks as if it's all working.
I'm pretty much set up! I have a shiny new system, after a lot of fucking around over the last couple of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:33, archived)
# It's Marilyn's fault that kids wear fishnet stockings on their arms
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:10, archived)
# haha!
I can feel all the lads holding back from saying anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:20, archived)
# ALSO:
no Marilyn Monroe, no Marilyn Manson. So that's her fault too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:47, archived)
# Pretty much, yeah
I bet she's responsible for Alice Cooper as well.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:51, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:52, archived)
# hello
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:56, archived)
# HELLO!
Or would that be more like "yellow"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)
# YELLO.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Aaaaarghh! Gah! Ptui!
This is absolutely beautiful.

*EDIT* And I've clicked it.

Dunno if that makes any difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)
# hi
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Yay! : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
# PEACE AND LOVE AND HARMONY MOTHERFUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:02, archived)
# This > Issues..
(respect the amount of slopping tiem)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)
# awww, bless
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:35, archived)
# This just in- Obama and Ahmeilovedemocratsdenajad to be married.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)
# They were until he remembered that Obama has the CIA now.
Woo.
edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Final ‘X-Men Origins: Wolverine’ Full Trailer!
www.news-world.us/videos/2009/03/final-%E2%80%98x-men-origins-wolverine%E2%80%99-full-trailer/
(arslion no limits..http://lion.true.ws, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
# you just don't get it do you
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)
# arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)
# wins
*fuckin (emphasis on fuckin) spits on nazis
flame away gestapo!
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 6:19, archived)
# listen chap, you are not being appreciated here because you are posting stuff
which do not follow the rules.

This can mean two things:
1) you're being a twat
2) you're an idiot.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:06, archived)
# ^^^^
Both of the above
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)
# I appreciate him
he did a good deed earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:11, archived)
# which was?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:19, archived)
# he made pasanonic leave in a huff
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:20, archived)
# well that's hardly difficult.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Donating to charity is pretty easy as well but it should still be commended.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:28, archived)
# haha
good work, that man
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:28, archived)
# HERE IS A POLICE RECONSTRUCTION OF THE SCENE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:34, archived)
# HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:51, archived)
# Have a repoast!

(Fly Projector, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:28, archived)
# and another
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)
# NEVER SQUEAL ON THE PUSHER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:58, archived)
# don't lie to yo mama.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:43, archived)
# Just do
what you wanna...
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Hahah wut?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:35, archived)
# ?

Leenks that way

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 6:36, archived)
# Landos on the cieling
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Nope, I'm pulling a blank on this one, so have this


Redsushi! is to blame www.b3ta.com/board/9242204 :p
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# more like this?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Woah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# This hurts my brain
I think it's time for beddy byes
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# I'd love to know how you made this pic..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Morphing, same pic flipped horizontal.
With an absolutely silly number of nodes.
Way more than would be needed for a
simple face to another face.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:39, archived)
# it's nuts isnt it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Good work!
That's the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:50, archived)
# thanks
it was with sqirlz, just switch to warp mode, and start dragging nodes around after you have a bunch placed all over the image.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)
# I've been using this nice one for a few years now.
www.norrkross.com/software/morphx/morphx.php

But I may actually have to get around to writing my own soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:01, archived)
# ok. looks like it's functionality is very similar
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Pretty standard. Pre-Windows (DOS) days there were a couple of nice mesh based ones.
I'm thinking multi mapping, perhaps a map per node-set, would make for smoother results.

Floating point colours too! Which could allow variable speeds for nodesets and less tearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)
# GAHH!
graphics geekery!

Although I did used to use a MS-Dos one -- dmorf, which used splines (mesh maybe?) rather than nodes, and it was actually quite awesome. I never was able to find a MS-Windows version that I liked as much
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)
# DMorfx was one of the nice ones, yeah.
*checks oldest work folder*
Cool, I still have the exe (version 0.11).

edit: Eeek, 7 minutes to do 5 frame test in the emulator, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:39, archived)
# i can't use mine under XP :(
and my Windows 98 PC is downstairs.
But, yes! that's the shit right there!
the frame creation on my 486 33MHz PC allowed me to go up for a potty break and quick snack.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Logged :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Well, so am I.

Shopped again, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# HAHHAHAHAHAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Anchovies...
Flavour explosions..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Otterrrrs!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# *gleeeeeeees*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:40, archived)
# THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING DO IT YOU GODDAMN PANTYWAISTS
www.b3ta.com/board/8040752
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)
[challenge entry] (the) Bread Set
nice and warm : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Another t-shirt design...woot!


Click for bigger (136 kb)
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# If you haven't already guessed...
...it means 'rock' in russian
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# I know that.
I am fluent in Russian :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# ...COMMUNIST!
Haha, just kidding! Believe in Jesus!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I'm not really :)
I can just say Fuck Off :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# It doesn't, you know
Rock in Russian would just be 'рок' or 'РОК' in capitals.

The word 'утёс' means 'cliff' which is vaguely sort of a kind of rock - but probably not the sort you had i mind. Just putting words in a dictionary isn't a great idea...
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:03, archived)
# : D
hail Jupiter!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Sorry
(Peter_G, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)
# 4chan woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)
# i love you.
i really do.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# true art
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I miss Derek and Clive :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Sorry, am bored..


I bet I am as sad as yourself :(
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# These times happen..
But pass in time, eh..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# YAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Where do think he'll land?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# One day and a sandwich early..
Free crisps.

good effort
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:54, archived)
# FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Happy Face Jaundice Man is happy
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:34, archived)
# needs moar shoop-da-whoop guy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I've killed before you know.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# i'm so ornery
i once shot myself

....twice actually.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
# 7 Shape ... who's fault is it ... IT'S YOURS!!!


7-Shape Vector Alan Greenspan
(T-shirt Available, Poster Available)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
-
View All My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
-
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Top stuff.
Bernanke might be good to do as well, his hair are beard are almost fascinating.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I didn't get an adjustable rate mortgage.
Thanks anyways.

I never thought I'd see this on b3ta. But I do like it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:25, archived)
# DIE IN A FIRE YOU FUCKTARD!!!
What a fucking piece of work that man is.

Nice as always, but my fuck what a shitty person to showcase.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:25, archived)
# He's done Ben Elton before, he's surely worse.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Alan Greenspan did Ben Elton?
That must be a corking impression to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Haha!
I still like Ben, although I do understand most
in the UK are well sick of him now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Yeah I hate that fuck off cunt ...
... but I got a t-shirt of it and I love it ... it right fucks people off. I just say that I'm as contradictory as Elton so I love my shirt!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)
# You see I would were a t-shirt with him on ...
... just for the irony. But this was actually commissioned by someone none ironically. I'm not shitting you.
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Randites are everywhere.
Make sure the payment clears before you do anything for one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)
# He's married to a reptile.
I promise to photoshop something one of these days.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Nice.
Do Dick Cheney, and by 'do' I mean hunt him down and paint his spine with his own guts.

Right, I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Punk!
Some eve, we'll have more than moment together. Rest well.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Howdy do.
I might just write something about the Lizard people, I have a title, 'LUX', that's about it.

And some ideas, gaz me thoughts/recipes.

Tatty Toots.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
# K, have pile of notes already and will gaz soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Haha! You vile bastad.
Bernard Bresslaw.

John Peel.

George Harrisson.

Kurt Vonnegut.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Is this like the links game
in the back of the Guardian Weekend magazine?

Erm, I think it is to do with Patti.

John Peel and George Harrison both had wives called Patty. Kurt Vonnegut and Bernard Bresslaw were both partial to Jamican Patties.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Let's go with that, then.
*has no idea what you're on about*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Well, in the back of the Weekend magazine,
in The Guardian they have a quiz. The last 5 questions are What links the followin:

blah; blah; blah; blah
answer: Something
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Ah. Now I see.
Fascinatingly enough, the bloke who set that quiz was Jeremy Beadle. Until he died.

Good quiz, though. Still is. Difficult and interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# I was going to say when I go bald I want to grow a vonnegut beard and wear glasses but I just realised I must be thinking of someone completely different.
I swear they were a writer though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, it's cheaper to run than the hub.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)
# at any moment, gay will break out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)
# You know what they say Amy.
If you can't beat 'em..........well you can insert your own punchline there.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# get bigger sticks?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Haha I was going to say that but I more presumed someone would suggest using your mouth.

Actually that's a lie, I was going to say buy a sniper rifle and find suitable elavation to gain a good killing field.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)
# you were gonna say, out the way, let me bum john marrowface
or whatever he is called.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Urgh.
If I had an industrial rotating drill bit for a cock maybe.

I'd call it a Sodomdectomy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:16, archived)
# or a strapadictomy?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)
# I have a very big punchline
Where may I insert it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)
# IN MY ROTTEN CLUNGE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)
# "That was no lady, that was my wife!"
How was it for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)
# How was what?
/genericfemaleinsultblog
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:24, archived)
# just so you know
i have spent the evening cleaning up cat vom. i though of your nom de guerre.

b3ta is invading my real life. i talk of mindbleach, fuck socks etc. laugh manically, try to explain, look like a disconnected twat, then rock quietly in a corner or the middle of the room. it makes no odds.

yam proper scared. #:oz
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I used to do that before b3ta
now I just use it as justification
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# IT'S RAINING MEN
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)
# THERE IT IS!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Good to see all Torchwood operatives
still wear their standard issue hover shoes.

(I'm not having a go, honest...)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You sarcy git :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# That porch is covered in riverstones not wood
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Yeah. Good eye.
Shouldn't that be called Torchbrick?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Touch Cloth
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)
# shatweasle?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)
# No it's just the way I'm standing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)
# where's their scoobie do van? Or is there a bicycle round the back?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ....Sent to prison for TV crimes they 'didn't' commit.....


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(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Now that would be television!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHAHHHHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Chicks these days...
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Whats with all the lol birds?
There are flocks of them gathering on the board...
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# That may be my fault....
b3ta.com/board/9231242
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# AM I DOING IT RIGHT???>?>??
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
# That's the way, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Squirrels 2 Birds nil :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:36, archived)
# NO!
EPIC FAIL! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# No idea, but I have plenty of peas to play along.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I has only fluff without stick :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# what the fuck is/was that?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# a bunny
possibly

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# those are rabbit eggs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Ha!
From watching this all go off tonight, I would like to say that owls provide the best sources :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I do like owls, but most any "fine" bird will do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Nah,
it aint as fun when they are shopped :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Ha hah a!
Stylish :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
# WHAT!!!!????!!!! Mere TOAP!?!
Hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)
# That is why they are all in existing threads :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I usually miss the start of these things
catch on just in time to post them when it's no longer funny :(

I WILL make a lolbird and put it on the internet, SOON :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)
# You should :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# I like this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Nice effort,
but you need a little more contrast on the text ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# LOCK DOWN !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# ...TV crimes they surely didn't commit...
Small change for Les.

Arf and Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# AHH PITAAH THE FOO WHO BEEN LOOKIN FOR ME
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# YEAH, AS HE PISSED IN THEIR SOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# lol, sockpiss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HE'S GOT TITS
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# *horns*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Well, it IS cold out in space
...and there's no kind of atmosphere...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# SO DO YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Ouch
There is no pan big enough to spang you with for that.
(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:39, archived)
# one last cheap joke then its off to bed


yeah that'll do
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# spooky sauce!
: D...with added dagon!
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# I don't get it :(
Help?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._P._Lovecraft
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Aaah, I see
Before now, I had no idea what he looked like.
I will now completely forget what he looks like until the next time this happens :)

I'd prefer it if 'HP' stood for 'Haiku Poem'.
e.g.

"Big plateful of chips.
A condiment dilemma!
Got to be brown sauce."
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# this quite seriously makes me want to have a huge plate of chips
with hp sauce on

right now.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# hehhheheh
MUCH classier than mine.


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Hahahahah
I watched the first Harry Potter movie the other day. It was so badly done, and Harry, Ron, and Hermoine were so tiny and prepubescent, and Hagrid was all 'Ooarr!' and yeah. It was really funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# it's true, it was dreadful
like the rest of them, and the books.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Yeaaah.
Unfortunate, really. The first couple books weren't so bad, but then she just kept dragging it out and adding 'magic' to the beginning of things to make it magical...and then I discovered Neil Gaiman, and I was all 0.0
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# You were all nought point nought?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Yes!
Because of The Books of Magic
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# When ink and pen in hands of men inscribe your form bipedal P?
A door on which will alter all ability?
Your eyes will soak in all the places we anoint?
And if to write you all at once we only need the point?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# It's worse than that, actually.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Worst_Witch

She just changed it to 'wizard' etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Oooh, yeah,
I've heard of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# harry potter 1 in a nutshell
they go to school
something happens
something else happens
then something else happens
AHHH, Harry
Film ends.

repeat several times for maximum $

that's about it :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
Just about.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I can't be the only one who thinks he looks like a cross between Peter Cook and Blakey from on the buses.
"A sauce for those special moments when you ate butler."
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# He knowwws so muuuch abouuuut theeeeese thiiiings


Getting impatient for tomorrow night, so have this wee clip from my upcoming silly weekend film.
Yes, he's doing the same moves as in The Clothespin, but this time it's dancing to the Smiths, which makes it ten times more awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# hurrah :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Smooth.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Aceness!
I am creaming slightly in anticipation :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Is this exercise video up for sale yet ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# That depends... on IF YOU CAN HANDLE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Whooooooah that does look back breakingly strenuous !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Marvellous animation!
How long's the full film?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# about six minutes
this little guy terrorizes a real guy over mistaken housing, hilarity ensues.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Can't wait
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Cor! That's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# : D
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# aceness
can you do it humping something, like the robot in Robot Chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# ^ thin air good for you?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# close
was thinking more along the lines of www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXz_B2D1P0Y
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I'm entertained that someone decided to make a youtube video of only that
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# youtube's great for those little videos of no importance whatsoever for 99.99% of the world's populous
except when you're interested in some gadget/toy/wotnot and usually you can find a youtube video of someone who has one and what it really looks like/works!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# i have b3ta itself to thank for this revelation
mostly gronkpan and postbear
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
#
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Extreme fish eye . . . cool !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# HAHAHA
Yes they can only afford to test and crash models now!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# they really should do a one-off episode
April 1 or whatnot, where EVERY car they show off and test is RC, even going as far as having a miniature replica of the test track
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Ha!
May looks like Peppers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Obama funny.


Click for bigger (52 kb)

(arslion no limits..http://lion.true.ws, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# FUCK OFF ZAHID
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# In all my years of b3ta
I must confess to be presently dying of laughter
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# b3ta is not some place
for you to post shit, or indeed shit you found on the internet.
Congratulations on making me fuck off and do something less likely to incite me to violence.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# But all you ever post is shit :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Maybe so
But it's shit he made himself!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I remember when it used to be...
then there was a distant marching of boots.

[edit]
now now...you don't want to be threatening anyone else on the internet..what's my address again?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I'm going to guess
Prodigy69
Gaeliconly
Scotlandland
PR1 JGY69

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# OMG YOU MUST BE HIS L33T HAXOR FRIEND!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# B3W4r
I AM ON THE INTERNET!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# DR4M4
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Ease off geezer
You are a talented b3ta superstar that doesn't have to fight any battle, or concern yourself with any apparent feuds; rest easy above them




(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# [edit]

In fact I will say no more..only watch how you tread around this fucking nutcase.

and I really don't care if anyone gaz's him to tell him what I've said...spineless fucks

end.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Arslion, if you can pull this off every day then I will worship you like a god.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# HAIL, ARSLAN!
 
I AM LIKING HIM ALREADY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Oh well thank fuck for that
I was wondering when you'd leave
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)
# thanks Dave
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# *enbunkerns*
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# oh I see, you're a troll
you're a shit troll

why can't you be a troll like stemil

he was a top troll

he caused mayhem

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# *tries to remember*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# remember faster!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# bring back stemil
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# and crack col
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I just searched back :D
I miss Crack Col :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# and endless zammo action
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# mong on a invalid trike in a ditch
ahhh

those were the days

we were all so innocent then
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Col was the best
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# ah, we can't turn back the clock though can we
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Just passin' through . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Marvellous
But I'm trying to go to bed!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Count flying saucers . . . you'll soon doze off . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Drink more coffee!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Fucking aliens!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# They bump into everything . . . and should go back to area 54 !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I WANT TO BELIEVE!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# So do they . . . them . . . those !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Awesome Light Transmitting Concrete




www.news-world.us/pics/2009/03/02/awesome-light-transmitting-concrete/
(arslion no limits..http://lion.true.ws, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# hello arselion
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# tj: negative orgones!
hahahaha!

peep show funny.

*edit* concrete very seventies. read faq, kittens, chairs, you'll never leave etc.

hello

someone deleted a thread branch! and my wittiest answer ever was in it!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# That IS awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# you're luring us into an unexpected ilovehorses, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# FUCK OFF ZAHID

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Go on
you invented this stuff didn't you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# no idon't
(arslion no limits..http://lion.true.ws, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# *Shocked*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Awsome.
so when did you photograph and digitally edit this image?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# these are original no editing..
(arslion no limits..http://lion.true.ws, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# have you tried the links board?
folk get upset when their stuff gets pushed off the board by OMG STUFF FROM THE INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# yeah.
original to the author.

I've expelled faeces that I've felt more warmly to than you with your image thievery.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# you're going to be loved!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# that is just a load of fibre optic cables
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# no no! it's internet magic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# *grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Quick!
Delete it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# wat do you mean by this???
(arslion no limits..http://lion.true.ws, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# delete creature iz good
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# wtf Ministry of Shelving
(arslion no limits..http://lion.true.ws, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Do you need guidance regarding storage of items on ledges projecting at right angles to a wall?
I'm your (wo)man.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# You are too duh to come here arslion.
Please go elsewhere where the duh are desireable...
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Think it winked at him.

I used to post here back in the sixties, hasn't changed much.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Bill Oddly!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Nice "O" face, Bill
And welcome back, old-timer!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
#
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# EN GARDE!
 
that is a very nice looking kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# tissnt mine
but thanks!
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Hey . . . that's no moon . . . hang on . . . yes it is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Top 12 Examples of Graffiti Humor
Graffiti has become so commonplace that we seldom pay any attention to it anymore. On occasion it can give rise to some great humor. Someone recently emailed me this list of great graffiti humor that I thought worth sharing.

www.news-world.us/pics/2009/03/03/top-12-examples-of-graffiti-humor/
(arslion no limits..http://lion.true.ws, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Hello there Arse Lion.
LOL

You want the links board!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)
# hello redsushi
no i don't
(arslion no limits..http://lion.true.ws, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHA.
I like you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# HAHAH
me tooo love u ....
(arslion no limits..http://lion.true.ws, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I liked your post, it made me laughs.
STOP FOR ME IT'S THE CLAW!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I like the "Need a crap" pic
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# The asteroids one was clever.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I like that the grafitti artists in pictures 5 and 10
have gone to the trouble to print their words on the wall in handwriting fonts. That's really putting an effort in.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Oh Stan...
*scoots closer*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# you
are you GAY??
(arslion no limits..http://lion.true.ws, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I'm quite jolly yes


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# But whoever compiled the pics on that site, nicked an edited Svenno from here
www.news-world.us/pics/2008/11/30/10-funny-pictures/
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# VIMOD SAYS B&!


One for the links board ol' chap.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Ha!
That's GR&!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# How fitting.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Hahahaha what a sauce
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Having looked more closely
it may be shopped,
Look at the bird shapes..to similar...


But yes I saw it earlier but couldn't save it, the it turned up again.Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
NO BIRDS! NO, Seriously! NO BIRDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# you love it, hush
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# This is ace.
Smokers on the Barcelona Underground made me feel similarly woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# oh dear!
I haven't scrolled down yet, but I bet there's a nazigasm :D

edit: how dissapointing, no nazigasm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# FAQ creature iz good
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
#

hedgehog.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# These are utter win sire!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Gruntyyyyyyy!
I'm almost in tears with delight at seeing you at this time of day.

However, I FLATLY REFUSE to walk up those stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# You, as ever, sir, cut right to the quick of this situation
*firmly shakes Mr Dump's hand upon this propitious occasion*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)
# It appears to be Mr Dump at the minute, mate.
What brings you here at the witching hour?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Lack of alcohol.
and an interest in geometry...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# DEVIANT!
I hope you can correct both these problems sharpish.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Going up the road to the 7/11 in mere moments, sir
Can I just say that I hope to see you soon?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# *performs a sex act so revolting that it provokes questions in Parliament and changes the European cultural landscape forever*
Back atcha, dood!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# *Hansards*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# he wont be smilin once he reads it
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Wow!
Just.Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Thank you very much, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I got a bit lost glancing into today's /board
BUT IS THIS YOURS? ;)

Or has my glancing missed something from today's wild and entertaining
/board antics my job prevents me from contributing to anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)
# I should bloody well coco...
All sources right feckin well here, I'll have you know.
Not having any of that nonsense going on round these parts, thank you.

Edit: Slightly offended by that, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Gosh
www.b3ta.com/board/9240770
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Sorry, chap
/over-sensitive blog

Edit: Quite so, hence my rather brutal response - once more, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I will send you a lovingly prepared ham and mustard sandwich to repair our relationship
perhaps with some grilled otter, as a special treat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Otter! You ruddy star!
*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# This is win. Can you make it spin?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Yes, but can't post it here.
Filesize and format issues, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Linky?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Well, I'd better render the darn thing first
I've stayed in mere 2D for these mainly, but if you give a bit of time, I'll see what I can do.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# High Liney . . . how could I resist . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# :D
hehe..., good man yerself.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# lovely :)
I like these
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# You're very kind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Are you using CFG or are these manually assembled?
Either way, I enjoy them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I know not what CFG is - sorry...
They are renders, and untouched by hand of Photoshop (except to export for web)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# How are you creating the objects?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Context-free_grammar
also
algorithmicbotany.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# They are free-algorithm variable shapes
based around some wibbly 'organic' math to make them random, but I really like the results.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Cool.
I asked as I have made a few parsing apps over the years,
and wondered if people still arsed about with Lsystems
and other formal grammars to create art objects.


(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)

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