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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:01,
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I fucking loved that game.
Woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:08,
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hahahahahaha.
brilliant.
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:08,
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Pffftttt...
"they're F**king HUGE!"
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:08,
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*swings*
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:43,
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That's no Easter Egg!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:43,
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"That's no divine intervention...
damn you god dad!"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:44,
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That's no crucifiction
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:44,
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DISCO BALL
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:45,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:45,
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Starring Kate Moss as the Lord!
She'll do anything for the dollar
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:01,
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Him being Vader's son
explains a lot.
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Rogue Sausage ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:45,
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How do you eat yours?
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Ninj ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:15,
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hahaha!
Will he Pope a cap in yo' ass?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:18,
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Hahahaha...
...mornin' Stan! How's Sheffield? :D
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Ninj ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:19,
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Ning ninj
It's raining out!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:22,
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Waaaaaaaa
sunny here - for now...
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:42,
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I'll be nice and dry when I get to work in a bit!!
:(
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:52,
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poor stan.
well just to make you fell better - i'm going adventure mini golfing in a bit i guess that didn't help :(
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:54,
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Not really.
Have fun.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:58,
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It's not raining up here.
Although it does look like it's about to start
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:44,
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It's always raining in Sheffield
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:44,
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I used to live in Manchester,
you don't know proper relentless rain over here.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:45,
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The annual precipitation is very high for this time of year
albeit very humid from time to time...
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:48,
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Not rained for ages!!
You don't live under a waterfall do you? ;)
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:47,
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Broken drainpipe if you don't mind
we're not so posh as to 'fford t'waterfall round here tha' knows. Or perhaps I've fallen asleep in the Peace Gardens again?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:49,
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Pure luxury!!
I live under a leaky cistern!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:50,
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Dyslexic Anarchist Plumbers - "Smash the Cistern!"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:51,
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Ha!
:D
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:53,
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Dear Stan, I blessed yo' ass but you still ain't called or wrote
Its been six month since you went to church have you forgotten? I know you caught my last benedictions I've emailed you videos of my sermons
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:29,
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Hahaha!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:32,
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haha
you need to make a video of this ending in a crucifixion and some smoke from that chimney thing they do. ;D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:42,
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haha!
Inspired stuff.
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Spui ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:23,
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lollay shopped sir
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:25,
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Thanks Floppy!
:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:54,
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He's down with da papal in da hood, yo!
hehe topshop
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:32,
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Ta Maiden
:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:54,
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Haha, nice.
Woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:34,
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hahaha. good as always :)
and happy 4000!
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:43,
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ooh ta pzyko!
Just noticed that! I knew it was coming up ;)
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Ninj ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:55,
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ha!
<pope pun inserted here>
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:44,
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Inspired!
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:08,
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I mean it! 'ning all
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:43,
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mmMmmM
sacrilicious
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:45,
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Actually it could be debated that this is in fact not sacrilicious
but a parody of the commercialisation of Christianity turning Jesus into nothing but a marketable product rather than a messiah blah, blah, blah. But whatever it is it is funny ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:19,
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Morning
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:47,
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Let us pray to the fisting cock of doom!
HAIL DED JEBUS!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:49,
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ningaling
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:46,
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hahaha
that's it! i'll call people who celebrate easter "eastarded" brilliant
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:49,
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Christians stole all their party's from Vikings and other cool Axe swinging cultures
Made them all sexless and holygaynosex, drinks and womanenesnsnsssless
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:50,
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i was annoyed to find mead in Ukraine
turns out it's quite a classic drink there... which ruined my perception that only vikings drank mead. gave me the most bastard hangover i've ever had in my life
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:52,
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haha
was it any good?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:54,
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:)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:56,
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hahaha
ning sir :).
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:58,
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ning :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:12,
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Always look on the bright side of life
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:59,
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Hahah
Nice one :D
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littlelise - domestically challenged ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:09,
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mmmm sacrelicious
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:02,
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sacreblue!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:09,
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*sacreligion high fives*
You only insulted christians, I went and insulted American veterans too.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:16,
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CCC...
Crudely cocked crucifix!!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:11,
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Jebus Bunny the Saviour of all things Chocolate Egg shaped
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:16,
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yay
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:25,
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(sorry)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:32,
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hahaha poor vagabond
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:33,
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NING k3b/-\b !
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:34,
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hi there
my right pinky hurts.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:35,
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You have more than one?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:38,
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i have a left pinky.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:38,
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k3b/-\b speak with fork-dick
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:56,
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I would smack her so hard!
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Fly Projector ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:35,
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I'd spank her if that's what she wanted.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:37,
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I'd spank her turn her over and spank her again!
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Fly Projector ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:39,
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i would rub her with chip oil
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:40,
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oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:44,
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hehehe
b3talol
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:44,
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Yay!!!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:12,
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The Real Snoop Dog.
Also, GOODNIGHT B3TA!
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:17,
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hahaha
I think I've dated his sister.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:19,
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That was your sister you fool!
Ningles RG!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:34,
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wotcha
grr! One of the bussiest weekends of the year and one of my booking systems is givng new bookings even though I've closed everything off.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:05,
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Vinz Clortho?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:33,
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Mum?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:33,
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Holy shitting christ
That's terrifying!
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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:03,
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Grr..
I swear, this thing is a dirt magnet.
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NeoNcP oh yea ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:49,
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HE'S GOT SOME BALLS AND SOME COCK
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Microwave ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:57,
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Dunno about that but he's shit his trousers!
'ningles all.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:18,
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Seasons Screenshot Greetings from /talk
"Line on the left, one cross each" A massive ascii reduced by 8 X <sub>
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:12,
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Happy Easter :)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:15,
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ullo there
merry easter.
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:16,
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YOU WILL ALL BOW TO YOUR NEW /TALK MASTERS
OURS IS THE TRUE WAY OF THINGS. YOUR TIME IS AT AN END, BESPECTACLED PHOTOSHOP NERDS. REJOICE FOR THE TIME OF ATTONEMENT IS HERE.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:30,
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SAVE US
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:35,
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AND YAY, AS IT WAS WRITTEN SO SHALL IT BE
ALL PRAISE /TALK
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:35,
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see what happens
when you to try to be lully at talkers? they come and preach of atonement and hailing them
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:39,
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And a happy brown egg day to you too
link to original post please
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:34,
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:36,
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I did a screenshot in [preview]
as some of those twats are still using IE and it fills up the whole screen. Twats.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:40,
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Serves them right for using IE, I'd say
post the real thing maaaan
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:41,
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Should I do it one here?....as a new thread?.....when it gets busy?
They'd like that. Wouldn't they?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:45,
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Yep
Do it HARD
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:32,
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I'd rather draw the websites on a piece of paper than use IE!
I never understand why there are so many sites that are not set up for using Firefox when (and this has probably changed since I last checked) 48% of people use Firefox and only 18% use IE.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:26,
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I don't know where you get these numbers
But I am certain there are quite a lot more IE users than that. Fuckos.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:33,
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I did a little digging a while back.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:52,
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'ningles
Actually freedom.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:20,
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Wimbledon Pong
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:55,
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Pffft!
Perhaps someday, someone might suggest a hint: it's called a roof.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:01,
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Why is it always raining in your Pong?
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:03,
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but that greatly reduces
the chance of maria sharapova being struck by lightning
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:03,
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Leave her postillion out of this
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:04,
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I'd split her postillion like lightning.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:10,
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this phrase
makes me wish I were british.
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:11,
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Oh really?
I thought you were one of the gays.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:14,
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Worse.
I'm not picky about what gender folks are, were, or might be later on.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:20,
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ANY PORT IN A STORM LOL!!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:22,
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Aye! There be fine tarts of all sorts to be had.
If only they were less picky in turn, alas.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:33,
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Beats being on the shelf for 5 years.
:(
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:34,
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or an undefined period of time.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:42,
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Have a great Easter everyone! :P
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Fly Projector ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:05,
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:D You too FP
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:06,
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Haha¬ Click
Top
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:34,
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this is good.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:43,
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Why is it always raining in your images?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:09,
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Congratulations and Jubilations
I want the world to know I'm happy as can be
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:29,
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the award for 'teenager of the year'
goes to you. :D
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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama! ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:36,
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GEHHHHH
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:54,
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The fact that i'm confussed make this a win! :P
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Fly Projector ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:04,
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just a mere
face swap
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:10,
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Random composite caue i have no ideas! :(
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Fly Projector ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:28,
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I have an idea but it's probably nsfw
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:35,
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Wic~ked!@
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Fly Projector ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:50,
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Fake
The Thames doesn't have flumes.
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Jokel ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:34,
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Is this what happens to the already grim games?
look, the doomguy is trying to smile.
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:20,
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hahah.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 7:44,
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Microwave ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:09,
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In exchange for cutting off his nose?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:10,
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fuck legs
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d d ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:13,
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GJM
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:15,
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Use magical legs to kill imortal child.
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:31,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:26,
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That's lovely :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:30,
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Thanky :D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:32,
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Bah
I have one like this somewhere but I can't find it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:35,
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Found it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:44,
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aww
happy feelings.
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:46,
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Wow
Fab. U. Lous.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:47,
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:36,
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whats fap?
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Shelby Tree I am Mr Treeeeee www.flickr.com/photos/shelby-tree ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:02,
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Aw, bless.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:03,
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LOL!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:05,
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I was under the impression
that the agreed term for one such as her is "shlick". Unless , of course... ah, I see it now. Yay for drag!
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Jokel ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:35,
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Spooky!
From early on tonight! :)www.b3ta.com/board/9350370 ...
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Fly Projector ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:36,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:41,
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WTF?
ha!
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Fly Projector ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:44,
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Hmm?
I just finished it.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:53,
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So you found the mouse stole it.
Not bad for simple game. 99 bounces was the only tedious bit.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:04,
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Yeah, took me a few tries to master the bounce off the paddles.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:06,
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omfg! level 23 is a right cunt
i have been drinking and can't catch them all!
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Fly Projector ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:25,
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Right
Button. Select key.
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kombu dashi ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:57,
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He's so bright and milky white
Shining down upon the ground He's the bright, milky white Shining down upon the ground Everybody look at the moon Everybody seein' the moon The moon is bright He's milky white Everybody look at the moon!
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:51,
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i like tha moon
i like tha moooooooon
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Shelby Tree I am Mr Treeeeee www.flickr.com/photos/shelby-tree ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:00,
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Top moon
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:05,
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faces are difficult, so my excuse is "this is artsy"
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Paintmash ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:48,
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I like this.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:50,
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Nice twist
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:55,
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But how does she-
Actually no, not going there.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:57,
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CHAMELEON!
tis lovely
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:58,
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Nicely!
Woo.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:00,
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Fantastic
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:06,
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reminds me of 80's art! Nice! :)
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Fly Projector ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:11,
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fixed
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connor ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:16,
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Hahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:18,
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PFFFFT!!!!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:22,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:27,
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good evening lovely b3tans.
I could use some tips as to blending the head to the rest of the body... i've tried a few different methods, lowering the feather with the lasso tool.. masks.. and simply using a soft eraser tool yet i still can't get the outcome I desire when blending the head with the rest of the body. I feel that I've grasped getting the pattern of the second animal on the first animal but the head always gives me trouble.
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:34,
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have you tried using the gel?
i thought most of the head chops tended to be done with gradient masks and different blending modes, but then I've only ever done one of them and it wasn't very good.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:35,
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every night
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:36,
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I'm not the best at these either...
But hard chopping the bits and then selective removal(erase at 50%) can work out even with really divergent objects. Still looks kinda bad, but as I said I'm not great at it. edit: Matching things that have fur can be much easier.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:39,
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thanks for the advice
I shall try and apply it, also your squirrel monkey incites fear in my soul
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:46,
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Don't listen to him
Its Peer pressure
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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 8:16,
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Are you using Photoshop?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:47,
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yes
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:47,
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Ok, 4 suggestions.
The first is to get comfortable with the clone tool if you're not already. The second is to try out the Healing Brush Tool. Personally I don't like it but some people use it extensively for animashes. The third is to never underestimate the importance of starting out with well-chosen source images. It makes everything else much easier. The fourth is to take the advice of a master. I think HumanDescent has a tutorial on his site.www.humandescent.com/
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:54,
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Thanks very much.
I try and use both the clone stamp and the healing brush to smooth over the patterns caused by the clone stamp, but maybe that means I'm not using the clone tool effectively.
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:56,
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Do you use a tablet?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:58,
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I would
If I wasn't a poor college student. I'm stuck using a laptop which adds whole other hurdle to jump.
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:59,
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Buy a cheap usb mouse.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:02,
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plan on it
as soon as my next student aid check comes round
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:04,
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They're about a fiver aren't they?
Just skip a meal :)
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:06,
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hah
i guess they are cheaper than I expected.
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:09,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:11,
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you know,
I think I may run out and get one right now.
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:12,
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Hooray,
Papa's got a brand new mouse.
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:42,
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Ok
yeah it's got to be hard doing these on a laptop. Regarding the clone tool, in my experience it's very sensitive to brush adjustments, so if it's not doing what you want, it's definitely worth playing around with different brush types.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:05,
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thanks again
I know experimenting is the best way to learn on PS but it started to feel like I had exhausted every alley way so I had to resort to asking for tips. I never have played around with the brushes with the clone tool... don't know why I'd never thought of it.
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:08,
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Honestly, I've gotten so much help just by asking
and I'm always happy to pay that back. Just ask or gaz if you're stuck or whatever. I don't know everything but I've got a fair knowledge of some aspects of PS.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:15,
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Anything about crows, or adding noise and Mof is your man.
:)
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:16,
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:)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:29,
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He charges for the tutorials.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:59,
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I do like that eva egg on his site though.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:04,
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Ah, that's relatively new.
There used to be one basic tutorial for free I think.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:06,
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Morph programs like sqirlz morph
morph and save as bmps after that just use clone tool selecting from the morphed blends!
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Fly Projector ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:53,
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Let me also say this!
sometimes people get boxed into photoshop don't be afraid to use many different programs each have there strengths! ps. morphing kicks ass on any transperancy filter! specialy in mash-ups!
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Fly Projector ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:04,
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i've toyed around with GIMP
and Paint Shop Pro but i've always loved the ability of photoshop. other than that i haven't experimented too much.
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:11,
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well if you have to toy with anything
see what you can do with a morph program!www.xiberpix.net/SqirlzMorph.html .
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Fly Projector ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:13,
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They can be a lot of fun, yes.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:33,
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:(
Reduce screen resolution for big.
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:58,
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BIGGAR!
Please.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:02,
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^^
Reduce screen resolution for big. ed: Here you go:bigger (0.6mb)
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:04,
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That gave my laptop a heart attack.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:12,
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Should have done it as an inverting colour *.gif
Hindsight is 20/20 and would have made the present very not 20/20.
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:14,
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A story old as time.
And unless something fucking really changes with how we run things, will continue to be retold again and again. /pissy old hippy blog Woo and Arf.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:14,
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Apart from the 'space' bit.
ed: what shall I do/shop/etc?
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:15,
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We'll likely keep it going to then/there and beyond, I fear.
But you've edited a request for hummus... Not sure, your shadow puppets are ace, yet are too close to the same issue (war and death). So let's say "growth" of some sort. I'll look about and see if I can't follow in kind.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:29,
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Thanks
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:57,
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Here. I wanted to try a couple things in Blender that came to mind, so I'll go first.
Spun bezier for the caps. Extruded cylinder and then applied a curve. Textured with basic noise. 3 lights.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:20,
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seeing as omegle is being dry-humped
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:19,
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this is good yah.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:39,
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That's a really nice effect
how is it done?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:51,
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OMEGLE DRAWING THREAD
the rules are simple. you go on omegle.com/ and ask the first stranger what you should draw/photoshop. make a picture of it. mine was "an island "
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connor ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:32,
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I wish I could draw.
Stranger: PIGEONS Stranger: raping an elderly gentleman Stranger: but the guy's kind of enjoying it, but doesn't show it Stranger: he doesn't want to spoil the pigeons raping session Stranger: the pigeon wouldn't care either way, but he doesn't come across that way
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:39,
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:43,
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They're all racist :(
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:51,
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not necessarily racist.
probably stupid:
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:58,
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Ha
Some guy just told me he's going to castrate himself with a penknife. Anonymity really brings out the weirdos.
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:59,
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castration with penknife
it's self-help for nonces
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:01,
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well.
that went well.
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:40,
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arghhhh paradox
the loss is reducing more and more but still gets further away from profit. :S
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thiswasmyclone ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:14,
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Someone please make that 'O' an 'S'
and delete the 'le'
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:52,
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they're mean people there!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:40,
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yeah, you have to wade through the trolls
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connor ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:41,
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You're lucky. The first thing my guy said to me was "No long haired freaky people"
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:41,
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YOU JUST LOST THE GANE
lols
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:42,
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*joins*
*realises cunts I've avoided for ages have found me* *feigns friendship* *wishes internets breaks* *wanks*
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Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:43,
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I'm going to troll this so hard
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:44,
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lolololol this isn't even trying:
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Spy sappin' my sentry! You: I like cheese Stranger: OM NOM NOM You: Mmmmmmm cheese Stranger: Spy sappin' my cheese You: cheese isn't just a foodstuff You: it's a way of life Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:45,
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:D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:47,
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That was you?!?!
/obligatory response
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:47,
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God even those really barely understandable computer programs you speak to are more enjoyable than this.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:50,
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Cheese?!
HAHA! Ur so random! ^_^ i'm random too. SPORK PENGUINS hahahahahahalol
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:57,
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Lol mine was 'your dick'
I think I got a b3tan so have this one I did earlier
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:43,
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"What's up doc?"
"Sigh"
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:44,
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hahaha
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:45,
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"Don't say it. Just don't fucking say it!"
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:50,
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OK, a Canadian (or "Canadain")
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:47,
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I think you have confused a Canadian with a clown who has escape from a mental asylum.
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:48,
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Fuck so that might not be my cousin in the spare room but a phschotic intruder?!
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:51,
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is that red on him
from the stake canadian?
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:00,
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that's a maple leaf!
look at my camel, and you'll understand how i can tell these things
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:03,
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i got a sane answer, but sadly, I cannot draw :(
The 'stranger' quickly replied with 'a camel'
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:48,
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that mated a Tyaradactel?
I like it!
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:49,
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thats terrible
taking part that counts i suppose
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connor ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:50,
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hey now!
it has 2 whole humps!!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:04,
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*tries*
You: hi Stranger: Hey You: I've just done a rather zesty poo Your conversational partner has disconnected. /EDIT and this... Stranger: ImSoLuckyLucky@jsp You: Your conversational partner has not disconnected. Stranger: hm Stranger: fail then Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:52,
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there are loads of omegle threads already. stick to the challenge !
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connor ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:56,
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:56,
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I approve of your clown.
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:00,
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It was supposed to be a chinese fighter clown.
BUT I SKIPPED THAT BIT.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:01,
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Give him squishy eyes and say he lost his arms in a fight.
SORTED.
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:03,
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CLUNE CLUNE CLUNE CLUNE
Doodoodoodoodoo It actually reminds me of Superfrog a lot, which is creepy
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:12,
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Canadian?
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:34,
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So many Canadians.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:40,
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I really hate you for making me draw with a touchpad.
Long haired freak in the rain
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:03,
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Ooh, noiry
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:04,
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SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:05,
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why is it always raining in your pics?
oops, I thought you were someone else
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:05,
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thats ace
bonus points for using touchpad
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:07,
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this is good business
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connor ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:09,
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Baaaaw! You tried! Baaaaaw!
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:13,
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naked poop
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Pope Yoda is OLD ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:06,
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poop im always naked
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:08,
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we broke it
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:15,
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so b3ta is kind of like an 'internet hate machine'
*grabs coat*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:19,
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Less hate, more hats.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:21,
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THE INTERNET HAT MACHINE
would make a good newsletter title
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:25,
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whoops wrong thread !
mine was colonel sanders, famous chicken choker
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:14,
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good stuff
i think i might hand over all decisions in my life to the strangers of omegle.
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connor ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:35,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:46,
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but arguably a sweet potato
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connor ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 4:53,
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Looks like a pear to me.
*runs giggling as fast as virtual legs can run*
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:28,
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 5:38,
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Scab! Scab! Scab!
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Wheatabeat The hoi polloi ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:32,
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Woah
Look at the size of is mallet
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Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode ,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:41,
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