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# Cher?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# aww
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# :3
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# :3=
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I like him.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# :D
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#
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# !!
I forgot about that!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Can't have been much of a memorable fingering, then
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# One may lead to another
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Well I can't speak for the cat...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# should have used one of those rubber thimbles
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# or those disposable "thimble" toothbrushes
mmmm minty
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Owwie.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I LOVE YOU MOOOORREEE THHAAAANNNNN
FELCHING MOLES
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# ha ha
I love you more than big black cocks
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Frank Lampard is such a loser
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# !?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I've no opinion of him one way or the other, really
I'm being controversial
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)
# aaaw didn't eclectech do something like this? :D
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# BUNNY!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# large:D
'sup humans?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Bring on the carrots !
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Wahey!
Cue Chas and Dave.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# :(((((((((((
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] get 'im Queenie-rex
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Why does this remind me of Kate Winslet in Titanic?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# couple of massive tits on the screen?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# eyebrows
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# eyebrows, youbrows, we all brows
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Clever girl.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
#
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# hello grunty
this version is also good
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# yeah...
I'm not good at the 'post when inebriated' thing.
Sorry.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# have you had the finest wines known to humanity?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# *hic*
I've just finished one bottle, I need to go find another...
*sways*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I am currently enjoying these:
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I'm a little worried about the use of Mike Oldfield
but I am intrigued...

Edit: Do you get the wine freighted direct?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# ha, it took me by surprise
my girlfriend says you can have a bottle even though you keep her awake at night

edit: naw, my dad lives down there so he brings us a case every so often
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# 0_0
Goodness - how so?

Edit: That's good parental planning, top skills - that man.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# cos the word 'Gruntfuttock' gets stuck in her mind and drives her crazy and she can't sleep
I have to hide b3ta when you're on ;)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Oh God, I'm sorry!!!!!
Eeek!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# haha don't worry
apparently she secretly looks at b3ta and she thinks you're very nice
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Well, I raise my glass to her, sir
She's awfully kind to say so, though I fear she may be mistaken...

;-)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# .
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# Gee, thanks.
Edit: Oh, nice template driven website, btw.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Ace as ever!
And duly desktopped.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Cheers, young man!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# It appears that The New Museum of Modern Art has been built on the concrete frontiers of space . . .
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# :D
Bless you.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# oooh
spikey! Very nice.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# You modified my Armadillo!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I'll pay whatever royalties are due,
I promise.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Ninja's I want ninja's.
Thirty or so should suffice.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# nice
if that was a sculpture ,i'd walk round for hours...can you make it revolve as yet?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# As a matter of fact...
That's the next stage, and I'm still working on it.

Thanks!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# lookin'forward to it:)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Sort of . . .
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I say!
top work, sir...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
# What a pretty thing you have spawn't.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I LIKE YOUR PICTURE.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# No need to shout, but thank you all the same.
;-)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Not at all, Peacemole'd.
Havin' a good evening?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Not bad at all, ta...
Just off in search of replacement booze.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I'm down to my last handful of Budweiser. Not sure why I have Budweiser - but it's better than nothing.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# this reminds me of the burrowing creature in Barbarella
 
not that I can remember its name, it's so long since I read the comic
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Goodness!
I must investigate that...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# it's like some kind of alien mole thing
which they use as a vehicle.

can't remember whether it was in the movie version.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I need to check this.
*goes off to torrent*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] 61. David Icke
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# hahah top hair
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# meh
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Why does David Icke appear to be that bloke clansoul bums.
The one from the game.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# HOW CAN YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# haha!
I like these
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Hey KillerKitti, I fixed your image for you.

all payment can be sent directly to me. ;D
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I've never seen you looking so lovely as you diiiid tooooniiiight
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Trevor McDonaaaaaaaaalldddd
Is reading the news....tentatively.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Who is Killerkitti?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Hi loserpie.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Ahahahahah
x]
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# There's a look of Janice the Muppet in there
/from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I didn't even know the band name,
nevermind the actual muppet's name!!
You some kind of Muppet geekboy?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# hehe, no, but I do have an exclusive Muppet Tie signed by Jim Henson
and a signed book of the artwork and design involved.
it was a great show :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Lucky you!
And indeed it was!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# you jammy bastard! :(
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# A very old employer had a few contacts linked to Henson.
was a great Christmas present :)
I'd actually forgot I had them until this thread.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# of all the gin joints in all the world......
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# so much better
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# EGAD
 

 
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# oh hay guys - is it Axolotl O Clock?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Axololol
Axorofl

Yes, Axolotl oclock is always welcome
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Pimp my Moomin!


/tis lovely
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I've already taken the liberty
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(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# cor, nice one
/but I hated that show as a kid
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Me too!
Utter bollocks.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# It was on the wrong side of 'creepy' as well
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Aye.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Bloody awesome show
I think you'll find :D
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# ^this
I was waiting for someone else to say it before I agreed
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# that is ace
would you be able to make a desktop version? love that show the theme tune :D great animation. cant beat the raccons tho!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# the raccoons were fantastic
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Sorry dude, but you're welcome to steal it and
make one yourself :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# will do
thank you :D
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# its sure is!
(looks like a lemming a bit)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# lemmings?
yeah!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Axoclocl
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Those things are ace. Their arses are more buoyant than their heads.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I think my arse is probably more boyant than my head, to be fair
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Yes, yes it is
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# IT FUCKING IS
 
I love that
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I knew it...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# that guy reminds me of that guy i saw on tv in that series like star trek
on that space station, you know?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# fred west?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# yes
yes no
quorn quack... quark!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# John Virgo
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# yes
i'm voting Virgo
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# yay Quark!
Otto Palindrome. He does bear a striking resemblance.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# WERE ALL GOING TO DIE
lets eat bacon till it stops
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# BRING ON THE BACONS!
97% of people will die within their lifetime
TRUEFACTS!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# zomg
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# PEOPLE DIE!
OMG its a conspiracy
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# i want pics or stfu
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# STOP THE FIGHTING UNICORNS!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# SATD?
whut?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# bugger
the message was on the toast i ate

(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# statistically you are more likely to be dead if you are dead than you are if you are alive
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I like the bloke on the BBC news who just told us we're fucked.
He was nice.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# one might say that he 'fucked' you
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# on the moving picture device
the news person said 'global pandemic'

its going round twice?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Doesn't pandemic mean multiple countries, whereas global would be all countries?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# well from my schooldays
when the Jam were no 1

pan means 'all people/populas'


(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# aye
pan = all
demic = people
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# That's not true in practice though given there's loads of countries previous pandemics haven't hit.
It only has to spread to several countries to be classed as a pandemic.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# aye
I was only pointing out the etymology

it's up to the Arabs to make it work
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# zomglol
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# hapb3toast
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!
please
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# STOP HAMMERTIME
howdo miss?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# that good eh?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Hello amy.
We're all going to die.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
also..Oof!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# It's a conspiracy by the lizard-people
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# All your FPs are belong to HappyToast
Also, I would totally buy a HT t-shirt and badge
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# does it say
"i'm happytoast and so is my wife"

lol talented git he is *jealouses*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# HappyToast pandemic.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# the swine
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I say take off, and Nuke the site from orbit...
It's the only way to be sure...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# He's just a grunt
No offence
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# b3ta.com/happytoast
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# needs more tarmac
that was a gem:)...not forgetting t'others
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# hehe
thnx
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# HappyToast - the new spacefish
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Class act though a :D
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# yea woopdeedo
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] What's evidence got to do, got to do with it?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Arf!
Also... oh noes... sickipedia is borked. :(
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# haha Nutjob City Limits
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Hahahaha this!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
brilliant.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
TJ: I need to get to the leopards between tomorrow and the bank holiday Monday, but lack a car

I'll fill your tank and introduce you to Terry, and you'll probably get to hug one of them

gaz or email :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# where to where?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# London to Hertfordshire
you're up in Scotland though :(
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# There are times I REALLY wish I lived in London :)
roll on October again, we're def. coming down to the Zoo again :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I cannot express my frustration
my best mate with wheels is now a dad, and I fucked up big time with the girl I work with

I iz all alone and stranded
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# bugger :(
you should come to Norfolk, quite a few zoos, and I could run you around then, and in return you could show me how to use my camera properly
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# arse
if I wasn't away this weekend, I'd drive you

I'm sure someone'll step in
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha, very nice :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Today, I had my camera with me in school...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# FIRE DRILL PRODCEDURE
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Yeah.
Incase the retarded cafe workers set another pizza on fire.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Well yeah
that's charming like. Retard cafe workers are probably getting paid next to nothing to set pizzas on fire for snotty 'everything is awesome' brats. ........... whatever.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Night all
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Lovely
:]
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Preeeeetty :D
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# very nice but sadly lacking in jailbait
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I hope you cooked that egg?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Why am I looking at your school?


(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# You're not
really.
It's just part of my school. ;]
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Lovely Pic Miss.


(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Thank you
:D
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# My hovercraft is full of eels
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Oh, cool.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# my first thought was it was Mariel Hemmaroid from the film Manhatten
but then my second thought was is there a god and then I realised dinner was ready
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# That's rather nice
what you using may I ask?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Thank you :D
It's a Canon Rebel XT.
I want a Rebel XSi, but I don't have any money, and I am quite happy with my baby. x]
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I think i have that camera
in other news : they be stealing the happytoasts!
www.gifbin.com/981789
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# is there any point in getting an infra red filter?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# If you're likely to shoot anything that creates inconsistant infra-red, then yes.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# ....like trees?
n mountains?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# No, not really. Not a huge amount of things emit IR light without also emitting normal wavelength.
Besides obvious emitters like remote controls etc.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# okay dokey
thank you :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Cool
If you are not splashing out on various glass, I would consider the G10 over that to be honest
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# The G10?
That's a Powershot, right?
I do want to be able to change lenses and stuff. For yearbook next year, I have to be able to change lenses actually. The one thing I don't like about the XT is that I can't use fisheye lenses and the like, because the 1.6x focal length addition.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# It is indeed a Powershot
but to be honest, I don't see much point playing about with glass unless you are on at least a 450D body

The G10 is a superb camera, sort of tempted to get one myself to have lying around; it shoots in raw as well, at 14 million pixels!

(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# 450D?
That's the XSi, innit?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# the latest rebel
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# You and your Yanky branding!
but yes, I got muddled up with your Rebel XT
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Hahahahah
:D
Yeah I kinda want that one. If i use the money from my job though, that puts me out $700 from my car fund. xp
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I think that's what my daughter had when she took photog class.
It's now a pricey dust collector.

I might have to be a mean daddy and claim it for my own.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Hahahah
That's not mean daddy, that's survival of the fittest. ;D
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Wednesday is the new Sunday!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Yes!
:D
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Ahhhhh!
You've stolen her soul with some kind of magic device
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# *evil laugh*
x]
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Those are nice "slice of life" pictures
Well done, you.

And it creeps me out that some b3tans are my kids' ages
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Aww thank you
:D
I really wanna do some photojournalism, but I spend 7 hours a day at school, where I can't have my camera out most of the time. But I'm doing the yearbook next year so I'll get to do more photos.

Hahahah
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Summer's coming.
Go to the beach/woods/park/mall and knock yourself out.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Yeah, that's probably what I'll do on the weekends.
I have a summer job this year (yay!), and I've been thinking of using my pay to buy a used car. Or a new camera... x]
I have to decide.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# That's what Mofaha says!


(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I don't know what I'd do if my kids got on here.
What they see on MySpaceBookFace is probably worse, but it would just be weird.

"Cool Pic! Clean your damn room or you're grounded."
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# This image
Could be improved by cropping out the shoulder of the anonymous figure on the right.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Oh, I kind of like it
I think it shows the crowded atmosphere of the lunch room...
:]
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# the hunchback?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Well that's just mean
xD
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# anyway..
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# ^this!!!!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Your colour appears to be broken
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# It is.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Well done you.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# :]
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# a photo
graph
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Yes.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I am confused
Are 16yr old girls exempt from the rule of being yelled at for posting an unshopped picture?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Ugh.
Have you read the FAQ? You've been here long enough, you must've. Pictures don't need to be photoshopped. It just has to be your own. So yeah, it can be a photo.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# The FAQ is not exhaustive, there are unwritten community norms as well
Like, don't post unshopped pics in a new thread unless they're pretty fucking special
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Well yeah
But I'm not breaking any 'rules'. It's my work, unshopped or not.
Not like it's even a big deal. It'll get pushed down and then it's gone. So I really don't see the issue.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# But it pushes someone else's work off the board
It doesn't bother me too much, but what does is the hypocrisy. If it was anyone else they would have been jumped on, probably quite unkindly. But you get treated differently (and I'm not blaming you for that)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# But every new post pushes someone else's work down.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I don't care if it is shopped or not
I was merely suprised by the lack of shouting normally taking place when someone posts an unshopped picture. But then again, this is b3ta, I should not be wondering.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Oh, okay.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# as rob said "real photo sunday is shit give it up"
it doesn't matter what day it is just go to flickr, they like photos like this as you well know..90% of b3tans couldn't give a flying fuck about your friends.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# durr
obviously
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# apparently so, but such is the way of b3ta.
Next stage would usually be for this picture to become a bandwagon of photoshopped hilarity with the addition of magenta cdcs
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# have you tried yelling at a 16 year old
that will reply to every message that you post, to get the last word presumably... and when you do, someone comes up to you in the dark GAZ corridor and calls you a twat, because he/she is only young and they are presumably grooming him/her, and being a called twat makes you teary inside?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# No I haven't and I probably never will
as I simply don't care enough about this place. But I can see your point.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Well yeah that's so harsh like......
Whatever etc. Go stick it on Facebook or some other similar crap. Please not here.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# RIS
?
Real Photo anyday is shite. Give it up.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry] easing myself back in
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# yay
and indeed woo
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Ready foiled..
get the oven on!!

Woo.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# The only way they should be
Nicely cooked and on your plate
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Ha!


;)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# It doesn't matter what photo of him you find, he always looks smug
That is wonderfully done sir :)

I've just upload my photos from the weekend and tonight

www.flickr.com/photos/lord_otterby/

Best one

www.flickr.com/photos/lord_otterby/3487128706/sizes/l/
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# bless ya heart
long time no shop, also long time no hummus
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# it is, nicely matched to the painting
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# i only added the foil hat
he is the messiah
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I retract my statement
O_o
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaw . . . got a little kiss on it's head . . .
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# that animal looks like it's about to suffer a horrible, horrible death
woo pic :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# or a damn good rogering
either way it don't look happy
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Haha
Very nicely Woo!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# gordon ramsay's lookin well
now that his wrinkles have cleared up
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Utterly wootastic
You spoil us


I made this earlier before I realized my arms wanted to fall off
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# non too slack y'self sir
also, i'll hit the post office tomorrow i promise

uncrosses fingers
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Awwww
just make that final push mate ;)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# needs more ice cream
Woo!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# praise the lord
for he has risen

by risen i dont mean an erection
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Lovely stuff sir :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Woo
Excellently 'shopped
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# ^this
simply wonderful
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Arf
Where have you been?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Wow, nicely done!
woo
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I made this image. You may have seen it around.


David Icke has been hosting it on his site and using it without permission or link credit or watermark for years.

My birthday gift to David, who will read this, is free use of this image on his website for 12 months on the sole condition that he keep sticking it to the man-lizards.

edit: new video coming from me tomorrow. really good new video. cheers all.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# you are far too kind
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# haha
I'm not sure I really understand the terms... he should "keep sticking it to the man-lizards?"
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# it sounds sexy, whatever it means.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# twats entwined...
has a nice ring to it dontchyathink?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# He WILL read this?
Hi David. I love you, man!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# David Icke has an active forum
B3ta.com has a high profile

I he's not told of it and browsing entries by tomorrow morning, I'd be very surprised.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Ooh
So Icke is a silver surfer?

Seriously, David... I love you so much ;D
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# David should sign up on /links
It's boring there since The Goat stopped posting
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Actually it's not to be honest
his were the inane ramblings of a teenager 'hot' on life
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# What
sort of things did The Goat say? I never go on /links, so I missed the fun.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# BASH THE INSANE CUNT WITH HORRID STICKS
Hello David
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahaha
christ
I nearly choked on 'horrid sticks'
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Just thought I'd do this


(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Licence to drill?


(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# You only drill twice
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# The Spy Who Drilled me.


(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# The Man with the Blacken Decker
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# SPANG
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# HAHA
"now pay attention 007................."
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# hahaha :)
DeWalt are utter shit
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# hehehehehe
ARF!!!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Yes . . . do not be alarmed . . . this is only a drill . . .
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Just call me chuck
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Hey there . . . double ought chuck !
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# ..........
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# :D...neighbour's baby screamin' at 4 in the morning...
couldn't even hear meself drillin':)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Holey ____ !
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# ARF
needs more rawlplugs:)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I'm not familiar with the make of drill but it made me pfft nonetheless
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# they are supposed to be "the workman's choice"
...but so is Sam Fox
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] One for our northern viewers


Eeeee look it's Ickey Thump, bah 'eck lad an' all that'

(pse excuse seams, I'm the right wrong side of two bottles of red already this evening)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# S'areyt that lad!


(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Toasted son of god.


Anyone got any lizard marmalade?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# pfft
MY TOAST IS WATCHING ME
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# My marma laid a lizard once
if that helps at all?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha!



(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] yar
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# That magazine is priced a little high!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I don't get it.



(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# they sell bricks
bricks make walls....
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Walls break scissors . . .
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Spock kills Lizard
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# scissors break out
:)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# ironically, I just got this
you cunning fox.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# :D


(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# try choclates and flowers once in a while
and well done, you sly ol' fox :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] David is quite handsome in his tin foil hat
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Hahahahahah
win
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# fantastic :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
magifique
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Bad animation is bad
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] woo! best compo evar!

(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# haha
I'm a bit worried that catnippp may see it as an excuse for a repost fest
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I imagine we'll get at least one homage to the High Lord Charlatan Icke
or a complete tantrum.

either way I'm delighted. I'm not going to get much work done this week.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# sorry...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I fucking love you, man
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Fantastic!
You, sir, are a genius
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# heh thanks
sorry for jacking your thread with it, the woo was for you. it made me chuckle.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Thanks
But yours is much better. I bow in defeat. :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# shush
I wasn't trying to defeat anyone except Icke, but I think the New World Order will manage by themselves.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# <3
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# i agree
as shown by this



.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# haha
Does a bear shit in the Jews?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuously linking the challenge to current affairs


Basically the gag is that pigs are trying to destroy us all. EDIT: Which would have been a better challenge.

I told you it was tenuous.

*shrugs*

/coat
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# haha
no need for the explanation it all makes perfect sense.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I agree
Killer pigs would be a great compo idea
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Haha
Alt compo ahoy!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# go for it:)
this one's burnt out already..
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Oh Noes!
The bacons is attacking!


Woo
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# chortles and grunts
your right-would have been a better challenge......more hummus:)...pretty dire so far
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Or . . . who flew the flu . . .
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# lookin'on the bright side
there's gonna be a lovely bacon smell over NY:)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
#

(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaahaha!
thats wonderful :D
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Do you do commissions HT?
I'm just asking cause I would love a Rincewind & Death t-shirt design in your style
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# he's gonna spit...
...watch out!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# haha top drawer animation
*click*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Wonderful!
Woo.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Deer om nom nom
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
# jiggly ears :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# That's hypnotic.
Woo
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# aaaaah nicely done
chew got it:)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Must be some pretty good cud !
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)

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