I've no opinion of him one way or the other, really
I'm being controversial
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 23:00,
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yeah...
I'm not good at the 'post when inebriated' thing.
Sorry.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:36,
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Sorry.
*hic*
I've just finished one bottle, I need to go find another...
*sways*
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:38,
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*sways*
I'm a little worried about the use of Mike Oldfield
but I am intrigued...
Edit: Do you get the wine freighted direct?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:41,
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Edit: Do you get the wine freighted direct?
ha, it took me by surprise
my girlfriend says you can have a bottle even though you keep her awake at night
edit: naw, my dad lives down there so he brings us a case every so often
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:45,
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edit: naw, my dad lives down there so he brings us a case every so often
0_0
Goodness - how so?
Edit: That's good parental planning, top skills - that man.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:47,
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Edit: That's good parental planning, top skills - that man.
cos the word 'Gruntfuttock' gets stuck in her mind and drives her crazy and she can't sleep
I have to hide b3ta when you're on ;)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:48,
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haha don't worry
apparently she secretly looks at b3ta and she thinks you're very nice
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:50,
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Well, I raise my glass to her, sir
She's awfully kind to say so, though I fear she may be mistaken...
;-)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:56,
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;-)
It appears that The New Museum of Modern Art has been built on the concrete frontiers of space . . .
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:36,
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nice
if that was a sculpture ,i'd walk round for hours...can you make it revolve as yet?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:40,
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As a matter of fact...
That's the next stage, and I'm still working on it.
Thanks!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:43,
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Thanks!
Not bad at all, ta...
Just off in search of replacement booze.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:58,
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I'm down to my last handful of Budweiser. Not sure why I have Budweiser - but it's better than nothing.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 23:02,
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this reminds me of the burrowing creature in Barbarella
not that I can remember its name, it's so long since I read the comic
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:46,
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not that I can remember its name, it's so long since I read the comic
it's like some kind of alien mole thing
which they use as a vehicle.
can't remember whether it was in the movie version.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:53,
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can't remember whether it was in the movie version.
Why does David Icke appear to be that bloke clansoul bums.
The one from the game.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:31,
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I've never seen you looking so lovely as you diiiid tooooniiiight
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:26,
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Trevor McDonaaaaaaaaalldddd
Is reading the news....tentatively.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:28,
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There's a look of Janice the Muppet in there
/from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:27,
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I didn't even know the band name,
nevermind the actual muppet's name!!
You some kind of Muppet geekboy?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:28,
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You some kind of Muppet geekboy?
hehe, no, but I do have an exclusive Muppet Tie signed by Jim Henson
and a signed book of the artwork and design involved.
it was a great show :)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:29,
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it was a great show :)
A very old employer had a few contacts linked to Henson.
was a great Christmas present :)
I'd actually forgot I had them until this thread.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:38,
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I'd actually forgot I had them until this thread.
^this
I was waiting for someone else to say it before I agreed
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:56,
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that is ace
would you be able to make a desktop version? love that show the theme tune :D great animation. cant beat the raccons tho!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:36,
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Sorry dude, but you're welcome to steal it and
make one yourself :)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:41,
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Those things are ace. Their arses are more buoyant than their heads.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:19,
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I think my arse is probably more boyant than my head, to be fair
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:19,
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that guy reminds me of that guy i saw on tv in that series like star trek
on that space station, you know?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:09,
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yay Quark!
Otto Palindrome. He does bear a striking resemblance.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:29,
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BRING ON THE BACONS!
97% of people will die within their lifetime
TRUEFACTS!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:11,
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TRUEFACTS!
statistically you are more likely to be dead if you are dead than you are if you are alive
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:18,
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I like the bloke on the BBC news who just told us we're fucked.
He was nice.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:14,
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on the moving picture device
the news person said 'global pandemic'
its going round twice?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:18,
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its going round twice?
Doesn't pandemic mean multiple countries, whereas global would be all countries?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:19,
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well from my schooldays
when the Jam were no 1
pan means 'all people/populas'
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:23,
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pan means 'all people/populas'
That's not true in practice though given there's loads of countries previous pandemics haven't hit.
It only has to spread to several countries to be classed as a pandemic.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:29,
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aye
I was only pointing out the etymology
it's up to the Arabs to make it work
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:31,
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it's up to the Arabs to make it work
All your FPs are belong to HappyToast
Also, I would totally buy a HT t-shirt and badge
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:07,
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does it say
"i'm happytoast and so is my wife"
lol talented git he is *jealouses*
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:10,
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lol talented git he is *jealouses*
I say take off, and Nuke the site from orbit...
It's the only way to be sure...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:10,
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Hahaha!
TJ: I need to get to the leopards between tomorrow and the bank holiday Monday, but lack a car
I'll fill your tank and introduce you to Terry, and you'll probably get to hug one of them
gaz or email :)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:10,
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I'll fill your tank and introduce you to Terry, and you'll probably get to hug one of them
gaz or email :)
There are times I REALLY wish I lived in London :)
roll on October again, we're def. coming down to the Zoo again :)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:16,
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I cannot express my frustration
my best mate with wheels is now a dad, and I fucked up big time with the girl I work with
I iz all alone and stranded
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:29,
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I iz all alone and stranded
bugger :(
you should come to Norfolk, quite a few zoos, and I could run you around then, and in return you could show me how to use my camera properly
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:31,
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arse
if I wasn't away this weekend, I'd drive you
I'm sure someone'll step in
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:36,
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I'm sure someone'll step in
Yeah.
Incase the retarded cafe workers set another pizza on fire.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:52,
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Well yeah
that's charming like. Retard cafe workers are probably getting paid next to nothing to set pizzas on fire for snotty 'everything is awesome' brats. ........... whatever.
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my first thought was it was Mariel Hemmaroid from the film Manhatten
but then my second thought was is there a god and then I realised dinner was ready
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:58,
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Thank you :D
It's a Canon Rebel XT.
I want a Rebel XSi, but I don't have any money, and I am quite happy with my baby. x]
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:54,
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I want a Rebel XSi, but I don't have any money, and I am quite happy with my baby. x]
I think i have that camera
in other news : they be stealing the happytoasts!
www.gifbin.com/981789
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:55,
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www.gifbin.com/981789
If you're likely to shoot anything that creates inconsistant infra-red, then yes.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:59,
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No, not really. Not a huge amount of things emit IR light without also emitting normal wavelength.
Besides obvious emitters like remote controls etc.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:05,
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Cool
If you are not splashing out on various glass, I would consider the G10 over that to be honest
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:57,
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The G10?
That's a Powershot, right?
I do want to be able to change lenses and stuff. For yearbook next year, I have to be able to change lenses actually. The one thing I don't like about the XT is that I can't use fisheye lenses and the like, because the 1.6x focal length addition.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:07,
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I do want to be able to change lenses and stuff. For yearbook next year, I have to be able to change lenses actually. The one thing I don't like about the XT is that I can't use fisheye lenses and the like, because the 1.6x focal length addition.
It is indeed a Powershot
but to be honest, I don't see much point playing about with glass unless you are on at least a 450D body
The G10 is a superb camera, sort of tempted to get one myself to have lying around; it shoots in raw as well, at 14 million pixels!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:15,
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The G10 is a superb camera, sort of tempted to get one myself to have lying around; it shoots in raw as well, at 14 million pixels!
You and your Yanky branding!
but yes, I got muddled up with your Rebel XT
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:26,
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Hahahahah
:D
Yeah I kinda want that one. If i use the money from my job though, that puts me out $700 from my car fund. xp
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:28,
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Yeah I kinda want that one. If i use the money from my job though, that puts me out $700 from my car fund. xp
I think that's what my daughter had when she took photog class.
It's now a pricey dust collector.
I might have to be a mean daddy and claim it for my own.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:58,
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I might have to be a mean daddy and claim it for my own.
Hahahah
That's not mean daddy, that's survival of the fittest. ;D
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:08,
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Those are nice "slice of life" pictures
Well done, you.
And it creeps me out that some b3tans are my kids' ages
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:54,
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And it creeps me out that some b3tans are my kids' ages
Aww thank you
:D
I really wanna do some photojournalism, but I spend 7 hours a day at school, where I can't have my camera out most of the time. But I'm doing the yearbook next year so I'll get to do more photos.
Hahahah
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:55,
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I really wanna do some photojournalism, but I spend 7 hours a day at school, where I can't have my camera out most of the time. But I'm doing the yearbook next year so I'll get to do more photos.
Hahahah
Summer's coming.
Go to the beach/woods/park/mall and knock yourself out.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:02,
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Yeah, that's probably what I'll do on the weekends.
I have a summer job this year (yay!), and I've been thinking of using my pay to buy a used car. Or a new camera... x]
I have to decide.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:09,
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I have to decide.
I don't know what I'd do if my kids got on here.
What they see on MySpaceBookFace is probably worse, but it would just be weird.
"Cool Pic! Clean your damn room or you're grounded."
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:00,
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"Cool Pic! Clean your damn room or you're grounded."
This image
Could be improved by cropping out the shoulder of the anonymous figure on the right.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:54,
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Oh, I kind of like it
I think it shows the crowded atmosphere of the lunch room...
:]
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:56,
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:]
I am confused
Are 16yr old girls exempt from the rule of being yelled at for posting an unshopped picture?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:13,
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Ugh.
Have you read the FAQ? You've been here long enough, you must've. Pictures don't need to be photoshopped. It just has to be your own. So yeah, it can be a photo.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:16,
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The FAQ is not exhaustive, there are unwritten community norms as well
Like, don't post unshopped pics in a new thread unless they're pretty fucking special
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:22,
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Well yeah
But I'm not breaking any 'rules'. It's my work, unshopped or not.
Not like it's even a big deal. It'll get pushed down and then it's gone. So I really don't see the issue.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:23,
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Not like it's even a big deal. It'll get pushed down and then it's gone. So I really don't see the issue.
But it pushes someone else's work off the board
It doesn't bother me too much, but what does is the hypocrisy. If it was anyone else they would have been jumped on, probably quite unkindly. But you get treated differently (and I'm not blaming you for that)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:29,
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I don't care if it is shopped or not
I was merely suprised by the lack of shouting normally taking place when someone posts an unshopped picture. But then again, this is b3ta, I should not be wondering.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:27,
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as rob said "real photo sunday is shit give it up"
it doesn't matter what day it is just go to flickr, they like photos like this as you well know..90% of b3tans couldn't give a flying fuck about your friends.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:32,
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apparently so, but such is the way of b3ta.
Next stage would usually be for this picture to become a bandwagon of photoshopped hilarity with the addition of magenta cdcs
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:22,
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have you tried yelling at a 16 year old
that will reply to every message that you post, to get the last word presumably... and when you do, someone comes up to you in the dark GAZ corridor and calls you a twat, because he/she is only young and they are presumably grooming him/her, and being a called twat makes you teary inside?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:27,
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No I haven't and I probably never will
as I simply don't care enough about this place. But I can see your point.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:33,
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Well yeah that's so harsh like......
Whatever etc. Go stick it on Facebook or some other similar crap. Please not here.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 23:40,
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It doesn't matter what photo of him you find, he always looks smug
That is wonderfully done sir :)
I've just upload my photos from the weekend and tonight
www.flickr.com/photos/lord_otterby/
Best one
www.flickr.com/photos/lord_otterby/3487128706/sizes/l/
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:31,
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I've just upload my photos from the weekend and tonight
www.flickr.com/photos/lord_otterby/
Best one
www.flickr.com/photos/lord_otterby/3487128706/sizes/l/
that animal looks like it's about to suffer a horrible, horrible death
woo pic :)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:34,
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gordon ramsay's lookin well
now that his wrinkles have cleared up
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:41,
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Utterly wootastic
You spoil us
I made this earlier before I realized my arms wanted to fall off
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:45,
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I made this earlier before I realized my arms wanted to fall off
non too slack y'self sir
also, i'll hit the post office tomorrow i promise
uncrosses fingers
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:51,
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uncrosses fingers
praise the lord
for he has risen
by risen i dont mean an erection
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:47,
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by risen i dont mean an erection
I made this image. You may have seen it around.
David Icke has been hosting it on his site and using it without permission or link credit or watermark for years.
My birthday gift to David, who will read this, is free use of this image on his website for 12 months on the sole condition that he keep sticking it to the man-lizards.
edit: new video coming from me tomorrow. really good new video. cheers all.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:29,
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David Icke has been hosting it on his site and using it without permission or link credit or watermark for years.
My birthday gift to David, who will read this, is free use of this image on his website for 12 months on the sole condition that he keep sticking it to the man-lizards.
edit: new video coming from me tomorrow. really good new video. cheers all.
haha
I'm not sure I really understand the terms... he should "keep sticking it to the man-lizards?"
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:35,
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David Icke has an active forum
B3ta.com has a high profile
I he's not told of it and browsing entries by tomorrow morning, I'd be very surprised.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:53,
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I he's not told of it and browsing entries by tomorrow morning, I'd be very surprised.
Ooh
So Icke is a silver surfer?
Seriously, David... I love you so much ;D
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:54,
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Seriously, David... I love you so much ;D
David should sign up on /links
It's boring there since The Goat stopped posting
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:58,
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Actually it's not to be honest
his were the inane ramblings of a teenager 'hot' on life
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:02,
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What
sort of things did The Goat say? I never go on /links, so I missed the fun.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:04,
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:D...neighbour's baby screamin' at 4 in the morning...
couldn't even hear meself drillin':)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:44,
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I'm not familiar with the make of drill but it made me pfft nonetheless
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:37,
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they are supposed to be "the workman's choice"
...but so is Sam Fox
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:41,
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One for our northern viewers
Eeeee look it's Ickey Thump, bah 'eck lad an' all that'
(pse excuse seams, I'm theright wrong side of two bottles of red already this evening)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:25,
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Eeeee look it's Ickey Thump, bah 'eck lad an' all that'
(pse excuse seams, I'm the
try choclates and flowers once in a while
and well done, you sly ol' fox :)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:27,
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haha
I'm a bit worried that catnippp may see it as an excuse for a repost fest
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:10,
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I imagine we'll get at least one homage to the High Lord Charlatan Icke
or a complete tantrum.
either way I'm delighted. I'm not going to get much work done this week.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:17,
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either way I'm delighted. I'm not going to get much work done this week.
heh thanks
sorry for jacking your thread with it, the woo was for you. it made me chuckle.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:18,
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shush
I wasn't trying to defeat anyone except Icke, but I think the New World Order will manage by themselves.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:21,
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chortles and grunts
your right-would have been a better challenge......more hummus:)...pretty dire so far
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:07,
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lookin'on the bright side
there's gonna be a lovely bacon smell over NY:)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 21:29,
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Do you do commissions HT?
I'm just asking cause I would love a Rincewind & Death t-shirt design in your style
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