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# No. 4 in a series of musician cereals
You sexy things

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# *believes*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# It's me, black mario
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# that just really made me hungry for Count Chocula
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# MS Paint album cover
An imaginary box of fresh dogshit to whoever guesses the album correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# …I Care Because You Do
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# do you?
awwww, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Oh no!
You tricked me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# kekekekeke
i bet you cant guess this one....

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Coldplay?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Ooh, I'm seeing them in Barcelona
In a fortnight
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
#
them a bloke with a bass and laptops
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Oh, I had no idea.
Should be good then.
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Love Tom Jenkinson...
That wasn't a statement, that was an order, goddamnit!
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Aphex Twin?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# And I'm seeing them/him in Barcelona
too! How nice.
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Ah, I love that album.
And the alternative artwork that you've provided.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
# i bet that waiter has a back ache now
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# <goes to the pan rack>
*click
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
# oh fuck, that too forever for me to get
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
# me too...
Theories:
*The fish was cut out of someone else,
*the fish is actually a womans vagina,
*he was imagining dying by eating of the fish.
(Sverre my password is "password", Wed 13 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Hahaha :)

Good job monkeosmallm3essentialhappyfield!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# ...architecttoast
covering all bases here
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
# hahahaaha
nasty :D

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
# haha i actually thought this was a smallbrainfield
then saw the tag and had a lol
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# haha! good setup :)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
But needs more DomBold.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# No reason, just can't stand ANY of them.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# trade
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Sportacus.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
# you mock now
but wait till he's our supreme immortal overlord forcing us to hurdle to work dressed in clothes from that shop in camden with the techno music and blue lighting. just give it 50 years.



(it's a toss up between that or a painfully ironic early demise a-la the jogging guy)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# hey! you're online
how uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Arf! Needs more Hello Kitty M16
images.google.com/images?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Hello%20Kitty%20M16&sa=N&tab=wi&um=1
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I'm Sportacus!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Haha
Sports candY!
(Weazelmania, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# :D
hahahas
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# HaHaHa
*Click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I'll give you a reason
...a reason why a sane individual would get WIndows 3.11 up-and-running again: 2 words -- Hotdog Stand!



Click for bigger (78 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Weyhey!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
# What the shit?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# it's my way of lashing out at the b3ta society for missing my 7000th post
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# oh, It's my internet day soon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I don't know why you've done this
but I love you for it!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# My god! Its the past!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Oh hella no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# no, it's beautiful!!
you should bow down to me for my accomplishment.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Next stop, 1985 Hill Valley!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Ah, memories.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# hahahaha awesome undertaking. I salute you!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
# fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I thought it was another screenshot of Windows 7 first
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Haha - well done.
How could anyone forget Win 3.11?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Wow!
Memories come flooding back.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
# pull up yer winsock!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# oooh! what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# a web browser
:)

in amigaos 3
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Eeps
Isn't that what happens when you run OS 3.0 on a 1.3 ROM... or vice versa.... the funky colours combined with new style!
(Cloudane, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# You've made Stephanie less sexy
/hell
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# no idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
# oh god capsicum
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# CAPSICUM ON YOUR FACE
I once had capsicum powder in my eye :(

Edit: Actually :) It was fun pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# *prepares fun pain parlour*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# SQUEEZE MY JUICY PEPPERS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Those are bell peppers. Bell peppers aren't hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
# You need to face the truth about these peppers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# these peppers are my life
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
# these peppers are delicious
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I'm very pleased with your progress.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
# can i offer you some peppers?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
# those are bell peppers. Bell peppers aren't hot.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
# you need to face the truth
about these peppers
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I'm very pleased with your progress.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# These peppers are delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
# as a matter of fact they are, she said
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
# maybe his peppers had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
# i was
refering to the colour of the pepper

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] The best thing to do with the biggest thing ever.


Sorry if it's been done already.
(Weazelmania, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
# definitely been done :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Shouldn't the flood filter have stopped that if it was accidental?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# OMFG IT'S WORSE THAN HURRICANE KATRINA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
# HURRICANN
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Oh YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
# MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# oops double post
Whats minimimum wage these days?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
# more than you can afford you scum
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
# whats that supposed to mean?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# imperialist rebel scum
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
# is that a type of biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# generally including custard
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# just checking
as long as we're on the same page :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# that's shit
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Effing web browser.
God damn mozilla! Sorry about the double post.
(Weazelmania, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
# i didn't think it was done before
....but I am SURE I've seen it at least one other time

**thinks hard**
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# The best thing to do with the biggest thing ever.


Sorry if its been done already.
(Weazelmania, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha
woo, not sure if its been done but this is the first time i've seen it
great post :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
#


Click for bigger (22 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Da da da dun
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
# bring it on bitch :)
ps: phwoar :D
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I'd do her in a thrice.
Spit spot.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I'd use my
spoonfull of sugar to get her medicine down.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I'd fly my kite
up to her highest height.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I'd feed her birds
and tuppence her bag.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I would have sex with her
in the missionary position in my bed.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
# You
filthy bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I know where I'd like to
pop-it-in her.

preferably mimsy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 12 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Rah
I would ride that lusty thing until Pluto has swept it's way into the starry distance; but I expect she's all old and stuff now

also: www.b3ta.com/links/Me_turning_a_page_of_a_personal_letter_of_Charles_Darwin




(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Rebranding exercise
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
# CAP-TAIN, JEAN-LUC-PI-CARD..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Captain Picard Is a Neo Nazi Skinhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
# MY LOVE, IS A FE-VER!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I could only find an m4a.
edit:hold on
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Q!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
# strawberry q q q q q q q q q q q q?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
# TEN Q BERRYMUCH
Tank Q Berry Much


Tenk Ewe Berry Much
Thank Q Berry Mulch
Thank You Very Mulch
Thank You Very Much
10Q Very Mucho
10Q VM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Anyone seen Star Trek yet? Saw it last week but...
Did anyone notice the barcode scanners they'd used as part of the set? I'm not entirely sure what they were for...
(tuwile, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I was too busy being blinded by the 5kw halogen spotlamps
I think JJ Abrams was just trying to give all the pale trek geeks a taste of sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I thought it was great...especially bones :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
# stocktaking
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Not to bombard like a noob but...


This one is not so much a masterpiece but more a play on words... And had I had the time and patience and resources, this could of been epic
(Weazelmania, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
# have!
could HAVE been epic. My GOD.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
# you shouldn't not of corrected him like that
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Whoah Nelly!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
# fuck off m3sential
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I don't believe anyone can mistake me for him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
# with your tooth and your m and your e
distinctly different
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
# M3 has 17 hamsters, I only have 15

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Is this like an arms race?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I like
ideas are for the decision makers, pretty things are for the lowly designers.
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
# would you believe
the piss of the mind?


sometimes you just have to scratch that itch :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Naked politicians ...
Haven't posted here for a while but here is a thing that I just did for my private blog thingy. I really enjoyed doing it, both sketching and inking. Don't put too much meaning into it :)



Click for bigger (113 kb)
(spinoza, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
# that's brilliant
so like Down on the farm, yet completely different!!1
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
# fixxed it
i've accidently blocked images from b3tards ...how i undo that on firefox? ta it was hidden
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Lovely lines sir,
lovely lines.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
# That's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Excellent!
Marvelous artiwork,
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
# very nice indeedy :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha, that is excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Nicely
Do a load and call it "G20: Director's Cut"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
# that's some excellent cartooning
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
# OBAMA COCKFEST
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Great work.
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
# haha ace
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
# i love it!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
# RAR I AM BE HAM


This is my definition of boredom
(I helped save b3ta! vigilante_18 WHO SENT ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?!?!, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Be careful
He might nom on you if you startle him too much
(I helped save b3ta! vigilante_18 WHO SENT ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?!?!, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
# *OH CHRIST, THE HAMZ ARE ANGREE!*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
# You know why?
He's honey glaized, and he's out for revenge!
(I helped save b3ta! vigilante_18 WHO SENT ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?!?!, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
# GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
# SNIPER UPDATE :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Why is he holding a giant cigar in the other hand?
Also: don't fuck this up like the Scout, Valve
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
# It's the new bow he gets.
I can't draw weapons.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Its a baguette
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
# To tempt the spah closer.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Snipers have bows now?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
# They will this week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I played Sniper the other day.
I was killed by a spy :(
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Stop staying zoomed in and move around more.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
# what a rubbish reindeer costume!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
# He he he i liked it so much, that i clicked it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Like Oprah? Like Dark Crystal? Then this is for you.


Looks like David, must be David.
(Weazelmania, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Very good. Welcome etc.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Well done. I think you should post that Strongbad picture too...
(Megamoss, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Blast from the
Christ... I wouldnt even know where that is anymore...
(Weazelmania, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Hmmm...
Horrendously enough, I think I may have it somewhere. And that Evan Sienfeld 'Safety Dance' thing. Thought I don't think that should be posted. Ever.
(Megamoss, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
# hooray!
it's TINGLEY time!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
# oy oy oyyyyyy
yay bovine
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
# HA!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Delightful indignation!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 12 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Happy candleday
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Day
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Congrats on not getting banned for three years
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Haha I fucking love this!
It's like British public: the comic
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
# ^I bought a painting from this fella
:P

Also, sweet japes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I only bought a sketch
It's on the wall in my kitchen, it's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
# :)
The best blades avoid the leaves
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
# :D Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
# :)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# False!
The octopus would win
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9A-oxUMAy8
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
# well hello!
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I think Tribs was responsible for this :)


And WOOOOO Micto, your vectors simply generate higher ground
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
# :)
raaather!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
# happy face
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Cor blimey
PERFECTION!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Well that's me sexually confused for life.
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
# NAKDE
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
# There's a face on her body
Which I now can't unsee.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
# hahahaha
me neither now!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# am I the only one who's noticed she's blue?
www.b3ta.com/board/9441155
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
# she don't look very happy
i43.tinypic.com/2wq5ufd.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Fair play.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
# i'm more worried about the duck behind that shower curtain
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Haha
at least she looks happy
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# small tits, massive cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Burger nips!
Actually I can see a face made of body parts there

edit: pindmiss
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Well, my sun dial is at high noon!

Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# :>
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
# as much as i like these
i'm at work
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
# fair play
good to be in employment during these tough times
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
# just got to careful with the F5s
and thanks for the 17 layers of sarcasm and irony :)
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
# :)
i didn't want to get into an art/porn argument
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
# You work with Muslim Nuns?
I didn't think such a concept was possible
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
# *monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
# He's the master of the university.... challenge.


Click for bigger (224 kb)

(Weazelmania, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Haha
Aaaaaaannnnnnsssssswwwwweeeeerrrrr the quessssssssssssttttiiiiioooooonnnnnn.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
# *i like this*
BULLET TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!

Path of Neo is better though.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
# OMG, PORTILLO IS EATING BABY ON BBC 2
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
# He got the lips for it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Fun Fact
It was his birthday yesterday :D
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 12 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
# excellent
come in.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 12 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
# good first post
wel com
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I've seen him about in town
He is really tall
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# sorry for tj
if you look at bbc news now there's gordon brown excusifying

he sounds like hal

/ oh, and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
# haha
hello , welcome to b3ta :D
great pic
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Cheers,
Cheers guys, thought this one might go down well, one of my better ones. Sadly couldnt think of a good tagline.
(Weazelmania, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
# MORE SPIES MUST DIE
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
# FISH HAT!
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post420534 - blatant advertising
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Didn't we do this as a subchallenge already?
Rocket propelled dogs perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# yeah but might as well do it properly :D
Thanks for reminding me to update my profile
b3ta.com/challenge/fontjokes/
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:15, archived)
# SPAH SAPPIN MAH SENTRY!
*click* take that, you dirty spah.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 12 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# *This has style*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# QUAGS, GLIM AND FEEP
exactly what I was looking for
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# CHUGGERNUT
From Waybo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I'll have some of that too
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Sweet head
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Yes they must :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:20, archived)
# If you draw a beak coming out of his ear, it'll look like a chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Foghorn Leghorn?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I nearly typed "CHICKEN HAT"
www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2007/1/14/12966_2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
# ha ha CHICKEN HAT!
(you dirty ninja you)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
# BOW AND ARROW
BOW AND ARROW

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I drew this yesterday night, while watching the House season finale.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Bread makes toast
why would you hate bread?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Hatebreed, silly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRLIpHK4NUU
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
# no i don't
i like bread
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Breed.
Breed, not bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# no thanks
i'm quite full from eating a kebab
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Well he has been
going through a quiet patch...
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Looks nothing like a house
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Well it's obviously a house.
Are you stupid?


x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
# YEs.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
# this is nice
but i'm too bored to show enthusiasm.
i'm going to watch telly instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Thank you.
Have fun with that. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I (aye), touch her up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# That's not you...
Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:13, archived)
# E gads
The I in that sentence is used for agreeing, as in yes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Oooooh,
okay. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:15, archived)
# It be Yorkshire speak, lass
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:17, archived)
# that's Aye, not I!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I willz type it how I likez
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Ooooooooh
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
# anyway, have a picture of a women with a small head
www.b3ta.com/board/9441057
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I don't know that I want to click that
what with the link saying NSFW and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
# It's a lady with almost every part of her body out of proportion.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
# it is wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:13, archived)
# THIS CAT IS A CHRISTIAN
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# HOO HAA
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I was not aware...
...that House was about lesbians. I have a new found interest in the show and think it is probably just lesbian lupus.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 12 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# The one on the left is a guy.
-_-;
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I kind of figured when I realized he didn't have boobs.
But I'd do him anyway, and I'm perfectly straight. Then again, he's an ugly girl... so maybe not. I thought maybe the medical condition was one that made the girl have no boobs and be ugly. And House was about to diagnose it and be like "YEAH. I AM FUCKING GREGORY HOUSE. I KNOW EVERYTHING. LOOK AT ME." but I guess not.

I think I'm going to have to think about this some more.

(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 12 May 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
# The girl is well drawn again. You're changing.
Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Thanks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Also, that guy is totally copping a feel.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
# He isn'tttt.
x]
I was trying to avoid it looking like that. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
# It's okay. Because he's really a girl.
SHE HAS A MEDICAL CONDITION BE MORE SENSITIVE FOR FUCKS SAKE. JEEZ.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 12 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Well, you can do hands ok
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Thanks!
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
# the hands are hand shaped
but the hidden elbow is anatomically dubious.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Why, because it's hidden?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
# it looks a bit like
she's chopped his hand off and stapled it to her shoulder :D

If you get an idea where their skeleton goes first, it'll be easier to make it look right, although bendy arms can be stylistic thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Yeahhh
it does look a bit like that. x]

Okay, I'll remember that. Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# :)
Good face today :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Great face today TYRA
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# pea from last week's gay shift because board is slow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# er
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# this is fucking sparta tonight
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Quantität nicht Qualität mein lieber Herr Gesangsverein
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
# i am so bored
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# yeh, me too
I ran 5km tonight though, so I'm getting stoned and eating boiled eggs and fish.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# haven't got stoned in weeks
the paranoia was creeping up on me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Nah, that was just men with knives under your bed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# ah, right
i thought i'd distracted them with peanut butter cookies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# It has always been in a dwarf trying to steal my feet, for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# It was always flying and not going very fast at all for me, more like swimming though thick air

Or looking at things in my bedroom, like a lightswitch. Then my view would zoom in incredibly fast, and I'd be looking at it from about half an inch away. I couldn't back up from it. Everything would become grainy and more or less black&white and the things started making a crackling, buzzing noise (seen Eraserhead? I hadn't then, but it was very much like it). Sometimes I'd even zoom in so far I'd see the molecules moving and making noise.
Then, my vision would zoom out in a microsecond and I'd view everything as if they were miles away. Light was very low by then and there were no colours anymore.
This happened a lot of times, for quite some years. And always while I was still awake and my eyes were open, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:10, archived)
# The dwarf was afterwards :), that lasted for 10 years
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:16, archived)
# p.s. those molecules are the white blood cells in your eyes floating about....
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# OMG get them out!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I still want a joint
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Do you realize that in your profile
it says Rappola vectored your pus?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# yes
it's scottish for "face"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I would have said have a wank, but not in your state
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Save that for you are better, it is always better after you have left it for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# true
plus, i'm spending a fortune on batteries
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# See, I'm very good at that, I have magic fingers with a wonderful touch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# you haven't seen the size of my fingernails
i'd eviscerate myself :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Huh
Good time to go and do a bit of work I think.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Everything is in order here.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# MINE PATAYTOE IST HAS CONFUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# is not pataytoe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# SOMEVUN HAST STOLEN MINE HAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# SCHWEINHUND!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Roger, Roger, what's our vector, Victor?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Looks like I chose the wrong week to give up glue sniffing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# JA!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# *hallucinates cocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# COX
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
# KKoK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# :P
Oh, Jennifer
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
# MOTHER FUCKING ZIGGY, WORK
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Ziggy?
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
# SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

Cheetos.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# This, is CNN.
Or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Make some more videos, please
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# FIRST, BOOZES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# wtf, google image search on trotsky is... O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Him in bed with an ice pick in his head :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
#
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Cor.
she's got a small head.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# I know, isn't it a wonderful picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# no more heroes anymore
whatever happened to you....
(EspressoFrog thanks ants... Thants !, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Smashy, you must be drunk
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# i fucking wish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# It's the face !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# auto faceswap!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I leave you two fellas alone for FIVE MINUTES!
Ahh, what the Christ..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# The Butcher . . . made'm do it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Yes, yes..hmm...ahhhh, ZESE GLANDS ARE IN WHOREDA, YOU MAY PASS..QVICKLY EWE SVIEN!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# awwww, he is taking his monkey out for a walk and they decided to have a picture taken
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
Have a pea :D

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# claaaaaaaaan!
bloonz am nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# POST YOUR ROCKET ANIMALS NAAAOW!

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post420534 click to win this weeks compo suggestion :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# VVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
# *does mazda advert impression*
zoom zoom zoom yeah yeah yeah zoom zoom zoom (or something like that)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
# :~)

(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
# or rocket penguins V knife monkies?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:13, archived)
# ROCKET HAM!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
# LA LD DER DER DER DER
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

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