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# Ning All!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)
# nnnst nnnst nnnst nnst
TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO
nnnst nnnst nnnst nnnst TECHNNOOOOOO
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)
# *throws shapes*
Ning Nev! How goes it in the land of broam?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)
# The land of broam is broamy indeed!
I am currently filling up with caffeine, and regarding the world in good humour. All is well
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
# HUZZAH!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
# on and on it rolls

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
# I just can't stop :(
Also, nice font matching ;)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Don't dont dont dont stop the beat
Can't cant cant cant control my feet
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Everybody! Move your feet I'm feeling naughty!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
# woooaaaah!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
# ;)
Would you like the algorithm?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Sounds of the Asian Dub Foundation !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# oi oi
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Saveloy!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# oh dear
nice terminator pic
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
# LASERS!!!
let the bandwagon roll!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
# They're all making me laugh a lot more than
LOL, Griffin is Hitler!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Anyone done a combined one yet?

Terminator
White nation
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
# I was thinking of Terminator: Aryan Nation
but then couldn't be arsed :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
# I'm still amased how shit the compo is.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
# To be fair,
it is the same as any competition. It is only as good as the effort you put in. However, who am I to complain about a lack of imagination ;)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I think yoiu can rate the quality of the compo by the ammount of entry's
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# It really isn't
It's far too brit-centered for my taste. At least most of the other compos are about something I have some idea about
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Well that is maybe a fair criticism,
but with a site that is mainly populated by Brits, it is always gonna happen I think.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Yeah, there have been some in the past

But I generally don't do compo entries anyway.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# morning.

I'm laying foundations today, gonna build a patio! :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Pumps and blasts, man!
Today is no day for patio making. You should be out enjoying the world, sucking up the sights and hydrating your eyes with malty water!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)
# this is true..
but If I really want some Fonzie socks, I have to work for them!....malty water will flow this afternoon :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Get some pipes, man!
And pour your malty water down them all afternoon. 'Tis too hot a day for malingering and fossocking around with patio slabs
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)
# frothy pipes of malt!
I'll only fossock till noon :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
# I'm getting a google delivered for my garden
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
# this is ideal
I looked in BQ, they only have a yahoo left :-/
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# I had to make do with three askjeeves' in the past, but I decided to splash out a bit now

Plus, a google can handle direct sunlight better
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# I had a Wolfram Alpha for a while
But I had to put it down as it bit the village idiot.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Dear Dog! Fonzie socks!

EDIT: If you're doing a patio, I've got some bodies I need to dispose of.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)
# !
no room for anymore bodies.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Why
do you need foundations for a patio?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Under patio heating?
Water feature plumbed into the mains?
Body disposal?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)
# what body?
we didn't burn him
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)
# not all gardens are level
and at the optimum height for Pimms and cucumber sarnies. :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Just checking
Carry on then. I've got a couple of tonnes of muck here if you want to make your levels up.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
# nice one!
we have use of a flatback van a week on saturday, that ok for you..how close to cumbria are you?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
# I'm not too far - Newcastle
Unfortunately the muck is on a building site we're working on in the midlands...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
# 'ning sir
my head hurts...*network bash sigh*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
# MULTIKILL
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
# I spent all night getting the power up and now I can't get passed the end level boss
:(
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
# haha wich game?
Currently playing STALKER & Fallout 3
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# I loved S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
but couldn't be arsed to finish the game!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# aaaaaahhhhahhhhah
I wants me some of them socks



AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)
# It's the Pottery Fonz!
Or is it an alternate kind of Fonz?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)
# zoinks!
it's like a budgie carved from a plum!
aaaaaaayyyyyy.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Well that's a fearful first thing to see in the morning!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Fuck me!
Those socks are awesome :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
# good luck on the patio
I did that a couple of months ago
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Ta man
congrats on your endeavour :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
# I love those socks
I want!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Haven't done one of these for a while
Thought I would.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)
# my haemoglobin looks just like that.
 
BAD BLOOD.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:47, archived)
# 120% Proof?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)
# like an egg stain on your chin.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)
# does anyone know where i can find some good porno online????
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:53, archived)
# Sell online and start making money
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:56, archived)
# OMG POST UR LOLGANGSTAS IN THIS THRED
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)
# Fo Shizzle!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)
# I've only got a couple of Snnooopps
 

 
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)
# Today is a good day

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:11, archived)
# FASTER!
 

 
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)
# I've got a Chike
you can ride it if you like
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)
# he's got a PhD and tenure at the University of Kentucky College of Communications and Information Studies to make him look good!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)
# I'VE GOT A POCKET FULL OF PRETTY GREEN
I'M GONNA PUT IT IN THE FRUIT MACHINE
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Testing
How odd. Couldn't post there for a minute.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)
# Endless supply there. They're both full of it!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)
# www.paddymcporningsons.com
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)
# There's porn online now??
What am I doing on here then???
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)
# there's plenty of tits on nightshift
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
# One eyed ewoks!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)
# I, for one,
am glad you did
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)
# JAMMIN ON THE D CHORD
 

 
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:39, archived)
# hahaha
For some reason I'm hearing, 'Ying Tong. Ying Tong. Ying Tong. Ying Tong. Ying Tong Tiddle-I-Poo!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:41, archived)
# there's a song that I recall my mother sang to me..
 
actually no, we had it on 45 with "I'm Walking Backwards For Christmas".
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)
# Sounds about right
it was a goon show one.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:44, archived)
# SHUT UP ECCLES
 
my father was a big fan so we had the shows on LP too
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)
# I'm hearing HABBA HABBA HABBA HABBA HABBA HABBA
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)
# D MAJOR D MAJOR D MAJOR OPEN CHORD D MAJOR DAMP THE E D MAJOR OPEN CHORD
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:43, archived)
# Yes but

I really should get one of those made up one day.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)
# ahhhhhhahhhahh fuck that's terrible
 
Is there a suspended second as well as the fourth, or is the open A damped?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:47, archived)
# I didn't make the chord map and I was aware on the inacuracy at the time
LEts just go for arpedgio excluding the fifth string.:P
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:11, archived)
# the joke's the thing.
 
Gsus lol
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)
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(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)
# I would be really clever if I knew what an inverted D+dominant 7+4th was called
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:56, archived)
# Barry
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)
# D12 I think.
I have no comedy response.

Cats outside are ready for lovin.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)
# A DISCORD.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:06, archived)
# No DATCHORD!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
# lolzez
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)
# LET FREEDOM RING

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:41, archived)
# you know how they've been working on face transplant surgery?
 
THIS IS WHERE IT LEADS MY FRIENDS
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)
# I want Angelina Jolie's face on John Goodman's mantits.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)
# THAT'S HOT
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)
# Yeeaaaah boooyeeeeee!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:43, archived)
# Do the Freebase two step, babby!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:46, archived)
# HUP HUP HUP
 

 
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:52, archived)
# Soooo, do you come here to hunt? Or just the dancing?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:56, archived)
# DANCE MAGIC DANCE
 
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:08, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:11, archived)
# Please don't stand in the way of SCIENCE
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:20, archived)
# MORE OF THIS FUCKING SHIT!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:24, archived)
# YAY!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)
# THAT'S ALL, FOLKS
 

 
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)
# Truly scary.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)
# EEP
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:43, archived)
# lol wut?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:23, archived)
# I have no idea really
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
Does she take it up the shitter?

I'm also glad that they're saying ng nor rg!

Anyway I've heard she was a crap lay.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)
# ahhhhh skeleton hands
 
I WILL NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF THIS
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Okay
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:44, archived)
# yay for penis's'es
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 6:49, archived)
# I CHOOSE PICTURE A
yayyyy
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 6:53, archived)
# Is A DickHead
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:02, archived)
# I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A TEST
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)
# so that lump on my back.. could be growing into a dick?
 
HELL YEAH
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 6:53, archived)
# A reacharound at last.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:02, archived)
# no-one's ever given me a reacharound.
 
AND I GIVE 'EM AWAY LIKE CANDY
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:05, archived)
# D!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 6:55, archived)
# Well, on me, it's ABCD combined
I also have one on my left foot.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 6:59, archived)
# YES MEDIOCRE WE KNOW YOU'RE A HIT WITH THE LADIES
christ
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:08, archived)
# BwaHahahahahahaha
HAW-hahahahahaha.

Sky zombie god says give the telepathic communications a rest for a minute.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
# That's why jamnog enjoyied you stepping over him so much?:P
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:08, archived)
# Pfft
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:08, archived)
# He has asked again to stay for next year's bash but I've had to tell him no.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:12, archived)
# Oh dear
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:21, archived)
# He's more than welcome to the bash
but I have enough to do on the day as it is without babysitting.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Don't worry, I can recommend an hotel very nearby
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:36, archived)
# hahaha
How was it in the end? I think you can accurately summise a hotel by it's breakfast and the state of it's toilets.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)
# Toilets were okay

Breakfast was very simple, but okay overall. They were having difficulties with their coffee machine, so we ended up going out for coffee after breakfast every day anyway.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:46, archived)
# D.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:03, archived)
# E! In my sock draw!
'ningles all.

Anyway I wouldn't call a rasher of bacon an organ.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:06, archived)
# Trust you to be difficult riverghost
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:13, archived)
# eggcup
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:17, archived)
# Ooof
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)
# APearoast......WORSHIP HIMMMMMMMM!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 6:11, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 6:21, archived)
# this is the picture I was actually looking for but yeah
 

 
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 6:35, archived)
# .
This guy thinks he is a GANGSTER. He doesn't even know what a gangster is. He thinks that taking a woman to a "hARRY pOTTER MOVIE" Is gangster. what a CHAV.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 6:47, archived)
# Harry Potter books should not even be read by children.
 
They really are that bad.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 6:47, archived)
#
and Micheal shouldn't take ANYONE to any movie.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 6:56, archived)
# I would turn him down point blank!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 6:58, archived)
#
A-frikem-men
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:05, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 5:25, archived)
# Faster!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 5:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 5:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 5:34, archived)
# Hahahaha

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 5:38, archived)
# :D What's that from?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 5:48, archived)
# I don't quite remember
But the chick did that in every freaking scene.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 5:53, archived)
# also I made another wish when I was at the first shrine
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 5:41, archived)
# BLOODY FAIRY!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 5:42, archived)
# ULTIMATEGAYSTRIKE
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 5:49, archived)
# Rocktalk
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:44, archived)
# ROCK LOLZ!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:49, archived)
# Ha ha!
Aw, poor bored rock
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:50, archived)
#
Chike Anyaegbunam, University of Kentucky School of Journalism and Telecommunications assistant professor, has been named the national project director for the National Agricultural Tractor Safety campaign. Image and video hosting by TinyPicThis 24-month national research project is the first phase in the design of a nationwide effort to promote farm tractor safety and the use of rollover protective structures (ROPS) and seat belts on farm tractors. This project is funded by the National Institute of Occupational Safety and Health, under the Center for Disease Control and Prevention. This research project will reach out to grassroots farmers and farm community leaders in Kentucky and eight other geographically diverse states. The project will use community-based participatory research as a means of involving farm community members in the development and evaluation of a tractor safety social marketing campaign. “Through this program, we seek to involve farmers in the development of a national campaign to promote tractor safety in the United States,” said Anyaegbunam. The UK Southeast Center for Agricultural Health and Injury Prevention was selected as the coordinating center for the 36 focus groups that will be used in the research phase. UK was chosen as the lead institution for this project based on the successful work it already completed under the ROPS 1 and ROPS 2 projects that developed, field tested and evaluated several messages and strategies for promoting roll over protective structures for farm tractors. Anyaegbunam, a native of Nigeria, has been involved with numerous research projects. He received his bachelor of arts in journalism and mass communication and a minor in international relations from the University of Nigeria in 1975. He then attended the University of Iowa, wher

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 5:02, archived)
#
I hate the gayshift
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Tractor safety concerns everyone.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 5:37, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 5:43, archived)
# BRRRRM BRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM
 

 
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 5:42, archived)
# OH CHIKE, WHERE ART THOU
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Scrolling-down-impressedness
*clicky*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Ok, since I've hit a wall with my epic new shitrags post, here is a teaser for the fans

Since the last post of this saga, I have lost my job and retreated to one room in my house. Shitrags block has been demolished and there is a portaloo on the exact spot the original wheelie bin used to reside. The internet is my only real connection to the outside world, even when I go outside I feel alone. There isn't a large enough crowd to make me feel like there is life outside my body. I never feel safe.

I have sought many solutions to this but each seems to make me worse - my mind is occupied by nothing aside from shitrags and johnny homeless, taunting me in my dreams. I knew I needed to get away from this place, but where to go? It was around this time that a friend who is now living in Tokyo got in touch.

I got my ticket and headed over. We had some great nights out but no amount of shoju could erase what I had become. Something at the back of my mind was telling me that there was more I could discover in this city than there was living nextdoor to shitrags block.

Towards the end of my first week I made a visit to Yoyogi Park, near Harajuku. It was tranquil but there was a certain stench in the air. I initially put it down to my own paranoia but after following the smell for a hundred meters or so I realised why it had struck such a chord with me - there was a shrine in front of me and a public toilet next to it which had been closed for repairs. I knew I was here for a reason.

As I entered the shrine I came across a wishing tree. People from around the world put their wishes for good health and fortune on this tree and the monks would read the wishes to the spirits once a week.



I knew what had to be done, so I paid my money and left my wish, with the guarantee that the monks would read my request to the spirits. I think I might have scared the monk a little bit but he assured me repeatedly that my wish would be read.



I went away from the shrine as the smell was stirring up all sorts of emotions that I was not prepared to deal with. I went back to the hotel and tried again to erase my memories with cheap rice whisky.

A week and a half later I was coming to the end of my trip but I was still none the wiser. I knew that there was more to my journey than to let off steam but I was still unable to join all the dots.

By this time I had changed hotels and was staying in Ueno. I went to Ueno park and chanced upon another shrine. I knew that I had to try one more time - maybe the last monk was lying when he said he'd read it to the spirits. Maybe the last monk was in on the whole thing and was just leading me away from Johnny Homeless. Maybe I'd scared the monk a little bit too much and he took my wish down.



At this point I had only one day left in Tokyo so I went out for Korean Barbecue with my friend. I drank so much that I don't remember getting back to the hotel and barely made my flight back home.

My journey has helped me reboot my brain and now I am chasing this mystery with the same fervour I had when I started out, but it has also left me with more questions than answers.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:09, archived)
# also for those of you who haven't read my saga
shitrags.blogspot.com/

start from the post at the bottom and work your way up
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:11, archived)
# Shitrags, more questions than answers --in an unquestioningly unanswerable world.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:22, archived)
# we have all at some time been affected by this saga. It must be very difficult for you to deal with.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:41, archived)
# For me, shitrags has been a source of humor. Little did I know there was a more serious side.
I would call it an obsession, but somehow it seems more like you care about Johnny.

I've got a thing about sounds. I've spent the last fifteen years searching for a place that is silent. Maybe there's something about your nose and my ears that we could learn from.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:43, archived)
# Christ on a bike.
I've read a lot about how PTS can be triggered by a smell (olfactory
sense being the most acute) but this is out of the park. The prospect
of that being someone's life, or end of it. Not something you can
exactly deal with through "exposure therapy" either.

I just heard about an old lady down the way who was found dead in her
house, she could have been there for months. I go past that house most
days.

When my dad died it was weeks before they found him (he died 2 days
before Christmas). Clearing out his flat was abysmal. There were 20
or so empty cans of Tennent's Super next to his chair and a half
finished crossword on the table in front of him. He had a duodenal
ulcer which burst and he bled to death on the floor. The police must
have treated the mess but it was still harsh. It smelt like sherry.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:51, archived)
# Got a light?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:41, archived)
# What?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)
# fucking MyLiveBeNetworkBook cunts
Not directed at you, Davethefan, I just really hate all that social networking pish.
Have a smiley fox anyways.
Smiley fox
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:50, archived)
# ahhh walkies foxy
nights/mornings all
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Actually, RIS?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:50, archived)
# 4chan branded rolling papers
 
they're 1 1/2 length, with pictures of dead babies printed on them
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:01, archived)
# irc flamethrowers are next
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:12, archived)
# The B3ta Bell-end Curve
B3ta Bell-end curve

bindun?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I see two cocks
 
ANYBODY SHOULD BE HAPPY WITH THAT
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Of course you see two cocks.
The flaccid one between yr legs, and the pink steel ramming in and out of your gob.

/unnecessary insult blog
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
# oh shit, is my cam still on?
 
MMMNNGNGNNNFFF
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)
# it's not gay though because balls aren't touching
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
[challenge entry] No! My right.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
# I'm wearing one of those now
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
# stop stealing my nighties!
fuck it, i'm off to bed. g'night, all you b3ta peoples!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
# fuck it
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
# The love of her lifetime awaits

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
# i've no friends in pictures : (
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
# !
Her friends take advantage that she is frozen in time and space to have fun.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
# shes wouldable
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
# how dare that hussie!
shaking her clavicles like that --- for shame
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
# That's rather sexy
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
# if she was naked it would be double sexy
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
# she was 15 when that was done I think
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
# If she is not 15 anymore
then I would.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
# you should be ok now
thats quite old
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
# *spits tea over screen*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
# pwned!
whew. glad i didn't say nothin

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)
# yeah you didnt say anything but you did something :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)
# doh!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Awwww, how sweet!
Mr & Mrs Average, and little Clive, approve wholeheartedly.

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
# What disturbs me
is that those heads are from a dead pig.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
# What disturbs me
is that they're still allowed to vote.

*EDIT* btw... Scolari to Uzbekistan? Really? Is this true? What's your take on it?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
# what disturbs me is they are both aloud to still
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
# OMG The Reviews of this T-Shirt on Amazon!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
# what are you
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
# have we got a new troll to play with?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
# trollz
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
# now my shirt a guy on another forum reviewed it
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
# did he burn your neck?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
#

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
# YES!
But how does it smell?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
# this is precisely how I view the world
 
WOO
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
# You know, this reminds me of an old chinese proverb, literally translated, it goes like this:
PBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPPBPBPB.

Which is obvious, and requires no explanation.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
# WHO OPENED THE DOOR AAAGH
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
# "Don't you open that
CRAP DOOR!"
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
# What are you like la?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:32, archived)
# hello b3tqa I may be slightly drunk

*collapses*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Quick, somebody Hutchence it for da laydeez!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)
# god, no!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Are you da appointed spokesperson for da laydeez, Smash?
Or is that merely an expression of personal preference, and not necessarily the collective opinion of da laydeez as a whole?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)
# i speak for all right-minded peoples*
*may contain traces of lie and nuts
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Ah. Allergies.
OK.

Personally, I'd laugh like a drain at video footage of the undignified deaths of rock stars who some women inexplicably go for.

Because I'm a twisted, embittered bald hunchback with smoking, drinking and swearing habits to support.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
# this is a good thing
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
#
*swiftly marries Smash while she isn't looking*

Look, it'll make our mums happy, OK?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
# bringing you the original carradine post
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)
# i just saw your papa roach post thingy
that was criminal
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
# whose post?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
# someone who wasn't me guv honest
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)
# ahahaha great post on a sucky band
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
# ahhhahhhah
 
maybe I should make that Carradine picture I was thinking of after all
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
# fuckspuds!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
# "fuck spuds"
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)
# FUCK SPUDS!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)
# what are we having for dinner
fucked spuds
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
# FUCK SPUDS ARE THE SPUD YOU CAN FUCK AND ARE A SPUD THAT YOU CAN FUCK.
FUCK SPUDS.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)
# fuck those spuds, baby!
they keep looking at me with their little soil eyes.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
# fasta i sez!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
# ARGHHH!!!!!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Hahaha,
now with added epilepsy.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Wow.
That's good and bad for so many reasons, I think I've just bust me valve.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Yeah,
fuck 'em.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)
# There is no escape!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
# *hums road to nowhere*
fuck, i'm going to have that stuck in my head for days now
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
# .02 that shiat!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
# OCTOSHIT!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)
# fuck spuds fuck spuds fuck spuds
yeah
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
# YEAH BABY, YEAH
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Dog
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
# WORSE THAN HITLER.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
# cat dog, even
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Alone in the world with a little CatDog.
Man, I hope they were the lyrics anyway.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)
# ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURRR
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)
# hahaha i searched youtube for the theme tune and found this guy
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
# and now you're posting pictures that quite clearly aren't yours.
well done, you. nobody's ever made it on to my ignore list so quickly.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)
#
CatDog is an American animated television series which was first broadcast on October 4, 1998 with the last show airing on July 24, 2004. The series was created for Nickelodeon and created by Peter Hannan. It was also shown as a sneak peek in theaters with The Rugrats Movie. The series depicts the life of conjoined un-identical brothers with one half being a Cat while the other a Dog. It is often rated: TV-Y in the United States.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Hamtucher
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Which game system do you own? (pic)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
# i may be wrong
but that appears to be a link. people here on /board can get more than a little testy if you post links here instead of on the links board.
just a heads up
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)
# This one is the best!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
# holy crap is that the time?
g'ntie b3ta!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
# ntie
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Oh man, I'm totally going to call you a prick for not posting this on /links.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
# /links is right there

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Hi, Fred!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
# well, if it isn't Fred
...the helpful /links indicating rubbish tin!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)
# this is my game system, motherfucker
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
# I want this more than anything
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
# version 2
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)
# GO, JELLYFISH, GO.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)
# That am a
lully thing !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
# i likes this, i does
much better than the shite those aliens keep doing
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# thanks
still getting the hang of it :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Phwoar.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
# I hate jelly fish,
but I like that.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)
# bloody alien students!
all pissed up

smearing our wheat with jellyfish!

political correctness gone mad it is!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

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