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# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Hahahahah...
Nicely sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Nice one sir :)
He will always be a clown and clowns must be killed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# That sentence also works if you replace clown with 'Gordon Brown'
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# kill all the clowns, and gordon brooooown
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# He can continue being a clown when he gets kicked out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9JeBfDdxVs
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I love that
I am looking forward to Psychoville on Thursday, I love macabre humour
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
#
I think we should all try and get along guys
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Cunt off you cocking fucksucker!!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
# this is a valid observation
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Clowns are pure evil
and a medieval representation of the devil
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I think they're more a medieval representation of what the devil would be
if the devil was a painted mongtard.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# As long as they get shot in the head, I aint fussed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# :D
There's a huge thunderstorm brewing over Norwich at the moment.

Hooray! I love lightning!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Send it towards Reading please
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# *puts on weather control gloves*

*points west*



"Oi Stormy! That way!"
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Thank you sire :)
Gah, it is going to be 21'c tomorrow and I have to do a concrete run, which will last about 3 hours :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
#
we've got one too, here up North. Good job, since the chair I'm on is leather, and I have fused to it because of the heat. Me and this dead cow hide are now one.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I've not go to the point of being naked
I will be after my shower
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# And I will be waiting in your drain
Watching. Waiting.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# That's very cleverly done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# pfft
bit on the quirty side to be honest...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I'm so bored
I should go home but I can't be arsed to get out of my chair
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# i have a similar problem
plus, it's raining like a bastard here and my optimism made sure I left the house without a jumper or jacket this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# ..
Well they're some sad things known to man
But ain't too much sadder than
The tears of a Brown
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# naaaaa na naaaa nana naaaaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaaa nanana nanana
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Awwww!
Poor Sad Clown Brown :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Slow board today
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I read that as "slow beard today"...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# My beard is also slow today
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Maybe I should grow a beard like Ras
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Walken - Texas Ranger
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Me like that.
Hardassness times by 2
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I just said "BNPMP" out loud.
It made me laugh at Mr G
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I'm sure that it did.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# hahahaha :D
I love the Walken, he is my famous dad :)

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# have a pea from Friday, as it so dead here

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# A pea you say? Good idea! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
# hahaha :)
Why is it so bastard dead here?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# It's too hot to shop anything new today :(

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Too hot? It's been pissing with rain most of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# The sun always shines in the South East :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# from the 24th that's where I'll be... beside the sea :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Fuck yeah! Sussex person here.
Sweaty Sussex person.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# It has been a lovely day
But then I have been sat on a digger all day digging a trench
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# There was a suicide pact made just after 4 o'clock.
90% of b3ta took an overdose of blue pills.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# ah right
Was get paranoid that I had done some thing and was being ignored
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# because b3tas shit now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# it's good....
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha. Have a very shit Walken with Dinosaurs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Walken looks a little like Goldman
Friends...

Loyfecycle!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# that would actually be a pretty kickass show
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bless him, he's got overtones of bad-tranny-lipstick syndrome.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha,i love the expression on walkens face, its kinda like
"oh and you think that funny do you"?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Yeah, because a man who wears that outfit is straight....
Chuck Norris? Pah. I could beat Chuck Norris.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I'd pay a Euro to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# *mwah* G'night, lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# *owly joys*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Kissy owls :D
Night all, see you tomorrow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
# That I can believe
But could you beat Christopher Walken in Sleepy Hollow?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Yeah, easily
They film quiet a bit of that about 5 minutes from me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Art tiem now?


Click for bigger (284 kb)

worked on a sketch i did a week ago. Based it on an amazing work in the space marine codex, which was black and white. took about an hour or so, just for the heck of it
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Awesome
Space Marine's been using the tiny head code
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# they actually look like that normally.
bloody armor makes them look out of proportion
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# They should rethink their armour then
Normal head armour works for Samus
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# This is not graffiti.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Maybe his head had just shrink?
Me likey. Woopic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I like it :)
War Hammer 40k
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# next time...
im leaving the helmet on...
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Well now - here's a thing.
A badly-drawn, poorly-executed, cliché-ridden* thing all the same, but still a thing.


*Contains lies
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# You just can't beat a soldier
who has shins bigger than your torso
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# still a bit crap at animations, but I've made it and I'm damn well going to post it
Muffs Dive

Muffs, diving

(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Nicely done :)
Hello all :)

I have had a damn good day :D

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# It's raining, I'm damp, and I still don't have a job.
On the other hand, I have a jar of Nutella and a spoon, so who cares?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I have Nutella, I had to put it in the microwave to soften it up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Blimey, where do you live?
Greenland?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I put it in the fridge, took it out and it was rock solid :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# dancey slashy headphones
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] DOWN THE HATCH
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# It;s the new age waterboarding
Drowning out your ass!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# *holds donkey under water*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# aha...exhibit 'A'...
...*files*.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# crumbs
also in case you didn't feel angry and wanted to be
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Back to the days of the Sheriff of Nottingham,
arresting the peasants for killing the king's meat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Well if Prince Harry is allowed to shoot them...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
#
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I don't know why the farmer is so unhappy
it's only what would have happened to them at the abatoir anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# a farmer generally wants to keep his bulls for longer than 18 months
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# to breed more cows
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# No.
He uses bought in semen and not his own stock.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# That's a large BBQ to be planned at such short notice, what if it rains?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# boef a la umbrella
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Woh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I need a knife, a fork and ticket to Edinburgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I get a bit worried about how upset people get about animal cruelty
I mean i'm not going to pretend that people shouldn't be upset by it but sometimes i think people lose perspective.

I don't get why people think it's ok to say that people who are cruel to animals should be killed. Maybe that animal was cruel to other animals, what then?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Also,
I would happily catch and kill a pheasant or a rabbit. What about a deer?

I am wondering what the legalities are here - killing a 2 day old fawn by hitting it over the head and stamping on it would be pretty quick and I would possibly suggest legal on common ground?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I think it would be a cause for concern in the story posted above - this clearly wasn't because the kids were hungry and desperate
how that translates into law-speak i don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# How about course fishermen?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# they don't usually kill the fish, do they?
animals are generally more cruel to each other than we are (except for our indirect efforts like removal of habitat etc)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Which seems far worse to me
than catching them to kill them.

Murderers seem better than torturers.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
# it is an odd one
but lets face it, they weren't doing it in order to consume it afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# No,
but then I do not eat rats, yet I am allowed to put down poison.

(I do not)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# if the boys killed the fawn quickly and then ate it becasue they were starving then it would be fine
but they just killed it for their own entertainment.

My first thought was that they were budding psychos, but could all 3 of them be?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Hmm.
How about culling? Where is the diffference between farmers who shoot dozens of rabbits and do not eat them?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I should stress that i do not approve of killing things for fun.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# that wouldn't be considered 'cruel' if they were killing it quickly and eating it (at least not unneccesarily cruel)
and yes there is usually a ringleader when a group of kids do something stupid
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I tend not to assume that as human my life is more important than all others...
...then just work backwards from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# i tend to assume that as me my life is more important to me
and i'm pretty sure everyone and everything is on the same page
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# This makes sense....to a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Gottle of geer...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Wood.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# You see what I did there?
It is a mannequin and I . . .

Oh forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# A ventriloquist act with 2 dummies!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Ba-dum-tish!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# should I try the veal?
for which portion of the week will you be here?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I wouldn't...


Ronald: Don't Shush me!
Basil Fawlty: Sorry, but the veal is in fact off, well it was never really on quite honestly that’s a misprint.
Ronald: A misprint?
Basil Fawlty: Yes, it should say um... Eel.
Ronald: Eel Escalope?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Mmmmm.... eel escalope.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# It'd be like watching a Jeff Dunham DVD
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Hahahahah...
Brown fingers! *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Stop being so damn good!!!!! *



don't - you're bloody ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# :D
Hallo Freebs!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# would anyone buy my new invention called the spitter shitter
it is like a water pistol used to shoot your spit directly onto dog poos
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Bindun!
www.goo-poo-gun.com/spitwad.html
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I'm glad to see that this link was a fake
i was concerned that i might not be able to achieve the success that this product will bring
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# where's your other hand?...
...HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# haha
I love his shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Hee hee!
"I gucking hake gack geeple"
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# crikey
 
so simple, yet eerily effective.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Is that jimmy Carr on the roght there?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] It sort of made itself.


Thom Yorke is obviously much nicer than Mr Griffin

Also, have we all seen this? is.gd/12wwB (we have).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Essex grandma.
I'd like some 20ps for the dryers please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I was going to do Gordon Brown,
but then I saw this:

www.ukoptometry.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/gordon_brown.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# ...every meal on expenses, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a chance for Iraqi protests
Ah LOVE the corps houses of parliament.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Many thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# That's rather jolly good!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Thank you.
I do strive to please on occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# too good
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I think the pressure's getting to Gordon...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# hahahahaaaarrgghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# He has nick griffin's eye.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# HOLY...
...SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Aargh!
Kill, fire, hammers, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Improvement!
Fornicating Baboon that he is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# ARSEFACE!
This is the arseface makeup for Preacher, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# isn't arseface a fucking awful song by some sort of emo selfharm band?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Not a clue
he's a character in my favourite comic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# as good as this one?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# That is lovely
but I'm afraid I've loved Preacher for a very long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Olivia is Jolanthe's cartoon alter-ego.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# It IS lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# yay for preacher
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# i sadly like olivia
and her little bother :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# That's it Cap'n
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Just ate some sharp sherbert.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# i don't think the pressure is getting to him enough
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# i don't mean this as an 'i mean him harm' thing i am just saying that if the pressure was more evenly distributed his face wouldn't contort so horribly
so if you think that i'm saying this as an 'i mean him harm' thing then guess what buster, i am not
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Gronkpan would never stand on a dandylion purposefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# it's true
i mean sometimes hey i just gotta walk someplace but it's never with the goal of standing on dandelions.

standelions
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
fucking superbly done. I love your facemashes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Thanks Broonie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# oh my god
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Thanks Barbie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
what's that gurgling out?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# eugh
well done tho'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Brown's let himself go a little
It's an improvement.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# fry up accident?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# warning kids: don't play with fire
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# If I'm right, not that Manley has or will answer me
it's SFX makeup for the character of Arseface in Preacher, who shot himself in the face when Kurt Cobain died, but survived.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Crikey!
Ninj, that's proper horrid!
I love it...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Thanks Moley!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# i think thats the face of the guy who shot himself in the face with an automatic rifle while high on crytal meth
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# yay
i think arseface's face should be more fucked up than that.lets face it - he blew his face of with a shot gun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# IT'S RICO DREDD!!!
am I right or what?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
# noon
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Hehe...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Oh my.
*spang*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This hasn't had nearly enough attention. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Very clever
Have a click.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Keith Harris and Keith, appearing at an end of pier show near you...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# THANK FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
And also: AAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Bloody hell that's fab!
The quality of the image matches the quality of the work *Clicks* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# The do say you start to look like your pets..
but...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# bloody hell
that's really very good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# :'((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Mr Ladies-Upper Body-Crockery, in what way does this upset you?
Or am I reading your sqiggles incorrectly?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# >_<
o
  3
o
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Nope, no idea what that means.
I'll leave you to it. Sorry to bother.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Haha! My emotes bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like, 'you wanna play cards?'
Damn right, I wanna play cards - I can beat you - I've got Charizard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# *racks brain*
Now hang on - I think I know what that might be..

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# *smileface*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I shall use my new special clap to you Sir!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Awwww.... he's lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# He appreciates good Orville Art!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# MMNNNNUURRGGGRHHHGGFFFFLLLl*dribble*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
# You make me laugh
I Love You.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I believe you have my stapler
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# i love you right back, buster
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
# HaHaHa!
"My name's Bill Decker, and I'm a murderer".
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Hee!
Awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Beautifully done, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# i bet he's a nonce
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# good job!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Awww.
I wanna stroke it!
Does it bite?
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# forgot the fangs!...
...DAMN!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# even more : D
images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/14/128737276543346998.jpg
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# ha ha...
...perfect match!...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Haha, good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Oh please no
say it isn't true.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHa!
This is great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha
fucking hell that's terrifying. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Fucking no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# My poor eyes :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# My poor employment...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Did I miss a nawty?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Click the link, snugglybum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I for one welcome our evil mod overlord censoring!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I get back from Download festival, sunburnt and broken and this is the first thing I see?
FUCK YOU, INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# *facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# No.
Michael Tritter is a recurring character in the medical drama series House, portrayed by David Morse. He is the main antagonist of the third season, which ran between 2006 and 2007. Tritter is a police detective, who tries to get Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie) to apologize for leaving him in an examination room with a thermometer in his rectum. After House refuses to do so, Tritter researches House's background and discovers the doctor's Vicodin addiction. Tritter turns people close to House against him and forces House to go to rehab. When the case ultimately comes to court, the judge sentences House to one night in jail and finishing his rehabilitation, telling Tritter that she believes House is not the drug addict he tried to make him out to be. The character was created as somebody who could go "toe-to-toe" with House. Morse, who had never seen the show before, was unsure if he would portray the character and was not impressed after familiarizing himself with the show. The excited reaction of his friends to the acting opportunity finally convinced him to take the role. Initial critical responses to the character were mostly positive, but critics later felt that the seven-episode Tritter story arc became "boring". However, Morse was praised for his portrayal, and gained an Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series Emmy Award nomination for his appearance in the episode "Finding Judas". Morse stated in a 2006 TV Guide interview that, although he had discussed it with writers of the show, bringing the character back on the show would be "practically impossible".
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# However...
Bless This House centres around life in Birch Avenue, Putney, where travelling stationery salesman Sid Abbott and his wife Jean live with their teenage children, Mike, who is fresh from art college and more preoccupied with protests than finding a job, and Sally, a trendy schoolgirl. The children are 18 and 16 years old at the start of the series. Sid and Jean constantly battle to comprehend the permissive ways of the new generation and are usually out of touch. Their neighbours and best friends are Trevor and his wife Betty.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Ahh, yes but you omitted to mention
Victor Aller, American pianist, born March 26, 1905 in New York City, died May 1977 in the area of Los Angeles, California. He had a successful career behind the scenes in the film industry, and he taught piano in Hollywood, where his students sometimes included actors preparing to depict musicians on screen. His present fame, however, rests primarily on his performances in acclaimed 1950s-vintage Capitol Records recordings with the Hollywood String Quartet, including accounts of piano quintets by Brahms, Franck, and Shostakovich and the Brahms piano quartets.
Aller had family and professional ties to the quartet. His sister, Eleanor Aller, was its cellist, and her husband, Felix Slatkin, was its first violinist. They and the other quartet members were all musicians with the Hollywood studios of the era, and Victor Aller was the orchestra manager at Warner Bros. during the 1940s; by 1949, his hourly earnings amounted to $19.95 according to company records.
Among Warner films in which Victor Aller had direct input were The Beast with Five Fingers and the biographical picture Song Without End. For the former, he made a piano arrangement for left hand of the Chaconne from J.S Bach's Violin Partita in D minor, and, according to a press release, he spent 200 hours training actor Victor Francen in proper technique. For the latter, he provided technical instruction to Dirk Bogarde, who played the leading role of Franz List.
Aller's musical heritage lives on with relatives in succeeding generations. His daughter is concert violinist Judith Aller, a student of Jascha Heifetz; his nephew, son of Felix Slatkin and Eleanor Aller, is noted American orchestra conductor Leonard Slatkin.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# but only if...
Earl "Fatha" Hines became the star of Chicago with his Grand Terrace Cafe band and began to broadcast live from The Grand Terrace nightly coast-to-coast across America. Meanwhile in Kansas City and across the Southwest, an earthier, bluesier style was developed by such bandleaders as Benny Moten and, later, by Jay McShann and Jesse Stone. Big band remotes on the major radio networks spread the music from ballrooms and clubs across the country during the 1930s and 1940s, with remote broadcasts from jazz clubs continuing into the 1950s on NBC's Monitor. Radio was a major factor in gaining notice and fame for Benny Goodman, the “Pied Piper of Swing”. Soon, others challenged him, and “the battles of the bands” became a staple at theater performances featuring many groups on one bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# You say that, but
Sulzberger Bay (77°0′S 152°0′WCoordinates: 77°0′S 152°0′W) is a bay between Fisher Island and Vollmer Island, along the coast of Marie Byrd Land. Discovered by the Byrd Antarctic Expedition on December 5, 1929, and named by Byrd for Arthur H. Sulzberger, publisher of the New York Times, a supporter of the Byrd expeditions in 1928-30 and 1933-35.
The Sulzberger Bay indents the front of the Sulzberger Ice Shelf (77°0′S 148°0′W), an ice shelf about 85 miles (137 km) long and 50 miles (80 km) wide bordering the coast of Marie Byrd Land between Edward VII Peninsula and Guest Peninsula. The ice shelf was observed and roughly mapped by the Byrd Antarctic Expedition (1928-30). Sulzberger Basin (77°0′S 152°30′W) is an undersea basin on the central Ross shelf named in association with the Sulzberger Bay.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I can only conclude with
Cosmic strings, if they exist, would be extremely thin with diameters on the same order as a proton. They would have immense density, however, and so would represent significant gravitational sources. A cosmic string 1.6 kilometers in length may be heavier than the Earth. However general relativity predicts that the gravitational potential of a straight string vanishes: there is no gravitational force on static surrounding matter. The only gravitational effect of a straight cosmic string is a relative deflection of matter (or light) passing the string on opposite sides (a purely topological effect). A closed loop of cosmic string gravitates in a more conventional way. During the expansion of the universe, cosmic strings would form a network of loops, and their gravity could have been responsible for the original clumping of matter into galactic superclusters.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# You win.
Cosmic Strings trump everything.

Apart from Crème brûlée, that is.

Crème brûlée (crème brulée in L'Orthographie 1990)[1] (French for "burnt cream"; pronounced /krm brule/ in English, IPA: [km byle] in French), burnt cream, crema catalana, or Trinity cream is a dessert consisting of a rich custard base topped with a layer of hard caramel, created by caramelizing sugar under a broiler, with a butane torch or other intense heat source, or by pouring sugar on top of the custard. It is usually served cold in individual ramekins.
The custard base is normally flavoured with just vanilla, but it can be enhanced with chocolate, a liqueur, fruit, etc. Sometimes the hardened sugar on top will be caramelized, by igniting a thin layer of liqueur sprinkled over the top.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# He was good, but I wanted to deck him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
# David Morse was better in
The Long Kiss Goodnight.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOON ON ON ON ONO
edit: hooray to teh mods!

who are you today's mystery mod?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# It's me*!
All give me presents and stuff. Now :)


* it's not really me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
*runs off with present*

EDIT: Oh. A severed hand :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Was that where I left it D:
That means I've given my ex a box of choccies.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# YOU?
bet it's not.

right then - prove it - mod this extremely nsfw image...


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# OK!
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# MOD IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# It's borked my powers
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
# it's not me because i was never a mod
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# porno bust!...(dayshift is now the gayshift)...

(and gayshift will now be known as 'Supercoolfuntime').
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
# That sounds pretty gay dude
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# actually...
...it's quite the opposite.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# shame the same fucking idiots post on dayshift
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I can remove the logos if thats a problem for you guys?
Nick griffin=bukaki? no?
(mr pinkeye afk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Vin Diesel IS Telly Savalas...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Tonight Matthew
I'm going to be....
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# My ex boyfriend's brother Mike.
Spitting image.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Sorry Missus...
...I know how you hate him so ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# :D s'alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Mike was in Spitting Image?
Goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Don't be silly, he couldn't read the scripts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# A tad pedestrian in the brain-work department, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Their father wrote his letters to us from jail phoenetically.
Mike took after him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# 0_0
OK, I'm reading that pretty loud and clear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# It's terrible, being in a house of fully grown men
and at 17 being about twice as intelligent as the lot of them combined.

This is my trumpet. Tooty-toot-toot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# And that's a fine tune, too.
:)

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# *cuddles*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I was just about to shop Cher Guevara
but I just looked on Google and it's been done about a brazillion times.

So I'll settle for saying "WOO" to you, and get back to work.

WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Ta Barbie
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Sonny Myung Moon?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Uncle Tel!
what have they done to you uncle?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# *awards self today's "I Knew It Was You" badge*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hahahahah...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# There was just a clap of thunder, afternoon storm yays!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha! What on earth...???
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] o_0
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Best film EVAAAHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# The Holy Grail was better
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# this
*tries to resist temptation to quote*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# oooh, controversial!
I love Holy Grail too, but Brian wins for the extra Jesus mockery, and for
"You're all individuals!"
"Yes! We're all individuals!"
"I'm not!"

...and I'm not going to quote any more, for that way madness lies
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# once upon a time
MPFC would get you keelhauled round these parts.

*points to rude parts*

*puts falsies back in*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# MPFC?
I had to Google MPFC, but now know that you mean the Madhya Pradesh Financial Corporation.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# That's the one!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# "Goddammit Jim, I'm not a DOCTOR, I'm a DOC..................wait a minute!!!"
Response to:- www.b3ta.com/board/9521923

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# hahahaha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# My fave:
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an escalator!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# For God's sakes Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# There must be a list of these somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Mine isn't a real one
It's from Ace Ventura :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
#
McCoy: I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer. Devil in the Dark
I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist. City on the Edge of Forever
I'm a doctor, not a mechanic. Doomsday Machine
I'm a doctor, not an escalator. Friday's Child
I'm a doctor, not an engineer. (Scotty: Now you're an engineer.) Mirror, Mirror
I'm a doctor, not a coal miner. The Empath
I'm a surgeon, not a moon shuttle conductor. Corbomite Maneuver
I'm not a magician, just an old country doctor. Deadly Years
He's dead, Jim. The Enemy Within, The Man Trap, Wolf in the Fold, The Changeling
She's dead, Jim. Wolf in the Fold (twice)
He's dead, Captain. And the Children Shall Lead
He's dead. Amok Time, I, Mudd, For the World is Hollow...
She's dead. The Deadly Years
Dead. The Apple
This man is dead. Catspaw
That man's dead back there. A Piece of the Action
Very dead, Mr. Spock. Spectre of the Gun
The captain's dead. Enterprise Incident
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# How often does Scotty say "You cannae change the laws of Physics"?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# There Ya Go.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MULMbqQ9LJ8
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Glees to all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Thanks Joe, I felt I HAD to respond :-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# hello!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Hee Hee Hee.
*Click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# thems hims chums
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# right thats it...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Grabs Laptop*

*Runs*

*Cowers Whimpering In Corner*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# and so you should hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# sock-ter who!
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Awww!
Hello Sock! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# no fucking idea
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# hahahah!
Poor kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Hehe
'Pork!'
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Hehe!
'Number two!'
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# "Cute Kitty Cue" ???
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Animal sports ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha, FOUR!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# No. just the one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Haha
Awwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Lol i used this picture in a piece of coursework last year
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Hahahahah...
ACE Joe *clicks* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Balls!
But woo to the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# awwwww
SMACK IT ONE.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Aaaaaauuuuaaaaeewwh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Ecologically-friendly dual-flush toilets FTW.

my friend made me did it
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I like this plan.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Something makes me think they shoot jets upwards
Those crazy Japanese
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# This is essentially what they're for though innit.
but not exactly spelled out so graphically.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# haha yes
as we tell the kids, little button for little jobs, big button for big jobs, both buttons for daddy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Heh
It's true.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha
this would make things simpler, I may have to get some stickers made for my loo...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Hint: the smaller button is the smaller flush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Maybe there should be a third button
labelled "other"

:)

edit: For the record I didn't mean this in a puerile immature schoolby sort of way. Just a thoroughly disgusting one.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# WAIT! WAIT!
For goodness sake's woman slow down, this is a lot to take in at once.

*grabs pen and paper*
*makes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# just piss in the sink
and shit in the bin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Phew, that's easier...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Perfect!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Thats
clarse
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Filthy little beasts....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# ew ew ew ew ew ew
those legs! eurgh! They reminds me of that midget prozzie in Total Recall

BAD MOLEY! but very well done old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha! Yes, I know exactly what you mean about the legs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# did you get those legs from a midget porno?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Does he compare her to other meerkats?

dot com.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Phoooarrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I had to go to hospital to have a mole removed from the end of my cock
it's the last time I fuck one of those.



sorry
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# lol
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# The side of Mearkat Manor they don't broadcast in primetime
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahahah...
Hiya Moley. You ok sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Hallo Ninj!
Yeah, I'm good. Got some results back after a blood test - all normal, so I'm happy.

You okay?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# OOH...
...that's good news ;) I'm fine ta sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Jahled, you have competition
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# consider my squildo
well and truly graped.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Phwooaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Pwoar yeah
bigger boobies next time kplsthx.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Went to this on the day it was announced, only to find it was a publicity stunt:


CFB

Still like his stuff, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Was it really just a publicity stunt?
Bit cheeky eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Yeah
They announced it as a proper news item on Friday morning "It has just been announced that Banksy has taken over Bristol Museum - only the director and the curator knew about it, and he has removed all the artefacts and replaced them with his own works ..." so my dad and I went over at about 2pm to see it - thinking we'd avoid the crowds, and ... sure enough it was closed, ready to open the next day ...

They'd done it just to generate interest.

Sell-out bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I agree.
The stick ups in NY were ace.

It is hardly cutting edge when one has permission though, eh?

Mediocre artist thrives off notoriety shocker. See also Tracy Emin, the slack faced jowly twat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# yeah it's not like
he went for the corporate cock as quick as he could or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Throw some cream buns at his man hanging out a window,
he would hate that as he's lactose intolerant.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Explain?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# But is vandalism art?
/devilsadvocateblog
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# discuss
/Open University
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# At university (Dundee) I scrawled the legend 'ART IS WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT IT TO BE' over an ATM.
The inmates of Duncan of Jordanstone College of Art came and varnished it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# If you have made money out of it,
it's art.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Art is vandalism.
Discuss with reference to something or other.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Art is Garfunkel.
Throw a Discus.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I think Banksy's are made by aliens in the night
Banksy doesn't really exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# this is SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# its not raining!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# We have rain and hail and thunder and lightening and hate
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# It hasn't rained for the past couple of weeks in my pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# he did his drawing in chalk and the rain washed it away.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# what rain?
It doesn't rain in Bristle, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I'd love to go see his work :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Really?
I'm sure they reviewed it on Front Row the other day.

/failing memory blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Mate - I've got a brain like swiss cheese, I'm more than likely wrong.
I shall investigate.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I dont know much about art, but I know what I like.
Books.
/Sandi Toksvig
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I like Sandi Toksvig.
Britain's National Lezzer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# it made the national news
council leaders were invited to the big opening, a lot of people're gonna be pissed off if it is a fraud.

I thought the announcement was made the day before it was open to the general public? mebbe that is where your error lies?

also, you weren't the people who were shown on the BBC trying to get into the museum when there were big signs saying "closed" on were you?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Dun ta death...but it is Monday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Who's that then?
In other news, ITV have axed Primeval :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Bugger :(
I just caught up with series 3 'n all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# It ended on a right cliffhanger, with a sackful of unanswered questions
What a waste of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Grrr.
Mind you, Tim Haines is a pretty sharp operator, so may well sell the rights to someone else to make it...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Well I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# That said...
I just found an article on TotalScifi, saying that 'The Diamond Age' is being made into a mini-series!!!!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Hooray!

What's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# A completely top book
by Neal Stephenson. See also: Snow Crash, Cryptonomicon etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Good, that terrier bint annoys me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Hannah Spearitt?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# That's the one. S Club Spanielface.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# But she's lovely!
They should just re-run the first series where she spends most of it walking around her flat in her pants
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Now I want to see Primeval :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# check my link
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Or stop beating around the bush and show some porn
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# She looks like a four year old.
IMO, anyway. She's got a little girl's face crossed with some sort of small yappy-type dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# *cures*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0QMShbcudU&feature=PlayList&p=30ED5851871D7CCE&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=13
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Yes. This.
Exactly this.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# this just makes me sad.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# preferred S-Club when they were still all illegal eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# A little harsh on the whole show, though?
Wouldn't you say, pickle?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Senator Herman John Kerry Munster
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Never realised how much
John Kerry = Russ Abbott.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Hehe...
Too true fluffbuns ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# haha yes!
that's who he reminds me of

Basildon Bond FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I thought it was Seve Ballesteros the golfer
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Oh!
Ha ha, so it is! It looks so natural...woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Brill.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# More time for Celebrity Paint-Drying and Mincing with the Stars?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I'm a Self-Publicising Wannabee Get Me On The Telly?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# No, this was a spack
it was meant to be in response to the main post.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# *sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# so it was you that watched it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# YES
and I'm proud of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# No great suprise...
Frankly ITV haven't got a frigging clue what they are doing at the moment.

If a show doesn't hit straight away and costs more than 500K an episode it hasn't got a hope in hell
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Frees up their schedule for more of their 'quality output'
Britain's Got Talent, X Factor, I'm a Celebrity... etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Exactly
www.b3ta.com/board/9522139
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# ^ what that wise man said.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Nicely done, but who is it?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# John Kerry and Herman Munster
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

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