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[challenge entry] Unlikely? Someone'd pay for it...


lazy? yes.
(I helped save b3ta! paramedicman loves drunk drivers, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
# haha
clever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Exists.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
# all iPhone
users wil need
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
# ace
simple
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Umm...
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] If I see that generic "hand holding iPhone on a black background" image one more time, I'm going to shit myself.
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
# And how.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
# This better win the challenge
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Sadly, I clicked it.
ALL HAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this better?
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ah ah ha ha ha!
Fucking hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# that'd be a first for Friz
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I would tell him to fuck off to one of the other boards if he doesn't like it, but I wouldn't want to inflict his huge face on the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# he's too busy selling cracker tracker mortgages these days...
/he reminds me of Mark Benton

Bit of bubbly for the Shareholders
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Eep. What's with the abuse? My only encounter with said individual has been his musics on /links.
I liked them and he was friendly. What's the deelio, Sushatron?

/board is for fluffy teims, talk is for "FUCK OFF FAT FUCK FUCK FACE".
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I just don't find him particularly amusing,
and he has posted a blank thread, moaning about a photo that has been used twice. More to the point, the challenge is iPhone based, and so people are obviously going to use the most instantly recognisable issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I see words, I see moaning, I don't see a picture
Am I on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I'm surprised you see anything with his fat face in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Yup,
those previous 2 uses are just intolerable!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun in the 10 minutes I've been making it yet?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
# yes
but you went the extra mile
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Am I the only person who's freaked out by the guy's hand?
*Edit* Of course they'd approve this.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# do you not have an opposable thumb then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# He has hands that are far too manicured.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Yeah,
they should have used the mankiest hand they could find to advertise their shiny new product ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
# haha
they are quite girly hands though. no wanking callouses or anything
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# But they're overly manicured. They could just have normal hands. Or perhaps no hands... the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I hate to piss on your bonfire.
But this was actually a real app. It was released on April Fools day this year. Thousands of people downloaded it thinking it was a Windows port and it did exactly what your image does.
(I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# great, but...
xp was/is great! In my experience if it bluescreens there's a fairly good chance I'll need a screwdriver to fix it. Damn apple propaganda!
(gtfomh, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I expect this to be done a lot
*closes paint shop pro*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
# you could still do a "nut adjuster" one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
# can it be set on auto?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
# There is a demo mode.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
# hahaha
:))
(herman:D, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# iWank?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] very very very Q&D
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# how apt you posted this
as the board appears to be grinding to a halt

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Hmm
I get that using Citrix on the iPhone. It's actually quite useful! :/
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I stand corrected
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Easy....



and shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# oh, that concept'll never catch on
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# haha
the iPokia

images.google.co.uk/images?q=pokia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# pfft
*rings 1950*...."how's tricks?"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Search app store for 'rotary dialler'
sorry

I think I'm going to be the designated spoilsport for this compo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
# oh, i totally want one of those for my (eyeless) phone
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# shit, it exists but it costs a buck
do i pay for a stupid gimmick? hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
# There's a free one out there ...
... just search for it. That was one of the first applications I got when they started allowing them.
(FleetlordVT, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# you should send this to apple
its really cool.
if you can afford and iphone
or can be arsed with apps
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Unfortunatley there is enfact
an Iphone app for that
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# mmmmm eggs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# eggbound!
...but happy:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# i like eggs
but not pickled and not on wagon wheels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Topilols!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
# dooooh!
the funniest moment from her trial was during her testimony when she said "I popped the baby on the bed"

The defence attorney (with his understandable lack of knowledge of northern English colloquialisms) jumped on this sentence and said "you POPPED the baby on the bed?" as if she'd popped a cap in it's ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
# it really was quite odd
her with her Coronation Street voice and him all shiny-suited and teeth and American
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Oh well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Haha
but bindun (for real!) I'm afraid

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8015839.stm
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Haha I'd forgotten about that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Balls, I was hoping for One Movie Poster In The Style Of Another
Have it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
# haha
have der grossen woo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# now that's excellent :)
bung it as a reply to the image challenege suggestion, it might get people clicking :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I'm going to continue your suggestion
That's how I roll. Fly in the face of conformity, for absolute fuck all kudos. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
# that'll do, pig
that'll do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# balls I was hoping the new challenge wouldn't have started
and swamped my chaviar image with the expected threadrush
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# not to worry, it wasn't very good anyway...
*scarpers like buggery*


/only joshing fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Because of Zombies.


Even more flexible than 'in bed' or 'in my pants' after fortune cookies, better as an excuse for just about any accident or failure and the perfect answer to any question.

"You seriously forgot our anniversary? I told you yesterday! HOW COULD YOU FORGET SOMETHING THIS IMPORTANT!?"
"...because of zombies."


"What? Why have the residents of the old folks home begun disappearing?"
"Because of zombies."

SEE?! It's perfect!
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I can't get enough zombies

I think my favourite sign combo is "Do not feed the alligators because of zombies"
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I like reduce speed now.
Anyone that pays attention just proves Darwin right and earns a cheer from us bat-and-machete wielding psychos on rooftops as we pitch small explosives down at the shamblers.

(Large explosives are to be saved for when we've hearded enough of them into a warehouse. Nothing like zombie rain, you know.)

Stinky but fun
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# How many trees are there in London?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# there's only 1 tree
and it's rotated throughout various sites throughout the greater london area
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I hope people like the tree. I'd feel bad if they didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
# well, bastard those guys
BASTARD THEM IN THE FACE

that's what I say.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# i wholeheartedly approve of this
zombies are the tits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I might shoot some zombies later
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Haha
Clicked. Now to the mall where I feel safe.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Lord,...why was I born?...
..."Because of Zombies!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: UNLIKELY IPHONE APPS


As Apple updates its iPhone software, introducing revolutionary features like 'copy & paste' and 'picture messaging', it's the perfect time to imagine the apps that Apple won't approve, and to show how they'd be used.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# INb4MOANING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# iPhone Wii?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Me too, but it never answers :(
EPIC LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Baby Shaking app...
....oh right.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I invented it as a Wii game before they did as an iPod app!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# and for some reason it's not humane to just execute people like this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Oh you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# iWantToTalkToAnotherPersonAGreatDistanceAway
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# But... but... but.... TGA suggested so many good ones.
*Awaits the wednesday night TOAP crowd's emergence*

:(
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# you're too kind :)
maybe next week
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# new app...
...iFwap.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# oh oh "a chinese prison labour manufacturing simulator"
"Can you convince the stupid foreigners to have their overpriced crap made in your state approved manufacturing facility?"

haha!

oh..

never mind...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] For the times you just can't keep it to yourself.


Validating fascination for digestive noises in the bored and lonely.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Er
there's several apps like that in the app store.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Teach me to not bother with a cell phone...
And here I thought I was making something utterly inane that no one in their right mind would bother with. *despairs for humanity*
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Probindun


Click for bigger (61 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I was going to say woo
till I realised this is just an advert with toap...



booooo
(Golden_guns247, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# yeah, i know
shit joke, shit food, shit film
(I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# meats, you say
what kind of meats?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Disco.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# pfff
like i wouldn't give him a nibble on the crust
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# made with 100% unidentifiable meats
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm
mystery meats...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Terminator: Salad Nation
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# You want pepperoni and bullets?
You've come to the right place.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# probalsobindun


Sorry for size and general lack of funnies.

*subtly changes file type*
(oneiromancer was rifling through your fridge on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Haaaaaaaahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# :D
Don't save images like this as .pngs though - they're better suited to .jpgs.

Remember this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# It's like I have a fucking FAIL RADAR or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# FRAAIDLAR
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Say what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
# That's fucking obscenely obese.
Wednesday is not tuesday, new person.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# 815kb, you say?
Don't mind if I do.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Yeah, but what do you think about the image?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I like the Terminator Discotheque angle, as it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# that's even bigger than my ideal penis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# haaaa!
childish chuckles
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
# 'Sorry'?...
...fix, shrink, or delete... then say 'Sorry'!

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I disagree.
We've all cached it now anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Hahaha amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# just
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Get your ass to Mars
(doctormike, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# pffffft, that was all I could think off when I saw that was on :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# get ready for a surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Queeny Queen
*hugs* *gropes*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# why, your majesty!
*pretends to be offended*
*enjoys it really*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# *starts the reactor*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# London by night


Taken from these rather nifty pictures.
www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/08/london_from_above_at_night.html
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# can't be London, the traffic is moving
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# it's Christmas in London?...
...Whaaaaaaaa_?
*edit:wow...those are awesome pics!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# needs more dove from above
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Cooooo, coooooo, coooooo
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# illumi-nation
nice one:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Nice lapsing of time . . . night fever at it's highest !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Been done?


It's shit, either way.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I fancy the idea of having a wyvern tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# that's just insulting to hypogryphs you racist!
or something
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Wyverns look nicer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# ONYRFACE
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I wont be falling asleep
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# You have to sleep sometime
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Heisted on high !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# checkmate!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# games up:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# in the nick of time
psst-how much for that griffin?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# they gotta dance...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Disco!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Stayin' alive...
...stayin' alive!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Are they both dancing around their builds?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# errrr...
...this was such a bitch to make... i was on the verge of tears.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# It is ace sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# well...
...they're kinda oldschool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# 'Zillas on the dance floor
noice
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# ha ha...
...love your name!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# aaaaaarf....
*bops*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# they gonna ride that elly-fant later...
... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Steamin' hot funk !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# oh no...
...there goes Tokyo.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Bernard, I'm a prostitute robot from the future.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# cyborg...
...gimmie dat... gimmie dat... (frank zappa).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Ain't gonna bump with no big fat ROBOT!
Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# no way...
...he might set off a missile.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# boing.................................................................................................................................................................boing
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# well I like it
I think everyone else is off wanking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# hahahaha....i've had mine earlier:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# A Trump-me-trump-you?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# *trumpets*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Elephandandanadnadant
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# HOW MANY BUNS CAN THAT EAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# ALL OF THEM
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# who ate all the buns?
who ate all the buns?
duodecapodipachyderm
you ate all the buns!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# this deserves some kind of award
but I don't have any
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# just like the BAFTAs all over again
the excuses those people give
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
# woo-that's one ele-fuckin'-phant right there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# another one of God's mistakes...
... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# true
i just can't figure him out:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# it's a b3ta-phant
therefor YES..........:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# S ___ T ___ R ___ E ___ T ___ C ___ H _____ accordionly !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# you got it
accordion is the instrument of choice here:D.........2,3,4.........
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# it's oddly mesmerising
look at it go
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# ...or come back
works both ways:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# exactly!
it satisfies both directions. I feel directionally satisfied.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# hahaha..."directionally"
bestest of all satisfactions:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# The bitch
I can't look at his sad little face :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# She forgot to make him a tin opener
And for that she is a bitch
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# She was probably too busy thinking of shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# These shoes rule
These shoes SUCK

These shoes rule

THESE SHOES SUCK!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# What are you going to do with your life?
I'm gonna get what I want...


shoes...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Gnu shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# There is NOWT wrong with that Mister.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I need some shoes, I am crap at buying shoes for I am a man
and I don't like shoe shops
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I like these dandy things
www.office.co.uk/mens/ask_the_missus/kay_panel_lace/70/5375/14636/1/ - Get these!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I will look like a tit wearing them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Naaah, I'd love you.
You'd look a tit wearing these: www.office.co.uk/mens/ask_the_missus/sailing_slip_on/71/6350/17286/1/
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I'm not popular enough to wear pink
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I like black & white shoes
I'm wearing my black & white shoes today, but they smell. I washed them at the weekend but they seem to be smelly now :(
I shall have to try again after the washing machine has been on a boil wash.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Oh Noes!
Pop some fresh, dry teabags in them if the smell continues.
/Old lady top tips blog
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Thanks :D
I'll try that if washing them again doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# He returns at last
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# heartless bitch

I hope she gets shot and stuffed by hillbilly's...and not in that order
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I've heard they like to do the shooting while they're stuffing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# gyuk gyuk!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# OK
I was just thinking earlier that Leonard hadn't been in SA for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# There had been a number of comments.
It's been over 100 strips since he was last seen.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Im getting him tattood....
on my left buttcheek
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I always though of him as a Right cheek character.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I will take that into consideration...
why might i ask?
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# A desire to be argumentative.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# i c!
argument accepted! posistioning will be determined by the toss of a coin...
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# And if it somehow lands on the coin edge?
Will you have your sphincter tattooed?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# As long as it wasn't just me
I was beginning to think my life was like The Truman Show but everyone can read my dark and twisted thoughts o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# poor leonard
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# had to get this out of my head
prolly bindun eleventy times



leonard could eat 'sgetti hoops
(lordy lordy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# took me a while
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# HAHA holy fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# goodnight, leonard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Some heavy-duty copyrighting there.......
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I didn't want you thinking I was stealing it :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# :*(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# pfffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Click!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# The bad part of being mostly a gayshift regular
is that I keep missing these.

Yay sir/madam/platypus.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# hmm, ahh!
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=8375&board=main
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# use your hidden barbs, leonard!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Platypus are all of the awesome
insane looking, clearly mental AND have secret ninja weapons with poisons
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Aww, this makes me sad. :-(
Come to think of it, having an emotional response to a comic strip of animal characters makes me sad. But then again I nearly bawled at the second-to-last chapter of the storybook in Mario Galaxy. :'-(

Erm - does that tin say 'CAVIAR' on it?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Poor Leonard
*standard Leonard response*
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# One more for good luck? Couldn't quite colour correct this one to my liking

buit still works OK I guess...

Previously
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# wants
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I want, I want, I want, I want one now
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I love his little feets
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Can put him in your pocket
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# *gets a stiffy*
edit : (also clicks)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# small sparkly one

gigantor version here
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/littlespade3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Oh ace!
Great idea, well executed!

Which is presumably what he will be if he nicks any.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Black or white backround?
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Definitely black
much to Nick Griffin's irritation...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Good.
I was thinking black but you know when you look at things for so long it makes no difference?!
Any tips on making them better would be apprieciated! I don't shop them you see.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# black, definitely
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# black i'd say :)
it looks like he's in a mine - makes you wonder what's just out of sight. these are ace btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Black.
Absolutely black.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Is that a scale model of how MP's expenses work?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahaha
You are Ian Hislop AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# i love these types of photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Lully!
Black as well. I love these!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

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