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[challenge entry] OUT OF MY WAY, MORTALS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# hi cockweasel
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# is cockweasel the gay partner of mediocre?
every day I learn...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# who knows with those crazy duchies
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRfluaMKoOY
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Wow
I haven't seen one of those police cars in about twenty years or so
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
# o noes smelly feet hitler tank
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# this needs a Beatles soundtrack

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# just like lovemaking with your mum ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# NO YOUR MUM!
*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Brillinat!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# what's with the Quicktime logo?
I think I've missed something, are Apple the second coming of the third reich?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Sssshh...He's from Holland....


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# It's one of those things that just 'happen' on b3ta
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=quicktime
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# ahhhh :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# "How's my warmongering?"
Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# War MONG-ering! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Do I hear 50?

DON'T POOH-POOH IT AUTOMATICALLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
# pooh poos it.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# :D
I fucking love Flog It :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkYYVWlXtAw
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Good old Boris!


FACT ME TIL I FART
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Here's one for you Joe
www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/boris-johnson-keeps-gigantic-chicken-200907141900/

It makes me laugh that people are moaning, it seems it's ok for people to struggle with 2 jobs when they are on minimum wage, but earning a lot more must be some sort of scandal.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I think it's the fact that...
surely running London should be a full-time job, so he's therefore not giving it his full attention (as is very well paid for doing that) and he referred to a quarter of a mill for an hour's work a week as chicken feed.

The cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# He also does after dinner speeches
I read somewhere that earns him around a million a year. Don't forget that full time is around 40 hours a week. What he does outside the work hours that people pay him for is up to him, surely?

With that being said, he could have been a bit more tactful in describing his £240k a year for the column.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)
# It's about what he said, not what he does

the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)
# But he always says stupid stuff
He's like the Homer Simpson of the political world. I suppose not living in London I can just laugh it off, what were you lovable Londoners thinking of when you voted him in :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Few people admit to that
I stomped around the city when the result came in shouting at London for being so stupid.

Anyway, he is always greetin' about something, the silly cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
# it was the rich twats in the outer suburbs that voted him in
people in london proper don't vote cos we're too fucking cool for democracy
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
I probably would have voted for him if I wasn't out of the country. Mainly due to my utter hatred of Ken Livingstone.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# i'd rather ken barlow was mayor
than the shambling borderline special needs tory fuckwit we have now
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Fuck knows!
It was a classic case of people being bored by someone (Red Ken) and voting in the next most famous one, despite the fact there was a perfectly good candidate (Brain paddick), but because wasn't on telly every week making a tit of himself he was ignored
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Being bored by a politician
is not a good reason to vote against them.

I thought Ken and voted for him again.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# An old mate's dad used to have an agency that recruited after dinner speaker.
A hell of a lot of money changed hands for a half hour talk.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
# I went to a junket last October that had a great after dinner speaker
He spent the whole time talking about IT managers and end users, which the room full of geeky software engineers loved.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
# software engineers are happy just going outside though no?

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# NO!
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I thought his sort were averse to doing full time jobs
Or jobs at all for that matter unless they were figurehead CEO positions.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Hahaha
It's the only way he can get the chicks!


EDIT: Is that a Ginger seam I can see young Mr. Scaramanga?!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Awwwwww!
He looks so happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I've just realised he seams very happy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Ha! Fuck!
If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have noticed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I had.
I have a strong gingdar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings all

And if I can draw your attention to.....
www.b3ta.com/board/9582220
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Fantastic as ever Toasty :D
Also, answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090715005315AAgP3lx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)
# what's the original david icke link?

found it :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkL8KbEW6P4

oh yea..and I agree they can ram this vaccine up their arse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)
# awesome :D
ningles ya all!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Did he actually mention b3ta or was it just a bit of text at the start of the video?
I'm about 2 minutes in and haven't heard anything about us.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
# The interviewer, Kirk Rutter, is b3ta's 'roving reporter'
he did the Patrick Moore interview
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)
# ahhhhh
that explains alot

But did he not tell Icke who B3ta was or ask us for questions to ask like he normally does?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
# can you imagine the questions that would be asked?
probably best left as it was.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
# for once in my life I'm starting to believe Mr. Icke

there's something not right about this whole swine flu nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Oh Prodge :(
I warned you about taking off your tinfoil hat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# it's just the press over hyping something, relax
There's no conspiracy, there's a new strain of flu, like the other strains that kill hundreds of thousands of people on this planet every year. To stop it being a global killer like the previous ones they create a vaccine and hand it out - like the flu jab that old people are recommended to take.

You don't have to take it, you can have a go at fighting it yourself and if you're healthy you should be ok. no biggy.

The problem is the press whipping something so small (in comparison to other illnesses, drinking deaths, car accidents etc) in to a thing that nags at peoples minds.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Old people?
I have a flu jab every year :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)
# ZOMG! THE GUVERMNT R KILLIN UR INSIDEZ!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Hey, I have a flu jab and I'm not old.
Am I?

*starts cranking difference engine*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I'm with you on this Maxi.
Asthma too?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Yeah
I used to get really sick when I was younger, always getting bronchitis after the flu.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Fair enough,
Luckily I have never had the Flu bad, but chest infections were very common :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I didn't say there was a conspiracy and I know it's a new strain of flu

I said I believed in some of the things he said..like the ability for the body to fight the flu by itself.
without the help or fear mongering that this government is becoming so good at
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
# In most cases yes, but something like 0.5% of people who catch it are dying.
Doesn't sound like much, but with the numbers who are likely to be affected it could run to thousands.
There's also the issue that having the vaccination means you're less likely to get ill and take a week off work, which is why health workers are near the front of the queue, to ensure there aren't massive staff shortages just when they're most needed.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# if they die, It gives me more chance of getting a job

I don't fucking care
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# An interesting stance.
In other news, I feel pretty rough this morning and visited Birmingham at the weekend.
Maybe I won't be needing the vaccine afterall.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# it's not the gorvernment at all
its the press fearmongering, the World Health Organisation have as usual looked at the virus, created what they consider a preventative reponse and that's that. Same as they always do, the only problem here is the media.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# yea sure..nothing to do with them at all

pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I'm not telling you how to formulate crack-pot theories,
but I'd have thought the pharmaceutical companies making the vaccines are the ones with the most to gain
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# so me not buying into the whole
"we must all get this vaccine...DOOM DOOM", shite from the news and politicians makes me a crack pot then so be it.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I'd go along with HappyToast about it being mostly the media.
Although I haven't felt at all pressured to get a vaccine. It's been made very clear that for someone of my age in good health has nothing much to fear from swine flu.
If I were elderly or had a compromised immune system or whatever, I'd snap it up if it could potentially save my life, or at least prevent a lot of unpleasantness.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# well my life's so shit I couldn't care less about it..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Nice to see it's targetting McD's clientel
bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601202&sid=aM.7Dg3Z_msI
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# What? No zombie Hitler?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)
# That is awesome :D
*clicks everything*


PS is it me or does the BNP one look like John Barrowman?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Good ningles board
I'm on a massive low today but this image made me smile. Thanks HT, Sieg Heil!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Hey Maxi.
Whassup?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Hi :)
Just feel meh. Probably just the lack of social interaction this week. Been far too busy clearing the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Awwww.
Well if you fancy cheering yourself up, get over to yahoo answers and sabotage peoples questions ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I'm not mean enough for that
And I should probably stop looking at b3tans' awesome lives on flickr :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Yays.
'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Heheh
This has potential. I can name a few people he can merge into
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# To much free time make jack go blah blah
After confusing myself completely I decided to post this piss poor attempt of something remotely edible



Click for bigger (21 kb)
(st-evo And thats why fat people goto disney land, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:58, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:06, archived)
# :D
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090715000631AArdJGg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:19, archived)
# i gave you my thumbs up
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Hells yeah!
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090715001123AAhtPHz

It is terribly addictive....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:22, archived)
# yeah i got addicted a while ago
hence getting to level 2
but i haven't used it much for a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Does it take long to get to level 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)
# depends how many questions you answer
you get more points quicker if your answers are chosen as "best answer"

i think it took me a few days. i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:53, archived)
# OK. Cool
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090715002930AAcqAvr

Who's Nik C?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Well whoever you are Nik C,
Get your facts straight! ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/9498911
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:58, archived)
# it's me
i've changed my name now on yahoo to spunkymcp, if you've noticed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Ah ok.
Well as I said, get your facts straight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# i don't give a fuck about the facts :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:09, archived)
# 'Sorry, you must be Level 2 to rate'
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:23, archived)
# Really?
Fucking cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)
# hmm
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090715002148AA5IUYX
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Hahaha it probably was another Harry Potter meets Lord of the Rings clone anyway

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:23, archived)
#
Son of a Dutch father and a black Surinamese mother, famous Dutch inventor Mediocre began work as a sailor on a merchant ship at the age of 19 and after about six years settled in Lynn, where he found employment in a shoe factory and became interested in the possibilities of lasting shoes by machine. Working alone and at night for six months, he produced a model in wood and on March 20, 1883, received a patent. His invention won swift acceptance and within two years had largely supplanted hand methods in Lynn. Famous Dutch inventor Mediocre received several other patents for shoe-manufacturing machinery, including an improved model of his first lasting machine.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:23, archived)
# YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! ;)
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090715001630AA5VRDX
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Oh nice. Not only does she want to copy shit from others, but it also shouldn't be TOO HARD

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)
# ;)
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090715002930AAcqAvr
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)
# I wonder if that gets answered by some 'helpful' people who don't know what they're talking about

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
# I am just waiting for them to google it
and link to my posts as a reference :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Alright, which of you bastards is Ammianus?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:43, archived)
# 'reports abuse'

/not really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)
# :D
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090715003329AA7AZSB
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)
# pffft!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Zing!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Obvious answer is obvious

but also gooood ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)
# YAY! Goodie two shoes.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
# *glees*


'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Dude!
Those shoes are so cash!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:52, archived)
# She's pretty fly for a pink gal!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Clutch, that's cash!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:09, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:19, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:20, archived)
# I like this...
ningles stars of the interwebs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
# awesome arcade game :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)
# JECCY!
Where the hell have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)
# .....ill mainly
Had an op in March, still having daily recovery treatment.

Still come on here for a nose every once in a while though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Oh man!
Well I hope you are on the mend :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Cheers bud :)
*goes for a wank*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:43, archived)
# hE'S DRAWING AND WATCHING LEPER HORSE PORN

sorry for capslock

morning all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:45, archived)
# waffen und blumen is on
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:47, archived)
# Shoot those daisies in the cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:49, archived)
# JA!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBWcfnm14DU
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:49, archived)
# Ha!

I was just listening to Dutch band Kutschurft's (Cunt scabies) 'Elke nacht schijt ik in de Oude Gracht' (Every night I shit in the Old Canal) to the same tune of Paradise city ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:55, archived)
# I'm not sure if the band name or the lyrics
are funniest :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:59, archived)
# It is the very same canal along which I had my nice Italian dinner too
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:02, archived)
# ROCKET FUELS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:10, archived)
# ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:17, archived)
# Ning Mediocre!
I am hungover :(

But also, it is the first time I have not overslept all week! Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:53, archived)
# Morning sir

I'm up far too early. I realised I had to authorise some pages for the intranet, but when I got there someone else had already done it :(

I'm going to have a shower and a nice breakfast now. Both might include animals.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:01, archived)
# *tunes into Steefcam*
Humana Humana!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:02, archived)
# Actually....
www.mediocre.nl/steef.cam.php
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:07, archived)
# What? You think I haven't already stalked that far?
I know your game though! That picture hasn't changed in Months!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:10, archived)
# Hehehe
It's my old computer, and my old chair, in my old house. Only the desk is the same.

I used to get people really frustrated with that current date on it though ;)
they kept refreshing to see if I was back at my computer yet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:17, archived)
# Morning kids
Can someone help this guy with his hosting plans?

www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F19585?thread=6755480
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:54, archived)
# Tell him to go to PC World and ask for a internets.
However, and this is the important part, he must ask for one with a intersites.

problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:01, archived)
# *shakes angry fist*
Anyone with meaningful suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:04, archived)
# I'm helpful like that,
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090714111039AApWtcN
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:11, archived)
# Pffft you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:20, archived)
# This is how I got all my sites

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:06, archived)
# Well,
apart from the buying them from PC World.

I put it to you sir that you shoplifted them!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Nah, I got most of my intersites free with a loaf of bread

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:18, archived)
# Was it Bimbo?
LOL! Bimbo bread!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:21, archived)
# The Bimbo bus is coming, and everyone is jumping
The bimbo bus
(cfb)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
# LOL!
BIMBO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)
# It should be very easy on dreamhost
wiki.dreamhost.com/Wordpress#Installing

Haven't tried it myself though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:05, archived)
# ^this^
fucking hell, if I can do it, anyone can
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:53, archived)
# He was a tiny art student back then
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:54, archived)
[challenge entry] He's just got his first graphics tablet
He's trying to draw a cdc

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 6:50, archived)
# DON'T INHEIL YOUR MOUSTACHE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 6:54, archived)
# NO SOUP FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:17, archived)
# COME BACK... ONE YEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:55, archived)
# IT IS VERY USEFUL EVERYONE

Click for bigger (117 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:20, archived)
# TIDES ARE SHIT WITHOUT IT
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:30, archived)
# And IT IS CLOSE TO US
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:32, archived)
# It's really a golf ball in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:36, archived)
# the snearghh in the moon
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:42, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 6:16, archived)
# :-) yay
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)
# it takes form of a banana too at times, yum yum
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:37, archived)
# That's no ...
No wait my bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 6:31, archived)
# Not having a go at you
but I feel I've become to hate the 'my bad' expression more and more.

It is really fucking ugly. What do people mean? My mistake? My fault?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:48, archived)
# ^THIS
I too can not stand this expression. Have people lost their grasp of the English language?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:57, archived)
# I've never really put to much thought into it before but you are right.
It is an odd expression and my mistake would be the more correct way of saying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:59, archived)
# Just a bit of venting my spleen

Anyway, if I can convince one or two people not to use it anymore, I'd be a happy person ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:09, archived)
# /me is converted
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:13, archived)
# Aaaargh!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:19, archived)
# I'll just stop talking now before I make things worse
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 8:20, archived)
# THAT'S NO MOON

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Mirek Toplanek
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:13, archived)
# ggnnnrr
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:22, archived)
# snnnnrrgh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:25, archived)
# hahah this made me cross my eyes laughing
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 6:16, archived)
# Klingon spy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Another message from Microsoft
Gee, one of these guys looks familiar...



(Hooray! My FURST POAST)
(The 2-Belo OH SHI--[Sound of impact][End of recording], Wed 15 Jul 2009, 4:57, archived)
# nicley
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 4:58, archived)
# Yay!
Hello, welcome pull up a kitten and shop for a stool sample...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:09, archived)
# Oooh
I love the range of moustaches
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:15, archived)
# heheh
My, what a rotund little Hitler!

Congrats on the first post!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:17, archived)
# Hitlers father was a pizza maker
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:17, archived)
# PRINGLES MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:50, archived)
# Ja
Wilkommen auf B3tazeit
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:23, archived)
#

EXTREME LIFESTYLE TV
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 4:54, archived)
# I'd watch that!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:07, archived)
# I want to see this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:11, archived)
[challenge entry] i iz hitler on bike innit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 4:52, archived)
# Wheee!
Go peacenikhitlermonkey
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 4:55, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 4:56, archived)
# If Hitler really had a monkey
he would of won the war
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 5:15, archived)
# YAY

I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 7:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor quality post.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
# "I SWEAR, THE JUDEN WERE THIS BIG"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)
# I'm going to draw something good tomorrow. It's my aim for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:53, archived)
# I'm not though
I'll never draw again
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Draw again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:57, archived)
# sausage is dick
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)
# this scares me
I will attempt to make a tune using my pss 590
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:15, archived)
# pissfive90
What is?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:17, archived)
# ancient yamaha keyboard
that I haven't quite remapped the instruments yet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:29, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:24, archived)
# You forgot to forget to delete the line through the arm.
Otherwise FUCK YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:25, archived)
# i'm sorry
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)
# hi im hitlerplane
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)
# \o/
NYEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWBRRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)
#
Stop telling Hitler what he is and isn't you shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:01, archived)
# button your shirt
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Affix your baskets.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)
# He thinks he's in the Luftwaffe
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)
[challenge entry] "OH ADOLF BABY, TAKE ME NOW"
"OH GOEBBELS, I COULDN'T RESIST YOU FROM THE FIRST MOMENT I SET EYES ON YOU."
"YES, SHOW ME YOUR THIRD REICH"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Hitler buffed up to score chicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Phwooar! :)
Why is this not compo'd?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:37, archived)
# There!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 4:06, archived)
# WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS HITLER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 4:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I didnt do a hitler thing yet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)
#


this bit will show up in blue on the board
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Actually, it shows up purple - I must've been all gay before
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Having your gayness confirmed by a meerkat,
kind of softens the blow (oooer!)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Hur hur hur
you said soften!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Yeah,
I use language like that all the time,
I just don't care!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)
# 6 PACK HITLER
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:24, archived)
# something has just occured to me about this image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:41, archived)
# And what is that, d-meats?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:44, archived)
# there's been no nazi whining about any of the images
:D

which amuses me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)
# I had forgotten about that whole thing until now!
I'm very angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)
# fuck shit!
DESTROY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)
# and i am quite disappointed with the lack of discourse about adolph hitler the misunderstood artist.
i think all our posts are our way of avenging the waste of his vast creative talent.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:57, archived)
# heh
no doubt we'll all be prosecuted for evil soon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Auf der Busse
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA fuck. psychic on the buses moment.
i make a comment about looking like olive and scroll up and see this.
fuck! it's too weird!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)
# still have no real idea what On The Busses was about
never had the urge to watch an episode
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)
# basicly a bad carry on film. with buses
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
# *SHUDDER*
carry on films were a bit dire at their best, dread to think what a bad rip-off would be like
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)
# I believe that would be the police academy series
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)
# :) I own worse:
Hamburger: The Motion Picture (on laserdisc)
Recruits (on laserdisc)
Ski Patrol
Alien from LA
Space Mutiny
Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II (starring David Carradine)
etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:55, archived)
# sounds awesome
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)
# It was actually an allegory like 2001: A Space Oddessy
It wasn't about the buses per say, it was about the function of transport in human lives and the conduits they carve through society.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)
# in other words
it was all about trying to get laid ?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Like the ghost of an ex german chancellor.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)
# it was like this
"COR, LOOK AT THAT BIRD"
"PHWOAR!"

and there was buses.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
# And Reg Varney, who was supposed to be a 30 something bus driver,
was actually 103.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)
# TJ: this can't be real, Shirley?
NSFW (but only a little bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Adolf was known as Li'l Pimp
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:50, archived)
# arf!
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I was bored....
.

.
So I thought I would prove to myself that I still cant draw !
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)
# i flew those back in nam
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
# hot damb!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)
# i fucking killed people
it was sweet
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:46, archived)
# This is a little-known secret weapon, which can change the process of the Second World War.
Retroactively.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
# time traveling stealth aircraft?!?
we are well and truly fucked!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)
# chinese stealth plane?
COOOOL!!

I'm sure they'll appear on eBay for $99+postage soon, gonna get me two!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
# german ww2 design
made with pride in usa

:)

I like the way they missed out the photo with the huge swastika flag

guess they don't want to offend anyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:39, archived)
# YESSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)
# it's not just rowing he's into...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I miss him
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
# freebase IS klatu!
hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I thought he'd been retired?
(Glomp Fuck, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
# I made him, I can destroy him if I wish
which I don't
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
# I wonder if he's replied to the dayshifts messages telling him that he's famous on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
# aaaggghhh fuck is that what happened
 
I've been a little afraid to dig around in the archives and find out
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I think Spunky McPunk was the first to message him, via facebook
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
# I wonder if I'll ever receive an email saying "remove my image"
cos I left my email address in my profile under the freebase pic...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
# yeah I just found that thread
July 6th, shortly after I went home for the night

..arse
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)
# You didn't make him
stick figure ninja found the picture

i named him

mofaha and you both fixed the picture at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)
# but everyone seems to be using the version I modified
so :P
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)
# I use the one I MADE MYSELF
 
so sit on it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)
# this argument is important.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)
# B3tans argue over random photo found on internets -
- sense of self-worth on the line.

Hold the front page...

As a dedicated lurker of many years I find the obsession with who 'owns' freebase very odd. It isn't like the puictures are even amusing. The weeping and gnashing of teeth when he was contacted was embarrassing to witness.

/relurks after having made vague point
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
# haha
no one owns memes. not even chump manbear was a one-man effort.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)
# it's pathetic
especially the whole "it's all dayshifts fault wa wa waah"


yea it's our fault they started stalking the guy.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)
# *sits on Rapitinui*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Not everyone.

For the open mouth I use my mirrored one for a more Snarnish look.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:19, archived)
# It's like a row'ed accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:39, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
tj: i just got sent this on a dating site...

Good Evening,
how are you?
Please forgive me if this is not your scene at all, but do you enjoy playing with unusual and exotic yet deliciously tactile items?
I have a suggestion you might find arousing...would you like to hear? Even if its only to laugh at it?
Ps. you have a wonderful womanly effulgence about you... :)


how the cunting fuck do i reply to that, any idea?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
# do you effulge?
i'd take that.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
# like a radiator!
haha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
# blimey!
there's your answer.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
# hahaha,
i have the giggles for no reason at all.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
# that's your wonderful womanly effulgence surfacing.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)
# hahaha. it's just so creepily tacted on to the end of it. it's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
# my favourite tacked on note
aside from any p.s. is a note my my friend tacked on to a banal letter he was asked to deliver to a third party about meeting times. He simply added p.s. i like your breasts.

It still destroys me on a daily basis. I mentally append this to pretty much every note I write.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)
# just say
if it's anything to do with ramming a greased papaya up your mimsy, you're not interested.
finish with fuck off, you perv.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
# "How long is yours?"
if you want a no nosense reply
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
# hahah i'm so tempted to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Dear Redsushi,
Firstly, many kind thanks for this striking message you have bestowed upon me. It gives me great pleasure to report that I, too, have a love for the exotic yet deliciously tactile items. Put stuff in me.

Sincerely yours, Amy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)
# It's your first encounter - it's best to be formal about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)
# don't want to give it away all up front.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Dude, real names on internet = not cool.
Maybe you should read the FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:41, archived)
# my name's really olive..but sssh
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)
# looking for your Popeye ?
/grabs a can of spinach
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
# more on the buses than popeye
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Fuck off, Jack.
Fuuuuuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Oh man this is terrible business.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Lets not fight. It's upsetting me, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Plus like 50% of b3ta's membership is named Dave
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Tell him that you're a big fan of Lorena Bobbitt...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Ask him about it.
If you're definately not interested, lead him on because we always like to read the crazy bizarre emails of a sexual nature.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)
# reply thus
"In how many different geographical locations will forensics find my [insert favorite genetalia here]?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(largoembargo ???, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
# draw hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)
#
again?
(largoembargo ???, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(LeDoucheBouche, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
# It's my birthday bitches, Show some love
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
# You won't be B& today then
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
# i will be drunk for sure
the location of my drunkness is harder to predict.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
# That could take place anywhere in the world
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)
# That must complicate things
Mine is always easy to find.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:24, archived)
# i'll show you more than love
but you won't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
# so i hear...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)
# who's been talking?
mental note; must dig deeper holes...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Ummmmm........
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
# burymore barrymore!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
# stop putting yer fags in the pool
(haffy, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)
# etc
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)
# hes just not as funny
since he became a vile rapist
(haffy, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

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