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A side order of spang!

(EggyBred, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)

pfft

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

Hahahaha

Good one :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

pfft

patch or crossover?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

I wish I got this

I suspect it might be ace. :)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

They do seem to be having rather a lot of fun! And how tall is their table...or is he a midget?

(EggyBred, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

It's a very tall table

but one of them is a midget on a stool....

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)

haha the gigantic cables and sockets made me smile

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Shada, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

Haha!

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

hahahaa

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

I don't understand the rules!

But I like it :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)

This

is great!

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

This is outstanding

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

I like this

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)

PHANTASM SPHERE

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

RIS pls.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)

Phantasm

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

thank you

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

No problem.

A real blast from the past right there :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

haha, that's the only thing i remember about that movie

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Shada, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

I remember seeing it when I was really young

and copping a good eyeful of a bird's tits in the graveyard near the beginning.

Good times.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

The house they filmed it at

is about a 20 minute drive from me.

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

20 minutes of FEAR!!!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

Theyre still struggling over the 5th one.

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

yeah

that and the wiggling severed finger

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)

which turns into a giant demon fly thingy.

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)

Bloodshot eyes

Nicely

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

Hehe

You're ace at this challenge.

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zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

I spent about 5 hours on this

cfb
It's a bit bland

edit/ Thanks everyone.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

It is awesome!

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

These were precisely the words I was going to type.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

Yes.

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

Not sure what it is

but we'd better worship it, just to be on the safe side.
*Sacrifices ClanSoul*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

ಠ_ಠ

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

very nice indeed

he looks like he's in desperate need of a tissue :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

oh,

this is very good

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

squid:

do not inhale

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

Is it person

with squid for a face, or squid with hat on holiday? Neither sound or look bland!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

"the secret priests would take great Cthulhu from his tomb to revive His subjects and resume his rule of earth....Then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom."

Sounds cool

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

Bloody Cthoodies

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

Hahahaha

I should turn in; all alone in the press department tomorrow morning

Take care people :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

He looks very sinister

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

A sinister zoidberg

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zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

Cephalopod with freckles!

I like it

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

Freckles are the best invention in the world. FACT

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

They are pretty cute.... on chicks

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

how does that work?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

smoke and mirrors

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

sounds dangerous

but I believe you.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

was either that or pulleys and winches....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

or tea tray and shotgun

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)

that just sounds dangerous

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

nah

the tray absorbs most of the impact, freeckle bruises are semi-permanent.
so, no more dangerous than hair dye.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

well yes..

I don't care what the men do with them.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

I disagree

Ukuleles are far superior. Although a ukulele with freckles...

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)

is it good?

i keep meaning to get the forum working, but procrastinating to fuck

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

It's great!

One of these sexy beasts. I've only learnt When I'm Cleaning Windows so far (thought I might as well, it's all anyone seems to think of when I mention ukes). I can play some other songs that I know on guitar too, but I want to learn some nice jazzy chord progressions, the kinda stuff that sounds really good on uke!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

www.b3ta.com/links/Because_ukuleles_arent_geeky_enough

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

Oh, what about girls with ukeleles?

Edit: That's what you meant wasn't it? Titbags... :/

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

Chick from scrubs?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

Mmmm

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

Heh, not what I meant but yeah, that works too :)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)

It looks like a sea hoody.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

you sure like squidfaced men

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Shada, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

they're what I draw when I don't have any real ideas

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

like me and cats, then

except you can actually draw

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Shada, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

don't be silly

you have a very versatile, natural style. Everything I do looks wonky and takes forever. I'm seeing dots before my eyes.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

Stick some blood on it.

That always works for me:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Edit: If I can give you a bit of constructive criticism...I'd block out the whole background in black.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

I like it,

but it should be killed, just to be on the safe side.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

So, wind OR snow?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

we can't have snowdrifts on the moon

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

Cows walk towards the wind, but sheep walk away from it.

On a plain this means that cows get cold faces, but in fields it means that sheep die in snow drifts.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

'may the sun be always on your face, and the wind be always be on your back'

old traveller's saying (i think)
so, sheep are gyppos

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)

*sleigh bells*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

:))

(herman:D, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)

Fantastic!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

This post goes up to 11.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

I like your stuff lately.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

Here, are you Ginger Mike?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

No I'm not ginger.

I'm only here this week because I like this image challenge.

I'll be going back to /talk next week I imagine.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

May I ask why you did not include this, frankly superb, image

in the challenge?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

Well it's not really a movie mash-up.

But the challenge inspired me to do the picture.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

I like you more and more.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

is he still about?

i liked him

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

He is a regular at c4mbodia.

His tale of romantic woe keep me alive.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

is he still working for skin magazines?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Front.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

lol

I wish I had thought of this

/hull

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

hahaha

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

ahahahahahaha

hahahahahahaha

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

Whatever happened

to the monkey head research he was paying for?

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

he's not paying for it anymore

that's for sure

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

follows....

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

Hahahahahhaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

Hahaha,

"lick my love pump"

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

Hahahaha

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

"my spiny sense is tingling"

woo!

(UTB, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

toy dog

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

Can it be milked?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

it is a toy. but it could open a carton of milk as it contains sharp objects.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

and lipstick.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

Is it for a game?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

yes

the 'how long can i amuse myself with the gimp' game.

i won.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

Get BF1943, it's pretty fun

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

maybe.

i'm a bit skint at the mo (two weeks off, meh)
may hold out for MW2

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

I have £30 to my name :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

not bad for a student

and about £29 more than me

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

Im a graduate now.... unemployment FTW!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

enjoy it while you can

working for a living really sucks

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

Im so bored

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

unfortunate side-effect.

put your knowledge of chemistry to good use, and blow some stuff up

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

Haha

If that's not a suggestion that'll get you put on several watchlists I don't know what is!

*dons tinfoil fez*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)

you know i meant

put bicarb and vinegar in a balloon, tie knot, watch auto-inflation.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

Low fucking poly

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

bit hard to shag a flying parrot

so, yes, you have to pin in to the floor with your hands

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

pfft

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

Fuckin hell,

hahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

You say this,

but, in fact, hamsters blink their eyes independently.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

Whereas goats.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

Obviosult.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

I always wear assgoats. They are very comfortable.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

i prefer

hollowed-out-rabbit slippers

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

Bouncy!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)

Shuddering fuck.

It's a bit Starship Troopers, that eye...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

hahaha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

shitting mary!

what's the medical term for that?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

Snake milk.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

Hahahaha

Rah

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

moon :)

(herman:D, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

That is no moon.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

I believe this to be minorly innacurate

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

yeah,

there's a U.S. flag on the lander there

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

also the shiny metal spider on the left is a native of Saturn not moon

the spaceman would not be eat

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

it's on holiday

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

he's pretty much fucked then

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

Left?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

it's the moon,

directions are the other way round up there

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

But if that were the case then the Union Jack would be the wrong way up.

Your logic is flawed.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

Union jacks go the other way up on the moon

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

"80-90% of the offspring of a females are female."

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

on the moon?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Yes.

Why not?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

It's a sign of trouble, that.

As in "OH FUCK, WE'RE STUCK ON THE FUCKING MOON!"

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

It saddens me that they flew the Union Jack upside down at Sandhurst in 1999

by accident.

How do people not know?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

Damn Yanks

Coming over here and stealing our moon.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

Everyone knows the Germans got there first.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

Pfft!

That's true. I saw a picture.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

I never got round to finishing this

www.jigsawlounge.co.uk/kungfu/focus-on/moonlanding.html

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

hahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

Dah Dah Dah

Some more stuff.

More articles should have that! :)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Haha,

concise and to the point.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

you wish

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elbow, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

Hahahahha!

That's the best!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

spacebreeze!

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

Of course naturally it would only get windy once Britain claimed the moon.

If only so the astrochaps had something to complain about.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

hmm, it'd rain too

the secret of terraforming

just plant our damn flag, damn it!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

if the moon was part of Britain,

it would rain most days

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

Yeah! And we terraformed the fucker!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

'ning all!

Who's done what tonight? I did a fish.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

I did a play burnout paradise and eat biscuits :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

Biscuits should make you smile, no? I like Custard Creams, or Speculaas.... mmmm

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

They are Choco Leibniz

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

Ooh..

posh! forrin and exotic like!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

Up the fucking gills!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

and out the mouth!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

feesh!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

That

Sounds like Vic Reeves.... the Mackerel ees a dam wide feesh :)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

I'm trying to watch La Haine

but b3ta is distracting me.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

No nononononononoonono

Watch it! That's one of my faves! Unless you've seen it before in which case ok, carry on!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

It's ok it's on pause!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

There's a new film with

Vincent Cassell in, looks quite good but I forget the name, 2 done together to do with some famous French crim. I like his stuff, but not Irreversible, never watch that film it's full of horrible.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

I have had Irreversible sat on my shelf for about a year, I'm looking for someone

strange enough to watch it with me.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

Oh nononon!

Have another film to wash your mind with after - THAT scene is REALLY BRUTAL. I can put up with a lot but that still kind of disturbs me and I watched it a couple of years ago. It's very well done but that makes it worse. :(

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

I watched a Korean film called Hansel & Gretal

it was pretty good.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

Ooh, sounds interesting...

I shall look for it. I have Chocolate to watch yet though, apparently top chocky-socky action, geographically near enough for an Englishman. :)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

I done a driving and a listening to musics, but no arts

I like your fish!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

Fanks!

I expect I liked your driving unless you killed anyone.That would have been slightly less likeable, unless they were a right one. :)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

i like fish

does it come in battered? preferably trawled.

i did some paving, came home, did a daft anim, ate, did another daft anim. all with a sprinkling of spitty roll-ups. apart from the eating.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

i see the output but WHERE'S THE INPUT

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Shada, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

he converts air molecules

that he sucks in through his eyes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

ah, an occularairian

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

trippy

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

Your tail fell off!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

He dun a guiness poo!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

What a filthy bugger!

get that man(?) some tissue.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

I have one of those.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

poo is black

see a doctor

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elbow, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

he is an amorphous teal coloured armless blob

I think black poo is normal

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

carry on then

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elbow, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

I thought he had arms

and that he was using them to work it out.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

This apparition clearly needs a shrink

if being technically dead wasn't enough

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

I like the happyness on his face...

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

Hahahaha.

Was that wine OK?

Also I went to the cinema today.

1) First time I've seem a b3tardswork in the cinema (Jonto crusha ad)
2) Dear fucking boogie! New Fame film
3) The new Pixar one looks awesome
4) They've offically detached themselves from the book plots
and
4) It was a 12 film. i had to put up with pertified 6 year olds that were too scared to watch.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

Jonto?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

Yes it was, thank you very much

1. coooool
2. I saw a trailer that I thought looked quite good :D
3. It is, I saw it a month or two ago
4. ?
4(2) what? oh, was it Harry Potter?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

4) the ending hsd nothing to do with thr book

$a)Should have mentioned thst

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

You were looking at "pertified" 6 year olds?

(AMadDayYes, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

pertified?

sounds french.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

No no,

You are thinking of "perchified", which is wholly fishy if you ask me.......

(AMadDayYes, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

hmm, now you have my attenchion

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

The more I wade through the years of life

the more I can see the attraction to an ancient Spartan model for society. Chav's can be our docile helot slaves, and our glorious purely un-chav children can be sent off to boot camps until they are old enough not to behave like deranged lunatics at about eighteen; though I would be conservative and push for about thirty, and fend for us murdering chavs in the middle of the night as part of some primordial initiation right

Perfect

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

I used to have a girlfriend who said that I treated her like a slave.

So I sold her.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

Sounds good.

Let's make it happen. Now. I have five pounds.

(AMadDayYes, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

Hehe, he's cute in a disgusting way

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

He's been on the Guinness.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

*squirt*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

Haha!

Nice!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

Hahaha

Yay

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

Heh

Looks just like Scarborough, that.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

Heat Man Mo Fo's!

only 7 more and a shit load of blue to do.

previously

Edit: Thanx yawl.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

Captain Blood?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

Who?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

Mega man 3?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

Anything that came after was shit.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

Bum.

I only completed 1, played a fair bit of 3, but cant remember much apart from all of cutsmans level

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

I completed mm2 for the 1st time last year

I've been playing it for 20 years ffs!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

users.skynet.be/NightGem/c64/images/amiga_captainblood.gif

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

Ahh yes

I see the similarity.
its very blue though.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

aceness

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

Awesome :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

That's fucking ace!

Have you done Cutsman?

He's the best

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

See my profile

4th or 5th image down, click for big.
;)
Edit:He's my fav boss too.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sings along to HORSE the band - Cutsman* :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

this is mega good.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

Flip yeah!

Pixel-art cross-stitch is a top idea.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

I particularly like the plumage. [EDIT: It is a Mandarin duck]

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

LOOK OUT

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Shada, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

You are Hitler.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

APRICOT!

Apricot?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

Apricot duck?

How does that work?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

In a tasty tasty way...

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

Is that...you!?

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

hahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

Although it is actually just a fold in my shorts.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

And this is what happens when you get excitable

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

Indeed it is.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

*gets down from an elephant*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

Pedantichrist!

Marvel at his innate super-ability of small fruit levitation...
*gasps in awe* :D

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

Oh, for the love of Drew Barrimore's saggy chest,

someone must get it?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

I just filenamed

bravo! (but it's still an apricot)

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

*GASPS*

*inhales floating apricot*
*dies*

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

MOLE!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

It is a small piece of faeces.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

Nice couch

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Thank you.

I have a chair which matches.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

THE SKY IS THE GROUND

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Shada, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

m-m-m...mother?!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

i want those mountains nice and clean for the stongman contest later today

(

Shada, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

stop that man! He'll remove the ice cream!!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

He's such a wind up.

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

that's a very slinky dress she's wearing

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

Oof!

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

It's from the Spring collection

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

Ack!

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

I think it makes her

look like a Hooke-r

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

these jokes make me recoil in horror

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

that's stretching it a bit

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

the tension's too much

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

He hasn't metal her family yet either

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

i have no idea

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

i now realise that they're slinkies

and i still don't really understand

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

No they're just springs.

He ~~comes onto~~ hits on her but she's having none of it.
Springs have potential energy when they're wound up, so she uses it to POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER (but I doubt I needed to explain that bit, sorry :P)

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

When I read that joke I actually recoiled!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

wat

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Shada, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

Potential energy

www.b3ta.com/board/9594151

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

...and they're springs...

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

i know i just wanted to say wat

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Shada, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

Oh ok.

That and micto's comment threw me off D:

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

Off of what?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

An ant.

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

I don't rate incest/insects

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

INSECT RAPIST

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

I wish.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

This reminds me of the most pointless toy I was ever given

basically a coil of metal that was designed to flop down stair cases because of the momentum of it's own weight, absolutely fascinating, even for a naive child

The seventies were like utter shite

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

hardly anyone has ever heard of those

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

I am intrigued.

What is this "coil" you speak of!?

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

i've still got mine

it's ace
i had to buy another one for the kids so that they wouldn't break it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

me too

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elbow, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

Did you have physics at school today?

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zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

When a slinky walks in with a parallel waist you get SPRUNG!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

Springtits

How does that work then?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

I don't know but if you look closely, he's staring at them.

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

Is that.. a man?

:D ace stuff, I do like your style.

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zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

not 'a' man

'THE' man

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

What a saucy devil.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

fuck

forgot his eyebrows

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

Yay

He was a bit of a cad, I think

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

Nicely done

This reminds me: I need to buy Get Carter.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

yes you do

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

I got The Long Good Friday today

Any other classic gangster films I should add to my collection?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

british?

yes
sexy beast
i like layer cake, but time will tell if it's truly a classic
and for classic caine, ipress file (although not actually gangster)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

Never got round to seeing Sexy Beast, might have to download a preview copy

And is Layer Cake good then? I thought it got rubbish reviews, but I could be totally wrong (then again, the reviews could be wrong). That reminds me, I need to get Lock Stock and Snatch too.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

awesomes

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

I have no idea why!

Jesus im bored!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

He looks a bit like the third chuckle brother

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zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

Wierd!

HE does now you mention it! lol, its amazing what a bit of bling will do for you!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

"to me" "to you" "fo sho"

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weaver., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

to the FACE!

news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_6600000/newsid_6601300/6601395.stm

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

Hahaha

(Ligdheb, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

Hamtoucher.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

Who is this guy?

Other than looking like the third chuckle brother, he looks extrememly familiar to me.

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Posh Girl apparently, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

i think.....

Jammie Dodger Senior

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sammy_Davis_Jr.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

Thanks

Now I feel like a proper idiot for not knowing that

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Posh Girl apparently, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

how's this?

(spiggytopes, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

like a front page.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

thank you

[edit] oh. I see now. You won't believe me if I say I didn't know someone had got there first, will you?

(spiggytopes, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

*Snigger*

(Glomp Fuck, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

it's not an accustation; merely an observation.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

I thought you were being a bit, you know, sarky. Have a hug.

(spiggytopes, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

it's not exactly like it,

to be fair.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

If it was I'd have said 'exactly like a front page'

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

ok it's not even particularly like it,

other than that it's based around the same two films.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

So to recap; It's like a front page'

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

except it isn't like it.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

Oh no young Technoligies, you will find it is you that is mistaken. About a great many things.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

thanks for sticking up for me

but it turns out Mr Monkdagola was not being as sarcastic as I thought he was. (see below, and above)

(spiggytopes, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

like a boss

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

*click*

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Posh Girl apparently, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

Are you really posh?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6314129

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

That didnt answer my question

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

I know, she never answered mine either.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

Apparently I am, hence the "apparently" in my sig

I went to an all girls private school so I shall let you draw your own conclusions from that fact

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Posh Girl apparently, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

I went to an all boys grammar school.... that just makes me gay :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

Not necessarily

But more than likely

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Posh Girl apparently, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

I like wimmins

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

But do you like the men folk too?

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Posh Girl apparently, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

Not for sexy times, no

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

Then I courtsey to you my dear sir.

For you are a rare find indeed.

Although I'm sure that a girl leaving an all girls school who is neither a bitch nor a lesbian is rare too

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Posh Girl apparently, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

There was an all girls school just down the road from the boys school

Sexy times were had by all :D
And good GCSEs and A-Levels

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

Ditto, well, across the road.

There was this little lane, just off the road that separated the two schools that was nicknamed "Shag Alley"
Bet you can't possibly imagine what happened down there

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Posh Girl apparently, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

Pog playing I presume

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

POGS! :D

Ahhh, childhood memories

*looks off into the distance remembering simpler times*

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Posh Girl apparently, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

I like you, can I keep you?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

I'm not too sure how to respond to that

But I shall take it as a compliment

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Posh Girl apparently, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

Welcome etc....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

Thanks

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Posh Girl apparently, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

me too,

errr... what happens now?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

Nothing....?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

same as always.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

you might have been the caretaker?

(spiggytopes, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

Are you really female?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

Yes

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Posh Girl apparently, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

Go on....

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

Go on?

How would you like me to elaborate on that?

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Posh Girl apparently, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

I'd like you to accurately describe how being a woman feels to you...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

Are you really going to ignore us?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

Sorry, I was looking at other pages on the interwebs

I did not mean to ignore anyone

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Posh Girl apparently, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

Air Hair Lair!

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

Genoa?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

Alaska!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

Click?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

what the fuck just happened?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

is that a lyrebird?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

Are you really a psychologist?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

Where did you get that idea?

No I'm not

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Posh Girl apparently, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

thank you

(spiggytopes, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

One competition to the tune of another

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

Arf :)

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zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

At last!

The lovely Samantha revealed; what an angelic beauty to toss to safe in the knowledge it's Radio Four, and kittens wont be harmed

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

I always imagined her with shorter hair

Still, the longer the better, I'm sure that's what Samantha would say.

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Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

Indeed

The lovely Samantha has long been a behind-the-scenes supporter of b3ta, and it is a little known fact that she maintains a truly enormous library of source images for boarders to use in their manipulations. In fact, she assists in this manner on a large number of discussion boards. All you have to do is ask her nicely and she'll freely expose her bountiful assets in any public forum.

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

Gosh, I never knew she was that approachable

She's obviously Rob's cleaner as well, who comes round on Tuesdays; and Fridays if Rob's feeling flushed

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

Presumably he finishs before the chloroform wears off the rest of the week

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

Mustapha Bindoon

Buthatsa Notgonnastopme

Sorry about fscking huge, fixed now.

(Jokel, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

Robo-Jesus

Repent, while I go for a cuppa.

(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

This (and the one before) are both cool.

From your username I can glean there will be one final robot and it will be shouting.

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zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

There will never be a final robot. Unless I get bored of it all.

(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

the final robot would be Jesus again

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Does Droid Jesus serve a good brew?

Or does he show off by pouring it on the floor and trying to walk on it?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

hehehe, I like them, keep them coming :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

No more tonight. Some in my profile though.

Right, that's me done. Possibly for another 4 years.

(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

DO GHANDI!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

Do Moses!

Do Buddha!
Do Zoroaster!
But whatever you do, DON'T DO MUHAMMED!

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

I just watched Gandhi last night.

Best 3 hours I've ever investested in a film and Ben Kingsley makes my Movie-Penis hard.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

I want to watch aliens after that down there \/

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

Alien or Aliens?

This might not make you want to see it:
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

Aliens

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

I've not seen the sequel either.

Can I come over to your house and watch it with you?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

I dont have it :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

That sounds like an excuse.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

If I had it you could come and eat reduced crisps and watch it :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

Theoretical hooray!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

AND TEH POPE!!!!!!

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Kaiser, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

The dude abides :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

The Big Robowski?

Now there's something I'd like to see

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

That would be Ace!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

Is that me?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

bullet jesus

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Shada, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

this is a vampire robot zombie jesus

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Top robotics!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

INTERGALACTC, PLANETARY

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

Cancerary....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

Can I program Rain Man into his personality bank?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

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