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'Nanna Gollum'
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Ninj ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:20,
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HOLY FUCK CAKES! KILL IT!
*runs in fear*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:21,
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*overtakes*
'ning, b3ta.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:38,
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Bloody hell Ninj!
That's nasty.... :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:03,
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Mornin'sir
\O/ :)
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Ninj ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:12,
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awesome as usual :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:27,
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Why thank you sir
:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:31,
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Mystery Shopper ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:18,
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Ha! There's still life in this (unlike Maddie)
Talking of which, I sadly report that John Hughs (Of Ferris Bueller/Breakfast Club fame) has died
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:24,
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:(
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:26,
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I like that
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:28,
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aw... fucking hell
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:46,
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I was just reading about his death on the tube
The Breakfast Club actually ranks up there with memorable films for me
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:27,
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For me it has to be Ferris Buellers Day Off
Love that film, and the DVD commentary by John Hughs is really good
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:29,
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"Coffee Mug? I'm 40% Coffee Mug Baby!"
Bender: 40% Coffee Mug 10% Blu Tac 5% Paper Clip 20% Tin Foil 15% empty tub 2% paper 1% Sticky Tape 74.2% Mathematician
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:08,
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Excellent!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:24,
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Im confused
as the bulk of the body looks like one of those modern pepper grinders is that the mug? and if so... how modern!!
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:50,
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It's an upside down Starbucks Coffee Mug thing...
...which I make cool by putting tea in it instead.
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:52,
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you can make starbucks cool????
hehe well you have with that thing! ; ) top bendering!
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:54,
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Despite being un-cool their stainless steel mugs are awesome...
...I've filled it when setting off from yorkshire, started driving, been stuck in endless traffic on the M1 and M25, and arrived in London with hot tea before now :)
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:03,
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mmmmmm
hot tea (in Homer as opposed to Bender voice)
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:07,
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More ladyness
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:08,
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Nice :)
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:09,
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awesome :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:12,
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Thankies
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:13,
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Why's she holding her boobs up?
:P
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Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:18,
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Because it brings all the boys to the yard
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:21,
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theres something slightly Jolly Jack about this
- the squirrel ;) nice!
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:27,
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I see tits but no tail
There's no squirrels! I don't see Squirrels... :D
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:33,
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oh crap
never finished my sentence ..... ahh but which sentence! ; ) oh hang on... was too lazy to put minus so i put - :D
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:47,
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They can break a man's arm, you know....
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:08,
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Hahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahaha *loves*
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:10,
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hahhaahahhahah! damn swan pranksters!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:12,
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swankers
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:18,
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pffft!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:23,
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Hahaha
You silly
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:14,
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You will go your entire life
and NEVER meet anyone who's had an arm broken by a swan...Yet you will meet dozens of people who KNOW someone who has had it happen to them.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:26,
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I have had my arm broken by a swan
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:58,
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Un cygne a brûlé mon cou. Je ne l'ai pas aimé.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:05,
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hahahahaha
that cheered me up :D *clicks
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:52,
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Here's another watery one, it's a bit fowl though...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:53,
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Swans are cunts
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:24,
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:O
it was all I could see here: b3ta.com/board/9626065 *fears*
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:05,
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! :o
Ceiling cat is watching you procrastinate!
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:09,
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Is that the cut-out ceiling cat from tubbypaws?
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:18,
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Yup
put it up a year ago, no-one's taken it down yet :D
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:35,
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Those crazy Star Wars kids...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:49,
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GAH! that isn't Lucas taking the photo, is it?
PASS ME A FLAGGON OF MINDBLEACH!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:51,
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GAH! that isn't Lucas taking the photo, is it?
It's clearly E Honda
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dogfish ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:54,
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prior to Hundred Hand Wank
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:00,
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May the force be with Jew
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dogfish ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:52,
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I find your lack of other faiths disturbing
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:53,
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:)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:54,
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hahahahahah! dear oh dear.....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:55,
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ha !
Darth and Leah shopping for christmas presents - Darth says to Leah "I know what you got Luke for Christams". Leah says "how do you know that ?" Darth days "cos I saw you buy them"
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dogfish ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:56,
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looks for naked fat bloke..yay there he is
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:54,
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Nothing if not predictable...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:55,
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.
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badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:37,
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You star!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:38,
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hahahah nicely done
aww, he's ill and old and stuff, let's let him out
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:38,
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he's out i think
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:53,
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I bet he was chuffed to bits
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:40,
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*le spang*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:42,
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hahgahah
fucking ace
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:42,
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hahahah! Perfect :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:47,
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Bigg Win!
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Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:49,
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hahaha
I've been trying to think of something to use that Biggs picture for, but you have hit the nail on the head.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:53,
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spiffing :D
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:12,
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She loves it... she loves it rubby...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:33,
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I don't know what they're doing, but I bet it's illegal
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:37,
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It's only illegal if you do it to minors or cattle.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:39,
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he's feeding the pony
70s stylee
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:43,
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or it should be illegal if it's not.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 12:44,
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hehehe
he looked like a thunderbird puppet before!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:43,
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Nicely animated.
:D
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:57,
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Random brainfart
Nothing to say or see here, move along.
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MrBeansHoliday ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:16,
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Hahahaha
Nice
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:18,
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YES
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:18,
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:D
Great!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:34,
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Robert de Niro's waiting to have a go on this
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:37,
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Would he be talking italian in it?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:39,
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You talking to me?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:43,
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Italian...
...for suppository? Innuendo. TRUE FACT
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IHaveTheRightToArmBears ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:53,
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hahahahahah! how utterly mad!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:22,
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YES
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:24,
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UPDATE MORE OFTEN OR I'LL UNFOLLOW YOU
IN THE FACE
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:34,
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As it were
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:38,
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YEAH I TOTALLY KEEP MEANING TO
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:30,
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No drawing, no photoshop...?
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:11,
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haha
but please don't tell me she is wearing fishnets and where are the tattoos? - Get some wingdings in there!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:13,
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Arrrgh
Too late now.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:17,
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what's going on in cell A4?
Is it a fly buzzing around her skanky head?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:20,
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=SUMIF(O72:O77,"FLANDERSPOPPY")
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:24,
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hehe
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:25,
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Hahaha!
If that's the case...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:13,
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Lovely!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:26,
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Outstanding
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:19,
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Good lord! That's fantastic!!!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:35,
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YES
I particularly like the long black cock
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:39,
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I feel the urge to sing Cher
If I could turn back tiime
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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:43,
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I saw her at my new local tube station
on wednesday morning. I know this goes without saying, but man is she a mess!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:54,
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this is how Emmerdale will end...
(i am rubbish this morning)
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coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 7:42,
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*Sympathy Reply*
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Gooch Is neither here nor there ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:23,
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Replying to the sympathy reply
making this post look more popular
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Gooch Is neither here nor there ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:23,
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just act as if nothing has happened
that's my advice to you
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:29,
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May your first child
be a masculine child... or a unicorn
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:34,
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May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman
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Gooch Is neither here nor there ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:35,
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BOOM SHANKA
etc
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:43,
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May the museum of your own natural history
charge a reasonable entrance fee and have as a richly proportioned gift shop
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:45,
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i hope that everybody dies
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:47,
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I'm guessing your going to be right on that one
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Gooch Is neither here nor there ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:48,
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I'm guessing:
LAZER BALL!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:50,
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it would be wonderful if we all turned to sand at the same time
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:57,
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May dragons vomit their bile rife with goodness
at the feet of your neighbors and may your days on the Earth be fragrant with the BBQ sauce of life
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:44,
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ah, I'm RISing a bit - Blake 7 and Emmerdale?
'ningles everyone! heheh, one of the techies just rang up, and one of the girls in the office answered - she had to find out who was about and didnt no my name.. she apologised quite a lot, and was somewhat embarresed she had to ask. I just smiled and said not to worry... The thing is, I have no idea what her name is :D edit: ah, just looked up Paul Darrow , I get it now :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:38,
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one day in the near future techies won't have to ring up
they'll send messages by writing ink squid in on papyrus
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:48,
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don't be crazy, they'll have flying squids that can write the mesage for them with their own ink
nings Prof!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:52,
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ningles Steven
how be thee?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:52,
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I be most excellent this morn'!
thank fuck it's friday...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:12,
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don't be stupid everyone knows motorised hamster couriers are the future
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:33,
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You had me confused there for a moment
I thought you looked up your coworkers name, and it turned out her name was Paul Durrow
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:18,
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why did they kill off Blake :(
WHY!!!!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:51,
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the writers were getting too close to the truth?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:58,
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Good mornings
...although to be fair it's not hard to confuse me at the moment.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:03,
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hahahaha
*may be funny to those over 40*
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave! ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:11,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:33,
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HAHAHAHAHA
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:35,
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Pffft!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:37,
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excellent
i needed that after the sad news today.
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elbow ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:38,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:47,
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you're hired
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elbow ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:49,
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Let's say you're 5 and you have a can of frosting in front of you.
You really really love frosting. So you start shoveling it into your mouth as fast as you can. Once you eat about half of the can you feel something isn't sitting right but you continue because you love frosting. At about 3/4s gone you start to dislike frosting very much, but you keep on going for some reason. Now you've finished the can and run to the bathroom to vomit. Frosting is ruined for you forever, you can't even look at it without being filled with resentment and anger. The smell makes you gag and you wish you never met that worthless lazy son of a fucking bitch. I swear to god the first chance I get I am out of that door for good. Who's going to burn your pot roast now Greg?? You ruined my life and I hate you with every fiber of my being.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 6:15,
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Where on earth did you find that?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 6:18,
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pissing around on reddit
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 6:19,
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Any luck on the job front yet?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 6:22,
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not really
a few positive interviews but nothing that has resulted in actual money
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 6:25,
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fuck
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d d ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 7:06,
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I would not wish to be a member of The Dead Ast Club.
Black ecxes would do nothing for my complexion.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 7:11,
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they are dead also
so . . . you know . . . that would suck too
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d d ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 7:13,
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Indeed. I'm of the opinion I'd likely starve.
Brains are less common than one might assume.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 7:17,
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Clubbed to death
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 7:16,
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they all died.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:42,
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I'm bored
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:10,
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I'm the Chairman of the bored!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:11,
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That makes me a bored member
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:21,
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Not worth a new thread
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:37,
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hahaha
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elbow ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:13,
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Gormless was coined for people like that.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:22,
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REM
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:22,
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It makes me feel sad when I see people like this who don't have brains to compensate for their looks
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:28,
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Napoleon Dynamite is one of the most moving films ever made.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:33,
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I found a few of them here
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:38,
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HAI
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elbow ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:07,
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Smooth.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:09,
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You're really good at these
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:10,
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..just pushing a button :D
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elbow ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:17,
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Lovely
but how?
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:10,
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incense smoke
black background.. flash at back and to the right
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elbow ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:13,
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Ace
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:17,
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i've got about 800 from tonight..
..some look like faces to my surprise
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elbow ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:19,
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Can you animate them?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:20,
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i dunno
i might give it a shot and see what happens
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elbow ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:23,
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cool
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:29,
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just found this one
dog skull face thing
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elbow ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:31,
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I'm going to have to give this a go
Keep doing them until you get one that looks like Amy Winehouse, then compo it
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:34,
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It's obviosuly
someone holding a nob with a pair of laboratory tongs
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dogfish ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:47,
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jellyfish!
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:16,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:38,
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ahahah
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:39,
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hello hello, I have just gazz'd you
this image and mofahas have given me the fear, night b3ta!
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:45,
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Night
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:47,
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WHOA
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:48,
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YIKES!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:50,
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Bloody Hell!
That's Angelina Jolie
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:55,
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Flanders poppy
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:05,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:06,
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lybians?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:07,
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Librarians!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:08,
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Utalitarians?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:09,
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Here is the gesture which states "I am a mime"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:14,
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Hah, what?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:16,
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You don't know Pokey? Here's my fave:
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:17,
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SPEAK DIRECTLY INTO THE JACKET POCKET
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:20,
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Italians?
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:36,
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ITALIANS!!!!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:38,
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:S oh the squirality
pleaze can you giv me petrol monei? edit : I think its time for me to shuffle off
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:09,
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what is goig on
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:18,
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Isn't really (goig) anywhere
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:20,
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I love you guys sometimes.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:24,
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:24,
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sup holmes
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:25,
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Drive by mauling in progress.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:25,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:38,
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Put in your pipe and smoke
Equilibrium found! You should move to Japan! I don't really understand.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:41,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:50,
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Fuck ass shit, Tit-bitch! Screw Dick, Pussy Nutsballs.
if(input.match(/(fuck|shit|ass|tit|bitch|screw|dick|pussy|nuts|balls)/i)){ //dirty snarks = successStrings.dirty; }
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:58,
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I made a Domo generator
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:33,
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Here is the codez
Download Context Free and paste the code in for your own Domos!startshape MAIN background { hue 200 sat .5 b -.2} rule MAIN { 18* { r 20} DOMO{y 21 } } rule DOMO { BASE {hue 33 sat .6 b .45}} rule BASE { BAR{ } SQUARE{s 4 1 y .5} LOW {y 1} LEGSTART{x -1 y - 1 s 1.5} LEGSTART{x 1 y-1 s 1.5 flip 90 } } rule LEGSTART { SQUARE {} BAR {s .3 y -.65} } rule BAR { CIRCLE {x -1 s 2} 3*{x 1}SQUARE{x -1 } CIRCLE {x 1 s 2} SQUARE{s 2} } rule LOW { SQUARE[s 4 .2 y.5 ] LOW {y .1 r 1} } rule LOW {LOW {flip 90} } rule LOW .1{ LOWJAW {} } rule LOWJAW { LOWMOUTH {sat 1 hue -33 b .8 z 1} SQUARE[s 4 .5 y .5] MIDJAW{ y .5} ARMBASE { x - 2 s -1 1 } ARMBASE { x 2 } } rule ARMBASE 2 {SQUARE {x .25 } ARMSTART {x .8}} rule ARMBASE 1 {ARMBASE { flip 0}} rule ARMSTART {ARM{r 45}} rule ARM { CIRCLE {} ARM { x .1 r 4} } rule ARM .1 {CIRCLE {} HAND {x .5}} rule HAND { CIRCLE {s 1.3} } rule LOWMOUTH { SQUARE{ s 3 1 } 4*{x .75}TRIANGLE{ x - 1.13 y - .3 b 1 sat -1 s .75 z 2} } rule MIDJAW { SQUARE{ s 3 .2 sat 1 hue -33 b .8 z 1} SQUARE[s 4 .2] MIDJAW{y .1 r 1} } rule MIDJAW {MIDJAW {flip 90} } rule MIDJAW .35 {TOPJAW {y .2}} rule TOPJAW { LOWMOUTH {sat 1 hue -33 b .8 z 1 s 1 -1} SQUARE[s 4 .85 y .1] HIGH {} } rule HIGH { SQUARE[s 4 .2 y..5 ] HIGH {y .1 r 1} } rule HIGH { HIGH {flip 90} } rule HIGH .3 {TOP {}} rule TOP { SQUARE[s 4 1.2 y .5 ] BAR{ y 1.2 s 1 -1} EYES {y .25} } rule EYES {2*{x 2.5} {EYE{ x - 1.2 y 1 z 5}}} rule EYE { CIRCLE {b - 1 s .7.} CIRCLE {sat -1 b 1 s .1 y .2.} } and good night
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:44,
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Goodnight :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:48,
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CYA
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 3:07,
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goodnight
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 3:33,
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feckin beautiful!
night
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:55,
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Hello b3ta internet people. I made you a flutterby
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:53,
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How nice!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:54,
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I shall coax it into a hardback book, slam the book shut and frame its body
With a little plaque and everything.
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:54,
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Tut. Show the beautiful creature some respect.
Skilfully deploy a simple domestic hammer.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:58,
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yay for lady cottington's pressed fairy dairy :D
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arrangedletters ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:01,
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I read that as Co-Ax and thought,
"Where will he fit the cable, and how does that tie in with books?" I think I need sleep :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:09,
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I definitely need sleep.
'night, b3ta.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:29,
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round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:58,
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That . . . is a very graceful flutterby . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:59,
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oooh how lovely :)
wonderful work :) is it meant to slow when it flutters closest to the screen or is my computer spacking out in the same place? It pulled a right weird one earlier.. I was watching a youtube vid on links.. and the video would only play, disjointedly mind, while the mouse was moving. I stopped moving the mouse the video stopped but the audio continued fine. Twas bizarre.
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arrangedletters ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:00,
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ta!
my bad, looping error, hoping it would go unnoticed :D
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:02,
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well i likes it.
gives your more chance to check the lil critter out :) although my liking may stem from the relief have the computer not borking :D
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arrangedletters ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:04,
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Sweet :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:04,
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This is lovely!
*enclickens* Edit: whoring like a good 'un:
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:10,
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Oh wow!
That is terribly nicely done sir!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:15,
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Oh, thank you!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:17,
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:D
quite, quite beautiful :)
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arrangedletters ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:15,
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That's awfully kind. Thanks!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:18,
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top shop :D
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elbow ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:19,
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*blushes*
Cheers!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:24,
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corr!
nice!
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:20,
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Bless you, much appreciated!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:25,
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Wow!
nicely done!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 3:16,
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*clicks*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:27,
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nice lee
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elbow ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:10,
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Mr. Elbow...
did you put the mouth in your smoke picture.. or is there some strange quirk going on? in the top right of the big chunk of smoke. maybe about in line with this............................................................V
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arrangedletters ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:20,
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nope, thats straight up
i thought this looked kinda face like-
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elbow ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:28,
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That's fucking class.
We need to talk....
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:29,
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anytime :)
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elbow ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:33,
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Elbow: quality smoke.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:30,
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haha
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elbow ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:32,
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Yay!
edit: pimpery, but if you have iTunes + OSX 10.4+ on a Mac (PPC or Intel)sites.google.com/site/flybutterfliesflyx/
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:26,
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nice!
should be easy to make an army of them now.
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:35,
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really good
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:49,
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This is most pleasing indeed
clickywoo
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 3:51,
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thanks :D
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:10,
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This is brilliant!
:D
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:00,
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