Ha! There's still life in this (unlike Maddie)
Talking of which, I sadly report that John Hughs (Of Ferris Bueller/Breakfast Club fame) has died
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:24,
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I was just reading about his death on the tube
The Breakfast Club actually ranks up there with memorable films for me
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:27,
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For me it has to be Ferris Buellers Day Off
Love that film, and the DVD commentary by John Hughs is really good
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:29,
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"Coffee Mug? I'm 40% Coffee Mug Baby!"
Bender:
40% Coffee Mug
10% Blu Tac
5% Paper Clip
20% Tin Foil
15% empty tub
2% paper
1% Sticky Tape
74.2% Mathematician
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:08,
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Bender:
40% Coffee Mug
10% Blu Tac
5% Paper Clip
20% Tin Foil
15% empty tub
2% paper
1% Sticky Tape
74.2% Mathematician
Im confused
as the bulk of the body looks like one of those modern pepper grinders
is that the mug? and if so... how modern!!
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:50,
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is that the mug? and if so... how modern!!
It's an upside down Starbucks Coffee Mug thing...
...which I make cool by putting tea in it instead.
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:52,
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you can make starbucks cool????
hehe well you have with that thing! ; )
top bendering!
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:54,
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top bendering!
Despite being un-cool their stainless steel mugs are awesome...
...I've filled it when setting off from yorkshire, started driving, been stuck in endless traffic on the M1 and M25, and arrived in London with hot tea before now :)
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:03,
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theres something slightly Jolly Jack about this
- the squirrel ;)
nice!
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:27,
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nice!
I see tits but no tail
There's no squirrels! I don't see Squirrels...
:D
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:33,
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:D
oh crap
never finished my sentence ..... ahh but which sentence! ; )
oh hang on... was too lazy to put minus so i put - :D
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:47,
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oh hang on... was too lazy to put minus so i put - :D
You will go your entire life
and NEVER meet anyone who's had an arm broken by a swan...Yet you will meet dozens of people who KNOW someone who has had it happen to them.
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:26,
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GAH! that isn't Lucas taking the photo, is it?
PASS ME A FLAGGON OF MINDBLEACH!
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:51,
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GAH! that isn't Lucas taking the photo, is it?
It's clearly E Honda
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:54,
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ha !
Darth and Leah shopping for christmas presents - Darth says to Leah "I know what you got Luke for Christams". Leah says "how do you know that ?" Darth days "cos I saw you buy them"
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:56,
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hahahah nicely done
aww, he's ill and old and stuff, let's let him out
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:38,
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hahaha
I've been trying to think of something to use that Biggs picture for, but you have hit the nail on the head.
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:53,
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haha
but please don't tell me she is wearing fishnets
and where are the tattoos? - Get some wingdings in there!
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:13,
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and where are the tattoos? - Get some wingdings in there!
what's going on in cell A4?
Is it a fly buzzing around her skanky head?
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:20,
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I saw her at my new local tube station
on wednesday morning. I know this goes without saying, but man is she a mess!
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:54,
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Replying to the sympathy reply
making this post look more popular
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:23,
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May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:35,
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May the museum of your own natural history
charge a reasonable entrance fee and have as a richly proportioned gift shop
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:45,
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May dragons vomit their bile rife with goodness
at the feet of your neighbors and may your days on the Earth be fragrant with the BBQ sauce of life
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:44,
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ah, I'm RISing a bit - Blake 7 and Emmerdale?
'ningles everyone!
heheh, one of the techies just rang up, and one of the girls in the office answered - she had to find out who was about and didnt no my name.. she apologised quite a lot, and was somewhat embarresed she had to ask. I just smiled and said not to worry... The thing is, I have no idea what her name is :D
edit: ah, just looked up Paul Darrow , I get it now :D
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:38,
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heheh, one of the techies just rang up, and one of the girls in the office answered - she had to find out who was about and didnt no my name.. she apologised quite a lot, and was somewhat embarresed she had to ask. I just smiled and said not to worry... The thing is, I have no idea what her name is :D
edit: ah, just looked up Paul Darrow , I get it now :D
one day in the near future techies won't have to ring up
they'll send messages by writing ink squid in on papyrus
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:48,
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don't be crazy, they'll have flying squids that can write the mesage for them with their own ink
nings Prof!
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:52,
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don't be stupid everyone knows motorised hamster couriers are the future
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:33,
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You had me confused there for a moment
I thought you looked up your coworkers name, and it turned out her name was Paul Durrow
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:18,
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Let's say you're 5 and you have a can of frosting in front of you.
You really really love frosting. So you start shoveling it into your mouth as fast as you can. Once you eat about half of the can you feel something isn't sitting right but you continue because you love frosting. At about 3/4s gone you start to dislike frosting very much, but you keep on going for some reason. Now you've finished the can and run to the bathroom to vomit. Frosting is ruined for you forever, you can't even look at it without being filled with resentment and anger. The smell makes you gag and you wish you never met that worthless lazy son of a fucking bitch. I swear to god the first chance I get I am out of that door for good. Who's going to burn your pot roast now Greg?? You ruined my life and I hate you with every fiber of my being.
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 6:15,
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not really
a few positive interviews but nothing that has resulted in actual money
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 6:25,
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I would not wish to be a member of The Dead Ast Club.
Black ecxes would do nothing for my complexion.
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 7:11,
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Indeed. I'm of the opinion I'd likely starve.
Brains are less common than one might assume.
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 7:17,
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It makes me feel sad when I see people like this who don't have brains to compensate for their looks
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:28,
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i've got about 800 from tonight..
..some look like faces to my surprise
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:19,
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I'm going to have to give this a go
Keep doing them until you get one that looks like Amy Winehouse, then compo it
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:34,
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It's obviosuly
someone holding a nob with a pair of laboratory tongs
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:47,
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ahahah
reminds of this crazy cunt:
www.justoffroad.com/Redbull%20airrace/Lord%20Bath.jpg
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:39,
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www.justoffroad.com/Redbull%20airrace/Lord%20Bath.jpg
hello hello, I have just gazz'd you
this image and mofahas have given me the fear, night b3ta!
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:45,
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Put in your pipe and smoke
Equilibrium found!
You should move to Japan!
I don't really understand.
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:41,
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You should move to Japan!
I don't really understand.
Fuck ass shit, Tit-bitch! Screw Dick, Pussy Nutsballs.
if(input.match(/(fuck|shit|ass|tit|bitch|screw|dick|pussy|nuts|balls)/i)){
//dirty
snarks = successStrings.dirty;
}
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 4:58,
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//dirty
snarks = successStrings.dirty;
}
Here is the codez
Download Context Free and paste the code in for your own Domos!
and good night
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:44,
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startshape MAIN
background { hue 200 sat .5 b -.2}
rule MAIN { 18* { r 20} DOMO{y 21 } }
rule DOMO { BASE {hue 33 sat .6 b .45}}
rule BASE {
BAR{ }
SQUARE{s 4 1 y .5}
LOW {y 1}
LEGSTART{x -1 y - 1 s 1.5}
LEGSTART{x 1 y-1 s 1.5 flip 90 }
}
rule LEGSTART { SQUARE {} BAR {s .3 y -.65} }
rule BAR {
CIRCLE {x -1 s 2} 3*{x 1}SQUARE{x -1 } CIRCLE {x 1 s 2}
SQUARE{s 2} }
rule LOW {
SQUARE[s 4 .2 y.5 ]
LOW {y .1 r 1}
}
rule LOW {LOW {flip 90} }
rule LOW .1{ LOWJAW {} }
rule LOWJAW
{
LOWMOUTH {sat 1 hue -33 b .8 z 1}
SQUARE[s 4 .5 y .5]
MIDJAW{ y .5}
ARMBASE { x - 2 s -1 1 }
ARMBASE { x 2 }
}
rule ARMBASE 2 {SQUARE {x .25 } ARMSTART {x .8}}
rule ARMBASE 1 {ARMBASE { flip 0}}
rule ARMSTART {ARM{r 45}}
rule ARM { CIRCLE {} ARM { x .1 r 4} }
rule ARM .1 {CIRCLE {} HAND {x .5}}
rule HAND { CIRCLE {s 1.3} }
rule LOWMOUTH {
SQUARE{ s 3 1 }
4*{x .75}TRIANGLE{ x - 1.13 y - .3 b 1 sat -1 s .75 z 2}
}
rule MIDJAW
{
SQUARE{ s 3 .2 sat 1 hue -33 b .8 z 1}
SQUARE[s 4 .2]
MIDJAW{y .1 r 1}
}
rule MIDJAW {MIDJAW {flip 90} }
rule MIDJAW .35 {TOPJAW {y .2}}
rule TOPJAW
{
LOWMOUTH {sat 1 hue -33 b .8 z 1 s 1 -1}
SQUARE[s 4 .85 y .1]
HIGH {}
}
rule HIGH {
SQUARE[s 4 .2 y..5 ]
HIGH {y .1 r 1}
}
rule HIGH { HIGH {flip 90} }
rule HIGH .3 {TOP {}}
rule TOP {
SQUARE[s 4 1.2 y .5 ]
BAR{ y 1.2 s 1 -1}
EYES {y .25}
}
rule EYES {2*{x 2.5} {EYE{ x - 1.2 y 1 z 5}}}
rule EYE {
CIRCLE {b - 1 s .7.}
CIRCLE {sat -1 b 1 s .1 y .2.}
}
and good night
I shall coax it into a hardback book, slam the book shut and frame its body
With a little plaque and everything.
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:54,
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Tut. Show the beautiful creature some respect.
Skilfully deploy a simple domestic hammer.
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:58,
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I read that as Co-Ax and thought,
"Where will he fit the cable, and how does that tie in with books?"
I think I need sleep :D
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:09,
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I think I need sleep :D
round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and
round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round!
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:58,
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round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round!
oooh how lovely :)
wonderful work :)
is it meant to slow when it flutters closest to the screen or is my computer spacking out in the same place?
It pulled a right weird one earlier.. I was watching a youtube vid on links.. and the video would only play, disjointedly mind, while the mouse was moving. I stopped moving the mouse the video stopped but the audio continued fine. Twas bizarre.
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:00,
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is it meant to slow when it flutters closest to the screen or is my computer spacking out in the same place?
It pulled a right weird one earlier.. I was watching a youtube vid on links.. and the video would only play, disjointedly mind, while the mouse was moving. I stopped moving the mouse the video stopped but the audio continued fine. Twas bizarre.
well i likes it.
gives your more chance to check the lil critter out :)
although my liking may stem from the relief have the computer not borking :D
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:04,
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although my liking may stem from the relief have the computer not borking :D
Mr. Elbow...
did you put the mouth in your smoke picture.. or is there some strange quirk going on?
in the top right of the big chunk of smoke.
maybe about in line with this............................................................V
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:20,
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in the top right of the big chunk of smoke.
maybe about in line with this............................................................V
Yay!
edit: pimpery, but if you have iTunes + OSX 10.4+ on a Mac (PPC or Intel)
sites.google.com/site/flybutterfliesflyx/
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:26,
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edit: pimpery, but if you have iTunes + OSX 10.4+ on a Mac (PPC or Intel)
sites.google.com/site/flybutterfliesflyx/
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