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# Anyone for a game of Air Hockney?


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De-Ris for any philistines
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# hahahahahahah
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Took me far longer than it should have!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Haha, I like
My mum works at the Hockney Gallery in Saltaire

TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Well I can send you a super high quality version that you can
print out and put up on the wall if you like ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Do it
I'll hang it in the gallery and take a pic and it'll be fun to see how long it stays up there

Ooh, I feel all banksy
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Fucking woot!
E-mailed to ya :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Hell yeah!
nicely

I have an air hockey table right here. Haven't played a game in months though. I might start doing that again. If only ms. M. weren't so damn good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# *jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Bastard.
All I have is a small one, which I lost the discs for years ago. So essentially all I have is a shit fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
nutter :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Hahahaa
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Whoop! Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# You knows it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Danke Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# wooyayhoopy
simply FAB:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Ta dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# ahhhahhhhhahh YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Cheers Rap.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# you've been making some good shit lately
 
GOOD SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Terribly kind of you.
I put it all down to the not going out too much due to being either in agony because of my wrist, or being off my tits on painkillers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Ta Brian/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Oooooooh my yes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# hahaha
good one :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Thankee Elbow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# sure...
...why not?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# That gets a click.
I have to say, I really don't like the original pic. I don't think I've ever really liked anything of his I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Cheers Mof!
Although you are wrong :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# You're not the boss of me, Redsushi.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# That is superb!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:01, archived)
# Excellent stuff
right there!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# not sausage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I like this
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# perfect
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Pfffffft
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# ingore?
is that unspilled guts?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# oh yes
multiclick
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Monkeys love fags.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# unlike god*
*allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# God's a smoker..
.. stands to reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# What about breakfast there?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# aha.. nice!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# cha!...
...noice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Finally, it's out of my head!


Sorry it's not a sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# half man
half budgie
all cop
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Dick Jones!
OCP!

Haha!
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# It does a little doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# lol :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
how rare
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Biggest laugh of the day - thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Very nice . . . I can't buy a trill !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] The Enigma of William Tell's Bum Sausage (not like that)

Do you see? Ahhhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Heheh, nicely done
That Dali dude sure liked his sausages
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Ta.
Dali once paid a young Brian Sewel to stand in his garden and have a wank, the dirty old git.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Must have been nice for Sewell
getting paid for what he'd have been doing anyway
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Popular sausage is popular!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Popular sausage is on page 2 of Google image search for 'sausage'!
POPULAR!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I think he's very deserving of his position
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# hahaha....ace:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Needs more fanny clocks.
Or ants.

Nah. It's great as it is.
*clickage*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Yes, it is.
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I like cooking tail tales !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# haha that's a bit unsettling
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# As unsettling as this?

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# i don't quite know what to make of this
i might have to go lie down for a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Disturbing.
And oddly arousing. Pardon me, my palms are sweating...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Big-Sausage:)
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(herman:D, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Hahah
This actually reminds me of someone!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhh fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Put down the knives kids and pick up a sausage....
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Ahh
rife with innuendo and tension...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# you know when i said i'd grill you last?...
I LIED.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# GET TO THE PORK CHOPPA!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# haha...i wanna go see this now
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I've never even been to Maaaars!
[pulls out his sausage]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] The humble Frankfurter, bait of choice for dogfishers the world over
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# this is ace!
is it a hotdog?
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# he's gone caught a dogfish!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Looks like he caught a keeper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Good thinking
I think I'll indulge in some dogfishing (dogging?) tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# if you're going dogging
i'll come and watch
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# DEAL

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# wave your frankfurter about and I'm sure you'll get a nibble
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# supoib :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# great stuff
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# arf.............could also use a kitten as bait if you run short:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# This, I like
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# YES!
That's beautifully done!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# "You a wiener!"
(c) DoA 1996
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# :D
Playstation bouncy boob fighters for the win
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# "I won't have any mercy, even in the ring!"
Bouncy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] disguise !!!..........surely they won't shoot at a sausage:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Oooh, go on, bomb me, bomb meeee!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# it's the Spambusters!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# if that got shot down over my house
it would be the happiest day of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# you'd think so
but it would be raining burning meat

you could receive slight injuries
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# totally worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I'd prefer a bacon plane
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# crashing into an egg plane?
and bursting into flames next to a bread balloon?

crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# The crew surely won't go hungry flying that well made sausage-oplane . . .
Open the knockwurst bay doors . . . SAUSAGE LINKS AWAY !

Edit:your upload prob might be the bucket . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Crash land into a finger roll!!
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# see...
...this is thinking outside the box.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# The Fuut0r.
Going to make some more of these I think....
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Shame to see this post go
It had potential. The guy has an ass on his back.

wait a minute - we all do
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I concur - good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I am glad you said that
I think people just didn't know were to go with it - what with the seeming adhd
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# It's not a play on anything previous..
.. deserves more 'woo'.

We like it, (and that must count for something), but I'm still learning the ropes & b3ta can be a harsh mistress.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Hamurai Warrior
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I recognise that,
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# That song you can't remember.
You know the one.

Yeah, you do..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# It's the lyrics to a song
Sunday Bloody Sunday by Richard Cheese
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I wish I was like 6 foot 9 so I could get with Leoshi cuz she dont know me but boy she's really fine.
Tray hoof, cot brat gland
heffer noddy book pots glowing pound
car metz, paint matte breasts
zepher blobby monster lets brown dyke flat.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Give a guy enough sausage and he'll . . . well you know . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# "Girl with sausage in palm have greasy handshake"
Sun Tzu: The Art of Cooking.

circa 722–481 BC or 476–221 BC (disputed)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# nice :D
bonus points for 'hamurai'
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# hehe
the bride gets her sausage out
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Good evening b3ta, my internet connection has been fucked all day, as a result I have being doing productive things.
Like eating some nice chops, doodling,



Amusing myself with complicated virtual reality software,



And pondering the meaning of life. How's your day been? :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# > FUCK !
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# That's fucking the gandalf, ahh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# The Scunner Campbell - now there's a blast from the past..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# it's all on the tube of you, man
every staggering high production value minute of it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Chops are nice. Let's go back to the chops..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Awesome!
I had a day off work, so I dropped a painting in at the framer's and got some prints done of some photos. Yesterday I found a quid in the street and caught my first thief (I don't really care how much stock the shop loses (since head office are dopey cheapskate gitbuckets), but I thwarted an evildoer so that makes me awesome and badass and shit). The day before that I made cupcakes and got some free stuff but I don't really want to say what it is or people will make fun of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# yay! fighting crime, finding cash
and getting embarassing freebies!

yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Indeed! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
I organised a sausage competition and got fucked off with Paint.NET. I miss photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# the above drawing is impossible with paint.net
at least

impossible in the sense it'd take fucking weeks!

fuck you paint.net!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Complicated indeed . . . I've been contemplating the contemplation of contemplating itself !
Duck Gandalf !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# my pork chops were nice
full of porcine chopness
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Pre-sausageness refined !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
That is it really.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# that's all one needs, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# It is.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# My day has been very warm and sausageless
Except for one special one, of course

*winks unconvincingly*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# awww
special sausage :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# My day has been full of my sexy new camera
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# phwoar!
sexy cam!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# "I'd buy that for a dollar"
If it was a dollar & I actually had a dollar.

Nice tech, Mr G!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# good evening discomeats!
my day is awesome now that you're here
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# yay!
would you like a pork chop?

or toats?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# i've just had dinner but you're making me hungry again
can i have a pork chop toastie?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# nom!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# The results are in:
Cpngrats to keb/-\b and prodigy69, who both scored 120pts in the Sausage Game! They win this fabulous coupon:


b3ta.com/board/9650313

Prodigy69: 120
theoriginalsteve: 100
Waspbox: 55
keb/-\b: 120
pzyko: 85
epiphany: 90
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I want to see your speadsheet for these scorings
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# All pen and paper I'm afraid.
Sausage No. (Number of Images)
3 (1)
5 (1)
8 (7)
10(6)
11(1)
18(2)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# You've been here all day?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I was about to say no
but I pretty much have been.

Must do something more productive tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Resits?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# IT'S A REGULAR SAUSAGE FEST!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# IT'S A REGULAR SAUSAGE TEST!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# This coupon
broked my screen :-(
(semi pro : explorer, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# This has been fun

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# haha! Ooooh, 3rd :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Recreating the big banger.
(Mr Chicken, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Hahahahhahahahha that looks like a cock hahahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# hahaha! it must be a 'large HARDON collider' HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA
hah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# hahhahaha a large HARD-ON COCKIDER HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# AHAHA SCHLONG SMASHER HAHAH HAHAH AHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Hahaha
it will brake down I suspect
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# break?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Something is going to collide with that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# haha





wonder if this works...
Edit: yay!
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Dazzling !
`▓
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# 8O
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# hahahhahah, good job
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# ok, I thought I'd modify this image
I'm not sure if I should post it.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# How else would we know ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# http://www.yes-minister.com/sounds/ypm21q2.ram
sorry for ram
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# bloomin(thall) heck!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# pffft!
in here please!

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] sausage war



(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# hahahah
hah

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Bombastically epic bombing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# it looks like they are really having the wurst time of it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Yeah . . . they need more sauerkraut !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# HAHAHAH!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# War is hell, man

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] The gender test is in
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# It's already been in
with the same joke 5 times today.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Fannies!
Damnable work and their image challenge interfering ways.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Cactus Bill !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# hahaha
I don't know why that made me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Me either too !
________________________)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Because you are a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# You know he's a cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# SEMEN YA!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Go on then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# OMG FP THIS NOW

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Not without a Quicktime logo.
Close, but no sausage. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# BAH!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# If you insist
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Ya!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Must have felt like queuing up for some potentially hazardous experiment...


The brave girls :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Heh, I thought they had LEGO logos on theirs IDs there for a second
and thought they might be master builders on their way to work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Hahaha
but christ, going off to vote with the potential of the Taliban sending along a suicide bomber to add a little melody to your day must have taken some nerve!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Not only are they all Beakers, they're all carrying bomb belts just in case
You know, as a precaution against other bomb belters
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# That is a slightly mentalist concept
two suicide bombers having an argument; things gets out of hand

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# hahaha. nice.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Or perhaps a quick round of pin the ID on Karzai !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm1-Bg3m6nY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# this does not mix with haydn well
but muppets takes priority :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Beethoven do ya?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# hahahaha
fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Hahaha
That never gets dusty
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Dressing up as a woman would normally get you a swift stoning
unless of course you're blowing up your neighbours and their children.

In which case you're a martyr.

?

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Beaker's sex has never been confirmed
*Demands evidence*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)
# ten quid
*proffers nudie Beaker pictures*
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] What a doll !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:17, archived)
# This very very sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Who wants whom . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:21, archived)
# this is so wrong
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)
# and yet...
..no, you're right, it's just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# and you love it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Yes she is Wong !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I know
how tacky is that little figurine on the table
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# careful...
...it's full of juice!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Squeeze out the plumpness . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I made these - anus free
(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
# So . . . you usually charge for them ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# not for regulars
(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Great . . . slice me off a ring !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# *winces*
but gives it up
(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# tease the meat
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Love it tender . . .
♪ ♫ ♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# this is ..um
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# So nice and cuddly . . . isn't it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Awww
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I understand that you can get them by the pound . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# She better get ready to duck.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# If you're thinking what I think you're thinking . . . I think that you think that it might not be the fowl type . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Good heavens!
What is it with people and these dolls though, it's a little weird?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Very much so !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Not a little

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Very much not !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Aye
Exceedingly eye-brow raising; like "what the fuck is your brain upto mate"

Sort of stock verbal observation
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# If you got the money, honey
we got your disease
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I wonder how much work those guys do with robotics companies
:)

evening b3ta! finally my fucking internet confuckingnection fucking confuckingnectingfucking works.

after about 20 hours :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Well in that case . . . get the lead out . . . there are sausages to be had !
.
.
.
.welcome back !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# hope there's no loose wires
or the sausage could be fried!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# arf.............sex and salami
this is gonna be one hot session.....*gets beers ready*:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Make sure that you've got your lapkin on your nap !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)

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