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[challenge entry] Cameron's back garden, yesterday 4:55pm.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)
#
nicely - that shirt is enuff to detach anyone's retina
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:39, archived)
# hehe
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Vicar!
David looks like he needs a collar.
(beerMatt, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:43, archived)
# but its
not related to compo tho?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)
# The mocking the politicians one?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:47, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ok
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Anyway, I told Samantha,
It's this big, and she said, "chance would be a fine thing".
(beerMatt, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:48, archived)
# that is a very ugly shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I believe it's the tipple of choice for drunken royals in Nazi uniforms...


Click for bigger (175 kb)
(Bungo wombling free in Melbourne, Australia, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Jack Daniel's when we have all that Irish and Scottish Whisky
meh!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:30, archived)
# No-one's ever said Harry was smart.
(Bungo wombling free in Melbourne, Australia, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# it also tastes like satan's piss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Sweet Sweet Satan's Piss. Aarrrggg.
(beerMatt, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] ..why the fuck did i do this?
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:21, archived)
# someone had to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
# You spelled 'Mugabe' wrong
and backwards
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
#
..i wonder how morgan whatsisname's surname reads backwards...
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)
# nameerf
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Yorkshireman
injects ecstacy near teeth.
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Village People UK style.
(beerMatt, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Hah. This is very good. Swiss Tony, especially.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
# :P
He's the only "cowboy" I could think of.
(beerMatt, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Well it's better than this lot:
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:25, archived)
# wow
i just lost my load over the first one from the left
(snitchell, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Are you an undertaker?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:41, archived)
# i see a hairy biker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Indeed
Could not think of anything better for this guy except Jeremy Beadle, but he's the copper :)
(beerMatt, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)
# the other biker is better lookig
which isn't saying much, really
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Frankie Goes To Hollywood haven't aged too well
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# To sea!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Where is he going, Mue?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:09, archived)
# TO SEA!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:09, archived)
# What happens at sea, Mue?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Only good things, Ttss, only good things
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# adventures and such
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# awwwwww tiny lion
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I have no pictures of water, seas or boats.
Rapitinui, have I missed something special?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
# boats are highly unsafe
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:32, archived)
# STRANDED IN THE OCEAN
THUMBS UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)
# and you often need a bigger one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)
# This is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
# TO SEA!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Or: "2 C!" for the txt generation.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:21, archived)
# what happens at sea STAYS at sea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I was hoping someone would say that.
Thank you, Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# i know the rules of salty misconduct
it's not sodomy if no-one on shore knows about it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)
# It's what follows inevitably after rum, and before the lash.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# true
this is why i drink vodka instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:25, archived)
# mishaps sometimes:(.........Robertson leading yay:)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# You're awesome, Elvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:25, archived)
# YARRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahh fuck that is grand
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)
# YES!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Encounters with private investigators looking for valuable items.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:26, archived)
# "GET OFF MY BOAT, TENTACLE SNAKE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Haha!
Uh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:32, archived)
# candles!
merry day to you! all 28 minutes of it that are left!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)
# bugger
my time-telling skills apparently suck. you have an extra hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)
# chewin mah locoweed, tripping some balls
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Hooray!
Is the foreground dinosaur on drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:11, archived)
# AND IF NOT, WHY NOT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# He's always like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# dinosailor!
he is a giles brandrethosaurus, check out his neck colours!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Yay!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:28, archived)
# this rules
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# lovely :D
my eyes go like that when I eat too
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# always know where your cat is


see, he's up there.

(ttssattsr about? they wanted a kitty pic)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 
nice drawing nice cat
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:01, archived)
# nice!
i know where my cat is.
living with someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# aww
long distance kitty
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)
# not really
i'm not keen on cats, got stuck with one for a year, got my sis to take it back, she had it in the cat's shelter within a week. if she didn't want it, she shouldn't have bought it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Who buys a cat?
People are giving them away for free left, right and centre.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# nicely
hungry cats can be dangerous. this is an important picture.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Morbo is love <3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# KITTENS GIVE MORBO GAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
# WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)
# GOODNIGHT!
(well, maybe in about half an hour)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# The snooker is not finished yet though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# you're right! whatever am i doing hanging about here instead?
i should be off right away.

goodnight all!
(ok i'm getting kicked out the spare room by a guest, rather than the irrisistale magnetic pull of the snooker, but whatever)

enjoy your kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Thanks again, dude.
I owe you high five.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
# what channel?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Two, I believe.
It's the final session of the Grand Prix.

Neil Robertson is on 7, Ding on 4. Best of 17.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:21, archived)
# it says snooker
but there are running fuckers instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Tedious mid-session, pre-recorded dross.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:26, archived)
# THEY ARE SNOOKERING AGAIN!
*watches*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I always read your name as Madam Marlboro
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:09, archived)
# her domain is talk
i have clearly marked my terretory.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# That cat's going to jump on his head any minute...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)
# i think its got more stealth than that
he's just eyeing up the next cut, too soon to go for the head already.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)
# i likes it
crutchcats forever

edit: more info: lovely drawding. very impressed :)
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Filming indoors satisfied her bail conditions
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# if she had a figure like that
i would
nice tats : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
# KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:56, archived)
# a prime example of BOBFOC
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Butterface

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:09, archived)
# LRF
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:15, archived)
# If your mansion house needs haunting, Just call... Rentaghost!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# lol dead celebs are dead coz they are dead lol
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# BROOOON!
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)
# hello there ives
dishes done?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# umm.... maybe.


i'll do them in a minute FFS!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# get scrubbing, bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I need to do the dishes.
landlady snuck into the house when we weren't in, met my flatmate, had a fucking hairy fit and told him she'd chuck us out if we didn't keep the place cleaner. It wasn't that bad. In any case, my flatmate has become a cleanliness nazi, despite being completely incompetent at cleaning anything, he does my head in with moaning if I don't do my part though so need to do them at some point.

There is however the problem that I have with not being arsed.

Anyway, how's it going? I'm trying to get a job in the vacancyless kingdom of great britain. Almost had one, but I think I scared them off by suggesting rather to much money for my salary... it's not that I'm greedy, I just genuinely don't have a clue what I can ask for.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:54, archived)
# four whole fried chickens
and a coke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:57, archived)
# that's what I asked for!
do work in HR?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# no
i'm unemployable :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)
# i loved that show
i'm not sure why
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Because
it was utterly hatstand. RIP Mr Claypole :-(
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# i once had a bloke that looked like him
not bad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] gadzooks
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:51, archived)
# get her
that was your whole plan, get her?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
# when I went to manhattan,
I reenacted the ghostbusters run out of the new york public library. Complete with little 'I've run around the corner to fast' skid.

:-)
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:55, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:57, archived)
# It has to be done! This is me over ten years ago hopping about at the Lincoln Centre
with added annotation.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# yay!
Absolutely fantastic! I hope you did the swingy arms around in a circle bit as well :-)
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:32, archived)
# well of course!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)
# fucking brilliant! :D
HAHAHAHAHA
(herman:D, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)
# hahaha
dobbin!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
#
Don't go into the cellar!!!!!!!!!!!
(Feedmeastraycat Is God an Atheist?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] ragbone
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:32, archived)
# you dirty old-
oh, you know the rest.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:35, archived)
# this is rather good
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:51, archived)
# New navigation thingymebob


Click the web address to see it in action - nantel.co.uk
(scuv mywales.info, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:19, archived)
# V.nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:22, archived)
# cheers
:-D
(scuv mywales.info, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)
# *holds hand out*
that'll be a quid please.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I told you
i'd give u the fiver later
(scuv mywales.info, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:29, archived)
# *slowly loads Blunderbuss*
I would like it now....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Veh cool!
This comment provided free by Crystal Meth
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:38, archived)
# more talk of asteroids hitting the earth on the news today
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Arf!
if i could find my planetary lurker net that would save us all!!
And i could have all the lurkers pinned in my display cabinet.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Looking forward to it!
Humanity is doomed anyway, may as well go out with a bang.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Unplug it . . . and plug it back in !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:06, archived)
# HIS ASSteroid!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] carry on house of horror presents:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# BEST. CARRY-ON. EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# carry on nurse.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:51, archived)
# bollocks!
carry on screaming, followed by carry on camping and carry on again doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:54, archived)
# tits.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:59, archived)
# *sighs*
not any more...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:04, archived)
# TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:09, archived)
# SPANIEL'S FUCKING EARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:16, archived)
# PLATYPUS BARBS!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:17, archived)
# DROMEDARY PRETZELS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:19, archived)
# ORCA SCHLONG!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:24, archived)
# BADGER PELMET!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:28, archived)
# AYE-AYE FLANGE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Fenella Fielding
is the sexiest woman alive in this film.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:00, archived)
# she does look good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:03, archived)
# It's not how she looked
it was how she was. And then, disturbingly, I saw her on TV-AM in about 1987, at the explosive age of 15, and she was a woman my Grandma's age, acting like she was still firm.

Still, my Grandma got a good Christmas present that year.

EDIT: She was 39, 2 years older than me when she made that film. The wood is now varnished...with hope...
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I concur with that statment
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Screaming . . . CARRION !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:05, archived)
# The black and white '50s ones were better than the smutty '60s ones.
Carry On Sergeant. Proven by science.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhhh fuck yeah
nicely done


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Derek spent most of his life feeling very confused.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:45, archived)
# poor derek!
does his father often call his mother a filthy slut?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# He never knew who his father was,
but he harbours some dark suspicions.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:54, archived)
# i'm not surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I would like to feed Derek some fishcheese . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:04, archived)
# hahaha!
Derek is also making me confused. Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Trapped between two cultures, accepted by neither. So sad.
www.b3ta.com/board/9734685
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:29, archived)
# but he's a Derek
AND DEREKS DON'T RUN

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
# yes they do!
and they run like girls!!!
(ninja chinchilla, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Meanwhile.....
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:36, archived)
# that smile says he's far from innocent
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# arf!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Hahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:43, archived)
# ahaha
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I'm Spartacus
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:46, archived)
#
There was a wee singer called Gately, who hasn't been singing much lately, after a bottle of rum and a cock up his bum, his trip to the sun ended fatally.
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# HOMOPHOBE
Sorry I was getting the crap earlier so thought I'd pass it on
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Thanks!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:51, archived)
# your welcome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)
# okay usually Barrymore jokes are just cheap shots
but that is pretty funny

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)
# please keep fire doors closed
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
# IT'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# does this come with a shit singing advert
where a fat tenor blasts out of a house on fire singing about fire doors
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Hot Knocks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Har de har har!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Fire door
is the most beautiful phrase in the Tadkhanistahn language
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# gnnnghhh!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Maybe a Norman Rockwell?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Crazy hairy magnets !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
# is his name nobby?
he looks like a nobby
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
# nobby it is, and you can have him on weekends and holidays
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:35, archived)
# fill him with viagra and we've got a deal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Aw, this is lovely!
Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
# :D
and i think he looks a little like micheal palin
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Tony Robinson!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# fucking hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Jerry Halliwell
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:09, archived)
# The SSpice Girls?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I tell you I want, what I really really want
gas ovens
and Poland
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:36, archived)
# ^ Wood
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Heil-well?
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I really really really wanna siegasiegheil!
/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:15, archived)
# hahaha
oh you!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Best... Pun...
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Excellent!
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# To ze showers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:15, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
# haha
shove ha'penny
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*click
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Hahaha
this is great. Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# 4EVA IN OWR HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Good observation!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:10, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:37, archived)
# lol
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:14, archived)
# i heard he died from an overdose.... OF COCK!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I heard he was BUMMED TO DEATH!!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# by BOYZONE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# With their PENISES!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:03, archived)

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