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# Some people think I'm Conkers! But I'm Chestnut Dizzee!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# lacist
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Looks like he's coming out of a giant prickly minge :-)
(Elvis The Kestrel Squaaaaaark, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# CNUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Finally
The truth about where babies come from.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Why?
There is no way it looks like pron from across the office.

If you want to shout NSFW then learn what it means first.

*climbs down from high horse*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# sorry but the way I see it,
is that any 'photos' of genetalia are NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Sadly, you are wrong
ClanSoul's large picture of a scantily clad woman is far more NSFW as it looks like a scantily clad woman from any distance.

My nut does not look like a cunt from across the office, it looks like a nut.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Looks more like a clam to me.
I think some people are just scared of vaginas. To be fair, they can be pretty terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# They're a necessary evil
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)
# 0_0 I say!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# LOLOLOL
cliquey internet geek cunts
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# ROFFLES!
paedo rozzer king!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Yay!
Have a click for that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# hahahahhahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# at last!
they've gone:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# you need help
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# You....!
All my spanging pans are in the washing up so have a dirty, soapy *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# ta steve
At least some people got it and my time making something completely terrible in all senses, wasn't wasted.


mmm, soapy spangings

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I once genuinely took a wrong turn in Albuquerque.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# *chews on a carrot* What's up, 'box?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Ace popper!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
#

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Ahh, reminds me of my old school!
Well shopped n'Popped!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] For Dreg and Fac
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# *BLARHS at monitor*
BLAAAAAAAAARH!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# You're doing it again.....
slow down you move too fast
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# You've got to make the morning last.
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Thats what she said...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I can't help it!
It's coming out faster than I can keep wiping.
There's a Heather Mills, two Mace Windus, a banana, a bukkake scene, a kiddy-fiddler, a donkey-raping Russian, and a surprise to upload yet :-\
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Forget the post, put down your toast, see what we've got for you.
Oh wac-a-spluff.
What's that?
Wait and see....

eeeuuuuurrgghhh!!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# BLAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I forgot something.


Click for bigger (182 kb)
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Did moon dust make him sneeze?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Space rape!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
# On yo mizzle
Spizzling on your astronizzles.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Genius
that is all
(Elvis The Kestrel Squaaaaaark, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I clicked
and it got bigger
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Yes.
Only a little bit though.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Like back in the olden days before you were born when showing ankles was frowned upon.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Ban this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# No ankles?
denied.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# "That's it, work those ankles!"
"ring-a-ding ding, sir!"

*needs to stop watching simpsons*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# She looks like fine sturdy girl.
If only she'd cover up with a good pair of work boots.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Zie ankle ist verboten!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# ?

Did you scan it from your copy of this week's Hello?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Googled "miniskirt and heels"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# ??
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9747212
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaah
I would have been stumped otherwise:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I'm touching my PENIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Me too!
Yours, not mine. That would be gross.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Oh phew, I was ready to chastise you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Three's up on Tttstststtrstrs' PENIS!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Well then..... that's me scuppered
I was considering knocking off a quick one till I saw you had censored the most important bits!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hahahaha
who's she then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9747233
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

She only bloody well winked at me! It was horrible!
I warned 'em! Give 'em a slot to see out of, I said, and they'll make you sorry! Filthy wenches!

please don't burn my embassy, I can't stand the other brands of ciggies
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Bindun - but I won't hold it against you
:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I subscribe to the multiverse
theory, so naturally assume everything is bindun, many times over. It's just easier that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# That would explain my, near constant, feelings of deja vu!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# only if you assume that universes are coherent with one-another
which is unwarranted.

of course, your feelings of deja vu might be caused by that particular part of the wavefunctions for our and a seperate universe briefly coming into coherence for a short period.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# or it might be
because I follow her everywhere she goes.

*stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# much more likely
fundamental physics suffers another blow at the hands if reality.

TAKE THAT, MICHIO KAKU
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# MAKE SENSE LITTLE TRAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# assume for simplicity we have two universes
one is described by a wavefunction "bindun" and the other by a wavefunction "undone". each wavefunction is an enormously complicated wave that would likely look reminiscent of spiritualised's seminal "ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in space", which is pretty fitting since you can picture these universes as two sheets floating in space.

both wavefunctions are changing extremely rapidly and unpredictably. normally, averaging over a reasonable period (of a few seconds, say) there will be no correlation between universes. at various times, however, one might conjecture that the universes are briefly marching in step. at these times, the wavefunctions are said to be "coherent", and there will be a non-vanishing correlation between them. if the parts of the wavefunction that describe you happen at that moment to be coherent, then you will perhaps experience "bindun" and "undone" at the same time.

and then, since half of you is in an undone state, you will be laughed at by children on the street and in danger of surprise sex.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Schmerg, schmerg, schmerg, schmerg, schmerg..
I think my brain just wee'd itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# My work here is done
I'm now off to have tea with a friend who did her Masters in, coincidentally, string theory. Which involves picking random bits of the "string landscape" and seeing if they could be our universe. (No, they couldn't. But your likelihood of finding a bit of the landscape that contains our universe is roughly 1 part in 100000000000000000000.....0000000. There's between 100 and 500 zeroes there.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I hate numbers.
Numbers are well gay.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# But what if ours is the only universe where any form of life has come into existence?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# in any sensible multiverse theory
this would be impossible. the quantum multiverse theory assumes that at each time every possible outcome of a measurement holds, each in a separate universe. the horrific flaunting of conservation of energy that would result apparently does not concern people who believe this stupid idea -- which was proposed by e from the eels' dad.

in a more abstract model it's entirely possible this is the only universe we're in. in that case there's some pretty piss-boring branes floating near to us, fucking with cosmologist's heads and making us believe in dark matter.

in a real-world model, it's all bullshit and this universe is all we have.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# if they started wearing red burkas, I wonder if people would jokingly try to post things in them...?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# *Cue re-post from TGA in 3...2...1...*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# :)
Afterningles all. Is today any nicer round these parts than yesterday? Yesterday got particularly dreadful if I recall.

Seems to ba generally more good-natured, though...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# It's Friday
life is Awesome! But not as awesome as it will be at 5pm
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# :D
I had a decent workshop session this morning, got a new battery for the wife's watch, it's sunny and it's nearly beer o'clock.

Life is good.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I put "buy a new battery for my watch" on my to do list...
...8 years ago. Have still not got around to it :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Ah you see you need to marry me. That'd sort it.
No wait hang on we get locked up for comments like that now don't we.

As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *handcuffs*
*gives a right good going over*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I'm just waiting for the newsletter... I'm guessing the headline submissions will be something like
/board members ███████████ Fraiser and Rob after ███████ ███████████ ████this weeks compo, and ███████████ █████████ with a ███████████ and no gel.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# No gel?!
:O O
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# ooops, did I not censor that bit?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Dunno
I'm not here
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Well clearly neither am I. This is an internet forum not a physical location.
I was asking in the abstract.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# is it burqa time again?

(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# indeed
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# "Thank You For Not Provoking My Uncontrollable Lust "
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop that you Naughty Hopper!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I can just hear that rubbery slap!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Haha
No wonder the girls wanted one for christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# he's got orange pixels dancing in his eye
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# He's calls it..
His sexy twinkle!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# well I find it sexy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Rythmic
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
lovely pixelation
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo
You getting paid to post today?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# He stole my sex face!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# smack
smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack,

WOOTYCLICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Niece?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Belgium?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Nephew?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Marvellous sir!
Have a Friday *Click* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Ahh Friday clicks
The finest of all the Clicks, ta Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Pleasure sir!
Have a good 'un :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# hahahahahah! has me in mind of those clacker toys that were quite popular way-back-when™
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# They were banned in our playground as they were
"lethal weapons". Them and leather footballs.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# haha! Conkers were banned at mine...
I once saw a forth year peg a first year from about 20 foot with a huge conker... Poor kid hit the floor like a brick, but it was a BEAUTIFUL throw...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ha!
I would have liked to see them ban conkers at my school considering there was a 200 year old chesnut tree in the playground!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Lost in Pixellation

(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Sshhh...although well-bred, he's terribly shy...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# would he hunt himself?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# With a blunderbus!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# heheh - nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# France?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# when in france
massive egg
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# France: Good, Paris: Bad
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Nice: nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I think it's a real holiday snap too!
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Are they playing impressionist Jenga?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Is the girl on the right making bunny ears behind his head?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Always.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# she's trying to poke him in the soft spot
that babies have
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Where are all these people coming from?
Seriously, 90% of the posters in this weeks shitty challenge are people who have been members for years and posted about 6 times! Why are they coming out of the woodwork to post in this shit challenge, but seem to have no interest in posting the rest of the time?

Maybe it's just that regulars are staying clear of this challenge, so it creates the impression that a larger-than-usual crowd of newbies and infrequent-posters are coming out of the woodwork.

I need to go and lie down.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Perhaps some of the people who lurk here
would like to make pictures but don't because they don't use image editing software, and this challenge makes it easier for them to take part.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# See, that makes sense.


(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# This is why we have alt-compo of
space hoppers!

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# One small hop for man.....
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I tried to do an animated gif of the scene from Cloverfield with the Statue of Liberty's head being thrown
only it was a spacehopper. It didn't work though so I gave up. But if you could all just imagine what that would look like and pretend I did it, that would be just swell.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Sometimes, the idea is what matters
So compo this idea and I'll click it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# It looks awesome
and I'm giving it a *click* and a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Excellent!
FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] A furniture-to-comestible segue.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Annoy In Peace
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Say it ain't so!!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# ..I will not go...turn the lights off...carry me home..
nananananananana na na
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Perhaps future episodes from the grave
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# your drug is a heartbreakerrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# LET ME OUT I NEED A POO
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# ha ha ha :D
office-roffle
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# NOOO!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# hahahaha
closure :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# And in the middle of the night, he'll burst out and kill all the Trojan Soldiers as they sleep
or just annoy the fuck out of them...

HI GUYS!!! WAKEY WAKEY! IT'S 3AM! HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING TO EAT?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahaha! Oh dear....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] It didn't have to be like this Marjory!
(JakeyD, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Press your trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Nice spacehoppering
Don't you have something to design?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# ...lick your anus?


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# you're rotten
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# by rotten I mean nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# by nice I don't necessarily mean A biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# or do I?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I might mean cake
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Jaffa ?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# YES please, that would be greart
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Are they really a cake?
I mean, I know they're definitely not a biscuit, but that doesn't necessarily make them a cake.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# polyptastic

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Whats the first thing a battered wife does when her husband gets out of prison?
*shakes fist* THE BLOODY DISHES IF SHE KNOWS WHATS GOOD FOR HER!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Use her horns for bum funz?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# ....cook and clean
that's it mate,go and find one that WILL:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# porn?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Tea Service
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Aww!
Sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwww! this is all kinds of WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# YES.
I just received an email for this - can we all go please?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)
# CAN YOU sort me out a babysitter?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# CAN YOU sort me out a babysitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Aww I'm having unnecessary dental surgery that evening :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I AM YOUR DENTIIIIIIIST..
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# MORE NITROUS OXIDE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# CAN YOU find some one to babysit me?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# The internet will look after you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# The warm, uncaring arms of anonymous strangers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I've learnt more from the internet than from any teacher, parent, documentary or book.
I love you, cold and unfeeling internet connection! *cuddles modem*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Fucking hell
If I can get a concealable gun, I'm there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I'd rather feed babysitters in to my japseye
CAN YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# You made me snot out my nose in the office.
Have at you...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I WIN THE INTERWEB!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Your prize (Ooh what's in the box?)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Is it wasps?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Nah, IT A CEWT LITTLE POLA BARE... AWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# AWWWWWWWW!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Aaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# earl scruggs?...he must be 100 by now!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# For some reason I just kept hearing Homer Sipmpson giggling
when I watched this! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# this is ace
It has amoeba boy-like qualities
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# effalumps
never forget...:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Shitted a couple of sugar cubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# (i was waiting for this...i realized their position as i was animating)... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# THEY ARE FRIENDS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# prob'ly inspired by yours...(?)...subconsciously...(?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Peter And Jane beach fun.
(MP3J part2, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# great, paedo drawings, come on, lets just close this challenge and pretend none of it ever happened
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# ^ agreed ^
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# ^ Ziz ^
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Normally I would say that it's not the challenge, but the lack of imaginative posts
but in this case I think you are right.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# the shitworms are real...*snickers*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# *signs the petition*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# oh do cheer up
mr. grumpy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Well, he did succeed to comply to the challenge instructions

Too bad he didn't compo it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# He was wearing trunks (it was a Ladybird book!)
but I agree, this compo has been uninspired to say the least.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# *adblocks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha and look...she's found a dead rat
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# judging by the responses......
I'd better zip back up!!!!:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# :D...ha ha...you sly wordsmith!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Runs ...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# 10,000 scargill points for that man
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] If you don't laugh at www.goateesaver.com, then that's you, that is...


maybe I've just got goateephobia.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Chicken with added fishy flavour...
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# pea
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] lolzor!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I see what you did there
Fnar fnar
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# me too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# COCK

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# funny she says "ride" when i know normally she would say "right"
if you ask me, its the behaviour of a dosser and a dwad

/partridge
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# gid, that's git
(got 99 problems but a witch ain't one, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)

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