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#
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Are you making a point, elbow? Elbow are you trying to say something?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
# what is the meaning of this?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
# I quite like this dull pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:32, archived)
# great forum, really tops
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
# This is poorly optimized
and contains dickfarts
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:42, archived)
# you say that like it's a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Dealing in the currency of death.
(I helped save b3ta! CTU_Bauer, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I dont get it.
*thick*
(Superfool is going to skull-fuck your ladyfriends..., Sun 25 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] arf
nothing to do with canada before you ask
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# you're not allowed to do any more articles for the Daily Fail until you do the truffle shuffle...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Peaing...




(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry] peas, too


(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# SELL MORE DICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! CTU_Bauer, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# I sort of want a PS3. I might ask for one for my brihtday.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
# GET A JOB!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Got job. Why pay when birthday soon.
Also I like the brainfuck in your profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I bought you a orange.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Thenk you for a orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# It is a orange.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# THE SURPRISE IS RUINED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Orange.
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Ooooh, I might want to disagree there.
I earn practically bugger all, and yet have had great pleasure in possessing an xbox 360 and a Nintendo DS.

(And Fallout 3 is the best game there ever was. I'd be surprised if anyone disagreed with that assertion.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I don't want a 360. I dislike them.
F3? Best game ever? Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# I pretty much agree with you about fallout 3
but I replayed Oblivion recently, and I'd find it hard to choose between them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Oh, bugger. I forgot about Oblivion. Which is superb.
Silly old me.

I continue to be astonished that nobody gives a toss about Thief 2, though, let alone Quazatron (although that's back in the 8-bit days, so all is forgiven)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Drumstick this up ya Chickenhole
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Cool awesome, radspunkulous dudehero.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] tis true
(themothers, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# ahhhhahhhah
 


I've never tried any of this crap, I like butter
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
simple. good!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)
# HMMMMMMMMPPPPHHHH
MMHHPPPPPPPPPPPHHH
Do your worst!
(I helped save b3ta! CTU_Bauer, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Squeeeeeeze it out love.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Also, that picture might be more useable if it wasn't cropped at the side.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
#
Theres more!
(I helped save b3ta! CTU_Bauer, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Shit, you ARE Ricky Gervais.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Jackson Brown
appears to be a Tesco Value Paul Simon in the body of a slightly less squeezed Roger Waters.
RICKY SENT ME HERE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# *GRUNT*

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# You are Ricky Gervais
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Oh, it actually is Ricky Gervais
*disappointed*
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Fat bloke from Redding?
Most people are when they realise it's him.
(I helped save b3ta! CTU_Bauer, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# grip the seat and bear down
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# He'll have the little bugger out in no time.
Just needs to be thinking of a name.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Must've bindun, shurley?

Now... to compo, or not to compo...
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# If there's one thing I hate about b3ta... well actually, if there's one pictorial thing I hate about b3ta it's those fucking hands.
I have never, ever enjoyed a goatse post. The day I make one is the day you all collectively kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# It's the hideous shine on them
*shudders*
(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# have you seen my magic trick?

(not shopped)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
# I love those hands.
And there's no good reason whatsoever for me to repost this pic.

FREE Image Hosting, Resizing and Watermarking at Web2K.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Hello I have designed a DVD player and I would like £300,000 for a 0.002% stake in my company.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Scart penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Dude your penis is in the wrong place
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I never said it was his penis.
He's being scart fucked up right up the socket anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Don't get me wrong, I like your idea but i'm ooot.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Thank you for your feedback Mr Dragon
you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# GET OUTTA MAH DEN!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tc6-vSYIMk
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# One leg and three miscellaneous limbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# It walks over to you for easy DVD loading.
Can you spot the exact moment I got bored drawing it? I think it may have been the back leg on the left
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Shoot them off and stamp on the corpse, man.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Gotta stamp off their legs even if they're dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# It completely ruins your instinct to back into corners, because they always seem to fucking come out a vent or something behind you.
And once they're at your feet you're pretty fucked.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# What guns are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Only just started chapter 3, really have too many games to play at the minute.
I've got the cutter, flamethrower, line gun, and the rifle.

Though all that money seems to be useless as the cutter is the only decent weapon.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# There are other good guns, but they'll need to be upgraded.
After a few more chapters you'll notice the plasma cutter getting a little underpowered.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# If you throw in
a Goodies DVD then you have yourself a deal.

Also: Does DVD stand for Dick van Dyke?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I can confirm Dick van Dyke will be included inside one model instead of the DVD playing mechanism
It's a launch competition we're running
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# No deal Noel.
Add some more legs and we'll talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# This ^
One leg isn't enough. You've got Blu-Ray to beat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I reckon HD-DVD will make a comeback. Have you seen how cheap they are now?
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I haven't. Please furnish me with the details.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Well you can get Happy Feet for 2 dollars 99.
I watched a bit of that the other day. Is the main penguin supposed to have Penguin Down's Syndrome?
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Isn't that because it's an industry-wide closing down sale?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# SHUT UP REDSUSHI
My HD-DVD collection will be the envy of all my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# The cheque's in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# does it perform sexual manoeuvres on demand?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# I dunno, the legs look pretty sharp
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Where's the HDMI?
Is it multi-region?

Can it make tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# HDMI? DVD?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Upscale and output to an HDTV
Everything's HD now.
Even your [generic female relative].
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# How DAAAAARE you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I think you're confusing HD with Widescreen.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Nope, HD
You can make out all the whiskers and pimples.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# You can't increase the fidelity of something on DVD.
That's like saying you can take a 96kbps MP3 and scale it up to 320kbps. You can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Shut up my robot can
Gaz me cash
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I didn't say you could
I said you can upscale a DVD to HD (so it can be displayed on an HDTV). And his [generic female relative] is HD too.

Unless of course we're talking about the image enhancement software in CSI...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# It beams the picture directly into your brain with the Aerial (C)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I assume "Friendly" is a setting
and can be changed to "Fiercely Violent" at any moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I would guess it defaults to "Fiercely Violent" and can only be set to "Friendly" for four 15 minute periods a day.
so as to get around the whole licensing problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Aggressive eyebrows are an optional extra (£18.99 plus postage and packaging)
You have to stick them on yourself
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Also I will need to know it's name.
How about ED-209?
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Stuff these days has to have an i in front of it. iDvd. iBot. iDVDBot. iED-209. iTrevor.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# You have just given me a picture idea.
Not a good one, but it's an idea at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# You gotta tag me on there
As an ideas consultant or something
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# ...iPswich, iLeosotmy
(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# iCan'tbelieveit'snotbutter, iSlam
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Their range of films is always complete
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Didnt I make this long ago?
For a second there i thought you actually used my image xD
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# how long ago?
datestamp on this is 16/10/2004
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# this is true. posted to the server at 14:44
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# phiew that be a long time ago
probably older than mine then
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] We enjoy giving fat people cancer...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# kentucky fucked chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# pffft! Colonel got goitres!
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# The bottom of his face looks more like a sheathed meat n 2 veg to me
*woo the pic
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# That's good, that is
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# this is George Lucas
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Excellent
You just beat me to a KFC pic...
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Frank's Back!
And this time with a new act...



Bit quick and dirty but I want to go to bed!
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# A large number of my immediate family read tarot cards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Are they tree frogs as well?
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# We don't count Uncle Edward.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
#
tarot cards
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
#
large immediate
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
#
of my immediate read
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Yeah my family might be pagan, and illiterate, but they're not ugly Quijibo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I don't understand your joke. I can't read.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# How many fingers am I holding up?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Are you from Norfolk?
If so: 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I work in a dismembered limbs shop, actually.
and it's 14. Get some glasses, four eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Do those funny symbols mean something?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
# ??..'''\!£@&%()
{-=£%@±é
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
#
A large number of my immediate family read tarot cards.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Zing!
*clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)
# +10 points for commitment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# I had to go for 'tard' after it hit home that 'rotard' isn't a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# What a twerze.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# That's inventive AND stupid
A broiling combination. Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# take that, derren brown, you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# oh aye
Its rigging the lottery next for Frank
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# the green boy's going places!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] bada ba ba toap
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# winner
"there's rats in it"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# "It's your cat in it"
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# "i've shat in it"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# "There's no niknaks in it"
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Bunny, duck, bee, duck, bee, squid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Duck, bee, bee, cat, bee, penis, penis, helicopter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Bunny, duck, bee, duck, bee, squid, floppy disc, squid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Primordial Ooze, goo, Guinness, goo
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)
# helicopter Shark Bridge?
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)
# heli heli heli COP ter and a breedge
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# "pigeon's twat in it"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# "There's no VAT on it"
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)
# "There's 'love' in it"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, special sauce........
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# The Mcdonalds in Jersey was the nicest I've ever had.
Now I know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# they really know how to treat out-of-towners.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# The extra ingredient is love
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
# somebody certainly did
has anyone done one for Windows 7 yet?

I'm just finding out how much of my stuff won't run now I've installed it.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Were you not expecting this?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Who nose where we'll go next?


Sidcup probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Ahahahah, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# 100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# He's looking perky there!
How long ago was this taken?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:05, archived)
# He's looking old, these days.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
# me :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Has anyone ever tried to fuck your eye socket?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# That is a very small hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# They've blown it now.
(Astatine, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Obviously

Because if you let camels smoke, they'll get cancer and die.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# poor camel's got the hump
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Camel, duck, bee, squid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# squid, frog, owl, porcupine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Now you're playing a completely different game.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# i like another game
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Giant isopod
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# reptilian polymer strands
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Happy Burfday Ms Monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# thankee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Aw, poor camel!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# It's not secondary smoke you have to worry about
it's dromedary smoke
(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# this is a good idea.
governments around the world should try this.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# bottom right ftw
it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Hahahaha! Fuck!
There should be something about sharks here though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# everything should have sharks in it
especially custard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Custard sharks
It's tenuous but I'm sure we could make it work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# please do so
as i find custard to be quite repulsive, i believe that the inclusion of sharks is the only way i could ever like the vile gloop.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)
# i approve of this image
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Bee, bee, squid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# hornet, goat, kaftan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Hornets?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# nice hornets!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# The original name for them was:
Hippie teenagers like to waste their vote on us because they're afraid of picking a real side to fuck up the country.

Unfortunately it'd cost too much in ink to keep it as their name.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies to anyone who actually likes the stuff...

..but you're horribly, horribly wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# No I'm not
I'm very very right
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
# If the Trellis says it
Ipso Facto it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Bee, bee, bee, squid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Finally you people are learning :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Not you; the trellis in my garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Don't listen to that bastard stuff!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I love the stuff. It tastes like God's
bum extract, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Lol, poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Nice
# Nice
(Hal Baffe, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Hahaha
First compo post?
It's not enough to just get an FP, you know.
Now you have to get a compo win, newsletter mention, QOTW win and challenge suggestion used.
Bonus points if you can get pictures stolen by the Daily Mail.
God status if you goatse them...
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# How do you compo?
I've fucked this up
(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING NOOOOOOOOB! I KNEW YOU'D SLIP UP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
# FUCK YOU!
I'm taking my toys and going home
(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# can you leave your ball?
we're playing headers & volleys with it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# even the battery-powered ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Especially them
I have to return them to mummy's drawer before she finds out they're gone
(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Under the message box there's a drop-down menu.
Select the right challenge entry and post.
I'm always forgetting to compo stuff but you can just click edit and then choose compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# What about if your posting in a thread
I only get quick reply/close this box/autolinks
(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Eh? Does your screen not look like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Only if I start a new thread
(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Hmm. Your browser is clearly doing it wrong.
Might be some kind of noob bug. Gaz Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# That's weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry] It's OK
I had to turn off quickedit/reply in B3tamonkey.

OK here goes...

(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Well done.
I'm giving you a deeply patronizing click for getting it to work.

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Thank you
And I'm going to be patronisingly grateful.
edit: and spell patronising properly
(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I believe either way is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# it's delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmm,
bum extract!

How do you know what bum extract tastes like, Mr Chunder?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I tried Marmite once.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Aw, no, you don't get off that easily...
Although I vaguely remember you're a doctor type, therefore presumably intimately acquainted with bum extracts of all kinds?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:05, archived)
# This is all you need to know
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Oh, thanks for that.
And gratters on the FP!
*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Well yes, but I try not to actually taste them if I can avoid it.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# IT'S FUCKING RANK!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I quite like it
except when it takes the skin off the roof of my mouth, and then I quite dislike it, but I soon forget.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# But how good is it for...
...drawing a fake moustache on yourself and yelling "OH HAW HAW!" to annoy the French?
(TimChuma, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Topical Toap

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# it's not
microsoft is safe.

phew!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Duck, duck, squid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# BAR, BAR, BAR
Jackpot baby!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Bar babybel?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# barbaram
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# black sheep
or is that "rainbow" sheep, as now taught in schools
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Ethnic Minority Sheep
Baa Baa Ethnic Minority Sheep
Have you any natural organic fibres?
Yes sir or madam
Yes sir or madam
I've fulfilled my weekly quotient
One for the chief executive
One for Christopher Biggins
And one for the male youth who mugged the lady down the lane
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# *bows*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# And you and you and bar bar bar
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
# bar barbar anne
bar bar anne
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)
# barbar anne?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# is that like duck, duck goose?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:49, archived)
# or quack quack
oops...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# D.L.T.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# the corny
hairflake...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# i actualy tried to grow one of those
as per instructions.

but failed.

thus was the story of my life was written.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Yes, except with ducks instead of ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# And you get to tentacle rape whoever you catch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# hmmmmm.
tentacle rape.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# don't forget the squids
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Having just watched the best bit of Matrix : Revolutions (when the flying squids are attacking the APU/APC guys)
I have to ask : how do the sentinels fly?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# magic
that's the best theory i can come up with
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# bluey reddy light power
everyone knows that.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# OI
WHAT THE FUCK

YOU FUCKING LEFT

You cunt. I held a memorial service for you.
(__, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# sorry fella, flounced from /talk whilst pissed
I probably should go and delete that post
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] shit compo entry
(themothers, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# what time does babestation start?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# About ten o clock in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Ghost, duck, duck, squid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:49, archived)
# you are now twisting my melon man
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Ah, fellow dude
Seen this? Looks most groovy, got mine ordered :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
# oh yeah
i'll be ordering one soon as well :D

(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)

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