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# Adobe
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Adobe: Image->Resize since 1995.
(apart from that - woo to your images!)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# get with the tiems monk
save for web and devices

:P
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Sorry about the size, have learnt how to sort that now
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Ironically, you haven't.
You've learned how to scale down an image in dimensions, but not in filesize.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:23, archived)
# It's only 78k, how much smaller do people want it?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# ahaha
needs more blur :D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# good!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Dinnertime Shitshop
Beadle The Bard

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Right, get out, you're bard
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Vodafone
"
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahaha fucking hell
I'll see you guys later.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# that is fucking huge
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Yea sorry, don't know why it's so mahoosive.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I'm guessing it's the size of the image
that is causing its size
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# That seems a rather simplistic analysis.
More research is required.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# actually it's not big
it's just that my screen is small in comparison
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I get a similar thing with my small hands
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I have analysed my databanks
and the result is:

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# *squints*
Can't quite see it. Could you make it a bit bigger please?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Excellent coverage
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Yeah, practically the whole fucking world.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# yay
nice one!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# It's more the quarter meg filesize
that the physical dimensions.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# oh, right
i rarely check that, cos i don't care
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# It's not a personal issue for me either, fortunately
but there are still people on here with capped broadband. I think that's partly why there are filesize guidelines in the faq, to keep the site usable for most people.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Thanks, I'll give it a go.
Can I resize this post?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# yep
click "edit" and just add in the tag. don't delete it, you'll only get flamed.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:42, archived)
# impact!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
#
i am jealous of your size
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Replace this with a smaller version pls
kkthxbai
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# you made me sad
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Resize it from Space, it's the only way to be sure!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# *squints*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# here ya go
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Cheers Pal
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Oh, it shrunk!
Good man. Now keep the filesize under 50K in future and everyone will love you.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# 100K is acceptable without flaming these days
Me, I disagree with that, it just makes people lazy. We should be sticking to 25K, and not a byte more!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Remember "offensive in 5K?"
Should do another challenge like that.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# 16k them was the days
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# It shrunk in dimensions (html scaled)
It's still quarter of a meg.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# yay....I can blink again
good entry too
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Who's that chubby guy? He's all over the BBC right now.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha
last frame wins
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# pffft

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# splendid, splendid, splendid
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# ^^^ This
...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:33, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:33, archived)
# That earns an "Arf!"
And yeah, the daft bugger seems to be everywhere...

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is an attention whore.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Bottom frame
ah hell yeah.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# full of
WIN
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# it's john prescott isn't it?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha
the last 3 frames are full of win
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] If I May PeaRoast this in Q4's absence.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# i love this
But the entire compo is looking like a roasted pea.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Aaah wasabi peas.
Not everyone's cup of tea, but a bit different to your average nibbles.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Those are some funky looking peas!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# *buys 10*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# *sniffs*
*sneezes*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *bleeds*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Pearoasting someone else's work in a new thread
That's a paddlin'
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# So you've entered someone else's image in the challenge
and it's a repost, and it's in a new thread?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# yes
yes, and yes
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I'm reading between the lines here
and guessing that's a yes.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# it's SFW and under 100MB though
and doesn't contain CrackCol
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# It's safe for you to do coke at work?
How are things in Westminster?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# lush
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:42, archived)
# if only it did
he made me giggle
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I hope this got the response you wished for
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# some eggs for you
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# lovely
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# this is nearly enough to make me like eggs
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# o_O
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# lovely
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Yay they so want to have their heads smashed in.
almost make me feel sorry for them... almost *tucks into fried egg sandwich*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# This makes me want to love and care for them....
before i nyom the eggy goodness that hides inside
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# lovely
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Very nice
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I like this
eggs can be lovely.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# This is fab
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# :D
You are fab?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Cracking stuff
:)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Eggs! I was making omelette and all the eggs had a double yolk

This is surely the devils work
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# They look like arses
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# conjoined twin chickens
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
#
fuck yeah *clk*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# oh yes
in other news i got an invite from our local mp yesterday to put myself up for selection as a local tory councillor, he must be running out of ideas and just mailed his whole address book, bless him.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# it'd be chaos
also don't know if i could keep up the charade that i vote for them for that long, can lie at will when i want something done but....

edit/ i guess that's enough of a qualification then
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ah go on
get yourself a Tory boy haircut, a cheap suit and an arsenal of bizarre mannerisms and clichรฉs to say
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# hahahaha
get myself ???? move over Boris
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# For the most part just nod your head and make a sort of "mmmmuurrrmmmm" noise
clap when they others clap and pass a sex note to another Tory next to you and your cover will never be blown.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Do it and destroy from within ;)
Just like Tony Blair did.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# hahah gwan gwan gwan
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Haha yes.
Also -

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# argh teh sans
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# when to use Comic Sans (Diagram)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# yeah I know sorry.
I thought if I distorted the proportions sufficiently it would no longer be recognisable, but it is.

My bad.

You sound like a candidate for my recently-established Campaign Against PowerPoint Cliches facebook group :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
I love Powerpoint
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Special-needs upgrade kit
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
# But they won't be going anywhere ... ?
/humourless blog
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# they will
'to the afterlife...and beyond'
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# die in the comfort of your own cell
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# no.
one step too far for my liking. And i'm a heartless cunt at the best of times.....
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
I liked it.That's the source I should've used for this one:
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# That should capture the heart of any convict's widow :D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I've been mucking about with that Marvel comic book thingy...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# He looks like a mashup between a ninja turtle and the thing.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Ah...
I see what you did there.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Who's the character in the left?
(genuine question)

And why has the Hulk only got 2 toes on each foot? Where's Captain Howdy with all the Hulk answers when you need him?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I don't know.
I don't know. And I don't know. Hope that helps ;)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# He's wearing Ninja Tabi boots?
That just happen to be the same colour as his skin...

My question : Why aren't his pants purple? Hulk's pants are always purple.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I don't know
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
#

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ahaha
had some smash yesterday for the first time in ages...gave me heartburn.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] and pearoasts for compo
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Ohhh, that's neat!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Really well done!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# This should be a shirt
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Aw lovely matey!
And nicely an'all! :D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# marvellous
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# to obscurity and ridicule we hope
splendid work sir
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Heh
Top as always

tonight should be interesting
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] next pr4compo
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# spot on
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
So true, what's funnier is they just can't see it.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Nice caricatures of Griffin
haha
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# nice
he only needs a few feet of rope
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# He will hang himself with his own tongue
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# nice
as always
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Excellent
*enclicks*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] top banana
have an unrelated repost as your reward

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# excellent work
big click
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# oh yes!
the caricature's superb too
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Rush hour
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Everyone's tried the bitch at least once, but she kept randomly falling alseep
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha fuck yes
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I was looking at some of your challenge entries yesterday.
You're on a roll.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# ta
i got time to waste...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# hahahahahahha! spot on!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I think it's interesting that at the moment 4 of the top 5 images in this competition are pearoasts, probably made for the first iteration of the same challenge.
Of course what I really want to know is when they're going to repeat challenges I did well in.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
# mine's new
lowly no 7
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# except the virgin media anim
all mine are new, and in the top 80%.
in other news, i just bit a huge chunk out of my tongue. fucking cheese on toast, whose idea was that...?

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# mm tongue
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# the romans and arabs came up with the raw ingredients
but combining the two was without doubt a British idea
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# the fucking english grrr
(haha, my ancestors are swedish)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Top 80%
Hahahahaha
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I think you misunderstand.
I'm not objecting, they're funny, I just think since it's an identical challenge maybe a new set of images would be nicer.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# could this be a first?
"I made an image ages ago that fits with this week's challenge, is it OK to repost it?

We would prefer that you made a new picture instead, that's what the image challenge is for. No reposted image has won the challenge yet."

but hey, it's only the FAQ...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Reposts have won the challenge before, that cleverly folded banknote one has won about fifteen of them
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# This ^
At least
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# o
*is wrong again*
one day i'll get it so wrong it'll be right...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Addictive.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I always feel a bit sorry for people checking their email on their Blackberry on the train home.
Eh, maybe they're playing Poker or something.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I quite enjoy it.
It makes me seem far more dedicated than I actually am ;)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# they're probably wondering
why the fucking thing isnt working AGAIN
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# what's that?

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
if only he could squeak, he'd give the racist what for
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha this would be hilarious
:D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
#
i think i'm trying to comment on what griffin's thinking, not sure if it works but...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Absolutely it works
plus it would be hilarious if Griffin was made to appear along side of a load of hand puppets ;)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)
# He'd be pulling the puppets off
to see what colour the hands underneath were, so he'd know whether to hate them or not.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# hahah
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
braw
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Haha
Quite
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# needs more spade
*runs*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:39, archived)
# LOL
:D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Wikiwikiwah
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I have to say
the bullshit to fact ratio is still fairly good for stuff I've needed to know quickly.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# For the most part I'd say wikipedia is actually very good
Especially on technical definitions
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Aye. For computing terminology and breakdowns of how they work it's the best around still.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I believe a study a few years ago demonstrated that
Wikipedia beat traditional Encyclopedias in terms of accuracy.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
# SHHH
dont ruin outmoded stereotypes
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] accurate again :)
ps


(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the All Seeing Oreo
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# what is nabisco?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# biscuit manufacturer
got the licence to make/sell oreos in UK
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Heh. I remember this theory.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Nicely animated!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# ^this
don't know what the logo is though...??
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# General Electric
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ta
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Bringing strange things to life !
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Actually, Henry Ford had more connections
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Converting your laptop into horse since 1997.


(Ooops, now it's a compo entry, didn't know the edit would allow me to move it either. Ta.)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Hooray..it's aero bolero teim!


*do hum along - you know the tune*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# haha yes
6.0 6.0 6.0 6.0 6.0 6.0 6.0 6.0 6.0 6.0
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# i think they only deserve 5.9s
for the sudden thud at the end :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# it's part of the routine
edit: cheese on toast calling from the kitchen... damn you dominos picture...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# yes but it lacks the finesse of a Torvil
in my humble opinion
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)

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