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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# HEY STOP SPAMMING THE BOARD
FAQ, etc

dogshit is an underrated dessert
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# make me
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Now, how can I possibly do that?
Silly User 10972.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Prepare for fisticuffs you cad!
*waggles fists*
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# TGMTFH
please continue
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Queensbury rules?
*Jab* *block* *feint* *jab*
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Down, Right, A
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I don't make monkeys, I train them
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:04, archived)
# ooh a dominatrix.
how much for an hour?
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# In actual fact it was "Let them eat brioche!" which is a sweet bread cakey thing
which will have pissed them of also because they wanted proper cake!

:D
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I once ate Broiche by mistake
I dipped it into my pot noodle.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# was it nyom?
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:04, archived)
# No it was beh-pfui :(
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I've had a proper craving for coffee cake that's lasted days.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Were you pregnant?
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I don't think so. I don't usually conisder coffee cake to be that amazing.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Cake that tastes of coffee or cake to be eaten with coffee?
This is an important point that affects my emotional connection to this story
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:14, archived)
# coffee flavoured cake.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
WANT.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] ningles peeps
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I SEE THE FACE OF JESUS
or it could be Elvis

or Paul Daniels

also - this is good
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:51, archived)
# It's Admiral Ackbar
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Its not it's Dot Cotton.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I smell Conspiracy!
Emergency Tin Foil Hats are required.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Turn it up to 11!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:53, archived)
# ha
I very nearly put an 11 on the dial
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# FOG OUTPUT DIAL IS EYE OF MADDY
OMG THE HUMANITY
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I always thought it was a talc bomb


this aint a jpg of mine, just linked the two images as I couldn't be arsed to make a pic out of it lol
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Naughty hotlinker!
Anyone here actually still use talc?
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] It wasn't all genocide and brutality with Stalin
stalin yoyo
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:48, archived)
# haha
Can he do "Walking the Capilatlist Running Dog!"
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I like this!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)
# i can always endorse communist
epics.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] We're off to...
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
:D
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:47, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:53, archived)
# NASA CAM : REC=
NASA CAM : REPLACE=
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Reports that Ms Dish ran away with Mr Spoon are, as yet, unconfirmed.
Woo!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Splash it on your Enos...

(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:41, archived)
# hahahaha
fantastic
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Yes.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Sponsor page now working - weird
Anyway, done and dusted.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Brilliant sir!!!!
*Click* :)
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:45, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Tha's boss
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Excellent
Eau du Hogg! Tasty!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Fugue!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I really fancy a Crunchie now
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:41, archived)
# heheh...
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Are these the beings from yesterday evolving?
Lovely
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:00, archived)
# aye!
Prelude!

and cheers :)
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] The Turin shroud?

The Justin Duvet more like! Pah!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:30, archived)
# its firework day!

(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Even sharkies love mortars
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Hahaha! Great stuff!
:D
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm drawing a blank for this challenge
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:23, archived)
# "Shit - I forgot to do all these to scale"
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)
# How queer...
seems to be OK now... and YAY! Huge thanks!

I'll be doing an update this evening
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:29, archived)
# hurrah
then you have to stick all the photos in an animated timelapse GIF
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Huzzah
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Source pic
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:38, archived)
# FECK! ARSE! LOTUS ESPRIT!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:40, archived)
# You show some god damn respect
for the finest minature special effects man ever!

Damn you!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I particularly like the sausage on a slab of Dairy Milk
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)
# You mean the neptune mini sub from For Your Eyes Only
I'm such a geek... I'm sorry
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)
# He doesn't look that small.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Shame on me...
But now I know...

:D
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I fucking knew it.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Needs more Moby Dick
Nicely
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Dopy Mick
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Ropey Lick
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Seafarers regularly wrap their bacon around the rope off their ships
to give it that "ultra salty heart attack at 30" taste.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I have it on good authority
that bacon tied to string is a good way of attracting crabs
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:25, archived)
# They collect the strings
for their nest
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Needs more Micky Pod!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Also, this is good
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:19, archived)
# HAPPY NOVEMBER 5th EVERYONE
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:21, archived)
# *fires works*
Hang about, I've done that wrong....
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:23, archived)
# *burns embassy*
er...parliament
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I say we go blow up something in celebration and tradition.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:24, archived)
# a balloon
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*pop*
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:24, archived)
# \o/
I find it odd that a terrorists' legacy is the availability of legal explosive devices
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:27, archived)
# fucking stupid protestant holidays
mon the Guy Fawkes :)
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Snap
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:39, archived)
# You don't see many helicopters in Hastings
Just Seagulls and pikeys. Oh and me.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Lovely.
Really nicely done.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Very TOAPical
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:53, archived)
# :)
Mrs H is down in the Big Smoke today. She's going to some kind of meeting thing in Westminster on 5th November. *gulp*
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:08, archived)
# They're arguing over
who's going to pick up the bill at the hat shop
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:09, archived)
# the guy on the left only had a salad
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Feathered ones?
Ye olde pimp esq.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Very quick, very dirty.


Busy busy day ahead :( Top of the 'ning all.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Di could not afford..
..a pro driver..

Photobucket
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Woooooo!!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:39, archived)
# hehehehe!
ningles everyone
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Nings Steve
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:58, archived)
# nings freebs
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:04, archived)
# wotcha stevei
who's dat den in dat dere picture?
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:00, archived)
# howdies joe
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:05, archived)
# nigs Joe
I have donated to your top lip hairiness extravaganza fund now
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Dear Sir,
I am much intrigued by your moustache initiative and I would like to donate to this worthy cause. However, on clicking your banner I am redirected to a page that asks me to login.

Please advise.

Yours sincerely,

Michael Ellis (Esq)
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I see no ships
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:09, archived)
# hahaha winner!
close the comp
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:31, archived)
# they're behind you!!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:32, archived)
# there's something about black loo roll that I don't want to contemplate
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:36, archived)
# good nings sir
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:37, archived)
# HELLO
my mates were on t'telly last night, it was well strange
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:38, archived)
# really? in what context?
I spent all night on the pooter - I'm well knackered

still it's Bonfire Night tonight and I've a boxfull of dangerous firesticks to ignite
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:45, archived)
# they're on the new C4 doc 'The Family'
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:47, archived)
# the Grewals?
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:49, archived)
# aye
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:50, archived)
# ^_^
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] bloody krauts are behind it all the time
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 7:58, archived)
# My god it all makes sense now
ha ha ha ha ha ha
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry, better out than in
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:42, archived)
# hello b3ta, do you know about this yet?
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1273232.ece
(possibly, not safe for work. the title is "baby boy born with second penis on back", there are pictures)
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 7:44, archived)
# He's bringing sexy back
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 7:49, archived)
# i think the second penis on his back has been removed, or as they might say in china:
BACK DONG GONE!!!

/lacist.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 7:53, archived)
# Imagine if the doctors hacked off the wrong one.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 7:54, archived)
# "OOPS" SAYS WRONG BACK DONG HACK DOC
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 7:56, archived)
# HIT BRIT LIT WIT TO QUIT TWIT FOR A BIT
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:09, archived)
# I love you
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Thank you
I love you too.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:13, archived)
# Oh for.....
"SPANG!"

and LOL for good measure!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Coulda been on his head...
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:49, archived)
# "But he was rushed to Tianjin Childrens' Hospital on May 27 for surgery to remove his extra manhood"
They didn't notice the thing until they had him home from the hospital?!?
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:04, archived)
# I don't think a lot of people in china have the luxury of a hospital birth.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)
# JADE FOUND ALIVE AND WELL LIVING WITH ELVIS...
...ON THE FUCKING MOON!!!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:25, archived)
# easy and real transport fast-ener! (not fastener, fast-ener)


if i get on a subway train at the very back, then wait for it to start moving, then run up the middle to the front, i'm passing the people who are sitting. the trip average seated speed is the same as the trip average train speed, but if i'm going a little faster than them for a little bit, my overall average speed is a little faster.

so didn't i get there before they did?

OF COURSE I DID!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:24, archived)
# I bet they are surprised when they get off the train and see you there ahead of them!
 
GOT THE DROP ON ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:26, archived)
# hmm is b3tards down? :(
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:27, archived)
# it's timing out for me just at the moment.
 
CAN'T SEE SHIT, CAPTAIN
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:29, archived)
# not only that,
but i'm YOUNGER than they are!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:28, archived)
# WAY TO AGE, BITCH!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:29, archived)
# PLUS
i bumped into all of them along the way, in probably awkward ways! i win any way you look at it!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:33, archived)
# As long as the combined speed of you and the train is less than the speed of light.
Actually, you'd also have to account for the motion of both on the planet, and the planet, relative to the local frame as well.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 6:14, archived)
# If you were running down one train travelling north
and someone else was running down a train travelling south at an equal speed,

I forgot where I was going with this.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 7:22, archived)
# Basingstoke?
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 7:35, archived)
# You
worked on Uncharted 2?
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 7:56, archived)
# Headless man run on train floating on bubbles
= dream!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:21, archived)
# The first two carriages don't
stop at your stop. So no.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Just ask anyone in China.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:10, archived)
# or if you look in google while in china
June 4th, 1989 - "Nothing of any interest happened on this day"

nicely done, btw
*clicks*
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:13, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:16, archived)
# ha
I notice it has a couple of pics of white chicks with their tits out on the beach with chinese guys. they must have thought "what can we use to distract people"
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Maybe they thought this one
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:51, archived)
# howdy grampa!
remember ol' schnurricane?

how's your portion of the world been?
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Seems plausible to me. To you.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Oh dear, oh dear
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:08, archived)
# zu Ihnen, um mich
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:11, archived)
# hahahha
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:22, archived)
# I'm not British
Who are these guys?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# The Chuckle Brothers.
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Ah I see
So they're Britain's answer to the Daddo's en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daddo :)
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Hitler was Chinese
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 2:06, archived)
# oh man, is he still going?
Superb! Love the work on the seams too.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 3:17, archived)
# If Hitler had won the war, that statue in New York harbour would look more like this:
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 3:22, archived)

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