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# Quincy Teabag, Pt. 2/6

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The second of six final images for my graphics project.
The aim is to illustrate a piece of text, I decided to use a short story I wrote a while ago.
You can read the story here!
Previously
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# *moar clicks*
I would totally put my head in that tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# YES
I feel privileged to have this posted in my thread :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# pffffttt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahahahaha I love Jeremy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Theres
a majestic lovelyness to that.
*off to have a read*
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# for some reason the game Dark Seed comes to mind
which is a fucking good thing considering who drew the concept art!
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# that game was terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Actually you're not the first one to bring up Giger in relation to this project of mine!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# The tone and the etchy style i think.


and / name dropper! ;)
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# and the hole in the side of the tree
looks like an alien egg might come out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# you'll be needing a Giger counter.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Well there is a green tinge on the above image, but I'm not sure it's radioactive :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# It's cos the tree looks like a vag
those dirty swiss
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)
# These are going to be a rather nice series.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# That'll be *Click* No.2 then...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# That's no tree!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)
# ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Yup! Yup! Yup!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Ill pop this here then..
tooo much work to finish.

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Have some clickage.
You're worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Aw!
Ta muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Loving the series, Clan.
Great work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Cheers :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
# In a dark dark wood,
there was a dark dark path.
And up that dark dark path,

there was a dark dark house.
And in that dark dark house,

there was a dark dark stair.
And up that dark dark stair,

there was a dark dark room.
And in that dark dark room,

there was a dark dark cupboard.
And in that dark dark cupboard,

there was a dark dark box.
And in that dark dark box,
there was a....GHOST.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Eeeeek!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Funnybones :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZYsUOZmRwM
sounds better when you read it yourself though
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)
# bears in the cunting night!
terrifying!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Sit on my face and tell me that you love me....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
nightmares for me tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# *adblocks*
*mindbleaches*
*runs screaming from the building*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I don't know whether to throw up or...
*throws up*.
That's that dilemma solved.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Ooh you smooth talker you...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Did it just get cold in here?
Brr.

Stuff of nightmares..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# That is too fucking creepy for words
except "that is too fucking creepy"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
English FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# hehehehe
(herman:D, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# MOLEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# JUMPIN' JEZZUUSSS!!
That's friggin' scary, yet hypnotically excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Hahah! wtf!?
Needs more lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Yuk!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha............ok

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# *raspberries*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha
it's Johnny Fartpants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me awaaaay

:D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# We shall bite them on the features
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
Love the line :) *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# ^This
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# hehehehehehe!
ALL babies look like Churchill.

Trufax!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Check out the DoH Weaning leaflet ;)
www.dh.gov.uk/prod_consum_dh/groups/dh_digitalassets/documents/digitalasset/dh_084164.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I was always of the opinion they were either Hitler or Churchill babies...
...and bottom of page 12 is an ideal example.

Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Winnie want rusk?
Bless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Needs more
winding
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# WHAAAA-HA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:11, archived)
# He might use that paper again but it's going to taste funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Marlboro Man wants the itchy feel of plaid against his work-hardened body.
Cotton wool's for Brokeback mountaineers..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Alas was meant to be paper..
Comment noted.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Floaty dead kids a speciality..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Hahahaha...*click*

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
*slaps Ninj*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# what did I
do?
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Barlow for President!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Wahey
A nice day out on the Demeter. =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahah!!! spang!
speaking of spang... i did this last night and nobody cared... :(


(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I know how that kind of disappointment feels.
This fell flatter than a flat thing, last night, despite the "well skills" manky feet..



Have a woo, by way of shared scars, op.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Silly Balrog, he's got his shoes on the wrong feet...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I really need to shop the right shoes & redo this, at some point..
.. I'm so lazy.

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
# holy shit
i must have missed this!


WOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:31, archived)
# hehehehe
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# :D
it was a lovely weekend away, weather was awful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Weather's the one thing money can't buy.
Bloody weather.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I hope you all paid respects today to those who had fallen to protect our libertys


Click for same size
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# How does
one pay resects?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# by running a spell check
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Yessum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Some strong remebrance-themed offerings from you the day...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Military family so it is one of the few things that is respected in our household
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# At first glance it looked like a combine harvester..
I think a combine harvester mowing down a field of poppies would be more poignant

still good though *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
#
one of those poppies looks like a vagina
(lib319, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)
# DEAD Leaves!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Ooh very effective!!
Nicely done there sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# :)
Cheers, all freshly gathered and arranged on the desk in 15 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# You clever sausage you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# oooh - that's ace that is
*click*



horsecock
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Ta Bilbo
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# THE COLD DEAD EYES OF A BEECH TREE!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# You're
right =(
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Marvellous stuff!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Thank You
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ace
reminds of The Venture Brothers for some reason =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Our comments clearly don't merit a response :'o(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Skull!
I like skulls, but I don't like having one in my head all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Haha
loon
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# oooh... spooky and fab
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Cheers Joe
Have a happy Dead Leaves Season!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# and the dirty ground
when i know that your not around?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# woo
and double woo
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Cheers
and 2 more Beers!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Nicely donely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Aces!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Bring on the ball!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# simon cowell?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Silly.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Hello you
Still being annoyingly ace I see
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Freeeeeebs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Oh Bilbo!
Bend down now...*Thwack* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Heh.
Nicely done, Freebs..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Holy shit! It's...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Hahah! Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# In relation to nothing other than old-school hip-hop
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# What you hear is not a test
I'm calling a retreat
Cos me, my crew and my friends
Are gonna try to avoid the sheet
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha WOO!
And good work on the main post, too.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# cheers fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Coming straight from the undergrowth

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# He's such a bad ass!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Classic series
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I love this
*donates 8p towards commisioning this show*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Passes idea on to Paul Stephenson.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# ED209s? They shit 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Nicely sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# cheers fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellento!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Hello, hello, hello....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Damned pies I tell you...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Don't be so mean
He's bulimic don't you know *ROFFLES*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Have you seen the film? It's brilliant.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Not yet. It does look rather good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# up
www.mininova.org/tor/3070070
(herman:D, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Double theme excellence!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Name my bunneh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Aww, look at his giant bunny feet
I shall call him, Minime.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Or Bigwig
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Sir Harold Bigglesworth the IIIrd of Halmsworth.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Pip
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# floooooofy feeeeeeeeeeeet!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Visible Pookah
thats a fluff an a arf that is =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I had to add color to her dead face...and it still looks ghostly... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Cameron Poe?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# roast
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Lagomorpheus
the rabbit god of dreams
(Hal Baffe, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# ...George is my friend.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Shitfucking Dead Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# PelletPoo.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# the 2nd :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Satan
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# "Satan's Bunneh"
... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# is that a midget holding a bunneh?
wtf?

I call him pi
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Dinner!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Sold!...
...by the pound.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# BIG OL' FEETS
I want a bunny that big :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I've just rediscovered Slint's Spiderland

what an awesome album
(Hal Baffe, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# there's gotta be pee in there somewhere
*as in pool*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# or post rock
(Hal Baffe, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Evolutionary proof! Millions of years before the above there was:

(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I...nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Ooh! A post-rock touchstone no less.
I always feel I have to cite them as an influence despite discovering them after I wrote most of my stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# What kind of stuff do you play?
(Hal Baffe, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Mostly instrumental post-rock bullshit
I have a very high opinion of the genre :P
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Obviously : P
(Hal Baffe, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Tiny people submerged!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# where can i buy one?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# good tip on the band thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# my pleasure
(Hal Baffe, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Licky lizard loves lolly....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Is that from the tossing salad video I downloaded?
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# =)
me lickylongtime
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# gotta love the lickers
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# NYOM! NYOM!
slurp
(Hal Baffe, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# slurpy slurpy nom nom
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha
(herman:D, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Lovely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# "air traffic control to N724DC...your legs is stickin'out LOL"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# oh god yes!!!!
hahahhahaha!!!! :DDD


(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
fuck knows.
(Hal Baffe, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# haha
have you considered landings yet?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# even before shopping, THAT is a brilliant plane!
can I ask source?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# google images
(herman:D, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# ...
Thanks... Yellow +Plane = 4,790,000 results
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# :D
www.imagingtheheavens.com/Big-Bird-In-Flight.jpg
(herman:D, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# *sings 'Yellow' song*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
#

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.

In other news, I broke up with my girlfriend of nearly ten years this weekend... And she took Mr Floppity with her! (That's the small bunny that features in my comic strips, not a part of my anatomy.)

My latest project: short story audio books. They're free to download, but you do have to register in my shop to get them (though you can type in any old nonsense into the form if you want).

A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81

Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83

EDIT: Thanks for the support everyone, I'd better get back to ork. "B3ta: It's not just there for the magenta cocks in life".
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# fuuuuckkk
Sorry to hear that fella, That's a cold thing to do... to take a mans Floppity (and muse) :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Tell me about it.
She kept on insisting she was supposed to be my muse. I didn't really have the heart to tell her it was the bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# well, one of the comedians I've worked with split up with his girl and started handing out naked pics of her
at his gigs. Not too sure you should do that; but it helped him.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Depends.
Was she fit?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Yes.
she was and I've got one of the A4 pics he handed out.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# POIDH
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I think DNA will get a conviction too.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# That's a pretty vindictive thing to do
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# It was a bit of a shock to say the least.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I have some of her if you wanna go for it :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Thanks for the suggestion.
I'll file it under 'things to do if I really do want her father to kill me'. I'm a little bit concerned about that as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Sorry to hear that
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# awww..... booooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Boo.
But don't worry - I'm sure you can buy another.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Nope,
I've never seen another one like him. We even searched the internet because when we found him he had no face. I sewed him a new one.

Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I was on about your girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Yeah,
but the shipping from Thailand is a killer.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# buy them a ticket.
don't stuff the girl in the suit case.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Bad news Mata
Sorry to hear that. Best wishes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Ah poo :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Bad times dude.
I have an eternal fear that something like this may happen if I ever split from the Bloke. God help him if he ever tries to take MY Snotbot.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Afternoon, are you all well and good and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Hey love
I'm alright, been away due to mentalbusytiems at work. Gash. You alright Mr Hat-Hat?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I totally saw, something about salmon skins or something.
I'm scared, very very scared. But also well, work is getting interesting, in that the last 2 years might have been for nothing :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Heh.
They are beautiful! Though they do smell fishy, which came as a great surprise. Some posh bird is putting them on a foot stool.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# A fishy smelling stool?... :)
She could leave a bag of kippers on it for a few days to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# And then cover it in glitter.
My god, it would be fabulous :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Golden salmon do look nice
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# What an endearing name...
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# He is an awesome
and useful tissue holder . I actually have two as I was worried I'd lose one. THEY ARE BOTH MINE FOREVER.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# :(
Go on an over the top rescue mission
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Hmm...
Black outfit, abseiling through a roof-window, concussion grenades... I think that's a damn good plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# skylight/fishin rod/dangled carrot
Kidnapped bunny =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Bunnies
The evil crux of mankinds development/downfall.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# You are wrong
I'm so infuriated that I can't express with words just how wrong you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I've seen it in action
they get us up the evolutionary ladder and then take away the steps. Not as evil as squirrels though.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Man that's really sucky, sorry to hear it.
Keep up the quality cartoons though, you spread smiles to the rest of us :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Ooooh... not nice. Sorry old bean.
Great Floppity!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I don't even know you, but I like your work
Therefore this sucks :(

Can we expect some darker stuff in the coming weeks? I'm a writer myself and I secretly enjoy the change in my work during emotionally painful times...
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# What surprises
will they spring on us next?
(Oh, the tension.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I think the key to unwinding is . . .
never mind--now I'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# the key is that it needs to run like clockwork.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9790303
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# R
a
c
i
s
t
.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Am not
I dislike everyone equally.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
# ...
Contains Oscar-winning animation
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# good animation
but the key is an imposter
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I'll go now
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# haha
it's amazing how toy-like that makes him look
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Foreign oil--who needs it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# HEE HEE HEE
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# 'ere Ecock, 'ave a go
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# sure thing...............you winding me up?
:))))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# thought you might find a use for a good sauce key
I never wind up dudes on the first date anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Good service, though
Runs like clockwork.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# if you can handle the ticking
and assume it is not a bomb, then yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# they look after their own

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# The brave police.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# objection m'lord..............he's not fit to give evidence

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# well I thought it was funny
or am I on everyones ignore list? :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# welcome to the normal world :)
two comments! - that more than enough! :)
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I've had none a few times
I was just questioning its being that shit a joke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Okay, Listen up people - this is a ransom demand!
Gimme all your sugar based snacks and confectionery, or I'll show a photo of tubgirl to your cats!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)
# *Hands over a sugar based sack.*
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Clearly that cat is about to explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)
# *opens umbrella*


How do sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Indeed I'm doing well, O Doom.
And thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Not bad, ticking over like!
Just wandering around taking photos as always!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Me too.
It's my birthday soon, and I'm hoping to treat myself to a nice zoom.

Or an ultra-quick f1.0 or something for taking night shots without having to lug about a tripod.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# F1.0?????
You'd be better spending the cash on a body with a better ISO performance, what you using at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Bollix.
I won't be doing that, then - I've only got a Canon 450.

But I like my night shots and need to sort some gear out that will allow me to take them - hopefully without a tripod
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Dear lord!
How cruel can you be?
On the other hand this squirrel found 2g1c all by itself!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)
# it's the sugar addiction
it makes me do crazy things
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
# That Sugar
It's like a drug
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha no way I love how the cat reacts
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)
# way!!!
(to quote Bill & Ted)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Haha I meant no way I'm not giving away any sugar :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# oh I see
thought you went all surfer-dude for a moment there, gnarley!!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Teletubgirl.....?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHHH HHA HA HAHH AHHA HHA HHA HAA
OUT LOUD IN THE OFFICE!!!

OOOOPPPPSSS! :)
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
#
Poo
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I've done a little sick
right in my mouth
(Hal Baffe, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# You bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# *markets
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# My god that arms looks fucked!
Whats going on with his wrist?


edit: woo the pic and all that - but fucking ell!
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)
# haha great!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I used to know a kid like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I used to know a dwarf who always wore a boiler suit..
..can't remember his name now.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Fab!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)

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