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# Dramatic Ironing
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# arf!
I must remember this technique
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)
# pffft
TJ: our Xmas shindig this year is a masquerade ball!! Any kind of mask will do apparently. Any ideas? There are some here: shop.samanthapeach.co.uk/mens-venetian-and-masquerade-masks.html or I could just dress as the Hulk or something
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I'd wear an Eric Stoltz/Mask mask
www.91x.com/91xmorningshow/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/40nykn4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# are those
interchangable tongues at the side?

It sounds more fun than ours. Our theme is 'BLING', FFS

What's wrong with the theme of christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
# interchangeable tongues
sounds like a potential chat up line for the night!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Bling.
oh dear.

Just pimp yourself to the max. Fur coat, Cadillac, a honey on each arm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
# This is always how I visualise Joe anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
# And now I've got the tashe to polish it off nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Ding dong!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# The one like an elephant's trunk but modified to be a CDC
obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Do a mini image challenge
or a full one
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
# haha
Fraser's done worse

This weeks challenge - make a mask for Griffy Savalas's Xmas shindig!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I like these very much
I wish I was as talented :(
Life size Lego


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
# A wretched hive of scum and villiany...


Just when will it be beer o'clock?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# A must for Jawa weddings :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# haha
I can imagine C3PO working in there with his tape measure around his neck
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# RU12?
Or Greedo...
"Shoots you first, sir."
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# We watched Star wars in the pub last week
there was avery loud jeer when Han completely failed to shoot the scaly green cunt first
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Legendary stuff, Joe.
Please accept my final click before the weekend begins..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# muchos gracias, Cap'n
have a fine, frivolous one!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Oh, you fiend...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I try my best
how does Friday find you, good sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Cold, but all good, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Nicely Joe!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Cheers ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)
# rolls it out again

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Getting your head down dear?
good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
# its funny because ive seen it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I can't abide those Jawas
Disgusting creatures!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)
# beep
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)
# oops
should have scrolled down before replying to you above, no offence meant

however, I'm RISing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I think I misheard the title when it was on TV yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hahaspang
his mouth... so inviting... i disgust myself sometimes...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha
makes perfect sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# haha.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:42, archived)
# "I took home economics . . got an A+ . . I did a crumble . . Fancy a Baileys?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Eeeek!
That's rather disturbing.

Well done.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# pffft, what??
What you doin in ma waters muthalicka?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Yikes!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I'm all choked up! ;)
I'm Old GreeEEggg!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# and smells of mango
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Excellent anus aim there!
No need to scour the back of the bowl with this green lad
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Anus aiming is essential!
You have to see with your "brown eye"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Those two
must be very trusting of their friend's aim to stand there...
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(herman:D, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I would suggest he see a doctor about that...
or a greengrocer.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
Crikey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# this shit is ... yellow?
(haha)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# So this is how they're produced
I always thought they grew on plants.
Thanks, HT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# It's The Banana Shits!
La-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-laa..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha
oh christ here comes a pineapple
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I learned the most awesome fact in the universe yesterday.
 
"Wombat poo is cubic".

Just thought I'd share.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Poink! :)
The REAL Bananaman!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Christmas list question

(I would have done it in text, but then it would have to go on the /talk board which is just silly)

Edit: This is a question for all the artists on here and refers to something I want to put on my Christmas list.

Edit 2 - Sorry about the clock, its back to front :(

So serious answers now, what tablets are most popular?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *squints*
Whos the portrait is that at the start? I think in this case a CFB would be good fella.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
#
Its a question there are limited options.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# oh ok.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# THE CLOCK
THE CLOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# WATT
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
#
Yeeeeees.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Eric.
The half-a-bee
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I am not a loony!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
# wut?
Watt tablets do mooses bum mooses bum rams eye knead seven nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
#
Its close . . . but its the wrong answer.
(those are too wooly to be elephants')
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# RISky business
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Might the answer relate to Wacom?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# something about tablets
so I'm guessing the answer is a Wacom, with an A5 drawing area

What tablet do..... sheeps arses?
ewes I knead clock nose
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# .....mooses bum mooses bum rams eye knead seven nose?
WE'VE GOT IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
#
...is a good answer.

The question was Watt Tablets Do Ewes' Cunts Ewes Eye Kneed Two Nose.

The clock is ALL wrong :(



(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Ten past ten.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Did you actually google ewes cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
#
No I was going to just use a ewe (so to speak) but the picture presented itself and I used it.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Eye Ewes
A Wacom Bamboo, mine's pretty basic but good, they do quite a few fancy ones
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:03, archived)
# this should answer your question succinctly:

'noons
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Watt tablet ... (sheep vag) (sheep vag)
rams eye knead clock nose?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Portrait pill party possum posterior possum posterior
sheep eye hands ten-past-ten nose?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# FAT DOG!
lolz!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
I guessed that was coming!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# :D
I think it's an old Tommy Cooper joke....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# older than the
hills
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Older than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Hai Moley! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Hello Sweetcheeks!
All present and correct?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Yes indeedy!
You, the good lady and ickle Moley? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# We're all super fine and dandy!
:D

Two hours to go.... then it's weekend fun time!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I remember the joke.
But you do it so well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Screaming man is easily the greatest source picture of the week.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Indeed
Ha has that "just stapled a bollock to the table" sort of expression.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Ouch!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# What a wonderfully old joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# It's older than I am.
And I'm old.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Another Tommy Cooper classic...
I went to the doctor the other day and he said, "Say Ah."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "because my dog just died."
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Grand Moff Larkin


(far from) Perfick!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Old uncle Albert for Obi Wan.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Catherine Zeta Jones for random Twi'lek dancing girl
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Aces!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# :D
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
Someone else giving Lucas ideas for the remake... dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Damn!!
Looked mine up and your is FAR better, so bumsticks! *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# :D
It was so hard to find a decent Darling Buds of May source pic!

EDIT: is it heck better... Yours is ace!

www.b3ta.com/board/9236266

Same source lols.

Edit2: LOL - I just realised I commented on that (!)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# That's the one I used in the end ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Nope yours is better, even Jet agrees...
www.b3ta.com/board/9812565
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha
funniest thing for a while

i clicked
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# MUHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] "You can't do this to me Krabs!"


Click for bigger (270 kb)
(JakeyD, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I have updated my desktop piccy so I'll post it here
*edit*
How rude of me
Nice spongebob :)


Click for MASSIVE (306 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Ooh
Apocalyptic
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Only £2 (and your immortal soul) for a go on the dodgems..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# "For £10,000 you get the fish, chopper, man on rope ladder....the whole damn thing".
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# MC You're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat doesn't have quite the same impact as MC Hammer.
But you're beautiful & talented, so I can forgive you anything..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# hahahah love it
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Every morning I'd wish he would fall in
And one day he did and I was all like "yeah cool"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# seen seen
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# seen?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha fuck me..Telford FM !! They're getting desperate.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Blackwood is the british will smith
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# ^Fact
LOL
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# best tell Will Smith that
www.theotherwillsmith.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# *staggers backwards from the sheer force*
No.
No!
NOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
we were just talking about Blackwood in the office

This looks like an outtake from Extras
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I love this pic
it is utterly staggering
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# your jedi mind tricks don't work on mwargh*!
*splash*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# but no bridge therefore NOT REAL
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Good shit, chum!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# too kind !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# A little shakin'
A little hollerin'
And down you go.
Yeah baby!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# "..1100 men went into the water.."
possibly one of the all time movie great quotes..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# ...the whole USS Indianapolis speech..not just 1100 men went into the water...cause that wouldn't be very good at all..
*scratches head*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# That whole scene was written by Robert Shaw, apparently.
Don't know if it's true, but I like to think so..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Mmmm
I really fancy a fish finger sandwich now

Edit: Let me insert this here as it's not worthy of it's own thread.

Optimised to fuck version:


587kb not as shiteness - but still very shite
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Luke Trotter
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha LYNDHURSTPOST
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# That...
...is bloody well done!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# thanks Ninj
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I concur.
Excellence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
#
Luke Trotter????
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Luke Skytrotter.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Just more bad casting tittifications
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# But did it involve £5000 pics of sperm?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/8380785.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I went to Ilfracombe once.
Bloody rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# A bad day at the beach, i'm a bit tipsy sorry

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# You'd get a lovely tan
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# ooh nice !
clicks
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# What a beautiful view

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# That's great, actually!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# At least it's not raining.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# lolz:D
(herman:D, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Luke Skytrotter, shirley
gah, Vagabond mindrainpiss
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Stick a bantha in me pocket, I'll fetch the Death Star plans from the van..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# 'Sup?
(Redmond, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Dude, yr so funny.
No, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# *yawns*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Do you like being internet-bum-raped or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# b3tans aren't capable of such a feat
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Aww :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# 'Sup?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# No need
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Full Frontal Fail Fall
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# i'm so glad nature didn't design our knees that way
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# There's a Spike Milligan poem about it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# but I can't remember the name of it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# i once saw a spike milligan sketch
where hes in a bin and keeps popping up singing a song. It was very funny but ive never been able to find it.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# ok who beamed his knee caps away
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I'm just going to watch this all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# He's done this dozens of times now
and still he's happy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# B4?
or is it doctor soongh looking a bit peakey
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Of your 91 posts to this board
How many have not been this picture? And how many started new threads?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# hahahaha
no one will ever love you, trust you or call you a friend and you will die unhappy and alone.

hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# To the vile dust, from whence he sprung
Unwept, unhonoured, and unsung*

* Andie MacDowell**
** Yeah, I know
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# YOU WIN AN AWARD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Do fuck off, there's a good chap
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I've missed you, Redmond.
Can we do this all again at 4pm, please?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# hi im telltolin and K3U
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# HAI!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# i could be animating these right now

but i think thats illegal
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I think you may be right

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Delboy Stalin and Rodney Trotsky, in happier times...


Completely random, don't look for any hidden meanings, OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# The Rodney/Trotsky hybrid is unsettlingly accurate..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# haha what?
also, sorry to tj a bit, but what ever happened to captain wow? or foof for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# And...
...where's the Original Steve? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# i saw him i think about 2 weeks ago
but wow and food i haven't seen in ages, or butters but i think he's probably got a job with his skills by now
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I dunno, he should re-register as
thenewandimprovedsteve
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# haha yeah or steve 2.0 (said two point oh)
or steve lite
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# NO HE SHOULDN'T!
He should reregister as EITHER New OR Improved Steve.

Erm ...

Actually.

Ahem.

*breathes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Bloody hell!
You've got some issues there, haven't you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Yeah I have, sorry.
My infinitive was split by an apostrophe once.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
# *soothes*
*strokes*
*takes home to meet mum*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Hello mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Da, comrad
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
grey hand lols
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# that works for all in tents and porpoises

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *clicks like a porpoise*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Yus!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# also :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# OH JESUS

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# haha
rodney works especially well
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Pah, it's simple
it's simpleI just keep all my files and folders on the desktop....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# haha
I won £20 earlier playing the scrabble one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Ha ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Literal lols, literally.
Most worthy of a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# arf spang!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Beautiful!
In a wearing-your-bollocks-as-a-hat mental sort of way :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# this has cake...and eats it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Jet Lowe
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Your fight with the Home Guard was.. MAGNIFICENT!
Heavenly glory, Ninj.
Clickage all the way..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Thank you!
Pike...er Cap'n :D Have a smashin' weekend all!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Enjoy, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Brought to you by the letters J,P and G
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# stop being so fucking clever.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAANDAAAAAAAALS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Happy b3taday sir!
Eight!! You're all growd up! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Ace as always
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Now that is outstanding work!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Haha cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Nice!
Make it explode when he dunks it!!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Is it the shoes?
*dunk*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# JAMBURGER!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# EDIT: Wait...
I see it now. Nicely
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Squint.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Very very nice
Today's number was Sixty Clicks!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# B3ta has encountered a problem while trying to upload this image, maybe it is because its not funny...

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Your post is making me hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# its a wookie steak
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Nooooo!
You're over cooking it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Yum!


EDIT: Was it "fantastic" or "incredible"?

EDIT 2: I win: rodneyt.tripod.com/anh.txt
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)
# *inserts picture of Homer dressed as "Lan D'OH"*
/too lazy to shop
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# incredible
oops
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Oh, bravo, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# have you ever been to a harvester before?
n
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Happy b3ta Day, Thor!
How's the old man?
Still having trouble with his depth perception?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# fecking hell
8 years in this place.

where did the time go?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Someone older than me!
\0/
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# there are still a few of us around.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Waiter! My steak's a bit chewie..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger spang!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Hahaha
and since I was indisposed on wednesday...


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# If I ever own a fizzy pop factory I'd very much like to employ you, Barbarossa..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# If I ever own a sweet factory I'd very much like to employ you, Tribs..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I bet you'd make an awesome WIlly Wonka-esque boss
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# You silver-tongued devil.
Consider yourself promoted..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Yay!
Can I have my own parking space for my BigTrak?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# You're fired!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Mmmmm, lunch


Can I cook anyone lunch?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I don't know
can you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Sorry, may.
May I cook anyone lunch? (Except Joliet ;-) )
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Ahahaha
I hate it when people correct can and may but I'm feeling like a bit of a cunt today :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I've always wondered
about those "handcooked" crisps and biscuits. Wouldn't it be faster to use an oven?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Faster, yes
But without that authentic "Friction Burn" flavour
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D Hiya op!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I might have got the wrong end of the schtick ?


Click for bigger (34 kb)
(countwilfredthehairy i wasn't born to live, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)
# 8 seconds in & it finally clicked.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)
# *thinks*
...

*thinks*

...

*thinks some more*

...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)
# ...... services?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] shirley...
(BoyBacon is good for you., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Haha!
Dunno if it has bindun or not but I wish I'd thought of it. Instead of playing with Kaleider -

(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hadron Kaleider?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hardon Collider?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# "let battle commence"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
# neat!
...and SEXY results, everytime!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeew
i like
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Nicely done, young Bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# It's eventually dawned on me that that is a recycle bin ful of paper
and not a glass full of ice with a recycling symbol on it

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# tru.dat
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)

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