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# ump45 (for epiphany) and stehr scout (for ttsattsr)

edit: sorry for thread attack
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# UMPs are always fun
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# especially lady UMP's
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# my lady umps shoot bullets
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# yeah, baby, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Fuck yeah! Rifle was here, SMGs are lame.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# >:((((
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I want it urban camo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# BUT STILL"
FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Knock knock.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# who's there?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# FUCK YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# UMP UMP UMP UMP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)
# hella cold
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Haha, I knew this was one of yours before I scrolled down.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# alcohol first then the other two
that's a a winning combination
(Frogcloset (noun), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# ^^ this
also, i love these pictures more than i love life itself.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
# haha!
hooray for alkybole
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# :D:D
all 3 for the win *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# One year, before I die,
I will try the first two.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Haha. Guess what? Fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I guess: ANSWER B.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Sorry man, answer B is wrong.
You've failed. That's it. That was your chance at happiness. Sorry man.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Then I guess it was ANSWER C all along.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)
# TTSSATTSRRSTTSR: SNOOKER UPDATE
I could totally click my BBC sport bookmark but I want my snooker updates full of opinions and randomly capitalised words.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Higgins Vs Robertson went down to a decider, but Higgins won it comfortably.
O'Sullivan Vs Ebdon is a little rough around the edges, but with a 4 frame lead to Ronnie it'll take something extra special for Ebdon to win.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Good. Ronnie > Ebdon.
By every conceivable metric except the following:

Baldness
Slowness
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# And being from Wellingboroughness
Or whatever mid-Northants dump Ebdon's from.

Edit: Yeah, born in Kettering. I hate him already.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Cat:
Purrpurr
Umnumnumnum
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Wrong again. It was : "Ms Marple". In hindsight, her murderous ways were obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Gotta question the people whose entire professional careers rely on folks gettin' killed.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Exactly. "Oh hello, Jessica Fletcher, I haven't seen you since the last time someone died. Yes, Miss Fletcher, I AM being sarcastic"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I was just talking to her the other day and she murdered me.
It wasn't very civil of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# She's basically just rude. And evil, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Hot Stuff !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Dress like a Russian.
Make fire like a Russian.
Drink Russians.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# it's basically STALKER
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Hello? Hello. Hello? Hello. Hello? Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I look forward to that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# YOU'LL BE ALL, "YO HEY, KRUGLOV".
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I said come in, don't hello there!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)
# *beaming*
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Sex
.
(devilstick, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)
# My choice has always been fire.
:)

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# ROCK AND ROLL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)
# And diesel
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
# INCENDIARY SUPREMACY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I have a love hate relationship with oxidation.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# HELL YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# 4. Pee on yourself
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)
# SHOE ON HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)
# hot piss comin' through
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)
# D. All of the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I wuz gonna say that!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Brilliant :D
And YAY happy bun all warm and happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# But alcohol lowers your body temperature.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Woo!
It's unpossible to freeze when you've got alcomohol!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Would you really trust a bunny with fire?
Would you? Well would you?
clickety click for trusting bunnies with fire
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# jeeeeeah!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Gnarly Dude!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# radical
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Now that . . . is literally . . . hangin' ten !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# No - that 's Moses that surfs on the commandments tablet
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Is this from that new Assassins' Creed II I keep seeing advertised.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# this is a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Hahaha! Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# surely a miracle to behold:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)
# haha look at him go
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# He wins!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Meet The Flockers
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Very nice
Also: I just discovered you can get open directories of images on b3tards.

Take a b3tards image link (here's Valin's, above)
www.b3tards.com/u/74ab07594148489da262/sheepgothic4.gif

Drop the file name
www.b3tards.com/u/74ab07594148489da262/
And there's the craziest page on the internet.

You can also google that letters-and-numbers bit in there to see if your pictures are being used elsewhere.

Apologies if this is common knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Yes, I knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I'm a slow learner
Be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Well, I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.But I do now.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Amazing . . . I love to learn stuff like this !
Nice to know that I'm not just a number . . . but an alphanumeric !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I think most of that is common knowledge, sorry
Except I never thought to see if anyone's leeching my bandwidth. I'm off to Google.


Edit: No-one's stealing my pictures. Fucking ingrates.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I did find a mention to your chinese guy site after googling mine though
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Really?
Fantastic! I was going to keep updating that but then kind of actual life came in the way and I couldn't keep up with people's images. Glad to see that some people have looked at it :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Here it is
www.anjunabeats.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=33704&start=0&p=804387&#entry804387

GOLDEN, says the man below.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# He's a gem of a man
A gem!

By the way, unofficial word from Oslo is I've got the job. Tomorrow or Thursday it should become official. Then I celebrate!


Edit: I just read some of that website again. That was entertaining to write.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Awesome!
I am delighted for you :)

I've invested a lot of time in asking you whether you've got it yet and it's nice to see that pay off.

Now get me a job there too.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# We need a cleaner
Last time I was there the cleaners hadn't even heard about the room on the top of the building. It's up some stairs at the back. Stairs they haven't even seen.

Fancy being a cleaner?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# How many years do you think it would take me to get from cleaner to president of the nobel peace prize committee?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# They're swedish, so...
...ten, since that's when Norway will buy Sweden outright.

Can I get a peace prize?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# (I think all of the Nobel prizes are awarded by Swedes except the peace one, which is chosen by Norwegian academics)
And yeah sure I'm gonna base my whole application on your candidacy for the prize. My way of saying thanks for the cleaner job. First rung and all.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Really?
Two years then.

Bloody bossy Norwegian academics. Cheers for the prize, though, and don't forget to clean that patch behind the bath. They never clean there.

(There is a bath in the toilet upstairs at the office. I like this place.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
# awww...
I'm not that widely copied...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# You could just register 50 blogs and post your images on them.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# That is the worst page on the internet.
It's simply horrible.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# hahaha....and that's a great scarf he's got on:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Nothing but the finest wool !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Sheeper to keeper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Sheeps!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)
# They everwhere !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I'm trying to count...
...1...2...3.................. . . .
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# :)


www.b3ta.com/board/write.php?parent=9826189
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# hahaha
superbly done.

Your link is to "Reply" though...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
# ...couldn't figure out the correct link....but at least the original is there:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Glad to see that this has gone to press !
Magical linking too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)
# *must brush up on linking malarky*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)
# It's great . . . I used it and ended up with three windows open !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)
# :D
lol to Al and his adventures:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Hahaha
I don't know if he's unlucky or the luckiest blob of plastecene that ever lived.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I think he knows exactly what he's doing.
Woopic!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
# what a way to go
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
# woo
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# HAHAHA:D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# made me smile
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)
# yay and he's still happy at the end :) :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Not a bad place to be!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# i swear i'll put down the plasticine after this one


if anyone wants the software i wrote to make these and has a googlephone, do a search on Market for "glastonbridge animal." sorry for the spam but i am rather proud of it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# haha
thats fab, you should sell it you dong
edit: oh im guessing you are already :D well done
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# thanks!
if it's popular i'll look into it :)
edit: no, it's totally free
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Yay!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# YAY:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# hehe this is great
and woo on making software to do this with a phone, however I'd never even heard of a googlephone, I have a proletariat one.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# You have really got things going on !
Keep going . . . and going . . . and . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
# downloaded,
and 5 starred all your other apps as well
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# pimpin :D
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Fungi break acceleration record to escape dung
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!!
loving the skids he's laid down there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# niiiiiiiice
never knew bert from trap door had a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Cor!
Downloaded :) Thanks a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# aug machine gun with hbar
*im supplying spiders with these* mwahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I don't know what aug-hbar is - is it the noise the gun makes?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# i only learnt from
call of duty computer game
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# And WHAT A GAME!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I dunno
Sounds quantum mechanical to me.



Someone please kill me :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
#
=∆x∆Px
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Are you suggesting
that the Dirac constant is some sort of mediator to an uncertainty relationship between position and momentum operators as they are non-commutative? That's madness. Pure madness.
(Vega31, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I knew
Suggs would make a poor physics teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I am so sorry


Edit: Fuck GIMP and its habit of adding random glitches because it doesn't optimise GIFs well enough to actually save the actual changes between frames. Also I should have got rid of the i not the hbar. Then it'd only be another diffusion equation. Hahaha TAKE THAT SCHROEDINGER YOU DEAD CAT-HATING WOMANISING CUNT. But it's too late now. :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Flash CS3
Is even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I've never gone near Flash
I've heard bad things. One time my friend told me it raped his mum :( With big, black tentacles. :((
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)
# hang on a minute,
that Lagrangian isn't Lorentz covariant.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Nope, not in the slightest
It's a Lagrangian that produces the Gross-Pitaevskii equation, which is more or less the Schroedinger equation for a Bose-Einstein condensate of weakly-coupled atoms. (It's basically just a mildly-nonlinear Schroedinger equation; the coupling term is just the first-order expansion in the energy.)

The Schroedinger equation isn't at all Lorentz-covariant. Though, entertainingly, if you take that Lagrangian and linearise it, the system you get can be cast as a relativistic wave equation. The phonons propagate on an effective Schwarzschild spacetime, complete with event horizon and Hawking radiation. Fascinating shit, on which I can be a TOTAL BORE.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
# the laser cooling and condensed matter group used to come out with that kind of stuff,
not my bag, I'm all for Dirac myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Not sure about this
but I don't think you get acoustic black holes out of a linearised Dirac system. Neither do you get one from a linearised Klein-Gordon system.

What I did like was a paper a few years back that clearly started as a really nerdy joke -- a couple of guys who put a condensate around a black hole and found that you can have an acoustic black hole orbiting a gravitational black hole. Oh, how we laughed.

They've made an acoustic hole in the lab now, a couple of months back. I almost jizzed my pants.*




* May not have almost jizzed my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# In all honesty I don't know what an acoustic black hole is,
but what does it tell us about the fundamental nature of the universe?

The Schrodinger Equation pops out of the Dirac Equation in the non-relativistic limit, so I'm sure you could wangle an acoustic black hole out of it if you were so inclined and knew what you were doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
# It tells us whether the arguments Hawking made are valid
The dynamics of an acoustic hole are the same as a gravitational one -- so the sound waves act around an acoustic hole exactly as light waves do around a (uncharged, non-rotating) gravitational black hole. If Hawking's arguments, which are still basically the only result we've got marrying gravity and quantum mechanics together, are valid then we'll see Hawking radiation from an acoustic black hole. Since it's pretty impossible to make a black hole in the lab (and, yeah, that includes the LHC, the theories that would produce black holes there are pretty speculative stuff), this is more or less our only concrete and cheap way of testing the interaction of gravity with quantum effects.

The thing I'd add is that an acoustic black hole is like a normal black hole except it only works on sound waves. The easiest way of imagining one is to get a tube and wrap it on itself and send water through at just below the speed of sound. In the direction of the flow, as viewed from the lab, the sound waves are moving at almost, but not quite, twice the speed of sound. Opposing the flow, they're almost stationary. If you now squeeze the tube then the flow goes supersonic at that point. In the supersonic patch sound waves can't travel against the flow -- they're swept along regardless, like sperm trying to swim up the Niagara Falls. At the point where the flow goes supersonic you've got an acoustic event horizon, while at the point it goes subsonic again you'd have another horizon (that one would correspond to a white hole).

Interesting stuff. Not actually that *useful* but if I wanted to be any use to humanity I wouldn't have done theoretical physics and then sat about on B3ta drawing magenta cocks onto Snoopy cartoons.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# curious.
I'm not convinced they're an exact analogy but they might shed some light on things, so to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# The analogy isn't at all exact
I got the words the wrong way round, but it's the kinematics that are analogous. The dynamics are totally fucked. Meaning that the geodesics are the same (so Hawking's arguments are safe; they didn't rely on the Einstein equations) but the Einstein equations coupling them to matter are totally different. In relativity that's just the Einstein equations in their horrible non-linear glory. In acoustic holes it's pure non-relativistic wave equations -- you don't need to look at quantum fluids to get acoustic holes, you can build them in any perfect fluid. So the dynamics are governed by Newtonian mechanics.

Still, it is an interesting curiosity. There's a small but entertaining group of physicists trying to use these arguments to get a totally different picture on quantum gravity and the standard model by getting it from emergent systems in condensed matter. If you're actually interested, Volovik put up "The Universe in a Helium Droplet" on his website for free download a few years back; he basically found pretty mucha ll the symmetries of the standard model and of relativity emerging from perturbations in superfluid Helium II. The dynamics were totally wrong again, but the symmetries were all there. If someone can find a system where the symmetries *and* the dynamics emerge, then the conventional picture of finding unification by pushing to ever-higher energies and adding symmetry after symmetry will be overturned.

Which would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# You know what,
that is simultaneously both surprising and not surprising, somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# The wonderful world of quantum mechanics
:)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Bloody physicists
An uncharged non-rotating black hole?

What good is that in the real world, I ask you?
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# ABSOLUTELY NONE
REAL black holes are like REAL men. Errr, spinning around and round and with a healthy electric field, and emitting a constant stream of radiation. In men that's called "farting". Also, they've got another universe hidden inside them. Through the ring.

I'm going to shut up now. I think that would be a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# also
don't think you'd get an acoustic hole out -- it relies on the equations being hyperbolic. the schroedinger equation is hyperbolic but i don't think the dirac equation is.

i may very well, however, be dead wrong because it's now about seven years since i looked at the classification of differential equations. if the dirac equation *is* hyperbolic then it's possible we'd get an acoustic hole. i may look into that actually. it'll while away the long winter evenings...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)
# well as I say,
the Schrodinger equation IS the Dirac equation in the non-relativistic limit, so any solution the former has, the latter ought to have as well. I don't know how you'd get a self-interaction term to work though, but there must be some Lorentz covariant form of it, because if it isn't Lorentz covariant, it can't be true, otherwise Special Relativity isn't true.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Doesn't necessarily follow
Thing is the acoustic hole comes along because of the behaviour of fluctuations; at low energies this is fine, but at high energies there's no immediate reason to believe that there isn't something influencing the fluctuations (indeed, there will be) that changes their behaviour enough that now they don't look like they act on a Schwarzschild spacetime. I'd not be surprised to find that you can't write an effective spacetime at all for the high-energy general case, and only at low energies.

The self-interaction term is just coming from a Taylor expansion of the Gibbs free energy. Or it may be the Helmholtz free energy. One of the two. It's also actually not quite a Schroedinger equation because that psi isn't a wavefunction so much as the product of the individual wavefunctions of the atoms in the condensate. So if you follow the kind of arguments made for the low-energy case and put it at high energies you could doubtless write a modification to the Dirac Lagrangian that included an interaction. Just that it would be a bit odd to consider a high-energy Bose-Einstein condensate...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I think Special Relativity relies on Lorentz covariance,
in fact I believe the two are pretty much the same thing. Having said that, the general case is often difficult and not particularly useful. I couldn't honestly tell you if the Dirac equation has any real world applications outside of particle accelerators. It's just, kind of... nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# yeah
lorentz invariance underpins special relativity -- and general, since special relativity is recovered from general in the flat limit. there'll certainly be real-world applications of it; it's the equation governing the behaviour of relativistic electrons, and if it doesn't have some application somewhere in semiconductor physics that has a bearing on modern computers i'd be quite surprised...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# who knows what's going to happen
when they move on to the 32nm process. Even still, electron drift velocities may be very low even though the signal speed approaches the speed of light.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# very true
even so, i'd be surprised if they didn't have to take relativity into account at some point. though i should maybe prepare to be surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
#
I LIKE YOU.
(Sqn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# THANK YOU
HAVE A PICTURE TO MAKE UP FOR THE PHYSICS IN THIS THREAD



MORE PHYSICS. SPUNKING.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I'm telling amnesty international
Also:

www.dafont.com/punched-out.font

Fiddliest thing I have ever done. Argh.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Holy shit
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# someone
posted that on links already :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Yeah that's where I saw it
I'm attempting to spell out somebody's name but damn it's fiddly. My hands are maybe 75% encased in glue.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I like that gun
It's no UMP45 tho
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# like this
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)
# pfft, RPD is where it's at
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Oh oh oh do a Steyr Scout!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Say Hello to my little friend
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Konichiwa!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Ni hao ma?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# bonjour
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# My Bunny, my Bunny
Where ever I go, he go
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Only if you say hello to mine
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Ciao
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# hallo
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] If they had used real nails I wouldn't have been able to 'rise from the dead'.


But it really really hurts.
(joe90, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# 'Ning B3ta, I made monsters
DARGON. I don't like the new Spyro games but I like the design of that green dragon. Bigger (170kb), biggest (170kb). | Antelope thing. (not my design; it's a present for someone else. | And I made you a wallpaper. (1900 x 1200)
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# these are very nice indeed
cholly
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Ta. :)
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# GIVE HIM HIS FUCKING CEMENT
He doesn't want to wait around all fucking day, you know. He's a busy dragon, he's got things to do, people to see, virgins to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha
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# I really like the colouring of your work. It's very good.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Oo, thank you. :)
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# oooh very nice work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Ta, ducks. (:
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# dragons are cool
metal horns are cool

overall this is cool
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
# :D
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# Jesus
I have no idea.



NO IDEA. I just wish those god-damn flid ghosts would leave me alone. Them AND their squids.

Click picture for slightly bigger and eighty-eight of your English kilobytes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Haha I'm slightly ashamed by the couple of seconds it took before I noticed the various missing bits of her
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# ha ha Yew, diiirty old man yew....
did the same....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# It was good fun
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)
# hahaha
i understand. i did leave her boobs alone for a reason.

i'd not be surprised to find that you didn't notice i'd done anything with her eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I noticed the bits that weren't missing
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# What's missing is Zalgo :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Dear God, no!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Edit: DAMN YOU CR3.
HE DOESN'T COME
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# This meme makes me sad.
I like Shmorky's work and I would have liked to have seen more Zalgo comics :(
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I like Zalgo when it's done well
Inordinately. If that's how you spell it. Perhaps I should actually read some Lovecraft one of these days.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# She seems armless enough.
Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I'm stumped. I don't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I'm rubbish at puns
So I can't join in :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Slimmest waist ever.
Take that, Ralph Lauren!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# It were the Atkins diet, I bet
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# the two best parts are intact
*still would*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# You'd have to rewrite the Karma Sutra
"Sex Positions for Ghosts Without Bellies"

the best-selling sequel to

"How to get Head from the Headless Horseman"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:55, archived)
# No need to water the air plants . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Looks like they've been watered a bit too much
with radioactive goo. Mixed with fish feed.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Tera Patrick?
Yum!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Actually I dunno, let me check
Allegedly someone called Fabiana Tambosi.
www.aclasscelebs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35699
This may not be true.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Don't think that's Tera
But she's lovely and quite similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I just linked to the source in the post above :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Tera Patrick has bigger tits.
I don't know how to say that more tastefully. I suppose I could have said 'naughty pillows'.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)
# "Knockers" works well.
Or "cushions". "Gazumbas".

Tera Patrick has bigger gazumbas.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Haha very nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# He does have bits falling off
that must count for something surely
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Leper, pariah, crack-addled and past-it
It's all the same. But Jesus loves us all.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Stutter...
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Ha!
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# *clicks
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] pub games were never quite the same after Jesus came to town....
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# This is all I can think of:
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:19, archived)
# ouch
(herman:D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:19, archived)
# how about that cat down there?
.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# My mum used to have that wall paper!
/relurks
(Poodles! MCCCXXXVII, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Lordy!
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Arf! Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Awwww! Poor kittin!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)
# ...
What the fuck is going on in the original video?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I don't think I like this
(JoePesky, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)
# dark
where did the CCTV footage come from?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:09, archived)
# I want to put a cat into space as much as anybody
but not like this



not like this
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Poor kitteh!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# That's kinda off the fluff cuff
as that cat will never let another human touch it again...

IN OTHER NEWS:

SCoopzilla has Google wave invites to give out.. if you want one...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# doesn't seem particularly funny
it looks to me like youve just added a couple of frames to another omgshock video...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)
# B3ta should add another option....
"I don't like this!"
(Dr. Evil, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# wow....ooooooof...eight left
pretty sure the original is staged....the angle the cat comes back suggests it's not falling... it's either jumped...or is edited on landing...just a hunch:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Nice headlines
especially FREE FISH TASER LISCENCE

I would buy it for that alone.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# buy this pertrol or you'll ge a punch in the eye
just found this BP petrol advert from the 30's

BP Advert from the 30's

wow, advertisings come a long way from "I'll whack you if you don't buy this"
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Gonna go get me some Ethyl, see?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I'll pugilate you right on the noggin
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Shit...

I need to pay more attention
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)
# 1001 is the real imagenium
//millenium bore
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)
# wow...
you're lurking about a lot lately...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Hurray! Congrats Señor Lambkin
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Thats Cap'n to you, you bedeviling lubber!
Arrrrrrrrr!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Aww, bless.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Confabugratalataloolitions !
Good score . . . keep it up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# *Vague bumsex reference*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Gratters, Cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] holy hull....
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# One in the hand's worth two in the ______ !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# hahaha
i'd drink there
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Careful up there!
(joe90, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# It's 'elf and safety GONE MAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# That daredevil works without a net !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)

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