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# There's something very wrong with me.

Cue the jokes about cumshots...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# POW! Right in the kisser.
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Fucking hell
That was a few weeks' worth of backlog
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Hello darlin'
.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)
#

(herman:D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I can only assume there's
some kind of magenta cock reference in this pic, but I can't seem to see it...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:29, archived)
# ^ NORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# COCKDEATH!
deleted scene from bad biology perchance?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUGc4IbsuZ8 (REALLY NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:21, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I can not see anything there that is NSFW?
looks like a nice family film

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# The Fuck?
That's.... er.... yeah.

I didn't think youtube allowed nudity in the vids?

edit: goddamit. How many times have I seen someone hit the wrong reply button and think "you plank"? What a plank I be.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# hahahah
Excellent :DDDD
(herman:D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hahahaha, i don't know what this is from, but i know he is actually a batty boy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# heh, 'batty boy'.
Is it the 80s again already?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# i thought it only came around after ali g said it :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# nah
Ali G was just echoing the words of the 80s. Batty boy was in the playground when I were a nipper, long before Ali G.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# great show
How I Met Your Mother... And NPH is the best character in it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I'm sure if he had to choose a way to die
this would be it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I'm sure that's how he celebrates the New Year.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Happy new year :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)
# haha awww
hello future person, is it 2010 where you are?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# and to you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Please drink more alcohol until you pass out.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# hehehe
(herman:D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
# happy new year
4 tomorrow :DDD
(herman:D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)
# that dog is doing a weeeeee
lolz
(herman:D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# splendid
must admit i'm liking the look of 2010, rather pleasing on the eye. we should have adopted it in 2003, years have looked a bit messy since then.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Will it really be just like the film of the same name?
2010 The Year We Wear Contacts or something like that :)
.
Happy Neue Jahre
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# *glees*
Bull terriors are the bestest dogs ever!!! People who think they're ugly can piss off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I don't think they're ugly.
I think they're dogs. That's far worse.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# 4 tomorrow :DD
(herman:D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I approve.
Happy New Year you bunch of fucks!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# i'm opting for the Australian new year
from what i gather it's now 2010 and the world is back to normal, added bonus no fireworks or pissheads in sight and it's all over by tea time.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# This sounds like a more sensible approach
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# it's definitely the way to go
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)
# It's freezing over here, there is a foot of snow and the city is full of cunts throwing fireworks in your face
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# i don't have any snow
and will be doing my utmost to be staying out of the way of anybody that looks like they can even hum the first couple of bars auld fucking lang syne
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I'm being forced to go to a German New Year evening, which consists of sitting round a table cooking bits of meat and cheese under a table-top grill
So you end up stinking like a kebab house when you go out for a drink later

Anyway,I bought a shitload of fireworks so I can tell 2009 to fuck off and send a warning shot across 2010's bow
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# i'm sure you'll have a ball
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I probably will - those bits of meat look very suspicious...
Hope you have a lovely evening, chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)
# so do i
bed before 11 with earplugs firmly wedged in place all going well, i think the folk that wanted me to attend a gathering have finally got the hint that i don't want to play.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Doesn't sound like the New Years I had in Australia!
There were plenty of fireworks although it was all over by tea times admittedly teatime on the 1st:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:03, archived)
# TJ:
Does anyone know what the code was to edit other websites?

It was around about a year ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Teh Up104d C0d3z??
er, html? er, wtf are you talking bout willis?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)
# im just going to have 6-8 cans of bavaria crown in my garage :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Why not drink them in the living room I'm sure it will be a lot more comfortable
unless you plan on topping yourself with a hosepipe on the exhaust, in which case DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)
# nah, i live with my folks and i dont think they would appreciate 5 twats shouting and listening to slayer
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# my
eyes
hurt
now
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# me 2 when i made it :DD
(herman:D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# dog alert!


making this made me feel instantly great
i project this mood unto thee

EDIT: THAT'S BETTER
EDIT: how many toe things do cats have? damn.
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# AW
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:57, archived)
# he behaved so well during the shoot bless him
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:58, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Yay!
Teh fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:00, archived)
# * applies cat filter
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
# where can I get one of these thx
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
#
Here
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:20, archived)
# We have one of these
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# A lemur?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Yes
Cunningly disguised as a black kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# \o/
delightful kitty
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Stay away from the plants and wires!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Aghgh
a panther :OOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Dog fighting:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# awwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Stares
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I swear his eyes just moved. Stupid jpg >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# if they did I'm pretty sure they'd make the noise
Pibbity Poppidy. Pibbity Poppidy.

on an on like a self propelling electric circus.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:30, archived)
# that sounds like a pile of FAT LIES
you don't need to be a FAT LIAR to be an interesting friend.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Obviously
if they are blinking alternately.

also not lies.. opinion. :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Opinions is lies by default
this is how friends prevent dirty opinions from killing universal friendship.

Do 15 pushups and please send me AU$10 via paypal for motivating you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:35, archived)
# THIS IS TOUGH LOVE, FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)
# want happened to the lack of pressure
and claims of no maintenace?

Lies by nature have an inherent value of self knowledge of their wrongness. Nature it's self is subjective through the medium of self. All knowledge is self deceiving.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Friend, we need to progress through this stage before things can go 'without saying'.
I hope you understand that I need to see your respect for your own wellbeing before I can commit to respecting it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Gandalf! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# too much pipe-weed
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:31, archived)
# *Gandalf sees Hobbit goatse*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# he is looking over my shoulder but there is only blank wall behind me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Woo
I've 'ad 'er!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)
# DADDY!
How's it hanging ghostie?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# not to bad.
Working too much. Got bugger all sleep last night as I ended to chatting to
someone on skype. I was meant to finish work at 6pm but unfortunately every checkin has ignored that and and have elected to do so between 8pm and 10pm.
Unfortunately because so meny people have done that I can't just tell them that it's too late. I have to sit around.
That's cool though as I can skype the same young lady that I was skyping yesterday:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Skype
Best used when naked from the waist down!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha
You're a dirty old man!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)
# AND YOU'RE A CREEPY ILLITERATE FUCK
and I have a loose tongue
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:52, archived)
# PLEASE REMEMBER THAT I AM THE MESSENGER AND NOT THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF FRIENDSHIP
I hope you all feel this love like the world feels your love and if I could choose another lover I'd choose you my brother because I love the way you'd look out for me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I have to admit to being a man
of the slightly ageing variety with a penchant for the seamier side of life. Good innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Yer dirty ol' maaaah-n!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Yes.
Now I must depart to the local hostelry for some serious drinking practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# You and me both, brother
I agree
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Jim Varney is dead
this is most insensitive

EDIT: knowwhutuhmean?

EDIT2: the original smug bastard, ya know...
www.jimvarney.org/ernbig3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Was he related to Reg?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# dunno
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Possibly
This might help
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Should have gone to SpacSavers
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# He's had half a drug?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Aye!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# nghnghnghnghnghn
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I've had her
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
# No, not even me.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Happy New Year New Zealanders!
have a drunk one!
(McWild, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# ...
psssst (why yes I am!) In your drunkenness you forgot the pic
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)
# 'ningles chappy.
How were your festivities?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# They was very frosty-white and snowbound
What with all the bad weather, we didn't visit any far flung relatives, or go on shopping trips or indeed venture very far out of the village, so instead spent most on the time at home in front of the fire, or at the pub with mates sat in front of the fire. RESULT!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Sounds idylic!
I worked. Working tonight too.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# TBH I really don't go in for the whole "new year" schtick, but I guess it must cop you some good pay for the night!
And this is how snowy it was!


Click for bigger (280 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:37, archived)
# lully!
Naa. I take a cut of the takings and pay myself and my staff. Therefore on a public holiday like today it's prove expensive for me not to work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)
# ha ha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I hope none of our friends leave us in this coming year
nobody except the USURPER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:20, archived)
# The USURPER must pay.
The USURPER is the poison in our wonderful friends club.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# We need to be nice to the USURPER until it is clear that they will never be nice.
It would be deadly for universal friendship if we took retribution against a filthy USURPER before they had an opportunity for redemption.


USURPER - Here is your deadly opportunity:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)
# The usurper has retreated YET AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:29, archived)
# well it just happened in sydney
so you're 2-3 hours late for that

MY SKY IS FULL OF FACE-HUGGERS MADE OF SMOKE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Well, I've still got two minutes and several seconds to go before I see 2010
Being one hour behind Daylight Saving time as we are in Queensland, the backward state.... sigh.

And I'm glad I'm not the only person home in front of their computer. Can't think of anywhere else I might like to be, actually.

Well, Happy New Year you mob from Australia.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I tried going out but the city is full of people who have driven in from the suburbs and have nowhere to go
I hope the fireworks don't scare your cows too much
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:59, archived)
# My cows are fine, it's the dog that's freaking
Facking fireworks!

1.5 million were expected to watch the pretty explosions in Sydney Harbour tonight.

Meh, past it all now, don't really care. Though it will be cool to be able to say 'twenty-ten' for the next year.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# ok I'm going to shout at some friends who aren't on the internet
I hope you can all be nice to each other while I'm away
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# "What do you mean 'No bonus this year'?? Jeeez..."
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# In November I accepted a job as an analyst for citibank
I left after three weeks. Everyone there had a disturbing sense of entitlement.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I'm watching you, man
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)
# It is good when people watch me because then they can understand the true rewards of good friendship.
hint: THEY ARE THEIR OWN REWARDS!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# my inner child just drank a pint of honey
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Special honeys ingested at different times enable multicoloured poos
can your inner child display this please?

DO IT FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)
# lolz
(herman:D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# "D'oes One work in a P'opular music combo?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Like a spilt tin of alphabetti spaghetti this could spell disaster!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# You missed some...

This


* Although your is better than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:37, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# BUNNY CAR/BUS!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# BUNNAH!

Done for em by the lully HT for my WoW character OohBunnies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# thats good :)
(herman:D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# he likes to scribble:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# That's a bunneh
nobody will want to mess with.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Rabbit-rabbit, yap-yap, bunny-bunny..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# YAY! Bunneh!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# PSSST
IT DOESN'T HAVE A DRIVER!

WAAAAAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Bunneh bus needs no driver.
Bunneh bus drives himself.
I hope
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# mabby
it's being chased by the cat bus:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc17T9XMoVk
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# That's one of my all time favourite movies :)
One of my daughters bought me soft toy versions of Totoro the CatBus and Soot Sprite Slippers for last Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# It isn't safe to drive a bus without a driver or passengers and it is also a horrible waste of resources
I hope that 2010-2019 brings more consideration to safety than this last decade.

Safety is our number one priority.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# i thought solid friendships was on the top of your list
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
# These things are all related.
There are no friendships without safety and no safety without friendships. I hope you understand this my friend
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Without the threat of death adventure is no longer possible.
Reinhold Messner
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
# What if you went down under the ocean to previously unseen depths in a fantastic new submarine that was guaranteed to be safe?
-shut up reinhold i don't even know you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# He be a mountain climber.
Climbed Everest on his own without supplemental oxygen. First to climb all 14 peaks over 8,000 metres above sea level.

Also: wrote a very cool book about his encounter with a yeti.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Should have got a fucking helicopter then
I'm going to spend eternity giving advice to these fuckwit dead explorers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# he still lives.
albeit minus a few toes and a brother.

i hope we still be friends Mr. Gronkpan.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# please don't address me as mister
aside from that we can be such good friends that the world will die before our friendship.

I hope everyone can follow this wonderful example of friendship:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Yay!
That aside, if you could ever put such a super massive excellent thing as friendship aside, Reinhold Messner - My Quest for the Yeti is a fairly entertainign reading.

it's letters are arranged in accordance to my scriptures.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# If he didn't use the helicopter then I don't know buddy
I mean really if he had access to one and he didn't take it then he's working harder than he is smarter.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:29, archived)
# With the threat of death
happy bunnehs are no longer happy
wuffle bunny
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Without the threat of bunnies
death is no longer an adventure.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha...that's a b3ta bus if ever there was
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Cool
is there a bendy version?
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# would a stretchy SUV do?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Yay for minicoaches
:D nice one
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# NNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# great for
parking :D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)
# ...probably
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Could it possibly get any worse?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# It's genuinely upsetting that this seems to be the likely outcome for you friends
I hope that you can pressure someone else to show some leadership.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# If the people can get Rage Against the Machine to the Christmas number 1 spot
Surely we could vote in Nick Clegg to cock a snook at the incumbents and avoid 4 years of Tory nastiness.

Time to start a Facebook group...
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# It's your country, not mine.
I'll cheer from your sidelines if you cheer from my anti-webfilter sidelines.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I was reading about that earlier - so much for transparency and open Government
cnuts

Happy New Year too - are you there yet?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I am
but midnight is another hour away

I went out and then escaped back home. Sydney is a bit too messy on new years for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I expect I'll be doing something similar around midnight.
Have a good one
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# these things work in cycles
you've had to put up with John Howard for the best part of a decade, now it's our turn to get some right wing muppet..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# The problem is that our "left wing" muppets (in both of our countries) have been remarkably conservative.
A swing to the right at this point is a horrible ideal for friendships.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Still, on the bright side
Rush Limbaugh has recently been admitted to hospital..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I don't think it is nice to revel in the sickness of others
it does not encourage goodwill among friends. I do not like this man but I am not a cheerleader for death.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Fair point
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Might be old, but at least it's not a pie chart.
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I want to stand on his neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Looks like someone's already done that to his heed?!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Someone took a chisel to his head but they didn't get far because of his thick skull. He needs to be terminated.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I hope you don't wish death upon others because that is a horrible thing
I hope we are all filled with as much friendship as I am.

Please friends let us be lovely and let all those wonderful things happen because of our friendlove.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I'm very sorry that I've let my anger take hold of me.
I'm very sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Anger is a natural feeling
Maybe you didn't focus at the right things but we are all guilty of this my friend.

There is so much love on this messageboard right now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# This is all very nice of you, Gronkpan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Do not compliment me on this, I am not innocent in this regard
maybe we can all be nice friends in the new year?

I hope so, friends.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# we can be friends
IN JAIL
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# promise me we will meet in turkish jail and you will have a deal my friend
we can plant drugs in each other and laugh hysterically when we are caught. Solid friendships are build on foundations like these, mister horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# SOLID FRIENDSHIPS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:07, archived)
# mail me some balloons
I will fill them with heroin and mail them back to you

we can then swallow the balloons together and meet in Istanbul.

I hope I am not pressuring you into a situation you are not uncomfortable with
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Are you that short then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I'm actually so short that my height is measured in minus figures.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)
# fat robin
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)
# that's a lovely pair of undercrackers : )
tweet t'woo
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
That's PANTS that is!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)
# haha poor old bird has gone a bit droopy in age :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Isn't the Y
Meant to be the other way up? *tries to picture*
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Nope else his little peepee couldn't get out at the appropriate time
you know surprise sexing, and weewee and such :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *googles*
Oh yeah! Sorry, my bad! Carry on!
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# X-Fronts.
Pew pew pew pew.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# haha
Now I'm imagining StarWars X-Wing Fighter Pants!
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my panze back home!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Guaranteed to get you action.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)
#

EDIT: seamless at bottom of visor! Yessss!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Fuck yes those are some rad panse.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I'm already on Twitter Dave thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Anthropomorphic Pokéball?
Woo, by the way.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# That ain't no moon
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# "Gotta catch 'em all!"
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Too late for the food compo...
My friend in Oz made this....Mmmm tasty!

img29.imageshack.us/img29/7137/mcpizza1.jpg
img39.imageshack.us/img39/3021/mcpizza2.jpg
img696.imageshack.us/img696/2313/mcpizza3.jpg
(penrose your dog's got tits, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# *hØrks*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:40, archived)
# shit, wrong character.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# "hØrk if you're danish"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)
# pssst
faq is over that direction
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I don't trust links unless it's the /link section
I'm not being a Board Nazi it's just I wonder why you haven't put them in the correct img src"" code?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Sorry
I was rushing to get this up on my work PC before the boss noticed..

Apologies for not posting on the links board.

Can I move it?
(penrose your dog's got tits, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:45, archived)
# do a ninja edit
and post the images
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I was lost at "do"
(penrose your dog's got tits, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:47, archived)
# assrape then
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# fcuuuuck that looks tastey
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:45, archived)
# 'ningles alll.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I'm glad he posted and failed
because I have not seen this To The Bunker and it's freakin' delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:20, archived)
# BARF
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
# wins
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
# lol
* Thanks to k3b/-\b
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I might be a fat fuck
but even I would not consider eating that...it looks fucking fowl.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)
# That looks really dreadful

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Think I'm gonna boak





at the fact that these images weren't posted properly
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Fucking hell
that looks like it would kill someone in this summer.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Potato-shopped middle pics only please
Woo! =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# hahahaha dog dressed as anything is win in my books
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:38, archived)
# haha
me too
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:40, archived)
# No win...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Good pic
I only noticed her great tits on a second view
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)
# they are not great
she is a horse, actually thats nasty to horses
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:06, archived)
# OH BOY
Dinohoodies for dogs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Do your chickens have large talons?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# "Quick! Can't be late for the parteee"

apologies for incredibly shite 'moving' background
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:12, archived)
# It's never a party until the GURN-o-SAURUS turns up.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:19, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:20, archived)
# ^ John Cleese?

De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:21, archived)
# gurnasaurus :D
woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Vinociraptor

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Valpolicellaraptor?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# My first image was of Whinos.
Interesting Manley fact #4653278256
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Show it!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# That is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Why, thank you =)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:40, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# NING B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Sorry, dude, i before e except after f?

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:02, archived)
# *ninja'd*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Is that a mug of warmed-up Redbull you got there?
ningles people
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:06, archived)
# 'ning
LETS GET FUCKING WIRED!!! WOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:08, archived)
# FUCK YEAH I'M ALREADY WEIRD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# This is awesome. I haven't slept yet, so I can't relate, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Meerkat zombie needs some java
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:33, archived)
# 
public class HelloMeerkat {
  public static void main (String[] args) {
    System.out.println("Hello Meerkat!");
  }
}
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# NO!
Bad pzyko
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# 
public class HamToucher {
  public static void main (String[] args) {
    System.out.println("Hello Manley!");
  }
}
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah!


De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 8:02, archived)
# yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 8:33, archived)
# (sir) partrick stewart in...
...henry.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 8:34, archived)
# haha
this
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Him on American Dad
singing "When I'm cleaning windows" with a banjo in hand :D

Actually, just him on American Dad, he's awesome on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I'm afraid
that isn't him in American Dad :( It is a goddamn fraud!
(soupeh came out of lurking on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Then why is he credited everywhere for providing that voice?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# It is Patrick Stewart.
It's even him when he's on Family Guy, playing himself.

*holds bowling balls to chest*
P.S: "Look, I've got girl boobs!"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I can just imagine her Maj air-guitaring along........
"Now here one is & here one is & here one goes"..... (etc.)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Pfffttt....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Yo.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 4:50, archived)
# into the candyvan with you.
also, if there are any bromwell high fans here, you might be amused to know that on judge judy yesterday there was a woman testifying who had the name latrina.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Oooh, I scream!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:06, archived)
# caution:
ghosts now in fashion colours.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:11, archived)
#
The phrase 'annex gloryhole open for "business" at spadina and bloor' has a kind of brutal poetry to it. I'm pretty sure it's from Walt Whitman.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:16, archived)
# yeah, from 'leaves of ass'.
the annex is a neighbourhood here in town, full of perverts.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:24, archived)
# It's not Shakespeare?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:44, archived)
#
stripduke.web-log.nl/photos/uncategorized/2009/09/01/muffin.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:53, archived)
# hahaha
POSTBEAR IS BACK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:24, archived)
# oooOOOoooOOOooo....
my ass the annexb3ta is haunted.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:25, archived)
# THE GHOST OF SNAXESACK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:28, archived)
# SNAXE R DEADLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:34, archived)
# Isn't that ELK?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:39, archived)
# DEADLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:43, archived)
# Have you ever seen SNAXES?
I mean they blow SNALES out of the water.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:44, archived)
# They're several orders of magnitude awesomer
Is that what you're saying?
Because I thought they were DEADLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:46, archived)
# SNAXES are 10 units of DEADLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:48, archived)
# I heard this one dude say that snaxe r frendly but a stingray killed him
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:49, archived)
# !!!!
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8434351.stm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:56, archived)
# Peanuts attack.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 6:03, archived)
# What a handsome man
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 6:04, archived)
# Oh well, if he's not going to wear a suit in jellyfish season then he did well overall
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 6:22, archived)
# Was he stung in his cheek?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Well, it's better than that urban legend about the girl called la-a (pronounced ladasha)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:15, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I heard
one girl say to the another "hey, LaBia...", with the stress on the second syllable.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:18, archived)
# yeah, I'd probably put the emphasis on the second syllable too if that was my name.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:25, archived)
# On an unrelated note, I have a bottle of veuve cliquot in the fridge, a bag of weed, a pill in the cupboard and it's 4:30pm on new years eve
I'm really not sure if I can be bothered going out tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:26, archived)
# stay home, socialisation is dreadful.
i'm ingesting percocets and redeyes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:28, archived)
# Well, I know that the carnage that goes on down at darling harbour usually spills out to my block
which means I'm going to have a fuck of a time getting home if I do head out.

That coupled with the fact that most of my friends are either working or out of town means that it's not really worth it. So far the best offer is hanging out with one mate and his girlfriend. WOOHOO THIRD WHEEL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Heh I'm on the percs at the moment.
Not many left now, it's just as well probably.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:41, archived)
# I flipped a coin. I'm skipping it this year. I have a litre of Kentish Strong Cider and 70cl of Jack Daniels to keep me company.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:32, archived)
# I'd flip a coin but if someone I forgot calls out of the blue I'd hate to tell them that the coin has already spoken.
That probably won't happen but I'm an optimistic guy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:35, archived)
# You gotta stay positive, Gronkpan. You gotta be strong.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:41, archived)
# Oh, I'm strong, don't worry about that.
DO NOT WORRY MY FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:53, archived)
# I have some kind of weird stomach shit going on
I think I've inherited the family condition "Sad Stomach".

Smoking a bowl makes it happier though, so I'll just do that.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 6:17, archived)
# "it's gronKAYpan, you fucking simpletons!"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:26, archived)
# heh, that name is legend.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Hey fvckface
How's abou+ u nde novme.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:30, archived)

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