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# Anyone bin and dun this TOAP yet?
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
# ah fritzl
there's nothing like a horrific psychopath to provide endless source material...

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
# I did enjoy Reginald D Hunters Joke about Fritzl
Saying that he could build a dungeon, who knows anyone that can build a dungeon! etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Now anyone can!

(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Uh yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Cheer up ya daft racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)
# lol
(herman:D, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Endorsement?...Make it so.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:36, archived)
# cheers :)
BTW I'm pimping this www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post639436
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Great idea!
*clickety click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:38, archived)
# I owe you this from yesterday
www.b3ta.com/board/9919084
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:51, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
thats brill that is
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)
# hah, very good
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)
# APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD
APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD

APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD
APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD
APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)
# haha, wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:42, archived)
# APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Does that apply to me?
directly?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)
# *applies*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)
# haha
woo *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
Wooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)
# That's how he gets his head so shiny then.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)
# hahah!
woo/yay!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)
# well it's not helping Worf's wrinkles any
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:55, archived)
# there is a disclaimer
see hover text ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)
# OIC : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:42, archived)
# hahahaha
(twattybanjo, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:57, archived)
# I'd make it my Number One choice
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:08, archived)
# I like this for the woo
but also so I can pea this....

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Holly Would take a bow
you genious!
(hreqz, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)
# This is fantastic!
and it's gone viral

It might be a good idea to tag it!
(Cliph, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 3:34, archived)
# Yay!
Pearoast and compo it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:34, archived)
# it allows me to edit it
and make it valid for this compo.
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Bored in work, these two popped into my head...
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:29, archived)
# i read that first caption
as "nice tits!" which confused me considerably more than necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:31, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:33, archived)
# The second doodle I did today was a massive pair of bouncing tits
so you may be onto something there.
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:35, archived)
# For Grampa... and Tribs!
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Yay! I was expecting someone to make this...
www.b3ta.com/board/9909116
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:08, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:10, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:19, archived)
# HORSECOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Knicker Tuesday!!!!!!!!!
I'll pop a quick Fred West here :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:24, archived)
# I need to try and read happy like murderers again
I went through a depressional patch and thought it best to stop.

although the book did give me one of my favourite facts ever.. Fred's dad taught him how to fuck sheep.

You go out wearing wellies.. and you put the sheeps hide legs into said boots... now the sheep can't escape.

Delightful!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:29, archived)
# ffffuuucc...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:37, archived)
# I met the author Brian Masters just before he published his book, "Killing fo Company"
about the serial murderer Dennis Nielsen.

Masters told me he'd told Nielsen there had been some interest in the movie rights for the book.

"Intertesting," replied Nielsen, "the titles can say, "cast in order of disappearance...".".

Not much in the way of remorse there then.
(twattybanjo, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:47, archived)
# wow...
that's fucked!

wasn't nielson the one who killed.. then got found out so killed the person who found out.. etc. etc. etc.?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Mr. Masters thought he was going for the (then) British record
because he always strangled them with a tie and he only had one tie left when he was caught, meaning he equalled the past record, but he always claimed one more they've never found any evidence for.

I was told he's odd but really quite charming.

He was a cannibal too.

(twattybanjo, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:35, archived)
# har har har!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)
# :-D
Happy pancake day
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:38, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Genius.
:D
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:40, archived)
# and haha to this too
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)
# This is exactly what I thought when I saw the pic on the FP
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
# LOL :D
(herman:D, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Had to happen
they get everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Of course I've always voited Tory, I am a Lord, and went to Eton, y'know
.

.
[Edit}
If you don't know the photo, that's "call me Dave" Cameron top left but one, and Boris Johnson bottom right. From their Bullingdon club days.
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:41, archived)
# haha
should change the party logo to conservatoffs. cunts.
(amirweb shake hands with gonga, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:46, archived)
# is that Boris Johnson?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:46, archived)
# see edit
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:48, archived)
# I knew a couple of people who went to Eton at university,
they were fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:50, archived)
# A friend of mine swears he once heard an Old Etonian say,
"If the poor are so poor why don't they sell their land?".
(twattybanjo, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:53, archived)
# haha, here's a good one:
"I don't understand what all this fuss is about the poll tax, I mean, it only really affects you if you live in a small house, and I don't know anyone who lives in a small house, do you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:54, archived)
# I knew a cake that had a status of "available"
After I arrived it went to "Eton".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:56, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:59, archived)
# cakebook.com
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Is that because you are the new Minister for Cake?
Our local Makro has some luvly cakes called "Ministry of Cake". Their logo is great too
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:18, archived)
# probably because they were doing their batchelors at a secondary school.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:17, archived)
# the alternative
doing (or being done by) future bachelors at private school

as it were
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)
# I don't really do politics
but didn't I read somewhere that the present Labour cabinet features just as many "toffs" & people with a public school education than the current & potential future Tory leadership?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Most, if not all, democratic countries have the same make up.
Political parties left, right and center all seem to draw from one amazingly shallow pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:54, archived)
# And when someone from out of that class makes it,
from David Lloyd George to John Prescott they are never allowed to forget it.
(twattybanjo, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:07, archived)
# I would like to go postal on these fools with a frickin' 12 guage
(JoePesky, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:16, archived)
# YOU DON'T NEED NO GUN!
*he says at the risk of an 'inciting terrorism' charge*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:23, archived)
# the documentary channel 4 did a while back was hilarious, especially the guy who played boris.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:25, archived)
# missed that
what was it called?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:34, archived)
# When Boris Met Dave, watch it here
www.channel4.com/programmes/when-boris-met-dave
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:16, archived)
# and they hate everyone of us!
yay!

unless there's actual toff type chaps on b3ta

as opposed to pretendy ones who dress up or something.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Way to win medals: make up new events


Previously

www.morttheostrich.com
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:38, archived)
# ahhhahhhhhahhh!
 
is that possible? I've only seen it in cartoons
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Don't tell anyone
but Mort is a cartoon too.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:42, archived)
# HE'S REAL I TELL YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:59, archived)
# What more evidence do you need?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Thousands of Kunukistani children (and many as adult) have tried.
Not heard of anyone managing to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:45, archived)
# I LOVE MORT!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# vning lovely b3tans
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Ba-dum-tisshhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:01, archived)
# :D
is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:03, archived)
# No, that's Moon.
deRIS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:11, archived)
# wow
i cant beleive i didnt recognise him.
i think i need a cuppa tea and a ginger cream-the biscuit (for you dirty minded folk)
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:14, archived)
# *puts cock away*
so close...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# DOWN WITH THE BEDCLOTHES, UP WITH THE NIGHTSHIRT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Fiddlin' about, fiddlin' about!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Lunacy!
Keep 'em coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:04, archived)
# It's the only way to be sure...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:05, archived)
# epic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:12, archived)
# mass spangocide!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Spang them from orbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:27, archived)
# It's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:52, archived)
# it's a spangocaust!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
(twattybanjo, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:09, archived)
# I really like these eggs-on-top-of-capacitors people.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:11, archived)
# It's an important component of the comic
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:14, archived)
# People look strange with glasses and without noses.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Not only without noses...
(twattybanjo, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:49, archived)
# My mates ex father in law looked just like this
His glasses were always filthy and at a weird angle.
I used to squint at him with my head cocked to the corresponding angle of his specs.

Ah, happy days
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:12, archived)
# LIFE'S A PIECE OF SHIT
 
er, ha ha, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:33, archived)
# OH GOD
OH GOD

OH GOD

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)
# This
www.b3ta.com/board/9919084
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Oh my - he's...... umm......

original shamelessly stolen from here: www.b3ta.com/links/Just_pure_win
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Some of the replies to that original clip are priceless.
ummm im going to do that but somebody should make a picture of the trix rabbit with some kids and he should hold a dildo and it shoul say FAIL silly fagot dicks are for chicks

Ummm..... right.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:58, archived)
# sometimes browsing youtube is like looking up at a beautfiul starry night whilst walking through an open sewer
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:55, archived)
# lol i thought he was turning into a bat then
topshop
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Hahaha :DDDD
(herman:D, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:19, archived)
# BLAIR AND BROWN'S SOCIALIST DEATHCAMP
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:41, archived)
# yeah,
poor people are terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:43, archived)
# They should be hanged for persistent poverty.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Hanging is too good for them
Who'd pay for the rope? US! That's who!
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Do you read the Daily Mail?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:44, archived)
# COVER TO COVER
EVERY DAY
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:45, archived)
# In truth I do read their website at least once a week
It's the only paper apart from the times that covers criminal law, however, I'm not sure I'd want to read the rest of it.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Their website has nice big source pics
suitable for 'shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Pretty sure they brought that in for the pictures of celebrities in bikinis
Still, positive externalities.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:56, archived)
# MVP PIFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:56, archived)
# becuase!
sad irony is.. they probably will.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Where does the queue start
to fuck a teacher (or doctor.. I'm not fussy?)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:47, archived)
# not too fussy,
as long as it's not a lawyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Why are lawyers great in bed? A. They get so much practice screwing people
Badoom.... tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:52, archived)
# I'm a teacher!
*Gets in queue*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Nothing more enjoyable than subsisting on a third of minimum wage while your self-esteem seeps like a purulent sore into the congealed plughole of your dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:50, archived)
# stop it you're turning me on.
also:

www.box.net/shared/o14cnqbdlj

I combined yours with felix's although one of them got reversed... die you dick 10 :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:00, archived)
# It's gone all textural.
Next!

I'll wait a round or two before adding
some more things in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:22, archived)
# i do find this rarther much fun
I had one noise in but my sound card couldn;t cope with it so it bottomed everything out into static.. which was quite sad because on it's own that noise was beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:29, archived)
# yeah I've still got a lot to learn about mixing
mushing it down to two tracks with the quick mix command no longer sounds quite right

but is much fun, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Time to move up a tool level then.
www.mutools.com/downloads.html

I have links to some others if that won't work for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:08, archived)
# crikey..
even the free version looks pretty good.

still not gonna run before I can walk, I'm only just learning Audacity
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Good step up for you.
You should try it for your final mixes and keep playing in your editor.
Built in audio editor is not as feature rich as Audacity, so you may
find you won't switch, just be adding another tool in the workflow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)
# the programming and sequencing capability, I'm definitely going to need.
 
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)
# A microsynth building kit is in there too.
Wire up your own synths from component parts in
the 'deep editor' for the built in MuSynth. Bunch of
other neat things in there that are very useful too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:11, archived)
# FUCKING HELL MAN
just been reading the documentation, I'm in love!

this almost makes me want to get a decent home PC, I don't have time for all this on the work machine
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:58, archived)
# piss-sticks, just realised I missed the continuation of the original thread
www.b3ta.com/board/9911455
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:10, archived)
# hammer the other ones into it :D
swhat I'd do :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:23, archived)
# oh you betcha
unfortunately Felix's filedropper ones are gone, but Discomeats nasty drums are now added to the folder..
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:24, archived)
# oh wow fucking hell
this is a monster!

/contemplates next move
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# I just ran this bloke through the benefits website to see what would happen
I was as unpleasant as I could be.

Child Tax Credit £53.41
Housing Benefit £69.05 per week
Council Tax Benefit £0.96
Child Benefit £20.00 per week
Total weekly income £143.42 per week
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Christ
seriously? I knew I'd got something wrong by not claiming a bean over the past 30 years, but not that fucking wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:03, archived)
# In defence of my fictional bloke
He was paying £300 a month and fuck all council tax with an unemployed wife and two dependants.

If I hadn't rushed through it selecting the lowest common denominator for everything he would have been entitled to an awful lot more.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Actually in his pocket that's about a tenner a day
to support two adults and two children.

I know a very wealthy man indeed whose company is currently in "product development" and has been for about four years. For every £1 he pays in corporation tax he gets £1.75 back.

As a director he doesn't have to pay himself minimum wage so pays himself £1 per hour.

People like him cost us a damn sight more than your fictional bloke and all those like him.
(twattybanjo, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:17, archived)
# I dare-say his partner could claim support as well.
I told the calculator that he had a wife.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Maybe it's taken that into account.
poor fictional man...
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:29, archived)
# you have to make a joint claim.
that would be the total for the two of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:29, archived)
# I'd still rather it went to him
than the rich cunts who bleed us of far more because they can afford accountants who know how the system works.

Benefits in this country are pitiful compared to most of western Europe and it's because our poor are so poor that our economy tends to go into recession before others, goes in deeper and takes longer to recover.
(twattybanjo, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:32, archived)
# ^ This.
When you read about how much Tesco and other large corporations avoid in tax by importing goods through several countries between source and the UK it makes benefit fraud pale into insignificance.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:55, archived)
# or when you read about how much the Iraq war cost(s).
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Not just large corporations.
I'm a partner in a fairly successful company and if we took advantage of every loophole and grey area we'd be paying next to no tax. All the partners are old lefties so we don't mind coughing and indeed can afford to.
(twattybanjo, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:05, archived)
# I'm intent on paying no tax ever again myself,
by liberal use of Giftaid.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:08, archived)
# That could just work!
We're a funny bunch in the UK, we want American levels of taxation and European levels of service.

I travel quite a lot and really we don't know how good we have it here.
(twattybanjo, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:14, archived)
# It's true.
No matter how corrupt we think our lot are they are nothing compared to some of what's out there.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:17, archived)
# it is a flawless plan
so long as you don't mind donating so much to charity that it leaves you with little more than your 6k a year allowance. You get 28% back on whatever you donate though, I'll have to work it out.

EDIT: it actually leaves you with slightly less than your allowance, after N.I.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:20, archived)
# leaving him with £74.19 a week
wow, I'm such a sucker for having a job that pays me more than that in a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:17, archived)
# minimum wage is £5.80 an hour.
9-5 @ £5.80 five days a week = £232.00

232.00 divided by 143 = 1.6
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:04, archived)
# yeah but that's between two adults,
so call it 3.2 before you even think of the children.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:20, archived)
# I'm sure they'd over estimate one pay day and force him into further debt for a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:25, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Another fairytale
(unpronouncable, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:34, archived)
# I do not understand this image
it confuses me :'(
(Whitepaw I write computer games for a living, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:37, archived)
# It's football!
I think he's committing a foul in her penalty box
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:24, archived)
# hehhehheheh
 
thought this was going to be a Zidane picture for a moment
whoop, wrong code
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Jack Straw
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:03, archived)
# If only I had a vote
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:09, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Going to the Doctor
For all the good going to the Doctors does, you'd be as well getting prodded with a big black dildo.

Give DRs a taste of their own medicine
(die " the end of the world has TITS on it ", Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:02, archived)
# POOR ALAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:03, archived)
# GIGER PENIS!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:04, archived)
# The doctor fixed my toe once after I hit it with a cricket bat.
I dunno if being prodded in the toe with a big black dildo would have fixed it.

You're imagining me manically swinging a cricket bat at my feet, aren't you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:05, archived)
# REPOST!
....hang on this isn't even yours!
how very dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Okay, here's a repost


Oh I see... tch naughty him!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:14, archived)
# So his wings are detachable?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Dissolvable
He'll grow a fresh pair every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Let's hope he doesn't go out flying in the rain then.
That wouldn't be a very nice landing.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:54, archived)
# He must remember to stay above the clouds.
or it's "Oh well, who wants to live forever?..."
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:59, archived)
# A nice doctor saved my life once.
There is no way I am going back to him with one of those to poke him with.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:44, archived)
# bindone?
(jimage, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Cancer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:58, archived)
#
I like this.
(Peter_G, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:59, archived)
# At least they stopped making only things that look like bars of soap
Now only some of their stuff looks like soap.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:00, archived)
# It hurts when soap goes in your eyes :(
Cancer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:01, archived)
# I use that no more tears kids' shampoo
Joke's on them because I'm not a kid but I use it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:04, archived)
# sounds like a Gary Glitter product
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:08, archived)
#
Old news brah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:07, archived)
# I don't know what sort of sense this makes

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:14, archived)
# I'm E.T?
Reminds me of a regional joke that not worth it unless you're familiar with Dundonian...
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:18, archived)
# vagina neck?
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Awakened with the wiff of knickers
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:38, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(herman:D, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Genius
It's funny coz I drive through his village neally every day

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:51, archived)
# say hello from me
oh, he's in prison :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:02, archived)
# hehhehhhehhhehehhh
 
I LOVE THE SMELL OF SOILED KNICKERS IN THE MORNING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Phantom of the Oprah
(Testicles just for you, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Seams ok to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:24, archived)
# but shouldn't the mask cover the ugly bit?


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:52, archived)
# So it should just be a giant mask then. Sounds about right.
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:41, archived)
# happy pancake day :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Pancakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:09, archived)
# meeses
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:10, archived)
# meeses in syrups
eat them up yum!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:51, archived)
# *orders with side-order of chocolate covered hamsters*
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Nom Nom Nom...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:25, archived)
# nyom nyom!
nice tagage :)
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Those look more like drop scones
(And mice)
(Ed Can Do, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:44, archived)
# I just made some
they were tasty.

NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:10, archived)
# I'm being alternative
and having crêpes
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Oooh get you, you continental err... something
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:14, archived)
# anorexic pancakes.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:58, archived)
# I'm disillusioned with politics.
I wish they would all fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Pretty much with you there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Yep
Mostly self-important pubic school types with a career in slipperyness.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Democracy doesn't work
Too many people are too stupid to see beyond the facade.

Let's go for a B3tacracy. Dibs on Minister for Cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:10, archived)
# I want to be king of trolls.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:37, archived)
# I'll vote for that!
Can I be Minister for Kittins?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Um.
'kay...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Apropos of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8vtp9sUKq0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:06, archived)
# righto.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:13, archived)
# I'm listening to hurt by nine inch nails
while watching that video.. yay for irony lols.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:24, archived)
# I'm very sorry to hear that. I can only hope that you find solace in the perpetual silence that will occur once your ears have destroyed themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Blair's grin flashing up there scared me.
Although I dunno if I agree with the army angle. They signed up to fight for their country, and their country is proud of them. That lot just told them which country to go to.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:06, archived)
# If I'd signed up, and to implement those fuckers*' policies/orders
I'd be pretty bloody cross.

*Apart from Blair, who, of course, has been promoted to 'murdering fucker'.

Edit: And, yes, I agree - anyone willing to fight for their country deserves unstinting respect.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Out of nearly all the people I've spoken to who want to (including my self), or who are signed up
it is almost always not for selfless reasons, the serving the country thing usually comes second. Although that's not to say that it shouldn't be appreciated.
(Peter_G, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:59, archived)
# My second version - Whiskas Tank under the command of CLIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:52, archived)
# ONWARDS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Hurrah for Clive!
This is how all wars should be fought. With FLUFFY.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:54, archived)
# He's quite brave you know
he has two medals.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:55, archived)
# NATO medal for Kosovo Service
and the Silver Star! Not bad for a Sergeant.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:20, archived)
# And I'm proud to award him another one.
Sort of.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:56, archived)
# I for one
welcome our new kitteh overlords.
(John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:57, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Yes!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:03, archived)
# I like the way the tank is just a big cat
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:10, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:12, archived)
# it will all be alright in the end

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:54, archived)
# I like this.
muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Fantastic
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:14, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:00, archived)

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