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# My Greeting at work today.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Why am I looking at your th_IMG_7525-1.jpg?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:50, archived)
#
Probably because I'am rubbish, I will just check
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Oh it's a click for bigger!
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:51, archived)
# buh?
*clicks image*

gah!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:50, archived)
# 59%
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:54, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:54, archived)
# that's fucking scary!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:57, archived)
# am i the only one
who gets aroused by this?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 19:07, archived)
# No
windows are sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Flash... ahaaaaaaa...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:44, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] catch me if you can


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(grotpig, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Chuckles all around !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Well they would have had comics...............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
# I think this is rather woosome
but I appear to have erupted in a massive spooge of replies. time for less coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Shirley !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:40, archived)
# That's my name
(at weekends..)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:42, archived)
# At least I didn't call you Loretta !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:52, archived)
# I want to
have babies.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Guessing who is in charge here . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:19, archived)
# I like this, and have thus clicked it.
in other news, BATMAN IS NOT A SUPER HERO. Just a regular old hero with lots of money and toys.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:27, archived)
# and many unresolved issues
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# and a hatred for lighting technicians
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# indeed
he is my favourite comic book hero by far, but super he is not.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Heh. "DON'T FUCKING WALK ACROSS MY FUCKING SET"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:42, archived)
# neither is Dare Devil,
cos he's a blind man who can see. or maybe he's just a rubbish superhero.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# surely having sonar powers
is kind of a super power. I think you've got it with the "rubbish" option.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Also, most of the Watchmen.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:33, archived)
# has someone done a non-super watchman entry?
I didn't notice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Apart from the one who actually did have superpowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
# He's the only cool one. Well, I quite like Rorschach also.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:37, archived)
# "You're all stuck in here with me"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:37, archived)
# most is a useful word
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Yeah, but he had so much superpower he more than balanced the scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:39, archived)
# I like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:39, archived)
# I like your skin
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:40, archived)
# And the guy who was super-fast. That was kind of a super-power.
Also: super intelligent.
Iron man is super-intelligent. That is his super-power.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Oh yeah. Forgot about the super fast guy. Super intelligence... maaayybee.
I guess it is all made up, on the other hand :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:44, archived)
# WHAT? :O
You crushed my dreams :(
Oh, and that guy who was super-psychotic.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Was he actually "super fast"?
I never saw the movie, but I read the comics. He was just a bit quick, he wasn't The Flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:46, archived)
# not that inteligent
if he turned up the magnets in his chest it would've sucked the metal right out of him.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:44, archived)
# I think there was something explaining why they didn't do that
But I don't pay much attention to anything except explosions and aerobatics.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)
# What they do have in common though
is that people take them all much too seriously ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)
# just to be clear, I'm not taking comic book heroes too seriously
just the image challenge. IMAGE CHALLENGE IS SRS BSNS. Not for enjoying!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
# well, no, not if you're picky about it
neither is ironman or antman.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)
# haha
wtf is an antman? sounds ineffective against crime
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Antman? I've never heard of him but he sounds awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Ha. Reminds me of the fight between two 'superheroes' in Fallout 3. One of them had power over ants.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:38, archived)
# and the other power over robots?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:43, archived)
# That's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out.
God karma
'em me
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# I was thinking that.
I collected both of their costumes. I like to dress up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Ironman is super intelligent.
Also: super cool.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9945107
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9945108
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)
# isn't batman usually portayed
as a tad on the clever side?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Yeah, maybe, but Ironman is cool.
And has a robotic house called Jarvis.
All Batman has is Alfred.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:49, archived)
# THIS.
This has always been my belief.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:39, archived)
# is that bruce willis in the middle?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
# oddly enough I was asked this question at an orgy last night.
The answer was "no".
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:10, archived)
# chaplin?
harold lloyed surely?

"able to dangle from tall buildings in a single prafall"
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Superchap !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Sketchbook pages from last night's scribble.
...thought I'd share...

More of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:00, archived)
# that guilty look on his face
says he's just been caught having a sneaky wank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# blimey
the first ones a bit good for a "sketch"

*eyes you with suspicion/jealousy*
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# oooooh
I really like the vaguely mexican-style skulls
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Dog Soldier Dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:13, archived)
# that's who he reminds me of!
sergeant wells!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Ain't war hell?
I really do like that one on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry] silly jesus...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:00, archived)
# So Alan Moore is one of the disciples?
This all makes sense now.


(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:02, archived)
# hahaha
yes, yes it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and Alan
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:05, archived)
# is that an otter crossed with the pubes found in a plughole?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# i was expecting a clever filename pun
it's actually much better :D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:04, archived)
# *agrees heartily*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:15, archived)
# For Alan Moore
Read all the frustrated self-aggrandizing loners who turn to writing graphic novel fiction
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Sign me up for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Those ones at the bottom can see right up his loincloth!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Bonus points
for incorporating Transmetropolitan, have a click..
(p-arran-oid prolapsed here, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Haha, great.
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 19:27, archived)
# excellent, except instead of journal it should read
BLOG.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)
# This
actually made me laugh out loud, so thank you for that. :)
(Mr_Egregious, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Moaning Lisa. Texas Ranger.


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Introducing Chuck Norris as "The Moaning Lisa".
History doesn't own Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris owns History. Pow!
(Bitch Tits werd to yo momma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Is that a water pistol?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Real heroes use blasters
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
# :D
thats brilianto
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# The Giant Monaclops is coming! RUUUUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEII 8
AND I SHALL DESTROY YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Mona Leela is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Yep. A semi-automatic Water Pistol.
Only the best.
But he is still happy to see you.
(Bitch Tits werd to yo momma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
# all you had to do was flip the face right to left.
WHY !!!
(waxdart hello., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
# It is nice else it gets the hose again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Good point!?
Its 5am here...
(Bitch Tits werd to yo momma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# so you've got all day!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# ctrl+T flip/rotate layer
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# HAHAHA!
"I'm not an animaaal"
(Bitch Tits werd to yo momma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:07, archived)
# OKEY DOKEY! Flipped n switched...
The fucked Chuck is fixed...

He has that habit - even though Chcuk Norris can defy the laws of conventional gravity, it looks better proper like...
(Bitch Tits werd to yo momma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] the over/underpants where a later addition
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# WERE IS CARMEN SAN DIAGO
SAN DIAGO
WERE ON EARTH COULD SHE BE
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Ahahah, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# I've never made an S shape when I've cummed on my chest.
That is a super power!
(waxdart hello., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# TMFI
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:01, archived)
# hahaha, good one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:04, archived)
# eveen i'd struggle with that thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Fields of kryptonite !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:18, archived)
# would explain
what he looks so worried about
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:24, archived)
# I absolutely f@=king love this
have a million clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Missing them....
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:36, archived)
# hahaha
Maggie looks quite proud of her new found nork configuration!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# i've missed them, too
with every fucking shot so far
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:41, archived)
# ^ needs more AK47 / Blunderbuss / Tactical Nuclear Weapon
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:47, archived)
# minigun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
# NOOOOOO!!
by which I mean you can't have DC and Marvel characters in the same shot :P
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# In that case . . . use a grenade !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)
# No wonder . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Bugger... it's a bindun. Still.. you can have it as well!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9944854
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Bah!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# still, good job though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)
# He's on funky fire !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] And then Robert the Bruce saw the spider, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)
# psst!
compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Thankyou Ms Smash
Duly compo'd.
One day I'll be able to carry out simple tasks without being constantly chided. One day.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:28, archived)
# and on that day
you'll have been nagged to the point of death ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:31, archived)
# hey stat queen
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:29, archived)
# bloody hell, again?
and here was me thinking i had a life
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:30, archived)
# I'm in tribs' quote! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)
# i was the other day
he's an horrendous name-dropper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Only one thing worse than being talked about...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# being stabbed to death with a stick of sharpened celery?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Ok, only TWO things worse than being talked about
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# sex with john mccririck?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# No, but thanks for the offer
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)
# haha, I got on it with 126
I remember the days when that wouldn't get you on the also-rans
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# yes
we really shouldn't scare off the n00bs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
# yeah, right, it's my stats count that scares them
not my rampant sexual appetite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Bruce was on the juice !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] he was very old fashioned...
(warls77, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:19, archived)
# I like this. Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:23, archived)
# nice :D
(herman:D, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Cast iron !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:31, archived)
# A scary resemblance haha!
It even looks like a medieval version of Wolverine...
(Bitch Tits werd to yo momma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)
# very nice!
click
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Thou
hast selected the incorrect residence, bub
(I helped save b3ta! SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# More of this, please.
Very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 3:52, archived)
[challenge entry] This should win the superhero disability section...

*Edit* - corrected 'Titalnic', well spotted
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:10, archived)
# it's just as well he's colourblind
he won't realise he's got khaki skin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Too much sunbathing on the Titalnic
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)
# i'm quite pleased about something titanic-related
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)
#
Too much sunbathing on the Titalnic wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# anybody who is red-green colourblind won't notice this.
--spoiler for those who don't know--
red and green appear the same colour.
--end spoiler--
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)
# i remember my brother
screaming about having a green coat. he didn't, it was grey. he said it was green, he wasn't colourblind, we were all lying to make him think he was crazy. we don't need to, he's fucking mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:21, archived)
# I once had a green jumper
that, when I wore it in the local supermarket, appeared blue. It was just the dies in it.
Interestingly, if you get the Orange and Lime flavoured Tic Tacs and take them out at night under the yellow, sodium street lights, they look the same colour.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:28, archived)
# haven't eaten tictacs in years!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Orange/Lime Tic Tacs - Normal/Sodium light.
Try it yourself - this is one of those out of normality experiences, like a floating brick
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# bricks hurt
especially in the face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# source - not colourblind
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Titalnic?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:16, archived)
#
Titalnic?






I just wanted to join in :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Titastic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] The Original Captain
Quick one:

The Original Captain
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Forge ahead !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Got more bottle than United Dairies
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:00, archived)
# has she escaped from a tin of shortbread biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:10, archived)
# She IS a tin of shortbread biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Your mother's a tin of shortbread biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Short, sweet
and usually given as a gift at Xmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)
# supergran :D
(herman:D, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)
# aha!
that's who it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
#
www.metacafe.com/watch/51667/super_gran/
(herman:D, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Happy happy fun time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Not shopped - but you had better not sneeze to anyone!


Click to embiggen (224 kb)
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Engrish is thata way >
(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# You're doing it wrong
And now half the board is going to commit suicide because of what you've done, and it's YOUR fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
#
*suicidz*
(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Oh noes. Have I committed a FAQ crime?
Made it as small as I could :(
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
#
No pulling Kittens or Chairs for you!
*spanks*
(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# *cries for loss of kittens
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)
# belt - check
plastic bag - check
satsuma - check
door hook - check
erection - damn!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# tl;dr
china is full of signs like that
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# yep
I had this one fantastic sachet of soap which was recommended for the acquirement of female hygeine, especially after sexual acts :)
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# There's a park in Shanghai with a sign outside that says "It is not allowed that children under 1.2 meter or mental patient get into park lonely"
Also "Don't play tricks on animals"

I took a photo of this sign but you don't see me posting it here.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# That is correct
I do not see you posting it here.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Oh
I would like it if you posted it here :)
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Well okay but only because you asked so nicely.
www.b3tards.com/u/140f53149919acfbe5b4/lonely_mental_patients.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:00, archived)
# hehehe and yay :)
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Where was your sign picture taken and why were you there and did you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# actually my dad's photo from today - he's in Guangdong.
He works out there so sometimes us plebiscite family members are taken along too. I love going to China. Lots of things to see and eat. Total disregard for health and safety. Top stuffs.
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Yum.
很好吃·~ ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# pants
淖毛湖 淖毛湖 淖毛湖
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:11, archived)
#
入乡随俗！
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Don't talk billingsgate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Quite right...
That would be fishy.
(french, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:13, archived)
# hehe
no pandemonium
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)
#
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# wood/would
(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Even with the
svetty busch?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Oh yes
*rubs thighs*
(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaa!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Is it getting hot in here . . . or is it just them ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
"unt leetle svetty"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
# ahahaha
super!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# ich spritze!
- pseudo-german - check
- chix - check
- toap - check
- punnage - check
summary: YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)

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