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# Free Laptop
Buy mobile and get Laptop free with

www.mobilerainbow.co.uk/phones-with-gifts.asp
(edykiddy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:06, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:07, archived)
# That cunt looks exactly like that Peter Hain cunt.
(hope this helps)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:28, archived)
# Aha!
A valid repost thread.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

(works better for UK doods over 35, I'd guess, but still...)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:08, archived)
# Remembers sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:25, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:46, archived)
# > KILL FRODO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:51, archived)
# "Fuck off, Frodo"
is probably my favourite closing line in a film. (In The Loop, 2009)

(Masque of the Red Death might beat it, but the line can't be that wonderful, cos if it was I'd remember the fucker)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:13, archived)
# *Sits down and sings about gold*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:37, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:10, archived)
# Actually:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:10, archived)
# hahaha!
Who hung that centaur? And why?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:20, archived)
# Dunno
But he was damn well hung.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:37, archived)
#
www.flickr.com/photos/48973657@N00/611059445/
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:40, archived)
# :(
I can hear the muffled clunk of his half-drawn arrow falling uselessly onto the beige office carpet below.

Like what's gonna happen to my career if I don't heal up pretty darn quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:41, archived)
# Good Luck
(and with a distant call from the wife. I'm off)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:50, archived)
# i found an ad on craigslist the other day but it got yanked. thankfully i saved it for you.
Alien - $200



Original Alien sculpture 10 years old.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:13, archived)
# I does look as if it's glowing spookily.
It's probably some scheme to get rid of spent plutonium or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:14, archived)
# BEWARE. SCULPTURE IS A ALIEN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:27, archived)
#
Free Laptop
Buy mobile and get Laptop free with

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:22, archived)
# tribs told me this is a scam. you are a scammer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:27, archived)
# ...or maybe I work for a rival company
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:29, archived)
# where's my goddamn free laptop?!!!!!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:35, archived)
# We don't offer free laptops
Our special offer involves wedgies and inappropriate physical contact.

Should I send you a contract to sign?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:50, archived)
# Try this one then
www.b3ta.com/board/9952109
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:31, archived)
# uh oh i'm stuck in a loop.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:36, archived)
#
Really good... very interesting
kiddy Marketing head
www.mobilerainbow.co.uk
(edykiddy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:51, archived)
# Scoobiedoobiedoo!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:56, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhahhhahh shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:42, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:27, archived)
# You saved it for us thankfully?
You're welcome.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:16, archived)
# Hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:17, archived)
# that is one pretty bangle he's sporting.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:39, archived)
# Complete scam
Try googling "mobilerainbow.co.uk reviews". Just about every single review (apart from the ones written by employees) says SCAM.

I believe this is of relevance to you, edkiddy.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnopyL4COB9gxn8UiAchwwue5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20100309202050AAXf5rd
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:23, archived)
# DETECTIVE TRIBS FIGHTS FOR US ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:28, archived)
# Cock off!
You cucking funt
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:31, archived)
# eat a cookie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FgBr8EHjaA
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:59, archived)
# Well since this doesn't deserve a thread
I shall dump it here. M'st'vb'nd'n etc.

De-ris
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:28, archived)
# This happened

while I was making something else. I still don't understand what's going on really.
Hopefully this makes up for the Scrote Boat I posted earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:05, archived)
# FREE LAPTOP
BUY MOBILE AND GET LAPTOP FREE WITH
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HOdM6E2HIc&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:08, archived)
# hey, i liked the scrote boat.
this looks like a gathering of the rainbow elders.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:09, archived)
# You can imagine they're all on board the scrote boat if you want.
They're in the hold. Gathering.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:12, archived)
# o like the rainbow elders are going to get on board the scrote boat.
get real.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:14, archived)
# Worst. Cyber. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:18, archived)
# i've had worse.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:26, archived)
# I like the idea of the rainbow elders gathering on the scroat bote.
If only from a sub-biblicical, semi-literary point of view.

(Plus it'd make a pretty nifty pic...)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:38, archived)
# VERGA FANTASMAL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:17, archived)
# It's Spanish.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:19, archived)
# for 'spooky cock'.
for real, i heard it from a spancher.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:26, archived)
# Then it must be
sophisticated.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:26, archived)
# Whoah, how did this happen?

Looks interesting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:52, archived)
# I did some shots for some friends' band...

More Photos
Mirror Effect on MySpazz
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:17, archived)
# *offers vaseline*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:19, archived)
# ...?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Lightlty applied to a lens, it helps add a more natural 'blur' effect than can be achieved in Photoshop. Softens the edges.
*phew*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:51, archived)
# I was thinking 90 odd kb and unshopped.
Guess six years makes you immune to bumrape
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:12, archived)
# oh, right.
I was thinking children persistently turning up here kinda cramps our 'style', regardless of our shared ultra-clean humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:18, archived)
# I stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:30, archived)
# Don't get me wrong.
90k and unshopped? That's just asking for it mild rebuke.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:34, archived)
# Gayshift already?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Sure, why not...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:24, archived)
# Monster energy drinks?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:24, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:29, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:30, archived)
# Have any of them ever been in a fight in their lives?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:26, archived)
# Andy, the one second from the left,
he's been in jail...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:28, archived)
# To bail out someone else?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:30, archived)
# ...for stealing a slushie from Apu's.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:31, archived)
# for being a smug cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:38, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 7:42, archived)
# the dude in the middle once shot a man, just for snoring
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:31, archived)
# o there you are.
so today i ran into a guy i used to volunteer with and i asked him how to say 'spooky cock' in spanish and he gave me one of those looks and asked why i wanted to know that so i told him man don't ask stupid questions, just tell me ok and he said VERGA FANTASMAL.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:42, archived)
# ¿por que?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:45, archived)
# por que peeg.
www.b3ta.com/board/9950376
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:47, archived)
# :O
You're all rasist! :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:49, archived)
# uh oh busted.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:14, archived)
# hahaha
wel, I laughed anyway. Quite funny, I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:48, archived)
# also,
what were you volunteering for?

(you're allowed to duck the question if you want)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:01, archived)
# i'm still there, he's in a different area.
various AIDS organisations.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:03, archived)
# Good job. I applaud.
Must admit, though, I'm amused at the thought of spreading awareness of good sexual health practices in my town by deploying the phrase "verga fantasmal" upon sensitive young ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:07, archived)
# i've been at it for a long time, they're used to me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:09, archived)
# AIDS FOR CANCER
GIVE CANCER THE SUPER AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:14, archived)
# HAVE YOUR COUPONS READY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:16, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:29, archived)
# LOL GINGER! LOL
WHERE ARE THEIR INSTRUMENTS?

ARE THEY AN ACAPELLA BAND?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Barbershop is where it's at these days
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:37, archived)
# almost.
i've got your picture....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:41, archived)
# But there is 5 of them
Barbershop is quartet surely
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:41, archived)
# No you're thinking of quartets which definitely do need 4 people
barbershop quartets also need 4 people but that's because of the quartet part.

A quarter of a quartet is one but if you segment 4 into quarters you get sixteen pieces which can be combined into four separate units of 1.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:59, archived)
# my barbershop has two drunks and a blonde beast.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:34, archived)
# Can be a huge mass choir sometimes
with choreography and stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:42, archived)
# 5 neat guys?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:44, archived)
# NEEDS MORE SUNN O)))
(but at least the fundamental basics of lighting are hovering around)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Everything needs more Sunn O)))
:)
(Poison-System-X, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:36, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:39, archived)
# ok, we get to rename them.
first attempt: donnie smirko.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:38, archived)
# Ginger Smugness
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:39, archived)
# ACNEANDERTHALS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:43, archived)
# GIRLS ALOUD
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:44, archived)
# WHIMPER AGAINST THE MACHINE
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:47, archived)
# THE RECESS MONKEYS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gOIHTvEpC0&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:54, archived)
# POST-NAPALM LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:59, archived)
# STEAMPUNK BEOWULF MAYONNAISE
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:24, archived)
# Bilbo and the Ring Lifters.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:29, archived)
# HALF
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:47, archived)
# KK lays down the law regarding the forthcoming photoshoot...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:40, archived)
# this can't be a real band
they all have 2 eyes each
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:58, archived)
# Photoshop, DM.
Everyone thought The Beatles had two eyes each 'til recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:03, archived)
# pfffffffffft what are they like about twelve?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:44, archived)
# What sort of publicity is that designed for exactly?
Have a picture of a cat in a Volga.


(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Good evening,
have my first zombie:
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:09, archived)
# i've already had her.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:10, archived)
# Well, you could at least have left her with a smile on her face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:15, archived)
# i'm not very good at the sex.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:48, archived)
# mooo
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:01, archived)
# let the wookie win
edit i am in bed
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:04, archived)
# 'night
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:05, archived)
# moootated monty?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:05, archived)
# I don't know how he does it
this took ages, and he manages to turn out 5 minute videos with ridiculously better quality
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:06, archived)
# i covet his skills as well. as well as those of many others here.
i'm glad of the examples to follow, and the opportunity to learn is appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:09, archived)
# practice :D
I've been working for four days on an animation.. it is maybe 40 seconds depending on how slow the frame rate is.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:10, archived)
# Checkmate.
(Without even the time to tell whether it's fucking animated or not)

PS: if it is animated, let it be known I never enjoyed Space Harrier.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:10, archived)
# That leaves more Space Harrier
For me.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:15, archived)
# this is wonderous :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Oh damn, this is good
Don't let it poop on my canvas
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:12, archived)
# thanks all
I'm off to bed now!
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:15, archived)
# This is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:16, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:25, archived)
# this is a blinder
keep 'em coming!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:26, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# lovely
however i think she wants me to stop looking at her
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Yeah, a familiar sight from the 1990s.
She's looking at the tit stood behind us who looks like he's got more cocaine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:45, archived)
# I bet he is wearing chinos and has
terry christian hair
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:53, archived)
# All I know for sure is
that wrap in his pocket is actually a mix of baby laxatives and chalk scraped from the wall of a local public bathroom, along with a few grains of novacaine. Good shit!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:58, archived)
# works for me at least its
not just some shabby base mixed with coffie mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Yep,
and, to be fair, he definitely has more cocaine. Good luck to the doomed future hag.

Why go to the kinda place she goes with any coke on you?

Can't wait for the LSD comeback, meself. Sat here being told to stop necking cider otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:58, archived)
# ahh happy happy 3
litre paradise
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:04, archived)
# One could call it that.
Feels more like a bomb shelter than paradise, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:14, archived)
# she looks like ol' painty's huffwife.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:00, archived)
# I'm a doctor Jim, not a painter and decorator!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:00, archived)
# i can taste his flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:04, archived)
# A bit trippy.
I like. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:18, archived)
# No pic for ages, so here's a cheap rendition of a cheap gag from the late 1930s.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:20, archived)
# I think that hits the spot
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:24, archived)
# it's doc, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:30, archived)
# I think it's Sarah.
But the gag seems to be pretty invulnerable.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:38, archived)
# A REPOST THREAD, YOU SAY?
 


RATHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Sssshh!
As if I'd repost old pics in a new thread, just cos I've recently stumbled across some old USB stick. One'd be pretty cynical to think such a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:36, archived)
# yeah, I'm rolling out shit from 2003 here
 
it appears my "skillz" have improved somewhat since then
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:51, archived)
# As far as I'm concerned,
2005 means five past eight.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:55, archived)
# better than mine are now
on that note i will scroll off to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:58, archived)
# uh oh.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Phew!
I think we've all had a lucky escape.

Howeve-
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:41, archived)
# GIN! LOTS OF IT!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:40, archived)
# oh dear me yes
WOULD SIR PERHAPS CARE FOR AN AMSTEL.. JENNY ON THE ROCKS?


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:49, archived)
# tally ho!

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:49, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhh fuck yeah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5gRD549UAo
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:52, archived)
# righty
time to go all main stream on you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbgcSGkohf0
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:55, archived)
# oh fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:58, archived)
# ASSIMILATE.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjINMLy3l1E
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:12, archived)
# HELL, YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:06, archived)
# A Cheery Bakewell!


Blessim
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Tart!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:37, archived)
# Needs more Joan, mate.
And she's twice my age.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:39, archived)
# Joan Bakewell?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Yep. The resemblance is uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:25, archived)
# i'll wipe that grin off his face.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:52, archived)
# HIER KOMMEN DIE PANZERTORTEN
Keep calm and carry on, whatwhat?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:01, archived)
# And a Churchill dumpling.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:02, archived)
# i had a churchill dumpling once, cost me $500 from the hooker and the police put me in jail for a month after.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:29, archived)
# GIG-GIT-TY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Calm down riceball
it's happy hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:36, archived)
# cute
and goofy-looking
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:54, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:07, archived)
# expressive!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)
# berdpuppet has wildwig.
i like this new direction, mister.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Ah, I missed the noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSUXdWCq5kk
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)
# lovely
I will just pop this in here
rokitaffe2
as i said i would
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:12, archived)
# JETGIRAFFE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Recommended listening for viewing this (brilliant) image:
"Feeling Yourself Disintegrate" by them Flaming Lips.

(That's only a recommendation: we have no knowledge of the artist's intentions)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:15, archived)
# no no no.
pisswhips or slurm.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)
# hahahaha
hugely evocative words. But if this shit dongle connection would allow me to watch youtube clips, I'd be posting new original 'shop pics instead.

As it stands, I'm lucky I can see still pix on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:25, archived)
# PRAY FOR EYES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:27, archived)
# NO
IF WE HAD PROPER EYES WED BE GAZING AT TITIAN AND LEONARDO AND SMALLBRAINFIELD AND DOKTOR DYSLEXIA (RIP) SURELY
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:32, archived)
# AND, ffs, if I hadn't already heard Radiodread I'd be busy getting on with the important business of trolling mumsnet.
And there I was starting to think the b3talezzers had a spark of wit among 'em.

(It took nearly half a sodding hour to check out that link, you so & so)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:57, archived)
# i am to blame for everything.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:31, archived)
# (mere short-term lashing out at the wrong target yet again, of course. Apologies.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:48, archived)
# I did see a page on how to adapt tinfoil parabolics and pringle tins to get the most out of it
but it is lost to me now if you have a small umbrella and too much spare time and perhaps www.netstumbler.com and a bit of tinkering.

edit 1 : and fuck off dd is not dead he is alive in al r harts
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:32, archived)
# ahhhahhh glorious
 
you continue to delight
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:22, archived)
# BATTLE OF THE RADIOHEAD COVERBANDS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:57, archived)
# lol!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:54, archived)
# muslimgauze?
merzbow?
fennesz?
elton john?

we'll never know
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:57, archived)
# BBC3 in 2012.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:03, archived)
# it's when the aliens jam the signal
just before we see the face of jesus

as tho in the form of brown sauce
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:16, archived)
# sounds like
you haven't watched the "Quatermass" series of films yet.

They're available. And probably inexpensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:22, archived)
# I watched them man
but not the tv series

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:28, archived)
# "The Prisoner"
is considerably more expensive to acquire. Haven't seen it yet. Very much want to.

But the location, Portmeirion, is fucking bollocks. A village built out of plaster of paris and not maintained.

Actually, that makes the place sound kind of interesting. It's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Mine is just one picture
yours is all possible pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:37, archived)
# this is science
and cannot be questioned
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:00, archived)
# Lovely example of a Water Sedge
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:20, archived)
# If only I had been given this graph at the age of 12 I'd probably have saved a lot of stress
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Most lolsome.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:46, archived)
# hahaha
:D *click* and backgrounds :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:47, archived)
# may it guide you well
there needs to be another axis for bullshit but that was outside of my cognitive ability
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# So true
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)
# All my exs
Very much towards the right side of that graph.
(They'd have to be...)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)
# high class hookers?
or bat shit insane homeless?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Mostly sort of in the "girlfiend material" zone
Some borderline though...

But that's a series of stories I wouldn't even put in QotW...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# I expect it's more like a catastrophe surface.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)
# This should be on the national curriculum
Would have saved me a whole lot of time in my teens and my twenties.
(John Mad from Madcastle licking the bin lid of life, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)
# those mundane models need to eat more pizza if they want to become supermodels.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Science right here :)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:52, archived)
# I think the out of my league part of that graph should be much bigger for me
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# TJ
Unfortunate translations into English... there's an Elephant at Taronga Zoo (Sydney, Antipodes) named Porntip which in Thai means "gift from heaven"
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# proof that porn is divine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)
# SCIENCE!
and i like how the middle bit is magenta-y and cock-y
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Oh, god.
My graph'd look like a small grey ball, located at an unfavourable point. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# white dots are exes


It does tend to cluster around the bottom right
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:00, archived)
# white dots are spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:01, archived)
# tat was of corse the media used in the original
however despit repeatedly attempting to spunk in to my usb stick and then upload to my laptop, i have yet to digitise my own man curd
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:03, archived)
# watch more 8-bit porn.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:10, archived)
# That's a lot of ex's
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:02, archived)
# i have inluded all since the age of 15
yes it is. i should be bald.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:04, archived)
# It's flawed.
eg: can someone "out of your league" be verifiably "sane"?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)
# No women are sane.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# well, not the ones who date men.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Ah, yes.
There is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Inspired
lookie here:
goldlabelgoods.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/barney-simpson-hot-crazy-scale.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:51, archived)
# Is it just me, or...


Oh and "Woo click" too sir.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:32, archived)
# ah yes. you and melady.
see below.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 6:00, archived)
# I showed my girlfriend. she said
"ok. it looks like a dick though."
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 6:00, archived)
# LOL! Am Lettuce Yoda! : D

: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:21, archived)
# click
AAU Tits
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Silly.
Kindly explain.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:25, archived)
# hahaha
wtf is the source?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# I made it : D
From fridge
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:28, archived)
# I didn't know fridges were red and shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Monkey nuts packet for clothes
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)
# I daresay your sensitive spots would also be red and and shiny after such amusing, mass-consumption exploitation.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
# that's neat that's neat
 
puppetry or stop motion?

the end result is rather special.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Is a puppet
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:47, archived)
# very good
i can't come up with a star wars v. vegetable pun though which disappoints me
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
# "Great kid, don't get Kos-sy"?
For beetroot - "Use the Borscht, Luke"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)
# damn
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Ice-berg lettuce planet Hoth?
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Store Wars:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVrIyEu6h_E
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:23, archived)
# ew, now i'm picturing yoda having his salad tossed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Ik Bin ein Nederlander ohn (or something like that).

Who would want to use it after it had been in the dog thing?
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:55, archived)
# NAAR FANTASIA.
OP ZOEK.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Easy for you to say.
(arf, etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
# This is the 3D version of the cover.
There are two pairs:
cross your eyes and look at the left and middle images; or,
diverge your eyes and look at the middle and right images.

The endoscope should come out of the screen towards you.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Phew!
Well, that brief and brutal experience has saved me an unpleasant hospital appointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Wow
it actually kinda works, but feels a hell of a lot like getting your eyes jabbed with blunt instruments.
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:46, archived)
# I love this easy to use type of 3d
The crossed eyes one does it for me, cheers!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:17, archived)
# such a terrible movie.
almost as bad as the princess bride.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:18, archived)
# philistine
princess bride is great
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:27, archived)
# it's very strange that I've never seen it, considering just about every body else my age fucking loves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)
# It has some great moments. Billy Crystal (surprisingly) for one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:44, archived)
# avoiding it is like avoiding radiohead.
fanpeople will always bother you to experience it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# heh, i knew that would mark me as a troll.
still, i hated that film.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)
# hey, i hate star wars
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:07, archived)
# same here. and, i saw it when i was a child in the initial release, which apparently means i should love it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# hmm
scroll down, someone beat you to it...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)
# yes. However...
if it's never ending, then surely on its way to being never ending, it's got to come out somewhere and being an endoscope, there's really only one place (just thing about where it was around 30 feet ago)...
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# gah
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Oh noes :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
# THE COURSE IS ACCREDITED
KEEP WORKING

ARE YOU A HARD WORKING FAMILY OR NOT
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)
# *gigglesnort*
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Have you
contacted HR?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Have you
contacted Quality Assurance?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# They
refered me to IT.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off
and getting in touch with your local radio station again?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)
# My local radio
station HATES me. But that is mischief I'll keep to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Good idea.
I keep phoning up Radio Five Live in the wee small hours smashed out my face and they keep letting me on. And I keep making 'em laff.

But oddly enough, they always cut me off before I've really even got started.

And I'm not even right-wing, ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
# I am
usually sober when i call. I just like to throw the odd spanner in the works. i have no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)
# It's a very good idea.
Perhaps that's why.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Honestly? That's the easiest job in the world, kicking a fat man in the nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:54, archived)
# ahahahahahahhahah
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:55, archived)
# hooray for me and him
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:55, archived)
# I still have this page bookmarked
greykid.wordpress.com/me-him/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Haha
The wanking on your boat one is my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:10, archived)
# I don't need antidepressants, I just bookmark shit like this
 
and I drink, which probably doesn't help
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
Bookmarked
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# YOU PISS
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Hahaha
love you man.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# i'd take that job.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I was just about to post this :D
save us making new threads, I s'pose
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Hahahaha nice one andy :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# o harro :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)
# What's with all the emo facebook shit?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:43, archived)
# aw nothin just me being a bellend after much drinkings
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Dick
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# no mo emo
promise, bro
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Let me guess.
His rifle goes 'crick'?

*cricks*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# heh.
For some reason I find it immensely amusing that the NZ stunt team who worked on that picture are now engaged in filming Yogi Bear, west of the city

THAT'S SHOW BUSINESS

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
# My take
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Wand Baggling before it is too late...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:45, archived)
# How smoked cheese is produced:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# haha! hurrahs \o/
'sparks up'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
# cheese:DD
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(herman:D, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:38, archived)
# this may explain the breakdancing...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Is that spliff between his two front teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Now THIS incorporates several of my favourite things.
Sorry, I can't say what they actually are. I'm sensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Hats and fields?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
# And cigarettes.
OK, five things.
"Using cows instead of pigs, despite inviting criticism" was the non-obvious one.
Cos hey, what kind of lunatic tries to squeeze cheese out of cows rather than pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Lemme guess...
Cheese, cows, hats and...uh...grass?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
# the green, green grass of home.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Like . . . cool . . . it's like . . . a . . . long . . . like . . . very . . . like . . . loooooooooooooooong . . . like . . . process . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
# uhuhuhhh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:27, archived)
# I like this one, because I can actually read what it says :)
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)
# A crowning achievement !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# What king?
Fuck kings, lords, etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
# awesome!!!!!!!!!hurrah................even a crown :D
you're a champ ......cheers muchly:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Is this really necessary Johnny?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# I can't help but see a dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:22, archived)
# please elaborate!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Small screen see only legs of man
See dino head.
One of those ones that charges at things with it's rock hard head.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
# I know the ones
www.fossilsasart.com/desc_image/pachychepalosaurus.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Here:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Shit, you're in the matrix or something
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# it's epiphany's very own johnny depp dinosaur demonstration software.
coming soon to the iphone.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# You see it now?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:38, archived)
# yes!
and it's wearing a dress!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Graphics card is fucked
I see everything like this :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:38, archived)
# :(
Looks like someone turned your Green up to 11
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# it seems to be wearing some sort of elizabethan dress!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
# I'm not really sure what needs to be elaborated here.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# DO I HAVE TO BE NAKED?
 
YES, JOHNNY.
YES, YOU DO.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Like . . . borked in 'is 'ead ~!~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Tall woman is tall
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Blimey she is an all!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# that reminds me, I need to wash the teatowels
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# They'll still be purple
and you'll still need to consult your GP.

(baggies goin up, btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# She's shaped like an old-fashioned rocket with fins.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
# CREEPY ELK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:17, archived)
#
Every time I look at this, I am imagining that there's a woman standing on two other women's shoulders, like in cartoons when kids try to be as tall as adults, and any minute one of them is going to fall over and give the game away.
(I helped save b3ta! Poppy The Platypus was abducted by an army of toast soldiers on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Phwoar!
Sexy monobrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Oh noes, looks like teh job for teh fish police!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# They'll fry for this!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# oooof
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# No epiphany you're supposed to reply with another shit fish-based pun
That's how b3ta works
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# now you forgot!
(I'm excused, as I introduced a plethora of punnage up above^)
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Oh stop carping on
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)
# You certainly know your PLAICE (place).
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:35, archived)
# He's got a rather round head.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
# is it you?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
# No
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# :?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# :4
It's 1 better.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Who is he?
Looks like a sex offender.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
# looks like Dermot O'Leary to me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)
# or Wayne Rooney
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)
# ^^^^^
It is Dermot.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Oh well in that case, nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Fankyou
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Seriously?
You need to improve your icons.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha
I did it because I was just watching the episode he hosted of NMTB.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# You're forgiven.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# I AM A LOOKING GENIUS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# I was just about to say exactly this.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# How can you tell what sex offenders look like?
Are we back to the 19th century and CRIMINALS' EYES ARE CLOSER TOGETHER
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# He's also standing in front of a misty candy swirl.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Yum
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Mine slipped


Photobucket
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Will smith?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
# NECKHEAD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)

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