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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# for a moment, i thought that was simon cowell
and i was happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# You know the stupid rhyme people say about magpies? 1 for sorrow, 2 for joy... ect?
What does it mean when you have 10 of the bastards nesting on your roof.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Run.
Run as fast as you can and don't look back.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
# you've got bird shit in your guttering
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
# sorrow x 10
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# But also, Joy x 5
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Three and a third girls and two and a half boys
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
# and a cup and a half?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# So, more sorrow than joy. Twice as much, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Before the 17th century they were just called pies.
Sorry, this doesn't answer your question.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)
# What did they call pastry encased meals?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Pasties.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# So what did they call pasties?
Magpies, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)
# lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Pied Crows?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# No, apparently it meant "woodpecker".
"pied" comes from reference to the way the bird looks, not the other way round.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# what did they call a woodpecker?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
# cider
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)
# They called it a "pie", which means "cuckoo".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)
#
ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)
# is this this restoration comedy I keep hearing about
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:15, archived)
# something like:
Eight is a kiss. Nine is a wish. Ten is a chance never to be missed.

I think there's a nastier Yorkshire version too...
(prostheses, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)
# HAHAHA
got him!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Hai Moleypoo!

:D

Edit: How rude of me *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Oh hello you! How's it hanging?
It's such a nice day I'm going to take small mole to the pub.
Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Bless!
Sounds great, oh don't forget, you're now drinking for two
as Mrs Moley cannot drink at the minute...:)

Oh and I'm fine thankoo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Lost time accidents? Do they involve worm holes and time travel and paradoxes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
#

Nice! :)
(I helped save b3ta! spike_tones, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)
# The fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Arf!
That's going to look good on the claim form.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
# I was working on a job and was given the wrong sort of ladder...
I like how he's not even looking at it.
Like he just completely locked up with fear and fell back, completely paralysed.
Now that IS the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Unrung !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Ok guys, just finished all my books (all hand made and bound) and organised the badges, it's my first convention appearence tomorrow, what do you think of my merch?
My webcomic is www.mookeo.com btw, nervous as all hell :)
Hosted by imgur.com
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# wow, looks great
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# This is very good Merch.
You have no need to fear with Merch like that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Ooh, groovy.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Rubbish.
Do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I'm just happy you named a character after me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Hello, Keo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Don't make me cry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Looks good
Very professional-looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Lully.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# this is very nice
you self-promoting whore
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Lovely!
Have you made enough? I think you'll need lots...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:59, archived)
# I have 50 books and 150 badges. It's all I could get ready in time. I also have this nice banner tho, what think yea?
Hosted by imgur.com
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Tip top!
You'll do well.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I, for one, am sure that you are unlikely to be eaten by zombies during your convention.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:03, archived)
# don't be so sure
those fuckers get everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Excellent
If I was a dragon I would make you an offer
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Fucking beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I think they look smashing...
...and wish you well sir!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:03, archived)
# NICE :D
(herman:D, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# ace!
I'd pick one up!

best of luck with the show
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Gotta love it when a product sells itself !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)
# that looks very
lovely indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Smuger
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# that Martine mclutcheon pisses me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# She can piss me off anytime she wants
But, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# she's in the pic - BLC
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# That's not her...
looks more like someone else
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# A closeup :
Technically NSFW
63 matches on tineye. No idea of origin.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Fwaps a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Can you both just agree
that you would?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)
# No way man - she's well rank.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Apologies
I can't afford to be as fussy.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# he's such a gayer though
that's why
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
#
[:.:]
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# IN YOUR FACE GRIFFY, WHEREEVER YOU ARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# haha!
well risen!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# [:<sup><sub><sub><sub>.</sub></sup></sub></sub>:]
So wasn't worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
#
[:·:]

[]

[·]
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# You broke it, what did you do?
[:.:]
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Newfag cannot dice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Bad Mu! Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# haha
I'm playing with charmap.exe

there are some odd placement characters in there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# You're into that kind of thing, huh?
So that's why it's always raining in your pics... symbolism...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# No.
Go back and give that one another try.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Yay!
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Dammit. Now I need to go youtube the song.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
#

And I have time to do a pin up today!
Suggetions for a theme?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Rambo tearing the Russians apart in Afghanistan
Or cowboy building shrimps
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# an armadillo in a sun hat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# 23 life-sized miniture penguin inflators.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# More dangerous than mumbly peg !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I found the constant leg splaying a massive turnoff
gave up on it at the monster with its head stuck through the wall, luckily I only payed a tenner for it.
How do you kill that thing? guns are weak as piss and you can't touch it without dying
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# You'll have to be more specific.
Which monster? They pretty much ALL put their head through a wall at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# :D
It was a bit like a dog, I think it had a second head at some point.
Can't be more specific, as you say, its all a bit of an onslaught of sameyness. Shame, the actual game dynamics were working quite well for me up to that point.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Something involving something, and possibly something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Chloe in a lady-styled Stormtrooper outfit.
Or M'Ress from the animated Star Trek.
Or Mizuki Tachibana... doing... something, I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Sexy lady stormtroopers always win
better still, sexy lady boba fett killing sexy lady stormtroopers by sexing them to death, while sexy emperors lady guards watch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# *geek-gasm*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# The trick will be suggesting the complete body-covering costumes
Whilst still revealing the all-important bodily bits.
That would indicate a truly masterful (and pervy) artist.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# *googles Mizuki Tachibana*
........what the fek is SHE from?
8|
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# 'Gravion' - sort of a knowingly skewy Gatchaman/giant-robot/spaceship anime.
Just got the 3-disc set for a song from Forbidden Planet (whilst 2 of the 3 separate discs sat on the shelf next to it, each £5 more than the set).

I think there's some really dodgy flash fan-fics around, that may come up if you search a little too hard. ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# the wife requests
a modern African woman doing what ever you imagine a modern African woman would be doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# getting nekkid?
(in a modern African way)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Using zips and velcro?
phwoor!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# I like these strips
Even though I've never even heard of this game.

Draw a hippo in a knife fight with a Barbie doll.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Isn't that one of the levels in 'Bayonetta'?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# a really skanky walrus
in a bikini, trying to look sexy for the puffin photographer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# The theme to Quincy
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
#
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:59, archived)
# If I'd worked on 'Bayonetta', and then someone showed me that,
I think I'd do a little sick inside.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm feeling all nostalgic today.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# right on!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# pffft
*docks spaceship into Steven's mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Priest!
AICMFP
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
#
I'm certain I saw this years ago..
(Wrekriem, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Its Henroids!

roasted pea!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Foiled again !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Oh man, atomic would love this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Mu said what?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Hay is for horses.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Grass is greener . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# The well is dry.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Don't lead the horse . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# That's what I was wandering !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# atomic's gone fission !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# How ever did you guess ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Cuz I explode on sight, I'm like Jimmy Walker, I'm Dyn-o-mite!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:25, archived)
# I'm not a law obeyer, so you can tell your mayor
I'm a non-stop rhythm-rock poetry sayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Don't anger Snuxoll: Dragon Slayer!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
#
snuxolldragonslayer.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# It is real !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Strictly hand-held is the style I go...Never rock the mike with the pantyhose.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Blast that grotto !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Tonight we dine !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# you don't know him like I do
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# He loves Valin!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# I wish Pinchy were here to enjoy this
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Is he in a bind ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# gotta run!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Smoke'm if you gum'm !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Big Bang !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# awesome.................this could set the world alight
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Free the nukes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)
# The Passover Detective


Click for bigger (134 kb)
The NYPD's top investigator concerning crimes of unleavened passion.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Richard Nixon
with a food fetish and a slight mental deficiency!

Chalk? nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Hello. Before I abitrarily pick my reaction to this, did you draw this yourself?
Also, please don't delete and repost.
There's no need. We have edit buttons. Deleting creates glitches in the matrix.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
#
I did paint it myself. So go ahead with your arbitrary reaction, (hopefully) kind sir...
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# *rolls dice*
[: :][:::]
Pay income tax.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# nice dice
now roll a 3 and a 5
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
#
[.,.]
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# WTF!
nice superscripting!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Why is it always me in your images?
WOO!

Welcome to B3ta - ewe-ll never leaf - pull out a stool and shop up a chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Not understanding this at all... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# me too :(
Nice arts tho'
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Nor me,
I think it's 'merican.
Could well be hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
#
'merican Jewish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:25, archived)
# It's all Passover references.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Oh right.
That went right over my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# He called it the Passover Detective.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Erm ...
that's why it ... "went right over my head"? Wake up!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# this yam is goode
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# I am so jealous of anyone who can depict things in an arty way
I can barely draw a line with a ruler
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# I'm even more jealous of people
who can do it in a 30 second google search and then make other people jealous of their arty talent ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# RIS?
He didn't draw it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I'm assuming that he didn't
given that he said above, that he didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# ah
I think it says he did
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Er ... yes he did ...
www.b3ta.com/board/9980826#post9980838
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# well....
this is awkward
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# I have senile dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# I did draw it
where did I say I didn't? Just wanted to clear that up, thanks.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Oh hello


Welcome... in Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Waaaahaaaaaayyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# BEESAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Ooo, Saw See
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Part glee, part woo, with added yay and hoopla= Epic win!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Teeter totter . . . beeter botter . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Beetlebum!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# The motion of Life.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# I've been meaning to reply to this for several minutes now.
But anything my mind can come up with pales in comparision.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# I struggled for an hour, but nothing.
Apart from 'I like this'.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Excuse this cheeky pearost


But it's for the compo.

Knew hanging onto this would be worth it eventually...!
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
#
precious, precious threads
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# you can compo replies, don't need a new thread
Start a reply and press the "full screen" button and all the post options are there.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# ^What Mr Stoat said. ONLY FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T DELETE ANYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Well I apologise
But since it was last seen more than five years ago, I didn't think it would be that much of an issue.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# And you call yourself a doctor...Hmmph!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Now I've been suitably chastised
I'll hand in my medical certification forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# We're all in a bitch because of cunts and a compo no one is really liking.
Stick around, make something new and all will be forgiven. Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# wasn't making an issue, just being helpful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# reposting compo entries in a new thread wasn't frowned upon 5 years ago.
I wouldn't worry about it.

edit: nice pic too! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# ROCK IT!
(ourharbours \.\..|_/\-\__\|, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# That's so obviously a loungeroom jazz outfit
Playing witty, ironic loungeroom jazz adaptations of popular alternative songs, á la Mike Flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# They wish.
They're actually a Eurythmics cover band
(ourharbours \.\..|_/\-\__\|, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# SOCK IT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Alien Metal...
...Rock Da Fewchah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# yeah dance along!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Go Troopers, Go Troopers!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# You're fired . . . no wait . . . I'm fired!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# No wait . . . everybody's fired !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Who am I again?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Of course you are . . . silly !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Oh yes....and we're related.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# = relativity theory
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# None for me...thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Long time subscriber, first time poster.
NSFW
I've been saying it all week, motherf*cker.
lambertandparsons.com/lambertandparsons.com/MOTHERF*CKER.html
Replace the * with a U, obviously.
(spacepimp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# uh-oh
look out!
edit: why don't you replace it?
further edit: 6 days is hardly a long time subscriber
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# You're not allowed rude words on the Internet!
rob gets upset and they clog up the tubes and the Higgs Boson creates a black hole on the moon and songwriters have to rewrite everything even referring to the moon and the economy collapses!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# that may be so,
but I don't see why I should have to go editing the text in the link and everything, it would take aaaaages
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I don't mean to be rude but....
failhorn.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# i know today hasn't exactly been the best example, but
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# You don't need to censor your swears here.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNT WILLY DICK COCK TWATHORSE BUMEYE SPHINCTERHANDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# TWATHORSE BUMEYE SPHINCTERHANDS
Best of all the trendy new indie bands.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# I'll wait another 14 years for the concept rock opera and accompanying album of Albanian bugle songs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I think their third album
'Spectre of the Sphinter' was one of the most seminal LPs of all time... better even than their 12th album 'Dyslexic Greatest Hits'.
(Carlosfandango, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Hahaha I get it
"Roger Boyes", right?

Sounds a bit like "I like to have sex with young men", right?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Fuck, I'm sorry
lambertandparsons.com/lambertandparsons.com/MOTHERFUCKER.html
Cunts
(spacepimp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# you missed out the www.
I'm not fucking copy pasting. It would mean I would have to spend a few seconds not being utterly apathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# this isn't a link
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Oh we're sorry. Not allowed to criticise you for doing things wrong, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# incredible amount of fail on /board today
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# You're all bastards
Look, I've been reading the newsletter and occaisionly reading this messageboard for many years. Finally find something that isn't already all over the internet, and pluck up the courage to post something i think is quite funny, and you twunts come down on me like I've shat on your grandparents. Chill the fuck out, I'm just sharing something I thought was funny.
(spacepimp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# You shat on my grandparents you massive cunt!
We're pulling your leg.We're all nice people really.Well, most of us.

Edit: Also: MOTHERFUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# damn right
give it to em!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# How do we know it's funny if the link doesn't work?
and shouldn't that be b*st*rds ?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I'm a massive cunt
lambertandparsons.com/lambertandparsons.com/MOTHERFUCKER.html
'K?
(spacepimp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Thanks for fixing the link.
But before I click it, could you briefly tell me what happens because I don't want to waste my time if it doesn't sound that good.
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# relax.
/links. post it on /links

I'd give you a fiver if you shat on my grandparents.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Kinky sod!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Thanks!
Done.
Sorry.
(spacepimp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# I just read that back
I didn't mean to imply that I'd accepted the arrangement to shit on your grandparents, accomplished the deed and then apologised for doing so. I just put the link in /links.
(spacepimp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# pfft
shame. my gran deserves it. welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# You fucked up my whole day and for that you must pay...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Relax man. No one will even remember in a couple of hours.
/board comes down heavily on things that we see as not following a million incomprehensible rules.

/board is for pictures. Usually. Unless you're popular. Stick around, get a feel for the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Why not simply read the FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I like how we utterly destroy new, naive souls who only want to share with us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# It's like the first test of being accepted here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# we're just like the Church
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Everyone knows the love of God is best recieved fresh and hot up the bumhole.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Catholic church?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Charlotte
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# We'll, I'd certainly do her up the wrong'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# speaking of which,
did you see that article in the Times? It was written by a man with a funny name. Gaz me if you want the link
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Which Church? I should point out that I am not a deaf choirboy, nor am I prepared to pretend to be one..
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# if we let them get cocky they don't put out
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# I think Prodge may have an answer for you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
#
shame he's ignoring me
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# call him
something fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I still don't think he'd be able to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# *foams*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# EVERYONE HAS
b3ta.com/board/9980681
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# imagine being me
someone who writes a newsletter with a "funny names corner" section.

the world and his dog has gone "must tell rob"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Did you hear about the news story about sex offenders written by Roger Boyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)
# and his sub-editor P D O'Phile?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)
#
someone at my school was named Nicholas Hawes.
True story, evil parents.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I thought the sub-editor was Phil McCracken?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Nahh
Its Dan Glebitz
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)
# you're thinking of Phil McCrevice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
#
and his scotch friend, Ben Doone
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# i heard they were very close friends
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# haha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# I 've already emailled you three times
will it be in the newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Victim of your own
blabberings =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Haha
Its funny because someone in the office just sent me the link too
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Don't read emails from dogs. They're all like:
WOOF!! WOOF! WOOF!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# I like the idea of dogs being able to type,
but still just saying woof!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Wow, wise words man, wise words.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Poor popular internet man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha
sorry about that!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Poor, poor Alistair...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# House of Lords to latest draconian law/budget/motion :
"You shall not pass!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# I like this, but I prefer the Orangutan version:)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Me too...:)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I freakin' love this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Thankee sir!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# This gets excellenter every time I see it
excellenter
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# newsletter....
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue421/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# You should do this every week.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# just in time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# links>>>>
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# He doesn't post that much
give him a break.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# RIS?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# oh ffs...b3ta's shite today


:)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# does it contain Roger Boyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9980694
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I've finished reading it now
do I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] ..bin dun? probably...

(warls77, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# That's the boy
that has the T-shirt that says;
I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE
isn't it (unless that was shopped as well).
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
#
thats him...little begger
(warls77, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Nicely
/click-clacks
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# lunchbox lols
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I have very fond memories of my lunch box, it was Star Wars of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# i'd like that t-shirt in brown
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# haha
there was a thread without a picture then it got deleted

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)
# while you're here, let me tell you about a guy with a funny name
also, any freelance web folk want a job (London)?



is.gd/b0mwI

try that one - arsing Twitter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# bad link is bad
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Does it involve fixing your link?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I like money
and I know enough about webs to know your link doesn't work.

Am I hired?

Edit : There you go, Griffy, Kamikaze and me. A team of lumberjacks. Well, tree fellers...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# they'll never know what hit 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Sounds good
Except I'm on two indefinite contracts, both of which are giving me overtime, and I have a third job in the evenings

and no life

yay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
#
"How would you rate yourself at the below thing?"

I would rate my below thing as excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Roger Boyes
*lols*
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# B3ta is utter shite today
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# It'll get worse before it gets better
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# But... Hula Domo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Haha
Noobs, eh. they had only been reged for 7 years, 7 months and 17 days.
Hang on Griffy... Quick pop a pic in there!
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# donate!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# WHAT OH MY GOD
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# you arse
I thought this was the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# haha
BUT LOOK
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Woop
Now with added picture, so its a better thread than Robs!
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] It's even got a speedloader and Lenslock™
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Yea you are.
I googled it.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Don't you try to racist me up, you gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# "Why is it always raining in your images?"
You're a meme, don't even try to deny it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# where's the poster!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# I'm in the other office now
I've been told under no circumstances should I leak the posters to the internets

I'll just have to laugh at their fucking awfulness by myself until they're officially revealed
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# How about an artists impression of the posters?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Imagine a spack-handed five year-old was given a copy of photoshop and a picture of Gordon Brown
or imagine b3ta on a Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)
# bah!
I'll just have to laugh at the existing posters
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# can you put Official Shit Poster Revealment Day in the calendar?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# You can bum off as well.
It actually rains in less than 100% of my images.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# That's just you playing against type
you can't fool me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# i'm not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Yea you are.
I looked it up on Bing.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# i can't be!
i don't believe you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Google it!
Try 'Is smash monkey a meme according to bing'
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# *googles*
computer says no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# R Tape loading error, 0:1
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# *tweaks playback head*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# *holds down play button REALLY hard for 15 mins*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# *adjusts tone + volume*
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Recovers chewed tape
From inside the Tape Player
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I was posh
I had a microdrive. They got chewed all the time :S
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# ahh they were great
I still have mine - it only has Dun Darach on it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)
# It still works!????!
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# of course
but only if you don't use it

that's the beauty of 80s technology
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# *gets slight shock*

goes back to messing around with tapedeck
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Please wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)

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