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[challenge entry] He should have just retired like Sweep
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Because I quite liked the guardian's april fools today.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:55, archived)
# nice work
sorry for the tj but I saw this on a Smart car today (not in a new thread as it is not shopped)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:58, archived)
# gay person owns non-ironic number plate shocker!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# I thought I would share it with the internets
it was a little old man driving it
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# gay little old man owns non-ironic number plate shocker!
;)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
# why do you keep mentioning the numberplate and gay
I was referring to the fact that he has a soft top smart car
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
# why is 64 Y amusing ?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# I don't know
you posted it you big silly!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:07, archived)
# ah ok then
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Might be a Beatles fan
"When I'm 64..."
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:03, archived)
# why did he bother geting the plate?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Labour policy is an April Fool's Joke that went on too long!
Littlebitofpoliticsthere.

I went to a Dr Who roadshow promo thingy today and got a Dr Who sticker!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# What did you stick it on?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Actually got several, all the same
Haven't stuck them to anything or anyone yet.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived)
# What april fool in the guardian?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:15, archived)
# this one ?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Thanks, I was wondering too.
That's fucking brilliant!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived)
# hahahah Nippy Watts
he sounds like a 1920s bowler
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:02, archived)
# innit
couldn't think of a better alternative for Naomi Watts though... anyone? :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Naomi Squat-Lobster?
...
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# *glee*
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:44, archived)
# hahaha wonderful
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# hahahaha
great!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:47, archived)
# ha ha bloody hell
this series is shaping up well.. :D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# ahhaha
aceness!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# these are brilliant
please keep them coming until i am bored or dead
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:12, archived)
# the 4th frame made me lol :D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Hahahhahaha
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fucking hell.
(, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 2:45, archived)
# what kind of key can open any door?
a pikey
(, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 8:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# oh fucking adblock
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# You spelled "would ,would,would, would," wrong!


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
# You spelled "bowk, bowk, bowk, bowk," wrong!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Jebus, look at those smiles, then at the eyes...
You just know they're comparing recipes for boiled rabbit!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# they just look like a pigeon's shat milk on their faces then poked them with a stick covered in scabs
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
# i dont think even they would proudly sponsor loose women
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
# They should sponsor a marathon
For people with the runs.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# change the 'L' to an 'M' and you could compo that without further change
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# there is only 1 type of loose women that I acknowledge the existence of

(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# this whole thread is making me queasy
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Inspector Horse.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# He's a horse of course.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:13, archived)
# I've made you an easter egg.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:13, archived)
# O_o
No pictures please
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Home made creme egg!!!


with real goo!!!!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# I saw
Creme Egg ice lollies in the freezer at Sainsburys. They scared me slightly.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:32, archived)
# I have Creme Egg Ice Cream
It's about as sickly as you'd expect.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Nice
if you're an ant
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
#
Sheesh!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] *peas and goes home*
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Kate Humble!
:D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# ha ha :D
I thought the same....
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# that cat looks like bacon
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# how does it smell?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:44, archived)
# stripy
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Spent too long on this. Must get to bed now.
Bloody genetic engineering

This is right isn't it?
(FYI, 'Gan' (गाँ - ਗਾਂ) means cow)


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Don't eat the pie lol!
How'd you learn Hindi, jflinden?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Also, I'm going to drop this feeble attempt at an easter icon here:
Photobucket

(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Egg!
:D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Egg!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# O hai!
Did you see www.b3ta.com/board/9989152 ?

Ta for the punnage.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:35, archived)
# I did :)
Taaaa.
And YW.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
# I should've made it "a TIM BAAAATON film."
Can I be bothered to change it...?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# *wants*
*steals*

*Egg!*
Woo!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Egg!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Time to get down the clinic!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:39, archived)
# It's meant to look like that!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# unless you just spunked/passed that naturally
in which case congrats :D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# I want to eat the pie!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# topshoppage
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# lolz
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# "You want bread? THREE DOLLARS! NO SOUP FOR YOU!"
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:15, archived)
# I think he forgot the [/sarcasm] tags
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# im unsure as to what the fuck's going on here
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# I learned this once. Very useful
मैं अपनी माँ की योनी में एक आयकर कार्यालय खोलना चाहते हैं
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# "Could you send for the hall porter, there appears to be a frog in my bidet."?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Your sig: did someone actually say that to you?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Yup... it was over a few bit's of correspondence for some designs that one came out from the customer
it's actually one of the more sensible things I've been asked to do.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# "Can you rotate the image 180 degrees, clockwise?"
Like this?
"Hmmm...better. Can you rotate it again."
"Like this?"
"That's it. Perfect."
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# You have to rotate an electron by 360° twice to get it to look the same
Physics fact.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:02, archived)
# "I asked you to rotate it 180 degrees. Whereas this is clearly upside down."
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# "This looks like you've rotated it the wrong way - can you rotate it the right way please"
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# hehhehehehe!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# ha ha for some reason I think it's right that
if flys could talk. They would talk in Txt spk.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# ^this
:D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# ha ha
nice pic too!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# *swats*
:D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# hehe
:)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# OMG WHAT!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# hehe!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Nice quotes!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Cheers mate
I'm still flabbergasted at Winkleman getting the nod.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Right turn etc
things are always better with monkeys/apes/pedant alert



ps hello all, it's been a while :D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# two monkeys in a bath
one says: ooooh ooooh aaaaah aaaah
the other says: well if it's that hot, put some cold in
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Well I lolled.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Kwik'n'shit
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Woof.
:D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# DOGS
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Equally Kwik but Shitter


and NWOT
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# aaaaaaaawwwwwwww brian
he's not the messiah, he's just a bit slow.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] heres mine
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Woof.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# I don't know why
but this generated an office lol
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Woof.
:D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Just playing about making things
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Is the orange suited moonman standing on a slab of gorgonzola?
:D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# What else would a moonman stand on?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Quite.
Mmmmmmm....gorgonzola.....
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# DONKEY
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# I love that one!
TOOATB
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# LIES!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Badum tisch
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# pfft!



(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahaheehawheehaw!
:D

*clicks*
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
# A-bray-sive humour there Dave!


Woo
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:32, archived)
#
That's a (hee)hawrible pun.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# ha ha
the old ones are always the best.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# that is some scary shit
right there
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant!
*Click*
:D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# "I need a poo! Can I come in? Oooh look, Touch'n'Fresh!!!"
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# pfft pfft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pfffft pfft pfft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pfffft pfft pfft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pffft pfffft pfft p
I LOVE THE SMELL OF PINES
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Typo??


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# BEGONE!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I read that as "big one"


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I read that as "do you want to cum in my mouth"
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Oh please!!! (as in no thanks)
But I did just think "why am i almost flirting with Dixy, could be quite dangerous"
LOL
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Go on, admit it,
you've had a thing for him ever since he danced in that dog suit.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# In that....hot.....sweaty.....suit...in which he'd have been covered in wet man-sweat?.....
Nah, he doesn't do anything for me.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# That sounds really hot.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha
and woo to pic
(, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
you're a nutter!


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# All work and no play makes Jeremy annoying
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(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# You've always been the caretaker
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Outstanding
this ain't worth own thread but meh



edit; in space no one can hear you neigh
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Beware!
:D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:32, archived)
# That's really creepy looking...
Top work!
:D

(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# lol
: D
(, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 1:02, archived)
# :DD
(, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Jeremy is in fact the perfect meme.
He can be adapted to fit every single image challenge, as well as being FP-able in his own right.
(, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] The children of the Nazi generation vowed fascism would never rule their world again
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
That's Ace!


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
# It's DLT!
Er, DTH
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Oh yeah!!
Wooooooop!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# QUAKQUAKOOPS
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Hello yous twos!


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Noon Sir
I'm ill, but not!!
How's you and TLH?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# we're well, but not thanks
but not thanks

(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I can't work, but I feel fine!
Conjunctivitis rulez!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Ahh, I see
I see(which is more that you do snot-eye!)


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# it's D'N'B!
er, DTH
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# HAHAHA
excellent
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
#
Dachs, Dachs, Dachs
PILZ
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Oh, Gawd!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger,
Nazi, Nazi
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Bueller....
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# BINDUN!!
HAHAHAHA STAN DID A BINDUN!!!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# HAS IT???
OH NOES!!I SHOULD'VE REALISED THERE ARE A FINITE AMOUNT OF FILMS,
AND EVEN LESS FILMS THAT ARE MORE OBVIOUS TO ANIMAL-ISE THAN OTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:04, archived)
# YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOO STUPID LOL
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Hello you!
You'll be pleased* to know I thought of you earlier . . .

I made a custom MS Word button that changes all caps to sentence font and I made the icon button have YOUR pance as the pic

*disturbed


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# =:o
ooh, I'm very honoured, and slightly disturbed. But mostly honoured. :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Looooooooook!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
It's TWOOO! It's TWOOOO!!! :D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# YAY!!
Stan The Man How's you sir?

Have a *click*
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Off work
Conjunctivitus!
I'm all contagious!
But feeling fine! Yay!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# don't give us keyboard AIDS!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Anti-virus should prevent all that


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Don't give me the eye.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Optrex Infected Eyes...
...is what you need mate!
:)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# I got proper medicine,
Eye ointment which make things blurry!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Stella?
:)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha!
But when i take that my missus get black eyes!!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:30, archived)
# HA!
alright stanny?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Aye.
See above ^
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# boo for eye plague :(
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

*clicks*
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Either the search function is borked,


Or it isn't.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Nice sillhouette-age


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Nnuurrggghhh
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# she doesnt look too happy
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# I guess that answers THAT question.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# coz he's hogging the remote
bloody men flies
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Well it was barbed.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)

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