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# Don't you think it's all a little presumptious
of the torys?
An invitation to join the government of Britain?

You haven't won yet!
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# You've got some poo on you.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# *waits for pic to load*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# You wanted the 'Reply' button.
You might also want to read what the current challenges are about.
www.b3ta.com/challenge/
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
#
*flame flame flame*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# presumptuous
tories
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# fuck off you useless twat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Waits for Ris-ers ...

Beau Bo d'Or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Thanx for the kind offer............
but I'm doin'fine .......hurrrr:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# haha!


Click for bigger (53 kb)
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:21, archived)
# :-)

Beau Bo d'Or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Ha ha + woo
though it won't be getting as far as Belize with just a first class stamp on, still at least there'll be some "Postage Due" for him to pay.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I is bored


and it seamed like a good idea at the time.

(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# silly oldpoint! dalek is not slitheen!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived)
# in my dimenshun they is
also Amy pond is my girlfriend.


....or was that just my imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# she's been two-timing me?
.............!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# well, how can I put this......
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# your girlfriend travels in pyjamas
and smells of star whale puke.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# star whale puke aside
I still would.

repeatedly.

(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# you'd get angry sex from her
you know it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# oh yes
bring it on.

any sex would be good right now
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# has nobody warned you
not to say that around me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
# well no
should they have?
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
# yes. yes they should.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Twat
(twattybanjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# heh heh.........I love Rory Bremner's impersonation
you'd think it was Hague himself:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone must have done this?
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# ...go on then.......just for you.....teeny pea:D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:55, archived)
# ha ha! lovely shuffle :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:58, archived)
# :D.... gifs are so much fun
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
# They sure are...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:09, archived)
# floatin' ma boat...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Yes indeedy!

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# hahaha...'kin 'ell!!!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# ah, the memories
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Bouncy bouncy
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:24, archived)
# And another unconnected pea just for the hell of it.

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# hahaha
what a party!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:07, archived)
# :D
Want that one:D
(herman:D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] two wrongs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# get back to the pink panther show, you angry little fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# It was cancelled genius...
...so they went into politics.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived)
# i heard they quit
because they were fed up of painting walls, only to have them painted pink the minute their backs were turned
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Hmmm...I might steal that plot...thanks!... :D ...
...Two wrongs painting!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# two wrongs with paintball guns
violent and fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:04, archived)
# O.K.,...I'll steal that too...
...got any more...?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:07, archived)
# two wrongs attempting to become beauty queens
and fighting on stage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Fucking gold!...You're my new writer.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:11, archived)
# there's a lot more where that came from
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# hahaha.......Vote for the right to be wrong....*Citizens Charter*
"He's right y'know"---Ethel Weathercock:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Free kisses...
...to all the girls.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# "i'm going to drop this on your head"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# TOAL?
(Poison-System-X, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
# elocution eraser
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:58, archived)
# lemmy is such a cynical bastard
i love him
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:02, archived)
# pfffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:11, archived)
# You can't pfffffft the Pope!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# awwww
:(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# No!
Lemmy is an ugly warty bastard!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# That's Blasphemy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# :D
Fight fight fight
(herman:D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# ning, I'll just leave this here...
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Most ladies would be pleased with just the rabbit...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:35, archived)
# I really should work out the joke before I comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# i see no chocolate here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# The ramp is made of chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# then i am pleased
but i think it needs an explosion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:45, archived)
# The ant is full of explosive.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# this is acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:47, archived)
# I think that's the whole point of the rampant anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# how so?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# A crotch explosion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived)
# ah. now i understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:55, archived)
# It's not like you to miss a vibrator joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:03, archived)
# i wasn't paying attention
i was too busy eating scrambled egg on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:11, archived)
# If you're scrambling the eggs
You might be pushing it in a bit far
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# hmmm
you may be right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Ramp-ant Bunneh?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# I'm sure there's one called that somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Wedge caterpillar finger-puppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# NSFW
...too rampant:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# it's in the future though...
...see the date...11-4-10.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived)
# 11th of April.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:55, archived)
# ...oh...I haven't been the same since Monduary.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Hahahaha Oh I get it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Are we bored of this one yet?
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Bumhug!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] very nicely done.
He knows how to live really though

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Ta Waspie!
:)
Edit: He looks rather chuffed with himself,
with more than a hint of 'mimsie' on the end of his nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# another dead hooker for darling.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Careful now...
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The tories have used a very boring cover
purely so that the Labour one gets shopped more on b3ta and therefore the tories will win as the "less lampooned"

Cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah, cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# ah, but the Tory one is much easier for the antialiasly-challenged to shop
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Text on a manifesto!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I find contract by one pixel to be the
best of all the animals in this case.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Peeeeeeeeeeea!
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(twattybanjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Ha ha excellent
:)
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] *not worth new thread here*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# haha
it's worrying how neatly that fits.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# So was in the hospital, when a thought came to me.....
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# why am i looking at your colonoscopy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Cannot unsee
:(
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't be taken in just because she's up the stick
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# how can she be THAT pregnant and STILL have no tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# I can't say
I notitsed myself....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# She has arms growing out of her hips
That's strange
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# At least she knows in advance.
Forewarned is fourarmed.

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# that's a very high horse

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Whoah! My hooves are, like, HUGE. And this hay is so munchable!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# I can fly man, I'm telling you, I can fucking fly...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# haha i like
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] *probably applies to whoever gets in* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# More likely to be this fella
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# yay:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# nice antumbra
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
And here's another one for the anti-wank bank.
(twattybanjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Oh no...the animation is broken.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:39, archived)
# very true - from a few yrs ago...

Beau Bo d'Or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Where tha bloody hell's Vera...?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# has he had a stroke?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Who hasn't
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# I was thinking exactly the same thing myself
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# he does look a bit brain-damaged, doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
#

I appear to just be reposting old shit right now. I will cease immediately. Thanks for understanding.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# At first glance I thought that was Simon Pegg.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Martin Brundle?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Oh yeah. Weird.
Assuming you mean the F1 related one and not Jeff Goldblum's offspring Eric Stoltz in The Fly. Or The Fly II, even.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# mmmmmm
goldbluum....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# I do indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Yikes!
The resembelance is uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Just what I thought
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Weirdly it makes me think of Tony from Men Behaving Badly.
A badly aged version who looks as though his brain has completely deactivated.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# It took me a second to realise that was shopped :S
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Ta Sushi!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Whoah!
Nice one Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Thanks Stan!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# 4 Jimbuktu :D
(herman:D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Next she'll be grinding that post
like a pro
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
#
a pro Miley Cyrus....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Even Miley's gotta' make money
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Pfffffffft!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Well if it ain't Stanley Mattinson!
How are things?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Ey up Mr Michael
Not bad*,hows yourself?



*same old same old
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# All grand here,
apart from still waiting for a start date on my new job :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# You've got a job?!?!?
'Bout fucking time!!!

;P

Nice one dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Nicely!
When my eyes flickered across it the first thing I thought though was "Vagabond".
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Seducing in the rain?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:10, archived)
# One of these
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# This is putting me in mind of Soundgarden's
"Face Pollution"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# I gave that a listen since I've never heard it before.
Man I can't get right with Soundgarden. I can hear that they're not shit, but they just leave me completely cold.
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# Their stuff does vary quite a lot
From self-indulgent wailing and musical shittery to quite good songs.
See The Day I Tried to Live or Limo Wreck. Not a huge fan though.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Don't worry.
That just means your critical faculties are still intact.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I liked the black hole sun music video.
mtv tells me what to listen to :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# that is very well doe
the eyes are particularly intense
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Unusual to see you here at this time of day.
Oh. It's also unusual to see me here at this time of day.

Long live unusualness.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:34, archived)
# there's nothing on telly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I thought you only existed on the internets?
Isn't that the source of your power? (OhhhOhhh)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# i cannot reveal the true source of my power
as that would cause it to diminish and leave me open to attack.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Aww
*tells legions of flying squirrels to stand down*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# flying squirrels? pah!
they're on my side!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Porous girl is porous
And sad. But oh so absorbent! Nice effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I see her less as porous than as acid-etched metal.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Lully as per sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Smile, y'mardy cow!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# She's upset about her skin condition.
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# She's got a bad case of lichen,
but it does give her character.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# she should join the rolling stones
i hear they gather no moss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# No
That's Pete ... Docherty's ... job.

Oh god I can't believe I just bothered to make that pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# that's a spanging
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# get up and burn an X into your forehead
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Oh, it's Mrs Thatcher again!

...it's not meant to be Thatcher, but if you wish upon a star...
Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Fantastic!
Woo/yay/houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Houpla indeed?
That's mighty kind of you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# I believe this may be Thatcher's second form
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Top drawer that man


*really relurk*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Awww
I've never had fireworks before! Cheers. My Tab key is sticking due to beer related incident. OH NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Awesome.
Have many a click :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Gosh thats a bit special
Maggie Thatcher, the Evil that men do lives on and on
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# *wails while standing with spandex-covered legs wide apart*
Then flies a plane back home.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# uncanny coincidence
I was listening to that this morning in the car.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I was also listening to this on the tube this morning
first time I've listened to Maiden in 20 years!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Excellent. That really is well done.
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# v nice :D
(herman:D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# that's bloody fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
# New Maiden album?
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# He seems more..fresh... than Eddy :)
He's still got some blood in him look!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# wooooo
great drawing zumf w/y/hooplah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# No blood?...C'mon man!
...it's cool though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh hai!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Oh no
No no no.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# NO, NINJ! NO!
BAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Will this do then? :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Ironically...
The one who is GOOD at his job is evil.
The one's who are bad at their job, are not evil, just incompetent.

Or sonmething

Yay woo etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# This is probably the most chilling part of the New Labour detritus.
Mandelson was, and is, totally competent.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# He's the Michael Myers of politics
Just when you thought there was no chance of his return...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# ...the bright and shining optimistic face of hope, looking upwards, gets shat on.
And repeated blinking is of limited help.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
# that sounds like the lyrics from an RDF song
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# RDF? Have they still got their sale on?
I need a new sofa
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:36, archived)
# It's a quote from
a B & Q song.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# I want to be the next Mandleson, except not omggay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# NO NO NO NO
BACK IN YOUR BOX!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] PHWOAR!!!!................................D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Get this back out of my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:13, archived)
# *delurk*
*boke*
*relurk*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# oh mai :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# *Keels over*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I bet she says that to all the guys...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I still properly love this
yesterday I learnt not to google futurama images with safe search off. The horror, the horror
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# I just don't get THAT whole thing
With plentiful real porn about
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# oh bai
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Is it possible to make thatcher sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Was she or wasn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# That's so wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Argh no WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Dude
there are boundaries.
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# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm imagining it's Milton Keynes.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Ten minutes later...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Pope-pea
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Fuuuuuck, that's good.
*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# It thanks you
Or it gets the hose again.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# thank you sir may I have another
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Y'know, I prefered the old pope.
He was all grey, quiet and rattly. That's what popes do, right?
This one's got it all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# John Paul geroge Ringo?
The Beatles Pope!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Francis Bacon's screaming popes
in the 22nd century.

By which time, he'll have negotiated an "acceptable norm" on the numbers of raped children.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# That should be a band! (also, album title in there too I see)
Hahaha acceptable norm... oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# It's the jews fault, you know.
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/apr/11/catholic-bishop-blames-jews
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# I blame the bastards who fuck children.
And the bastards who cover for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# ^Thiiiiiiiiiiiiis
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# I lke this lots.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# best pope ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:45, archived)
# but mostly pissing off non-terrorists
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# saw this sign on hols and it made me think of this....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# KKK member with large appendage
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# just the Alzheimers hurdle to get over now
...else he won't remember where to put it:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# The words on the sign probably still apply


It's a quo'd sign!

Quo'dworks?

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# :D
"hit the quo'd Jack"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)

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